Lucky Bags Roundup | Ashens

[@lucretiamacevil362]

I've never actually seen those chalk tablets go to rot. I figured they were the sort of junk that would last forever. Very educational video today.

[@spicybeantofu]

Same I think I have a few still wrapped and they aren't physically rotten but probably taste gross by now.

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

It's the ones from that particular continent that rot..... if you happen to be on the left continent(Americas) ours don't rot because it's not natural sugar....... It's the highly synthetic stuff they got by studying bird saliva

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

@@user-st7rq3sn7v that's scarily accurate regarding most American "food"

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

@@ShitStainedBallSack Woah Woah Woah! *Careful* throwing the word "food" around! Even with air quotes! We lost that privilege when that guy made the breadless chicken sandwich!.......... It's just chicken!

[@dogwalker666]

If the are artificial sweeteners they will go mouldy easily.

[@Pikachu132]

虎 does indeed mean tiger. 拳 technically means fist, but it's also used in the name of various fighting styles, where it's sometimes translated as "boxing". Ie 醉拳, which is probably most commonly referred to as "Drunken Fist" in English, but sometimes as "Drunken Boxing" as well. Feels weird to see 拳 on its own translated as "boxing" though.

[@johnnyc.3261]

Pikachu132 I’m came down here looking for this comment because I had a hunch that characters didn’t translate correctly. Thx

[@Oldbmwr100rs]

Through the cheap wonders of some non google translation program. Likely the same one often used for english translated chinese instruction manuals. What fun.

[@Pikachu132]

@@johnnyc.3261 It's not really "incorrect", it's more that the character doesn't really mean "boxing" on its own, it can just be used in compound words where it makes sense to translate it as boxing.

[@Nails_By_Kimberlee]

Came looking for this exact comment lol

[@swanningabout]

@@Nails_By_Kimberlee why "lol"?

[@CouragSomeone]

Ashens notices the sweets are mouldy... then IMMEDIATELY eats it anyway.

[@Moonbeam143]

It isn't the worst thing he has eaten.

[@CommodoreFan64]

I would love to see Ashens, and Steve1989MRE do a crossover video once this whole "human malware" is done with, and travel restrictions are fully lifted.

[@chinghamburger2200]

First time?

[@ReallifeBambiDeerattheFarm1]

@@CommodoreFan64 Let's get this out onto the trey. Nice! It looks like rot and death. Let's eat it!

[@AltimaNEO]

I fucking lost it at that. Only he would do that.

[@llamamusicchannel7688]

"Oh no they've actually gone mouldy" "Alright, I'll have a little bit" Sometimes it's good to not

[@ericpode6095]

With any luck it's penicillin & protect him from all the other out of date stuff he eats.....

[@BulletFever1]

Nice

[@Firefoxfifty]

@@BulletFever1 let's get this out on a tray!

[@majidwahid7793]

@@ericpode6095 Three Stooges Syndrome: a vast range of diseases so great in fact that they cancel each other out.

[@captain1334]

@@Firefoxfifty no steve no

[@TheFreshSpam]

The box of unsticky stickers have spare glue that can be used from the melted lollipop , how thoughtful of them to know

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Absolutely vile (thank you)

[@oldstyler7752]

They are one step ahead of the game

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Like an old adventure game. Use lollipop goo on sticker.

[@dingdongbells3314]

"That was our lucky bags round up... and last one ever, too" **2027** "Oh, Fortnite themed candy? Flippin' heck, Fortnite sure was a thing once, wasn't it? Too bad this thing expired in 2021, I sure ain't getting food poisoning just to make some giddy 20 something year old giddy with nostalgia for his early teen years."

[@DarthPaul16]

And then he nibbles it anyway.

[@TheHutchy01]

I mean 6 years out of date is basically fresh by Stuart's standards

[@stevetayler9518]

We’re only 3 years away from this coming to pass

[@stonedsakurastreams7853]

2 now lol ​@@stevetayler9518

[@serendipitybetta9190]

I smiled so big when I heard “🚫 0-3 sad onion” that’s my favorite line. I still love it. Makes me smile every time.

