Are you “Djinnbrained?”

[@JohnnyWeissmuller-iw4pl]

"Islam respects no boundaries to its own entitlements, except the strength and superior technology of its enemies. Civilised nations that respect the rights of their weak as well as their strong citizens must maintain the strength to defend themselves against uncivilised nations that respect only strength". James.W Muller

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Too simplify: "to prevent Might-Makes-Right from taking power, you must be mightier than those who believe might makes right."

[@Zoie3x8]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC which ironically, vindicates and proves the ideological position of 'Might Makes Right'.

[@mitchellalexander9162]

So yeah Savages only Know FORCE as a Measure of Respect. But the understanding of their Diplomacy helps but ALWAYS have the Bigger Sticks and Guns. Simple Maxim.

[@Hadgerz]

they've learned that all they need to do to beat us, knowing we take care of our weak citizens as well as our strong citizens, is to become our citizens.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@Zoie3x8 sure, but Might-Makes-Right is one of those "technically true, but it doesn't work all by itself" sort of things. Like "all relationships are transactional" is also a true statement, but if you actually approach all relationships as strictly transactional you'll screw yourself over; you can't treat romance like an overly elaborate method of hiring a long term prostitute, nor treat your children like an investment into a your retirement/elderly care plan, even if "technically" those relationships do have that "function" buried inside them... because doing it that way will make the other party feel exploited and leave you hanging when you need them.

[@seandelap8587]

Not all cultures are equal

[@roach590]

Of course! Yours is inferior for instance, that is why it is dying.

[@colinr0380]

Some are more equal than others.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Culture is a product of a society. A society is made up of people. Not all cultures are equal because not all societies are equal because not all people are equal.

[@nw932]

That's one way of skirting around the obvious

[@WideMouth]

None are equal.

[@GigglelandEmperor]

13% of genies cast 50% of the spells

[@trwsandford]

That rhymes with some statistics I read the other day....🤔

[@davidshaffer511]

Black magic?

[@freecat1278]

"Expectrum per capita!"

[@_Morph1ne_]

It’s closer to 70% at this point.

[@sirsillybilly]

You can’t put the genie back in the ghetto

[@kyteurisuke4429]

Missed a GOLDEN opportunity to rename it Myso-DJINN-y

[@_nebulousthoughts]

This video is spawning comedy gold.

[@kaizokujimbei143]

🍪

[@Dancsa24]

You made a funny haha

[@JesusFriedChrist]

The #1 thing Muslims fear is: *Not being able to marry their cousin.*

[@markvogel5872]

🐐 ban?

[@donavinneptune520]

​@@markvogel5872 No because it's true.

[@nw932]

You'd have to ban donkeys, goats, sheep, cows, and little boys first.

[@colinr0380]

Like the Royals then.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

@@markvogel5872 Yes but they don’t marry goats, unlike the Welsh with sheep. They use them for a little action on the side when they get bored of plowing their relatives.

[@hrtdinasaurette3020]

So, will “A djinn made me do it” now be an acceptable defence in English courts ?

[@NphiniT]

That's one way for muslims to get even more converts 🤣😂

[@Lars-Liam-Vilhelm]

Yes, but the punishment would be the death penalty.

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

It will be their version of goblins made me do it.

[@JPEight]

That would require those who subscribe to such beliefs to see the inside of a courtroom, which as recent news cycles has taught us, is getting less and less common.

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

It’s a huge thing amongst blacks brown in Birmingham London dark forces that night did it and the one doing it is nearly the victim

[@TallulahSoie]

Demons did it. Aliens did it. Djinns did it. Goblins did it. Anything except accountability.

[@Yujifanik]

So...typical Abrahamic?!

[@ThirtytwoJ]

he forgot "its Gods will, he works in mysterious ways"

[@BigBroTejano]

@@Yujifanikyou do realize demons and other kinds of evil spirts exist in non-Abrahamic faiths as well, right?

[@Yujifanik]

@@BigBroTejano oh yes, not that unfamiliar.

