Asking Men If They Wash Their Ass

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well we cover a lot in this one.... everyone from the queen of England dying and who should replace her to asking men if they wash their ass. Not only that but we touch a little on nightmare blunt rotations, if people wipe sitting or standing, and everything in between.... giddy up
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My name is Chris Klemens, I live in Los Angeles (before in New York City), and make KZbin videos. They consist of man on the street comedy videos interviewing strangers, chaotic hair dyeing, reacting to/following 5 minute crafts and other viral videos, and daily comedy vlogs with people like Claudia Sulewski, Chrissy Teigen, Carly Incontro, Erin Gilfoy, Andrew Lowe, and more. Be sure to subscribe for more, and follow me on my social media like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Snapchat, and more.

[@goldie.gabagool]

“i didn’t tell on him, i’m not a snitch” *2 mins later* “i called the cops on the party cuz i couldn’t go”

[@veronicahaverkampf7501]

i would do the same tbh...

[@JNMKlover]

Oh I did that too. But then ended up going. It's cool, dem hos that were hooking up with the hockey players got busted and taken home.

[@leannawashington1509]

I got toxic girl vibes from her

[@collyflower2659]

It was the hardcore punk shirt for me

[@lily3323]

The second one was revenge

[@ryliesholes1101]

When the older lady said "I'm not due, I'm overdue" I lost it along with Chris omg

[@hannahbo00]

Chris’s face when he said “if I was 25 they’d be like 17” just blatantly admitting your predator behavior to a stranger to put on the internet forever.

[@madameblabla98]

when I heard that I screamed “I’m calling the police”!!! lolll

[@hannahbo00]

@@madameblabla98 he gave major weird vibes the whole time. Can’t eat cucumbers? WAT?!

[@deanderthal]

Chris thinking about trying to find that FBI guy from the other day....

[@Jackietaboada]

Yessss he gave very weird vibes the whole time , I mean besides sounding very much on shit

[@roxrocks7023]

And that's what he admits to. I bet the truth is far worse.

[@sapphicalix]

Imagine admitting you’re a predator to a stranger on the street while being filmed without a care in the world…

[@chrisklemens]

the white male experience

[@gregothy9190]

Not only that, but a stranger with a camera 💀💀

[@Xplreli]

No literally someone call the policeee

[@thaliap3125]

@@Xplreli girl they’d high five him and go about their day harassing minorities lmao

[@Xplreli]

@@thaliap3125 true but I’m sure you could call someone

[@olliec.5216]

“We don’t pass the blunt to people who don’t brush their teeth.” Spoke the truth.

[@iliekmegapie]

The gospel, tbh.

[@chrisklemens]

truly THAT part

[@olliec.5216]

@@iliekmegapie 🙌🏼 amen tbh amen

[@olliec.5216]

@@chrisklemens I love you king you’re amazing love the videos.

[@arina4030]

@@olliec.5216 u would definitely kiss his feet if u knew him irl

[@lee_yuhhh]

19:30 The way these men just waltz around admitting to being predators so casually will never cease to amaze me. It’s antagonistic at best and downright criminal at worst

[@iburntmytoe3470]

UGH HE WAS TERRIBLE

[@kab9706]

He sucked. I wanted to shit and cry and vomit

[@kalyasaify]

was looking for this comment man. Just from reading the comments I thought it's the belly guy fml 💀

[@TheTheresaI]

I swear it’s like a personality trait of that generation. The ones that age are all clueless creeps

[@iclandiccubicle2798]

I’m afraid of Americans

[@tay4698]

When that girl said "the transition from summer to fall" and Chris said "is it bad for crops???" I had taken a bite of my dinner at the wrong time 😅 I almost choked it was bad

[@Melsworld5597]

That girl was so funny 😂😂

[@chrisklemens]

the amount of times I cried watching that part

[@kalyasaify]

I still wear them bc of my sweaty autistic ass ^^ plus, my thickness keeps me warm somehow, even if it's just placebo

[@kacemrslj4527]

I cried too 🤣🤣🤣

[@mariapazferreria9586]

My depression has been blessed with this 20 minute cure. Chris, you make so many of us smile on hard days. That's huge. You're incredible.