[@WilliamPorygon]

"My Peppa Pig knowledge is about zero, I'm afraid." I wish my Peppa Pig knowledge was about zero

[@ccggenius]

wait, there's a Peppa Pig character named zero? Must be pretty cool if you want to know more about them.

[@Samtheman0819]

My sister has cursed me with the knowledge of "Muddy puddles!!"

[@ballsin3d205]

Your pfp makes me want to die

[@AngelicDesigns292]

I wish I didn’t know she was seven foot tall o.o

[@necrobach4854]

All I know is that Lucina wants to kill her

[@IanWoolf]

The top is more special than it looks - its a tippe-top. It turns itself upside down and keeps spinning, when you spin it on a hard surface. It started turning upside down even on your cardboard. The physics of how it turns upside-down has been the subject of academic study.

[@heatherwillis-kershner1973]

Ah ha! I thought it was, thank you for confirming 🙂

[@4TheWinQuinn]

It’s special because it’s a crack bowl

[@Jabalaba47]

Jesus crist you must be called a nerd

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

These replies are rancid

[@culwin]

Sad Onion wanted some FNAF cards and a cool boxing tattoo.

[@creativewarrior3764]

I know that first bag was just random shite but it wasn’t the worst bag of shite, considering the price.

[@Pehmokettu]

When I was a child I really liked temporary tattoos so for me the first bag would have been the best. :) I am not sure why Ashens think that temporary tattoos are not for kids because it is very rare that an adult uses them. :D

[@kabobawsome]

Yeah. A fidget spinner of roughly that sort of low quality is at least half the costs worth already. With the crayons and felt tips, that's absolutely worth it alone.

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

@@Pehmokettu, Not temporary tattoos in general, just those specific ones.

[@brycevo]

So out of date, it's hazardous to a normal human. Just mildly annoying to Stuart

[@dukctape]

stuart is the steve1989 of tatty imported candy

[@Laurabeck329]

Well his stomach is, after all, lined with many steels

[@samiraperi467]

I recently found marmalade that was two years out of date in a cupboard of ours. It was perfectly fine because it was sealed and all that sugar makes it impossible for most things to grow.

[@kaisipe412]

@Josh I found rice from 2013 in my parent's house

[@kaisipe412]

@Josh they won't listen

[@Tetrini]

"Oh bloody hell! You can cut a duck with this!" this is my favorite quote ever

[@trarialtrarial]

just realized it's actually "you'd concuss a duck with this" which is even better

[@DrBrennan]

​@trarialtrarial no I hear "cut".

[@emilyhogan4973]

The first bag reminded me of a surprise box Targets in America sold that where basically filled with unsold products from the blind bag/collectibles aisle.

[@eyeballpaul700]

That's what poundland does too, any overstock or tat that doesn't sell gets bundled together and sold in bags

[@wisteela]

@@eyeballpaul700 I didn't know they did that

[@marwinout]

barf

[@ANOtherProductions10]

Pretty sure that gun normally had a tube of candy sticking out the handle.

[@spicybeantofu]

I think so too

[@Grobut81]

All guns do. That's why people like them!

[@Hazelcake]

you are correct!

[@conradhardman7254]

100% correct

[@jollymastermind1237]

Ashens is my comfort content, I watch his vids when I'm having bad anxiety

[@natesgeeklounge]

Yeah I somehow always watch him When I’m winding down for bed or if Im sick

[@yink2andahalf]

super chill and funny

[@Punkz83]

Same, there's something almost ASMRish about it

[@yoritotsu]

Yeah he's like I've of 3 youtubers I go to bed listening too except for Pop Station vids with emergency opening

[@jessicafulcher1980]

Me too

[@ramrod126]

"daddy pig, sounds he is from a different sort of film". I lost my shit, almost spit beer on my keyboard. Keep it up Ashens.

