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@DreadEnder13 күн бұрын
I’ve been using it for ages now. It’s great.
@Deepmalya-e3m12 күн бұрын
God drowned the planet for partying?? Come on…..Why only those people get to be mass extinct whereas the Romans, the Greeks, having orgies and vomitoriums, the mongols the Indians basically every other human cultures except biblical Israelites may be get spared????…..even the Spartans the muscle bros had a wife and young boy “companion”….and they didn’t get genocided
@Deepmalya-e3m12 күн бұрын
And there are almost 1.5 billion Hindus we are as pagan as u can get worshipping the wrong gods…how come we are still hanging around? Suddenly Yahweh lost all his vengeance? Why didn’t he came up with hell before drowning the earth? I guess he is truly omniscient and omnipresent
@stevehilt532212 күн бұрын
I noticed a Brilliant 30 percent off Black Friday sale, I did consider learning quantum mechanics taught there by Sabine Hossenfelder!
@brian.willett12 күн бұрын
@RenegadeScienceTeacher Hey Forrest, I'm not seeing the link to the Malaysia trip in the description. Can you post it here?
@TyranntX13 күн бұрын
Fun fact, that replica of the ARK was built using modern materials including steel reinforcements, and it still suffers from water damage! 😂😂😂
@Goatastrophee13 күн бұрын
and is only one half of a whole built onto the side of a building don't forget that part.🤣
@jpstardom337513 күн бұрын
Fun fact, it wasnt fun going there...
@ojrmk113 күн бұрын
But Miracles tho! Magic God Boat go brrrrrr
@Mr.beanuwu13 күн бұрын
dude already got hearted
@MF______13 күн бұрын
To be fair: The original Ark only had to last the flood. The Ark Encounter has to last AiG's greed forever. Those are different thinks, mate
@bobs18212 күн бұрын
Noah's family carried all 30 venereal diseases on the Ark with them.
@austinmartin691812 күн бұрын
All other diseases, too! I guess ole Noah wasn’t too good at choosing healthy animals. And he/his family were sick the whole time? 🤷🏻♂️
@atimidbirb11 күн бұрын
Well whatya gonna do without penicilin
@Foolish18811 күн бұрын
😂😂
@barryreichert7 күн бұрын
Wow, that 's a good one. I'm laughing
@kennypowers19457 күн бұрын
@@atimidbirbthey have to wait until the 1940s when the Nazis invented it lol
@elle878613 күн бұрын
'The younger ones eat less' I ate at least twice as much as a child than as an adult--that whole growing thing takes a lot of energy
@Raiders191713 күн бұрын
I definitely had a hollow leg growing up, especially as a teen.
@AmEv7fam13 күн бұрын
They really don't want you asking questions they don't like. Approved questions, approved answers, approved conclusions, and everything else is heretical dishonesty.
@BlueDoes9313 күн бұрын
Agreed! My toddler often eats as much as me. And that's not counting the food the dog or floor gets!
@greenginger666813 күн бұрын
Young animals have higher metabolisms than mature animals, that means that for their body weight juveniles need to consume considerably more than an adult does to maintain themselves. That also means juveniles often produce more waste than adults which is something I have yet to hear a creationist address. How were so few people managing the waste products of so many animals and themselves?
@Corvus_Clemmons13 күн бұрын
@@greenginger6668see they could just finally admit it’s an impossibility, and stop acting like it has any basis in the real world and just say “god did it” that the only logically sound argument for this shit
@AIopekis11 күн бұрын
It is pretty funny that the entire premise of this movie was basically "Guy gives himself a concussion then becomes a creationist."
@intergalactic9211 күн бұрын
Both movies are about a guy being bullied into denying science and embracing creationism, by a sinister bald figure that appears before him in a dream. The first one literally tells him he will only wake up if he accepts what he is being told, whilst I,plying that previous night guards never woke up. In other films this guy would be the villain yet here they’re the one you are supposed to agree with.
@EdwardHowton10 күн бұрын
You don't have to have brain trauma to be a creationist, but.... That might be the thing that bothers me the most about these... "movies"... for lack of a better term. All of the "evidences" that convince the dunce to become a reality-denying lackwit *_are things he hallucinates while he's unconscious._* The intended audience is expected to believe the intellectual equivalent of "I did so many shrooms I fell into a coma and met Bigfoot so he's real" is something they should embrace.
@John-gq7vt8 күн бұрын
Sounds pretty cool to me. I think I'm gonna get me one o' them concussion things!
@honest_1265 күн бұрын
@@EdwardHowton To be... fair? These peeps don't think concussions are just your brain hitting your skull and see it as a divine vision or some junk.
@Crimethoughtfull3 күн бұрын
I've actually met 2 people who had motorcycle accidents...before the accident (and massive head trauma) they were non-believers, with one being a massively evil biker guy. Then after the head trauma they both became Christians--not b/c they studied anything and came to a reasoned conclusion, they just got a bash on the head and decided they're Christian now.
@serpent7711 күн бұрын
FYI - Owen Wilson's character calls Ben Stiller's character "gigantor", and the Easter Island statue calls Ben Stiller's character "dum-dum"
@angiadcock819612 күн бұрын
The whole cancer conversation pisses me off so much. My dad died 2 months ago from cancer. He was super religious and somehow despite that he was also the kindest, best man I’ve ever met. The idea that he deserved his cancer, that cancer was gods plan for him fills me with rage the likes of which I cannot express. Thank goodness none of that is true. Also friendly reminder, the pharaoh story says that god “hardened the pharaoh’s heart,” meaning that the pharaoh was going to do what Moses asked but god changed his mind just so he could torture the Egyptians and kill their children.
@brookejon369512 күн бұрын
Like we say, if God was real we would spend our eternal lives fighting him, because he would be a monster.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter12 күн бұрын
@@brookejon3695 That's why Atlus RPGs are so great; God is usually the final boss, and you get to kill him.
@martinbaxter478312 күн бұрын
My deepest condolences for your loss. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@RockSoulMe12 күн бұрын
My grandma was super religious and also died of cancer, on her last days she started doubting her faith because she couldn't believe why god was making her suffer that way. Anyone that says that cancer is part of god's plan is a heartless piece of shit
@ghintz215612 күн бұрын
@@brookejon3695 when I was losing faith and decided to read the Bible independently without skipping around, my biggest take was that God is a right petty asshole and shock that so many people dedicate their lives to worshipping him.
@kennymartin597613 күн бұрын
These films have me convinced: the only way to Young Earth Creationism is repeated severe head trauma.
@MusicalRaichu13 күн бұрын
You can only sever a head once.
@sassylittleprophet13 күн бұрын
Or childhood indoctrination, which was my case. *Was*
@Nova-y3r13 күн бұрын
@@MusicalRaichu severe, as in intense or powerful, not sever
@MusicalRaichu13 күн бұрын
@@Nova-y3r I know. It was a typo and I made a joke.
@dragongodcolin967012 күн бұрын
@@MusicalRaichuTo the France' revolutions disappointment
@MrCanis413 күн бұрын
Science works the same all over the world. Religion can already be different in the same household.
