Asmongold Goes to the Gym

[@jassykat]

Community notes: Asmongold doesn't go to the GYM or perform any physical activity shown in the thumbnail of this video.

[@javimontes05]

Lol. I was literally waiting for it to no avail

[@Gaias_guardian]

I stared to wonder that as I was scrowling through the timeline 😅.

[@MegaTheman25]

Classic clickbate 😅

[@Andro-YT]

Every title is based on a subject that they discuss, not necessarily do.

[@lxstspxrk]

This episode gym came to Asmon

[@C0ldslayer]

Never forget bro Tectone thought WW2 was in 1800s

[@MotoMixVids]

Never forget to post the same comment to milk likes

[@h20dickless]

@@MotoMixVidsi agree people are brain dead

[@ihaveacar]

@@MotoMixVids It's not about likes, it's about never forgetting.

[@ahmadadam450]

Never...

[@P0T4T054CK]

This shit is getting old af.

[@Elliott_Mullins]

Don’t let Trump winning make you forget that Emi couldn’t read an Ikea clock and blamed it on her height

[@LiamGarcia-h1i]

😂😂😂

[@jootpepet]

Dont let Emi not knowing how to read a clock distract you from the fact that Tectone thought world war ii was in the 1800s

[@LeelyCOD]

Never forget 😂🙄

[@lilcxxj]

She just thought the seconds hand was the minute hand from a glance

[@TheHoaxShow]

It's called an analog clock not an Ikea clock LOL

[@tebbix]

Arrav's inspiration for getting into bodybuilding being Nacho Libre is actually so cool lol

[@JMPERager]

As a Swede, it sounds so funny hearing Arrav and Knut speak, because despite them speaking English, it still sounds like they're speaking Norwegian because of the accent hahaha

[@strongboy7289]

I didn't even realise that there's a gym scene in Norway. Dudes are peak fitness. I guess Strongman is popular in Scandinavia.

[@aerodynamicccc]

@@strongboy7289 Scandinavians the original strongmen ;)

[@hectichive889]

As a native English speaker, even though it’s a very heavy accent, every word is still extremely understandable and enunciated to be fair! I’m thinking it’s probably just an effect of it being a germanic language that the accent kinda translates over to English well enough

[@jubmelahtes]

Don't worry you swedes usually have really noticible accents aswell

[@broo_shs]

@@strongboy7289 body building and strongman its been big since early days of fitness also in finland we have long history in bodybuilding and there is some goats from bodybuilding scene who has been in know all over a world

[@diet0]

Arrav honestly deserves all the success he has been getting. Bro has been grinding nonstop, mad respect for him.

[@JoeyDubsJR]

YEP

[@ArravWeekly]

HELL YEEE!

[@antarcticbabe]

Oh my lawd

[@astrealove1]

Knut: I'm Knut. Tectone: Kanoot.

[@RiverSloth]

Canoes?

[@user-up3rv8nm7v]

Kahoots?

[@Menace2sobriety-v4t]

@@user-up3rv8nm7v no Kanoot means canoes.. lol

[@BushCampLadOfficial]

Cuckoo

[@ddddaffy]

You don't wanna know how many times I've googled streamer kanoot just to come to the conclusion he was talking about knut

[@ramapochief]

knut is actually a likeable smart and humble guy just the community paints him as the foolish ogre but he is really just the gentle giant

[@greatunz67]

The Klats are the best thing that have happened to Mizkifs steam in a long time. Arrav and Vegard are not only funny, but very nice and wholesome guys. Every time they appear on one of the OTK gangs streams it's an instant watch. Hope they both come back to Austin really soon.

[@donaldgminski8621]

I'm glad you're entertained, but I find them incredibly annoying. You tune in, I change the channel. I DID try, tho.

[@greatunz67]

@@donaldgminski8621 Well i'm sorry for your lack of sense of humour then, not all of us are blessed with good taste. I guess it just goes over your head.

[@Mxlch999]

Damn they rly been out of content lately heh😂

[@Mxlch999]

​@@greatunz67not everyone has the same sense of humor , i think they are boring 😂 , i seen ONE good clips of them and it waa when they splashed got coffee over all 3 of them

[@Porkleaker]

Tectone living his dreams. Sandwiched between two dudes who go to the gym.