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

Man those retractable crayons are pretty old, I remember them being the hot new item when I was like 4 and I’m only 20

[@godslaughter]

Disturbed by the fact that the elephant has his teeth (tusks) sticking out of his nose instead of his mouth. Scary. Do they even know how teeth work.

[@averagebritishguy7082]

Maybe it's just dried snot.

[@spicybeantofu]

Maybe it's a mustache?

[@silentguy123]

@@kc9512 Why would people object to that? The definition for tusk says "Tusks are elongated, continuously growing front teeth that protrude well beyond the mouth of certain mammal species"

[@who6242]

Imagine an elephant with a human nose

[@AndyHullMcPenguin]

@@who6242 I want you to not imagine an elephant with a human nose.. Did you manage that? Well did you? DID YOU?!

[@K4RN4GE911]

Ashens' surprise at that foam disk gun has made my entire night. I know he's not the most jaded and cynical tat reviewer, but hearing him exclaim in genuine joy really makes me happy.

[@philtowle4683]

I think they had removed the out of date sweets from the bottom

[@thomraider9193]

Sometimes stuart is like a dog that eats pretty much anything you put in front of him

[@planetschlock]

I almost thought he was going to take a nibble out of that Flash eraser.

[@ChodaBoyUSA]

Ashens: "It's got all of your favorites. Daddy Pig...sounds like he's from a different sort of film." Me: * *shoots soda out of his nose* *

[@spicybeantofu]

Considering those are kink words its pretty spot on

[@purpleneons]

i was like "he did not just say this"

[@happydog3422]

🤣😂

[@melbutterworth7976]

If ashens garage was the only surviving piece of the 2000s and 2010s future historians would be very confused

[@kaioken654]

Fidget spinners were great for skaters who broke a bearing, instead of driving all the way to the skate shop you only need to go to your local gas station.

[@aaronstepien2363]

My dude....

[@palerider4582]

This is exactly what the doctor ordered.

[@RikuHino]

You said it brother

[@upyoursenator]

If your doctor's name is Ashens then yes.

[@pogshushunga7380]

Indeed my friend

[@swanningabout]

@@RikuHino brother?

[@palerider4582]

@@upyoursenator Ah yes, a classic fun.

[@krono9451]

Sometimes I forget Stuart had a PhD in Psychology.

[@6The6EyE6]

Did he lose it behind the couch cushions?

[@swanningabout]

has*

[@Thorstendeal]

Wait seriously?! I have been watching his videos for years and I never knew that!

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

@@Thorstendeal In his second POPStation review he called himself a "failed psychologist and Internet cunt,"

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Okay that last lolly, you can't convince me he didn't ingest straight-up dissolved plastic

[@mikec1222]

That's downright a feast compared to some of the stuff he's eaten on this channel

[@Nat-qj6cr]

Yes the whole chicken in a can is an interesting watch

[@eins2001]

@@Nat-qj6cr *gets ptsd*

[@essidrovital6397]

6:35 lol the classic “nought to three sad onion” joke made by Ashens. They should make a t-shirt with the symbol saying “0-3 sad onion”

[@spiller194]

Ashens talking about referring to bags as boxes at 6:00 made sing to myself_ 'Little boxes on the sofa, Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, Little boxes on the sofa, Little boxes all the same,' etc. :P

[@matcha6710]

You reminded me of that old show, Weeds. It's a good show and a good song.

[@elizabethhannah4332]

Taking me back to APUSH with this one 😭

[@hunterglaspell5580]

This sofa has been a morning routine of mine for so long. Thanks for not changing your content. Don’t need to fix what’s not broken.

[@MustacheHam]

With a cartoon pineapple, everything is alright.

[@WakoDoodle]

Especially if there's a sponge living in it under the sea!