@bernardofitzpatrick540312 күн бұрын
Well said!
@Karthik-pn2yj12 күн бұрын
don't compare religion and science it is a insult to science
@onedaya_martian123812 күн бұрын
As some wise atheist once said. All the books of the world could be distroyed and none of the religious books would look the same...but the science books would. If there are alien life forms "out there", they won't talk to us until we "grow up".
@atlaslife380011 күн бұрын
Science has actual predictive power and the math behind it predicted things such as orbitals and planet positions decades before they were capable of being observed. We can't even get concrete evidence of Israel in the desert.
@scloftin886111 күн бұрын
And then there's the organized stuff ...
@jenndoesstuff12 күн бұрын
I'm a geologist and this man's understanding of basic concepts in my field is so poor that it actually hurts me. Rocks do not always break! Different types of rocks in different settings can experience what is called ductile deformation, which is when they bend or buckle without actually fracturing/faulting. Rocks like this also tend to be buried at great depths when they experience this deformation, causing much higher pressures than they would encounter on the surface, which changes the way they react. A rock that would simply break at surface conditions could very well bend and flow without breaking when buried thousands of meters below the surface under intense pressures and increased temperatures. This is literally stuff you can learn in intro geology classes or just by having a functioning brain. Warm things tend to bend. Cold things tend to break. Shocking. Revolutionary. It's just so crazy how ignorant of science and just basic common sense you have to be to think anything these people say makes any sense at all.
@jennyanydots23898 күн бұрын
Calm down Jenn. FYI, no one believes a commenter when they open up with their "credentials". The non rubes already know what's coming next after that - summarized google search results/wikipedia page posted by a very insecure person. In reality... this type of person needs to get off social media altogether. Just log off Jenn, for the sake of your own mental health... log off. Go take some geology classes in real life, it will help improve your self esteem and you won't feel compelled to role play in youtube comment sections. It's not healthy behavior Jenn.
@lloroshastar63473 күн бұрын
I found out a little while back that a lot of these guys genuinely believe they've uncovered the real Ark, or something, and it's just a rock formation by the looks of things. But apparently these people still believe all this, like how are they so easy to manipulate and control? It's like the human race has returned to a mental ability to that of Serfs during the middle-ages.
@istvansipos99402 сағат бұрын
" this man's understanding of basic concepts in my field is so poor..." I bet it is not so poor. The dude has been corrected by many professionals many many times. In the meantime, 0 magic was discovered. And the dude saw all this 0 magic in the news, I am sure. He can be this wrong 1 way only: Intentionally. In other words: he LIES for a living. the benefit of the doubt should be reserved for his indoctrinated victims.
@Celeste-hl1kw12 күн бұрын
Forrest, I have a partner with epilepsy, and I can’t tell you how much it meant that you made the photosensitivity warnings. It’s something I find is still not taken as seriously as it needs to be. Thank you ❤ (As always, I love your content!)
@nagranoth_12 күн бұрын
People don't realise it's even a topic. When building an escape room, I mentioned that if we were going to put in strobe lights we had to make sure this was mentioned on the website and they should be able to turn them off if a group requests it. They looked at me as if I were an alien speaking klingon. No clue what I was talking about, despite shitloads of major movies and games giving epilepsy warnings. When I explained they just scoffed, because apparently if it's not a very common health issue, fuck em.
@raeandringa726012 күн бұрын
@@nagranoth_oof. Did the escape room turn out okay for everyone?
@mort814315 сағат бұрын
Agreed. My eyes are sensitive. I cannot watch bright flashing light, or just plain bright light. Very respectful of young Forrest to show concern. 🇦🇺👍
@Tucker35813 күн бұрын
15:12 Former marine mammal specialist here. I've worked with many species of cetaceans, pinnipeds, sirenia, etc. I can confirm that dolphins are very sinful, but belugas are even more so. Edit: yall keep thinking I meant dolphin rape. I meant that belugas are mischievous. The whole dolphin rape thing is primarily sensationalized media based off a few incidences of sexual aggression (not rape). And don’t say “it’s captivity where it happens,” because that’s also not true
@rexbettencourt380013 күн бұрын
Oh, thank you for burning that image into my brain! I knew dolphins were "bad" but now we have something worse... OMG. Now I have to look at Baluga porn...
@rafaelt858913 күн бұрын
you... you dont have to...@@rexbettencourt3800
@Tucker35813 күн бұрын
@@rexbettencourt3800 well good news is that wasn't the kind of "sin" i was referring to! The whole "dolphins rape people" is not really a thing. They can show aggressiveness when they're horny, but that's about it. I meant that belugas and dolphins are mischievous! They'll hide things from you, ignore you when they're tired of you, etc
@neriumkristina13 күн бұрын
I have seen a dolphin's pee pee, but no other ocean creature's pee pee. So they are sinners for sure lol.
@angelman90613 күн бұрын
@@Tucker358the people part is only very rare and is most likely do to the stresses of captivity. The r ape part is probably about as normal as it is for humans sadly.
@jiubboatman935213 күн бұрын
When you are the designer, engineer, manufacturer and quality control dept. And your product is flawed (humans). It seems a little unfair to blame the product for being flawed.
@dizzydoom423013 күн бұрын
No see, the reasonable response to your creations disobeying the rules ONE time is to curse all of their subsequent offspring (who do not have any choice in the matter) with that same flawed nature and then blame them for it
@jenndoesstuff12 күн бұрын
Ah, yes. My favorite argument. God is omnipotent and omniscient and made a bunch of humans to worship him and carry out his will, but all he could make is a bunch of deeply defective products that constantly defy him and need to be punished for it. God's "perfect design" can't go 5 minutes without killing each other. Literally, there is a murder every 114 seconds somewhere on Earth. Either God is bad at being a god or God did this on purpose and sucks.
@micahbinns274011 күн бұрын
God is a narc....imagine if you knew bad things would happen to ppl and a bunch of ppl died...The police would be at your door with an warrent for your arrest...God gets chocolates, flowers, and 10% donation for not giving an F lol
@bariumselenided515211 күн бұрын
It's insane to me that people can not get this
@mort814315 сағат бұрын
The universe, and all it contains, has to be the most comprehensive invention of all time. 🤣🤣🇦🇺👍
@gayasparagus13 күн бұрын
The funniest headline ive ever read is when the ark encounter was destroyed in a flood when they were building it
@amroth1410512 күн бұрын
The water damage was to the property, not to the actual arc exhibit. It makes for a good (and very funny) headline, but not actually true as presented. There's no reason to let Ken Ham's supporters think we're liars too.
@Cheepchipsable12 күн бұрын
@@amroth14105 Yes, it was a road got partially washed away or something.
@adrianmetzler252312 күн бұрын
Comedic gold!
@ronalddepesa622111 күн бұрын
@@amroth14105they already think we are liars
@ianjames863811 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *inhales* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@VerryAnna12 күн бұрын
33:21 - "If you start with creation, then the science will confirm the bible" Reminds me of my favourite Sherlock Holmes quote - "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts"
@atlander42049 күн бұрын
EVERYONE started with creation of one kind or another, up until a few centuries ago when evidence started changing minds. Darwin himself was training to be a priest!
