Attack Force (2006) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

Greetings Karate fans. Here on Redeye Reviews we are watching another episode of Karate Korner, with Steven Seagal in Attack Force
Starring: Steven Seagal, Lisa Lovbrand, David Kennedy, Matthew Chambers, Danny Webb, Andrew Bicknell, Adam Croasdell, Mark Dymond, Del Synnott, Cheryl Ko,
Director: Michael Keusch,
Writer: Steven Seagal, Joe Halpin,
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[@Film_Bro]

Just when I was thinking to myself "Man, there's no way these movies can get any worse". Fair play.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh they can and they will lol

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

I like that the guy who did Stevens voice sounds as bored as Steven does most of the times The guy close to Seagal is still in danger from Steven falling on him

[@ytndndrummer]

It's sounds like Gary Busey reading lines written for Lance Henriksen.

[@qwellen7521]

Those super powered junkies never stood no chance against Segal's overdubbed voice and tactical waddling.

[@patriot17764th]

Indeed!!

[@parisgreen4600]

The "reverently closing the deceased's eyes by wafting your hand over their face" is my favorite cliche in all of moviedom. Just once I want to see their eyes pop open again from rigor mortis.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I love this movie troupe. its so funny and alot of times you can see the actors eyes flutter, because they werent expecting it

[@parisgreen4600]

@@RedEyeReviews Especially good when it's accompanied by a tolling bell...

[@johnynoway9127]

lol I thought that was a real thing... then I realized its dumb and the morticians actually sew the eyes shut cus nobody wants to see a dead person's eyes just staring into the sky with an open mouth

[@dominickholmes3721]

But nobody makes it look as creepy as Seagal….

[@branamcs]

How about a movie where the person's eyes are closed when they die so the hero pulls them open?

[@Hykje]

"Hey, you -over there." "yes?" "Are you able to mumble and whisper at the same time?" "I think so -can't be hard." "You will be Steven Seagal's voice in this movie." "Okay -give me a script." "You don't need it -just make something up."

[@galil_6863]

"sure..."

[@marthastubbs8321]

Stunt double- obvious Stand in- stands there in place of actor to help set up shots and lighting Photo double- very common in movies. Say a movie stars Al Pacino, well most of the shots will be Al. But say a shot of Pacinos character from an aerial perspective or from distance or back of head is shown, it's probably not Pacino, it's a photo double. Done to save time and money whilst Al films the scenes where his face is shown. Means two scenes featuring his character can be filmed at same time two. One filming Al and the second unit filming his double Also say De Niro is opening a door then they cut to a close up of his hand on the handle. 99% chance it ain't de niros hand because you don't want the time you have with de niro on set wasted with a shot someone else can do Doesn't always occur but is common. Its just way more common in latter day Seagal movies.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Of course this makes total sense. I honestly never really thought of it like this. But it really makes sense that you don't want to waste money with a big star on some crummy b roll of him walking way down a street or something. Thank you :)

[@derpanzermacher9094]

Two quick things: You forgot to mention (or somehow erased the memory) that Steven and the blonde girl with the unmoving face bang, but then again would it be a Seagal movie if our Casanova didn't seduce at least one woman? Secondly, Nobu's (the asian man who becomes Seagal's shadow) best moment has to be when Seagal kills that couple who were having dinner: in that scene Nobu's face says it all, he's thinking "The guy has lost it, should I kill him now so he stops killing innocents or do I just roll with it and hope I survive?". In the end his choice paid off

[@CanItAlready]

"Hey, who let somebody's grandfather into the sound booth. Get outta here!" The way you said "get outta here" cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelmyers3709]

Love Attack Force for its atrocious crappiness. Enjoyed the girls chest wound that keeps switching sides, the bird statue that wobbles in the wind, the sliding door at the base behind the girl and guy chatting with a massive crack across its glass and the lead villainess at the end who turns into an Asian fight double. Flight of Fury is just as bad but doesn’t have the campy enjoyability, it’s just plain awful.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha the wound is all over the place. I missed the cracked glass and the fighting double. You sir, are on point with these facts. Flight of Fury is sure to be a challenge to get through lol

[@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13]

This dude films 6 movies all in the same weekend.

