Asmongold RAGE QUITS Dark Souls Breaking DEATH RECORDS - Day 1

Asmongold Plays Dark Souls for the first time ever and dies to many times to count and eventually rage quits!
I realize this is a bit of old footage but wanted to completed the playlist of editing every Dark Souls day together.
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[@bestofasmongold5736]

Hands down Asmongolds Best Dark Souls stream.

[@daspedal2730]

GG^^

[@pnitbudder7318]

Aight

[@raullima9926]

git gud

[@twodumbgamers9285]

Lies 😂

[@Luki-1331]

*say sike right now*

[@conway9353]

I love how he gives the enemies turns to attack him and he just takes it until its his turn, THIS ISN'T A TURN BASED GAME

[@alexthekilla5372]

It is to him lmao

[@felixbrando4988]

cuz he uses up all his stamina swinging and leaves himself wide open lmao

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

lol hes played world of warcraft too much.

[@ghostedspartan0439]

Sometimes I do that but it’s just to counter attack cause I know some enemies are faster than you

[@shadowking3007]

He makes the game harderd then it is

[@biglogie680]

ive never seen someone fall for EVERY single trap in the game and sometimes multiple times lol

[@bestofasmongold5736]

It doesn't get better...

[@biglogie680]

@@bestofasmongold5736 oh theres more ??? 😂

[@bestofasmongold5736]

Oh You bet there is, this is just the beginning. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnnEgJ2Mrt6hjqM

[@josephcola9662]

@@biglogie680 Watching him play DS3 made me wish I had a PC at the time just so I could vent my fury at him.

[@thefatman69dude]

He's used to wow which is for children when compared to dark souls.

[@alexanderstilianov]

It almost looks like he's doing a "No blocking / dodging / healing / locking on" challenge run.

[@jonathanwesley5189]

what if i told you that was his plan all along

[@Omenify]

btw not locking on makes the game easier

[@alexanderstilianov]

@@Omenify True, especially in DS2.

[@thenonexistinghero]

A lot of streamers are superb when it comes to timing... since well, skill is pretty much a requirement for the grand majority of male streamers. Otherwise the viewers won't stick. But they are often a little slow on the uptake when it actually comes to learning a game's mechanics on their first playthrough. Skipping things, not reading properly, not experimenting or trying things out, etc. But you'll see their talent actually become relevant once they do learn about other mechanics a bit more. I'm not a streamer and don't have their reaction times... that said, first thing I always do in a game is jump into the settings so that everything fits my preferences. Not just visual settings, also stuff like controls, sound, etc. I notice hardly anyone ever seems to check out those other settings. Heck, for Ys 8 first thing I did was spend 10 minutes on getting the controls set to what seemed good for me since the default one... well, I suppose it's workable for most, but it was pretty garbage for me personally. I did play it on Nightmare though, so I do think it was essential.

[@ExoLeo]

Lmfao😂

[@w00tyd00d]

This is one of the best examples on how you _shouldn't_ play Dark Souls lol being impatient, unobservant, non-reflective about your own decisions and just being downright stubborn, I'm honestly surprised he made it to the end

[@locustman2300]

Zweihander: exists Your point: invalid

[@aguitarist2246]

@@locustman2300 Black Knight Halberd: *exists Gameplay: *ruined

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

I've made a DSP reference before, but this kind of thing are why TIHYDPs are made

[@threek4985]

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 asmon puts on a act, persona if you may he actually plays them normally on his second channel, dsp is actually ignorant in my opinion

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

@@threek4985 TBH, I don't hate asmon. He's very enthusiastic, and actually does try to learn.

[@eldrox6604]

4:37 he parried himself

[@808smatt8]

LOOOL

[@batmen9124]

LOOOOL

[@klake12]

"your number 1 hint now is: to git gud" I lost it at that point, savage.