@VioletWolfQueen12 күн бұрын
I think I just had an epiphany. God DID make humans in his own image. That's why they're so obscenely violent and stupid.
@mylife-2312 күн бұрын
I need this on a shirt
@teddyjones855011 күн бұрын
OH SHIT! Mind fucking blown! 😂
@evrint11 күн бұрын
@@mylife-23 And the back side of the shirt reads, "I think I just had an epiphany. Humans DID make God in their own image. That's why he's so obscenely violent and stupid."
@ernesthastie-gg7kn4 күн бұрын
What an embarrassing so called movie how did all the worlds animals get to the ark and who told them to go the ark and how did they know where the ark was this story is insane
@ernesthastie-gg7kn4 күн бұрын
To
@booksnbones588112 күн бұрын
Guess what, guys? My aunt and uncle work at the ARK encounter. And my uncle was a "science teacher". Yes, really. I used to be a young earth creationist like them, but now I'm getting my PhD in astrophysics and I know better. Thank you, Forrest for all you have done. I probably wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you.
@SteveLaw-UK12 күн бұрын
*was* is the correct word there.
@therealzilch12 күн бұрын
Bravo.
@Soundbrigade12 күн бұрын
I’ve admitted to the hospital a few times for this and that, so I guess I can call myself cardiologist/neurologist by now.
@JvS171112 күн бұрын
I love this post. Well, not the bit about your aunt and uncle, but that you managed to forge a path forward in the sciences.
@chriscasperson592712 күн бұрын
Just don't become another Danny Faulkner, astrophysicist and full-time Liar for Jeezus. Congratulations on your escape from science denialism.
@godless_pacifist13 күн бұрын
So the construction workers helped build the boat, the flood came, and Noah was like “Thanks for the help! Now fuçk off, you can’t come”?
@mdug722412 күн бұрын
That's how it was for Atra-Hasis.
@dyamonde955512 күн бұрын
And he probably didn't even pay them for their work.
@Cheepchipsable12 күн бұрын
@@dyamonde9555 "Look fellas, it looks like rain. Finish early today and come back tomorrow to pick up you checks. I'll even give you a bonus!" Seconds later, "Quick Shem, Ham, Japheth, shut that door...!"
@mdug722412 күн бұрын
@dyamonde9555 "Don't worry! I'll pay you next week." [Next week] 🌩🌩🌧🌧🌧🌧🌨🌨🌊🌊🌊
@noone321611 күн бұрын
According to the Bible, the only help Noah had with labour was from his 3 unskilled sons. Like.. imagine if you told a random untrained guy and his 3 untrained sons to build you a house... Oh, and the materials can't be delivered.. yeah...
@carlosricardoperaltamunoz353613 күн бұрын
if i recall correctly, dum dum was said to Ben Stiller's character by a Moai head who was an exhibition.
@AmEv7fam13 күн бұрын
"Me not dum dum, you dum dum! You bring me gum gum?"
@Raiders191713 күн бұрын
That is correct
@Miroslava_Ivanova12 күн бұрын
🗿🗿🗿
@Am3lia7712 күн бұрын
I love that shit 😂
@masterofthecontinuum12 күн бұрын
@@AmEv7fam "Sure did, fat head. Lots and lots of gum gum."
@DeconstructingLaura4212 күн бұрын
I sneezed about 27 times watching this video, confirming my severe bullshit allergy.
@theatheistpaladin11 күн бұрын
"When did this become a horror movie?" All creationist movies are horror movies.
@WasThisMail13 күн бұрын
“DEAD 👏PEOPLE 👏DON’T👏👏FIGHT”- Forrest Valkai
@teshlafreeman404013 күн бұрын
Deadpool 3 they can still participate thou lol
@yourfather886513 күн бұрын
Such a King statement
@dernwine13 күн бұрын
In fairness.... it worked with Nazi's and Confederates.
@GalactusTheDestroyer13 күн бұрын
What's wild is I literally read your comment as he said the words. Not joking. But yeah he's alright dead people don't fight.
@Isometrix11612 күн бұрын
I'm pinning this up to the Georgory Washingtonmachine quote "Stay strapped or get clapped." It's the same vibe! :D Okay, well, out of context at least. It's sounds more like "fight X evil" "can't fight evil if you're dead" thing
@wrenrowell13 күн бұрын
28:57 as a cancer survivor, this is so disgusting and awful
@mysteryshrimp12 күн бұрын
I, as an athiest, survived cancer. My mom, as a Christian, died from cancer last week. Like my Christian biologist grandfather thirty years before.
@MerelvandenHurk12 күн бұрын
@@mysteryshrimp My condolences for your loss. I'm glad you survived the cancer, and with the loss of your mother I hope you're doing okay, as much as can be expected under such circumstances
@EdwardHowton10 күн бұрын
I don't know if I'm going to make it to what I suspect is "cancer is god's punishment for sinners" section of the video, but I'm a two-time cancer survivor myself, and while I'm not as sensitive about it as some people I've seen, it's still pretty disgusting how religious types practically worship cancer in their special sadistic way. Despite all that, it's somewhat fair to say that anyone who watches anything containing any of the Hovinds or AiG propaganda are honorary cancer survivors too. At least in my book.
@jakkmcknight293313 күн бұрын
You know, we really should try to convince Forrest to watch the REAL Night At The Museum movie after all of these. Just so we have a control group.
@blakemullins681213 күн бұрын
Very scientific
@christopherhorton463412 күн бұрын
But those are actually kinda fun. We need to watch Forrest suffer. 😂
@jakkmcknight293312 күн бұрын
@@christopherhorton4634 The man has been through enough already, hasn't he?
@musicalsystem92712 күн бұрын
Yeah, but... @@jakkmcknight2933
@raeandringa726012 күн бұрын
Ooo I love this idea! Tbh I find the first one pretty fun, haha.
@RavenIsAnArtist10 күн бұрын
29:20 My parents were told that the reason I, a 9 month old, had cancer (was born with it), was because they didn't pray enough, and didn't believe in God enough. It's sickening to know that people of loved ones who have passed away must be told this, too, and the people who are battling cancer themselves! It's a messed up belief for sure.
@lionkid584112 күн бұрын
It’s things like this that frustrate me about american christianity because like…this is an objectively cool story and attraction. A big fucking museum shaped like a boat with baby dinosaur scale models in cages. That’s some awesome sci-fi shit. If this was a LARP type attraction, like Medieval Times, I would LOVE to go! But they’re trying to pass a story off ass 100% real and accurate which is what makes it lame and dishonest :/
@Axelantic12 күн бұрын
FINALLY someone who gets it. Christianity can be so cool when used narratively like with Dante’s Inferno or Paradise Lost, but when people try to pass it off as fact it’s just disappointing.
@istvansipos99402 сағат бұрын
a museum shows artifacts from the past. This is a theme park.
