Army Combat Veteran Reacts-How it FEELS to Play Heavy in TF2

[@bagnogaming4479]

Good ending He is no longer caffeine addict

[@engineergaming3860]

Bad ending He gets even more addicted and dies off sleeplessness.

[@TheRealLenin]

Sus ending: the coffee he drank actually made him the imposter and killed all the crew 😳😳😳

[@taozi7204]

secret ending it's not even caffeine that he drinks, it's *soup*

[@kernium]

English Ending: What he actually drank was tea.

[@vanlampham2557]

German ending: instead of drinking coffee he ate medics Wiener schnitzel and got healed. Then I mean a sausage, not the one between the legs

[@PatoDoTompero]

The enemy team might not even have a sniper, or not a competent one. "Hey thats me!"

[@justarandomguyonyoutube7978]

Thats also me😊

[@Xhepyxopila]

Also me

[@basedkid42]

And me

[@carocalderon3398]

THATS MOST OF US

[@Legozanman]

Aye fellow incompetent snipers :)

[@PepperPizzaPasta]

"What's with Betty Crocker? It's delicious, it wouldn't kill anybody!" *Well...it all started on a 14-year old boy's birthday, you could say he was a little stuck at home...*

[@bigimp3018]

What happened

[@mr.medic4580]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

[@kemonomimimasterkm7409]

13 year old not 14 they do become 14 and older later but for most of the story 13

[@PepperPizzaPasta]

@@kemonomimimasterkm7409 What a wacky mistake I made, hopefully nothing wackier happens in the actual story

[@bukaitlin]

OBEY! SUBMIT! CONSUME!

[@Loner098]

2:58 That is actually a blatant reference usage of Paper Mario 64.

[@godforsak3n868]

kinda hurt when he couldnt guess it... not everyone knows though lol

[@Loner098]

@@godforsak3n868 It's alright if you weren't young enough or too busy to know a certain game or fandom.

[@doctorrogue1923]

@@Loner098 i honestly loved paper mario to death, sad that they kinda butchered it in the more recent games thou :( Just want some old school style paper mario man.

[@Loner098]

@@doctorrogue1923 Well, there is the 2019 indie studio game called Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling which old Paper Mario fans might enjoy.

[@Xhepyxopila]

@@doctorrogue1923 If ya want old school paper Mario, play Bug Fables Even if you don't want it play Bug Fables the games fucking great

[@beepmann]

Lazypurple made some extras for barely every class

[@Bloom0029]

@@Machine88-p9b you fool. It's 3

[@matthewnoybn6656]

Extras are a tool to showcase unused content discarded from the how it feels series. Therefore it's only natural that classes he does not struggle to explain won't get an extras.

[@PearoIGuess]

@@Bloom0029 its actually 4: Engi, sniper, pyro and demo

[@Goblilingus]

@@PearoIGuess 5

[@Goblilingus]

6

[@notorsk]

Share your sandviches, man. This isn't real life, and the sandvich regenerates.

[@Gormula137]

Imagine having a sandwich that constantly regenerates in your pockets as a weird curse

[@pootis_gaming]

@@Gormula137 dude that's not a curse that's a blessing

[@youraverageenclavesoldier]

@@pootis_gaming sandvich forever, you'll never go hungry

[@pootis_gaming]

@@youraverageenclavesoldier exactly

[@Gormula137]

@@pootis_gaming But what if it was specifically a type of sandwich you hate?

[@Chill_McSwag]

About weapon realism and arm-time on rocket launchers, i would recommend you checking out the game "Killing Floor 2", their weapons are painfully realist, expect the more recent sci-fi stuff of course, but damn how i hate losing a round because my rocket launcher or grenade launcher becomes a glorified slingshot in close quarters because of that minimum distance safety haha

[@Aaroning]

i mean with the rocket most dificultys a demo can insta kill a scrake with a point blank rocket thats like 3x damedge to the scrake

[@sithknight7740]

@@Aaroning Yea but when you have a fleshpound in your face and you're at abt 60 health and have tons of trash zed coming for you around him, you want that boom.

