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[@BruhMoment-yg6jv]

2:41 He's literally mocking asmongold for saying "Rolling makes the game too easy" lmfao

[@paco3771]

And I'm pretty sure the real Asmon is too oblivious to get that joke or even a single clue about it.

[@slinttu1378]

Paco He said "Call me the Nameless King" thats part of the joke man. Obviously he got it..

[@paco3771]

@@slinttu1378 okay i dont know what you're on about, how does saying "they called me the nameless king" have to do with the guy mocking him and him getting the joke

[@slinttu1378]

Paco Because thats how he played against Nk

[@paco3771]

@@slinttu1378 i think he didnt notice the guy mocking him, because he would've beat nk without fat rolling lol

[@alexparker4197]

“Iam better than u” he said when he can’t even roll

[@big_cdbig_cb1315]

or parry lol

[@yoyuno3373]

Big_cd Big_cb called a joke

[@artistry7919]

@@yoyuno3373 Asmongold? Agreed

[@Colin-kh6kp]

I mean, literally anyone with the ability to depress a button on a gamepad can roll.

[@rickyrowell1911]

McConnell can’t really say anything seeing as he gets everything in wow from asmongold and when he don’t he throws a little bitch fit like a child the guy is a fucking loser

[@smartagehacker2261]

2:13 Finally someone told him

[@Frankie_Sinatra]

What's he explaining?? , he talk too fast

[@ferbintegabriel4714]

Yeah in the saltiest way possible

[@erikgonzales3178]

@@ferbintegabriel4714 no, Asmon needed to be told in that manner. Everything that dude said was true

[@mlogz3]

No.. only fools would think mcconnub is right on anything he opens his mouth about. Just get behind asmon or fuck off you're not necessary.

[@zilchnebula5367]

@@mlogz3 I haven't watched that much of this guy, so take my word with a grain of salt, but the first thing I saw from him was the Reacting to Speedrun video. This dude was impressed that people did rolls that dodged attacks. That says a lot about the way he has played the games.

[@ecglaxplayer11]

The part where the invader puts on the heavy armor and just spams fat roll with the name “Asmongold” is just fucking hilarious.

[@danieln6613]

5:23 clearly he should've dodged here

[@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2]

Malcolm Reynolds, you son of a bitch...

[@EHAmos]

W...what even happened?!

[@dannywild8838]

@@EHAmos he got hacked

[@BingusMode]

An infant could've seen that attack winding up 🙄

[@sourepitah5225]

Smh dude he didnt use the power of I frames

[@karaarcadia]

I do hope he one day decides to try Bloodborne just so that I can watch him suffer against the DLC bosses and most importantly "counter damage"

[@royrivers1213]

Can't wait Asmongold vs Ludwig and Orphan of Kos. The amount of salt, it will be the Dead Sea.

[@karaarcadia]

@@royrivers1213 lol my thoughts exactly. With how greedy his playstyle is, I'm hoping he actually learns how to play and GitGud

[@royrivers1213]

@@karaarcadia Yeah, he's doing too much jumping attacks for example. And they are useless 90 % of the time he uses them and they make him vulnerable to counterattacks ... And counterattacks hurts so much in DS3.

[@karaarcadia]

@@royrivers1213 No kidding, not to mention poise doesn't exist like at all in DS3 and he relied way too heavily on that in DS1. It's a shame he doesn't learn. That or he takes way too long before actually trying instead of thinking he's a god lol

[@royrivers1213]

@@karaarcadia Yeah, in DS1 you can just go full Havel and don't care about some enemies/bosses x) In DS3 poise is so nerfed x) Plus he's not a god, when he played for the first time he was like 0,5/10, now he's 3/10. Beating the game doesn't mean you're a good player. I finished DS3 many many times and at PvP I don't consider me as a really good player, just "mid tier" lol

[@dmaxwell3334]

"what's going on?" *Gets ganked* *Asks them to stop like theyll listen*

[@billvanater7901]

dude your friend laughing on the stream is the funniest part

[@darukan]

Ikr

[@Ahmetfusta]

He's always the best part of his streams

[@Sylph8141]

Ouch

[@shronkwazowski2619]

Mccool

[@pazu2934]

Ethan Bombredi why do people like McConnell

[@jarts2156]

Armstrong: Do you think I'm stupid? Game: yes

[@BigBastion623]

Watching Asmongold beat Dark Souls is like watching a bull repeating ram it’s head into the wall. While everyone else learned to go over the wall, Asmongold just kept ramming into a wall until he broke through. Even though he got through the wall, he did through thick headed persistence rather than skill

[@wocxdid8068]

I mean, if it works...

