ASMR Loop: Nutrition Response Testing - 1 Hour

[@Shizbam]

Holy shit she put him in Bluetooth priority mode, now I got this dude paired to my Nissan.

[@ASMRLoopz]

This is my new favorite! LMAO. Pinning this

[@Shizbam]

Hahaha it’s funny if you picture his arm as an antenna, he’s so concentrated on blasting his signal all over town lmao

[@roquefortfiles]

Watch out . She'll dose ya!!

[@roquefortfiles]

@Rory Barrett Thank you KZbin spammer!!

[@demiseitrofv]

🤣😂📶

[@lars1296]

“Tonsils are strong.” Leo didn’t have the heart to tell her they were removed when he was 10.

[@ReaperActual518]

Come on now she must of them during her *Body Scan*

[@Rockki2]

Leo didn’t have the tonsils to tell her he had no heart.

[@darthdorkus]

*must've

[@roquefortfiles]

Careful!! She'll dose ya!!

[@TanyaK771]

@@Rockki2 Amazing 🤣🤣

[@Travelling_wm]

This is actual Katherine after she drank plenty of water and had a wonderful response.

[@lars1296]

😂

[@paperchaser4176]

Hahah only the OGs will understand that

[@ellikirves5186]

Katherine with a fewer shades of purple

[@Clementine3107]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it's the purple shirt innit 🤣🤣

[@lekoman]

Dr Shaye shaves years off!

[@BGRANT777X]

I can't come to terms with how stupid this is and how much I love it.

[@manuelgiraldo3808]

I thought I was the only one😂😂😂😂😂

[@rubenreyes1784]

😂😂😂😂

[@dekudude8888]

Nah man wiggling your arm while poking your body and saying the name of organs or medicines to determine their effectiveness is so sensical

[@GalacticGamingClips]

I’ll be your 300th like 🎉

[@gingechicken7394]

I'm a nursing student. Its not the methods bc the placebo effect is real! It's the "this helps with... some chemicals" like around 2:00. Claim therapeutic effect, sure, but don't claim or fake knowing the chemical makeup of the body if you can't even name the main hormones, ions, and chemicals involved in heart function omg.

[@bobholt6217]

Leo's wife, who is also coincidentally his beneficiary for his million dollar life insurance policy, suggested he get off his heart meds and try nutrition response testing!

[@lesleymcilroy7883]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IrinaVanRonkel]

😂 lol

[@snookerjam]

Haha omg

[@edwardjamesjr1]

This is like a FARSIDE cartoon caption!

[@Travelling_wm]

Coincidentally shes also the woman performing the test.

[@Bevzthejcs]

Its strange that absolute quackery often makes the best ASMR.

[@midlight9758]

Michael Bevan I read somewhere for many the ASMR response is triggered by one person focusing on another person, so I guess it makes sense.

[@omfgSHORYUKEN]

What's quackery about it? I had to hold a banana in hospital to treat covid and I was cured a few days after infection

[@djbongwater]

this mans fallen asleep to his fair amount of crystal treatments

[@seanmontgomery801]

Quackery shmackery.That looks very impressive, this lady seems professional trying to cure the gent struggling with his health.Looks like that would tickle.

[@itheuserfirst3186]

It's almost as if modern social media has allowed them to become more successful with their quackery than if they were just a hole in the wall. Just call it ASMR. It's useful, but less than they advertize.

[@SeMDesu]

0:05 German lady reading an instruction on how to turn on the asian nazi robot, 1944, colorized.

[@LazzarrusLong]

Nailed it! 😆

[@Raion]

😂😂😂

[@BakedBeans6969]

Brilliant

[@CalvinHikes]

It's like when a kid pretends to be a doctor. They don't quite understand it so they just make stuff up and spit words out which sound adult to them.

[@je5107]

It’s about... chemicals. These are good for... chemicals?

[@ShakeyHorse7788]

Indubitably!

[@itheuserfirst3186]

@@je5107 Energy! it's always energy.

[@mandarian87]

I’d like to see you try and put an Asian guy’s happy heart into Priority Mode

[@miselneral]

I concur

[@pooledogg775]

'One for high blood pressure, two for high blood pressure.' "For fucks sake Leo! Learn your goddamn lines! That's it. No banana!"