[@Aaroning]

@@sithknight7740 what lvl demo where you 6 or higher could safely granade unless your where out of nades.

[@edkennen9672]

the "evil betty crocker" gag is a reference to the long form webcomic "homestuck" which i kind of recommend but at the same time is also a gigantic rabbit hole.

[@travisreberto1295]

The title cards for the different chapters were actually inspired by the original Paper Mario although you could argue that the chapter screens in that game were inspired by Mario 3/All Stars.

[@Zanophane_Gaming]

yeah

[@starshot8842]

So does anyone know where paper mario 3 is????

[@R64GreatDays]

@@starshot8842 Super Paper Mario

[@fluffyeevee383]

@@R64GreatDays Such a good game, too. I miss the old traditional RPG days of Paper Mario, but Super was real good.

[@stephenmemelord2303]

You truly start to love Heavy when you realize he's not a frontline class (He can be but still), he's a stealth/ambush class.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Most of the classes in the game benefit greatly from ambushing unaware enemies. This isn't an unique strength of the Heavy.

[@kirtil5177]

@@Techhunter_Talon but its the way you get the most out of the minigun. When you catch an enemy without cover anywhere close thats when you can finally enjoy the minigun's insane dps. while other classes (except pyro) do their damage in a burst, a heavy is basically a medium range pyro

[@JLL_29]

No no,@proman i innihas a point.

[@william3371]

Ok, quite literally in Lazy's words in the "How it FEELS to Play Scout" video, he points out that *every class in the game would technically perform better if their opponents were always turned away, doing other things.* So heavy is more of a front-line class because he is a front-line class _compared to other classes_ like sniper, spy, or scout, because those classes are extremely weak once the enemy team is ready for them. Heavy can get by a defense fine anyway if he has a pocket medic. His health pool compared to other classes is the other reason for this: Heavy: 300 Soldier: 200 Demo and Pyro: 175 Medic: 150 Engineer, Scout, Spy, and Sniper: 125

[@CommissarChaotic]

or pretty much a moving sentry, but in the way that Uncle Dane sees the sentry, a building meant to punish overextending players... Pretty neat.

[@chersonez389]

Make sure to give "Like White on Spy" a watch. Yet another fantastic animation by Crash Maul

[@thegamingfungus9347]

@@SIlentAcid69 I’m pretty sure he knows that.

[@GuardianofRoin]

I second this. Some legit funny moments in there. Think Johnny English if he was somehow competent.

[@smartboy201]

2:50 "Ooo, this is classy! Takin' it back to SM3!" Gutterball, maybe you can get the Spare. "Or is that... Mario All-Stars?" Double Gutter! Paper Mario 64.

[@hatandhoodie_]

It seems a bit closer to Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, but yeah, still Paper Mario.

[@smartboy201]

@@hatandhoodie_ I checked to be sure: The intro-sequence directly mirrors the style from PM64. TTYD's was that "Spinning circle-icon that kept showing different faces, while the Chapter SUBTITLE spun around it." I still remember "Of Glitz And Glory"... I hope; memory's sometimes foggy. Regardless, I just checked.

[@hatandhoodie_]

@@smartboy201 Ah, okay then. I was focused on the way Heavy was drawn with the clean black outline and such, so that was probably what made me think of TTYD.

[@Cloudux-g7c]

I thought it was super paper Mario for the wiI

[@computerkitsune]

If I remember correctly, the reason why Betty Crocker is bring made out to be evil is a reference to one of LazyPurple’s fav webcomics Homestuck, which is this crazy long comic, its been called ‘The Odyssey of the internet’ and within that comic, Betty Crocker is actually an Evil Space alien, called a troll, that come’s to earth and slaughters near everyone on it

[@mkgaca8721]

lazy purple is a homestuck????

[@computerkitsune]

@@mkgaca8721 I mean it’s not super obvious until he’s drunk, but when on stream he squeals about “Have you heard About Homestuck” while bashing people’s heads in with bottle’s, it’s fairly obvious

[@mkgaca8721]

@@computerkitsune holy fuck i meed to watch his streams thag sounds hilarious

[@KoalaTContent]

Lemme just say it's been very amusing watching this "Army vet reacts" channel turn into a full on TF2 channel. Great game!

