Another Top 10 Stupidest Lyrics

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[@shinigamikitsune1541]

"I like Chinese, Japanese, or even Asian." *this line is so unforgivably awful*

[@kylad5810]

Shinigami Kitsune that lyric is just plain awful

[@iAmGratchet_]

Jesus. I almost forgot about that one🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@jeffreyval9665]

who gives af!! Stop being so dam sensitive!

[@kurtsudheim825]

If it were: ... & any other Asian... I'd say ok but...

[@soso3792]

Jv woods Imagine if someone told you “I like Texan, Alaskan, or even American” I’m pretty sure you’d cringe right

[@SolidIncMedia]

"And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat" - Eminem ft. Nate Dogg - Shake That That line cracks me so consistently, up.

[@alexcrowley7705]

SolidIncMedia I fuckin love that lyric I die everytime I hear it

[@KidRocker44]

SolidIncMedia I love that song!

[@leland-bobpalmer4274]

Lots of people said that line for years & years

[@jeffreyval9665]

people have been saying that for 40 years where the hell have all of you people been?

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

It's why i love those songs better than her's since that don't sound like music

[@meganchambers8108]

"Together we're one, separated we're two." is the new "If the light is off then it isn't on."

[@mtlnascarfan]

Dude...that song is 30 years old. It isn't the "new anything".

[@kurtsudheim825]

I'm guessing by 1 they mean like a marriage, 1 entity...

[@mtlnascarfan]

@@kurtsudheim825 Someone who gets it.

[@alexanderzack3720]

@@mtlnascarfan wasn´t really that difficult to get.... 1 couple/pair 2 seperate people..... doesn´t take a genius

[@uuouuo5480]

@@alexanderzack3720 "seperate"? Good job it _doesn't_ take a genius.

[@meagansanders2520]

Its Red Hot Chilli Peppers. They're probably all high 😂

[@georgebaxter5848]

tbh the monster verse was fire

[@luxmar1]

Her best verse

[@SexyButCurious]

I agree and I'm not a fan.

[@devanbarrios9216]

L

[@zer0953]

+George Baxter no nigga

[@1358Paco]

+George Baxter Yass!

[@ivemcfallen9117]

"she on a diet but her pocket's eating cheesecake" i died

[@emilybeacham7657]

lol

[@osarhemenehidiamen2608]

in other words, "She on a diet but her pocket's getting fatter"

[@alex-ue1yn]

nicki....you didn't become a rapper because of your lyrics *stares at dat ass*

[@user-kg6mf2sg2f]

alex actually she did sweetie. Joke or not. Facts are, she did. She was flat before fame. Got discovered and promoted because of lyrics & then got more noticed because of her ass. But she's not famous BECAUSE of her ass.

[@moakw122]

that means she detting money dumb bitches

[@djlobb]

"They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard" Thrift Shop - Macklemore

[@catastrophicsims5851]

Yes🤣

[@christopherregan1654]

"I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard."

[@89cspell]

“Her feet be killin her, I call it shoeicide”

[@melquizedec]

''....A mulato, a mosquito, an albino, my libido....'' Kurt is the fucking king of nonsense lyrics

[@benliss1591]

Melchi Zedeq but it's brilliant

[@callumwarren3342]

Nirvana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RhythmGrizz]

Melchi Zedeq not really. Beck, Tom waits, Bob Dylan, Sparklehorse, and Daniel Johnston deserve that title waaay more

[@RhythmGrizz]

Melchi Zedeq probably also Frank zappa, captain beefheart, and ween. Kurt is awesome. Nirvana is awesome. there are much stranger/more nonsensical lyric writers than kurt though.

[@sarahtamar9931]

Melchi Zedeq WAS the king of nonsense lyrics. He's the king of nonsense lyrics in heaven now.

[@Billwarson29]

The "Ding Dang Dong Dong" line was from some scat lyrics that Flea's daughter liked hearing from Anthony Kiedis when the song didn't have proper lyrics. They cut them out, then left that last one at the end for her.

[@baronofbefoulment]

TY for sharing that, gives it a whole new meaning.

[@TheMCzorro]

Is that how this song was written?

[@majibuana662]

_"you touch my ding dong, you touch my tralala"_

[@disneyfan8719]

I don't mind that part tbh. 😂 That might be because I'm a big RHCP fan, but still. Lol

[@michaelpino550]

Because of the line proceeding it, it just comes off as racist babbling. lol

[@PlebstersPictionary]

I'd like to applaud whoever found the Van Halen lyric. I personally get hypnotized by his shredding to the point where words don't really have meaning

[@coconuthead1361]

4:48 "But that doesn't make a ding dong dang bit of difference" I don't know why but I started laughing uncontrollably at this.