[@ireneannejones7771]

😂😂😂😂

[@dekudude8888]

"Misbehaving patients will not be given The Banana™️©️®️"

[@Melissairv]

Bro I came here to sleep now I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂

[@mikeromeo3579]

That's prolly true too lmao

[@AlixFiori]

I love how Leo takes a break from holding that arm up straight whenever she's not watching

[@brandongaskins9045]

🤣🤣🤣

[@whodatking26]

I love how you address him by his name Leo

[@mikemckinney1564]

We found that the heart is Leo’s priority today. What gave it away? His two blood pressure medications?

[@Seminolekev]

No, it was clearly connecting his pointer and his thumb lol

[@rdmbyks]

well she did do the body check tho :P

[@t_train3796]

She put him in "priority mode." Revolutionary 😱

[@leec7519]

He also takes thyroid meds but it didn't show up on the body scan.

[@chuckles8519]

Well the tonsils were happy, what do you want?

[@strawbarry7834]

the ASMR community is the best. we all have watched the same videos so many times, we've memorized the lines. then we cross-post to other videos, and it literally becomes the funniest, most wholesome experience in the world. no hate. just jokes, fun, and good times. I love you all and I mean that sincerely.

[@ASMRLoopz]

no doubt! Cheers!

[@shuttergirlUK]

Can I have a banana? 😁

[@strawbarry7834]

@@shuttergirlUK I think if I were relaxed in a therapist's office and they told me we were about to do the "banana test", I sincerely would still be laughing to this day.

[@a.m.9474]

Putapitofpapah!

[@robinho5135]

Excuse my sandwich breath

[@louie.vision.5255]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fuckin mental this is.

[@eoJeilrahC]

Genuinely had me questioning myself. What the fuck is this 😭

[@nyhyl]

PRIORITY MODE ACTIVATED

[@Aker66]

Yeah I can’t begin to understand the thought process behind this. Why did he stop taking his meds? Why is arm positioned like a Nazi salute. Why does he hold a piece of fruit in hand? The woman is so casual too as if this an easy day at the shop.

[@javiervilla254]

Saul Shay’s sister

[@Giuliano2102]

I think this could work well if you are raised like that, meaning healthy and taking care of yourself. But it’s up to one point where this stuff won’t work with complicated elderly problems. This guy is trying to stop taking one pill just to take another one & it’ll definitely not cure him.

[@lowfidelity499]

I love where he turns to the camera unprompted and just starts listing his medications.

[@ReaperActual518]

Lmao its so random

[@Algorithm_Poison]

Yeah almost like the whole thing was staged...

[@bornsmooth92]

He's been programmed well

Notice he lists 4 meds... and she recommends 4 meds lol... lucky he's going to get off his medication

[@TheSteadyRoadHome]

🤣😂

[@FINKFINK100]

I watched it several times. Every time Leo says "one for high blood pressure" I promptly add "two for high blood presssure" before he remembers the exact dose.

[@lekoman]

So helpful of you.

[@clintondavid525]

I just did the same thing in my head!

[@ssazerac]

“But take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark this is…”

[@beachthor1]

I am crying after reading this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ccdrz]

He doesn’t even say what 2 of what he’s talking about

[@BoardgameLiker]

“What do you have going on here? Ok, that.... and not that.” Such clarity!

[@junodonatus4906]

"It's chemicals...this helps with chemicals" 🙄

[@Andrew-pl8kz]

Heart is the priority 😂😂😂

[@rollinstoned6311]

Yeah. Hahaa, and poor dude event getting any banana...

[@user-jh2ts2eb4q]

That......and not that......best line ever.....omg 🤣

[@meatandfish]

Poor lad is just waiting for a high five and she's just toying with him

[@ASMRLoopz]

lol I shoulda named the video "Left Hanging". Missed opportunity!

[@yuothineyesasian]

She doesn't know he's been hailing the Fuhrer for twenty minutes straight.

[@rollinstoned6311]

Or just one dedicated nazi

[@mikemasiello5965]

LMAO!

[@LazzarrusLong]

Dude I’m lmao 😂

[@RobBrens]

The comments sections that continue to bring together asmr extended universe are constant source of entertainment

[@nosferaturr]

Haha thats true :)

[@jakehandley3366]

this is a wonderful response

[@funkytechnician1]

Lovely little guide lines...

