🍉 Ranking all the food descriptions in ASOIAF with Glidus (Part 3)

George hungry.
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[@skilledwarman]

I love that of all the schwift / glidus stream series the food one is the one that's actually going to get finished

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

WHERE'S ME FECKIN' ALIGNMENT CHART STREAM???

[@skilledwarman]

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus I MUST KNOW IF MUSHROOM IS GOOD OR EVIL DANG IT

[@leohoffmanofficial1541]

And don't forget the Frank Herbert vs. George RR Martin test!

[@FatemaFantom]

Don't jinx it bro

[@04whim]

Don't count your bloody unborn boiled chickens before they hatch.

[@henriquecordal8995]

I won't rest until they rank Lady Hornwood's fingers 🙏 Greatest snub of all time

[@banksy9921]

Greatest nubs of all time

[@josenpottackal4028]

@@banksy9921 Stubs*

[@chadsummerchild1120]

Go to sleep! Maybe wipe some grease off your chin.

[@KaritKtana]

😱😱😱😭😵

[@quantummidget]

There's nothing quite like awaking from your slumber to a chorus of "Lord Beeeeesbury"

[@peculiarpangolin4638]

I can think of no better alarm 🐝🐝🐝

[@kingdancekiller]

“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.”

[@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit]

"Can you IMAGINE waiting 11 years for a book?" *delirious laughter*

[@clayheinzerling1852]

I'm not sure how much exactly I would pay for a full ASOIAF audiobook with schaft as narrator and glimbick doing the voices, but I would pay a lot

[@flintsrevenge4356]

Make it happen!

[@Kingedwardiii2003]

I would legit pitch in

[@paulg5507]

I didn't know how much I needed this until I just read that

[@francescapatti2934]

The problem would be that itd be like 17 times longer than the actual show 😂

[@leebarbs7176]

@@francescapatti2934That is a risk I'm FULLY willing to take for this lol

[@kennyhudson9201]

This is all we have at this point. 12 years of theorizing can make the mind turn to mashed potatoes, with butter, and bacon bits, and sour cream, salted to perfection.

[@francescapatti2934]

Covered in grease* 😂

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

I’m 26 years old, I think about that regularly. Truly GRRM understands the human condition.

[@janine7384]

"What is puking but the body saying 'I don't want it'?" Bravo

[@ankejl3830]

For the soundboard: of course "she kind of forgot about" and "secret tunnel!" I would further like to suggest "you're ruining EVERYTHING" -Sansa to Arya when she's fighting Joffrey and "seven hells" -Arya when Sansa goes on about how Joffrey is a golden lion

[@Briman13]

How about Robert yelling "WINE!" when he's talking to Jaime

[@mori1bund]

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!!! 😁

[@inkubus6192]

I think there’s very simple comedic potential in editing Jon’s line into “I- want it.”

[@hillbillypowpow]

​@@Briman13A HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER?

[@nevaehaho61]

@@Briman13I hope it’s just entirely Robert being Robert

[@dmdeign7116]

I like the idea of King Robert fighting giant crabs. He's probably used to fighting flea sized ones

[@DirtPerson]

Ayyyy

[@SisyphusianSaturnite]

I love listening to my favorite elderly couple bickering and talking about dragons and food.

[@theodoregoolsby7466]

I literally fell asleep last night listening to the first two food description rankings, this is a sign from the old gods.

[@bootlemonster]

There is but one true god. His name is Grrm

[@JJJJJVVVVVLLLLL]

same thing happened to me last night… it’s viral

[@zenebean]

Same, I should really stop using that log as a pillow

[@divkaur4410]

"Other things can dribble down people's chins!" - Glimbo, 2023

[@hibiscusflowers4436]

waiting with bated breath for theon’s live rat

[@zenebean]

"I don't wan' it"

[@carl3038]

This series of streams has the best thumbnails on youtube

[@av1718]

You really never know where these streams will go, thematically. Now they're talking about why mice have tails. All these tangents. All Alt Schwift X and Glidus streams are 10/10 in my book.