[@JiroTheFro]

Knut and Arrav are so cool. I’ve only seen them show up on other peoples streams so to finally hear about them from them it’s a really eye opening moment. One of the best guest episodes no question

[@infinityseven5924]

Asmongold gym arc would go crazy

[@MrNerdcode]

new vid will be jacked asmon telling us how hes two steps ahead followed by a anime opening with a gym montage

[@TheDragonshunter]

Tectone talks so loud that even with his mic broken he is heard.

[@damroyaltyxxii]

was scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed LMAOO

[@hi_its_stephen]

Living in Norway for a few years was literally the best. Such a great country with great people

[@el_huffstergames7842]

“How many tanks have these people killed?” - Tectone

[@reggieisohsorad]

Like this for asmongold gym

[@Asdfasdf-k8v]

gettin closer

[@chonkychookie6949]

never seen the famed knut before that man is a unit

[@Liagold]

I would love to see asmon go hang out with his friends more.

[@A.I-Rick]

Du hører at disse gutta er norske hvertfall 😂

[@vebjsand]

Du hører at de er fra østlandet i hvertfall 😂

[@gangersclub]

Asmon actually looking like Jesus day by day

[@Factboy12]

He's a Modern Day Jesus... it's just that he doesn't know it yet.

[@gavriev2]

He is Jesus he came back after two weeks

[@Factboy12]

@@gavriev2 Amen.

[@volos_olympus]

bald Jesus

[@Keirnoth]

@@gavriev2 Whoa, you're right lmao

[@MagnumSkyWolf]

Asmond is drinking water??? Changed man

[@jacktrades5103]

Its secretly prime. 🤣

[@imbagirl8631]

the 2 weeks vacation saved his life xD

[@Keyshawn13]

You're like 2 months late

[@unknownentity8256]

Eh if u check his stream he still drinks soda regularly but he is at least trying, I guess, and good for him. I want to see him get his house fixed up and start a healthy diet, and exercise. My man wont last long with that lifestyle, and I think he knows it too.

[@donaldgminski8621]

​@@unknownentity8256 WTF is soda?

[@_theHUMUNGUS]

I see tectone brought his boyfriends to this one

[@R3dCol0r]

🤦‍♂

[@shafaet1194]

A slap from any one of those 3 in that sofa would knock you out, so who's really losing here?

[@jaajoo1660]

​@@shafaet1194 i think it was a joke, i think not sure tho

[@Cahoooters]

You're only jealous that his boyfriends bigger than yours.

[@aheenobarbushenocied9880]

Bro brought his tops 💀

[@goonmaster12]

steak and eggs is one of the highlights of my day off, was a good run hope the next project goes good for you guys 👍

[@XQlusive739]

Emiru just sits there 😂 lol. Funny

[@BlinksTehShit]

As someone who's family is from Norway, but has been in America for a few generations. I am frightened to know the stories my grandad told me about the giants chasing them out of the village when he was a kid wasn't fiction.

[@LichlordKazam]

This is how eastern norwegians sounds like. The farther away from oslo you get, the more dialects and strange ways of speaking appears.

[@umadbro4493]

"you level up woodcutting" 45:33 "yes, i love it" (>Asmongold missheard) XD

[@unknownentity8256]

Did he tho?

[@emilfilipov169]

I am not surprised that one of the smartest people Tectone knows is Knut.. Really not surprised.

[@michieloudhuis8191]

I love the outro so much

[@ChanBoogie310]

0:35 bet i'm liking right now

[@ChanBoogie310]

5k left

[@BestFriend188]

The runescape section has been my favorite part of any episode so far

[@bradtyson]

I wasn't expecting this, but its very welcome. Cool pod

[@Mosern1977]

Glad to see some small Norwegians having success overseas.

[@paulvan3359]

Kinda disappointed we're not getting IRL gym stream

[@dirtydaniel91]

DAMN, clickbaited again! i thought we were going to see baldy struggle to lift some 10lb dumbbells 🤣

[@malletin]

Nice of the klats to allow Teccy, Asmon and Emi on their show.

[@Nickonil]

omg, this is so weird hearing the very heavy Norwegian accent havent heard a heavy accent like that in yeaaars, i dont even have such a heavy accent :O but holy crap so cool never expected to see norwegian people with this crew ahhahaha looove it!!

[@twitch_tv_pat]

the thing about the ambulances yes its very expensive , it should be used in emergency situations. but also if you go to a hospital in an ambulance you get in right away. theres a good chance some places you won't be seen for hours if you drive there.

[@ThorfinnJaeger]

Im so happy y'all are back 🔥 keep it up!!!

