China discovering effects of Opium for the first time (1800 colonized) *Laughs in British*
@baldmendressedlikeeachothe42945 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in tea and crumpets*
@venerablepoof5 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in biscuits*
@toatrika24435 жыл бұрын
uhm, where can i choose "all of the above"?
@guishenStreetB4 жыл бұрын
You guys laughing in “gui lo”
@lmichael43075 ай бұрын
Londonistan discovering effects of multicultural enrichment for the first time Laughs in Arabic, Punjabi, Urdu, Bengali......
@what72875 жыл бұрын
you're my second favorite german.
@lzi94525 жыл бұрын
Tiffany George Washington
@idrispower5 жыл бұрын
Hitler of course
@robrs86315 жыл бұрын
Trump?
@volimcvarke84375 жыл бұрын
crackhead you do know what pepole live in Austria right?
@keyboardcorrector23405 жыл бұрын
No No, Most Austrians would disagree.
@maxwellforrest29015 жыл бұрын
this guys channel is so underated 230k
@poke_18795 жыл бұрын
I hoped his for honor video would give him more notoriery, that thing went viral
@foulXD5 жыл бұрын
Ikr?! And then we have channels like that from logan paul. The world is so unfair. :/
@lucasmuller76705 жыл бұрын
So true... The work he puts in to his videos. It's impressive
@Joyvzn5 жыл бұрын
i said it when he was at 50 k few months ago shit is crazy once he does blow he's gonna be the most popular reviewer
@ZaoJin5 жыл бұрын
word I only just found his channel when he did a collab with the Internet Historian, this dude's pretty funny and the effort behind his production is really impressive considering the size of the channel
@ethanbowen2243 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, this video was the absolute peak of his channel, it's a masterpiece
@mr.broski24272 ай бұрын
For me personally peak was the last of us 2 video its so fkn funny 😂😂😂
@poke_18795 жыл бұрын
You know it's a ranton video when it portrays his esquizofrenia and drug abuse issues the moment it beggins
@Comintern19195 жыл бұрын
Did you know Ranton is/was a Shaolin Monk? Just.... something to think about concerning your absolutely true comment :D ...
@poke_18795 жыл бұрын
@@Comintern1919 I knew it, but thanks for informing me. I don't think he handdled the stick punnishments all that great, poor guy, his family must be having a hard time.
@Krystalmyth5 жыл бұрын
You boys sound like you're in love.
@penthactussoul5 жыл бұрын
@@Comintern1919 He wasnt a Shaolin Monk. He said that multiple times. He was trained by Shaolin Monks was treated like one of them but he was never considered to be a "Shaolin Monk"
@Comintern19195 жыл бұрын
@@penthactussoul Semantics. I know that. It was just more funny to say it like that ;) .
@CapitanAsia5 жыл бұрын
Dude, your channel is... HEROIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. I found you through recommended videos, more specifically from the For Honor video reaction. Your humor is... Platinum. I never watch podcasts because they are soooooo long, but I've been watching yours and they are awesome and freaking hilarious. As soon as I get my paycheck I'll join your Patreon! Saludos desde Argentina, boludo! :D
@navarrolevel75 жыл бұрын
Mr.Coreanito oye boludo! Me encanta Argentina! Ya vengo
@CapitanAsia5 жыл бұрын
@@navarrolevel7 Vamos a tomar unos mateeeeeeeees
@Ave_Satana666 Жыл бұрын
China 1600 be like.
@Ave_Satana666 Жыл бұрын
Opium is how we got hong kong
@yazui.i.93685 жыл бұрын
For all non germans in one week you learn more german than anywhere
@aayushdas195 жыл бұрын
Danke schön Rantoni!
@1InVader15 жыл бұрын
Can we please have the next review entirely in German with English subs?
@aayushdas195 жыл бұрын
@@1InVader1 that'll just end up being a GermanPod101 episode.
@bonsaiboi90835 жыл бұрын
Except the Americans, they are unable to learn foreign languages:D (jokiiing;))
@rorschach62853 жыл бұрын
Ich habe ausversehen Hitler gefickt.
@FirstSnow5 жыл бұрын
Well said Rantoni senpai. Well said. I firmly believe that the fans of these series are running on nostalgia fumes. Production values aside, this game's narrative is like taking random pages from 9 mediocre books, compile them together and then give them one more shuffle for good measure before presenting it as some towering achievement of long-going interactive storytelling.