[@sammorris4722]

"Together we're one Separated we're two" That actually makes perfect sense. You need to approach it from a poetic point of view. When they're together, they're united, their souls are joined together as one. Separated, they're just two people who used to interact, but their hearts are no longer one.

[@sammorris4722]

*****​ It's could *have*, sweetheart. Maybe it's just because I've got the mindset of an English Lit student.

[@sammorris4722]

***** It's not "could of", though is it?

[@sammorris4722]

Shotgun Cheney​ Is that supposed to include myself? I'm so sorry I have a literary mind.

[@HelloKittyisMyPal]

I agree 100%! It may not be the best line but it makes sense. :)

[@godisdeadandsoareblaspheme2220]

1 + 1 = 2 2 - 1 = 0

[@ceebee5641]

Damn, watchmojo does not like Nicki Minaj xD

[@MajaM777]

Nope

[@liddolmenace]

That's the only thing I like about WatchMojo.

[@paul.andre24]

no one does

[@ria2551]

or LFO

[@durpddurke4633]

Like nearly everyone on earth

[@tylercurrey4334]

I was fine with this whole list until "Love The Way You Lie" was an honorable mention. That lyric is great, as well with the whole song.

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Not really

[@martynamaczyszyn]

@@VarsityAthlete04 it's a play on phonetics pane/pain. You're welcome.

[@VarsityAthlete04]

@@martynamaczyszyn I know...its still not good

[@martynamaczyszyn]

@@VarsityAthlete04 I disagree but you have every right to your own opinion

[@pedroian5964]

@@martynamaczyszyn FINALLY, someone who understands that not every person have an opinion

[@mandm2682]

Van Halen's lyric wasn't even that bad.

[@wmarkdyer]

It's pretty bad

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Tbh it reads pretty bad to me. I guess its opinion though.

[@littleclownfrosty]

"I’ll take you in one mouthful like cheese."-Wolf by EXO "I’m creeping in your heart babe I will overturn you, break and swallow you"-Monster by EXO "Ring ding dong, ring ding dong, ring diggy ding diggy ding ding ding"- Ring Ding Dong by Shinee "we wanna go rocka, rocka, rocka, rocka, rocka, rock (so fantastic) go rocka, rocka, rocka, rocka, rocka, rock (so elastic) fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic elastic, elastic, elastic, elastic" - Ring Ding Dong by Shinee "If you want a pretty, every wanna pretty"- Pretty girl by Kara "Just close your lips. Shut your tongue" -Mamacita by Super Junior "He’s like cushion You’re like a water-bed So squishy, it’s amazing" Cushion by Sonamoo Kpop is full of this jewels, I could go on forever

[@eleonore9294]

Little Clown Frosty "Never do mind about a thing" Exo Call me baby

[@samisayque]

Little Clown Frosty "Don't deny our r squared pi" ukiss

[@cheyannedubose8009]

Lol, honestly

[@cheyannedubose8009]

And they make even less sense when it's translated to english

[@SickOfTheWorldXD]

See, with K-Pop, English isn't their main language so you kinda gotta expect it to fail. Just take the laugh and roll with it. Though that would be a great list. "Top 10 English Fails In K-Pop".

[@BRMusicEnterprise]

cheese is slang for money and so is cake. smh

[@luxmar1]

Watchmojo lol

[@holaun3892]

Yeah, but they mean the context the lyric was in makes no sense.

[@1358Paco]

+Holaun It does though. The line before was "Fuck Nicki cuz she's fake/ She's on diet but her pocket's eating cheesecake." Basically saying that they can try and hate but the only dirt they can find is petty and meaningless, meanwhile being a double entendre for her making money.

[@dodgersdoon1130]

the narrator is really white if he doesn't know it means she making skrilla

[@1358Paco]

Brandon Binder He's actually black or mixed lol

[@termitered]

"I don't get the lyrics so it must be stupid" - WatchMojo while listening to Eminem, probably

[@cathydiane4802]

Thots so evol of thom. I live eninom

[@acidg0blin814]

That's so true

[@ZachKimzey]

While listening to music period 😂

[@rockydon3400]

That window pane line is so bad it makes me cringe.. if you want clever lyrics then quit listening to that bullshit and find some real hip hop

[@sallymagnani6842]

WELL SOMETIMES WATCHMOJO IS STUPIDDDDDD!!!!! THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET THE WORDPLAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EMINEM THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! MAN!!!!!!😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[@brown_bun_e]

Actually Eminem’s “window pane” lyric was a slick play on words.

[@tired3740]

Why does she leave out of the window? Is there no door?

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

It was intended that way, a bit like that “love is evil” one in Space Bound, but it just comes off so awkward that it doesnt work IMO.

[@julenliantrehe6780]

Every Blood On The Dancefloor song should be here lmao. That band is utter bs.

[@Whateverforeverr_]

They would actually need a separate list for that god awful band.

[@julenliantrehe6780]

Vanessa Gonzalez yeh

[@ladydontekno]

Too obvious.