[@IroquoisPlissken]

The geography of this movie is nuts because they put Bastia near Bordeaux, it's like putting Honolulu beside Houston.

[@nauseous3925]

I love that you give props to that one guy that survived lmaooo "spin off movie" 😂☠☠🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

It's a rare event to see someone live WITH Seagal

[@nightshade7240]

Wait, wait, wait. Did he just wrong address merc a fucking couple just having dinner in their house? Someone's like "sir, that was the wrong address. We just murdered innocent people." Seagull is like "nah, it's fine. She was comin' right for me with them crazy eyes!" Dude's like "and the male occupant?" Seagull's like "cocaine is a hell of a drug." And the military dude is like "theirs...or yours?" That is the funniest thing I've seen in a Seagull movie. How does that make it off the cutting room floor?

[@raymondleggs5508]

This is basically what happened to fant4stic which was so complete it actually had a score by Philip glass

[@DrExeCelticHeroes]

these movies man.. im so deep into the seagull scene now

[@zali13]

Voice dubbing in the same scene. Ridiculous storyline and horrific acting. I swear my IQ dropped watching this garbage...

[@uberyoutuber3892]

That close up of Seagal countering punches is freaking outstanding. He's so puffy looking and his double chin is trying to fold over his mouth.

[@owie4070]

🤣 🤣 You're killing me

[@raymondleggs5508]

That is obviously Martin sheen coming in for that redubbing lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha

[@aranerem3767]

A total garbage flick

[@RedEyeReviews]

Sure is!

[@RVoogt]

Walls thin in Europe? We are always in the assumption that walls in America are very thin. Most walls here are concrete, bricks or sand-lime bricks.

[@RedEyeReviews]

That's so funny. I always thought the walls in Europe. And I guess not really Europe but more Russia are super thin.

[@salmansengul]

Never heard of thin walls in Europe! Must be some really shitty wall somewhere in Eastern Europe.

[@oliverwilliam6931]

This is how thin the walls are in the US

[@Saicofake]

My father LOVES Steven Seagal for some reason. He watches his movies almost religiously.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah my dad was the same way until I started my channel haha

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

@@RedEyeReviews so you're dad watched your show for support and came out without his steven Segall fan badge? Lol that's genuine hilarious. Me mom had a similar effect with Ellen and I lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

@Mister Danner Comedy yup exactly. Lol oh no Ellen. I want to like her more. But the stories I hear

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

@@RedEyeReviews I've met her once. She berated a poor cashier about being nervous and not being sure of her change. Later saw an episode with my mom of her doing a bit on her show about 'the problem with millennials' and spent all this time on her show berating the cashier. My mom looked at me knowing I had told her as soon as I got back to Ohio. she didn't like her after that. She thought it was petty to take it all the way to her show. BTW I watch your videos stoned after I get home from work so excuse that atrocious grammer in the first comment lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

@Mister Danner Comedy oh that's in really poor taste. Yeah alot of her bits come across just rude. Like her pressuring Taylor Swift into guessing who her next boyfriend will be. It was so sad to see Swift visually uncomfortable but trying to remain calm

[@jpwolf1701]

Steven Seagal like to make shitty movies that he himself is too lazy to do post-production and add his slurred out of breath voice to his own dialogue so they find someone that does not even remotely sound like Seagal to dub over his voice. What a complete failure of an actor. His fall from grace happened with the last doozy of a film called "Exit Wounds" which was the last film he made as a lead actor for Warner Bros and then ended up in Direct to DVD with "Half Past Dead" and then it went from worse to just don't watch it if you want to live.

[@raymondleggs5508]

This is why studios should decide what movie they make before filming a single shot.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Naw that makes way too much sense lol

[@mrn234]

Walls in europe and thin ? Mostly the walls here are made out of stone or concrete ;)

[@Zzzzalazar]

Excuse me ,the walls in Europe are made of stone ,we laugh at the American walls and how the houses are made...don't insult our walls,you have hurt my feelings ,I deserve an apology LOL;)

[@RedEyeReviews]

I wish we had stone. My walls are made of high fructose corn syrup lol.