@DynoSkrimisher5 жыл бұрын
A long-going interactive story that will make you cry like a BITCH.
@Nahan_Boker945 жыл бұрын
@@Dev-nr4dw story should end in KH 2..
@BinaryDood5 жыл бұрын
gameplay is good, more than good, its amazing... In KH2
@OwNAvenged5 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts 2 is literally the best game ever made in terms of ARPG gameplay. Just don't be a bitch and play on Normal mode like Ranton did. No hate to him, but you don't play Kingdom Hearts on Normal. You play it on the hardest difficulty.
@BB-ki7he5 жыл бұрын
Nah even most fans of the series think this is a shit game
@cabbagelord93785 жыл бұрын
This guy has THE funniest reviews, nothing comes close.
@JugglernautNr95 жыл бұрын
true, but the disadvantage is that it takes very long for them to make. this review comes a little too late
@MegaMerdeux5 жыл бұрын
@@JugglernautNr9 if you see his review for information to buy a game or not, you got issues bro xD. Most people enjoy his videos cuz they're funny.
@keyboardcorrector23405 жыл бұрын
Luigi Thebaud, That's exactly why I watch them. I don't even play video games.
@samitamimi97144 жыл бұрын
*Scott the woz has entered the chat*
@onlyacomentarynothingspeci24192 жыл бұрын
Dunkey
@sourxpill5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the YongYea outro, lmao.
@FirstnameLastname-ge3xy5 жыл бұрын
Rantoni Pepperoni uploads the world is saved
@davidencoification5 жыл бұрын
Suicide rate drops to 0%
@LordHydrik5 жыл бұрын
Opium use raises 100%
@nedofthedead36044 жыл бұрын
Who said Germans weren’t funny. Either that or their sense of humor collectively transferred to this guy
@ay20114 жыл бұрын
I mean. he is chinese
@Frawt Жыл бұрын
Germans speaking German is not funny. Germans speaking English is funny as fuck (mostly 'cause of their silly accent).
@Ced_allblack11 ай бұрын
he is half chinese and half german@@ay2011
@格好つける4 ай бұрын
@@Ced_allblack the two unfunniest people cancelled out and gave him the funny genes
@Johno19923 ай бұрын
Germans have great banter. Hell they make amazing cars too Berlin to Warsaw on a single tank of fuel
@conkerlive53325 жыл бұрын
That intro was disturbing...disturbingly good keep up the amazing work c:
@foulXD5 жыл бұрын
it was the best cosplay of mickey i've ever seen. XD
@ahmadtarek77635 жыл бұрын
3:18 that Hitler among friends pose is hilarious .
@MSLcorp4 жыл бұрын
killed me when i saw it. jesus christ
@nitemare39044 жыл бұрын
@@MSLcorp It's Ado! Your friend and helper!
@jonathanisrael17073 жыл бұрын
Fuck Hitler
@ahmadtarek77633 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanisrael1707 sorry but no, I can't do that, I'm not gay.
@jonathanisrael17073 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadtarek7763 What if you said no homo?😏
@bigenson185 жыл бұрын
Went from Rantoni Pepperoni to Rantoni thisisveryfunny. Nice job *MENG*
@singood49114 жыл бұрын
“KRATOS STOP” I LAUGHED OUT LOUD LMFAO FAVORITE JOKE SO FAR
@bermby4 жыл бұрын
It was the best one in my opinion lol
@frighteningspoon5 жыл бұрын
2:24 omg after thorough analysis I have been able to confirm that you ACTUALLY went and played Fortnite for this clip. Frick
@RealRanton5 жыл бұрын
Dude I fucking installed it for that 2 second sketch. Kill me
@JohnDoe-mu4qg5 жыл бұрын
@@RealRanton at least you're a hype pro gamer now
@frighteningspoon5 жыл бұрын
Ranton Lmao. At least it made for a good laugh so fear not, your sacrifice was not in vain
@fennexflame36605 жыл бұрын
@@RealRanton Can you please review Apex Legends then?