[@roquefortfiles]

That but not that. Is a 5 degree arm bend enough to know?? I mean how do you really know?? Oh that was a 2 degree arm bend. He doesn't want that. Is 10 degrees enough for 2 cardio plus?? How do you know? You can bend your arm all you want but how far if she doesn't dose you?

[@dankraus2772]

And today on Things People Will Do Before They Try Diet and Exercise

[@CalvinHikes]

Lol.

[@argentamlf856]

After.

[@flclub54]

Lol right 😁

[@dannysunwantedopinions]

Brilliant 😂👍, I’m gonna have to steal that

[@G-Fi-High]

Lmao exactly

[@choldenYJ21]

"No bananas for you yet" *rewatches for the 23rd time, hoping he finally gets that banana*

[@gorgdemorg9381]

🤣🤣🤣🍌

[@bradgauldin8643]

Hahahahahaha

[@katerinamekel]

🤣🤣🤣

[@zephead4835]

Nope.

[@Travelling_wm]

Only in priority mode.

[@pauljackson1975]

The sheer commitment of this woman to never question any of this, It's impressive. Just fully committed, so pure in intention

[@jordanalexander2555]

These comments are everything. I have been crying-laughing for 10 minutes.

[@kmargy18]

Same! Put this on to go to sleep 20 mins ago but oh well

[@LouiseHultcrantz]

Same haha I'm not so tired anymore😂

[@randy7068]

I'm just here for the banana. :P

[@S_Patty0331]

The sicko mode one got me the best lmaoo

[@mudrickk]

Me too

[@adriennepeters4470]

I thought I was the only weirdo who loved these crazy nutrition testing vids. Thanks for looping so I don't have to constantly hit repeat. Btw I hope this guy didn't stop taking his heart meds.

[@jbeng15]

Don't worry,here I am

[@roytrevino9714]

Omg same here!! I watched this almost every night for months.

[@ASMRLoopz]

I love reading comments like this. Thanks for the support!

[@clear_gray_sky539]

Have you seen “ he who walks in 2 worlds “ video . It’s great asmr quackery

[@adriennepeters4470]

@@clear_gray_sky539 oh yeah! Love that one!

[@alejandrososa5146]

“Give it to me straight doctor, what’s my diagnosis?” “Priority mode, what do you have going on here? That, and not that” “What a relief, thank you!!”

[@Jjangbunbun]

🤣

[@NaturalWorksWellnessMassage]

😂😂😂 came looking for this and you did not disappoint 😂

[@Berengier817]

Doctor? Lol you're setting that bar very high there

[@ashtonc1]

The original video has comments disabled so I’m so glad that this video was reuploaded. These comments are golden!

[@ASMRLoopz]

Absolutely. One of my favorite parts of the ASMR Community!

[@Sumd3vil]

They turned comments off for Cranial Nerve sandwich breath video. All of dr. Kelly’s videos have the turned off now.

[@TuberoseKisser]

@@Sumd3vil well yeah people are getting off of life saving meds, she's promoting dangerous practices.

[@joevaghn457]

@@Sumd3vil She's not promoting dangerous practices. And those videos are getting their comments disabled because edge-lords won't stop the god-awful spamming or mocking. It's so fucking annoying, I don't blame them at all.

[@jakehandley3366]

golden as a banana

[@currieleo]

I was really hoping she would do a series of triangles which we call 'triangles'

[@orlanskimer]

do you think he heard his blood flowing?

[@manny_f]

A series of squares which we called, you guessed it, squares.

[@alamobr]

@@orlanskimer You don't have much energy going down to your legs. Is your job a sedentary job?

[@dankraus2772]

Are you stupid? That man was in Priority Mode, triangles would have shot right down his arm and prolapsed his anus in the *best case scenario*

[@ValVolfson]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@MossEYE-]

I like how the heart senses what medication is in the bottle under his shirt to tell her whether it wants to take the pills or not 🤣🤣

[@Travelling_wm]

Me: Not buying this BS. Her: Pulls out banana. Me: "Oh word?"