[@portersx2raygun197]

2:02 “Anybody that knows me knows that I know what I’m doing!” “What are you doing?” “Idk.” Theres no hope for him

[@nukeskywalker8228]

"if I survive this, I live; if I die, I die"

[@dmaxwell3334]

I love the fact that most of the Invaders are messing with him and getting him killed, killing him and kicking off of ledges while he's afk. He just expects everyone to do as he says while he's streaming!! XD

[@benbaker116]

My man fighter.PL at the end

[@JumpingMangoTree]

Fighter needs more love honestly. Love his stuff.

[@arkalonhd4219]

👌

[@allied006]

Was that really Fighter.PL? I saw the helm and that's the first thing that came to my mind that it was him, but then I was like "Nah it can't be"

[@arkalonhd4219]

@@allied006 yeah it was fighter even made a video about raiding asman 😁

[@allied006]

@@arkalonhd4219 And heading to watch that video, RIGHT NOW.

[@theprodigalson4003]

6:22 the most relatable moment innall soulsborne games

[@MajorLeagueBullshit]

only for people who dont know how to roll against slow moving attacks

[@classymuffin4589]

@@MajorLeagueBullshit The best part is Asmon started yelling "noooo" at a time in which he could still have dodged the attack lmao

[@hehe-tw6jl]

i disagree with this but i understand that we hvae different opinions so i still love you, great comment bro, from morocco!

[@yurinacss]

3:34 *poises through black knight's attack* *rolls off the ledge*

[@Celeste46321]

The best way to Git Gud at dark souls is to watch when the attack swings, not its wind up. reacting to the wind up gets you hit.

[@newengland9thgen372]

Shade Beast dude literally the only thing any new souls player needs to know is that when you dodge there are a few frames where you’re invincible even though you see the weapon hit your character, dodging isn’t aiming it’s timing

[@supremehare9893]

@@newengland9thgen372 nice explanation man.

[@Yes-kb5yv]

@@newengland9thgen372 Dude that's so accurate. The only time that I was getting good at rolling was learning this fact. Before that, I mainly relied on my shield blocking and high vigor and end.

[@proganerxdave6720]

Most used words in the video wait what?

[@Leafycoke]

Shade Beast it took me until dark souls 3 to realise this because every attack has so much tracking

[@bendoswrk5166]

2:10 this genuinely sounded like he was really mad at asmon for disrespecting one of the greatest games of all time

[@hehe-tw6jl]

the greatest game ever is wow amirite? asmongolders assemble! great comment bro, from morocco!

[@overchato8681]

nah he's just virgin and salty af lmao

[@hugzar9797]

Asmogold"im better than you are" Keep dreaming

[@justanotherguy7984]

That's the most virgin rage i have ever heard

[@aidenallen5922]

I feel bad for asmongold here he just got betrayed,McConnel is rude

[@gwyn.]

5:50 Golden

[@KeoaruboruOfficial]

I love watching Asmongold, in his infinite hubris, talk about how he can't be beaten, and then immediately be beaten.

[@heinsoe6158]

Its funny watching big talkers like him getting destroyed.

[@walkbyfaithnotbysight6290]

💯😂

[@TheTideKing004]

I do like watching folk be aggressively humbled

[@HiyaItsKami]

0:25 I can't believe he actually got baited for that But it's Asmongold so it's not a surprise

[@drifterxexe]

Irk lol

[@gv2212]

or maybe its the first time he played the game

[@HimePenguin]

Fucking idiot... the only way to expect that is if you've seen it before...

[@DinsAFK]

@@HimePenguin nah u don't get it. He beat a dark souls game so he is THE gamer. U have no power here

[@HimePenguin]

@@DinsAFK I will draw you out like poison is drawn from a wound

[@ThexInsidexMan]

we really need more people to tell Amonsgold that he needs to git gud instead of being stupidly overlevelled for each zone

[@sirrahma1690]

or what if we let people play how they want? ööö...

