A Dangerous Man (2009) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

[@inferno0020]

One of the deadliest jobs in film is being Steven Seagal's wife

[@RedEyeReviews]

It really really is

[@Southpaw88]

😭😭☠️

[@larrywest42]

Not exactly great in real life, either.

[@australiaplus9629]

*Many years ago back in 1980 I was personally taught the Art of Aikido by Sensei Seagal.* *3 months and $2000 Dollars later, I obtained my 5th Degree Aikido Black Belt.* *One day as I walked home, I saw 4 big built bullies beating a frail old man.* *First though in my Aikido 5th Degree mind, was should or should I not get involved.* *I quickly decided to get involved and put all my skills into action.* *Then the 5 of us beat the crap out of that old loser.*

[@Dan-di9jd]

Honestly what separates you from a 5th degree from a 6th degree is that a 6th degree Black Belt would have patty slapped caked everyone and snatched every mf'ing birthday.

[@richardkranium2944]

Brilliant

[@tonygrillo3885]

Can't watch the movies but I enjoy these reviews

[@insanitypepper1740]

The film is surprisingly watchable for a direct to video entry in Seagalogy. The set pieces from the liquor store beatdown to the Russian mob-run mountain town all felt fun.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh I agree. It was a fairly watchable movie and Seagal gave a pretty solid performance I think.

[@TruOnyxfire]

12:29 - "You inadvertently stepped into my MINDfield." He definitely said MIND-field. Does he even know what a minefield is?

[@liampendergast8670]

Not gonna lie. This is easily one of the best entries in the massive library of Seagal DTV fare. It actually comes close to recapturing the magic of the Above the Law to Under Siege days. The pistol whipping scene is worth the price of admission alone.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh for sure it was very watchable. You can see he actually put real effort into it. And did a good chunk of his own scenes and action

[@what1111]

DTV? Diss TV? 😂

[@parisgreen4600]

3:31 he looks like a bear driving a Fisher-Price toy car. Stealing the money and stuff...this is kind of a fresh version of the Seagal Hero because he doesn't go to extremes to show that he's 100% virtuous, that everyone admires him and the bad guys always totally deserve it...he just does what he does.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha that bear imagery is hilarious. But yeah! He is sort of anti-hero. And it made me like him more

[@devious187]

He's A Dangerous Man, A Good Man, A Crazy Man No human alive could take Seagal in a game of Pattycake, his handslap game is on point

[@AZdeserthike]

one of your funniest yet--10 out of 10 truly excellent comedy!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Why thank you so much Seth!

[@joker2288]

I cant understand how 22976 view and only 862 likes. Redeye Reviews is very talented.

[@ZAPPED916]

Breen should direct a Segal movie! Imagine Steven eating tuna fish out of the can, being a hacker with about 7 laptops and maybe being meta throughout the movie.

[@jonathanwalker8730]

This tiny little town certainly is a cultural melting pot. "He's wearing a tracksuit and he's not Russian?" Jeez; Steve and the 'special forces'. Always special forces. More like special needs forces. And what really amuses me about The Seagull's body doubles is that they're rarely doing stunts; just walking around, going down stairs, carrying bags, standing up, etc. So they're not exactly stuntmen; they're just doing things the rest of us do between getting out of bed and then getting back into bed, except they're wearing jet black wigs. I remember when I left the special forces. I was always getting called in for "one last job" which only I could do. It was a bloody nightmare; I was always cancelling plans.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha right?! The body doubles just do normal things, like standing up. Oh that's crazy you were in special forces! Thank you for everything you did! I'm sure there's not much you can talk about though

[@atirageNS]

Loved the fellowship of the ring moment 🤣 And you got my brhdgfjsbhh

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol. Not gonna lie it took me like 10 tries to day it without laughing.

[@Mattastrophic1]

"You have my ex!" "Your axe?" "No! You have my ex. Take her, please!"

[@wackawacka4624]

the only person who would downvote this video is maybe Steven Seagal himself (although part of me thinks he's the kinda guy who would think these reviews are praise...which in a way i guess they are...whoa, meta). genius review. great content.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha thank you kind sir. I assume every downvote is someone who knows Steven. Or Steven himself on multiple accounts.