@thefearmongerofficial42012 күн бұрын
9:49 Okay, this is a really interesting tidbit that people should really know. AiG, or at least their pet geologist Andrew Snelling, actually knows this statement to be untrue, and there’s proof. Snelling loves saying that bent rock layers don’t have cracks to favor his global flood, but the picture he shows has people suspiciously posed throughout. Would you like to guess why? Every single person is standing in front of the cracks they say don’t exist, which is easily confirmed by other photos of the exact location/formation. They KNOW this claim to be untrue, so do not let them lecture you on seeking the truth, seeing as they actively avoid it.
@davidsmith-uw2ci12 күн бұрын
That's the only way they can justify anything is by lying.
@LogicAndFur12 күн бұрын
I once emailed them about it, and they gave me some canned answer from Snelling about how the cracks formed AFTER they bent. It was utter nonsense. Just par for the course for apologists to lie though. 🤷♀️
@njhoepner12 күн бұрын
What? AiG pushing a lie? Naaa...say it ain't so!
@budd2nd12 күн бұрын
@@njhoepner 😂
@blastortoise12 күн бұрын
I founded this saying while watching this: "if you can't get omnipotence, omniscience, omnibenevolence, or omnipresence consistent from the first story of your book consisting of 88 separate books, then what's the likelihood that the rest of it is worth considering?"
@nicked_fenyx13 күн бұрын
18:40 I love the fact that you actually went through with labeling this video as a "Luxury Mega-Yacht" review. That is awesome. Also, thank you for the flash warnings. Super helpful, my dude. 👍
@irrelevant_noob11 күн бұрын
i also liked the "Florida Man builds Floating Exotic Animal Sanctuary" at 18:02. :-)
@JustAGun_13 күн бұрын
I remember as a child someone told me before Noah's ark, there were no boats. There also were no lakes or oceans which I guess explained the lack of boats, but not how people stayed alive. I guess wells or something? Disclaimer: I don't believe this
@dogwalker66613 күн бұрын
They will say any old rubbish to defend the cult.
@sassylittleprophet13 күн бұрын
I was taught by Kent Hovind (Eric's abusive conartist dad) that it had never rained before the Flood (and also never flooded, I guess?), which is why no one believed Noah when he tried to warn them of the Flood. It had never happened before. Also, there were no mountains, canyons, or oceans until after the Flood. (I no longer believe this, just to clarify. I was taught this when I was 6.) I've also actually met both Kent Hovind and Eric Hovind in person, when I was a kid. My family attended 2 of Kent's lectures and took him out to dinner once. We also saw one of Eric's lectures and took him out to McDonald's for breakfast (we were in a rush), only to be told by my parents to thank Eric because he had paid the entire bill (which, in a family of 8 is kind-of a lot). I actually feel sad for Eric because I know what it's like to be brainwashed and abused as a result of his dad's abusiveness and insanity. At least when I met him, Eric seemed like a good guy. I hope he frees himself from all that propaganda someday.
@bladerunner331413 күн бұрын
Another claim is, there was no rain before ... and we better not get into the ideas whre all that water came from and went to.
@JustAGun_12 күн бұрын
@@bladerunner3314 "the firmament" if I remember correctly
@bladerunner331412 күн бұрын
@@JustAGun_ I sincerely hope, only flerfers believe in the snow globe myth. Because "The waters of the deep" usually gets interpreted as water from somewehere in earth.
@jaydinledford699012 күн бұрын
"You remember Adam and eve?" "Oh, the naked people, right!" How old is this man?
@istvansipos99402 сағат бұрын
he accepts claims about magic after a short evening chat with 1 fellow human. I'd say he is 4-years-old.
@baneofbanes11 күн бұрын
Won’t lie those sets of humans alongside dinosaurs would make for a killer fantasy world setting.
@connorsullivan185511 күн бұрын
Honestly, this video made me think creationists just want to believe they're the main characters in a fantasy epic. If you want to believe in a literal interpretation, why not claim the flood was a massive flood in the middle east and Noah brought a bunch of domesticated animals on the ark. You could easily see bronze age writers and readers describing such an event as the whole world flooding and two of each kind of animal being brought onto the ark. For wild animal, just hand wave away that God made other plans for their survival, because they are part of the natural world. Fundementalist seem to have a weird habit of getting hung up on small stories or details and then constructing entire world views to explain how they are 100% literal, instead of assuming something is a figure of speech or poetic writing. Seriously, I've seen high school history textbooks with word play and metaphors that would be beyond these people's understanding.
@atlasmonologues8 күн бұрын
Give "Taken by the T-Rex" a whirl :D
@istvansipos99402 сағат бұрын
but... but they are ALREADY exactly that.
@baneofbanes33 минут бұрын
@@istvansipos9940 I know, but they’re to push a bullshit religious agenda. I’m talking about like an actual book or game or movie setting.
@Techno-Wolf13 күн бұрын
“….except for fish, and plants, or whatever” really got me laughing XD
@TheTransTankie13 күн бұрын
I went to the ark while I was in my evangelical cult. It was so corporate and capitalist
@mossydog238512 күн бұрын
Praise Jesus, and for only $99.99 we'll praise him too...
@ghostbowandenvysmithfan12 күн бұрын
I went there for a field trip and the only thing I remember is the open door nursery in the bathroom with verses to back up AIG’s prolife message and the crowdedness and sounds of the “fairytale ark” exhibit
@PaulBrown-uj5le12 күн бұрын
It's total nonsense, America is being overrun with religious zealots.
@Ugly_German_Truths12 күн бұрын
The ark or the evangelical cult? Maybe both?
@kellydalstok890012 күн бұрын
So is Disney. To me as an outsider that’s just the way America looks.
@CraigGood13 күн бұрын
Please release that Mega-Yacht ad as a stand-alone short video.
@tetricacy12 күн бұрын
Seconded 👍
@lioness10111 күн бұрын
Thirded
@agentcallisto6 күн бұрын
Fourthed
@johnnyrosenberg952212 күн бұрын
- Hey guys, do you want to help me building this big boat kind of thing so I and my wife, along with millions of animals can survive the flood? - Can we join you on the boat when that happens? - No. - Sure, we'll help you. 🤣😂👍
@Vanyawwd12 күн бұрын
Used the workers for slave labor and all they got was nothing but being left behind ☠️
@staticman126312 күн бұрын
I still dont get how the so called god gave everyone free will. Then proceeds to murder all but 8 people simply because they exercised that free will.
@istvansipos99402 сағат бұрын
good question. And you are so much ahead of me in understanding all this. I still don't know what the g0d is.
@HarshilMehndiratta13 күн бұрын
This movie is actually pretty accurate....dreams are super weird.
@kellydalstok890012 күн бұрын
Tell me about it. I just woke up from a dream in which I was running for several minutes (I can barely run ten meters to catch a bus) to get somewhere on time. I took what was supposed to be a shortcut and ended up in a place with a city wall and strange houses that were distinctly foreign. And then I woke up.
@strange_0ne53512 күн бұрын
Here is something I wish got brought up more. AIG claims that God flooded the earth to rid the world of sin. Then they claim that we are all sinners who need Jesus. This means that God's plan FAILED in every conceivable way
@remem9512 күн бұрын
This. God be like "I promise I'll never do this again" *Good. Cause you shouldn't have to.* And yet somehow sin prevailed. (Fun fact. In older versions of the flood myth, for example from the epic of Gilgamesh, the flood was send by a *different* god than the one who warned humans of their upcoming extinction.)