[@iLuvHinata360]

Damn savage, I was expecting atleast a point in the right direction (undead burg) :b

[@sabercast1264]

For the past days I watch his Dark Souls playthrough on a regular basis. Having played all Dark Souls and Bloodborne myself I know how frustrating and hard they can be but Asmongold is beyond bad, sometimes I really think he's not well in the brain..

[@ProfEngywook]

That's what 15 years of tab targeting will do to you

[@ethanbrock5453]

@@fled110 You are 100% wrong in literally every way

[@Hewberman]

@@fled110 u mad lol

[@SaintKines]

@@fled110 sounds like you suck at DS. There are guys that can beat the whole game without taking damage, there are guys that can beat the whole game without leveling up. The game doesn't hold your hand and have enemies stand around while you kill them. The mechanics are actually pretty good, you just have to git gud too.

[@francoxs10]

That's why is so weird how he plays now, all his awful game sense is gone like he's playing it for the second time (??

[@Nick_308]

Ya know we’ve all had a rough time with our first souls play through but this guy had to listen to mad shit talk all the while. A real trooper

[@trenboloneacetate1]

😂😂

[@doughnutboi6829]

8:17 "You're doing fine man" "Really?" "No not at all" 🤣🤣🤣

[@BigBastion623]

I like how during all this rage and screaming, there’s that little dinosaur just happily running 90% of the time

[@lizardlad279]

That dinosaur sees only positives in the worst situations Be like dinosaur

[@YuProducciones]

LMAOOOOh ahahahahahahahaaa

[@kira-dk2mx]

He manages to beat the game, but the whole process was akin to a blind kid stumbling his way through a football field kicking the ball to the opposing team's goal.

[@kmensign]

when wow players try any other game: "howthefuck do I play this game duuuuuudddde!!!!"

[@bestofasmongold5736]

Doesn't help when you skip the tutorial too haha

[@JoeyCentral]

As a former Halo pro, when I played WoW, I pretty much had trouble with how simple and easy that game was that I didn’t believe at first how simple it was. Yeah, WoW is definitely not a skilled based game at all.

[@uwotmate6014]

Joey Central with that statement u 100% suck in wow

[@jacksonpearson124]

@@JoeyCentral You clearly never played a MMORPG then:/

[@JoeyCentral]

@@uwotmate6014 pretty sure my progression is better than yours and my pvp skills better than yours. Trust me wow is not a skill based game and only noobs like you think it is

[@isaacdoukaskomnenos8013]

"Is that his health bar,the red?"

[@sh-theel]

in that moment, i knew, he was going to suffer

[@MrViniciusBlade]

Lol That's like the basic logic on video games. Big red bar= Boss HP

[@RiversOfWine]

"Why are you asking me questions? I've never played this game!" I died from laughter. 16:51

[@AaronJuddMusic]

I never thought I was going to be able to relive the absolute horror and anxiety of my 1st run-through again. Just watching you makes me feel that HELL all over again and I absolutely love it.

[@88Chronox]

My god he's horrible. Is he doing it on purpose?

[@AdurxIsd]

he was basically living in wow the last 10 years

[@Lacosanostra699]

Theres no way hes not playing it up a little. I mean he doesn't block he doesn't parry i refuse to believe he cant do those things lmao.

[@Hewberman]

@@Lacosanostra699 He didn't read the tutorials. in later streams you actually see him learn there's a parry function and he loses his mind.

[@richardtoth656]

He is not. Lazy Noob WoW players cant play anything. Thats all :D

[@Xaldin773]

even better, his reaction on the 30min speedrun

[@chrissalsop6673]

you see that thing he did where he had to raise the controller up and take his hand off the controller to press the button to open his inventory? wouldn't be surprised if that's how he presses every other button on the controller

[@r_stair]

Oh that's what he was trying to do.