[@emmagination444]

Seriously. My arm is broken I’m out of work & extremely stressed but this truly lifted my spirits

[@mariapazferreria9586]

@@emmagination444 Chris’ power! Sending you love and strength

[@essetaok]

I'm cryyyyyinngggg laughing HAHHAHAHA

[@deirdredorion302]

Omg yessssss

[@knakdarmen]

the farm girl is such a vibe. truly another wavelength she's on and I'm totally feeling it

[@chrisklemens]

no I literally love her

[@Bunnironi]

Chris needs to find her and bring her in !!!

[@_GUSSS_]

i need her on unhinged their energies are so good & funny together

[@msophie.22]

we have to look forward to fall…… pumpkin spice.. spoooo0keyy

[@hotdeath4709]

The transition from summer to fall, "is it bad for the crops" had my dying

[@livi_bwop]

“when i was 25 they were probably about 17 and they LIKED IT” WHAT THE FUCK ???? chris’s face was the same as mine i held it for the rest of the video cuz i was FLABBERGASTED

[@lucyservo6574]

Sir you're a predator and openly admitted it to hundreds of thousands of people

[@babyinvasion]

SAME ,I held my disgusted face and realized I was still holding it while reading your comment 😂😭

[@localidiot4116]

Nahhh they was 8 years old and they weren’t even born 💀

[@AuthorAngelinaTadros]

ADMITTING BEING A PREDATOR TO A STRANGER ON THE STREET IS FLABBERGASTING

[@Tattoo.gurl123]

Wtf…. Ew

[@tonisilkwood839]

I’d 100% listen to a podcast with you and farmers market girl LMAOO

[@chrisklemens]

working on it

[@nicarmendariz9079]

@@chrisklemens Please be deadass cause I’d actually watch😭 y’all two together had me weak asf

[@missbejazzful]

@@chrisklemens OMG PLEASE that would be so iconic!!!

[@ays162]

Can we add the bandana as a top skater chic for weekly badassery wacky inputs

[@charliebellamiley100]

@@chrisklemens PLEEASE I LAUGHED SM

[@emilypf7504]

I PHYSICALLY died when Chris said “yeah she’s literally doing world tour in her coffin RN”. Brrrroooo I’m in stitches

[@brookeb1753]

Lmaooo it killed me 😭😂

[@noahalexander734]

20 min…chris you should be proud!! 20 straight minutes of constant laughter and enjoyment.

[@chrisklemens]

thats so nice :')

[@JNMKlover]

@@chrisklemens why am I holding up on the bidet. We bought it, but I haven't wanted my husband to install it. Why? What's so great? And because of Ur mindgames, I stand to wipe. Dude, I'm a CHICK!

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@@JNMKlover It's great because instead of smearing your piss and sh*t all over yourself and wasting paper, you just wash yourself with running water and actually feel clean. lol

[@alexrseeberger]

"comin out here with old shit butt" had me crying for several minutes

[@caitlindevos7716]

Every comment about it makes it so much funnier I keep cackling

[@katherinegooch8500]

“she was like my anti depressants with little legs” IM CRYING i want to go to new york JUST to find you interviewing ppl on the street

[@blakedawson944]

He said "if I was 25 they'd be like 17" and Chris Klemens almost turned into Chris Hansen

[@TDLFan123]

Chris, these NY street interviews have been hitting different! They are so good, literally laughing out loud lmao Thank you for bringing joy to my days!

[@oliviatilley7499]

Yeah frl! Hes actually the only youtuber I watch who makes me audibly laugh and rewatch parts to laugh again.

[@DanielSanchez-ul7ve]

You calling an straight grown up adult "come on Ariana Grande, you betta work" it's HILARIOUS

[@AtemHatake]

“She said ‘Fuck my kids!!’“ I am absolutely rolling. These interviews just keep getting better

[@kab9706]

She said, my kids soft as fuck 😒🙄😤

[@lil1bee]

I loved that lady and the way she walked off.

[@erikkibler3466]

Yeah the irony,ma’am you raised them,or lack there of..

[@pUkkademps]

Hollering when you said “ you don’t know me . Does he work for the tourism board?!? “ the cackle I let out. You was over his shit!!