[@asummerday4448]

It actually started out as army vet reviews survival gear

[@MsGhoulz]

Feels nice when you surprise someone, only to eat a random crit.

[@ghastlygibus2121]

Yesterday i eated an random crit from soldier and saved like 4 teammates and an dispenser as heavy

[@rodestmanest]

@@ghastlygibus2121 Did you get the achievement?

[@NillTest]

He should watch these with closed captioning, Lazy’s subtitles are hilarious.

[@Roebloz]

I may not want to fight an army veteran... But you do not want to fight me when I am playing Heavy.

[@The_shadowhuntr]

Same with me but instead of heavy it’s spy (I’m a spy main with 300 hours of tf2 experience)

[@Roebloz]

@@The_shadowhuntr Over 700 for me I think?

[@The_shadowhuntr]

@@Roebloz noice

[@ParadoxMultimedia]

A TF2 creator you might enjoy is Mr. Paladin. His videos aren't insanely funny or anything, but he has a lot of good insights, not just on gameplay, but also in general.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Fact: the reason rocket launchers have minimum distances is because rocket jumping was deemed to powerful to be used on the battlefield.

[@Thebooooy]

This guy is the only youtuber that I know of that makes enjoyable reaction videos. Also, the streams are so funny, you're doin good lad!

[@lorenzolai992]

Hell yeah! Finally another of your reactions

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Heavy is my favourite class in TF2 specifically because of his weaknesses. You have to be hyper-aware of both you and your enemy's position. No-one besides Medic requires such a degree of game-sense to succeed with.

[@ExplodingJellyfish]

The stage-play look did originate from Super Mario Bros 3, but the specific look in the video is meant to replicate the look of Paper Mario, in which, when battling an enemy, the fight space is on the stage.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

2:59 Nope, Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64. :P 12:00 Except the Heavy can instantly 'recharge' his sandvich by picking up any health pack while at full, or overhealed, health. Which, because it acts as a medium health pack, you can grab a small health pack and essentially upgrade it to a medium for your teammates. That said, if you're a Heavy completely on your own with barely any team backing you up then the banana is actually better because it recharges quick.

[@DreamGuyKk]

alternative title: so sad to play heavy without a medic gf ;(

[@chiefoftheoldgods8912]

I'm a medic with about 600ish hours in just medic, and I have my buddy Steve who has only played Heavy for like 5k hours. It's always fun helping him stomp. Honestly we like getting on those all comms servers where both teams can hear eachother so we can laugh while they get angry. Man I'm going straight to Hell. lmao

[@DreamGuyKk]

@@chiefoftheoldgods8912 i got cancer on my brain reading this because it have too mutch Words

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

@@chiefoftheoldgods8912 desculpa parceiro, não leio textão

[@dr.walterbennett]

@@d3ltazer0judgement Passou de uma letra eu não leio.

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

@@dr.walterbennett a

[@justarandomguyonyoutube7978]

Really like the idea how he enjoys the vid while also explaining some military and tactical stuffs. Ive learned more from this bro than my school😃.

[@redspy3655]

There is 3 option of heavy. Normal heavy: wear what you want and use what you want. Comunist heavy: Wear ushankasome other cosmetics what will make you comunist soldier and use Iron Fist, Sandvich (share), and Iron Courtin. Hoovy: Sandvich (share with enemy), nice friendly hat.

[@Bobalini1]

I'm glad you're enjoying these! Can't wait to see the rest with you

[@fhsofdgadji]

12:00 wise whimsical words of wisdom

[@chr0min0id]

“What’s with the Betty Crocker? Betty Crocker’s delicious it’s not- it wouldn’t kill anybody…” *:(*

[@feverdreams17]

You are like the first person I've seen who actually got that Scout quote being a There Will be Blood reference!