@davidencoification5 жыл бұрын
@@RealRanton You will never be forgiven for this atrocious act of subhuman nature. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
@MrWhiteProductions5 жыл бұрын
That yongyea ending Lmfao. Genious.
@dennisdzeko39165 жыл бұрын
Showed this to my mom She subscribed.
@DillaryHuff5 жыл бұрын
I showed it to your mom, as well. She said yes.
@trappedjesus4324 жыл бұрын
The game for me was a 6/10. I actually went back and played Kingdom Hearts: FInal Mix and got over 60 hours of gameplay on Proud Mode as compared to the 20 hours playing KH3 on the same difficulty. To be honest the only impressive part of the game were the times you got to play as Riku and ______ (DLC Spoilers.) Other then that, it just wasn't worth the 10+ year wait. To be honest I think the people who made this game were getting trapped in their own ideas and had no way out, which is why they ended it as they did. They just kept adding things hoping to make it interesting and the story ended up becoming jumbled into nonsense. This game was a project that needed to be done years ago and now it really made fans question the series. Now there is a new saga and hopefully a new way for Kingdom Hearts to retcon everything the fans know and confuse them even more with things they never asked for in another 10 year time gap. Hopefully we get the FF characters back or at the very least get to play as _______ again.
@tubaina0214 жыл бұрын
I just finished Olympus and got to Twilight Town and it is disappointing so far. After getting the bundle and playing 1 and 2(more than 100 hours between them, couldn't care much for the other ones), I was ready to tackle KH3 finally. Meh, began it on Critical Mode, so much bs from the start, the camera is wonky, enemies off-screen wrecking you, little telegraphs on many attacks from the opponents(many times I died and did not know wth f**kd me). The story? I stopped caring after the first KH, played for the gameplay, it was very addictive for me. KH2 was a blast, those forms were fun to mess with, some bosses are all time greats. I miss the FF characters, they would make it more bearable to watch the endless cutscenes, maybe...
@babylungs_64295 жыл бұрын
Hahaha That Yong reference tho.
@jh45295 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@dudweiser72185 жыл бұрын
You my friend, are simply a comedy genius. No one else has shit on you regarding reviews. Both informative and entertaining. Literally watched every review you've made lol
@RealRanton5 жыл бұрын
thank you, that means a lot
@dudweiser72185 жыл бұрын
Honestly man you can tell how much effort you put into your videos, been watching since u were at like 11k subscribers and its awesome to see how much the channel has grown because you deserve it
@Comintern19195 жыл бұрын
I often wonder if his Videos are more funny when you are German, or speak German and understand his sometimes completely random and nonsensical use of German words, or if you don't speak it and think that maybe he actually used an appropriate German word that just sounds funny.
@DruanCalPard5 жыл бұрын
I´d say it makes it more spicy :) But he uses not many hard words and often the same, so it should be easy to follow/understand after sometime I guess.
@Comintern19195 жыл бұрын
@@DruanCalPard Hm, I'm not sure, it's not like he pronounces the words very formal and/or correct all the time ;) . He uses very informal, slang-like pronunciation for many words, or just does what Germans like to do, and mangle the words into something that sounds similar to the original word and has the same meaning, yet quite aren't. Like "Schwanzle" instead of, well, "Schwanz" ;) .
@tyrellm78635 жыл бұрын
He speaks Germain
@DruanCalPard5 жыл бұрын
@@Comintern1919 Yeah, it is true. I guess it is hard to think from the perspective of someone who actually doesn't know or only a little of the German language.
@Comintern19195 жыл бұрын
@@tyrellm7863 .... Your point is? What exactly do you mean? I wondered if his usage of German makes it more funny for people who do speak German, or for those that don't, so I don't get your comment.
@toots38775 жыл бұрын
I watch you, not because I’m interested in the games you review, but because you are genuinely funny and the editing is just pure autistic genius. I love it.
@randomguy28075 жыл бұрын
3:18, not gonna lie, i'd pick Ado 100% of the time, wouldn't even try the other caracters out
@mrstanchelios5 жыл бұрын
0:10 a rare look at the endangered big panda
@JohanBeere5 жыл бұрын
Croatian here, correct usage of the word "Jebiga" very nicely done. Respekt Ehrenbruder.