[@alexaa515]

this reminds me of the kombucha girl video where she’s like “no.” *pulls out banana* “WELL......” 😂

[@Travelling_wm]

@@alexaa515 Sounds like an episode idea for Portlandia

[@ambrosiaj6283]

🤣🤣🤣

[@earlzhawnang6201]

well, his arm is not "lovely and floppy"

[@805tmann]

Best comment ever because only the real ones know 😂

[@deadpool8340]

Queen Hollie Berry laughs at this poor version!!

[@Datguy1984]

@@joshnic6639 Hollie Berry

[@ahrdekoning]

No, that's another body part.

[@Nuggets230]

Hollie❤️

[@Milliardo__Peacecraft]

"Leo takes 4 pills for his health, with my psuedo science I plan to help him by replacing those with.....4 other pills"

[@edwardjamesjr1]

I was looking for someone saying this 😂

[@eancola6111]

@citrosoda5370I just swallowed a whole bottle, I’m gonna be immortal

[@07foxmulder]

I love the juxtaposition between ASRM videos and their comment sections lol One second I’m super relaxed and could fall asleep and then next I’m in tears laughing. Comedy gold.

[@sittingduck4771]

She should have checked his leg lenght. I hear it's an important part in their job

[@Sumd3vil]

I've seen that tactic picked up by many of these quacks.

[@luckyluke552]

You know it's a good diagnostician if they can eyeball a 32nd of an inch

[@LandsLife]

Don't forget to scribble some lines on your paper every time you check!

[@Hardkoretan]

@@Sumd3vil you think it's healthy for your body if one of your legs are shorter than the other?

[@zairoxs]

specially when healing over the phone

[@NP-we3rc]

this is essentially what playing as a pharmacist with my siblings as a kid looked like LMAO

[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

She literally came out of nowhere with that banana lmao

[@apatheticallyconcerned6574]

She IS bananas. btw, thank you for years of ASMR help with my sleep! I love you!

[@Kermit_the_DILF]

I think that was her lunch

[@conorfennell8475]

Spoilers!! Jeez I didn't get to that part yet

[@svensvenkill]

And then whipped it away again sharpish. No bananas for us yet. 😭

[@randy7068]

It was in his pants. Either that or he was just glad to see her.

[@ryanbates8816]

Went in for a body scan in priority mode, came out with a stiff shoulder but happy tonsils 👌

[@funkytechnician1]

Drink plenty of water

[@jerrysproule1986]

Lmao!!!!!

[@crabmannyjoe2]

And a happy heart. ❤

[@NegotiableHemingway]

And not a happy wallet

[@metallicoustic6733]

I love how the beginning of each loop has her still smirking from the previous banana routine

[@whodatking26]

I can't figure that part out. I can make sense of all the other nonsense she pretends to do, except for the banana.

[@wades9327]

We found out that Leo's heart is his priority today. Leo has a happy heart. The mental health of internal organs is always so neglected.

[@SwanRonsonDonnyJepp]

The heart is very happy. He's seeing two lungs at the same time 😂

[@metallicoustic6733]

Priority mode, holy shit. C'mon Leo.

[@asmrbynature3057]

What's actually going on here..Ive watched for years but after many years of watching All these asmr vids...this lady really takes the 🎂🥮 cake...she truly reminds me of a very confident 5 year old..

[@alrivers2297]

So true, lol

[@J_Klutch]

Do some research, goofball. You have the entire internet at your disposal, yet you want us to tell you what's going on here. I'm growing more and more annoyed with people like you.

[@drakky1227]

I genuinely cannot explain it in a comprehensive way, the many pages on it looks like a fever dream. From what I can gather, the test’s purpose is designed to listen to the body for the root causes by checking all pressure points. Essentially, it’s a muscular test that forces the body to respond by dropping the arm down due to the automatic nervous system reducing energy to the extended arm. Then the treatment options afterward is to essentially ask the body if you want “X nutrients” and see if the body responds. If so, give “X”, if not, don’t give “X”. The whole test is based on a thought that the body knows what it needs and will respond accordingly if placed in close proximity. It’s the same thought process as “I want a Banana” which could mean your body is running low on Potassium. Accuracy depends on the physician, it’s got no scientific reasoning behind it at all. It’s a big placebo effect of a test. Thats about all I can say on it without popping multiple blood vessels trying to rack my head around the concept and how it came to be.