@nilus2k12 күн бұрын
The Old Testament is pretty much the story of how God was bad at making and controlling people.
@Fluttermoth7 күн бұрын
Dara O'Briain does a great spiel about how (spoilers!) everything goes wrong for god! It's is hilarious, both O'Briain's bit, AND how inept the biblical god is; for an omnipresent, omnipotent being, his plans are *spectacularly* bad, Baldrick's cunning plans would probably do better :)
@istvansipos99402 сағат бұрын
and then jesus lives, they say. Forever. Which means that he lost 0.0000% of his eternity. Which means that no sacrifice happens in the jesus st0ry, even IF we accept it as the perfect truth. yeah, christianity keeps debunking itself.
@nunoleitao706313 күн бұрын
One side: evidence, logic, basic common sense, an appreciation for how amazing nature can be Other side: big boat
@njhoepner12 күн бұрын
Actually, big non-floating replica of a boat.
@EdwardHowton10 күн бұрын
@@njhoepner _Actually_ actually, big non-floating façade of a fairytale giant box, which is inexplicably _shaped_ like a boat and requires modern technology to be safe enough for people to stay inside of for any period of time.
@njhoepner9 күн бұрын
@@EdwardHowton Ya gotta hand it to them though...a really successful grift.
@EdwardHowton9 күн бұрын
@@njhoepner Successful without reason at that. The local government was promised that ugly eyesore would bring in a ton of money for local businesses. Instead, busses ferry idiots into and back out of the parking lot, with no interaction with the nearest town, _and_ the government was promised one dollar per ticket sold in exchange for all the tax breaks they handed out, which is why Ken Ham decided to sell family tickets for multiple people so he could save three dollars on a family of four. The government should've sued for fraud and it doesn't. It's complicit with the grift.
@michaelrobinson47003 күн бұрын
"All your friends are dead" at 20:39 made my day. Thank you.
@kristopherfisher251712 күн бұрын
I want to see them build an ark the size of whatever the actual ark was, without steel rivits and screws, put a bunch of weight that would replicate all the animals including the food, and put it in any ocean and see how that goes
@kirielbranson484312 күн бұрын
I want to see them put all the animals that they think were in the ark, in the ark. I'll even give them leeway regarding the ones that are extinct and not require substitutes. They don't even have to feed them for the duration - mainly because they will die. Just put them all in there.
@davidgardner86311 күн бұрын
It would sink before they even finished loading it.
@wolvie16186 күн бұрын
It has already been done to a degree, pbs has a documentary on it. They made a scaled down replica of the original mesopotamian ark based on the boats in the area the story originated from. Even at only a fraction of the size that the ark was supposed to be, the replica didnt last long, it sprang leaks and the sides tended to sag outward from the sheer weight of itself. They also covered how throughout the years and various iterations of the myth, the shape of the boat changed, from round to tapered and even a cube at one point, but how anyone would ever think a cube would float is beyond me.
@CKPlays-xu5es12 күн бұрын
YOU ARE NOT FORCED TO PASSIVELY TAKE IN INFORMATION. YOU ARE FORCED TO QUESTION EVERTHING. Thank you for all of the work you do to attempt to make our species better Forrest.
@QuestionThingsUseLogic12 күн бұрын
Totally agree!!
@tminusboom214013 күн бұрын
Really gotta love how they dont even know their own mythology. Noah wasn't 900 years old, he was 900 lunar months old. You know, an actually human age.
@2degucitas13 күн бұрын
So he was 75 modern years old.
@bladerunner331412 күн бұрын
That'd be 75? Still some age to build a giant nut shell and then repopulating the earth after that. I just want to know how the sloths made it to the ark in time ...
@tminusboom214012 күн бұрын
@bladerunner3314 I did call it mythology still. It's an exaggeration of a retelling of an at the time still ancient story of a flood
@bladerunner331412 күн бұрын
@@tminusboom2140 Which most likely was nothing more than a river and some bloke with a few goats on a raft.
@nilus2k12 күн бұрын
@@tminusboom2140The only way any ancient holy book makes sense in 2024 is to take the stories as allegories.
@ItRemindMeOfHome13 күн бұрын
"Warn people about the Flood" never made sense to me, coming from AiG. If God was so mad at the world that he sent the Flood, why would Noah warn anyone? They were all so evil, even the babies, that the Flood was necessary. AiG wants to have their cake and eat it too in every respect
@joachimschoder13 күн бұрын
Genesis also clearly states that Noah (and his family) was granted mercy. So warning others would have violated God's will. So much for taking the Bible literally.
@thaddeusgenhelm897913 күн бұрын
Yeah, I've seen people discuss, at some length, that according to the Bible, it was God's will that everyone not on his official guest list die in the flood. If Noah was going around preaching, warning people about it, trying to get them to come on the Ark too, he's basically defying God, trying to contravene his will. If they truly believed in the sort of god centric morality they say they do, it'd be "more correct" to say that Noah didn't tell anyone anything, because they were under the judgement of God and it was not his place to work against it, for he was a righteous man or w/e.
@dave365713 күн бұрын
I always asked - “If god could see the future, then he would have foreseen the flood. The root of everything started with Adam and Eve. Why not just destroy them, and try again with a new Bob and Brenda?”
@庫倫亞利克12 күн бұрын
Because Noah's story was a ripoff of the Sumerian flood myth.
@sbushido554712 күн бұрын
It's just the typical _"it's YOUR fault this horrible thing is happening to you!!!"_ shtick from Christian apologists. They hate the idea that their god is responsible for all the evil and suffering it's clearly described as causing in the bible...so need a way to absolve it and blame those wretched sinful humans instead.
@ganmerlad11 күн бұрын
"Why did no other boats work?", I can't believe it but I never thought of that very obvious thing. I always get too wrapped up in all the rest of the impossibilities. If the flood was real, mountains would be relatively littered with boats, skeletons would be all over the place for no clear reason, and household goods would be scattered far and wide -- just for starters. Not to mention, where did all the water go? Maybe it washed away and froze solid at the ice wall surrounding the flat earth? (I shouldn't give flat-earthers ideas.)
@AIopekis11 күн бұрын
Humans partied too hard, so god mass genocided almost every living thing on the planet including the animals that had absolutely nothing to do with it. Such a good guy, that god fella.
@ChestonNg12 күн бұрын
Hong Kong immigrant here. The reason why they dubbed so much creationist stuff is because there has been a large immigration of Christians from China to the UK and USA, due to the pressure of communism. In @36:50, the video title is translated in Simplified Chinese and spoken in Mandarin Chinese, which is probably aimed for Chinese immigrants. It is worth noting that some Hong Kong creationist billionaires (Kwok brothers) tried to build a creationist museum, and they have AiG as their consultants, but the billionaires bribed government officials to build their museum. Other groups of creationists have also sent some people from HK to Turkey to see a 'historical site' of the Noah's Ark, only to find out it is all a scam and the guests paid thousands of dollars when they cannot even see the archeological site and evidence themselves. Yet, they still believed what they have been told by these scammers, and now many of them are supporters of MAGA. It is truly heartbreaking to watch.