[@thegodofbreathing5792]

"Heavy seems just like a worse pyro" I have never heard something so controversial yet so brave

[@AuraArondight]

12:00 I can tell you right now that is the quickest way to make an enemy of your own team. Especially your Medics. Medics do heal over time. However, this is a very slow heal, and since the changes made in the Jungle Inferno update, passive health regeneration takes time to ramp up to it's maximum rate. If your doctor is missing half their health or is on fire, you don't say "I might need this sandwich later", you bean your doc with it, your sandwich will recharge(as strange as that sounds).

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

TF2: well balanced. Sniper, scorch shot, mvm gas passer. Yup.....BALANCED.

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@King Turtle II its unbalanced, just backwards. howd you fix it?

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@King Turtle II heres my take: need 300 dmg to charge it or wait 1 min. it gets boosted charge by assists and kills. it upon thrown coats enemies in gas which count as wet, and gives them 30% fire and bullet dmg vulnerability and any damage done to them is cut in half and transferred to the pyro as health. it can also remove afterburn, jarate, mad milk and marked for death........... only penalty for this is that pyro has no effective secondary and maybe a 20 health reduction. too powerful?

[@sir_cabbage1170]

The "Don't Give Anyone Your Sandwich" item is the Second Banana. It has a faster cooldown at the cost of doing a little less health. Given to a teammate, it is the same as handing them a small healthpack, similar to the Dalokohs bar.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

"And that's either a sign of a balanced game, or the sign of a war that's gonna go on for 20 more years" The greatest thing about this game is that those two can be completely synonymous

[@jalontf2]

Your mention of the Matrix makes me want you to react to the Matrix 4 Trailer...a little out of character but would love to see it

[@curtisleblanc5897]

13:25 That was Donkey Kong Country for the SNES, though.

[@onilink0thefur]

Yup. He got both track sources wrong

[@X-SPONGED]

Lazy : "In casual games, the enemy team might not even have a sniper, or at least, not a competent one" [14:11] Gibus Snipy : _(tries to shoot through TF2 Glass)_ MHGR : "Hey, that's me! :D"

[@halt1931]

You should try reading the tf2 comics, they help flesh out the characters a lot!

[@ZachariusStorkanus]

Since you mentioned pyro, you should check out "Pirateer"s videos. He does videos on pyro, like uncle dane does for engineer. Might help you understand the roles pyro can play a little better.

[@lexsamreeth8724]

It's actually considered a good tactic to share your sandvich with your teammates because of the mechanics of how it regenerates. If you're at full health and near a small health kit, you can give your sandvich to an injured teammate to give them the effect of a medium health kit, then pick up the small health kit and instantly regenerate your sandvich. Likewise, it's usually a good idea to give your sandvich to a medic that's pocketing you, since their medigun works faster than the sandvich.

[@eggbizier4516]

Ngl soldier seems like the type of guy to disarm all the safety stuff.

[@ninjaairman11]

I legit thought you were about to say that every soldier is given a sandwich. Like its a hidden part of their kit.

[@sapomago]

Damn i love the old nintendo music in the video. Btw the chapter [NUMBER] in each section of the vid is actually a paper mario reference

[@admiraldesto2170]

3:01 This is a reference to Paper Mario, one of the best RPGs ever made. The opening to each chapter looked like this

[@Inky_88]

Yooo hell yeah, new video. i love your channel man, found you a while back and just cant stop watching lol

[@venom_spy437]

13:20 Btw, many of TF2 Freaks, i told about them in Discord server, have those music themes as their themes, like classic Painis Cupcake have 2 themes, both are from Donkey Kong 64.