[@joannepollak5843]

Sure beats an MRI scan 😂

[@nuneztonytntn]

Him: I'm here because I take medication for my heart Her: I can tell there's something wrong with your heart

[@leec7519]

The last line always gets me. His body rejects the banana and they share a warm laugh. "No bananas for you...yet."

[@luked5001]

“One cardio plus. You don’t need a lot” Leo “what a relief”

[@aburke0823]

“Tonsils actually are strong.” *Leo to himself*: joke’s on you I had my tonsils out in ‘93

[@roquefortfiles]

Watch out. She's gonna dose ya.

[@jamesvinson4387]

I love how she announces all of Leo's anatomy out loud, as if to give this nonsense more an air of legitimacy lol

[@kayedie6677]

LOL this reminds me of my mom’s friend who would always test for allergies using some magnet and arm-pushing system. i knew it was total crap even when i was a kid but i always let her do it because i found it kind of relaxing 😂

[@bornsmooth92]

I cannot stop with this, it's just, so absolutely insane. How are they not laughing?

[@kristina__marie]

"Lemme just trundle my collection of empty DoTerra bottles into the front of your shirt real quick & tuck a couple decorative rocks from Hobby Lobby into the crevices around your body while I randomly list the only organs I know... it really does wonders for those needing help with the 'chemicals,' especially when I kicked it into 'priority mode.'" 😂

[@tcohen1215]

Priority mode ftw

[@ianrowland463]

That’s good. Good. That’s good.

[@trevorperkins4585]

The thing that gets me it's that they're doing this just like in her living room

[@Lauren80s]

You sound like maybe you’re not a NRT believer 😂

[@AbylHubble]

Haters will say it's fake 😅

[@StealthySpace7]

I love that the most scientific experience these people have is saying the word “chemical”

[@sirmount2636]

I still trust them more than pharmaceutical companies lmao

[@pinraspberry7768]

@@sirmount2636 goddamn you're screwed then

[@sirmount2636]

@@pinraspberry7768 Nope. Healthy as fuck

[@redlightning9130]

@@sirmount2636 health until not healthy, where will you go then?

[@derp195]

@@redlightning9130 I love these anti science types. Of course they don’t trust big pharma right up until they need some prescription medication.

[@frikisfrakis4755]

This is why I love asmr. Come for the sleep aid and find new hoohaw magical nonsense.

[@craffte]

This. And Mr. Bean. A fabulous Sunday evening.

[@bluepandaman]

When people first see this: What the hell is this nonsense? 1 month later: Hey everyone, back for my nightly viewing.

[@ASMRLoopz]

careful- that's how they getcha! ;)

[@turkosam807]

Got 1am and watching it 😂😂

[@CrossingDeLStreet]

Her: “This also helps with…some chemicals” Him: Seems legit.

[@Berengier817]

Something tells me his physician wasnt involved in this

[@TirarADeguello]

This man has strong tonsils...

[@SillyismThe]

My man

[@benjamin879]

And the tonsils are very happy. Great!

[@TirarADeguello]

@@benjamin879 happy little Tonsils.

[@rae7864]

Ayyy mah man 😂💕

[@seanmahoney7722]

Ah.. The creepy ASMR fella...

[@MizfitZer0]

This woman is asmr perfection. She should of kept making videos with multiple clients and uploaded to youtube regularly, her channel would of blown up huge

[@owlthree6562]

Multiple clients= Multiple deaths (I do love the asmr tho

[@ASMRLoopz]

Sacrifices must be made!

[@diaz5292]

She's good, but she's no Diana Davidson...lol

[@dannwan8537]

@@owlthree6562 lol

[@274pacific]

Blown up huge, just like Leo’s heart.

[@TheLaughingHeartASMR]

Someone in the comments on the original video wrote ‘Hitler’s sleep position’ and I haven’t stopped laughing since 😊

[@asylalim]

Hitler's favourite medical exam.

[@lughildana]

They give you amphetamines?

[@asylalim]

@@lughildana THEY?!

[@lughildana]

@@asylalim nutrition people?

[@asylalim]

@@lughildana why would they?

[@lughildana]

@@asylalim Hitler was given amphetamines by his doctors. I was trying to make a joke

[@glenncoleman6253]

We’re going to get Leo off his medication. And replace it with a shitload of my stuff.

