Anime Girls vs Pizza Hut

[@pantsahat]

Have a great today!

[@MapleNephthys]

Okay

[@therealgummy]

You too

[@iggen]

You too! :3

[@asandwich7162]

Ok

[@CheekiMyBreeki]

No u

[@ericschuster2680]

Making the mother of all stop-motion here, Jack. Can't fret over every frame.

[@skyline8581]

Ok cheap indian scammers lol

[@NoNamex1412]

Don't fuck with this animator

[@fumarc4501]

The Memes!

[@WhostEist]

Standing here I realize

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Bruh.

[@andrewsever4651]

I love the character progression that chief has gone through. Man lost all his money to the e-girl, it’d make sense he needs to get some back!

[@nekoamai5684]

she took it from him again lmao

[@ethanialP]

The greatest character arc

[@stupidvideos1449]

@today was a good day shut up

[@turkishgigachad2285]

Animes vs german ss forces

[@ArgyleAuroraAurealis]

@@turkishgigachad2285 Wait till anime and german SS collaborates and make an anime of some girls and Panzer IVs

[@MGengarDude]

Man delivered more than pizza today.

[@kittenfrompicture]

Astolfo got me hard as Malenia(in any mean)

[@thatredweeb597]

I starting to see you everywhere bruh

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Bruh.

[@justsomerandomsleepingkitt3337]

@e lol

[@PrideBornAmadi]

@@thatredweeb597 I know right, I’m never clicking on that link.

[@TazuTazuya]

"You look like a beta male in a skirt" "Hmm want me to take it off" "Yes" "No"

[@TheRealAzuey]

Yes

[@Hikikomoriiiii]

@@TheRealAzuey *yes*

[@TheRealAzuey]

@@Hikikomoriiiii *YES*

[@samza9233]

FLASHBANG

[@kamvamayekiso7243]

@@TheRealAzuey *Y E S*

[@athrixxs]

him saying "it was lag", along with the super cool usernames for the pizza police, proves that this entire universe is a videogame

[@a-s-greig]

Oh my gosh. It's VR Chat.

[@MarkStillPlays]

gmod darkrp vr💀

[@CardiacYew-xt5zq]

@@a-s-greig now I'd like to see a vrchat adaptation

[@familyunfriendly1732]

most likely VR chat

[@familyunfriendly1732]

@@a-s-greigLMAO JUST WHEN I SAID IT

[@UnholyTendie]

Chief blaming lag is peak comedy

[@jackcolson4745]

Especially if he was playing on Australian servers.

[@TychoHoward]

Nah, best part is that he's right. Spartan Laser's instantaneous in-game, and there's a noticeable delay here. Astolfo would've been instantly toasted upon full charge normally, he had him dead in his sights.

[@abisailaboy5778]

"I was wrong about you. You aint a sellout, you just want my bussy" Revengance status hit good with this one XD

[@andrewmccarty755]

Mmmm :3

[@migzpetil602]

@@andrewmccarty755 l P

[@Sn8kDr]

True

[@ewest4817]

You just want THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

I miss Chief. Got me hooked on the series

[@Nothing.Nugget]

"permission to increase my k/d?" "Negative, he has anime protagonist strength, you wouldn't last a second" One of my favorite lines

[@SamFaron-l9c]

What does K/D even stand for anyways?

[@Nothing.Nugget]

@@SamFaron-l9c kill to death ratio. It's basically like a record board for some pvp games that show kill to death ratios

[@secretlydeku3990]

@@SamFaron-l9c kill death ratio

[@snaxolotl1432]

Can't forget the guys name was Milf hunter 84

[@tylerbarela2562]

Same

[@MapleNephthys]

He had to make a broken door for a scene, respect Edit: nvm he broke even more

[@gnilbis7859]

*CUZ HE'S HARD*

[@roviken2005]

Nice Ami pro pic

[@nekoamai5684]

yeah he wrecked that door lol

[@eMpTy12189]

E

[@dynamotheoutlaw]

“bruh why they always gotta censor the good parts” i think hippo really went through a character development cuz he wasn’t with the sus stuff back then

[@Th3DankestMemer]

Some might consider it character regression instead of development.

[@Th3DankestMemer]

@@FabelWings I saw what you deleted Caught in 4K bro

[@Sparrow33011]

"I'm used to my back door being destroyed, but not my front." - Astolfo (2022)

[@kindwolf7700]

This video is just an overdose of lewdness.