@Diviance12 күн бұрын
It is weird to hear people fleeing China to capitalist countries because what China has is actually _extremely_ capitalistic, not communist.
@kakahass884512 күн бұрын
21:29 I hate what they wrote on the picture. They say "Scientists believe Mars had a global flood but they deny it happened on Earth" like what? No they don't! Billions of years ago Earth was covered in water, they deny a global flood happened when humans and other complex life existed.
@nagranoth_12 күн бұрын
I don't know where you get the idea that billions of years ago the earth was covered in water. Also being covered is not a flood. Also also, no scientist says Mars had a global flood.
@RickMason-yj7pv11 күн бұрын
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@kakahass884511 күн бұрын
@@nagranoth_ Well from what I've heard, after the Earth stopped being just lava all the steam condensed into water and the entire world became an ocean, which yeah it's a bit different from a flood but I don't think the difference is big enough to matter.
@Freaky0Nina11 күн бұрын
Isn't there this theory that the Flood story exists (and it exists in various forms) because at some point the land mass between the coast of what is now Morocco and Gibraltar broke or something, causing the mediterranean sea to ... exist?
@kakahass884511 күн бұрын
@@Freaky0Nina That would make it the oldest myth in the world, predating Homo Sapiens by millions of years.
@ARoll92513 күн бұрын
The dishonesty of these people is off the charts, especially the kinds nonsense
@Dr.TJ111 күн бұрын
Well, at least we found out that the name Dumb Dumb was actually appropriate for Derrick after he hit himself in the head with his own flashlight. It would have been even more hilarious if he had flung himself over the railing during the boat rocking scene. And here I thought Gabby was going to lure Derrick away for a little midnight rendezvous. That would have made for a much more interesting movie. That’s right Derrick, it was all just a really bad nightmare.
@terezacarvalho339212 күн бұрын
I studied at a good Catholic school. We learned about Evolution when we were 10 or 11 years old. The Flood and Adam and Eve were presented to children as Jewish legends.
@karelfinn234310 күн бұрын
Yeah, the Catholics aren't actually terrible about this stuff (though to be fair this has not, historically, always been the case). The ones who struggle with it are the sects based on treating the Bible first and foremost as a book of prophecy. I guess because if they admit that the stuff at the beginning might have been made up just to make a point, then maybe the stuff at the end might have been made up just to make a point too, and then it would all fall apart.
@wizardsuth4 күн бұрын
@@karelfinn2343 The _Catechism of the Catholic Church_ keeps referring to Adam and Eve as real people, for example as the cause of original sin. "Following St. Paul, the Church has always taught that the overwhelming misery which oppresses men and their inclination toward evil and death cannot be understood apart from their connection with Adam’s sin and the fact that he has transmitted to us a sin with which we are all born afflicted, a sin which is the 'death of the soul.'" Catholics can't dismiss the Adam and Eve story as a myth because it forms the foundation of their beliefs. No Adam implies no original sin, hence no need for a saviour. Jesus becomes superfluous and Christianity falls apart.
@catbox167713 күн бұрын
super appreciate the photosensitivity warning! so many video editors just do not give any warnings so the effort to make your videos more accessible is super awesome
@EdwardHowton10 күн бұрын
As someone who has recently become terribly photosensitive myself because of brain cancer, it was a very welcome touch! Unfortunately for me, I lost the right half of my field of vision, so the symbol in the top right was invisible for me. It's hilarious to me how often I still get screwed over like this, it's almost like it's personal. Makes me laugh every time
@bodan119613 күн бұрын
"When did these become horror movies?" Well... from a certian point of view, considering the over-all damage which their conceptual belief foundation have and will cause... they have always been horror movies. No?
@caynidar629513 күн бұрын
Honestly, you could make very solid horror movies from many of the most well known and often discussed (at least within Christianity) stories from the Old Testament, and not a few from the New Testament.
@Llortnerof12 күн бұрын
Certainly early enough that any _movie_ would qualify.
@Jesse-ze5np12 күн бұрын
It's cool to finally see a youtuber point out the salinity problem with the flood! That's so rarely brought up, but incredibly important. Then there are codependent animals like fig wasps or sphinx moths. Without the plants that they've co-evolved alongside, they would die off extremely rapidly. Heck, my partner thinks the sheer force generated from the "fountains of the deep" would literally tear the earth apart.
@daelnelbel12 күн бұрын
I’ll give you the summarized response so many creationists will give you to that, “Magic.”
@grahvis12 күн бұрын
The sheer amount of energy needed would make the Earth so hot that nothing could survive.
@Llortnerof12 күн бұрын
Your partner is right. The amount of water in such a short timeframe would require a tremendous force to move. A lot of which, of course, becomes heat relatively quickly. So the water would also be boiling. Because things aren't bad enough already, what with the Ark being a death trap, the water being drained being no better, all the rapid shifts and decay producing just as much heat... We can tell the flood didn't happen from the fact we're not living on a lava planet alone. Any Christian literalist who is afraid of WW3 is silly. They believe a guy in a wooden box survived something millions of times worse than even a full-on thermonuclear war could ever achieve.
@DavidSmith-vr1nb9 күн бұрын
The list of problems with the flood is quite long. The salinity problem affects not only fish but most plants and the soil they grow in. Unfortunately it comes after the water movement heat problem, the accelerated nuclear decay heat problem, the accelerated plate tectonics heat problem, the limestone deposition heat problem, the heat generated by the number of lifeforms that must have lived and died, and a bunch of other heat problems that I've forgotten. Then there's the complete lack of geological evidence, the other cultures that failed to notice it, and a bunch of other problems.
@lesbiandrea11 күн бұрын
So, fun fact, that giant actually is modeled after Tim Chaffey. It's not just a coincidence. He confirmed this on one of the AiG video tours at one point, though can't remember which one it was.
@ALEXANDER688811 күн бұрын
The best part about Noah's ark story is how God ONLY talked to him and no one else, making Noah's job of convincing people way harder!
@kirbirbstomp13 күн бұрын
“you do not recognize the bodies in the water” is straight out of some analog horror channel. another banger from you, forrest. i can’t wait for more science content.
@damon2244113 күн бұрын
Horror is horror, "analog" is a filter aesthetic (grainy, low-res).
@doctoralex_12 күн бұрын
That's a reference to SCP-2316, where the article continually has you read (or say if you're interactive) that phrase. It's a good article.
@TheInvisibleMan-069 күн бұрын
SCP 2316: “you do not recognize the bodies in the water.” An entry on the SCP Foundation wiki about a lake with memetic ( mind altering ) effects. When you look at it, if your mind isn’t strong enough, it’ll make you see the dead bodies of people you loved in your life, and it will make you want to enter the lake to save them. In order to protect yourself, you have to constantly repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” to convince yourself that you do not, in fact, recognize them
@blueredingreen12 күн бұрын
21:16 "Do you know where this is found?" "No", he responds, while looking at a poster titled "evidence for a flood on Mars". That's the sort of big-brained thinking we're here for. Yeah yeah, the character is written as a not-particularly-bright dude, but if that was intentional, Tim should've pointed out that the answer is literally written in big text on the poster they're both looking at.