[@kevingeldard3550]

What are you talking about? With nutrition response testing, she was able to get Leo down from four pills to four other pills.

[@nathancumming1]

I find this comment very negative. He's only been given one Cardio Plus ffs! And now he has a very happy heart so stop being so bloody cynical! Poor guy not even allowed bananas

[@gbrea6137]

If she can put someone into "priority mode" I can trust her

[@LaSK22-l5b]

Stuff that is “chemicals, which help with chemicals” as opposed to traditional medicine which is, uh, chemicals that have been proven to help. Unfortunately these quacks will always find people desperate enough to fall for it.

[@ViceroyIcarus]

I kinda wanna book a session like this, not cause I believe it but I wanna see if its as relaxing in person as it is to watch

[@paulino4722]

You will Die by pain in shoulder sooner than be relaxed imo

[@carla2016]

I've done it, it's bizarre. A lot of the provider waving her arms around, tapping on me, and moving my arms around. To test a food, they put it in one hand and see if they can push the other arm down. If they can, that food is not good for you. If they cannot push your arm down, that food is ok. It's been around for a long time, I've seen where it's called a parlor trick.

[@userjim83]

Plus you have a 50/50 chance of getting a banana

[@brock9119]

I love how she moves her body and not her arm when the arm is supposedly giving a stiff response, yet when the arm moves, her arm is moving but not her body, either makes it’s good asmr

[@LucySoo1]

Ohh yeh! You’re right

[@ginoferrarese9440]

This it a total scam but a good asmr... So no bananas btw

[@kennethclark9281]

Dang, that was spot-on observation!.....I've watched this video a zillion times and just now noticed this after reading your comment

[@zeppibaya]

You mean... This is all just bullshit?

[@ruthl3ssstudio163]

Noticed that right away! She moves her whole body to make it seem likes she's trying really hard to push it but it's stiff.

[@saintdenis11]

I lost it when she pulled out the banana.

[@AndrewKlem]

saintdenis11 hahaha I am not there yet I cannot WAIT

[@faithdoerner9262]

So did he apparently 😂😂

[@matatosky]

"Prostate, bladder, suspension of disbelief, kidney, hopeless gullibility, adrenal." Yup. He's all there.

[@gogglespisano24]

😂😂😂

[@rafaelblares]

I put a bottle of beer on my belly and my body said I need more.

[@hoodieman04]

i knew this was gonna be good when she touched his collar bone and said “lungs” 😂😂

[@dekudude8888]

Is that not where you breathe? What? Are your lungs in your fucking chest or something? Okay buddy

[@abraxsis]

The lung apex is found under the collar bones, that is primary location of pancoast tumors of the lungs.

[@gbrea6137]

@@abraxsis my lungs are in my neck idk about you

[@lmhla1071]

@@gbrea6137 Your lungs cannot be in your neck, they need to be smaller - way smaller.

[@reneegudex8375]

Pain in the shoulders and upper back can also be associated with some lung issues. Look up refered pain charts physcians use it all the time.

[@Evan-lr8nq]

His priority is his heart. Her priority is his wallet.

[@JohnTitor20361]

LOL

[@BioYuGi]

"With the help of nutrition response testing and his physician." I'm pretty sure that his Physicians help with this was telling him don't go to a nutrition response testing center

[@tcohen1215]

I've been in this situation. Sometimes you have crazy patients that want to do the alternative stuff also so rather than fight with the patient they just say ok you can do both but you need to come see me also

[@Travelling_wm]

0:20 When we found out Leo's Heart was a priority. 1:27 When she found out.

[@lowfidelity499]

Perfect comment

[@A.I.Mmusic]

Oof

[@tomloiselle2785]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jimpickins7900]

you assumed whereas she had him do 5 nazi salutes to make sure it was his heart cos shes a proffessional

[@w.hayesconner1317]

It’s amazing how much diagnostic work is accomplished by naming people’s organ systems while giving them tylenol to hold, and being careful to hand them a closing banana.

[@kizzy2874]

I'm going to take Leo off all his medication that works, and replace them with my chemicals that wave at me when placed on his chest.

[@ReaperActual518]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tommy123333]

Lol think I would get this done just for the ASMR !!