[@_mrmiura92]

Omfg blood on the dance floor need their own channel dedicated to their ear raping travesty that they call music!

[@julenliantrehe6780]

***** Fuck yes, USA army should use Blood On The Dancefloor to torutre enemies and to interrogate them. XD

[@AlyssaRueckert]

I mean, 50 Ways to Say Goodbye has some incredibly dumb lyrics, but it's also MEANT to be a funny song

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Its an odd one tbh. The lyrics are kind of like Red Solo Cup, in that theyre ok if you take it lightly. But by being an emotionally intense, fast rock song, 50 Ways sounds like it wants to be serious.

[@McSquawk]

Train deserves their own top 10 stupid lyrics list.

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Its literally their main flaw IMO. Theyve had quite a few decent tunes that were ruined solely by godawful lyrics. 50 Ways To Say Goodbye and Drive By were probably the biggest examples.

[@anthonysclafani3963]

"Mehoy minoy"- Doodlebob

[@Kevinsyel]

Actually, I think Number 2 is kinda brilliant. "Empty spaces fill me up with holes." that thought of filling something up with emptiness is pretty contradictory... I dig it. even if you guys don't. I guess only time will tell if the lyric will stand the test of time...

[@emmie796]

Thank you, someone shares how I feel. I can see the meaning behind that line right away

[@black990ops]

IKR! I love that line and the whole song...WM doesn't know what they're talking about, they even put Eminem in honorable mentions so go figure

[@Acid_Ink]

I actually thought it said “hopes” Not holes...

[@sweetgolden2010]

Asid Inc it is hopes not holes they got it wrong

[@Acid_Ink]

@@sweetgolden2010 I thought that was the case!

[@adamferguson4676]

I can't stop laughing at the dong ding dang dong thing 😂

[@sttalaugonshandon6788]

yeah... it was so good at first then... WTF happened? Fck donald trump

[@adamferguson4676]

Haha

[@ambrosiablack2061]

Lol me too

[@taylorquinn365]

Adam Ferguson ikr,

[@taylorquinn365]

Adam Ferguson right?😅😅

[@scotthanna1598]

#7 - Anthony left the “Ding dang dong” bit in because Flea’s daughter really liked it js

[@linainverse9369]

Flea is weird, so of course his daughter is weird too

[@Carolinchen10]

for me the Backstreet Boys line makes total sense. Because she is not there in this space, there is a hole in their hearts. And this hole cannot be filled until she is back :)

[@KingMeeqs]

Why is Eminem's a (dis)honorable mention? It's a play on words.

[@booksflavia]

That's what I was thinking!

[@connorokeeffe958]

had the same thought

[@Nick-qm1re]

Because they're idiots? I don't know. second time he's been on here too! step up your shit WatchMojo!

[@Demigodking]

+fueledbydeath yep

[@markscruggs8346]

bc bullshit

[@braedyndyerTV]

Number one shouldn't have been number one... Nicki's verse in that song was maybe one of the best verses of her career!

[@MaCabaret]

That isn't saying much.

[@benjrivera21]

+TheoneandonlyCrowMan let the hate flow through you

[@user-kg6mf2sg2f]

It's one of the greatest female rap verses of all time. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Some people right ? Smh

[@georgialilly3794]

For that to be making much of a point she would have to have other good verses.

[@cell10029]

Example that most rap lyrics seriously literally soar over y’all heads lol

[@PhayzinOut]

(c)rap

[@cell10029]

Uncle Ruckus I’m pretty sure I was referring to another bar on this list

[@sheilagp555]

Omg this is hilarious

[@GenerationalTreasure]

Okay, I saw Eminem on here as an honorable mention so let me break it down: It's a play on words. You get to watch her leave out the window, guess they why they call it window pane. He said the phrase window pane, but he metaphorically said window pain. Like watching someone you love leave you. It causes pain.

[@ryangillman8882]

I was just about to comment this myself. Even when he was featured on the last list of "worst lyrics" about the Spacebound lyric, they take the words too literally. Its all wordplay.

[@raghavsingh4731]

Im so glad I scrolled down to see this. Thank you!

[@xcaluhbration]

Shaquille Jordan EM is, in my opinion, the illest lyricist but there is no defending those struggle bars lol.

[@jupiterscrybabyy]

Shaquille Jordan Explaining rap to WatchMojo is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle. Useless.

[@OHapybara]

I just realised that's a pun and now I can't stop laughing

[@jamiewarren9961]

why is nicki's number one? shes just saying her wallet is getting fat while she gets thinner? not exactly a great message lol but how is that worst than ding ding dang dong ding dang lmao

[@nintend0freak81]

Because these idiots are WatchMojo can't comprehend metaphors. Sad.