@RetroBackslash12 күн бұрын
To be fair, it's a difficult question for Eric.
@nagranoth_12 күн бұрын
they cater to a rather niche audience...
@BruceWayne-us3kw13 күн бұрын
The Easter island head called Ben Stiller’s character dumb dumb.
@TyranntX13 күн бұрын
And he loves, Gum Gum
@chiptankgirl12 күн бұрын
Forrest, I think your stuff is great. I wanted to let you know that paleoartists get ripped off a lot and it sucks and when KZbins use people's paleoart it's really cool if they can put 'art by Dmitry Bogdanov' in the video or in the description. Again, great content. I learn a lot from your stuff. I'm going to go back and finish watching the video now.
@strongarm513712 күн бұрын
That "You do not recognize the bodies in the water" message was fucked 💀 Edit: I think it was an SCP reference!
@Hayhay_notthechicken13 күн бұрын
Don’t forget that God hardened pharaohs heart so that he didn’t have a choice, but to not let the Israelites go… Kind of seems like God just wanted to inflict all of those heinous plagues and used the pharaoh as an excuse to do so
@bladerunner331412 күн бұрын
One of the many reasons I call this mary sue blood thirsty.
@Jedi_Vigilante12 күн бұрын
Kind of like police officers with military surplus toys just looking for a victim who is "resisting arrest" to try them out on... The more you learn about God, the less it seems like a tri-omni supreme being and the more it seems like a power-hungry, thin-skinned ego-maniac.
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj12 күн бұрын
Also, how does the idea "God hardened Pharoah's to make him refuse Moses' requests" mesh with the apologists' favorite dodge "God gave all humans free will?"
@grahvis12 күн бұрын
There is also the fact that God is omniscient which means he knows when he creates some people, he will be torturing them for all eternity. Doesn't stop him creating them, though.
@meatharbor12 күн бұрын
This is biblically accurate. Romans 9:14-21 What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! For he says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.” It does not, therefore, depend on human desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. For Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display my power in you and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” Therefore God has mercy on whom he wants to have mercy, and he hardens whom he wants to harden. One of you will say to me: “Then why does God still blame us? For who is able to resist his will?” But who are you, a human being, to talk back to God? “Shall what is formed say to the one who formed it, ‘Why did you make me like this?’” Does not the potter have the right to make out of the same lump of clay some pottery for special purposes and some for common use?
@StevenMyers-wx6du12 күн бұрын
Not only did an Omni everything God have regrets, but somehow didn’t even notice men becoming evil over generations until they were so evil they couldn’t be saved. So much for omnipresent. Oh, didn’t God form each evil person in their mother’s womb?
@kellydalstok890012 күн бұрын
I think the word used is “knit”. I know from experience that some people are really bad and sloppy knitters with no eye for detail.
@Llortnerof12 күн бұрын
Let's not forget "can't be saved" for an omni-potent god.
@StevenMyers-wx6du11 күн бұрын
@@LlortnerofIf an omnipotent God would that none should perish, then NONE WOULD PERISH!
@istvansipos9940Сағат бұрын
the g0d (whatever it is. They never explain it) is omni-incompetent
There is a stone head in Night at the Museaum that says "Dum-dum give me gum-gum." to the main character.
@2l84me812 күн бұрын
15:34 So creationists won’t accept the evidence for evolution, but they are then proposing a super accelerated and unrealistic form of evolution to explain the diversity of life from a single “kind” whenever they conveniently need that excuse?
@karelfinn234310 күн бұрын
They haven't noticed the underlying problem with their idea because they don't do math.
@DwayneShaw112 күн бұрын
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." -Ben Franklin (Poor Richard's Almanac, 1758)
@gerhardtklein248112 күн бұрын
So a couple of thoughts. If the flood waters completely covered the mountains. Than my admittedly very rough estimate was that it took around 5 trillion gallons to do so. Also. With this ark floating on top of that, atmospheric pressure would have seen a dramatic drop in oxygen AND the temperatures would have been sub zero by far. Where did the water go and how did they survive without oxygen????
@bobs1826 күн бұрын
God could just had the people he disliked to drop dead but he always does things the hard way.
@ann18o9613 күн бұрын
To disprove evolution by coming up with a concept like evolution is a true full circle moment!
@riluna369513 күн бұрын
Their strategy has ever been to reject all science that disagrees with their position, and accept all of it that doesn't. Even if that means splitting a singular concept clean in half to take part of it as absolute, proven truth, and the other half as an Evil Virus of Satan. They acknowledge that things change in exactly the way Evolution claims they do...right up to the point where it contradicts the "after their kind" line of the Bible. Can't have that, so clearly a dog can branch out into any number of VERY different dogs, and a cat can branch out into COUNTLESS different cats, but god-literally-forbid a four-legged furry creature branch out into both dogs AND cats. That's a step too far, and is obviously physically impossible because have you ever seen a dog give birth to a cat? Of course you haven't. Just like you haven't seen a chihuahua give birth to a great dane, so they also can't be rela- oh shit wait. It's almost like their arguments stop making sense the EXACT INSTANT you take them out of the very specific context they're brought up in. Very strange for universal truths to be so exclusively local.
@GRAHFXENO13 күн бұрын
Just a heads-up regarding Malaysia, it's technically not illigal to be an atheist there (unless you're an ex-Muslim), but there's certain states in Malaysia where they can and will find excuses to imprison tourists who express non-belief. It happened to a friend of mine, who wound up having to spend 2 nights in jail and a $2000 US fine for "chewing gum in a prorected wildlife park". He doesn't chew gum at all, but he DID tell a friend about evolution within ear shot of a security guard.
@Asilikoth19827 күн бұрын
Your humor is just so spot on while being just plain human logic. I love it.
@Auvas_Damask11 күн бұрын
He knows why incest is illegal not only for religious but also genetic reasons, right? Two individuals of one species are not enough to bring a species back.
@mattcottrell32868 күн бұрын
I’m not convinced that AiG knows that, sadly.
@istvansipos9940Сағат бұрын
magic. Magic solves everything. They just mustn't call it magic.
@robinwood497713 күн бұрын
A surprise SCP reference at the very end of the video? As if I needed more reasons to like Forrest.
@Xrksvigloltb11 күн бұрын
A reverse flood. Make everything go to the water instead of making the water go to everything.
@ruinsleepless90989 күн бұрын
Damn man, I was trying to remember where I knew it from, scrolled through so many comments, thanks for mentioning it!
@perfectxanarchy351713 күн бұрын
20:10 this part should be a stand alone video
@philstephes13 күн бұрын
Man, the walls of the Ark Encounter look horrible, like whoever put the stucco coating on them just mailed it in.
@tuntemon11 күн бұрын
Yes, "dum dum" is a reference from Night at the Museum. There is a Moai head that says to Stiller's character "Me not dum dum, you dum dum! You bring me gum gum!".