[@nono-kv9vs]

He might not be a console gamer, I mostly play pc and when I use a controller I can mostly locate the buttons, but if someone tells me "do R1 then L2" I will have no idea what they're talking about, although, yes, asmongold is dogshit at games other than wow

[@riner9]

14:45 "I just have a feeling I'm gonna die" *flames engulf the screen*

[@Dprkr1]

Mcconnell's laughing makes this that much more brilliant

[@YuProducciones]

yep

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Is his name McConnell on yt here?

[@trenboloneacetate1]

​@@R.J.MacReady1982did you find it? I die every time he laughs. It's so contagious 😂

[@leroyjenkins4115]

"I hate this game. Fuck this game. Let's go again." The most perfect description of every From Software game. 😂

[@nevilo1]

See the sword hit the wall........continue to hit the walls with the sword for the rest of the game.

[@stilllife5702]

God I can just imagine Blighttown and Anor Londo.

[@senorbones1869]

And those damn archers

[@personpeopleperson]

I've watched the entire series. Blighttown was his own special hell

[@rolandharris6843]

if you make iit to anor lando, you are going to beat the game

[@RobertPayne556]

How Izalith was lost…

[@TheguyfromJurassicpark3]

"Is that a real lion" Famous last words

[@tallspartan117]

If I had to give one tip to a beginner it would be if something seems impossibly hard like trying to fight the first boss with a sword hilt then it's likely another way of doing it or it's not what your intended to do

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

Only for casuls.

[@cheese5081]

The two people above me perfectly show the dark souls community, on one hand you have people that give help and feedback to new players, and on the other you have the people that yell "git gud" and "casual" while rocking their chaos zweihander and giant set with father's mask

[@lumethecrow]

@@cheese5081 Don't forget about Havel's, Ring of Favour, and the Grass Crest Shield. Oh and "Well, what is it?"

[@RobertPayne556]

BKH+5 is all anyone needs.

[@roboduck5259]

I love how he slowly starts to smirk after killing a boss and goes “literal god!” 😂 then dies 20 times in the next 5 min

[@kirkkork]

Typical dark souls experience of letting you get overconfident and then crushing it.

[@silverarm6130]

To much WOW makes you suck at other game genres. FeelsBadMan...... LMFAO

[@bestofasmongold5736]

Oh but it's so entertaining

[@bigtimehardline03]

There's no way a human being can have such little intuition and also be able to hold a controller

[@giuseppedagostino6854]

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

[@punished7030]

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

[@chaseblackstone8749]

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

[@quaid2012]

Praise the sun

[@kayqueelson1761]

Try tongue but hole.

[@XBullitt16X]

" your number one hint, your number one hint is to.....git gud," My man, that was fucking savage😂👍

[@letroglodyte9525]

MCcool was the best part of that stream !

[@bestofasmongold5736]

Yeah he makes it so much better. The Dark Souls days where he is there laughing and commenting in the background are 100x better

[@MSW-R]

He was the voice of sadism taunting him into further despair, giving sarcastic encouragements, hilarious. Dark souls 1 was the best masochistic experience. A mistress who gave you a safeword compared to the other souls games.

[@Chesterthemarvelous]

*Mccuck

[@19HajimeSaitou91]

dude was cringy and annoying honestly wanna punch him

[@justanimage5012]

I guess he feels the same about little kids like you. I know he loves snowflakes for breakfast. Just so moist and sweet.

[@Ken_Jones]

3:31 That happy face when you kill a boss after hours and hours of trying.

[@connoriquada5429]

This series is what introduced me to asmon and I come back to it every once in a blue moon because of the immense joy it brings me. To see how far he’s come in these games is fantastic. Look at the juxtaposition between his gameplay in the early game for his first play through dark souls vs Elden ring. Shit is night and day. He really did get good. I love this series so much 😂

[@syzygy_xv]

He sure has come a long way.. Dark souls was such a struggle lol. But honestly he was really good in elden ring. And those streams are still my favorite Asmon content ever.