[@htcmlcrip]

Pinnealple? Pizza is missing g then

[@RealBond101]

@@WakoDoodle not the latest seasons, they suck

[@RealBond101]

@@WakoDoodle classic SpongeBob rivals classic Simpsons in terms of excellent writing

[@evilspoons]

"I'm going to try licking the goo off it." ... "That was a mistake." We're on Kev's football instructions level here, folks.

[@MsTokyoBlue]

The internet is definitely the proper place for a game that teaches ball control and encourages you to use feet, chest and thighs.

[@kevaughnmerrill6534]

The cops are on their way

[@pennyhero7873]

Devient art and or a certain hub beginning with P will also teach you these things Edit: That may have been the joke you were going for now I think on it

[@TheSpoonDeLauro]

@@pennyhero7873 r/woosh

[@pennyhero7873]

@@TheSpoonDeLauro not really you will note that I corrected myself as I realised the joke

[@TheSpoonDeLauro]

@@pennyhero7873 I know I was just kidding😂

[@Shaunicus.]

At this point, Ashens must have spent more time on his knees than Riley Reid

[@RoundBaguette]

Underrated comment

[@wolfetteplays8894]

True

[@Porkey_Minch]

POV: You're on your knees playing with toys for thousands of internet views

[@matcha6710]

@@Porkey_Minch Stuart does it better.

[@JLocke573]

I like how Ashens got really excited when one of the things was only a year out of date

[@PixelatedH2O]

These kinds of things all over conventions in the States. However, they're usually massive boxes and cost far more than a dollar.

[@Pehmokettu]

I have seen some KZbin reviews about those convention boxes. Usually those are really expensive boxes that include an action figure of a character that no-one likes and some cheap tat.

[@B_Skizzle]

I quite enjoy that it looks like Batman is yelling "help" on the DC bag. I’m slightly surprised Stu didn’t comment on it.

[@jonfavreau8741]

As a long time Ashens fan, and celtic season ticket holder, this is when i finally found out im living in a simulation.

[@chrismiracle]

Shouldn't be surprised, he does review horrid tat.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

​@@chrismiracle Found the Rangers fan.

[@LordBloodpool]

There's almost certainly a whole factory full of edible items slowly rotting away in Ashen's house

[@MatthewPiercey]

1:09 - Good to see that Mike's Mexican Non-Union equivalent is doing alright. Looks like he's got himself a spaceship 🚀 (actually is it literally just the emoji blown up?! 😅) - either that or he's hijacking it...

[@Ripperley]

Years of old out-of-date food have worn our poor Ashens down. Once upon a time he'd not touch anything that might actually be harmful to his health, at least not without a quick swig of gin afterwards. And here he is now giving a quick "oh go on then" to literally moldy sweets.

[@masked-feraligatr1094]

“Stuart empties his garage” episode 642.

[@Nat-qj6cr]

I would like to see that in fairness

[@erichollingsworth4853]

Ashens is the inquisitive feeling you get when you wander into a shady re-sale shop and find a Commodore 64 with someone's mixtape from way too recently inside, and pack of old candy taped on top. You'll ask, "Mother! Why is the Commodore a box?" And she'll reply, "because your father drinks and votes labor." But before you get a chance to cry, a strange man in a black suit and red tie knocks over your mum, says, "hello!" , pulls the box from your hands, and the shop melts into loose pixels, and you're left standing on the sidewalk and you're 43 and you're late for work....an absolute bargain!!! Looking forward to the next 15 years Ashens!!!!!

[@slrich316]

Without a doubt these videos are my ultimate favourite. I never comment on a video so that’s how much I enjoy yours! I’ve commented!! I’m overjoyed when a new one appears! Love your humour!

[@ChrisWachtler]

“The best strikers like Thierry Henry and Ruud van Nistelrooy” - Yep... it’s been a while since that was printed.