@EattheApple66613 күн бұрын
I like how they don't answer the question... Do you think an 900 year old man built the ark? He says, his family and hired workers. LOL
@jamesy5213 күн бұрын
Imagine hiring a bunch of workers to help you before letting them drown. Did the workers wonder what the ark was for?
@MusicalRaichu13 күн бұрын
@@jamesy52 To build the world's first zoo, maybe?
@dennish.770812 күн бұрын
@@jamesy52Noah: I just want a really big boat, you know, and I thought I’d have a zoo in it. Hired worker: Why do you keep looking up at the sky? Noah: Noah reason! Heh heh! Worker: What? Noah: Just a little pun there. By the way, get back to work!!!!
@dennish.770812 күн бұрын
That storyboard retelling of The Flood is just stupid.
@MusicalRaichu12 күн бұрын
@@dennish.7708 Yeah let's flood this thread with jokes.
@smackback127812 күн бұрын
Omg Forest... I've meant to mention this for the longest time, but I've had your video, "Scarves and Smash Cuts" (about 'A Matter of Faith') in my favorites list forever now. Every time I need a pick me up and a good laugh, I put that on to hear you say, "...And apparently it's time for another scarf party.." OMG, I still crack up every single time. 😂 My gf is always bewildered w me laughing out loud. I try to explain why it's so funny, but to no avail. It's like the video about every time Mauler says Benedict Cumberbatch...The die hards will know that one,, but f**k man, only a few things bring me this much joy on demand when needed. Anyway, thank you!
@emilygeorge732613 күн бұрын
19:11 The Ark, brought to you by Royal Caribbean.
@dogwalker66613 күн бұрын
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@Kickiusz12 күн бұрын
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@Fenrirsuneater6912 күн бұрын
Here for the possum call out. The sweet babies are free of any wrong doing. Also immune to rattle snake venom. And also are generally run too cold to incubate most of the common viruses that happen to mammals of their size and range.
@ElijahFite11 күн бұрын
"Dum-dum" is a reference to night at the museum, yeah. Speaking of, Forrest should absolutely watch night at the museum, it's a lot better than... this.
@LanceHall12 күн бұрын
"Well, he didn't build it by himself" ... now it's totally believable.
@biekgiek13 күн бұрын
Just a thought, if the Ark Encounter was actually true to the story, wouldn't it only let 8 humans into it?
@ZakisHereNow12 күн бұрын
The luxury yacht review was just… *chiefs kiss” perfection!
@Beximuzy12 күн бұрын
9:20 i always think about all the innocent children and infants that would have also drowned in that flood. what a "loving" god
@kellydalstok890012 күн бұрын
And the puppies and kittens too.
@Soundbrigade12 күн бұрын
Nooooo, nooooo …. It was an EVIL Sumerian god that did this. The “christian god” hadn’t been invented yet ….. 😉
@MogamiKyoko1311 күн бұрын
I recently watched the movie 2012 for the first time, and let me tell you, I was not expecting it to just be a modern take on Noah's Ark. I was actually really disappointed that the ships weren't spaceships. I love natural disaster movies because those natural disasters end up being so ridiculously unbelievable.
@My_Saab_Story12 күн бұрын
Science is about trying to prove your own ideas wrong and religion is searching for any "evidence" that proves your ideas right.
@birbolo30213 күн бұрын
I was just going through some old videos thinking thats its been a while since you uploaded, finished rewatching your Donald James Parker interview and this was waiting right there for me!
@Commander_Appo12 күн бұрын
I went to the Ark and Creation museum because I went to a Lutheran high school (they had a good computer science program in my defense). The creation museum was lame (hell, they even stole the Jurassic Park 2 baby T-Rex design for a baby dinosaur in the opening hall), but the Ark museum has a really nice zoo outside it. I got to pet a kangaroo for the first time. I don’t agree with them, but I see it as me getting a free trip to a zoo. Kangaroos are so soft.
@darkpatches12 күн бұрын
Ark games: "Mommy, can we play "Spot the Floater"!? Please, please! Oh, Daddy, I see one. That one's my science teacher! And that one was my best friend in town! Yea!!! I win!!! Literally."
@blitzwinters568711 күн бұрын
Around 28:30 - I'm wondering if that was intentional on their part or just bad compositing. When 'Gabby' walks away from 'Derik' and vanishes, her shadow is still visible walking away.
@kronolul249012 күн бұрын
As an AMAB nonbinary person with a preference for men, the main characters in this movie have SO much gay tension 😭
@AlexeiX111 күн бұрын
27:49 Im a VFX artist and it bugs me so much that they didn't bother to make the shadow of the guy be in both of the takes. You can clearly see where his shadows gets cut off in the splitscreen. And then it just magically reappears at 27:56. Such a lazy job.
@RenegadeSapper13 күн бұрын
Yes, Gigantor and Dum Dum are both references to the original movie, FTR
@KiraNightshade10 күн бұрын
As a child, 40 days and 40 nights of rain sounded like a lot, but it didn't take me long to realize that was just a month, and I also learned about monsoon season... And the rainforest in which it rains literally daily... And I've also learned in recent years that there was a period in earths history where it rained constantly for millions of years... Puts it into perspective.
@justincredible.8 күн бұрын
"I got to hand it to them, those are all words" Priceless!
@evo_is_confused11 күн бұрын
Carnotaurus in the Colosseum is metal asf tho so in different context I love that exhibit
@vishalkote147511 күн бұрын
Fun fact: people who practiced predestine Christianity (like Calvinism or puritans) thought epilepsy was someone who was in the presence of god and was experiencing god telling them that they are allowed to be in heaven. So maybe answers in genesis was trying to get god to speak to you by triggering epilepsy. Just maybe.
@GeologicalNerd11 күн бұрын
And at one point in history epilepsy was seen as being possessed. Some where killed while being "exorcized". Gross practices and people.
@OldNewsIsGoodNews13 күн бұрын
I believe that they put the Tim Chaffey credit next to the "giant spearing a lady" image because he was legit the model for the giant(s?) in the Ark Encounter displays, so that literally *was* a wax (or whatever) sculpture of Tim Chaffey. (At least if I recall the Ark Encounter episodes of _Oh No, Ross and Carrie_ correctly.)
@daelnelbel12 күн бұрын
So it’s like putting a hat on a hat on a hat?
@OldNewsIsGoodNews12 күн бұрын
@daelnelbel The Many Hats of Timothy Chaffey 😹
@JimnyThePython7 күн бұрын
When I was around 5 (in 2003) my parents gave me a book about prehistoric animals, all of them had pictures(/interpretations) and some info on the animal. I would just go through the book over and over again, looking at the pictures and sometimes still do. I was mostly interested in the dinosaurs and pterosaurs, but one specific, non-dinosaur, non-pterosaur animal always caught my eye: the Amebelodon. And whenever I see a member of the Amebelodontidae family, in books, in movies or in KZbin videos, it makes me really happy, so thanks Forrest!
@turtleinvader29826 күн бұрын
I genuinely want that luxury yacht ad clipped into its own video.