[@hollyspence2172]

Chris genuinely asking Is that a bad time for the crops? Has me fucking dying

[@hahafunnybro]

That woman was not walking on train tracks, she was definitely getting railed on the rails 😂😂😂

[@infinitespirit777]

You might be on to something 😂

[@infinitespirit777]

You might be on to something 😂

[@DojaBratz]

I cackled SO hard at " 'Ol Shitbutt." That guy is the real MVP. 😂😂😂

[@blahh5376]

no because my jaw DROPPED when that man said he was 25 and they were 17. chris needs to get that fbi agent to get him💀😭

[@oliviaraeparcher]

seasonal depression is starting to hit & no matter how many therapy sessions I go to, Chris is the only thing that can cure it

[@GabrielleFct]

much less expensive and can be watched from the comfort of my bed… objectively better

[@Wraiven22]

Same fellow SAD sufferer, I am so tired of hearing about how excited people are for cold weather and constant darkness 😭

[@marianathebanana4091]

I dont think I've watched a 20 minute video and been this entertained in such a long time, I felt actual joy every second I had to stop and rewatch so many times wtf i love you

[@wesfortenberry5587]

The constant disfunction in all of these street interviews is what keeps me coming back. I absolutely love it

[@Sophiebrown8910]

“Andrew taint” 😂😂😂 I love Chris

[@swimmachica]

Chris thank you for doing what you do ❤ I was really going through it today and your video brought me so much genuine serotonin. You can’t imagine the difference you’re making in some peoples lives!! Love you 💕

[@chrisklemens]

you got this :)

[@reneemrtn]

Ditto, I had a shitty day and this brought me joy ❤ Thanks Chris

[@yeniferlepe47]

“you may be young, you may be stupid, but you don’t have all the time in the world, so do it now” new life motto

[@catherineconner6399]

“i don’t keep a lot of secrets. i’m a talker.” i’ve never related to someone more

[@muymirw9449]

I knoww, tbh I hate those type of people, but at the same time, I do the same thing chile lol

[@Kkite08]

- who do you think should replace the Queen? - Trisha Paytas My whole soul left my body as I gasped for air 🤣💀

[@jsomething9]

Man, with the crap days I've had recently, Chris asking people about the correlation between ass washing and gayness really does uplift my soul in all of the right ways. It's nice to smile right now. Thanks, Chris. 🖤

[@benthompson9576]

The farmers market girl and the hardcore punk girl absolutely slayed it!!!! I would watch Chris banter with them for hours.

[@ellijoj4238]

Chris, I am so grateful for your existence. You literally got me through the past years, especially Covid. I could relate to you on so many levels and am grateful for every single video you've posted the past 5 years I've followed you. I am so happy for everything you've achieved, lots of love from Germany ❤

[@onceavonneatime1364]

I'm an actual Middle Kid/new subscriber and I've just been absolutely binging your content, Chris. I got the depression too, but you only thought you were kidding when you say you turn your depression into art. You have woven tapestries of people's lives, and you're the stitching, bro. Your life is profound because you have the unique ability to relate to all of these people, then tell a story back to us! It's really cool. I'm dying for your merch site to be up so I can represent!

[@fiore3ky]

20 min of Chris on the street. This is heaven, thanks!!

[@yslroses]

you posted on your story today that you dont feel like this video is funny and let me tell you it hits every single time. be proud of what you do because you always post QUALITY!

[@Will-zd2lj]

omg THE "I'M OVERDUE" LADY!!! She stole my heart and I don't want it back.

[@chrisklemens]

SAME

[@aaliyahstewart13]

"you would love it." "well you don't know me, so..." lmaoo chris is mad sassy whenever someone is awkward and nice I live for it.