[@MarioSratss]

I watched that at the release and I found it solid, but maybe I was wrong 😅 The body doubles are hilarious. And I love your Seagal impression 😂

[@LiquidZero_]

11:48 ... You need to do more dubs like this. Brilliant.

[@mir6920]

totally- I replayed it and laughed for 10 min and then subscribed!

[@mwont]

The moment I saw it I knew I had to drop everything to watch this vid.!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha why thank you very much

[@mikehawkswollen5819]

I love these videos bud. You point out the ridiculousness so well!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Seagal is a god among men and we live in his world.

[@akmil02]

He actually convinced a high ranking Buddhist that he's a reincarnation of a Buddhist monk

[@kubrickking5101]

I completely agree. I am routinely blown away by his command of the screen.

[@leewright1]

Seagull is a dog amongst real men and he is also a turd. Edit: I take that back, that's an insult to dogs. And seagulls.

[@Mattastrophic1]

I was VERY uncomfortable during that scene where Seagal tells the kidnapped girl to calm down because she's been drugged. I'm 100% certain that isn't the first time he's said that to a woman...

[@gerbelz7992]

For a post 2000s seagal movie this one isnt that bad. Just found your channel awesome stuff

[@justahuman8790]

I think I’ve watch all your SS vid, just what I need when I need a laugh. Keep it up, my good man. Top banana 👍✌️😆☝️

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm so glad you enjoy these :)

[@YakAttack915]

@10:16 that was such a great episode of sunny. Lol So many body doubles..... Lol And that tropic thunder clip is one of the funniest scenes of any movie.

[@sbsp83]

The B role commercial thing at 13:40 is Lake Louise, the hotel is Fairmont Chateau. Banff National Park, Canada :)

[@RedEyeReviews]

It is a super pretty resort...and hey if someone already filmed it. Why film it again?

[@sbsp83]

@@RedEyeReviews Banff in general is very beautiful. The glacier lakes are very blue.

[@seanmcclure]

Can we take a moment to all appreciate what this contact creator is doing. He is taking the bullet for all of us so we don’t have to go insane watching them ourselves.

[@henryrmarliniii8360]

Just pass me the dynamite, I'll end it now. I'd have to take out a GoFundMe page, for all the money. I'll need for my therapist

[@Argumemnon]

Contact creator?

[@craighouse1279]

Sometimes Stabler and I read the playbook by the light of the jukebox, but when it was time to play on Sunday we were ready.

[@a.nonymouse]

The Sistine Chapel of Steven Seagal Movie Reviews. They're like Pringles, once I pop one on the screen I just CAN'T STOP... No, mommy, make the bad Steven Seagal movies stop... MAKE IT STOP! Hehe.

[@burtbacarach5034]

"Bake em away toys". Oh,and subbed.

[@itachi-kun7736]

Seagal beating those two thugs after going to the c. store is hilarious! Also his double bodies is so obvious

[@RedEyeReviews]

The body doubles were real bad in this one

[@inferno0020]

Welcome to the Gangsterville, Alaska!

[@djcease1996]

Boy I am late to this one. That jacket Seagal wears in the opening scene is badass. Nobody wears coats like Steven. Once again I am sad to say this is another Seagal vehicle I have never seen. I cut my Seagal ponytail off and have felt less powerful since. I think it's a prophetic sign I need to regrow it out.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh man the ponytail has come off!? That must feel weird. How long did you have it?

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews Only about 6 months. So It was about the length of Seagal's in *Hard To Kill".

[@ewarwoowar9938]

6:45 That's Ryu from Street Fighter. That might be why you recongnised him and thought he's a big time actor.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oooooo that has to be why

[@destroyerarmor2846]

Byron Mann

[@mrblonde609]

Byron Mann was in a couple of great movies. "Corruptor", "Crying Freeman" and even more recent big budget titles like "Skyscraper" or "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." As always RedEye Reviews did a subpar job at doing his research.

[@Zzzzalazar]

You are FUNNY!!! Love it!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you friend!

[@sir1thomas1]

I love that awful overdub of Seagals voice in the beginning. "I'm takin dis cAHHr Biitch..."

[@roryslaine7896]

Just think about this... there's an alternate universe where Seagal is an Academy-Award winning character actor.