[@GabrielPhelanLucas]

All religions make exceptions for themselves when it comes to magical thinking, the basis for all religious thought. Political faiths are no different(communism, fascism etc).

[@Artifex_Prudens]

Billions must rub the lamp

[@LynStrawford]

😅

[@ZarrarOneNiner]

Trillions, even

[@harbl99]

Djillions, surely?

[@nw932]

I have been reliably informed that it is entire implausible for more than 100,000 to rub the lamp within a single year

[@Skeloperch]

Whose up rubbing they lamp?

[@seandelap8587]

Europe for Europeans

[@LynStrawford]

Yes and Britain for the English, Wales and Scotland.

[@VelkePivo]

And hopefully a few right-minded (no pun intended) Americans

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Canada for Canadians America for Americans Australia for Australians New Zealand for New Zealanders Rhodesia for Rhodesians

[@GetsugaTensho85]

SKYRIM FOR THE NORDS!

[@IndigenousEuropean-hp4yl]

And rickets for everyone else.

[@beanmeupscotty]

"You're laughing. Djinns and goblins are out cutting our brake lines and stealing our catalytic converters and you're laughing."

[@SurrealKeenan]

"Back in the ancient 21st century, the primitive people attempted to ward off dark spirits. Amongst these dark gods were 'homophobia', 'racism', 'misogyny' (also called 'patriarchy'), and the most powerful of all: 'fascism'! Little is known about these evil spirits. While they were written about extensively, their actual aspects were never truly defined..."

[@zeehero7280]

The primitives believed a ritual known as "woke" could save them from these dark gods, but research suggests it only served to deliver them unto the arms of other dark gods.

[@hazchemel]

Haha well done

[@christopholies5617]

This comment deserves more likes 👏

[@JadeRunner]

"To ward off evil spirits, many would wear "blessed" items believed to be imbued with supernatural properties, such as the facemask..."

[@alexrennison8070]

@@JadeRunnerDon’t forget the pedophile flag.

[@MiamiVirtue]

Djinnbrain is apparently Labour's choice for the renaming of Bradford.

[@elainekerslake6865]

Djiinscape. Djiiningham Djiinchester Djiinerpool.😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@MiamiVirtue]

@@elainekerslake6865 Well, well, well. Looks like you've had too much to djinn.

[@valeriegrimshaw1365]

Londondjinn

[@colinr0380]

I can just imagine the mechanic at the repair shop tutting and saying: "Well it _could_ be the brakes, but more likely it was a Djinn that did it. That'll be £400 for new brakes and £600 for the exorcism"

[@JamesGalipeau-h7i]

Okay. If you ride an E-Bike and unplug the re plug the thumb throttle while it is still powered on the bike will take off without you. Gremlins do exist.

[@tomwinterfishing9065]

I don’t think that’s not too far from the truth in some parts of the world (Muslim Africa).

[@anonygrazer3234]

@Colin0380's comment coming to life soon in an English hamlet near you

[@nopenoperson9118]

@@JamesGalipeau-h7i or you bought an e-bike from a manufacturer who didn't expect people would be hot-plugging shit on a vehicle.

[@MrHappyGinger]

I need a Law and Order style show about Saudia Arabia's anti-witch unit.

[@AteshSeruhn]

CSI Teheran doesn't have a nice ring to it though.

[@danielmacgregor8721]

L&O Riyadh, I’d watch it

[@zxyatiywariii8]

It's wild how this is from 2009, not 1009. . .

[@gagamba9198]

@@zxyatiywariii8 And to this very day. I lived in Kuwait and Abu Dhabi. The newspapers would report news frequently mentioning djinn and people arrested for sorcery/witchcraft. (called _sihr_ in Arabic). Stopping the smuggling of sorcery items is a major role of the customs bureau.

[@PuddilyOops]

Omg I would totally watch that! 🧞‍♂️ ⚖️

[@N0sf3r4tuR1s3n]

So basically, the devil is racist and he made us do a fascism.