[@karynvalentina8708]

Can’t believe I’ve been a Klementine for 2 years now, and you’re still my favorite content creator❤

[@chrisklemens]

im honored

[@saskia6620]

11:35 "omg pumpkin spice...spookyyyy...so fun." thats me every fall

[@craigmulhern8978]

Everytime Chris posts i happen to be smoking and it creates the best vibes

[@chrisklemens]

our minds

[@aquariusmoon9906]

same but it’s probably just because i am always smoking 🫣

[@craigmulhern8978]

@@chrisklemens OMG I LOVE YOUU

[@stefiitsatsaa]

I was JUST about to comment that I always smoke while watching his videos

[@maddiesunga6239]

I'm only 4 minutes in and wow this video already made me feel 10x better. Even the intro got me happy b/c its nice to know its not just me having another episode and that it is possible to still function when it feels like life is falling apart all over again

[@michaela8066]

this video is about to cure my sunday scaries thank you ❤️

[@chrisklemens]

this one is a gooooood one

[@ajack212]

“We’re like the blue man group, but white.” I’m dying. This video is pure gold. So many dope people and made me laugh (:

[@Ahmad67475]

As a Pakistani, I genuinely had no idea that people don’t wash their ass after going to the toilet! I was born and raised in Australia, yet I think finding out that people don’t wash their ass was such a cultural shock to me

[@gettingcalledoutontwitteri1882]

More likely men* Honestly , they think self care is being gay , nothing wrong with being gay tho, its their stupid logic

[@bridgethollen2924]

It’s wet wipe central in the USA

[@JNMKlover]

As an American in the most privileged country with the most entitled fools in the world, I've known TOOOOOOOO many that don't wash their butts! It's a daily thing that we have to get going.

[@jasmineali5699]

It's definitely a Muslim thing haha. I grew up in Canada and was disgusted.

[@uggggggghhhhh]

like they just put it in the sink? yall have bidets? the shower? you keep a bucket of water or.. not me exposing myself bc i just use wet wipes..

[@Melsworld5597]

“If i was 25....they were 17” Sir.........

[@sadiebrowne8997]

these are inappropriately so wholesome I hope you know how much we appreciate them

[@walks5203]

“I wanted to be Chad Michael Murray so I could kiss Hillary duff” deceased

[@katenakamura1183]

“im not due, im over due” that made me cackle omg

[@KaTiA19890901]

Chris! Just saw your story on IG and immediately went here. Even though it’s almost 3am and I was planning on going to bed, THIS is the video that will delay my sleep for sure. I love your street talks, definitely my number one favourite show on yt. Thank you so much for doing these mega entertaining videos for us. Sending Love ♥️ from Lithuania 🇱🇹

[@Zôfiëmakeup]

All the guys saying “wash yo ass” made my day 😂

[@CelinaSpookyBoo]

I live for these

[@harryrocks44]

Y'all so wrong for hitting a low mood just because autumn is here, that's the best season ! finally in accordance to a forever dark mood, it's raining outside and I like it, thank you very much. The real seasonal depression hits in January, pshhhh

[@elenamorgan7683]

I caught covid two weeks ago, and I'm still feeling rough. Your videos lift my spirits.

[@bellarosenthall6216]

“Eventually it’ll itch and tingle” bro what?!? How long have you gone without washing them cheeks 😭 I literally can’t. The look you gave him was gold. 😂

[@MsRero1998]

chris never stop doing these please they are the best on youtube :( and this one is too good

[@aylin.t]

the farm girl fall moment actually made me laugh out loud

[@ter4955]

the last interview clip put me through such a whirwind of emotions

[@maddym3839]

“Kylie and Khloe’ng it” with Chris is now on my bucket list, that moment when your tummies touched was adorable I don’t think she appreciated it enough

[@vanna6153]

chris : what do you think about the queen? man : i really don’t. best response 🤣😂😂🤣

[@marghea4008]

there are too many people now doing street interviews now but honestly you're the best, you're really entertaining and i love the way you talk with the people you interview

[@raecheldeaton]

Chris, your videos are such a bright spot in my life. I watch your ads all the way through and I never do that. 😘

[@chrisklemens]

omg a real one!!!

[@raecheldeaton]

@@chrisklemens get that revenue babyyyy

[@hauntinglykrista]

This is one of your best street interviews! Great job Chris!!

[@abd0720]

I don't watch the news anymore.. I watch street interviews for updates.

[@APRILGREENDAY8]

Love the lady in the yellow who drinks bubble tea everyday so wholesome

[@chrisklemens]

I want adoption papers sent my way

[@sanjytza]

this is one of the best ones Chris!!