[@enbi5440]

you forgot the ✌️😜

[@Funniblockman]

Damn didn't think of that

[@HanzTheODST]

i wish i did not understand that

[@ViriLiliac]

Can confirm

[@eggboy6494]

'Pizza Hut has placed an order for your arrest, and I'm here to deliver" Most badass quote of the year

[@CreatureOutOfTime]

Lame

[@Statusinator]

Sounds straight outta Snow Crash.

[@masterchiefgaming2807]

Making the mother of all Huts here, Astolfo. Can't fret over every pizza.

[@copperpug8147]

“I was wrong about you” This reference made me happy.

[@gerodorm.7]

can you explain it to me

[@Only_Ameen04]

Standing here I realized

[@honokakazuno]

@@gerodorm.7 it's a reference to the final boss fight in the game Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

[@copperpug8147]

@@gerodorm.7 He played college ball.

[@alshabib5849]

bruh he even got the camera angles the same

[@schizopalidin]

Chief : "And you're dressed like a beta male, wearing a skirt." Astolfo : " Oh, want me to take it off?" Other Spartan : "Yes." Chief : "No."

[@Yekatanarchist]

he seen it too much 💀

[@barrettfenwick8028]

I mean... Out of sheer curiosity... Sure. :P

[@RockettRevengerr]

The Other Spartan is a man of culture

[@shiranu-li]

@@RockettRevengerr Facts

[@megs8654]

i literally exploded in laughter there

[@nullvoid7188]

Astolfo: *flashbangs MC and crew* MC: "ears ring" Milf hunter: I'm blind! Second guy: it's huge!

[@PerishingPurplePulsar]

Hippo: Ayo why they always gotta censor the good parts!

[@FederalFlavx]

@@PerishingPurplePulsar “stalker-Chan wait I think I have an idea!” -attempts to ruin pizza huts reputation-

[@91-mph73]

Doug Laurence: MY EYEEEZSSS!!!!!

[@DarkManny00]

Meanwhile me with Tac mask from Bo2 “ Im not fazed”

[@josephbrown4768]

I love how a simple sketch on youtube is better than 99% of "adult" shows. Love your content, dude. It's awesome.

[@DoodlingHitman]

it really do be like that

[@PozerPie]

adult swim used to be like that

[@josephbrown4768]

@@PozerPie I miss Samurai Jack...

[@Roshasis]

its like a better quality robot chicken

[@moisesgrande6291]

la mayoria de "shows para adultos " creen que sexo,malas palabras y violencia lo son todo pero no,nunca lo es

[@realkingofantarctica]

It's like the plot and scenarios gets more deranged with each episode, and yet the writing and characters get better. This is the sit-com I'm watching in my male fantasy.

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

Amogus

[@AmoniPaleo]

Lets be real, the money Pansahat gets from his amazing videos is an excuse for him to buy even more Astolfo merch behind our backs! U can't deny it!!!

[@KwadDamyj]

Livin da dream

[@Namkify]

I wish i had this excuse

[@TyroZantetsuken]

imagine needing an excuse

[@bobrehann5015]

Hope he gets enough to fix all the broken props for this episode.

[@nekoamai5684]

that or new outfits for his new character jiko lol

[@jvl5379]

“I’m blinddddd” “It’s hugeeeee” “Bruh why they always gotta censor the good parts”

[@sheepbleep740]

I love how outright bizarre and yet incredibly well put together this stop motion is. Everything from the lewd Astolfo quips to the Metal Gear Rising reference had me rolling, not to mention the painstaking amount of time and effort that went into all expressions of the characters. Even the subversion of the holy magic beam of light trope which covered Astolfos ‘Monster’ suprise was hilarious, all based around a goofy premise of outpizzaring the Hut. Hats off to you Pantashat, you truly are the king of stop-motion comedy.

[@averagehentaienjoyer]

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg Emperor, did you know that your Imperium needs to be more inclusive and contain female and non-binary Space Marines?

[@deiansalazar140]

Wait sorry where was the rising reference? I must have missed it. EDIT: Wait nvm I realized it was the "I was wrong about you" but, I recognized the reference but didn't process it being intentional. "You're not cringe. You're just FUCKING RACIST!"

[@katzbkewl9900]

@@deiansalazar140 Also in the beginning a song from the mgr ost plays when the door is being shot at

[@Manganization]

So um, is Astolfo actually a trap or this just a joke?