[@Hershie]

Probably a good 15 years old. The whole style reminds me of this collectable weekly football binder thing I collected most of in what must've been the late 90s. 5(?) red folders with weekly cards for clubs and players. Football Magic iirc

[@Crusader1089]

Wait Ruud van Nistelrooy is a real name. Bloody hell

[@Helldhaz]

@@Crusader1089 You'll be like a kid at Christmas when you hear about the Netherlands.

[@garin8529]

@@Crusader1089 Other countries exist, pure madness

[@matcha6710]

@@garin8529 I don't think it's "other countries" so much as it's "wow, name I've never heard that sounds slightly made up but is actually real, which is neat".

[@metv4254]

I love when there is reading. These videos definitely help me relax

[@eleanorchadd9008]

'I'm gonna lick the goo off the outside' No... Please... I know we've seen you eat out of date canned tongue but this is a whole different level

[@paldinox1]

I'm still amazed by how popular Five nights at Freddy's is with children, considering the story and difficulty of the games. Its always seemed like a series children would hate.

[@commanderbrickbreaker45]

7:59 "Green Lantern's is the Emerald Archer in the Top left" Green Arrow: Am I a joke to you?

[@hannahcostanzo7488]

"Ok I'm going to lick the goo off of it" is a sentence that only works in certain contexts...

[@ViolenziaDomestica]

“Mexican non-union equivalent” 😂😂😂 love a good Simpson’s reference

[@brynstarre]

A shame you didn't have a Rangers bag, you could have had the two bags fight.

[@lanspectre3417]

@@ketameme5 a big massive drum surely

[@CompaSystem]

@@ketameme5 And us green bois have carbombs?

[@chrisa2735-h3z]

Finally! Another ashens video!! Ive binge watched all of his videos! Hes one of the funniest people ive watched!

[@5udimax]

I love how happy he was after playing with that disc gun

[@erkang2677]

In 4:10 the Chinese for tiger is correct, but 拳 means fist, not boxing.

[@Mike-77-YT]

I mean, you do use your fist in boxing, so I guess it's kinda accurate in that way?

[@MuchWhittering]

No "I can see perfectly"? You've changed, Stuart. You've changed.

[@ramsle00]

time for the pitchforks

[@Rhubarb.and.Crustard]

That was my first thought too

[@mysteriotube1233]

HowlingSnail blindbagsand luckybags are two seperate monsters

[@VakomSunrunner]

Not called a blind bag though.

[@DarthPerkins]

Complains about mouldy sweets... two videos ago: "I'm just going to try a bite from this pork chop found in a canopic jar in the Great pyramid of Cheops..."

[@TheCramik]

Giving kids a literal ton of stickers to vandalize the city and advertise your football club. Like a batman villain

[@scotty_blocks]

'Oh it's gone so soft and rancid', as the actress said to the Bishop.

[@benosonline]

I was already dying laughing in the first minute. “She’s shrieking in pain, but there’s a cool pineapple so it’s all ok”

[@jmaienoakes3743]

“It’s took me about seven years to get these” so I’m looking forward to the next lucky bag around up in 2027

[@jensendiecast2385]

with the "sweet cred" lettering on the foam gun, the same lettering and logo can be seen in an older video in which he reviews 2 mini microwave pizzas, and also talks about marshmallow animals, which have the sweet cred lettering on them. so "sweet cred" seems to be a brand. and reading through comments, one user said that it should come with candy in the handle which further backs this up.

[@OrionHartwick]

Ashens is definitely the jml guy lmao he's got the voice

[@sandoncrowder7839]

“You could concuss a duck with this” - Stuart Ashen

[@Cyanid3Child]

I start wondering what the area you store these things must look like...then fear scares the thought away and I just enjoy the video in ignorance.

[@bruhmphrey]

The wonderful thing about Ashens is whenever I see a new video I do a double take to see the upload time. Testament to consistency.

[@maddoctor99]

Must try harder: you owe it to your viewers to “test” the tattoos for us... call yourself a public service outlet? (You don’t...)

[@mgthestrange9098]

And he has to test them on his arse.