[@PobortzaPl]

After knowing from your reviews what often Seagal rewrote scripts I think it's both fitting and ironic that this time he was on the receiving end of a rewrite.

[@DrakeHunter324]

This is a half bottle of rum movie. Any less and I suffer a psychotic break and run down the street naked yelling about baboons.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol hey we all do that sometimes

[@cikame]

I'm so confused whenever you say the script was rewritten or these movies are reworked in some way, like someone thinks they're actually able to drastically improve it :S

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha so hopeful

[@Hamletstwin]

His dubbed voice sounds like Martin Sheen! But they probably couldn't afford him so the went we Joe Estevez

[@mrbig891]

Think they did has voice for him because he didn't stick to the script.he kept asking the actors mid shots for food lol.if he you him in every scene he's fatter then before lol.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha. I want this to be real

[@Ozcogger]

Tonight I've learned that a true classic was stolen from us. I demand the Vampire Alien Cut.

[@johnynoway9127]

The folded paper 6 times.... I've seen worse for an official document. (I copy stuff lol and I see so many paperworks in different states.... )

[@jjj5413]

What the hell?! How many different actors did they get to dub Seagal here? They all sound like different people 🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! it was just whoever was close to the sound-booth I guess

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

Am I the only one who saw how obvious the matrix knock off this tried to be even from the poster in the last video when he got hyped for aliens? Like Steven even sits in the chair in all black like he's morphius 🤣🤣

[@ItsJakeTheBrake]

6:14 nah not really. Only thing getting through european walls is heavy equipment or Nokia phones

[@Deriv44]

Ok so they changed the script to something close to the premise of the 2008 Max Payne movie secret drug created for the military that turn people into killers with crazy visual

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah..apparently aliens was too crazy, so they thought a drug that makes you blink sideways makes more sense.

[@Deriv44]

@@RedEyeReviews Yea of course why would the original 🙄 alien stories that you filmed most of the story around when you can stuffed in a drug that makes you crazy 🤪 instead that would the make the story have no common sense

[@afrolund80]

Who in the hell f**ked up the Segal vs Vampire Aliens movie? You tell them to come see me!😡

[@deathraygonzo6339]

Steven Seagal, master of voices and accents.

[@deskish3930]

can't believe we were robbed of vampire-aliens

[@leonardoantonio8756]

Latin american Direct to Video have more luck with these movies because they come with spanish dubs (latin spanish) wich make seagal movies like this 100 % better to watch, the dubbing actors are mexican and they are pretty good, improves any bad movie

[@CarlosGarcia2]

The dude who dubbed Seagal sounds like Martin Sheen 😂

[@RobinJohnstonphotography]

Vampire Aliens is too much of a cheesey cliche for a Steve movie.

[@IroquoisPlissken]

Just one correction, Seagalogy is written by Vern, a famous film critic from Ain't it Cool website. It's a must read for all Seagal's """fans""".

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oooo done and done

[@person042]

Yeah it's a great book I love Vern's work

[@rockdesu]

Wow before Project Power with Jamie Fox... There was this movie Attack Force. That guy who rappels and just dies is freaking hilarious. It's funny because he did it inside the house like what?

[@michaelk8860]

As a nurse, I appreciate how they decided to use an insulin syringe during the interrogation scene with the club owner.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hey, how can you answer questions if your blood sugars all whack?! Lol great catch

[@7woundsfist]

Man,this movie didn't give a fuuuu*k!

[@losttribe3001]

Please, please, PLEASE tell me one of voice over actors was Will Sasso!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. Oh my God I hope this comes true in one of these movies

[@losttribe3001]

@@RedEyeReviews Yep. He does a better Steven Seagal than Steven Seagal! Seriously, I’ve been watching him on MadTV doing SS since I watched your video.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@losttribe3001 Oh his Seagal is SO good. I would pay for an entire movie where he plays Seagal

[@losttribe3001]

@@RedEyeReviews maybe a sarcastic and funny bio-pic?? 😆😆

[@TheJoadtomjoad]

That voice over is Martin Sheen

[@aril7527]

8:22 WTF I WAS LAUGHING LIKE 1 HOUR STRAIGTH LOOOOL

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha yeah some times the spirit of Seagal just takes over me and that terrible voice comes out.