[@tyleranderson3290]

@@Manganization the world will never know 🤭

[@hunteristired2233]

As a manager of a Pizza Hut, I can confirm that this is how we deal with those who try to out pizza the hut

[@earnem4175]

I attempted it once, I was eaten by the Pizza Hut employees

[@astolfothelyfer369]

Individual of culture

[@themoodyguy240]

My home town out pizzaed the hut, every Pizza Hut there shut down

[@OperatorBG]

They why haven’t you dropped bombs on Italy where Pizza originated

[@fakerake707]

You fool ive already tried out pizza the hut and succeeded

[@CraftyFoxe]

This was really well made!

[@nekoamai5684]

yeah no kidding

[@ethanworks9917]

Indeed

[@crinztipe1520]

I know I wonder how much time this videos take.

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Almost reminds me of Robot Chicken.

[@Jdmking-kp1mu]

Never expected to find you here CraftyFoxe!

[@ironwolf3319]

"Sir, permission to increase my K/D?" Had me fucking rolling.

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Your version of Astolfo will always be his best portrayal. The right amount of degenerate and the right amount of sane. The perfect combo.

[@gojo_req3275]

Astolfo

[@vonathenbrod8498]

I’d even dare to say it’s...lore accurate?

[@That-_-Guy]

@@vonathenbrod8498 br

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

According to FGO and Extella this Astolfo is pretty acurate. According to history, the most accurate one is the Ankoman version

[@sulthanstfn]

@@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961 the best Astolfo there's

[@arazet]

“Bruh why they always gotta censor the good parts” No no, he has a point

[@antoniojones2227]

Indeed he does have a very good point.

[@Pokemanic33]

Stop Motion Astolfo Onlyfans when

[@SherloDaDino]

**Insert Vine Boom**

[@arazet]

@@Pokemanic33 the only acceptable onlyfans

[@p3pgamingofficial]

The anime light censor is too small to cover all of Astolfo's monster energy can and you know it

[@zera3947]

@e you're father with the milk?

[@Floridamangaming729]

How would anyone even fit that inside them.

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

@@Floridamangaming729 Lube, lots and lots of lube

[@grandadmiralthrawn92]

0:54 The transition from regular to chibi Astolfo killed me 😆

[@oscarpiyo9888]

I also loved bro, what version of nendroid is?

[@Sonichero151]

Don't forget the "Kyuh"

[@shirouamakusa5935]

"He's got anime protagonist strength. You won't last a minute." I've got the power of God & Anime on my side🤣

[@MonadOfManyWorlds]

I can create universes with a snap of my fingers, I'm my own league not that I like to brag or anything. Also classic vine line

[@spacedandy6917]

The absolute amount of lore in this episode, is amazing. Like it's all slowly coming together and I couldn't be more proud to see hard work come together for our master artist here.

[@shred1894]

*pantsahat lore* Lets be real that's the best part about this series, the fact it has a continuity and lore with every episode.

[@UNSCMarine117]

"oh yeah, it's all coming together"

[@Dionysus108]

Personally, I think there's multiple universes, one for each main character (MC, Batman, Spiderman, Bionicle) with characters like Astolfo and Hippo being constants in each universe. Otherwise there's a lot of people living in that house that just aren't around.

[@lonepotato7529]

@@Dionysus108 astolfo is a demi god who can travel between the realities causing chaos and destruction and the hippo is just there to observe

[@novomundo7559]

@@Dionysus108 I think that there is only three universes, i nicknamed them all. "The house universe": the universe of this video, with Astolfo and Friends, they usially have a cool continuity. "The Restaurants Universe": thia universe usually features loose stories without continuity that's matters, it is all episodes in any restaurant. "Obese Batman Universe" the newer one, featuring Obese Batman and Astolfo's adventures, and until now there is continuity.

[@Felhate]

0:34 "Chico you killed us! No one out Pizzas the HUT!" that line left me 💀.

[@ryuujikinuzaki4523]

Bro who's Chico? And where's anime from?

[@PTCLegacy777]

Who Chico?????