[@icetide9411]

"Don't give anyone your sandwich" You might get kicked for that kind of thinking

[@octo-nico8416]

14:17 that "Hey that's me !" Killed me

[@kerbethegodkiller2914]

The fact that you got surprised to the hats of the medic and soldier at the beguining tells you me you still have to see the atrocities and wonderful things made by the community with the cosmetics

[@TheRyderShotgunn]

about that minimum safe distance thing, fun fact about another game called killing floor 2. it has an RPG-7 in it and if you shoot it at an enemy that's too close to you, the rocket won't explode, but it will deal a ton of physical damage. It's actually something you want to pull off occasionally because there is a miniboss enemy that's resistant to explosive damage but weak to physical damage. it also has a chainsaw for an arm, so basically, you as the explosive class, has to go within melee distance of a chainsaw miniboss so you can point back its face with an RPG-7 because it's the optimal way to deal damage to it

[@LegatusLucius1994]

Remember in Peter Rabbit 2 where the tour guide Mouse was talking about the Royal Guards wearing Badgers

[@FloridianMenace]

"he just seems like a worse pyro" I guess you've never seen a heavy vs pyro fight

[@PearoIGuess]

Yo i recommend "Ham tf2" by dewill, its a perfect representation of what the tf2 community does on a 2fort server at 3 am

[@maliciouslyContent]

"Betty Crocker wouldn't kill anyone" you couldn't be more wrong

[@Elemessclr]

"he's only got one for every class" * Laughs in medic *

[@charles8179]

if you think the hats get weirder and weirder, wait 'till you see halloween hats and halloween restricted hats. There's some really cursed stull in the latest halloween collection

[@seant1326]

That transition sequence was a reference to Paper Mario, not Super Mario Bros. 3 or Allstars you *_U N C U L T U R E D S W I N E ! ! !_*

[@Koppu1doragon]

It's funny that he references Iqan near the end but in TF2 lore the gravel wars have been going on for over 100 years because both sides are too well balanced to make any process.

[@breeze2082]

I remember killing floor 2 taking the rpg arm time into account and shooting an enemy close range just makes the rocket donk em hard and bounce off their head

[@tiorast650]

Still destroy them and is fun when used againts scrakes xD

[@MrSilverfab]

You really upped your game in thumbnails, i like it

[@kernium]

*4:50* The Betty Crocker thing is a reference to Homestuck where at one point, we realize that the CEO of Betty Crocker is one the main villains. (I tried my best to not spoil anything in case you decide to read the webcomic.)

[@goofyahdemoman1134]

What if a character’s health pool is their weight in pounds? Heavy with thirdperson mode on community server: Back is off limits!

[@jacket5596]

The Betty crocker thing is a reference to the webcomic Homestuck

[@Endervulpe]

The Betty Crocker... oh god I'm having Homestuck flashbacks.

[@EchoPixel01]

3:02 It's a Mario game, yes... but it's actually (if I remember correctly) Paper Mario (I think it's specifically Thousand Year Door, but I could be wrong).

[@michaelkowal3230]

I think an exception to the sandvich rule you said would be giving it to medics since their main job is to heal everyone else, so it's better if they can survive for longer

[@KaitoGillscale]

10:15 on Vegas Pro, you just open the audio FX, apply the Resonant Filter, and set it to the preset option of "Teenage Late-Night Radio by the Bed" OR if you're manually applying these stats, you set the audio to 1,500 Hz, 20% Resonance, 100% wet/dry.

[@redraven5109]

the betty crocker bit is a jab at homestuck. I should know.

[@B4dr4bbit]

All heavies are evil till proven good. Also, even if it isn't armed, I feel like the round from an RPG will mess up a soft squishy meat bag

[@lpmatthews7387]

3:00 none of the above, super paper mario :D

[@Nickmaster8811]

When u said I wanted to check out Minecraft I highly recommend it. Though it doesn't have many military related features mods can add so much from weapons to maps to even creative enemies

[@its_hayy569]

Did you know that heavy keep saying little because he is big and also he is a Russian person

[@Threewisemonkeys350]

“He only does one for every class” *laughs in medic*

[@JackieTheDerg]

The weird hats are because of all the hats in TF2. It's also actually a war themed hat simulator

[@adeermintz]

4:54 its a homestuck reference, spoilers ahead, in homestuck, John Egbert, the first kid we meet, hates the batterwitch aka Betty Crocker. Later in the story Betty Crocker actually becomes an antagonist.

[@BryantVonMiller]

Heya! Cute profile photo you have!