[@durpddurke4633]

Jamie Warren I feel like all the Ding Dang is kinda controversial. As he sang it with a kinda Thai/Vietnamese accent :/

[@squid1313]

I agree. But...she did not get thinner she got bigger lol

[@noanitzan3039]

That part of the chorus is like that because during the song writing process he was just improvising and mumbling nonsensical words but fleas daughter Clara really liked and thought it was funny it so he decided to leave it in on the last chorus for her. There are actual lyrics instead of that part, so it shouldn't even be in this list

[@trapmusic8108]

Exactly I guess they couldn’t break it down bc that is a good ass bar

[@jecksonvasceroli1576]

"Together we're one, separated we're two. ". I liked that. It's cute.

[@kurtsudheim825]

Cheesy

[@hivesliver]

Gets nozzle stuck. Finishes quite quickly or pays less for self service. I rolled on the floor laughing after that

[@Jerome-Boateng]

"Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake Damn that was a horrible lyric

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Yeah that one is godawful. One of the worst puns ive ever heard. Along with that “she blow that dick like a cello” one by Lil Yachty.

[@_jcf523]

Some of these lyrics included in this video prove to me that the people who put these videos together don't understand humor or puns lol.

[@tracymcgill66]

Firstly it was a heartbreak song given the title. Also considering the title of the song is called "Incomplete" then the line 'empty spaces fill me up with holes' should have been very obvious as a metaphor for feeling empty and heartbroken since the other person has clearly left and taken their stuff with them hence the."empty spaces"

[@sportgod4573]

Actually that last lyric on that monster song makes a lot of sense she saying the girl is on a diet but shes still getting money

[@georgialilly3794]

And why would being on a diet diminish her income?

[@Waldo.]

Rebecca black - Friday

[@TheUnknownMan18]

+Waldo Oh There is Waldo... Finally found him

[@user-qc5lv7jt4h]

I found you

[@dannyswanger1211]

Rebecca Black is the reason why Waldo is hiding. It's okay buddy we'll get through this together.

[@Waldo.]

+Danny Swanger 😢

[@c.e.omusix5257]

I can't tell you how many years I have been looking for you

[@batmanluvr69]

The Eminem dishonorable mention shouldn't have even been on this list. That's was a good and clever punchline.

[@TheKrodes]

I agree

[@pallekanin91]

Haha good joke mate :D

[@OpaqueVisions47]

I like Eminem as an artist but i don't know, that line is way cheesy. I agree with Mojo

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

+Rayden Huerta You're joking, right?

[@GNVS300]

+Rayden Huerta It's a bit dumb. Rap does not mean making silly puns. And if you think this inclusion is bad watch their original video. You won't be happy.

[@johnnawirth7936]

"Incomplete" is the best heartbreak anthem of my life!! That is the most amazingly depressing lyric I have heard in a while.

[@jessielemon2477]

Together we're one. Separated we're two. LMAO

[@ericleet3719]

DUDE eminems lyric is clever it's a fucking play on words I mean Jesus

[@amytroupe9790]

E LEETWOLF well, to be truthful yes it was a play on words which makes it acceptable but they think its stupid just because it "doesn't make sense" but in reality it works well in the song...

[@amytroupe9790]

well then explain why it's lame

[@amytroupe9790]

Well not every lyric makes sense but in that case it did... Because with the way he described it instead of using the word pain as in the physical and mental emotion he used pane as in window pane because it hurts to watch a lover/loved one walk out on you and even if you think it was a "lame" line it makes sense with the topic he was covering in the song.... And to be truthful me trying to defend a song that i love and just trying to make you understand that even if the lyrics don't make sense sometimes doesn't mean the song isn't awesome also most songs use lyrics that don't make sense just so they can get a rhyme out of it and yes he could have used a better way of describing it but that's just how he writes lyrics...

[@amytroupe9790]

no i understand i was just being silly through most of it cause i don't really care, i don't like to bickering cause i'm a silly person so most of the things i say have some intellect behind it but most of the time its just garbage, your spacing is off and have a nice day also

[@amytroupe9790]

if you're talking about the spacing it is off at 1. you didn't put a space or are you talking about something else

[@lina-ju6dd]

Train, Backstreet boys, and Eminem aren't really stupid to me but okay

[@faithlynne2931]

literally, someone finally said it

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

That Superminivan thing by Train does sound pretty awful to me. A pun I know, but it really comes off awkward. And as the song is fast paced pop-rock, it sounds like its meant to be taken seriously.

[@ErictheCleric1]

"She made us drinks to drink, we drunk them, got drunk" -T pain

[@antonym4054]

"Together we're one separated were two" is not even a dumb line. He's saying that when they are together they are like one person together, but away from each other the are two separate people

[@kowloonking1374]

each time a Wu tang clan says "36" they referring to the 36 Chambers of shao lin

[@kowloonking1374]

rapper srry

[@cccabbs]

Redman isnt wu tang

[@nickturmes1715]

@@cccabbs he's been associated with Wu-tang most of his career, though, so it kind of makes sense

[@VarsityAthlete04]

@@nickturmes1715 Its a stretch, is wouldn't consider him a Wu Affiliate.