[@fredriksundgren2326]

yeah this ani't wow where everything die in 1 hit

[@argetect2847]

Oh, those days are over bb.

[@Mr-qt4xr]

Not too much difference between this and mythic raiding really.

[@As-tray]

As we have seen by now, it actually is.

[@DomOfSin666]

fredrik sundgren You obviously have no idea how long it takes to kill some of the bosses in WoW... i’m not even a WoW player, never have been, it’s just common knowledge lol. Learn a lil about a game before you talk shit about it

[@JoeyCentral]

Dirtbike Dom I play it now and it’s stupid easy. Mechanics are predictable and once you know an encounter you are pretty much all good. Classes are all easy to play. The only difficult thing about it is the RNG and stuff not dropping all the time. Other than that WoW is the easiest games I’ve ever played.

[@Adm1x1903]

good job at least you gave an effort to edit not just copy from twitch

[@bestofasmongold5736]

Thanks! Plan on editing most of his gameplays together to cruntch the stream down for people that can't watch the whole thing. Might upload the odd other video if he doesn't have good game content for that days stream.

[@mihirlavande]

Asmongold reminds me of a roommate I had. He'd play WoW, then we'd get drunk and I'd laugh my ass off at him dying in Dark Souls 3. Good times.

[@aelorgames2627]

So finally playing a game that doesn’t hold your hand mate? 🤪🤪🤪

[@JJHernandez78]

Oh man this great! I laughed my ass off.

[@bestofasmongold5736]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jackthemysterious360]

Don't know who that other guy is but God bless him 😂😂

[@Gankstomper]

God isn't real

[@kira-dk2mx]

It's another streamer he's friends with, Mcconnell. Dude's funny as hell and is basically the cheeky fucker haunting Asmongold's every step.

[@AlexisSnyders]

kira64 “Streamer” kapp

[@swooptydoop7943]

Zovioh _FGC edgelord

[@littv1610]

Zovioh _FGC Then who made us and why are we here since you know it all??

[@ChipmunkAsylum]

He seems to be suffering from the delusion that you’re supposed to kill every enemy on your first playthrough at level 1

[@Darkslayer_of_Dojima]

Asmongold’s last words - “Wait I’m alive”

[@larksidemoon6505]

to be fair, the early deaths to the Asylum Demon(first fight, with just the broken sword) are pretty excusable. Only thing that got me there were all the times the side gate out was visible and he didn't see it.

[@AlterFoxEast]

Tbh it was painful

[@normanrettew8400]

When he accomplished 1 thing, he gets that greed smile and says he's "good and getting better" when he got the key he gave the smile like "hahaha, I'm the only person to get dis far ooohhh! I'm so gud"!

[@Kinta02]

imagine a game being so good that you can have all these spasmic insane rage moments and then come to the conclusion that the first half of ds1 is the best gaming experience ever created fromsoft magic I guess

[@robertstimmel1100]

This was my first time watching Asmon. The blank stare that he does really made me believe that he was playing a character. It turns out that he not.

[@iLuvHinata360]

I'm impresed that asmongold decided to go SHIELDLESS and no lock into lower undead burg. By that time I was using my 100phy shield for everything and taking it slow.

[@desertrainfrog1691]

No shield isn't too bad, save for the dogs.

[@trevorveillette8415]

@@desertrainfrog1691 its a bit of a problem with the backstabby guys tho. Just blocking them kinda negates them as a problem but I frown upon using shields because I just don't think it's fun or takes skill. Dodge then attack. Playing like that with str weapons for my first time was hell in lower undead burg

[@Valcross55]

This was a trip down memory lane. So many good moments. Embrace the pain.

[@sacha4080]

That other guy is hilarious !

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Dark Souls is a game that isn't meant to be easy when you start. "Git gud" is literally the point, you learn from your mistakes then improve yourself and your tactics. The true issue comes with someone who refuses to learn.