[@BiancaCatan]

"YOUR CRAZY EX IS GONNA BLAST US" "Wouldn't be the first time he blasted me" "No stop being lewd it's not the time"

[@xenon8927]

Chiko and Astolfo's interactions where they're friends but they constantly have stupid joking around arguments are, without a hint of irony, amazing writing and they are in fact the best part of this series, in this essay I will-

[@markysharkboy0261]

Do you know what anime is this Chiko girl is from? 🤔🤔🤔 Just curious 😁😁

[@Scarifar1]

I could’ve sworn she was just a pantsahat OC.

[@markysharkboy0261]

@@Scarifar1 I mean if that’s the case, fair enough

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Wait her name is Cjhiko? I just thought they were using gangbanger slang.

[@xenon8927]

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 I think it's her actual name. They've never called her anything else.

[@kyxhk]

Fun little story, when my father and his brothers where 17-18, they *outpizza'd the hut.* They literally ate up all the pizza, and the salad bar, and got kicked out.

[@BeyondDaX]

Even the salad bar? Must have been a busy day to not have been noticed before its too late

[@brandonwilliams6221]

How many brothers does you father have? OR how fat was your father and his brothers?

[@BlackoutBlakeOfficialYT]

This is a complete win in their books, what a group of absolute chads

[@dogwashthefirst597]

How many brothers does he have goddamn

[@gaaraofthedesert801]

"I'M BLIND!" "IT'S HUGE!" That still kills me XD

[@AirShockXLIVE]

"Nice aimbot, you missed" "IT WAS LAG!!!" I have never related so much to this.

[@Noum77]

"Sir, permission to increase my k/d" He is a Halo player alright

[@mattguy1773]

This is a crossover I never expected but it’s the one I needed

[@nekoamai5684]

agreed chief needed to come back eventually and how infinite went I'd say him coming back like this was the right move

[@REVOKE-EXISTENCE]

"Making the mother of all pizzas, can't fret over every pepperoni" - some senator probably

[@nekoamai5684]

love this

[@REVOKE-EXISTENCE]

@Depp. Shouldve jetstream sam'd me smh

[@xout0ft0astx4]

"Made college thin crust y'know, could've gone deep-dish if I hadn't out-pizza'd the hut!!!"

[@elias5804]

@@REVOKE-EXISTENCE sadly bots don't have a sense of humor

[@artransformeraqe5692]

Master Chief looking at Astolfo before he rode his head reminded me of Armstrong

[@LonerChief]

"And you're dressed like a beta male wearing a skirt." "Oh.." "Want me to take it off?" "Yes!" "No." 2 different energies where being held here.

[@alcerdemon9768]

I swear this man must not have any kind of Job, it's impossible that you can sustain a job and make such a high quality animation in such a short amount of time

[@brickmack]

He makes money from companies paying him not to feature their products

[@ChaosKyborg]

@@brickmack Well his income should skyrocket after this vid then.

[@ewigwaldeinsamkeit]

that's one way to not get a ❤ pin It's more about time management and liking what you make rather than anything else

[@asyifranul1734]

My thoughts as to how they could be getting these done within time is they're gaining experience whilst trying new stuff, thus the quality improves and they can quickly do things they've done before

[@ineptspecimen2280]

How do you figure? He drops his videos incredibly spaced out. Months apart usually. Plenty of time for him to also have a job.

[@Sabis2365]

"You're like a beta male wearing a skirt!" "Oh. Want me to take it off?" "Yes." "No."

[@cook_lander8465]

Literally my favourite part😂😂

[@communadog7874]

@@cook_lander8465 not my favorite part bc he didn't take the skirt off

[@AntiVectorTV]

Poor Lego guy. First he gets his house blowed up and now he gets left in the freezer the whole episode.

[@WRZ100]

It's not his house, it's Hippo's house.

[@Uss_enterprise_cvn-6]

@@WRZ100 last episode

[@WRZ100]

@@Uss_enterprise_cvn-6 ah, right.

[@novomundo7559]

It was karma; buyed the house with the money he received that also belonged to Master Chief and Astolfo, remember?

[@WRZ100]

@@novomundo7559 he earned it fair though

[@caseys_cozy_garage]

"want me to take them off?" "Yes" "No" This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@amarehannah7601]

Bro sounded like muscle man from regular show

[@llsr7359]

I love every single bit of it. The references, humor, I feel like I get it. Edit: References are lovely. Can't stop rewatching it.