[@FaptaA]

@@sirrahma1690 yeah he can play how he want, but if he learn how to play it will be even better

[@snickle1980]

@@FaptaA perfection becomes dull.

[@spongemanicecone4440]

@@snickle1980 well it's not perfection, it's just learning how to play.

[@snickle1980]

@@spongemanicecone4440 fair enough. but he still gets points for beating the game. But riddle me THIS. Why wasn't Steven segall in any of the expendables? He's an old action guy, so WTF right? Anyway...

[@syberwulf9566]

5:21 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my fucking life, holy god lmao

[@thehomiegrindelwald7278]

7:11 That was a little overly dramatic. LOL

[@hehe-tw6jl]

Yes that was a very LOL moment! great comment bro, from morocco!

[@최진혁-y1i]

2:24 those lines fitting in that situations so good omg lol

[@dmaxwell3334]

"I'm worried I'm going to fall off!" *Rolls off instead*

[@calvinwithak7514]

"if I survive this I live, if I die I die" damn that's a good quote

[@dyloduck7603]

NOTHING CAN BEAT ME RIGHT NOW "dies by dragons"

[@erikgonzales3178]

Worst Dark Souls player in history

[@fayhlennokctra7344]

in eternity

[@bluevanga30]

I heard darksidephil was worse?

[@trevinfrazier520]

"Rolling makes the game too easy" "I'm a god at this game" ... this guy has obviously never had to fight a dex/parry build.

[@trevinfrazier520]

Making a pure strength/poise build is nice and all but that just means you're substituting skill and ability to just tank through everything. Everyone has their playstyle but not even bothering to roll or parry... that just shows that, the main reason you ever win is because you brute force your way through it, not because you play the game well. This is not to insult strength/poise builds, but darksouls is meant so that each person has their playstyle... it's when you say your better than other people and start gloating, you'll find yourself choking on that foot of yours real fast once you find someone that's actually skilled.

[@sirbudz5095]

@@trevinfrazier520 so true. Heavy weapons are cool but heavy/poise combo is horrible to watch

[@classymuffin4589]

@@trevinfrazier520 Depends really, you could also argue that dex users who quick-step spam have equally low amounts of skill. Doesn't have to be just strength builds.

[@trevinfrazier520]

@@classymuffin4589 as I said, everyone's playstyle is their own, and if they spam, that's just how they want to play. What I was trying to get at is that... it's when you start gloating and saying stuff like "I'm a god at this game" or "I play better than you" that it gets obnoxious. This guy constantly made mistakes, but keeps saying he's better than anyone else, and it just gets to the point that it's like listening to that one kid in call of duty who wont stop screaming that everyone else is hacking.

[@classymuffin4589]

@@trevinfrazier520 I mean my point was dex builds who quick-step spam are equally as unskillful as strength/poise builds in their own ways, I wasn't disagreeing with what you were saying about gloating.

[@flavortown5124]

"I know what I'm doing" *has the smallest stamina bar on the planet

[@elijahb8186]

Dude his friend getting angry 4 such a dumbest reason was amazing

[@bubon3]

Im fcng looser Im fcing nerd? YES

[@matildezilio8948]

Love that part haha

[@dmaxwell3334]

"Literal fucking God" gets struck by arrow, brilliant!!!

[@maniacalbadger]

States the game is easy < Has childish fits about losing at times

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

Mcconnel just adds a new level of greatness to Asmongold streams.

[@netterz3411]

6:00 is the best

[@Spectrum0122]

It's honestly amazing he was able to beat ds1 and 3 the way he did

[@saltstation01]

Him: I don’t make mistakes His channel: Has many videos of him dying

[@raymondgolan105]

Asmongold: Haha what do you think I m a fu***** loser? Orbeck: yes

[@matildezilio8948]

Gotta love Orbeck there

[@king_kappa5263]

I sense alot of toxicity in these comments

[@overchato8681]

the beta males cant stand to seen someone who doesn't parry 24-7

[@cartersaviking0494]

Ay ay captain

[@andieketchum]

@@overchato8681 You're the toxic comments 😂 the man plays the game bad

[@imaplaguedoctor2146]

@@andieketchum nah y'all idiot casuals that can't parry, git gud

[@markgarner53]

he is just denying the fact that he has alot to learn and still doesnt know any of the games mechanics.