[@ashtonc1]

It’s all fun and games until she starts replacing the medication I need with her “chemicals”

[@Foogayzee]

I believe that's part of the reason it works. Such as with reiki or other things, you can feel tingly from asmr and feel better

[@TXcowb0y]

I mean, it ain’t doing anything else for ya...

[@vxrdrummer]

I always thought that. These people get ASMR and think it has worked. I was seeing a girl that used to do healing so I asked her to do it to me for chronic pain. I got no benefit except for tingles during the 'healing'. I just kept on letting her try though!!! It was Tingle city...but the shame was that tingles don't heal nerve damage. Who knew?!?!

[@justh3r338]

I think that's why most people do this stuff

[@Dudedragon83]

I need a collab with her and the Gem Stone therapy lady to tag team someone. Unexpected ASMR Gold right there 🤩

[@ASMRLoopz]

Gem Stone Lady is so friggin wonderful. Put me to sleep many times!

[@miasmacaron]

God I need some new quack ASMR, the tingles start to leave once I have the entire thing memorized.

[@captainsponge7825]

glad i am not alone in this feeling lol

[@aseriesoftriangleswecalltr6065]

Imagine a party with us ASMR comment section enthusiasts. It won`t be relaxing but lots of fun and some healing.

[@juliapigworthy]

50% feel nothing at the time, but within 24 hours of the healing 90% reported their symptoms were diminshed or gone.

[@Sgtviolence]

Maybe if she drank some water, her response would be a better better.

[@LesleyHayes4]

Energy healings do it for me. Utter nonsense but the gentle personal touch and well-meaning nature makes me tingle every time.

[@melgeezy3325]

Priority Mode: Leo.exe has stopped working. Would you like to launch sandwich breath scan?

[@je5107]

That’s hilarious. I want to fightfightfight.exe

[@melgeezy3325]

@@je5107 Hahaha xD that's a bit more appropriate.

[@basicguy99]

I haven’t laughed this hard in days. Thanks

[@nerdpsr91]

launch recognition program: >tv >watch >book

[@joribremer5260]

nerdposer_ Red face program starts..

[@nikole2139]

I actually went to Miranda for a while a few years back and idk if the nutrition response testing really worked but she did give me an olive and castor oil skin care regiment that cleared my acne after years of trying products with no success. She genuinely wants to help people jokes aside

[@craffte]

Is this in Ohio, just wondering.

[@craffte]

Oh and by the way, I have some land in Florida, that I am really trying to get rid of, for a great price- Are you interested?

[@glauco_rocha]

​@@crafftewhat the actual fuck

[@Mrmudbone_gaming]

I’ve seen this 17 times to see if Leo finally wants the banana.

[@Lima_Golf_Bravo]

Oh, he WANTS it. There’s just no bananas for him yet.

[@jakehandley3366]

legend has it they’re still checking 🍌

[@juliapigworthy]

Spolier alert: he never opts for the banana.

[@nyyankeesbaby7]

Why even get an echo or EKG when u have this lady’s little abacus and bottle of rocks? #happyheart

[@bzeefs3]

Sure you could go do those fancy medical tests but is it nearly as good as getting a body scan featuring priority mode?

[@craigskillen3053]

Dead

[@taylorellis6358]

I totally understand strong tonsils. That is the MAIN muscle group I focus on when working out.

[@ovrezy]

Never skip tonsil day!

[@nicolep1727]

This dude look like a fish from spongebob

[@wtz529]

That’s freaking funny. I thought the guy looked different but couldn’t place it. You absolutely nailed it haha

[@StayHomeAndDoNOTHING]

Looks like a resident of Innsmouth

[@jwho5781]

Just..thank you

[@jackrobinson1073]

“YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH”

[@artycharr]

@@jackrobinson1073 "MY LEG!"

[@jona7326]

Why is quackery so damn relaxing?

[@stickman787]

I like how she says this is what it looks like instead of explaining how any of it works

[@rammhamster]

Jackpot! His wallet is in priority mode after this check up!

[@dustinjames7572]

The ASMR was so great. Was falling asleep as I had hoped. Then I went to the comments. No sleep for me tonight hahaha

[@billythemt]

I like when she plays his body like it’s a keytar.