[@nekoamai5684]

tell me about it he threw in so many metal gear rising references in this video

[@llsr7359]

@@nekoamai5684 YESSIR

[@besttoiletfixerever]

Making the mother of all pizzas here,beta ass Can't fret over every slice

[@Anonymous529]

@@nekoamai5684 There’s one in the fuckin’ first second lmao

[@underwater1997]

The phrase "Sir, permission to increase my K/D" is fucking menacing and I love it

[@oligb1469]

Astolfo: "Oh.. Want me to take it off?" hayabusa dude: "yes" Pizza Chief: "NO" That back and forth right there had me in stitches hayabusa dude has his priorities straight

[@manueloster4149]

"straight"

[@undergnomes6248]

I mean what kind of man would say no!

[@queenismyfavoriteband9904]

​@@undergnomes6248 probably completely heterosexual men so none of us clearly lmao

[@midice1]

@@undergnomes6248 the kind that ain't gay?

[@PeterWoodIV]

Best moment in video

[@cboose394]

1:06 “Sir, permission to increase my K/D?” I’m fucking dead💀

[@zippy2470]

"Masterchief, why do you have so many sponsors?" "Marketing son."

[@romualdcaffeserre6230]

It harden in response to communist trauma

[@cameronminor8690]

I'm liking this dynamic of Chiko (or Chico) being the more reckless, "gremlin" type while Astolfo is the somewhat more grounded and down-to-earth one of the duo (emphasis on somewhat).

[@markysharkboy0261]

What anime is Chiko from? 🤔🤔

[@TaigaXsenpai]

@@markysharkboy0261 I don't think she is from any anime. She is original character.

[@markysharkboy0261]

@@TaigaXsenpai Oh okay good to know

[@TaigaXsenpai]

its shocking as he is total opposite of that xD well not really as he was protective of Sieg.

[@WiiMan25]

@@markysharkboy0261 The body is from Mika Jougasaki from Idolmaster (I don't follow Idolmaster but I hang out in toy collecting groups). So pretty sure she's an original character.

[@DragonSeoul]

Always happy to see Master Chad appear in these videos. Him and Astolfo have the best chemistry.

[@braydenbanks4228]

just imagining Astolfo and his friends single handedly ruining pizza hut's rep is cracking me up.

[@KxramaYT]

1:53 "we're making the mother of all omlettes Astolfo can't fret over every egg"

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

My pizza is a tool of justice! Not baked in anger. Nor made in revenge but ... still. THIS ISN'T EVEN MY PIZZA!

[@KxramaYT]

@@darkrexkigntstone8773 it's a fucking mistake

[@KingSnuggelo]

"You're just here for my bussy!" All that was missing to make this MGR reference complete is Pizza Chief in Armstrong's Jack O Pose.

[@D_YellowMadness]

Probably a coincidence considering KZbin's been recommending it to me on every page for like 2 weeks but the penguinz0 video "Metal Gear Rising Is A Masterpiece" with that guy doing Jacko pose in the thumbnail is right beside your comment.

[@KingSnuggelo]

@@D_YellowMadness It's all coming together.

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

Chief was standing there. Realizing he was making history.

[@nickstone3012]

We need Astolfo to get back together with the chief. This just keeps getting better, but their dynamic was pure gold and I miss it. "You have a boyfriend Jesse!!" We need that back.

[@xrich117x4]

Yes we need chief backkkkkk

[@Another-Distortion]

Yoyoyo… Besides that

[@MadGameBoy]

This ain't it chief.

[@sleeplesshollow4216]

Johny 117 check the pecs i miss that chief

[@thefox1901]

Yes. Please get them back together again. They are my OTP bless.

[@FaffyWaffles]

Master Chief and Astolfo have the best dynamic

[@vollied4865]

Can I just say how much I appreciate Astolfos voice actor, she does a phenomenal job really captures Astolfos personality while also embracing the memes so naturally, good voice actors like this deserve more rolls.

[@barrettfenwick8028]

This is the sort of thing you put on your resume for a pro gig. :P

[@doctorbright1065]

@@barrettfenwick8028 I'd hire her.

[@plasmasack]

SHE!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

[@femboy_love]

@@plasmasack they're talking about the voice actor, not astolfo. astolfo - boy

[@Francetheguy]

she 😢

[@subhan936]

I just really don't want these to stop coming out. Absolutely love how the jokes land.

[@SonOfTheNorthe]

That's what Patreon is for :P

[@leomargallegos1670]

I love how it actually has a story going on and not just random clips

[@beket__]

I love how in all future skits, the chair that master chief blasted through is patched up with stitching, there's always some odd world building that somehow stays fluid.