5 жыл бұрын
I think it's Niko Belic's line
@Ramstein01215 жыл бұрын
I don't get it why you don't have a lot of subscribers? I'm very entertained by your content, your skits are so creative and the humour is funny af!! Proud to be on of the first people to be in this fanbase!! Thanks rantoni!!
@imarock.76625 жыл бұрын
Now this....this is how game reviews need to be for the rest of time. *I will not take anything less.*
@sheikhu10395 жыл бұрын
8:44 LMFAOO OOOO, I'VE NEVER laughed so hard in my life lmao, that was my exact reaction in that scene
@zedleeftw66955 жыл бұрын
feels bad when 3:31 is actually true for now at least.... I understand Ranton, it's fine to take a break but please don't stop making youtube videos man. Your content is some of the best content out there. Love your work!!
@TheRealMamoot4 жыл бұрын
This channel, this editting, the sense of humor, it's all gold...like gold fucking cocaine holy shit i love this
@vanbes15 жыл бұрын
Please review Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
@NutHipCam5 жыл бұрын
your reviews get better and better every time, constant laughs, excellent editing and highly informative. I can't wait for the next video !
@MemooHD15 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who’s afraid of hearing those Mickey Mouse giggles in the dark now ... that was unnecessarily scary lmao
@thedamnguy28964 жыл бұрын
your editing style is incredible. It's all over the place, in your face and that'd what makes it good
@Ligma5004 жыл бұрын
This is the best review ever. I keep coming back to rewatch it!
@kinneyshoes19 ай бұрын
8:31 Young Ranton looks like The Supreme Gentleman, Elliot Roger...
@PlayPlayShow4 жыл бұрын
This review honestly made me laugh more and harder than most comedy movies
@onlyacomentarynothingspeci24192 жыл бұрын
Comedy movies are the absolute worst nowadays
@halo3freak5664 жыл бұрын
Ranton. Every single one of your videos have been so hilarious. Your editing and humor is incredible I always laugh so hard watching your videos. You’re my current favorite content creator.
@EyeGanGrowl5 жыл бұрын
my fucin god, dont stop love your work man
@NekroDynamics5 жыл бұрын
Review Anthem please. We need an honest review of that game for it's fun factor, not another developer/publisher rant about business practices and microtransactions. Deploy the Ranton!
@vincentcossell99634 жыл бұрын
Broo the Donald duck skit you did was FANTASTICH RANTON🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE KZbinRS NOW!!!
@VincentHarold5 жыл бұрын
RIP Ranton. According to his twitter, he won't be doing game reviews anymore. Said from his tweets that a few games have severely demotivated him. But i'll still finish my Ranton YTP Project in honor of his great game reviews. Despite he ended his game review career, He still looks forward to my project.
@smtnbad5 жыл бұрын
That hurts :(
@ksifozzbot62645 жыл бұрын
Where is the new content Raton boooooooiiiiiiii we need ya
@taurus73065 жыл бұрын
How is this even possible for this channel to have only 230k subs? I mean everything is on point , humor , montage... Je comprend pas comment , c'est possible , et je ne comprend pas pourquoi un anglophone qui lache de smot en français me fasse autant rire.
@carmalone915 жыл бұрын
17 minutes of epicness from Pepperoni. Thanks for entertaining us mate :)
@mikes_Riley1413 жыл бұрын
He said "rapalaze rapalaze Suck on this HAZSELL" 🤣🤣🤣
@brookehotchkiss30095 жыл бұрын
Just come here from Jacksfilms. I'm a huge Kingdom Hearts nerd, and in regards to 3 especially, yeah there are numerous infuriating plot holes. 3 was a pretty big disappointment for most fans, and describing it as a bag of random ideas beat together is a pretty accurate description. It didn't feel worth the delays, though it was still a positive experience to finally play.
@bevvvy13744 жыл бұрын
Old comment but disagree. Nothing about the game was even good, just average at best aside from the visuals. Attractions are a shitty gimmick and not fun, game is pathetically easy even on proud(even if it was difficult, it'd just be difficult because enemies are bullshit), story was legitimately the worst I've ever seen from a game and the ending was dog shit, disney worlds are filler and wastes of time, and like Rantoni said 10 fucking hours of cutscenes. Wish Nomura realized that nobody gives a shit about his terrible plot aside from nostalgia addicts or people with down syndrome. Just make the gameplay good, make a whatever story that is contained within each game, and don't make shitty characters like everybody from BBS
@jaegertwo-one98674 жыл бұрын
Bruh, half of the reason i watch your videos, is to hear you mix german and english. I love it so much...