[@Youaretheactionsofgod]

Well, apparently gods chosen people, Muslims or jews, really really like abusing prisoners and their own forms of facism. To be honest, they need jesus.

[@70AD-user45]

So in Islam, mankind has no free will and it's always the devil's fault. No wonder Muslims don't take any responsibility for their terrorist. actions".

[@orksy2935]

They hate Christianity, so think in a more Gnostic sense: God created the world and made it racist.

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

@@orksy2935lefties will djinn things but then out the same mouth discribe Christianity as ghost man belief religion when Christianity is the complete opposite to man in a cloud thinking it’s based in logic genetics science and positive action

[@Solomonic.Cleric.83]

@@audie-cashstack-uk4881 Where demons come in is in psychology and DMT experiments etc

[@NphiniT]

As an ex-muslim, I thoroughly enjoyed this and I shall add "djinn-brain" to my vocabulary from now on. Thank you

[@russianbear54]

Did you become ex after moving to the West?

[@NphiniT]

@russianbear54 I've never been to the West. I'm from Ghana. I became ex after studying Islam deeply. I studied Arabic, learned Tafsir and Fiqh. When I got exposed to philosophy and non-islamic scholarship, I realized how narrowly my mind worked. Over time, I saw that Muhammad was making things up as he went. So much nonsense. My family still thinks I'm Muslim though. I won't be able to live peacefully if I start broadcasting my apostasy 😂

[@russianbear54]

@ Hahaha!! I've read the Quran and god damn, that hell and heaven porn is EPIC! I read most of the Bible too and I just love how these "insightful" books can't reveal the name of the pharoah who tried to keep the jews. They just call him "The pharaoh."

[@TheSpicyLeg]

@@NphiniT I don’t mean to pry into your personal business, but I am curious if you converted to another religion inwardly, or just became agnostic or atheist. I spend some of my free time helping ex-Muslims who converted to Christianity, because as you are well aware, Muslims can be aggressive towards converts, even violent. Even when they are not physically aggressive, I’ve helped two young ladies and a young man whose families essentially shunned them. One young lady was beaten by her father before being forced out of her home at the age of 16 with nothing but the clothes on her back. This was not in Saudi Arabia or Somalia, either, but in the US. I wonder how difficult it is for people such as yourself that may not be able to trust the secular authorities - if there even is any - when family or friends feel entitled to become aggressive or violent based on another’s beliefs or lack thereof.

[@NphiniT]

@TheSpicyLeg I didn't convert to any faith. I have become more introverted and stayed out of trouble. That's how I'm gonna keep it. The only difficulty is dating. Where I come from, most people are either Christian or Muslim. If you don't belong to any of these, dating can be really hard. I know a lot of people don't believe much, but they go along with the practices because they don't wanna be separated from their families. I don't feel that way. I can get up and leave whenever I feel there's too much pressure. I have already accepted that I'll probably live alone lol.

[@asteve4914]

I’ve rubbed my lamp twice already this morning

[@chubbbubb6870]

Dry or with oil?

[@theseusothership]

Did you get the genie to come out?!

[@OrwellsHousecat]

Liquid silk

[@colinr0380]

Be careful about how much you do it, or it'll fall off Yours, the Archbishop of Canterbury

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Nothing worse than post-wish clarity…

[@Vix2066]

This is the final straw. I can't live in a country that has members of government who believe in genies

[@themeangene]

Fortify the United States. It's essentially our Gondor at this point. The constitution just barely allows a chance to resist

[@Vix2066]

@themeangene agreed

[@LuciusC]

I would be more worried that they believe in witches.

[@Vix2066]

@@LuciusC well, many people still go around claiming to be a witch so I'll have to give em that one😅🤣

[@TrOgaN_]

@@Vix2066 But there are good witches and bad witches according to St. Disney

[@nicolaspeigne1429]

The modern european world has managed to almost purge society of supernatural superstitions... and then invited the rest of the world that didn't do that.

[@russwilliams4777]

Djinn and Tonic?

[@OrwellsHousecat]

Chin chin

[@neutronshiva2498]

Thats haram.