[@whirl3690]

The track is from Donkey Kong Country 2 on the SNES

[@ryanphillips4123]

"Don't give anyone your sandvich." Based

[@Starlit_Onion]

I live watching your reactions lol My dad suffers from ptsd after being a medic in the army Balloons are banned from my house

[@Starlit_Onion]

Love not live oop

[@THG_thehumangod]

9:26 you think I would forget you?!

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

If you don’t want to lose brain cells don’t watch Dr.Lavle or STBLACKST Otherwise go ahead a watch in horror as Engies dance scream and explode or a Solider who can turn into a boot fight space cakes

[@butWhyDad]

Their videos are entertaining. Some of their videos are very funny.

[@TheRealLenin]

Guys! *I think he is ready to watch pootis engage by ceno0 😳

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

No watch Dr Lavle First so he understands what’s up with the occasional tiny engineer dancing

[@MartainMellow]

I will say as a heavy main that heavy is not worse than pyro, In fact, it's the other way around what heavy has over diet heavy is that he shreds enemy's at mid and close range and can stay in combat longer because of his health pool and sandwich making him an ideal offensive and defensive class. Whereas pyro is most effective as a weird support class. So please consider this when playing pyro: heavy is superior combat and objective-based class than pyro.

[@GojiFan1985yt]

Actually he was playing Donkey Kong Country music I believe.

[@gabrielneikirk8211]

Also he makes his videos in source filmmaker which is it's own video making platform which you will download on to you video files and upload to KZbin it can take hours just to take one scene depending on how neat you want it to look as some glitches just might not go away lazy talks more about in his source filmmaker episode he made on Halloween

[@caseyhullfish1345]

The Betty Crocker stuff is a reference to a webcomic in which Betty Crocker is the main villain, as well as an aquatic humanoid alien with pink blood and mind control powers. This is somehow not even close to the main focus of the webcomic. Also, if published, it would be the 5th longest novel in the English language, with a word count about 8 times the size of the King James Bible.

[@michaelkowal3230]

Super Mario 3? Mario All-stars? That's clearly a Super Paper Mario reference

[@losttrader1170]

I play sniper so much, people don't learn they stand in the same cover even if they died there before. It wasn't camping by the way they had plenty of other places to go. The map was just a long road. They were just stupid.

[@georgeluft7881]

That scene is actually from paper Mario 1 btw

[@TheBeast9417YT]

2:57 Bro that’s referencing Paper Mario 64

[@Ozionian]

I feel it is worth noting that, while Pyro and Heavy are both positioning-focused melee classes that specialize in protecting their team- Heavy is MUCH slower, and struggles to push forward, while not being limited by range as much as Pyro, as well as having a MUCH higher damage output than Pyro once he does get revved up. As such, Heavy generally does better at controlling a space, whereas Pyro is better at doing actual team protection.

[@Ozionian]

DEFINITELY do not hoard your sandwiches. Heavy is strong, but he needs his team to protect him so he can protect him back. Their support pushes him over the line from 'strong but easily chipped away' to 'unstoppable.' As such? Keep your team alive, and they'll keep you alive. Remember, they don't get sandwiches. They need your first aid.

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@@Ozionian instead of sandvich they have the gibus medic who can't aim a crossbow shot for his life.

[@fishclaspers361]

I feel like sometimes the Heavy is a neglected middle child for Valve....

[@ghastlygibus2121]

5:04 Me playing Spy Idk how it happen but is wierd

[@hiddennuggies6887]

Beard Paul has a menacing aura

[@pokeperson1000]

as a paper mario 64 fan, seeing the style be called anything else makes me feel something or other inside. Dunno what.

[@richardkirkland6805]

2:53 Nope, that's Paper Mario. You REALLY need to play some of the mario spinoffs if you didn't know that.

[@notmikeweir_4207]

The four people who disliked the video probably share their sandviches lmao. Keep it up chad

[@JayTheProtag]

That's Paper Mario that he was using for the transitions

[@catkook543]

3:37 Someone playing pyro having problems with spy's

[@michelecastellotti9172]

The whole sandwich section shows why the second banana is superior