[@benzelwasington4059]

Imagine that segal meeting ours

[@randomantics3934]

steven segal is so dangerous he literally had to be hugged by fbi agents while hysterically crying in fear lmfao you go steven

[@maximilianoafonso1762]

That guy was RYU from Street fighter !! Good movie for a redeye review

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

"this kid looks like he's about to get punched" That's exactly what he looks like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

He's so nervous

[@bharv2309]

That guy you were saying is only in Seagal movies actually played a huge part in the amazing Netflix show Altered Carbon.

[@sepollcas]

"A shitty fellowship of the ring" 😂

[@Golden_Ghoul]

There are a handful of things I love in life. One of them are reviews of shitty Steven Seagal films.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol well you are in a good place

[@drdeutschland3956]

In the scene where you were talking about the guy who you thought was a big actor, he and the other dude were in The Expanse. Admiral Augusto Nguyễn and Prax Meng I think

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ooooo that'd probably why he looks so familiar to me

[@skullyskaric7779]

oh so seagal can't seem to fit in cause he's TOOOO FAAAT to go down stairs. 10:54

[@seanmcclure]

One more thing. I did some research and found out this is actually a horror movie. After seeing Steven Seagal, refrigerators everywhere were f’n terrified!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol baZing

[@CanItAlready]

11:42 is my favorite part. I kinda wanna see that version of the Lord of the rings. 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexquintana1031]

OH DUDE THAT’S RYU FROM STREET FIGHTER THE MOVIE! The Asian guy you mention’d is in alot of Seagal movies I sware that’s Ryu’…supporting actor to Ken aka Meeklo from Blood in Blood Out!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I have to rewatch Street Fighter now. He looks super familiar but I really couldn't figure it out lol

[@nauseous3925]

the body doubles are the best 🤣🤣

[@vooveks]

1:52 As well as being mysteriously laminated, that letter is also not handwritten, if I’m not mistaken. I believe that’s a cursive-style font. That probably annoys me more than it should, but still.

[@RedEyeReviews]

You are probably correct. Lol that's just lazy

[@larrywest42]

​@@RedEyeReviews To be fair, writing a Dear John letter using MS WordPad means "Holly" was really throwing some shade. Only Comic Sans could make it snarkier.

[@larrywest42]

​​@@RedEyeReviews On second thought, a non-handwritten goodbye means Holly was kidnapped by some evil organization, but that scene came from another movie and no one cared enough to tell Seagal he had mixed up the scripts.

[@murphykenji]

Dude, he was in The Corruptors with Mark Wahlberg and Chow Yun Fat. He played the leader of the Fukinese Dragons. It's a great movie. 😁

[@rockdesu]

That girls acting and Steven Seagal's acting are perfect for a Razzie. Also isn't that the monk that came out in the other Steven Seagal movie?

[@bigbob10118]

It was somewhat watchable, but the I think the title was the best thing about it

[@soulknife20]

Byron Mann(the guy who is in Wu Assassin) was also in Street Fighter as Ryu.

[@lfroncek]

When you're finally caught up to present day, can you mish mash footage from previous Seagal movies to make a RedEye Review for Tinted Death?

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh that is an amazing idea haha.. just make my own Seagal movies

[@ziggystrangelove4250]

That end footage is literally the first 5 minutes of the shining

[@robertgroen2197]

A dangerous man; that is the title of the movie and the description of Seagal at a buffet! LOL!

[@robertgroen2197]

this and Space Ice are comedy gold :)

[@seamusperkins2526]

I've only seen that Asian in one other thing He did a pretty knock out job as Admiral Nguyen in the Expanse.

[@brotherjew1]

Wasn’t the “big time actor” in Altered Carbon for like 30 seconds?

[@chimchimcharoo56]

ryu from street fighter 1994 has been in one other movie besides the 4 or 5 seagull movies you mentioned, he was also in street fighter 1994

[@cargo_vroom9729]

4:00 Haha best joke in this is that cops actually face any consequences for bad behavior.

[@lkerygma]

im here for the seagal lore

[@tyrant_tarantula]

So wrong about police procedures, but fun video as always

[@abcdefgcdefg5178]

Here's a fun game, tell segal he can't play an special forces/ ex special forces character and watch him try and write a script 🤣

[@larrywest42]

Ooooh ... What about a remake of Kindergarten Cop, where Seagal's an investigator from the Post Office, digging into mail theft? Character introduction: "He was One *Tough* M-Fing Postal Carrier. Walked the only 50 mile route the Post Office ever had. Never sat down. Could put flyers into mailboxes from around the corner. Dogs adored him. Kids put out cookies for him. Young women would stalk him."