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

Djinn and Tantric

[@Illumirage]

Cotton Djinn

[@annemcniell6956]

Yes please 😂😂😂

[@therocinante3443]

I have a Muslim friend who mentioned this to me... Just you talking about it is going to freak a lot of people out.

[@Illumirage]

"muslim friend"

[@colinr0380]

@@Illumirage step-dad

[@ricardoconn3807]

Can Muslims be friendly lol

[@Illumirage]

"i've befriended the invaders who hate me"

[@Lars-Liam-Vilhelm]

Pretty sure it's against Muslim faith to befriend non-believers.

[@Blunthammer]

Its almost like these "people" never left the middle ages.

[@Pugwash-0]

They haven't

[@TheXbox720]

And they never will

[@inviktys3971]

An interesting facet of Christian Demonolgy is that the possessed are understood to have allowed in the spirit and participate with it. A perhaps tortured comparison can be seen in the case of Theoden and Wormtongue (book version, not as much the movie). The right to action is Theoden's alone as king; Wormtongue cannot compel or command directly, he can only offer poisoned counsel to Theoden, diminishing his hope and driving him to despair. This idea of taking responsibility for our own participation with evil spirits is unique, I believe, for it is predicated on the fact that we are not lesser than the spirits but are in fact the unique creations, Image-bearers.

[@racheljames7]

Very well said. Demons are 100% real and will act through us if we allow them.

[@1mouseman]

The witch weighed the same as a duck, so it was legit.

[@peterfireflylund]

Fair cop.

[@davidripley2916]

-She turned me into a newt! . . . I got better 😌

[@mooseyman74]

If it was a swan it could be fed beefburgers to float

[@ΕρνέστοςΣμίθ]

"Who are you, sir, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

[@freecat1278]

Let's see if Starmer floats.

[@skidaddlej6786]

Ban HalHal meat, it’s cruel

[@LordNithilus]

Agreed, Kosher isn't much better either.

[@_Archambaud]

Deus Vult

[@elianafreeman9891]

How? I thought with kosher the animal is killed in one cut by surprise

[@elianafreeman9891]

@@R0d_1984 care to explain

[@oraz.]

​@@elianafreeman9891Not a good way to die though still

[@brianjones3321]

Suits are great guys. Looking sharp.

[@mr.nobody6457]

Make Britain great again!

[@woodwyrm]

Make Britain British Again and Keep Britain British

[@kylesprenkel680]

when criminals in the U.S say and evil spirit made them do it they get sent to the psych-ward. To learn there are entire countries like that frightens me.

[@black-redpill3]

If standards are objective and universal, it is global scale you are asking for to clean

[@dwaynedavison178]

harry looks like a detective from the 1800's

[@bl4531]

Or a Tarantino character. 😉

[@colinr0380]

Harry Flashman

[@nw932]

Maybe Watson, he is 20 years too young to be on Sherlock's level

[@two_tier_gary_rumain]

He's missing the pipe and deerstalker.

[@Mike_Spilligan]

'Fire up the Audi!'

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

Djinn-heads. All of them.

[@antihebrew]

Following The Grateful Djinn.

[@Higesgirl]

Connor's little smile in the beginning tells me this is gonna be a good video! I love this trio of lads. 💛👌🏾

[@Stringer13ell]

Im working with a dad who thinks his 5 yr old son is possessed by a djinn

[@Shoutatclouds]

Panic

[@sh.4409]

I wonder how the kid is being treated?

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Look up: • Rates of inbreeding in the Muslim world • Average IQs in Muslim countries We are not the same.

[@nw932]

Have you considered reporting both of them to immigration services?

[@N0sf3r4tuR1s3n]

​@@nw932you know, I don't think that the NHS is properly equipped to help with a case of Djinn possession. I'm certain that the doctors back wherever know what to do about it.

[@Maddog3060]

"Negative Djinns" sounds like a measurement.

[@kerrybayton2954]

How can we be expected to live amongst stone aged cultures & the people from them, this is ridiculous..