[@yaburu]

Yeah, your #1 was a terrible pick. It's not stupid at all, it's actually just one clever part of one of the best rap verses I've heard in a while. There were literally a hundred other lines from Nikki you probably could have chosen to put on this list, and yet you chose the one that didn't deserve to be on it at all. I want to listen to her Monster verse now lol.

[@stanleyguzman694]

+yaburu she killed it in her monster verse. one of the best verses off of MBDTF

[@Zach984racer]

+yaburu You do realize this is based on votes right? They have a website, people nominate topics and vote on what they think should be number 1. The majority vote was Nikky. That's just how it ended up.

[@yaburu]

I'm pretty sure it's a combination of votes and their own personal picks.

[@j.d5157]

What you on about? One of the corniest lines ever in rap music. The whole of 'Recovery' was filled with this type of shit.

[@SkeliGOAT]

+yaburu I thought it definitely deserved a spot on the list. Pure garbage.

[@Carefreeblkjawn]

She's on a diet but her pockets eating cheesecake? ( fat pockets= lots of money) (cheese = money)

[@blueissocool]

"She on a diet but her pocket's eating cheesecake" its like, the only reason these lyric's are on the list is because you dont understand them. U know these lyric's are not literal. When I say "earth to mojo" doesn't mean earth is going to mojo. Smh.

[@yunofun]

Fine so it is not just a terrible lyric but a terrible metaphor as well.

[@ArtseyHayton06]

"Earth to whomever." : are you conscious of your surroundings? Or do you need a reality check.

[@mzspargo]

HOW DARE THEY PUT THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ON THIS LIST! That part of the chorus is like that because during the song writing process he was just improvising and mumbling nonsensical words but fleas daughter Clara really liked and thought it was funny it so he decided to leave it in on the last chorus for her.

[@Hyder_B]

That's actual really sweet...

[@mzspargo]

Hyder Baig 😊

[@Rubensteinsrevenge]

It's sweet, but regardless of the reasoning, it's not a very profound and meaningful lyric.

[@mzspargo]

Rubensteinsrevenge Oh, but it is! 😊

[@mzspargo]

...just think about it, the song wouldn't sound the same without it there.

[@Snake3yesEddie]

Together we are one, separated we are two kind of makes sense metaphorically. A couple together make one complete couple. If they split up they are just 2 single people.

[@mtlnascarfan]

That's what I always thought.

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Yeah i really dont see what’s wrong with that line even though i hate the song. Just like saying 2 become 1 when they get married.

[@quadraticcucumber3137]

"Slap a turkey neck its hangin from a pigeon wing" - beck: loser

[@gillianc592]

In Becks defence he wrote those lyrics by looking around a room, so its not going to make much sense.

[@geoech721]

Nicki's line is a SMART AF METAPHORE guys...She means that she gets thin as her pocket gets thick (with $$$)

[@martinm.5513]

iSAIDWUT iSAID You dont say.... its about money in her pocket ?!? 😱😱😱😱😱

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

And her pop culture references for lyrics well make u hate her once this current music era finishes

[@brendajohnson5999]

Listen. A lot of people hate WM sometime for some of its disagreeing top 10's, but, seriously! It's opinion based, alright? Someone had to say it.

[@xBezerkerrr]

+Brenda Johnson the problem with KZbin is that most people's egos are too fragile and they can't comprehend the fact that other people may have differing opinions

[@johngerondevera]

So true. It's not like WM is taking it upon themselves to rank these things based on their preference. People need to stop hating 😁

[@davidlance5310]

I feel like I can tell when it's their opinion and when it's not. At least IHE has the decency to tell everyone it's just his opinion and film channels like Screen Junkies and Cinemasins express opinions with passion,wit and humour. WatchMojo are just mechanical and flavourless and act like they can read people's minds when they make these things

[@brendajohnson5999]

+Trap A-Holics So, people don't know what opinions are? xD

[@xBezerkerrr]

Brenda Johnson Nah I'm pretty sure almost everyone knows what an opinion is, some people have trouble accepting the fact that other people may have a different opinion than their own

[@PurpleIsALetter]

I don't understand how people can even listen to Nicki Minaj, I have never heard a lyric from her that's not 100% stupidity.

[@sherythellama466]

PurpleIsALetter you obviously haven't heard her song Marilyn Monroe then

[@PurpleIsALetter]

Shery The Trashy Llama Don't have to, I've heard enough nonsense from her.

[@sherythellama466]

PurpleIsALetter I see where you're coming from, I don't even like her. A lot of her songs may be shit, but just like every other artist, she does have some good ones. I mean, she does have talent. She doesn't use it very well sometimes, but she has it.