[@TyeDye622]

I feel like he's just trolling

[@BigRedLeg]

Pretty sure he is

[@MajorLeagueBullshit]

pretty sure hes not. pretty sure hes a 90 pound cringe lord

[@cartersaviking0494]

This guy has 48 chromosomes

[@Kingrobledojr]

so he is trash at ds 1 2 and 3 then wow

[@zilchnebula5367]

You can absolutely be trash at Dark Souls and still beat them.

[@larsvandersluis5463]

You forgot dark souls remastered

[@overchato8681]

yeah and he's awesome af and makes money while u cry on ur room while Rolling and doing parrys

[@rheamangin9646]

He is garbage in any games

[@yourdarknessawaits3895]

5:30 Dark Soul 3 in a nutshell.

[@soulbro55]

Why that happened?

[@strife5685]

@@soulbro55 He invaded a hacker

[@russellizatt9265]

Say what you want. dudes entertaining

[@Land07]

Watching a bug eyed lanky fellow act oblivious is entertaining?

[@papalovex4415]

Yea he sucks at the game but he sure does give me some good laughs

[@sxar_0660]

Land yes

[@hehe-tw6jl]

Boys will be boys amirite? happy wife happy life! moms assembly! great comment bro, from morocco!

[@mcman8694]

“If I survive this, I live; If I die, I die.” -Asmongold

[@nuttyslayer420]

2:43 lol

[@hehe-tw6jl]

LOL I WAS DEAD FROM LAUGHTER, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT EVER IN MY OPINION BECUASE YOU MAY HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN I! great comment bro, from morocco! sorry for caps lollz :)

[@KrispyBean]

Asmongold: “Not embered”. Tanner From High: I don’t play by the rules

[@scenczyk1429]

That Sens fortress entrance 😂

[@matthewcampbell3155]

" I'm worried I'm gonna fall off" jumps off

[@justanotherguy7984]

2:26 he just described the pvp meta of the 3 games

[@shrimp2961]

2:11 His friends right. Cant just rely on stagger and op weapons. I learned the hard way.

[@darukan]

God McConnell's laugh is just 👌 😂

[@newengland9thgen372]

The 3rd or 4th clip or so with the hacker, black screen with the long pause; “I alt f4’d”

[@ImARealHumanPerson]

"I'm better than you are" Amazing lmao

[@emmaxwelch]

Haven’t laughed this hard in literally long, maybe since he was doing these in real time lol

[@linesangus9069]

5:23 Why am having a seizure... Why am I exploding... WHAT IS GOING ON... WHAT YEAR IS IT!!!

[@royrivers1213]

Asmongold you do too much jumping attacks. These are powerful but you often miss, and you can get couterattacked ... And the damage of the counterattack is huge.

[@ejdestroyer7493]

Ah yes here we have “the literal god” in his natural habitat

[@muhammadahmed4367]

Never trust a invader. Even if they are nice. Overall just be cautious. Even with phantoms

[@NAcHO-wx5vg]

“If I die I die, if I live this I’m alive”... words to live by kids

[@Phytom]

1:48 You can tell he is a former government employee 😂

[@kyslerh8845]

Hey the doctors didn't finish graphing the top of your lip.

[@gunner642899]

The invader that named himself asmongolg then did nothing but roll was on point.

[@chrissalsop6673]

let's be honest he's not using heavy weapons and not dodging attacks because he thinks it's a great strategy or anything (in soulsborne, it's the worst strategy) it's because he comes from a game where movement means nothing and the only thing that really matters in a fight is how much damage you can do

[@Stuwi]

????? Have you ever done a mythic raid in wow? It's about dodging mechanics WHILE doing consistently high damage.

[@FennKitFox]

I I have done a lot of things in WoW including mythic raids, but I still agree with Chris. I played both of these games and I can say that wow movement is nowhere near as important as dark souls movement

[@devonhood]

Asmond: I'm better than you are "WRONG".