[@JamesGalipeau-h7i]

I quite enjoy magical thinking. I live in a fairly rural are in the northeast of America. When I get home from work, I put on a red shirt. When I step outside, I summon a dozen humming birds. They see me as a Flower. I see them as little Faries. I also repatriate Gnomes back to their woodland homes. GLF. Chilling with my Gnomies.

[@danielmacgregor8721]

The Djinn, sounds like warp-based sorcery to me, purge the heretics, call in the Emperor’s holy Ordos

[@RyanGannon-z7m]

If you watch the film wishmaster your pretty correct not sure how lore accurate the film is but it's still pretty good.

[@tarektechmarine8209]

jinn can travel faster than light. Therefore calling their realm the warp fits in perfectly. You pray, the bad ones say away because it can hurt them, much like some prayer from Warhammer.

[@heldaneurbanus5135]

The Inquisition is watching.

[@NoStepOnSnek-g3r]

They’re demons, basically.

[@anon2034]

The Emperor protects.

[@BrotherDCHooper]

As Christians we believe there is very much demons and evil spirits, however we are very much responsible for our words and actions.

[@driddick7361]

I know right? You don't see Buddhists going "Karma made you do this" but rather "This bad deed done to you is either your own doing or the doing of an enemy of which they may suffer for it themselves." Or Hindus(outside of the Indian Gov) using bloodline as a cause of evil. Or Hebrew and Zoroastrians pushing this. Why is it Islam is doing this?

[@JaidynReiman]

I do think some Christians put too much emphasis on demons though. Some Christians have this belief that if "satan" is bound, then there can't be evil in the world because nobody is out there to deceive the nations. The problem with this false belief is that people are naturally led into deception and can be deceived by other people or even themselves. This idea that we need "demons" to exist to deceive people and turn them away from God is just a denial of basic free will. Obviously I do think demons exist and can deceive people, but humans innately lead themselves and others into deception as well, no intermediary needed. Calvinism/determinism is also inherently a denial of basic responsibility, even though they continuously deny it. Calvinism states that God decreed everything. Just by that very definition you cannot in good faith argue we are responsible for our own actions.

[@SuD-s7o]

Can we please stop the urge to get back to the 15 hundreds.

[@black-redpill3]

600's, you mean

[@fearthehoneybadger]

The Aladdin stories sugarcoated the djinns. They were actually evil little bastards.

[@disbeafakename167]

I like the ones from Bone Cold the best

[@colinr0380]

Wishmaster

[@ALEXANDER1318]

They weren't anything. They are made-up.

[@partyboyplays3687]

Oh yeah. The two you encounter in Baldurs Gate 3 are perfect examples. One cheats you in a game of chance and you can call it out and or find it, he spazzes out in you and goes on a rant. And turns you temporarily, into a wheel of cheese. The second, you find in a lamp and he essentially traps you in his lamp and thanks you before he leaves,and you can’t escape unless you “trick” the lamp. So yeah, genies are not nice.

[@JamesGalipeau-h7i]

@@colinr0380 My man. I love those movies.

[@bramzwingli]

Happened to my uncle when he was in the Peace corps. He caught Typhoid and being in Africa the people shaved all his hair off so the evil spirits attacking him would stop

[@Ful_Cro]

This UK government exemplifies the death of reason

[@andypassmore8335]

Insane in the Djinn Brain...

[@sh.4409]

🤣

[@elizabethanthony3916]

😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@ReptilianLepton]

Well, I sure ain't Dhimmi-pilled.

[@Darkwater1886]

I met a women in America who was maybe in her 50s. We were talking about an uptick in rabies in our county and she said "Yeah, this damn weather is helping the bees." Confused I asked her what she meant by that in this situation. This women was taught growing up that rabies is transferred, initially, by bumble bee stings. She was very surprised when I was explaining the actual vectors for it's transmission but it just made me realise how someone could be so mislead in their life and as long as it never comes up, it just is what it is.

[@TrivialCoincidence]

In fairness, "rabies" does have "bees" in its pronunciation, so you could make a connection.