[@PurpleIsALetter]

Shery The Trashy Llama I'm just saying, there are people out there who can play all three or four instruments on their albums, guitars, bass, drums, piano, etc, in weird crazy ass time signatures and compared to that, Nicki Minaj is a talentless hack that knows nothing about music and should probably just give up since said musicians have more talent in their pinky toe than she has in her entire body. I'm just saying that if all you can do is rap about "stupid hoes" and the guy next to you is writing songs more complex than classical pieces and can perform every instrument in them ON HIS OWN than clearly we have a different definition of talent.

[@sherythellama466]

PurpleIsALetter I agree with you on every level except for the "talentless hack" part. Everyone has talent. Some find better ways to use it than others, but everyone has it.

[@leonhasenkamp6517]

The Ding Dang Dong Ding was made as a placeholder when it was in the making. Anthony Kiedis hadnt found the lyrics yet but the melody was fixed already. Fleas daughter Clara though absolutely loved that part and so they just let it be how it was for her. Thats not senseless but pretzy sweet

[@iaincowell9747]

I don't want to see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news

[@taylerandrews6264]

not shocking at all that most of these stupid lyrics come from rap. and people say that metal is stupid and pointless

[@1358Paco]

+Tayler Andrews At least you can hear the lyrics...

[@taylerandrews6264]

+1358Paco if you turn up the volume, you can most definitely hear them.

[@JuanAndresG01]

+Tayler Andrews And lose your hearing....

[@gerinimoify]

Rap has the best wordplay and lyrics from any genre at its purest form. You can't look at a shitpile of rap and generalize it to all be the same lol. And you can't even hear the lyrics to metal songs, so that argument is moot.

[@taylerandrews6264]

+Snoopy The Dog I can hear the lyrics in metal. I can't understand shit from rappers. and a MAJORITY of modern rap is total shit. 90's rap wasn't bad at all. but these day, rap is God awful

[@TheWoochick]

just cause u don't understand the metaphor or analogy behind a set of lyrics relates to life doesn't mean it's stupid

[@jamiesmith2724]

Exactly

[@westsideoutlaw956]

lol don’t try to justify bullshit

[@devan9412]

Whilli bruh u can understand it if u want it’s still corny

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Nah just wack

[@monsterhanna6691]

#2 kind of makes sense; To me, it sounds like he's saying that without somebody being in his life, his life is suddenly empty without said person. That is something I can definitely relate to.

[@monsterhanna6691]

Also #6 makes perfect sense; When you're with your loved one, you become one. When you're apart, you're just two people. Have you never been married?

[@monsterhanna6691]

And #4 might sound confusing but not that much; it's like fate deciding if you're worthy of living any longer. In this case, only time can determine if you're meant to keep going. Just try to see it from another point of view, same with a few of the others.

[@laurennikng]

Why is “Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that’s why they call it window pane.” I mean it’s kinda ironic and maybe corny but I think it puts the message out there..

[@muxisium7809]

a lot of these lyrics aren't stupid whatsoever.

[@jaylindr3723]

vannymaximoff right.

[@paulinewilliams517]

Honestly. Watchmojo is overreacting with this shit.

[@myspace4408]

Then you should not watch this you silly... 😂😂😂 and enjoy your favourite music, is that really hard for you??? 😂😂😂

[@miked7295]

The "When it Wayne's it pours" is a play on the word Rain/Wayne. He's trying to say when Wayne hits you, he hits you hard.

[@GrogMindwhip]

Most people are quite aware of that, yes. It doesn't make it a friggin lick more clever though.

[@miked7295]

GrogMindwhip I didn't say it was clever, I just don't think it's as stupid as they say it is. Same goes for alot of these.

[@GrogMindwhip]

Fair enough.

[@christinaknapp1980]

That's better than what I came up with. I thought it was a Batman reference.

[@3mta326]

"when it Waynes it pours" IS THIS GUY FU***** SERIOUS?

[@kadeemthomas6]

“I’m so 3008, your so 2000 & late” is a 👌🏾great 👍🏾 bar.........IJS🤷🏾‍♂️

[@kevinwebster7868]

Is it just me or does it seem that it takes more and more rappers now days to put together one rap song but they still can't even get it right.

[@ladydontekno]

It's just you.

[@EvlutnTrnrDaisy]

I agree with you. A whole group and they still can't get it right.

[@markscruggs8346]

+EvlutnTrnrDaisy Smfh the one song was from the 90's and the other was the whitest analysis ever

[@EvlutnTrnrDaisy]

Mark Scruggs Makes you wonder though. Why do they need to do big collabs when plenty of successful artists never do one yet are still incredibly successful.