[@joshb3024]

Dark souls is a vastly overrated easy game

[@ItalyStyler]

5:40 That got me so hard can't stop laughing 🤣

[@TheZax85]

Hahaha... yup, me too... "git gud" >_

[@hiddenknowledge6333]

14:43 is when he starts to develop his instincts.

[@namelessking8914]

DarkSoul III Thumbnail.

[@chrisbriault7234]

I couldn’t play with that guy laughing, and with “dude, calm down…death #11.”

[@gokew]

I honestly still lose it when he literally waits for the hint but is then trolled. The look on his face when he is waiting is hilarious.

[@zacharynewcomb6382]

Man learns from his mistakes like a chess AI learns monopoly.

[@mortalunknown8304]

I love how his friend is supportive and trolling at the same time. LOL

[@XxGamer42069xX]

His friend is pretty openly against him majority of the time, asmon could have saved hours worth of time and frustration if his “friend” didn’t misdirect and withhold information

[@marcefesta8053]

“Is that a real lion” had me laughing for a minute

[@jesterlogic6886]

After 40 hours of this game so far and only getting to a few locations but finally owning them it puts a sincere smile on my face to see someone so WoW savy fail at a game like this even though it's inevitable

[@camelot2863]

6:01 "What are you doing!? ...13...13" LMAO

[@William-Sunderland]

I love the start of this game is just hilarious to see new people playing it and get constantly rekt (hepened to all of us) and their reactions, my favorite part is when they meet Havel.

[@yurilopes420]

it didn't happen to all of us.. some of us have eyes and functioning brains

[@regrep2848]

Watching someone go through the same pain I went through has never been so satisfying! ❤️

[@yurilopes420]

how do you play as bad as him😂😂😂 you special frfr

[@jeremyjoyner9796]

The title should be “Asmongold slowly transforming into Nicolas Cage”.

[@shallowgrey]

19:20 his reaction is priceless when he goes into the base of the tower and see's that Havel is in there and knows he's going to get instantly smoked 🤣

[@devonhood]

"He's learning, he's like an AI" 🤣

[@thebatman1019]

Bloodborne next?

[@bestofasmongold5736]

Haircut stream next! Honestly I don't know what his next game will be. I know he wants to play DS 3 after he beats DS 1 but not sure if he will play sometime in between.

[@Laerei]

@@bestofasmongold5736 Compared to Dark Souls 1, Asmongold will have much better time in DS3. Then again.... the bosses are more agressive, hit faster and are more clever.....

[@bestofasmongold5736]

Should be fun to watch. Hopefully Mcconnell is there to talk shit and laugh.

[@uninterruptedrhythm4104]

he would get destroyed lmao

[@yamatee5699]

22:57 The life of dark souls players

[@willostrand6555]

The smile on his face when he kill asylum demon was the gigachad smile

[@RAAAAAAHHHHHhh]

This play through feels way more genuine then the first tries I see on youtube these days.

[@decorumlopez9147]

man, that first time you play Dark Souls really sticks to your soul, doesn't it.

[@XxXRaksha]

".....I killed all 3!" - "wow nice fukcing job dude, holy sh**!" that irony I CAN'T HAHA

[@unknownunknowns]

Fighting the Capra Demon has made me realize how imperative it is that you should be using your SHIELD rather using both hands to parry.

[@pengqihang5314]

0:41 "How do I run away?" continue hitting boss with 3 damage attacks

[@Justinhulk]

he looks exactly like Melvin from madagascar.

[@ostengarltheknight7733]

Justinhulk Oh this is such an underrated comment

[@Justinhulk]

@@ostengarltheknight7733 thank you lol

[@philmehrart]

1:47 - lmao the game's got me to do that before

[@GrizzlyKnightX]

This is as pure a first run as I gets, and it because of the pain that he loves this game so much when he beats it,

[@sheldonwight9661]

The fight with bell gar. Was the same feeling for the burnt Ivory king without any other guards in ds2.