[@Darkwater1886]

@@TrivialCoincidence touché lol

[@SHINZ138]

Run run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Djinn-derbread man

[@MykeLewisMusic]

Somebody needs to open up a Harry Potter-themed shop and call it "VoldeMart".

[@clickerbug9956]

A demon. The devil made me do it. Hilarious!

[@redeemedpoetYTwatcher]

Jesus saves

[@0blivionvoid139]

​@@redeemedpoetYTwatcher sure buddy...

[@IndigenousEuropean-hp4yl]

@@0blivionvoid139 Christ, the way, the truth, the life. Real or not, still better than whatever the alternatives are.

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

It works with Zimbabweans, why wouldn't it work with them?

[@NoStepOnSnek-g3r]

So their fear is valid, like every non-Christian faith they don’t have the means to fight them.

[@harbl99]

Oh, this is the new mutation of "a wizard did it".

[@colinr0380]

"You're a Djinn, Haruman!"

[@N0sf3r4tuR1s3n]

You know, I read something in an anthropology class many years ago about some African tribe that whenever something bad happened, they believed it was because of witchcraft.

[@zxyatiywariii8]

​@@N0sf3r4tuR1s3nIt's perfectly unfalsifiable too, because they'll say we can't prove a djinn did NOT do it.

[@CoperliteConsumer]

We are one AI war away from praising the omnissiah using oils and incenses

[@sarah69420]

Hate to break it to you... Jesus used oils and incense.

[@chance_ondriezek99]

I hope if there are Genies, they’re exactly like the Robin Williams Genie

[@draketheduelist]

...Perplexingly replaced by Will Smith?

[@chubbbubb6870]

This talk of genies is reminding me of a joke from The Boondock Saints.

[@sh.4409]

The Genie is a slave.

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Hoho, I've heard of gin going to people's heads, but this is ridiculous

[@slytlygufy]

i prefer Barbara Eden from the 60's American TV show.

[@sirg-had8821]

They're not great at landing airplanes.

[@logangrimnar3800]

22:46 These people genuinely believe djins are behind malfunctioning equipment and apparatus? In this millennium? Everyone knows it's just the machine spirit being offended.

[@adamgynn7338]

Djinnbrain has an easy explanation, the desert people get high as balls on herion and start seeing and doing stupid shit.

[@zxyatiywariii8]

Nailed it.

[@14Anon2]

This is a materialistic view. Europeans had their own beliefs, until fairly recently and heroin was not involved.

[@adamgynn7338]

@14Anon2 you do know that 90% of the world's herion supply comes from Afghanistan

[@kristiskinner8542]

​​@@14Anon2meh there was a lot of things like arsenic & lead etc used in a lot of products for centuries though.

[@harambo88]

no heroin needed after 1400yr of inces

[@jamesturner6979]

This reminds me of something out of an Aladdin panto. XD Abanazar: "I need your son's help to find the magic lamp!" Widow Twanky: "What's so special about a lamp?" Abanazar: "When you rub it, something magical happens." Widow Twanky: "Oh yes! I have something similar... [winks at audience]."

[@mnmnrt]

panto?

[@andrewlewis9231]

I visited a muslim friend of mine along with my dog. When we arrived this saucepan fell off the draining board. My friend said he was being pestered by a naughty Jinn. He picked up the pan, scolded the jinn and my visit continued as before. They're everywhere - some naughty and some nice.

[@user-tm8jt2py3d]

you can see this happen literally as the same people who will laugh in the face of a person from Ireland or Iceland referring to faeries, but be deeply offended to dismiss the same religious ideas from Indigenous cultures of a different color.

[@Zoie3x8]

it happens because of cultural Leftism and values-inversion; thus, in-group bad, out-group good. "HwY-Tee person things BAA-aaa-d (sheep-bleat), all black-people and all brown-people things gooOOood (cow-moo)." thus, to sum it up, there is now this new-normal doctrine to dump things like (white european) civilization, intelligence, beneficial tradition, science, in favor of (african or islamic flavor of) savage-ness, stupidity, detrimental tradition, and gleeful indulgence of magical-thinking. (among a great many other things.)