[@alexhodgson4114]

I felt so nostalgic watching that. I remember getting a lucky bag from Spar every saturday in the 90s, for about 80p I think. Always random stuff, I think the best thing that ever came out of one I had was a Ghostbusters soundbox thing

[@cringer8107]

does spar still exist in the uk ? in germany its been long gone !

[@alexhodgson4114]

@@cringer8107 I think so but it’s seldom seen if it does. I live in New Zealand now so can’t really say

[@ToastyMozart]

Holy shit! Those twist crayons just reminded me of some crappy Crayola games I used to play on the computer ages ago.

[@ToastyMozart]

"Sweet Cred" is most likely a play on "Street Cred," a largely American term referring to a reputation of legitimacy in a poverty-stricken area and/or blue collar crime.

[@JasonRBeing]

Thats what I take it to mean too, OR "I got some sweet cred", as in my cred is "sweet".

[@ShadowFoxSoothsayer]

I've seen a range of poundland sweets he's tried before called Sweet Cred though.

[@Sykotix420]

The crap in this bag is INSANELY better than the US dollar store toys. At least these are actual branded items. Not some extremely cheap knock offs

[@Moonbeam143]

I can see my child self liking the stuff in that bag.

[@sullygroot924]

@@Moonbeam143 its insane to think I've been watching ashen before my oldest was born

[@CommodoreFan64]

I can see a young kid really liking the Peppa Pig stuff when the bag was new.

[@sullygroot924]

@Sassy The Sasquatch my oldest is 12 now so about the sam time

[@AltimaNEO]

In fairness, a pound is almost double the worth of a dollar. Or was, anyway, before brexit. Not sure of it's value now.

[@BEEZUS45]

The Mexican mike wizoski comment had me dying lmfao

[@kurodon8533]

Can confirm the tattoo characters are mostly correct, and are actually the same in Japanese. 虎（とら・tora）: Tiger 拳（こぶし・kobushi）: Fist

[@segadriven]

Haven't thought about Lucky Bags in ages so this was a nice trip down memory lane. Would defo take another video when you amass some more to discuss

[@mandy5313]

My favourite childhood “toy”, it was more like a weapon😂, was my potato gun.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

That disk gun brings me back so much memories

[@oyecomova5478]

"Right, I'm gonna try licking the goo off it" *NOOOOO*

[@solophiesoterica]

This reminds me of the day I felt I needed to reevaluate my life, when I realised I was watching a man opening luckybags for entertainment at 53 years old. When was that again, oh 2x years ago…I’ve come along way in those 2 years…clearly.

[@themaister]

You like what you like, no shame in that -A dense 26 yr old.

[@mnky75]

"We've found the leakage" - Ashens' GP 2020.

[@mattierenton701]

9.45 yes they gone mouldy...ohh go on then I’ll just try a little bit then. Stuart ya legend, how are you still alive with some of the things you’ve eaten in the past, that was a walk in the park for you 😂😂😂

[@JasonRBeing]

the gun probably says "Sweet Cred" as a play on words for "Street Cred".

[@robrophside3691]

It's a company that makes sweets, Stuart has reviewed their stuff before. The gun was supposed to have a jar of sweets at the end of the handle.

[@daemonspudguy]

@Jack Hayhurst Yes, that's exactly what he's saying.

[@AloozerOW]

Just reliving my childhood holy fuck it’s good to see he still does these couch vids. I remember last time I watched he was reviewing some gross coffee with a buddy like 6-7 years ago

[@craniumbear]

I loved suprize bags when I was a kid. I wasn't very smart.

[@salvatorewilk4220]

Just got done with my ashens binge during nights, now this came out so just one more video

[@Space_Reptile]

"they don't taste sweet anymore" "probably because of the amount of mold on them" Yea, maybe, but we don't know, further analysis is needed

[@hayatobun]

All these years of watching Stuart consume expired food items only make me more adamant that he's just a pair of floating hands with a thermonuclear reactor for a stomach.