[@GlueSmellsBad]

I’ve never seen Tectone look so small

[@phoreign64]

Never forget bro Tectone still won’t let his fans know whose hand puts the VHS tape into the VCR during the intro of steak and eggs the past 70 episodes

[@quorthonthegreat5649]

Lifting weights is the best way to improve bone density and reduce gut inflammation.

[@lospereye]

SO CLOSE TO GETTING THE ASMON GYM SPECIAL

[@franciscobernardo95]

5:58 emiru stares into the void again

[@AyeeSkippy]

she's thinking about me

[@Shiny_andChrome]

​@@AyeeSkippyGimp

[@waffles8664]

Its called Autism

[@GrandmasterLix]

If you look at the angle she's looking, you understand she's *actually* checking out Knut's manly thighs!

[@susypeti]

I like how Emi got in like 3 sentences

[@Akemic]

Ayyy one more than usual

[@disgruntledlinecook]

Trump's America

[@-Agis-]

All that tectosterone..

[@KingIvanGil]

Skill issue

[@likelyLuna]

and then she's the one having to read out the ad ... :/

[@paulvan3359]

Looking forward to seeing Asmon in the gym with Knut

[@jarvise2591]

I was expecting arrav to ask asmon "from 1 to 99 level, what is your cutting tree skill level"

[@GRyder261]

99 (+30 buff by birth)

[@xckjyt]

Man I miss old twitch so much

[@m4rt_]

I learned English from a mix of School (we start learning English from the first grade at age 6), from video games (I still remember learning some specific words like stone from Minecraft), from being on the internet, and from watching movies that are in English.

[@Alex-l2e4t]

Bruh look at the couch bend to Knut's will compared to Tectone and Arrav.

[@drmoss6950]

Emi talked for a staggering 0.01% of this podcast. We might have a Guinness World Record on our hands.

[@strgz5329]

I can't believe Asmongold met Dr. House

[@TheMtvdeath]

God, Knut HAVE to become an OTK member...

[@mister_stronk]

I can’t decide what’s crazier between Tectone thinking WW2 was in the 1800s or the liver king being natural before the leaks

[@request8102]

Imagine having a video ad with no words on a podcast.

[@shadowthief3724]

Can someone tell me why they're only doing 80 episodes please?

[@thatperson9750]

I love how smart knut is

[@ZerohSyks]

The easiest way I found to get that feel good feeling at the gym is getting on the elliptical, cranking up all the way to the max and just givinger. Eventually the machine will beep and that'll signal that your session is over, you jump off that thing and you feel like a million bucks. It's crazy The best way to describe it, it's almost like your lighter than air.

[@TheTrueMilery]

I had to double check when emi did the ad read, I didn’t think she was in this episode

[@FreeJamZack]

I appreciate that about Emi. She isn't constantly looking for validation, and she doesn't constantly interject when men are speaking on subjects that she is less informed on. She has some inherent traditional values.

[@HateMachinist]

IDK what they mean, 5 episodes left? This is a popular podcast! Bring it back by popular demand!

[@RadiantGlows]

5 more episodes left is actually insane to think about

[@lucasreiYT]

The intro looks clean. Kudos to whomever tweaked it.

[@samwakley250]

1937 is when people say japan started ww2, not 1931.

[@RuthlessMetalYT]

Damn, these Norwegians got a thick accent. As a Swede, I can clearly hear where they're from. :D

[@olfan92]

they sound like those transfunctioner guys from the movie ''Dude where's my car'' 😂

[@blapblapblapblap]

They sound like Forsen's GTA character lmao.

[@imbagirl8631]

i think they sound much like arnold schwarzenegger :D

[@RuthlessMetalYT]

@@imbagirl8631 no, not even close. norwegians sounds more like muppets and every sentence ends on a high note.

[@MMasterDE]

They are definitely doing it on purpose at this point.

[@DarkSchneider7]

out of topic.. since I couldnt confirm this . Zack, you should totally ask Tectone about the cat turd he had in the corner of his room during his stream a few weeks ago

[@RemyyFilms]

I love the part when he goes to the gym

[@Drinkstoomuchcola]

I was so terrified that I binged the show just for it to end one "we're taking a break" relieved that yinz are back and I can listen weekly now. 10 / 10 podcast. ( ps. Tectone is the nicest dude in the world )

[@Mogi-MC]

The heavy Norwegian accents just bring back memories of Petter Solberg clips: "I dont know what it call'd on english, but on norsk we call it aircondision"

[@uniqueusername22337]

i dont normally watch this podcast but this one flew by. klats are good people :)

[@kyleroads3244]

tectone actually fits in good between them - fucking gains bro hell hyeah

[@warforge_jp]

33:14 the question i always wanted to ask tectone

[@Yushaodo]

Great show!