[@vest2351]

2:28 The way the green spartan said "It's huge" made me laugh uncontrollably

[@jamesjesse9773]

*whips out the Monster drink can*

[@flapjack_2077]

@@jamesjesse9773 oh fuck.

[@jamesjesse9773]

@@flapjack_2077 yee! *challenges Astolfo to a dong measurement*

[@christianboustani8284]

I like how this series has better character development than most novels

[@kingbash6466]

“I sell out like a PS5.” Bruh, it both funny and sad how true that is almost two years later.

[@azuresstuff]

I was not expecting that joke at 0:22 worst time to drink water

[@TheRguru1]

I dream of a world where every man can out-pizza his own hut. No more limp dick lasagna, or chicken shit burger king.

[@thomasjensen5960]

Fuck this 24/7 spew of McDonald's mcflury bullshit!

[@KirbyLinkACW]

We'll make pizza great again!

[@MajorMasonGaming]

Making the mother of all dough here, cant fret over every single bussy.

[@artistanthony1007]

The Ch'King actually has a really fantastic Crispy Chicken Patty, highly recommend it.

[@jamber985]

2:08 Chico: Nice aimbot knucklehead, you missed! Master Pizza Hut Chief: *IT WAS LAG*

[@SenbonKaguya]

It's the truth 😂

[@kaungkhantwin4859]

McDonald's Wifi Be Like

[@xzx4696]

"Where do we keep the hand grenades? Have you checked by the Doritos" that's the funniest thing I've heard all day

[@Katesgamingcorner]

"im blind" "its huge" "why they always gota senor the good parts" never have truer words been spoken

[@probablythebest5559]

Lmao the spartan wearing Hayabusa armor immediately says "yes" without any hesitation in his voice.

[@VIPPyroTM]

I always love how Astolfo keeps on turning into Chibi Mode when there’s action involved hahah

[@Johanimate]

Or Caterpillar form when escaping

[@capscaps04]

I love to see Astolfo and Master Chief together again but it also makes me feel so old for some reason. Awesome animation, I always check your channel everyday for new context.

[@raisol6685]

YES

[@D3DREVO]

Might be related to Arby and Chief if you watched that youtube series a long time ago or all of the Machinima videos.

[@Beans_ontoast83]

“Ha, nice aimbot knucklehead, you missed” “It was lag” Peak comedy

[@BaronRemy99]

Chiko was a great addition to the cast. Her interactions with Astolfo are golden. Lmao

[@Fun-n-sun]

Who is Chiko? Is she from an anime, game or original character?

[@justicetheblindawesomedemo3122]

@@Fun-n-sun ping me if u found the sauce

[@BaronRemy99]

@@Fun-n-sun I have no idea. I wish I know though. It's kinda interesting seeing where all he characters from unrelated media come from.

[@Carlisho]

@@Fun-n-sun pretty sure its an original character

[@whitehavencpu6813]

@@Fun-n-sun I used to think its Felix the catboy, but this one might not be a femboy.

[@moongirl_lunalav]

I love how the hippo character is just watching all the insanity around him like it’s TV, my favorite character for sure

[@MaoRatto]

Alstalfo is my favourite due to HOW LEWD HE IS. It's one part cute and one part. That defrost line was hilarious.

[@im_aleey]

Bruh

[@WRZ100]

Not when Astolfo sold his guns though.

[@roarkthehalf-orc6598]

2:05 why is that “holy guacamole” so friggin cute?!? The voice acting is top notch

[@doominionl.o.3358]

Bruh I'm more concerned that they keep the milk in the freezer because the Minecraft TNT took up all the fridge space.

[@Nico_com_c]

Prioritys

[@Donotaro22]

Well done once again on these animations. I'm impressed by the time and effort you put into these.

[@L1LegoAnimations]

Everywhere that hippo goes, chaos ensues. Looks like your animation quality just constantly improves with every couple videos, well done.

[@WRZ100]

He doesn't even go anywhere. He just lives in his house that he also rents out to weirdos.

[@yanuwwuu]

Fire bars

[@ProfSir1]

"Permission to increase my K/D..." is my new tag line. Imma try it at the airport.

[@Krouserwatchesthings]

So, we got: -Sellout Master Chief -Red Recon Bro -Based Green Hayabusa Interesting new team you got here, chief.