[@asmrtiststudio4634]

I was close to being really sleepy till I read this and now I can’t stop giggling

[@Bladesmobile]

Ok leo going to put you in ‘susceptible to bull shit’ mode

Leo's physician must be a real pro to refer him to this specialist.

[@charles.e.g.]

This is the most bizarre thing that I have ever seen. And I love every minute of it. ❤

[@larrywayne6254]

"No bananas for you." My 2020, summed up in 4 words.

[@mikemckinney1564]

So glad Leo found her! His doctor is clueless and probably didn’t even check his pinky thumb tip to tip!

[@scottgalatas4244]

When she said “lets see if the banana works for you” I thought this was about to go a different direction

[@BoardgameLiker]

Love the fake lean she does when pushing on his arm, like she’s really putting some weight behind it. 🤣

[@JessSoapbox]

I am rolling on the floor right now lmao. 🤣

[@sustomusickillsyoutube]

Came here to say this

[@TheYoden85]

@@JessSoapbox why?...... are you on fire?

[@Yermawsrat]

@@JessSoapbox I have shat myself in laughter

[@Travelling_wm]

When his arm goes down by mistake but she still says "good".

[@fififitz]

Miranda was my landlord in the beginning of covid and this is filmed in the basement lmao this lady is so wild she was always trying to get me to take various supplement concoctions and do this nutrition response testing

[@glauco_rocha]

Holy shit, really? From the time when you had contact with her, how do you remember her? Was she real crazy, like an unhinged cult member, or is this whole thing just a persona to make business look more convincing?

[@a.m.9474]

Have you met Leo?

[@LazzarrusLong]

We need answers here! 🤌🏼🤓

[@JTScott1988]

You know her???

[@sitedrm]

Quackery like this is popular for ASMR because a calming and authoritative manner is how these people convince their customers that they know what they're doing and are providing a useful service, when in fact the only service they really provide is relieving people of their excess cash.

[@randommusings0151]

One day, Leo will get his banana. Not this time. Not on the 10th time I watch this. Or the 50th. But I'm sure it'll happen one day.

[@cheddarcheese089]

The higher the level of quackery equals more unintentional ASMR. Only exception to this rule is Bob Ross.

[@shaunsmith9801]

She's doing it wrong. First step is always to establish what we call triangles

[@nnhk0056]

If she had his arm would go lovely and floppy

[@greenpen4145]

We need a series of them

[@Sumd3vil]

Your left leg was 32nd of an inch shorter, I healed that.

[@ReaperActual518]

Neither the doctor nor the patient got red in the face.

[@kkownzor]

Alexander clarified this, it can only be done by following the lovely little guidelines

[@doyounotknow]

the comments on these videos from folks who don’t believe in woo-woo but are ride or die for ASMR are such wholesome snark

[@enderfem]

Me to a T.

[@user-em9bk6vw1c]

@Jayden Harrison i got phucking PTSD from reading it.

[@sirmount2636]

They’re afraid of anything outside what they’ve been taught

[@MrMustacrackish]

Are you saying ASMR is in the same category as this nonsense? ASMR is woo-woo?!

[@kozmokrisp6955]

I hope his happy heart gets all the chemicals he needs. Just always make sure you're in priority mode guys

[@smfritz8571]

The look on his face is priceless, took him 5 seconds to realize he wasted his money

[@ASMRLoopz]

"I've made a terrible mistake"

[@lowfidelity499]

I feel fairly sure Leo’s been by a few times. This ain’t the first time he’s done that banana test. He secretly hopes he never passes the banana test so he can keep coming back. He pops by every so often hoping to catch her when he picks up more cardio plus and sp cleanse. He hasn’t found the courage to ask her out to dinner, so he keeps booking nutrition response tests instead.

@@lowfidelity499 I'd watch that, better romance than twilight

[@kkownzor]

@@lowfidelity499 hes fine though, if he was heartbroken he wouldnt have a very happy heart

[@LoveOfMine1]

6:32 questioning all of his life choices

[@adamheaston8772]

This is the weirdest hand job I’ve ever witnessed

[@laurenhornbuckle7003]

“What do we have going on? Okay, that. And not that.” Very specific 😂

[@FLITT]

I can't stop coming back to this madness... "It's one of the chemicals" 😂 "we've located the problem sir... Is somewhere on earth" 😂