[@ladydontekno]

***** name a successful artist who has never collaborated with anybody. I'm pretty sure this person doesn't exist.

[@Joeyology]

“I go so hard they call me go so hard” - Lil Wayne (Bang Bang Pow Pow)

[@jeffreytackett3922]

Serious question: Why do the "honorable mentions" from other videos, never make it to the "Another ..." list? Wouldn't that stand to reason?

[@kurtsudheim825]

I also think so: because those Hm's are like places 11,12... so if another list is then 11-20, they should be there! But I'm guessing they don't want to repeat themselves (cause many will complain)! Plus at least we get a few more e.g.s

[@ayesternotti]

how is Eminems an honorable mention when he says window pane he means window PAIN

[@tougervue9286]

+COMPOSITE I totally agree with you on this one... I guess Mojo doesn't understand.

[@colevallone6180]

Yeah, they probably know. It's a pun but it still is a stupid line

[@bugeyewrex6138]

Right!?

[@ayesternotti]

yeah dude finally someone agrees :)

[@markmuhammad8411]

How about "anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name cause it will be held against you" for pretty much explaining the lyrics right after saying it. Or "I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field." Because that's not even what forcefields do

[@LampyGames]

don't shit talk fall out boy bro

[@jasmineocean]

uh oh watch out for the angry fan ( just a warning)

[@LampyGames]

+Jasmine Ocean was a joke but ok

[@jasmineocean]

+Lampy the Lamp Lamp So what Mark said is a joke? Sorry for misunderstanding then

[@SixtyNineGods]

+Mark Muhammad I see nothing wrong with the first lyric.

[@lukemondloch4127]

How dare u put train on this list this was a lyrical genius

[@garyjskadra1180]

Even if Van Halen performed "the alphabet" they don't deserve to be on a list like this since they're the only ones on these lists who are real musicians! Excellent musicians at that😠

[@mariapz101]

Incomplete is a flawless song how dare you

[@AdiCruise207]

+mariapz101 apparently that line had some deeper meaning that watchmojo didn't understand and called it a stupid line.

[@wilable70]

+Adnan Ahmad oh sure absolutely...it's sooooo deep.

[@sujatromukhopadhyay767]

+Wil Gentry That's what she said.

[@AdiCruise207]

***** No!

[@EvlutnTrnrDaisy]

I agree! I can't believe they would diss BSB! Incomplete is one of my fav songs!

[@cypressgamingyt7644]

Love the Way You Lie by Eminem, that being mentioned on here is wrong. He compares the words 'Pain' and 'Pane', since the song is about a relationship gone downhill, full of regrets, abuse, etc... He is hurt and so is his partner, he compares the emotional pain he feels with the emotional and physical pain of his lover, and focusing on the physical pain, he uses "Throw her out the window..." Because, well what's he doing? Throwing her out the window, and what does that cause his lover? Pain. So what he did wasn't stupid instead it was a play on homophones.

[@thediamondkingblurp5852]

CypressGaming YT ikr wm is stipid

[@billyg898]

It was still a dumb play on words.

[@rockydon3400]

It’s a bad lyric. Eminem is the most overrated rapper ever

[@sallymagnani6842]

EXACTLYYYYY!!!!!!

[@devan9412]

CypressGaming YT it was still a corny line lol everyone knows what he meant it was still lame

[@ZachKimzey]

It’s stupid how literal or out of context, they take most of these lyrics. Just goes to show how little they understand music

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

Ding dang dong, I love this video! Can't stop laughing ox

[@jdarnold5551]

Why does everyone has a problem with nicki minaj ?

[@DavidKimseyshatterglass]

it makes no sense considering personality and stand point wise she literally wants everyone to be happy and be themselves and follow their dreams.

[@Rubensteinsrevenge]

People wanna believe it's acceptable to be themselves, but if that doesn't mean being "mainstream" or unnoticable it's upsetting. People are afraid of people who are braver than them.

[@jacobsarvathayaparan2337]

Maybe it's because she tries to incorporate herself into a genre based on poetry with a beat despite lacking any lyrical talent whatsoever.

[@plantdaddy2371]

thats why i like her.. she is fucking weird and unpredictable.. she is funny weird and trolly, and she probably does it to fuck with people... e.g. stupid hoe.. if i was an artist i would probably be just as weird if not weirder because who cares. y'all just gotta chill. not every song has to have a deep meaning, sometimes their just for fun

[@scarredxangel]

vand jokke clit*

[@AbolishedEmu]

Ever wonder why metal is never on this list? Because it's not complete shit.

[@engraverofthemarkoftheblad7768]

so true and yet metal is a very unappreciated genre.

[@samuelito3931]

Good metal, yes. But particularly deathcore has some truly terrible lyrics. Not dumb, just terrible. 'Take a look inside! See the Devil in I!' Slipknot.

[@Candela115]

uh have you ever listened to Five Finger Death Punch? or Limp Bizkit?