[@AceOThorns]

"I fear for my health..." Seriously, Stuart? SERIOUSLY?

[@davidmurray7624]

First mention of the good ol' sad onion in a while, he was sadder than usual till....

[@wormspeaker]

Americans catch a lot of flack for all the chemicals in our food but at least our candy doesn't go mouldy after just one year out of date. The 20 year old candy in grandma's candy dish is still edible if you can remove a chunk from the fused mass.

[@soapflakes]

🇺🇸🆗

[@gaildahlas]

In fairness, most of the sweets in Britain don't either. I think those ones were just terrible

[@DeadChannelSeeBluetheNerd]

Ok but do you really intend to eat sweets you’ve had sat in your garage for a year? Mouldy or not that is essentially only a habit that Ashens partakes in. Chemicals or no chemicals you’re supposed to eat them before that point, so I’d take no chemicals.

[@jollymastermind1237]

@@DeadChannelSeeBluetheNerd i once ate 7 year out of date sweettarts, they had some weird spot but tasted okay, didn't get sick

[@DeadChannelSeeBluetheNerd]

Jolly Mastermind personally gonna pass on that one. Also idk where you stored them, but Ashens keeps his stuff in a British garage, which means very cold and damp 70% of the year and then very hot and humid for 30% of the year so it’s amazing they weren’t a worse condition honestly...

[@dotfoxtom5942]

"You could concus a duck with this!"

[@RaymondTracer]

When you said "Flash logo" I thought you meant the security nightmare that was Flash by Macromedia.

[@jaydy71]

*by Macromedia, not Sun Microsystems

[@RaymondTracer]

@@jaydy71 You're right, I was thinking of Java, which is equally as horrible, I'll fix it.

[@penfold7800]

Nah. That was fine, it was Adobe flash that was a nightmare.

[@Matt-md5yt]

thanks for doing this one and glad to see it

[@MrOrdgar]

Mushy candy and stickers. There is an analogy somewhere.

[@DrHertz]

i loved turtle lucky bags. my friend's mum worked at the turtle lucky bag factory in my hometown (back in the day), and she'd sneak us home loads of free toys. we had so many of the plastic 'pink panther' keychains.

[@AxeGaijin]

"It's fine." Nah, any time someone says it's fine where the "fine" is in a tone higher than the word before it, it is in fact not fine.

[@user-fx8ye7nd7i]

Can’t believe this don is still doing these fully watched ur videos like 6+ years ago, big up

[@ultimateaquiles]

I would've never thought I'd see anything Five Nights at Freddy's related in an ashens video.

[@TheSwagGuy5000]

same

[@SteveBrandon]

I don't feel like checking but I seem to remember Five Nights at Freddy's merchandise showing up in one or two Lootcrate videos.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Why??, he covers alot of lootcrates and tat bags Both wich tend to have FNAF merch from overstock

[@CommodoreFan64]

@@SteveBrandon I'm remembering the same thing, the great thing about all the KZbinr like Ashens getting all the crate boxes was you could see what was in them, fell like you were getting them, and not spend a dime unless shit you did not want, and/or need.

[@SteveBrandon]

@@CommodoreFan64 I think the only thing from any of those Lootcrate videos that I actually wanted was the 1:64 scale Supernatural 1967 Chevrolet Impala Sports Sedan from Greenlight Collectibles but I eventually found one at Walmart (plus a second "Green Machine" chase version).

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

I need to add "You can concuss a duck with this" into my memory bank

[@tncorgi92]

"You could cut a duck with this." Pretty sure that's the only time that phrase has ever been uttered.

[@SMlFFY85]

Yeah, that's the joke.

[@assassinonprozac]

I’ve actually used that phrase before I was talking about a really sharp stick for anybody wondering.

[@BrokenBackMountains]

1970s luck bags were the dogs 🍒. Paper bags, packed with toys and sweets.

[@samholdsworth420]

Dogs have cherries?!?