[@Rishdogg34]

his buddy laughing is the best part

[@metalfyregaming2468]

Learn to block and parry already... geeeez!!! This isn't WoW where that automatically happens. You really have to do it yourself in this game man, or you will be toast for the rest of the game. It only gets harder. ^^

[@aylon5829]

Metal Fyre He finished the game already by the time you posted this comment...

[@Heretogasunu]

@@aylon5829 bullshit

[@aylon5829]

???@@Heretogasunu

[@Sozerdote00]

Yeah, like people uses parry on the first ever run of Dark Souls... lol no.

[@themultiversalassociationo9746]

@@Sozerdote00 have you played this game?!?!?!!! I overused parry first run

[@DuonDRaven]

He Leroy Jenkins'd it right passed all the glowing tutorial messages at the beginning of the game, never learned to parry and somehow managed to bash his head against every wall until they came down lol. If you watch his reaction to the Dark Souls speedrun record he loses it when he finally finds out you can parry.

[@Nucky420]

I laughed so hard at the intro because in the last clip he looks like a person who has been harassed by a fly for hours and finally kills it mid air, then doing a victory screech in celebration.

[@BigBastion623]

21:55 There are so many hilarious moments in that run, Him saying he’s not mad than cussing at the gargoyle, him fallling off the roof and dying before the Music even starts, him leaning back and forth, him yelling about cutting his hair and looking for scissors then yelling sh%! into the mic

[@MediocritysMuse]

Best of guy who blames game and not himself. xD

[@r_stair]

Compared to Pewds who didn't blame the game almost at all if I remember correctly.

[@joachims4726]

@@r_stair Pweds was actually pretty good even from the start its day and night really

[@synx7874]

Hilarious when he skipped the entire tutorial. Cba reading those red letters on the ground

[@sebthecrab6132]

His friend is just the definition of the best friend you could ask for

[@2PutasDeJericho]

14:44 Asmongold awakens ultra instinct... but only for few seconds

[@weasel003gaming7]

7:36 hi have- *ded* 9:00 "let's do this" Famous last words before Havel encounter 11:22 oh no... he's becoming self-aware 19:22 another counter to havel's Asmongold kills

[@weasel003gaming7]

Take a drink every time Asmongold dies in this video...

[@misterboo4080]

This is what happens when you go from a tab targeting, behindthescenes turn-based combat game to a third person action RPG.

[@Maliross]

This was amazing, thank you for uploading.

[@volrath77]

28:23 = delayed reaction. I lol'ed.

[@joshprendiz71]

His buddy,just having a great time.Haaaa

[@r_stair]

Space

[@deusexmangaka3259]

i wouldn't call that relation "buddy"

[@sgtboom7]

This does make me feel better about my first run in a Dark Souls game.

[@loganross1861]

I like how the gargoyle blows fire at him, and he waits a Sec and then is like “let’s go imma run THRU this!”

[@jacobtheham4147]

This man has never learned the word "adapt"

[@ericberry3667]

GG reloaded fan ?? 😂

[@samuelaldrey6080]

Imagine him playing Demons Souls were bosses and mobs reduce your HP to 0 with one hit. #Flamelurker.

[@r_stair]

It's even harder than DS? I'll have to give it a try sometime.

[@sebastianb.4048]

@@r_stair bosses are pretty easy...But the areas...Oof... That are a lot harder than any dark souls game

[@spedorchuck]

I died to them gargoyles so many damn times. I feel your pain.

[@ender0013]

21:49 When he checked, is the box worth anything to throw it into the wall XD

[@RomanusVII]

Didn’t he say this game was “easy”?

[@dinklebottoms8376]

16:18 lion?!?😂😂

[@friendlyredneckneighbor4326]

Enjoyed the video, think I might crawl out of the woods and go pick this game up

[@TheLevitatingFleem]

19:44 “WOW that’s a lot of damage!” *proceeds to just fucking stand there*