[@PeterDanielBerg]

there really is an interesting pattern to found here, both huldufolk and djinn are described as parallel societies of invisible people living alongside humans

[@housewilma4904]

@@PeterDanielBerg djinn are more like demons except they were never angels at any point. fairies were like nature personfied choatic naive and cruel but rarely truly evil similar to YOKAI in japanese mythology. djinn and demons are universially depicted as evil capircious beings who choose to take joy in making mortals suffer despite having so much power an dknowledge.

[@mnmnrt]

you can't make fun of brown people, they're inferior to us after all.

[@sarah69420]

It's almost like all pretend beings are just... pretend. Even gods.

[@VacomaTeParjila]

Anytime something goes wrong I think I'll have to blame it on the goblins 😂

[@ThirtytwoJ]

thats a horrible nickname for a wife.. stealing that one.

[@antihebrew]

Vaush

[@scoon2117]

Oh this is good to put towards our meme pantheon.

[@monolith94]

Believing in djinn is honestly one of the least problematic aspects of Islam

[@Illumirage]

I just got back from trolling Hunter Avallone for losing the election. Highly recommend.

[@unoriginal_username1]

I miss Callum , his take would have been great

[@shannonprater]

“Witch” Hunt 2.0. Meant to drive freethinkers and herbalists underground.

[@Planeet-Long]

Misogyny is a lot like Djinns, nobody has ever seen one, but those that believe in it claim that it's everywhere.

[@sarah69420]

Women are killed every day for rejecting men but keep thinking misogyny isn't real bc it's more convenient for you.

[@Cornz38]

X-Files did a great episode about a Djinn. Je Souhaite is the twenty-first episode of the seventh season.

[@MattLund-i6i]

"Anasazi" and "paper clip" started it all for me! The youth of today will never understand good storytelling.

[@Planeet-Long]

Genies are to Muslims what cucumbers are to cats. I know a lot of Muslims personally and the more Arabic they are the more they fear the Jinn.

[@jonathanwells223]

“You ain’t never had a friend like me!” - Jesus, probably

[@user-ko5ul7yi1x]

"Can your friends do this~"

[@tyronebiggums5547]

​@user-ko5ul7yi1x source? - trust me bro. That's a load of shit, he probably just hallucinated on mushrooms and from that gathered he was God.

[@jasoncornell1579]

Remember guys it's all for the greater good!😂

[@robscovell5951]

The greater good.

[@MrHeavy466]

It's always some outside force, it's never my fault.

[@_Archambaud]

Christianity is Unstoppable ✝️🙏

[@kieronbrowne7881]

Christianity is the better of the two mind forged maniacals.

[@DuckSith]

Djinn & Tonic, I'm quite partial to one thanks.

[@flomojo2u]

Another great segment, I had no idea a lot of this stuff was a thing. A djinn-powered nuclear plant would be perfect 👌

[@rogierb5945]

The year is 2873. Islamic scientists discover that mountains do indeed have roots.

[@Lewisfernie]

The Balrog is going to upset them.

[@RenlangRen]

If you guys think this only happens in Africa and Asia, look up the "Satanic Panic" that took place in the USA in the '80's and '90's.

[@DudeSoWin]

If the clouds ever turn green, has nothing to do with leprechauns or wizard of oz memes. Green clouds mean the atmosphere is so twisted by air pressure that the auroraborialis is being seen mid day and the most unholy of solar wind powered tornados is about to rip everything you know to dust.

[@anneloving8405]

Means hail too.

[@livensflame]

_Law & Order: Anti-Witchcraft Unit_

[@colinr0380]

Wasn't that just the first episode of "Agatha All Along"?

[@GetsugaTensho85]

I'd watch it!

[@housewilma4904]

that would just be the law and order crew arresting people who get angry at the local witchburnings.

[@Chris-on5bt]

Just came here to say I appreciate when British boys look strapping. Carry on.