[@skyline8581]

1:42 that armstrong refference tho haha

[@Alejandrogarcia-tb4ry]

"Ha you missed" "It's was lag"

[@yungbeams1300]

Ah yes more astolfo trap jokes, can’t live without them 👌

[@nekoamai5684]

agreed Need the constant suggestive jokes

[@PurpleCyanideTube]

KZbin gotta get a handle on these comment bots. Not talking about you OP.

[@manzanito3652]

Is it really a trap if everyone knows what they are getting into?

[@logandekmarques8412]

@@manzanito3652 Okay, I never thoguht about that... If I set a bear trap, then step on it on porpouse, is it still a trap? I genuinely don't know

[@manzanito3652]

@@logandekmarques8412 For the bear, it is. For you, it isn't. It's called bear trap for a reason.

[@hecofemonetization6270]

That part: "you're just here for my Bussy" is a really poetic verse. I'd bet it's from 'Metal Gear grinding revangeance'.

[@li_narii]

obv

[@ncrtrooper517]

I finally did it. I out-pizza'd the Hut. It was the greatest mistake of my life. After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out-pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to out-pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger. A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. M-mom, dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi-" a single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out-pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty county road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone. At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out-pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one. With a free side order of pain.

[@housemana]

i appreciate this

[@real-wg3nj]

10/10

[@itsmemefox2039]

Papa John’s Wick; Revenge Served Warm

[@freshaids9194]

@@real-wg3nj this is a copypasta from Reddit they didn't write it

[@broskiyeets1599]

Op just did a whole batman narration, I need more story

[@DragonaxFilms]

The setup for the freaking Metal Gear Rising reference was unbelievably smooth, these videos just never fail to deliver xD

[@thestudentofficial5483]

Fun fact: in the 50s scientists were trying out possible applications for microwave including radar, food heater, AND cryostasis defrost (they tried it on hamsters but humans are not hamsters)

[@avroarchitect1793]

Did it work on the Hamsters?

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@avroarchitect1793 have you ever tried to microwave food and have part of it frozen and part cooked? Imagine what that would do to a body...

[@okenok]

@@avroarchitect1793 It did it fact work on hamsters edit: formatting

[@MrSephirothJenova]

@@avroarchitect1793 Yes, actually. Problem is it wasn't entirely consistent, and that sort of thing is pretty important if you want to move on to human trials lmao. Not to mention humans are much bigger than hamsters, so we'd be defrosted unevenly (our bodies aren't the same size as the microwave wavelengths). It'd be a mess, even if it worked occasionally.

[@AspenBrightsoul]

As a science with a theoretical degree in physics I can assure you that hamsters are not humans.

[@TheoLogiCultist]

That Revengeance reference... How the fuck do you keep making a masterpiece? So much talent can't be in one dude.

[@Axolotl234]

2 in one video they opening was strange I remain

[@TheCartoonBoy94TCB94]

I’m glad this guy is still making videos like these. I especially loved the “anime-light censor” joke.

[@Sonichero151]

True pizza fact: "out pizzaing the hut is techinically classified as suicide on death investigation reports"

[@CrisisghostOM]

The story progression, character development, memes and great stop motion animation... this has it all!

[@Rammy_Latin]

The set pieces for this episode in particular were really well made! Amazing video as always! Keep up the great work ♡

[@bskiez]

*2:30* Hippo: Bruh I wanna know who's gonna censor the good parts 😅

[@DominicAmazing777]

It’s KZbin these days that’s why.

[@fanmadeproductions2400]

1:23 his laugh was funnier than the joke 😂

[@cyruswong._.2809]

If Master Chief ever comes to deliver the Pizza Hut in my place, I would definitely FREAK THE F*** OUT!

[@bjholland8322]

Watch all the other videos with them

[@Pteriidae]

Astolfo to a blown out -back- front door: _I sleep_ Astolfo when someone tries to out-pizza The Hut: *_real shit_*

[@vest2351]

not even 20 seconds in and I'm already bust out laughing from all the innuendoes from Astolfo ! What a masterpiece Pantsahat

[@selena-iri-gomezplaystatio1650]

Don’t ever give up on astoolfo 😭❤️

[@ToasterBath]

"Pizza Hut has placed an order for your arrest... and I'm here to deliver" goes so hard for no reason