[@darrenclements6028]

Attack Force is ABSOLUTELY Garbage and completely thrash Worst voice Dubbing ever , body doubles ,blinding white lights And fight scene is more hand slapping with alien queen who blinks like the men in black Steven Seagull is the master of gibberish, laziness and bullshido

[@judsongaiden9878]

2:54 Marshal Lawson? More like, "Martial law, son!" And he's the "good guy?!" 10:23 / 10:28 Spot the flipped scene. Attention directors! That doesn't improve continuity! It ruins it! And on top of that, it insults the audience! So quit it!

[@pawnpure123]

I watched this film maybe.... 10 -12 years ago and I remember being so confused by his voice in this film.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh Ben it gets so much worse haha

[@johnny2.011]

Lame 😒 movie ever

[@chriswilson3126]

Omg those official orders on lined notebook paper were a great spot dude haha

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha thanks. Like they couldn't have tried any less with that prop. Lol

[@michaelmyers3709]

@@RedEyeReviews can’t believe I didn’t spot that one! Did like the villain’s bladed weapon at the end which looks just like a CD with finger-holes cut out of it. Am sure that’s exactly what it is.

[@jonathanjackson2587]

I love these Steven Segal movie reviews,but what I do HATE is that EVERY frickin movie of Segals (not including his heyday movies,marked for death,under siege etc) are dark to the point that I can't see anything,but a bit of lighting shining off of people's faces,would be good SENSEI SEGAL to make a movie in the daylight that we can actually see smh 😄😄😄

[@icegiant1000]

Dude, those aren't voice-overs, they are voice replacements. That is NOT Steven Seagal's voice. If what happened was they retooled the entire movie, do you think Seagal would come back to redo everything? I bet they couldn't get him back, so they were forced to hire a voice that sounds like Seagal, and rerecord all his lines for consistency.

[@Opry99er]

Please let there be a sequel to this movie where Seagal goes undercover to Madagascar to find the source of CTX...

[@seanmcclure]

Oh my God. You have to have a special edition review where somebody voices over yours. After your face reveal would be even funnier

[@thahardman]

I don't think you guys appreciate how much redeye goes through making these videos. I sat through this movie alone and almost cringed to death. He's done every Seagal appearance!!

[@theshooter1991]

I love Steven Seagal movies but... this one and kill switch are bad and on this one sounds like this wasn't his fault at all...Studio interference is what really fucked it over! If they just would have left it alone it might have been decent...just saying

[@MarioSratss]

Looks really hilarious 😅 A workprint of the original version would be cool. The dubbed voice is really bad.

[@brycestrife5605]

Love this damn channel. So comforting. Thanks buddy

[@nicandknacksandseans]

It’s funny to me that these movies are so generic and light on plot that you can just switch out a few lines, do a couple reshoots, and BANG, you have a totally different movie.

[@margaridacosta270]

It is violent and gore, at least that. The screenplay is poor blame on the studio who change it. The acting is OK overall. 5 in a scale from 0 to 10.

[@Tomix1980]

wait, wait, wait. well, ok, we all are making fun of him and such entertaining stuff, but can we please stop for a moment and appreciate the fact, that for every decade that there has been he has a proven experience of more than twenty years being deep into it on a secret mission he only now can slowly start to tell well picked people about ??!? ain´t that worth something ? :D

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

I love your house. Everybody cool lives here.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Agreed!

[@YakAttack915]

Seagal dub sounds like he smoked 100 cigars a day for a decade in preparation for this. Lol.

[@outtabubblegum7034]

If you want to see some crazy shit alien vampires, checkout the movie "Life Force"!

[@vicaldama9314]

I swear I know that dubbed voice and it's killing me on who it is....

[@talesfromthehoodtv503]

Dude these reviews are awesome, really funny

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you!