[@dookieshoe2905]

Nice shout-out to Davidreadsasoiaf. I try to spread the word whenever I can about this channel, those narrations are so good. I find them far superior to the official audiobook and I would be devastated if he deletes his channel. Also its the Reach that has the southern accent and it works perfectly. Then he performs every song in the story as well, with instruments. It's pretty incredible what he did all on his own.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Bro. Tf is this? This real?

[@dookieshoe2905]

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 uh...yeah. yes it's a real channel on KZbin.

[@jimjoebob12]

at 2:23:17 Alt Schwift X refers to himself as Alt Shift X?!?! someone please explain because those 2 people could not be more different

[@catinthebox9400]

They’re mute

[@djlovingway9131]

Loving this series! Before this series I really thought George's food descriptions were excessive and indulgent, but now I think they're excessive, indulgent, and profoundly meaningful as metaphors!

[@honestkyn718]

Yeah as a fat man myself food tells you a lot about people

[@raph3699]

Funny cause I read all the ASOIAF and never noticed that there was that many food description

[@evanmcloughlin5010]

An interesting note on the idea of language tending towards brevity - this is due to the fact that indo-european languages (incl. English) were horrifically complex, and have kind of had nowhere to go but towards simplicity. Many other language families are markedly less complex in comparison, and mandarin, for example, is actively becoming more complex.

[@SJ-yi3tu]

It's not the Dornish who have southern drawls--it's the Reachers and it's AMAZING. It's the exact perfect accent for those southern bells. A stroke of true genius.

[@zenebean]

2:32:20 Ah, so Jon is into monster girls. Might make marrying a whitewalker a bit easier edit: Omg Glidus's "people listen to us" and Schwifty's panicked stream ending is perfection.

[@miriamweiss4753]

can't believe they made another one on these, but the world will continue spinning, the grease chining (the verb of chin) , and the AOIAF community will continue procrastinating doing their main projects.

[@AGamerist]

Would you pronounce chining like shining or like winning?

[@miriamweiss4753]

@@AGamerist wining. Actually idk, maybe it's like the names in ASOIAF - there are no correct ways to pronounce it

[@miketrujillo3677]

​@@AGamerist doth rack eye

[@miriamweiss4753]

@@miketrujillo3677 how dare you (note my use of three one-Syllable words mirroring your separation of the three syllables of the word)

[@miketrujillo3677]

@@miriamweiss4753 I love grrm

[@francescapatti2934]

One of my favourite additions that are show only was Catelyn talking to Talisa about Jon Snow. I dont know really WHY I like it. I guess it shows that Cat does feel remorse and guilt for how she treated Jon who was objectively entirely blameless for what she believed were her husbands sins. I am not saying Cats feelings arent valid. I like that she is like that, she is a human being after all. It was a well done scene!

[@rise-my-angel]

Agreed, she recognizes what she has done in how she treated him, but can't just that last hoop to get to acceptance of him. Especially now that Ned is dead, it's likely shes trying to reconcile her feelings about the one son of his she despised. She's lost her two youngest boys and now the only two of Neds sons are Robb and Jon. And I think that scen is her trying to work through those conflicted feelings in her grief. Michelle Fairley's Cat being less hostile towards him I think works in the characters favour. That she knows its not Jons fault she hates him, but it was essier to blame him then Ned.

[@meng2976]

Just lost my job, needed this. Thanks guys ❤

[@ArrakisHeir88]

Good luck out there. If it helps, I'm employed and hate my current job almost enough to make me walk out.

[@brigittehuber9745]

@@ArrakisHeir88 I quit my job few month's back for exactly this reason. In the meantime, I found a new one I quite like. There's hope :) Don't give up - both of you!

[@MrVictorAyres]

I think Feast for Crows is underrated.

[@aaaarrmehearties]

truly the book of introverts, chaos demons and sociopaths . i will be the feast for crows defence lawyer if i must it's unhinged

[@ninacaracol]

feast is my fave

[@fox2569]

Feast on its own is a great introspective, retrospective, delicate dive into the minds of certain characters as their plans come to fruition and more than often fail. An excellent exploration of character development and a well earned long exhale from all the madness of prior events. It’s also fucking boring compared to the rest of the mainline books and nothing fucking happens.