[@PanAfricanCommunalist]

Maybe because no one knows what the exact fuck they're are saying?

[@SexyButCurious]

Stop acting like Metal is the only Rock music that's superior to the rest.

[@bobbyt-5117]

“I don't want to see a ghost, It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news” Life - Des’ree This has to be on here, it’s absolutely ridiculous

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Yeah that one is bad, on the level of the LFO “chinese food makes me sick” one IMO

[@tired3740]

4:01 ' ding dang du di de dd doong dong ding dang ' had me laugh crying like ca razy!😉😂😂😂😂😂

[@winderbournemusic5410]

It still works with red hot chili peppers tho

[@92royalty]

no.

[@teeganw5945]

Jimmy Royalty yes.

[@dalCommando]

the "love the way you lie" one is not stupid IMHO

[@bugeyewrex6138]

Exactly.

[@cassidylouwerens7061]

I was thinking that too

[@marcuscrescenzo8729]

it's not stupid it's just lazy and corny

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Its lame

[@kathyannalexander4506]

Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only Man's not hot, never hot Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat Boom

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

4:40 When the word limit is 1,500 but you're only at 1,200.

[@blehkylie]

oh shit waddup

[@francisvila187]

Ayy lmao!

[@gabg1538]

Here come dat boi

[@hannahfoltz8738]

+Kylie & Kenzie HERE COME DAT BOI

[@the7thsaber]

ayyy lmao Oops sorry, wrong meme

[@nekocat2284]

watch him rollin watch him go

[@kalla1180]

These people don't know shit 'bout rap.. Lil' Wayne's line is a play on the way "Wayne" and "rain" sound similar.. Eminem's "window pane" line is gold.. Nicki's line is also pretty dope 'cause "cheese" and "cake" are slang for "money".. Smh..

[@nataliacabolis865]

Oi what happened to "England is my city" and " Two plus two is four, minus one is three. Quick maths"

[@brainstormsaj2153]

50 ways to say goodbye 1. Sing this song

[@GregTheBearFighter]

The Beatles - I Am The Walrus?

[@GregTheBearFighter]

+Don Glover Guess not, because everyone loves to hate on modern music.

[@ladydontekno]

No, everything recorded before 1995 is a heartbreaking work of staggering genius! /s

[@ladydontekno]

Actually I suspect it's because the people who vote on these WM polls are children who think the only music that ever existed before the 90s was the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Queen, Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.

[@nicolefoster7976]

John wrote I Am The Walrus because he got tired of people analyzing their lyrics. It's supposed to be absurd. And not to mention the whole eggman bit with Eric Burden and his Jamican girlfriend and a raw egg.

[@GregTheBearFighter]

Nicole Foster Yes, I realize how he made the lyrics. That doesn't make them any less stupid.

[@NielsDouma]

What about basically all modern music?

[@ladydontekno]

/r/lewronggeneration

[@hindalhashimy1073]

we got a special snowflake over here!!

[@BehindTheGreenEyes]

Exactly.

[@chloebodnarick8418]

sooooo edgyyyyy

[@NielsDouma]

Chloe Bodnarick It's not about being edgy, modern music just really sucks

[@thetonytaye]

I love how the guy at #10 is singing his lyrics with such a serious face. 😂

[@georgesmith8366]

Empty spaces- someone is not there then you need them to be Fill me up with holes- holes in my heart, a sign of loss or longing That line was very easy to understand and intensely poetic. It should not have been on this list.

[@nomorepartiezz]

I always loved em's window pain pun lmao

[@AdderTude]

It's seems they're taking "Incomplete" at face value for the opening lyrics but the song is far deeper than that. The song was written to mourn the loss of Kevin's dad, so the "empty spaces" that the loss created is meant to symbolize the void in Kevin's life now that his dad is gone. The lyric makes sense (at least to me, knowing the song's origin).

[@fredschannel4317]

This video has the best thumbnail ever

[@jamiehoward3354]

"I only want to die alive, not by the hands of a broken heart "

[@Bigjuice117]

Some of these don't need to be on the list, mainly the RHCP that ding dang dong lyric, was written silly on purpose... It's like they've never heard a chili pepper record before

[@kevinwebster7868]

+Shaneo Malley Actually musicians usually do stupid shit like that when they can't think of anything else. It speaks of low talent and pure laziness. Then again I wouldn't expect anything different from the peppers. A shit sandwich will always be a shit sandwich and the simple minds just love to take big bites.

[@SexyButCurious]

Yes! That one annoyed me because it's my favorite song of them and it wasn't a real lyrical sentence like the rest!

[@GraveRobinBird]

whenever this song came on the radio my dad would joke that kiedis forgot the lyrics

[@ayanujer9615]

I love the RHCPs ❤️❤️

[@Xeacons]

+Shaneo Malley True. They might as well put every song with "La la", "do do" or "Bop shoop bop" on here.