[@darkdawnbringer]

Oh god "good djin, bad djin" sound funny as hell... Djin1: "Oh boy, you sure are in trouble now, but don't worry you get 3 wishes!" Djin2: "And all it wil cost you is your ETERNAL SOUL!!!" Djin1: "Ah don't worry about it, just make a wish, after all you'd still have 2 wishes left!"

[@armstrong698]

Great analysis, Josh!

[@themeangene]

Muslim countries banned Harry Potter? Based. The fan base is egregious. I don't mind HP but it is so annoying how many people haven't read more than these books

[@dannywhelan6030]

cant argue with people who only read the quran..

[@CJ-rx5fi]

Josh always presents the most interesting ideas. He deserves a pay raise. 😊

[@robertharper6481]

So ''I dream of jeanie', from the 60's makes far more sense now😂

[@mattanderson6672]

DEFUND THE GOVERNMENT, STOP PAYING TAX Brilliant discussion Excellent Analysis Thank you Sir I agree!! I love your work, and I always love listening to you Thank you gentlemen Thanks Lotus Eaters, you guys have changed my life for the better since I started listening to you well said!!! No farmers, no food, simple!

[@AngryPainting]

We love casting spells.

[@jasonchamberlain1405]

It's like believing in trolls (humanoid fairies with magical, spiritual properties) and putting them down to all your misfortune.

[@JamesGalipeau-h7i]

If you don't piss them off, they won't mess with you. You know that right?

[@zxyatiywariii8]

Yet another method of avoiding responsibility.

[@14Anon2]

Troll is from the Dutch word for what we call Ogres in English. Fairies are an entirely different folk creature.

[@jasonchamberlain1405]

@@14Anon2 Fairies include ogres/trolls.

[@Swedishrefugee]

You are a wizard, Harry!

[@JohnHaveaguessGoogle]

Ok...I identify as a djinn...I just have to get the T-Shirt.

[@tonywilthshire308]

They must fear showers and living in their own countries

[@LynStrawford]

Well done all of you. A giggle, and interesting.

[@fdsphone6854]

when your world view is "It is always their fault" then the world is kind of magical. nothing that you did causes anything. it is always being done to you, without your consent. Magic, Destiny, Karma, Satan, God's will. Having nothing you do cause harm or inconvenience is truly a "bless your heart" kind od thinking

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

Listen. Anti-Sorcerer units is what we should all have. #rememberwhattheytookfromyou

[@henryvonblumenthal7307]

Religion and magic are very different things. Magic is an attempt to control the universe; religion is an acceptance that God controls the universe

[@necrophagus9]

Djins are made of plasma, at least that's my belief. Smokeless flame? Plasma.

[@harbl99]

You and Roger Zelazny both.

[@colinr0380]

Sudden disappearance of children in a puff of smoke? Plasma.

[@malcolmswiftfoot9881]

Perhaps, Sadiq Khan could form The Minister For Djinn.

[@OpEditorial]

I get why you think it's absurd and completely unnecessary, so why is the UK still like "MORE PLEASE!" ?

[@MrPear40]

There are Djinns here, The Well has fallen.

[@Eric-cz3ij]

…sippin’ on djinn and jews.

[@ThirtytwoJ]

with my mind on my camels and my camels on my mind.

[@ninamartin1084]

I guess somehow the scottish witchcraft and child abuse coven case from last year has gone un-noticed.

[@bath_neon_classical]

i made several djinn animations but they are 1001 nights type mythical djinns i never realised it had this double meaning

[@housewilma4904]

djinn were always wish granting DEMONS that why even in aladin they mentioned "having to be very specific with what you wish for" because genies were always looking to twist your words for the worst result possible.

[@bath_neon_classical]

@@housewilma4904 thank you they seem a bit like mischeivous pixies or fairies

[@zeehero7280]

Miso-Genie

[@rubyshoes9195]

Harry looking like a late 1800’s farm who has joined the local council. Great arc.

[@Illumirage]

If I were British, I'd lean into that hard. Fashion used to be better and more dignified than it is now.