@mandraaz5 жыл бұрын
Mit den Hitler Witzen kriegst du mich immer😂
@foulXD5 жыл бұрын
naja hitler ist doch quasi ein witz :D
@HangmanOfficialUploads5 жыл бұрын
Das richtigste witz ist nog immer Mueslinini.
@matejcevnik73625 жыл бұрын
Game end
@xo97265 жыл бұрын
Du hast ghosts als Hintergrund Bild geh dich verarschen 🤣
@mandraaz5 жыл бұрын
Itz Yllw das Spiel war naja ich sage immer Besonders aber Der Schädel ist nice
@milesocon37565 жыл бұрын
"I went from optimist to autist and i can't go back.....shit" I spat all over my screen.
@Isnogood125 жыл бұрын
RIP Hitler (the actor from Untergang who launched all those memes died this week)
@foulXD5 жыл бұрын
oh man :/ he played hitler very good....well that sounds wierd but you know what i mean. :D
@ichmagvideos565 жыл бұрын
Karl Lagerfeld?
@Isnogood125 жыл бұрын
@@ichmagvideos56 Bruno Ganz
@ichmagvideos565 жыл бұрын
Nein
@toatrika24435 жыл бұрын
@@ehrlichergobbler Oof. It seems this is a serious case of the "whooosh".
@SireDevathrius5 жыл бұрын
He actually gave it a 3 absolute madlad Nah not rly it deserved it lmao
@biggay59845 жыл бұрын
11:21 was waiting for your to use this meme somewhere.
@AsTheUniverseFades5 жыл бұрын
Even on multiple rewatches of your videos, this still has to be one of your best work!
@DoABarrilRoll5 жыл бұрын
Where are you Ranton? We need and love your Content!
@xdplayerh.u.69615 жыл бұрын
Les viandes, les desserts, LA RATA... Holy fuck, I'm Spanish and that killed me.
@resurgamviridisnitor77345 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS HOW REVIEWS SHOULD BE DONE: CHANGE MY MIND*
@Official_N1nJay5 жыл бұрын
Was laughing straight for 30 seconds after (höhö after) that "uff was ist passiert" part.. xD btw i love those connor clips
@1982MaxPower4 жыл бұрын
in the first 5 minutes i laughed more then during the last 3 comedy "movies" on netflix. i have tears in my eyes. please make more videos
@sebu68315 жыл бұрын
YongYea outro, microdosis of hit1er jokes, super good editing, german mixed with english. Ranton we love you, grüße aus Baden Württemberg !
@tubaina0214 жыл бұрын
Chicken Tandoori, man, killed me multiple times haha Damn this combat, felt so slow and floaty compared to KH2.
@sowpmactavish4 жыл бұрын
From what little dialogue I've seen of Kingdom Hearts I can confidently say it's the biggest sufferer of chuunibyou design of any jpgame or any game for that matter "Sora! We must obtain the Thingamabooby Cataclysm to save Mickey! Oh no, the Heartless Juggalo Death Squad has come for us! Avoid their Skullfuckery Ray!"
@therebeshelas8735 жыл бұрын
Only KZbinr that gives me a laugh every time
@popoqc21855 жыл бұрын
I just discovered you and I'm sad I've spent all those years on KZbin without being subscribed to you. I've rarely laugh like this you are amazing 👌
@doctrinedoomsday69535 жыл бұрын
Ranton: ''..and to all the fans of the franchise I genuinely implore you to Stop, being a person that nobody can respect'' Just perfect.
@Xavier-qy2lt5 жыл бұрын
If there was one channel I had to watch for the rest of my life on YT it’d be Ranton, fucking legendary, I never get tired of your vids.
@bigzachful5 жыл бұрын
Kingdoms Hearts 2 was Amazing to me and all my friends when we were 12, 13.
@GoodGamer3604 жыл бұрын
I had to drop that shit, so boring.