[@tomastar2888]

This guy always looks like he has no clue what's going on and he is always surprised wtf

[@heinsoe6158]

I want him to enjoy the game. For sure I know the souls games aren't for everyone but when someone plays it, I want that someone including Asmon to enjoy it as best they can.

[@tuttlethegamer5486]

Asmongold-anybody that knows me knows i know what i am doing random person-really what are you doing Asmongold-I dont know

[@TheNuts1225]

The hackers are why farming pvp covenant items on PC was such a humungous pain in the ass.

[@muhammadshaiful4981]

“Call me the nameless king” caught me of guard

[@BrDronyProblems]

Cant stop watching Asmongold Im fucking addicted to his damn voice Save me

[@blink182sucks]

5:50 best part imo

[@poisenbery]

.....how is he so bad at this game????

[@PinkDeavill]

@Yes Ok It is a simple game and he bearly eaven knows the basics of it. I don't Understand how he can be this bad after playing this for so long.

[@turripurimunvyrtin88]

These dark souls streams are still my favorites. Better than his wow stream nowdays

[@trottsky534]

5:50 the sorcerer roasted asmon

[@hugohoyos2828]

Is there a reason you don't like playing with a controller?

[@AdminAbuse]

This isn't his channel so you'll not get the answer for your question here I think

[@johnathancox4162]

Lmao way old but he hasn't used controller basically ever. I think he said the last time.he played with a controller was n64 Sega Atari and shit with only 1 joystick. Hes much more comfortable with mouse and keyboard even if the game is better to most on controller. He just doesn't get how to use the controller and my dad has the same problem he can only play PC but owns on a n64. It's weird but it's their generation even tho asmon is like 25 years younger than him

[@THExRISER]

5:55 "What do you think I am, a fucking loser? A fucking nerd?" "Yes." EDIT: 6:54 Apparently it was so funny it had to be included again a minute later.

[@sirrahma1690]

I have been wondering why asmo seems like he has some kind of anger issues but after hearing how his friends sound I don't wonder anymore. If my friends were such twats I would be constantly pissed too :D

[@sirrahma1690]

@KZbin is #1 BS well you sure sound like a salty twat too. Are you one of asmos friends?

[@RealRinka]

"What do you think I am a fucking loser, a fucking nerd" "Yes..." Good edit

[@raggadubdubgaming]

0:37 that is me!

[@thehomiegrindelwald7278]

3:04 lmfao idk what hes on about but he's probably right

[@benzass95]

5:23 what the hell just happened?!

[@abeyma2242]

5:54 lol perfect.

[@jasonthegame10]

5:55 Asmon: What do you think I’m a fucking loser? A fucking nerd? NPC: Yes. 😂😂😂

[@suba7320]

Asmongold really impressed me when he quit the Nameless King one day. Then he comes back the next day, takes him down to 10% health on the first attempt then just keeps dodging his attacks while doing a speech to show how he had learned the fight inside out. That is how it's done

[@dimlydumbor934]

True, but he did practice off screen about 150 times he said

[@adammclaughlin845]

The nameless king looks like an aeldari avatar.

[@azertu2u2]

Asmongold and his guy watching and flaming are great

[@nickp3949]

5:23 This taught me more about rape than any sex ed class

[@TheNuts1225]

Farming covenant items on PC is a nightmare with hackers.

[@matildezilio8948]

"What do you think I am, a fucking loser? A fucking nerd?" "Yes" Omg Orbeck ily 😭😂

[@kaalsevulom]

I just fucking love that the only thing that the channel called "Best of Asmongold" does is mocking Asmongold😂

[@DragonTamer31K]

Calls himself the god but didn't remove the blue estus from his inventory slot

[@kanick1983]

The R1 spams are strong with this dude......

[@MrRaposaum]

2:10 "YoU aRe NoT pLaYiNg ThE gAmE rIgHt!" lol sounded like every sweaty nerd loser ever

[@ehxon4615]

2:16 that came from the heart

[@BARRYCARRY]

Biggest twitch actor I’ve ever seen

[@sneakycudi3896]

5:30 funniest part

[@Asshat-ey4nf]

Yeah

[@delabuse]

5:55 Chad Orbeck.