[@supersh4rty740]

im lowkey dumb is it actually ending at episode 80

[@umadbro4493]

the pay to win analogy is god tier. i dont pay to win in games or in the gym

[@nathansuss]

Should be titled "Asmongold goes gym"

[@frequentsee3815]

He is are make a muscle

[@greyscatsb]

good humor

[@BushCampLadOfficial]

Asmon going work out gym

[@richarddevenezia8186]

Shortput is the main theme of the movie "Hercules goes to Wall Street"

[@cgreich5240]

Please let this be the precursor to Dr. Mike and Asmon being in the same room!!!!!!

[@mafrank]

Never forget Tectone still calls X Twitter.

[@hampocampo]

Did they not learn from the last time they click-baited like this? Edit: Episode itself is a banger tho. Great guests. klat

[@maksstachowski8352]

Asmongold should go to the gym one day for real lol. I would like to see it

[@Jermtz]

I have it paused because Idk if I want to listen today on my day off or while working :/

[@rsmorex]

says he watches tons of RS content but doesn't know how cheap sharks are or how little 5k gp is?

[@wodensol5000]

Arrav just straight bingchilling

[@orly2663]

Asmon going to enjoy the workout

[@poshzilla]

Tectone Royal stream would go nuts

[@JustSomeGuy009]

The reason an ambulance costs you money in many cases is because they are operated by private companies under government regulations, but the local governments aren't using the residents tax money to fund it. This is a massive failure of local government that people could address if they learned to vote people in that would use tax dollars properly. Also if less tax money went to federal government and things like welfare and instead went to local for actual municipal resources (fire, ambulance, police, etc).

[@purpleey]

So in other words nothing will change :(

[@fakeofficialoriginal]

YO ASMON GO TO THE GYM , YOU HAVE THE BEST TRAINER USE IT WELL.

[@temmie4980]

i just realized that i havent heard emmy speak in half an hour and i only realized because she chimed in when the menstural cycle was mentioned

[@robertstrong876]

Will there ever be a day were we will have a double upload also i you guys are having a blessed day

[@sharpzzz1]

Great to see arrav growing genuine good guy and entertaining too

[@mathewmeloche5589]

Can we turn teccys mic off without him knowing for one episode? Asking for a friend 🧡

[@sspiker]

I don't think anyone argues that going to a gym is bad. I think it is more like each individually has obstacles that prevent them from being able to. It could be money, transportation, excessive work hours, health issues etc. Far as health issues go, if you have severe ones you NEED a properly trained trainer who specializes in those conditions because most DO NOT. Which also means that it could become expensive.

[@Fil_Limor]

Remember! 20 000 Likes!!!

[@siralexandertggaming]

Looking forward to this one!

[@Reto_Gringo]

Im not from the US but here in switzerland you have to pay the ambulance yourself if you dident realy need it. And my best guess is thats the case with teccy.

[@JustSomeGuy009]

It's like that in most places because the ambulance companies are owned and operated privately and the local government won't use the tax money they take from the residents to fund it.

[@BWinced]

No, depending on our insurance, you pay here regardless because it's contracted to private companies. I paid $500 out of pocket when my son was transported to the hospital.

[@Reto_Gringo]

@@BWinced do you have a deductible on insurances in the US? resets every year here. might be teccys thing to

[@AdolfHitler-lk4vo]

no, in usa you pay for it regardless, and a lot too, in any civilized country you pay for it if you didnt need it

[@cluenarrus6955]

I’m starting to think when the 5 episodes are over that the clock will reset hmmm.

[@m4rt_]

39:20 Yes, it's better to let them have access earlier so they can learn from it rather than just suddenly letting them use it at some later point and end up not knowing what things to avoid, etc. But I have also seen the opposite, where young kids get basically unlimited access to everything at a very young age. So some middle point is probably best, where you gradually guide them through it, rather than withholding everything, or giving them access to everything immediately.

[@Sirfrigth]

I wished I heard emiru talked about the halloween party she did, it was amazing, sad at asmon didn't come as always

[@evathebanana1958]

asmon confusing vangard with arrav in the first 5 minuts is great

[@saifsolid679]

"Tectone setting between two buffed guys"