@aaronbozack8304 жыл бұрын
@@GoodGamer360 I really couldnt get behind the whole final fantasy and disney characters interacting with eachother it's just kinda ridiculous to me anyway
@GoodGamer3604 жыл бұрын
@@aaronbozack830 It IS ridiculous, and the Winnie the Poo worlds? oh god
@dankishrogue57115 жыл бұрын
Ranton is an international treasure, must be protected and supported at all cost.
@CBAR5 жыл бұрын
love the yongyea reference :D
@pualo1234565 жыл бұрын
Lol, i immediately subscribed after one minute. You sir are amazingly funny
@ObiWann905 жыл бұрын
16:56 LMAO throwing shade at Yong Yea lol
@CarlTheSpud5 жыл бұрын
Where DMC5 Ranton!? New cerberus weapon has a staff!
@Ganderlow4 жыл бұрын
I beat the entirety of Kingdom Hearts 3 without ever dying on my first playthrough. (Unless you count the inevitable and unavoidable death in the final boss fight) These games were always challenging, so that was a huge disappointment. I need to die in a videogame to make it feel more rewarding.
@S.A.O.D.A4 жыл бұрын
Play the DLC
@jonevarty22053 жыл бұрын
Was it on normal or proud? Because when I was playing on normal, I never needed to use magic skills. With the exception of using healing magic, the attractions, team skills and keyblade transformation, I practically beat the game keyblade combat only and I only died once. It was only when I increased the difficulty to proud that I got that challenge
@youdonegoofed5 жыл бұрын
That YongYea parody at the end, I fucking love you man
@adrianogrgic88425 жыл бұрын
JEBIGA/10
@kontikigamer64094 жыл бұрын
Jebi Ga = Fuck it or fuck him
@dimitrijekrstic75674 жыл бұрын
Ranton are you using serbian swear words now
@biscuit3405 жыл бұрын
Holy SHIT BALLS, this editing is awesome!
@binginwitju77995 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂He just made Kingdom Hearts Funny now.
@mateusscartezini24285 жыл бұрын
5:52 killed me
@frighteningspoon5 жыл бұрын
Will you review Metro Exodus? It’s an AMAZING game and I absolutely want to hear what you’ve got to say about it, good or bad, I wanna hear it! I do warn you though, the way it’s meant to be played (or the best experience) is on the Hardest difficulty, if you also want to see what makes this game above all others of the same genre, go listen to what the characters have to say (don’t go straight to objectives)! They all have something interesting to say and it’s part of Metro’s charm. The soundtrack is also incredible!! I cannot recommend it enough!
@teriyakigod25275 жыл бұрын
The Kratos and Hercules reference had me crying
@ianwood64384 жыл бұрын
Never laughed so much at KZbin reviews genuinely funny guy :)
@iorelsinge5 жыл бұрын
its so cool cause I'm french so I understand every single reference and joke that he does my favorite one yet is that "Vatos Locos, un por todos, Athéna me suce à Mykonos" outta nowhere in the Mortal Kombat reveiw
@silvanam38045 жыл бұрын
hahahaha you make me laugh so hard i dont even play video games but i still love watching your videos- you make my day hahaha
@matejcevnik73625 жыл бұрын
Intro as good as ever again :)
@zapsta30005 жыл бұрын
Lmao the YongYea reference 😂😂😂
@justiceamw1825 жыл бұрын
Ya know, I used to think video reviews just weren't my thing until I came across your channel. Now I am complete like Rantoni Peperoni.
@yancydixon1217 Жыл бұрын
I miss material like this
@kungfubebop55375 жыл бұрын
THE YONG YEA PARODY AT THE END WAS PRICELESS (like Rantoni's smile- I mean butthole)
@RalvinTY5 жыл бұрын
12:00 The president of the philippines got featured.
@stracklyshot5 жыл бұрын
RALVIN!!!