[@Canoby]

The VO actor for Seagal in this sounds like he thought he was overdubbing Martin Sheen more than Steven Seagal. Has that man ever seen a Steven Seagal film?

[@Argumemnon]

If you've seen Lifeforce, the idea of vampire aliens can actually work.

[@bigbob10118]

I didn’t think anything could be worse than The Foreigner until I got to this one. I’m scared for what’s still ahead

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh Big Bob it gets worse haha

[@xevious21]

Hey don't knock alien vampires. Ever seen Lifeforce? Great flick

[@16rumpole]

why they couldn't stick with one dubbed voice amazes me, it just makes a stupid movie that much more stupid.

[@greatdelusion7654]

The best thing about terrible movies is always the comedic element…not from the movie itself but from the comments and reviews about the movie.

[@cauldron555]

Why do people hate Seagal so much? He is the greatest warrior monk of all time.

[@Chaschperli]

the walls in europe are most likely thicker as the american card board walls in common houses, we do most walls in concrete:-)

[@DarkStormHero]

I have never acted a day in my life and i would challenge Segall to an acting contest. the guy is SO BAD!

[@DannysHauntedJourney]

Seagall always plays a guy named "John." Is there a reason?

[@theinvertedpilgrimage8742]

Sounds like segal is bein used unknowingly in a money laundry sceme by these film producers and left thinking hes doing his best work

[@skullyskaric7779]

seagal dubbed by a old man: now listen here sonny, i'm a old but i'm not that old to fight. 🤣🤣

[@mattlewis6517]

Do you think his agent likes him? Like as a person? I feel like if he did he may try to talk him out of taking a movie every now and then? No?

[@bob23301]

Money laundering and tax write offs can be the only reason these movies exist. Lol

[@Cultivation420]

I'm pretty sure one of the voices belong to Robert Patrick.

[@hectorayala7709]

At 10:30, the alien woman is cut on the left side of her chest, in the very next scene the gash is on her right side. What the..?

[@koryhardy9594]

Sticker with seagal n survived 💀💀💀

[@thecountofmontecristo2796]

Alien junkie? Isn't that the movie, 'I Come in Peace'?

[@engelmann82]

As an European, I take offense in that European wall joke…😜

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha as you are entitled to do so

[@engelmann82]

@@RedEyeReviews 😂 yeah, we got great walls!!! I gotta tell you though, your reviews bring me so much delight, especially the Seagal ones!!! Love your channel! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@RedEyeReviews]

@engelmann82 let's be real, probably better then the American walls. So glad you like the videos friend :)

[@ericmonse2165]

This has got to be one of the worst Steven seagal movies ever.... And there has been a lot of them

[@dominickholmes3721]

Seagal is the anti-Chuck Noris….

[@mroctober3657]

Life Force is an interesting alien vampire movie.

[@djcease1996]

Not one of Takeshigemichi's better films. Ones like these make me long for the *Marked For Death* era. But you are inching closer to *Pistol Whipped*!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Dude I am so excited for Pistol Whipped. We are really close. Hope life on your end is getting better :)

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews Slowly but surely my friend due to God's grace.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@djcease1996 glad to hear it. You got this :)

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews Thanks bud. The good Seagal content keeps me laughing and entertained. But something tells me there will be less laughs when you review *Pistol Whipped*. He actually shows some genuine acting with a decent plot. I know I'm hyping it up quite a bit but it just may really be the last food film he's made.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@djcease1996 I believe it. He has shown hints of good acting in some movies. Like Fire Down Below he did a pretty decent job.

[@OEMishGarage]

I like at 11:45 how the one corpse is breathing.

[@thezimra9429]

walls are only thin in murica... trust me

[@kemarnorthon9865]

Did anyone see that the cut on la queen chest switch side. Thats so sad

[@justinholley7293]

The dub is clearly Martin sheen

[@PapunaOfficial]

help me i fall in seagal movie reviews loop

[@seanfahey3600]

surprised he does not list a voice double!

[@chrisroe5687]

He’s 69!

[@docwho2828]

IQ?