[@pumpkin2477]

Feast is the best book in my opinion, dance is close second

[@iamnotagoose]

I think Feast for Crows is a book

[@nordicstarfish9794]

Glimbu and swæft should really dive into twin peaks, that would complete me

[@AshwinMisra]

The publishers will be looking for a new voice for TWOW audiobook. If I had the power I’d nominate you two. Glidus throwing a tantrum in sweet robins voice was the final nail in the coffin for me.

[@themurrrr]

YEEEEES, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR PART THREE!!!! How you manage to come up with this stuff AND make it so enjoyable is a testament to the great vibes, chemistry, humor and content you make together Much love from Curaçao (I listen to these while doing boring chores around the house that would otherwise make my brain go 🫠)

[@Cantskatemcd]

I would just like to answer a question of this livestream and say that there are 4 degrees of wikipedia separation from the Asshai section of the World of Ice and Fire wikipedia page and Noam Chomsky; namely Asshai -> Amethyst -> Koine Greek -> Grammar -> Noam Chomsky

[@seanmatthews4215]

I love that Schwifty is legitimately a separate split personality to Alt Shift X.

[@richardtabor8686]

I always thought the egg that cersei opens is a miscarriage.

[@HOTD108_]

Your mother always thought you were a miscarriage, Richard.

[@richardtabor8686]

That'd be funny if my father DID NOT literally want to end her pregnancy. But he did. So I'm not laughing. He's dick.

[@sealdude5581]

@@richardtabor8686 I'm sorry

[@miketrujillo3677]

​@@HOTD108_ David apologize you cannot speak to the other asoiaf nerds like thjs

[@richardtabor8686]

I'd have nver known. So from my perspective, fuck it. They could be the next Hannibal too.

[@sebastos7693]

Mr Schwift, I realize that you might not read this and also not be interested. But I'd like to recommend reading the realm of the elderlings books, as they share a lot of similar themes with asoiaf, although unlike George's work, they're finished.

[@anthastoned]

Feast is genuinely my favorite ASOIAF book 🥴

[@edpistemic]

Not gonna lie, EVERY time you play the Jon Snow clip you got an out loud laugh from me! Great comedy timing you two. Love ya!

[@ninjadolphin01]

I understand now there's a dozen version of Winds with different POVs

[@TheNetherlandDwarf]

43:29 Tangent but reading nahsa always reminded me of maas, which is the afrikanner pronunciation of amasi, fermented milk in isizulu, which I am fond of. Used it a lot in baking (I like to substitute it for greek or other thicker yogurts when in America/Europe which makes for a nice alternative that's still tart, but i've also been told buttermilk is similar). I remember people mixing it with milk or mieliepap when I was a child. Most definitely not an intentional parallel, but a fun little conicidence, which to me is what makes writing of all forms so wonderful.

[@jito7377]

Stormlight Archive is a strong argument for the power of oversized crabs

[@zenebean]

What if crabs... but dragons? Of course, there are also those axehounds, and I want one as a pet. A precious cockroach mutt

[@jito7377]

@@zenebean How about cricket infesting cities like pigeons? Total annoyance. But the grashoppers delivering mail are adorable.

[@branwen79]

I might have a tasty rock to throw at ya - have you seen the show Severance? Since I've watched it my tinfoil hat has been working overtime... it only has one season so far and a bit of extra lore (season 2 is in the making), but I absolutely love the original and dark idea it's based on and the meticulous details, can't wait to discover more about that world, and hoping that you and Glimbus will catch the bug too so we can talk some theories on a livestream ^^ Also, incase you really read these comments - you are one of my favorite content creators, I might not have survived the long ass wait for winds of winter without you. Thanks for the quality, consistency and magnificent voice

[@tirzahgayla]

So many would be thrilled with a Three Body Problem discussion!

[@richardtabor8686]

that "german voice" was fucking ON POINT 2:30:40 ish. Run RIGHT OVER Glimbus...or wtfever his name was/is/will be. "Where the hell did that come from???" LOLOLOLLLOOOOOOOOL

[@ZINGK123]

Truly was marvelous indeed

[@avah3643]

These live streams have so nicely synched up with my reread of asoiaf. Last time it was ASOS when I was reading it, and now it's the same with AFFC. And I have to say, on reread, AFFC is tied for my favourite asoiaf book.