@RalvinTY5 жыл бұрын
Strackly! O: we rantoni lol
@Crouton-5 жыл бұрын
Kh2 was better, kh3 was good but very disapointing, I was kinda upset that they took my favorite spell reflect away although its in the tokyo keyblade you can only use it temporarily which restricted your options in combat. My biggest complaint though was that the ending felt rushed, I entered it wanting to know whats going to happen to aqua, kairi, riku, roxas and all the heros that I loved but they hardly ever showed up if ever throughout the story KAIRI who I was hoping id get to play since shes a key weilder in training hardly gets shown in the game until the end, althoug the aqua fight gave me chills that was probably the most memorable moment for me plaing the game. The disney commands were really annoying after a while they even let you have them during boss fights like the aqua fight but I didnt want them cause it felt like I was cheating. I wish they could have sprinkled in more of the end in the middle like actually fighting the members of organixation 13 not just playing fucking peek a boo with them, also where the hell were the final fantasy characters at? I dont think I ever saw cloud or merlin once the entire time. Oh god and then the ending felt like they pulled it out of their ass with the eye patch guy being the main villan. Also what the actual fuck were pete and the bitch doing the entire game looking for the box WHAT HAPPENED there was no "oh shit" moment with that entire arc jesus christ, as much as I live the franchise I havent touched kh3 since I beat it but I probably beat kh2 like 10 times cause with critical mode you cant just "press x to win". What waisted potential
@asifmetal6665 жыл бұрын
8:45 "I love Hercules, He is so strong! Kratos STOP!!!" (Kratos beat the shit out of Hercules) Ha ha
@cosmicrainforest30144 жыл бұрын
As a person who's play every single Kingdom Hearts game...including the mobile game... I agree with almost everything you said. Even though you haven't played the others... you were remarkably spot on for the most part. Just a couple things, the blocking has actually been a unique and core mechanic in Kingdom Hearts since the first game - it's a bit of a learning curve but if you keep practicing, once you get it down you'll be blocking everything in no time (they even improved upon it in this game by allowing you for the first time to block in the air). Also, you should have played on Proud mode because the biggest complaint of the game was that it was too easy, even it's proud mode was too easy... so yes one of your mistakes Ranton is actually caused by the developer's poor development of the enemy AI. Damn I can't believe you nailed this one so well without playing the others... Ranton would you possibly be willing to play Kingdom Hearts 2? That's the game that made KH fans so obsessed with the series and caused the "Bro I'm telling you Kingdom Hearts 2 is the best game ever! *cough cough* *choking on weeb overload*" Kingdom Hearts 2 was the last game made by the original development team (Tokyo Team) before the handheld and kh3 developers (Osaka Team) took over. It's whole new experience and insaneee. The story is going to be crazy but in a good way... mostly. With only two titles before it, KH2 was the last game before the major handheld spinoffs really made the plot convoluted. The story was meant to be enigmatic through the mystery of it's unique characters and it's mysterious and elaborate lore of both philosophical and very real conflicts of light and darkness... all wrapped in a seemingly innocent Disney themed shell. But now as the years passed, I've realized the spin offs did more harm than good and we ended up with this mess
@midshipman86545 жыл бұрын
I’d say that I’m pretty more or less engraved into the larger plot, but even I have to say the stuff from dream drop distance, this game, and a few others are pretty stupid and unnecessary. The time traveling stuff in particular is completely fucked. And in iii much of the plot stuff is paced horribly, I mean, they had to do a cutaway to explain the convoluted lore to the good guys when they’re all together. I think there’s enough redeeming qualities in the writing of a few of the games (particularly the earlier ones) for it to be understandable for people to like it so much, but even rabid fans have to say that most (not all) of 3’s writing is pretty flawed. Still an enjoyable game tho
@mpredator15 жыл бұрын
most underrated channel ever, i swear u deserve at least 1 mil subs
@Zakaria1426ah5 жыл бұрын
Mr rantoni pepperoni i have finally joined the blocked by ACG club
@Abhishek-dj4on5 жыл бұрын
How did achieve this feat of greatness, teach me master.
@Zakaria1426ah5 жыл бұрын
@@Abhishek-dj4on Yes of course son what i did is called him a ficker told him i fucked his mum and said he hailed Hitler all these powerful words combined was enough to get ACG to hate me for ever I regret nothing
@sarmale26135 жыл бұрын
Beautiful review. And the editing is really bootiful. (Btw that APB shirt brings back loads of good memories). Do a review of APB stoopid.
@yungsushi9275 жыл бұрын
Dude can we get this guy a million subs cause he really deserves it. His reviews are always good and this by far is my favorite. All my problems with KH series was made in this review. Good job rentoni
@elitereptilian2005 жыл бұрын
Dude, you just keep getting better and funnier at this, never stop and thank you! I 👍