[@chrisklemens]

THANK U

[@sanjytza]

@@chrisklemens NO NO THANK U!! 🥹🥹

[@shelbymeintsma4594]

I need 14:41 "We can't share blunts with people who don't brush their teeth, okay?" on a t-shirt rn

[@awholelottalore]

I watched this three times to avoid coverage of the queens funeral and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the laughs. All your videos 100% never fail to cheer me up.

[@cordeliapendlebury5717]

Chris you seem so bubbly and back in your groove. So happy that you are thriving x

[@kaylaaalieha]

Chris I know you get this literally everyday but I’m gonna say it once more: your videos literally make me crack up and give me so much joy even when im having a bad day. Im so grateful for that!! Always getting me through

[@Libby-wy1qq]

Thank you for this Chris ❤ I’m mourning the extremely sudden death of my cat and this really helped

[@lukepeart8670]

I couldn’t walk away from these people without getting their number and being best friends forever 😭😭

[@ashleycooper3116]

It takes alot for me to laugh outloud. I literally couldn't stop. Never seen this dude before this. I'm subscribing. I do not take subscribing lightly lol

[@meggiebyerley4330]

As someone who worked at a farmers market for 5 years, 4 am start really be doing that to you 😭 the chaotic energy is immaculate

[@joormomma]

I'm listening to this video with my headphones outside on my balcony ...CACKLING laughing!!! to my neighbors: no I'm not ok. this was sooo funny chris!!

[@kelseykirby3009]

the fact that i started watching you bc of your street interviews & they’ve just upped their game so much but also i fell in love w you & all ur other videos

[@kalyasaify]

to all depressed ppl out there: you're not alone, yeah everything is damn messed up you're right, feel hugged ❤️

[@lexiaaforever437]

“The Transition From Summer To Fall, “ 😂😂😂😂 & Chris said “ is it bad for crops?” I completely LOST IT ‼️

[@korijohnson2788]

I was in the middle of a really bad anxiety attack and this helped a lot! Thank you Chris❤😊

[@essiac4286]

Thankyou for posting today on a day when I too, am having a depressive episode. 🥰

[@juliaheffernan6899]

Chris, thank you for all your videos. I’ve been watching you for maybe about 3 years now. You were the only person that made me smile when I was in the darkest place imaginable. You showed me humor and positivity when I didn’t think I’d ever laugh again. Thank you for all you do, you’ve truly made my life for the better ❤️

[@gabrieladouglas7517]

Where have you been all my life omg subscribed

[@SarahOBrrr]

This was one of the best interviews you've done! I laughed so much

[@sarahkalnajs5810]

Chris, no need to worry that you’re washed up or not “on your game“ anymore….this video was everything. 🎉

[@missbejazzful]

Chris thank you for bringing so much laughter and fun to our days. Seriously! I watch every single one of your videos and the podcast eps and I think you're the only youtuber of whom I watch seriously ALL uploads. If we weren't kept apart by continents, we'd be besties.

[@smashcut2]

“Well you don’t know me so” 😂❤

[@SuperMustache555]

"I'm not due, I'm overdue" ICON

[@soicybunny]

7:30 i genuinely feel so many parents feel this way that are boomers with more than *or at least two kids they have raised.

[@carms7836]

I just had a baby (11 days pp) and needed this laugh 😂 thank you Chris!

[@LovelyLady1111]

This was AMAZING! Lol. Thank you. You got a new subscriber ;)

[@Ashhh222]

“Is that bad for crops?” I LOST IT💀💀💀

[@itskaylababyyy]

I highly recommend watching these videos when wine tipsy it’s such a vibe 😭😭😭 been watching them all day! So glad you came on my yt lmfaooo

[@victoriacoburn7962]

“Ole shit butt”😂😂😂

[@duckieeXXOO]

"i'm not due, I'm overdue" LOL I LOVE HER

[@storiesinthedust]

This was gold from start to finish 😂 loved every minute of it

[@keeganw7083]

the serotonin I needed today

[@Oliver_Cheek]

“I’m not due I’m overdue” I screamed lmaoo

[@Heyxamber]

I woke up this morning feeling down and then I saw that chris posted this video .. I think I’ll have enough energy to get through the day now. Thanks chris