[@kylechapman4623]

This is a feast for my ears.

[@BrimstoneVomit]

There ought to be a "Tailoring Tier List" at this point. I recall Georgie going hard on all the cloth-of-gold, gilding, gem-encrusting, and embroidery.

[@zvezdoblyat]

Unlike food, most people can surprisingly not picture elaborate detailed description of clothing

[@myujmes]

I love these videos I listen while working and rewatch to help fall asleep. this video has a perfect balance of stimulating and unstimulating content.

[@Breakdown10000X]

I appreciate that 40k reference with Laenor

[@idontknowyet5942]

I can't believe we're still going with this, good on y'all for keeping up with this.. do you eat while you do this? Would that make your ranking more biased or less if you analyzed these while hungry?

[@carson5090]

Schwifty has returned to bless us with more descriptions of food.

[@RomeroPortero]

Would absolutely love an Archer livestream!

[@emmaswift3764]

Finally got around to reading asoiaf and I have to thank y’all for alerting me to the absolute gem that is Dolorous Ed

[@quaithe1]

Lots of love for being a Juice Media fan. ❤

[@katiegrace9036]

these streams are so comfy

[@scubafire4]

I love y’all, but I really don’t think either of you understand what “lightning round“ actually means.

[@kasperbmathiassen]

Love this series :D

[@adonparker2214]

Just finished the stream now, loved it, had to comment that when Petyr tells Sansa to change, it’s out of dead Lisa’s fineries that she was very fond of. He was telling her to dress her station as “his bastard daughter”.

[@richardtabor8686]

yyuussss "there are coincidences in the real world that means nothing...there is no illuminati" Schwifty, 2023.

[@WanderingPropeller]

Archer stream from you guys - yes, please! Not dissing the rest of the streams. They’re delightfully silly and insightful.

[@evanmorkert9109]

feast is my favorite in the series by far. such a surprising meditation on the fallout of war

[@lorenzosilvio4054]

I gotta say even though Feast is a slow, weird book it’s my favorite book in the series. It’s very dark and it’s a slow burn but I love it so much

[@avengercannon]

The Alt Shift X format seems perfect for something like True Detective

[@lukemaher7901]

Oh my lord you’ve blessed us with another costream.

[@bigcringefest6790]

Idk who these guys are but they're funny asf or what ASOIAF is haven't seen or read it but im hooked on these food description video series and i play it in the background while I fall asleep sometimes

[@brickowls7886]

i LIVE for these ASOIAF food descriptions

[@isaacdeans4294]

With the pace schwift and glidus are going at, they are George Martin writ small

[@swayback7375]

I listening to this on national cannibal day… I’ve been hongry!

[@FakerName]

>why didn't he just say hummus? Hummus is old, but it only became popular in the English speaking word in the last 50 years. Its a pretty recent loanword. GRRM is just going for an olde timey feel to his vocab, nuncle

[@alexmckee4683]

But also hummus is more than just ground chickpeas. It has oil and spices in it, and sometimes garlic.

[@Carlossss12]

I’m drunk. And I’m watching this while eating rice pudding

[@tdraghi70]

Your Robin impression is PERFECT

[@PinkyJustice]

Hummus is often made with lemon juice... Maybe he's avoiding many of the lemon references ;)

[@martinkrog5943]

Oh lord They gone done did yet another one of these :D This makes Martin a happy camper :) Skål from da Norf, and keep up the good work And. . . SECRET TUNNEEEEEEEEEL !!!

[@KevinM491]

I live for these.

[@lunardying]

I didn't say anything last time because I thought tons of people would have corrected you, but in Scott Pilgrim it's actually Todd Ingram that punches a hole on the moon for Ramona. Later on, Envy tells that he did the same for her, explaining why there are two holes on the moon.

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Thank you! While we're here, Black Sheep slaps so hard it's unreal

[@shmittybacall1499]

The long waited trilogy

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

One thing: sharks come in many different sizes, from the size of a person's hand to the giant whale shark. So fighting a bunch of shark-sized crabs could be no biggie.

[@jackpfefferkorn3734]

Unless the crabs are the size of whale sharks.

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

@@jackpfefferkorn3734 Well said.

[@2intheampm512]

​@@cowsharkdefin6376How large are cow sharks?

[@greggkenshin360]

Slept through the livestream but cant wait to watch

[@jacarandaplus7594]

Thankyou for doing this during the Orthodox pentecost fast

[@MrFirecasters]

I consider it a great betrayal that KZbin did not notify me immediately after this was uploaded but here I am, ready for it!

[@halkitchen1838]

There’s no precedent for a dragon bonding with a second living rider but I don’t think they necessarily have to tie themselves in knots over avoiding it, it’s pretty obscure and not even a hard rule that’s been clearly established. If Laenor just isn’t around I think that’s reason enough for Seasmoke to remarry.

[@traviswright2648]

Please do an archer ranking based on their drinks choices.

[@traviswright2648]

I believe all characters in archer have a specific drink to them and what they would drink. You have 13 seasons to work off and a pseudo fan book

[@theprimo100]

I'm glad I watched DHMIS just in time to get that egg reference. Pesky Bee! ( Not Lord Beesbury, nothing pesky about him! 🐝🐝🐝)

[@trenchardjj]

Everything slowing down after a long hiatus is very on brand.

[@no_nekos_here1214]

I would eat Samwell Tarly. I could fix every one of his self esteem issues. Move aside, Gilly, more grease for my chin.

[@richardtabor8686]

love the dragon-eating question.

[@legalise.nuclearbombs]

HOW DO I KEEP MISSING THESE ??? I'M ON YT 24/7

[@biancaflo]

literally me

[@TheKingOfRooks]

48:31 I listened to this particular part as I was literally buttering a piece of toasted sourdough lol

[@Iknowwhereyoulive66]

Spinning the wheel until the Fat Man sings!!!! love it

[@miketrujillo3677]

The only series worth watching

[@shahruzghaemi3408]

So happy Tlön, Uqbar, orbus Tertius got a shoutout - it’s about fans and fandoms!! And theory streamers!! Not even kidding

[@cronchycatmom]

About the 1:43:00 is mark: Robert took the throne as he had Targaryen blood through his grandma. I forget where its stated, but they chose him as he had a blood claim

[@CODEXAMBROSIUS]

His grandmother was a targeryen

[@noahwebb8016]

Apparently gulls eggs are a highly sought ingredient and very delicious

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Just from the end of the stream, I'd absolutely love a video/some videos on Asimov's Foundation books (or even the entire universe from Robots through Empire to Foundation). Either that or some stuff on Le Guin's Hainish Cycle books would be cool

[@aminaa5824]

I’m so sad I missed this I love these

[@zacharysain8516]

“Other things can dribble down people’s chins”…”oh goodness” I’m fucking dead never stop these streams.

[@dontrunlikethat]

I would love to see some Twin Peaks content someday!!

[@huntertravassos6898]

I’ll never forgive you for forcing me to spend 10 hours of my life on this content 😭

[@MrFirecasters]

I love that the Hello Rock made a return!

[@clayheinzerling1852]

I will be all the way here for an archer stream

[@TheBaselessMountain]

While reading agot I realized that Ser Rodrick is a bed.. " Ser Rodrick said, "I have thought on how best to proceed while I lay abed" This is clear and undeniable evidence

[@TheBaselessMountain]

I truly wonder what type of bed Ser Rodrick is

[@TheBaselessMountain]

Well would you look at that now Eddard is ahorse too

[@TheBaselessMountain]

I wonder how many secret horses and beds there are

[@TheBaselessMountain]

Turns out bran sometimes is ahorse and robb knows about it and they plan to surprise their mother

[@TheBaselessMountain]

I forgot to keep track I've finished agot

[@alexmckee4683]

Beets and beetroot: you can eat the whole plant, leaf stem and root. So if you want to specify that you are eating the root part only i.e. pickled beetroot you generally specify it.

[@richardtabor8686]

yyyuuuussss!!! i love that we're all thinking now of WHEN not IF winds is coming out...ALL OF THE ABRIDGED! IN MY FACE!!!

[@cafi1999217]

literally the best duo since roger hodgson and rick davies