[@abcdefgcdefg5178]

@Larry West oh bro he would never do a script where he couldn't sit down lmfao

[@JoeR203]

The only way Seagal could be dangerous, is if he falls on you.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Very dangerous

[@kitbradley2689]

Honestly, if there was a LARPer village where you could run around like a Seagal character, I'd totally be there, dude. Maximum legit!

[@crushert]

"Maximum legit" could easily be the title of his next masterpiece.

[@SteeleZack]

By this point in his career, one could speculate that the only time Seagal would do his own stunts in fight scenes if he though the stuntman/men playing the villain(s) had cut in front of him at the catering table.

[@ripeager9338]

11:07 I did a bit of research and it turns out that Seagal needed to have a stunt double perform in this part as it was around this time that the delivery driver showed up. Also I hear that is his favourite choice in porn, ie the ones where the pizza delivery guy shows up. Most of use fantasise about being the delivery guy, whereas he just fantasises about being the one left alone with the pizza.

[@attiasprouse682]

RiffTrax just tackled this movie!!! I think you’d love it.

[@michaelmyers3709]

Byron was in Street Fighter, but I guess that’s not exactly anyone’s proudest moment...

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol that explains it better

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

Steven Seagal is indeed a dangerous man...to an all you can eat buffet...heyooo Edit: I typed this comment at the start of the video..and then you made that joke...thats some scary shit Did you cut the line were the kid at the liquor store asked steven for his ID...because he couldn't tell he was over 21...shit I should write Seagal movies

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha between the two of us we could write one great movie! Lol, they totally would ask him for his ID And it would say he was 6'6" 220 lbs

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

@@RedEyeReviews and he would finish the scene by speaking "youth" with the cashier...i am not young anymore but maybe something like "rad" or "farout"

[@ohride]

Bad guy = discount Gabriel Byrne

[@ShotgunNShacK]

Lol yeah I can absolutely see it.

[@ajktigie]

Byron Mann the fighting Monk is back!

[@supremetruth7512]

People talk about Neil breen and tommy wiseau being masters of film. Steven seagal has been doing it for 30 years.

[@MenAmongTheRuins77]

steven is a good man

[@leonardoantonio8756]

So who in the movie was the dangerous man?

[@crunchyfresco]

He was on the street fighter

[@WanArk86]

No wonder he seems familiar.

[@fgtrfdsw32d90]

For a second I thought it was Sharon lee.

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

The guy at 6:48 is the main villain in The Man With Iron Fists, a pretty solid martial arts flick. He's hammy as shit and great in it too.

[@Mattastrophic1]

That movie is hammy and crazy all over

[@Teh69thSpartan]

He also collabed with Seagal in "Belly of the Beast" (2003) & "Absolution" (2015)

[@BrickNewton]

Seagal is Jack Reacher from the 99c store

[@Napalmnate]

Kroger brand Aaron Paul BWAAAAAAA! Subbed my man

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol thank you!!

[@randywatson8347]

Lol that interogation guy at the beginning sounds like Trump.😁

[@4g63t8]

His face says “Spalding” across it if you look real closely.

[@mike1967sam]

I think this movie should be called "A Morbidly Obese Man".

[@taylorjohnson421]

dude was ryu in the van dam street fighter

[@CaptainCalculus]

1:36 the reason for the intros like that for each character is to copy the Guy Ritchie films

[@SuperKratosgamer]

7:04 he was Ryu in street fighter

[@Mattastrophic1]

Which kind of explains how he ended up doing Seagal movies.

[@aneshramsaroop8436]

Another bedtime story at the karatay corner

[@izidororaziel4918]

A very good movie

[@VideoJamesShow]

Byron Mann isn't a BIG deal. Except he is in Street Fighter with Van Damme. Which impresses no one.

[@jagomeistr]

Okay, so, I know these movies are bad, but is it weird that I want to watch these movies for myself.. I dunno', maybe it's a bad idea. lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh it's a bad idea but I am right there with you.

[@JorgeMoreno-bm2oz]

Easter Island Moai at 2:24

[@sylvainimbeault4706]

dude i bet you anything that the kid in the liquor store replaced the underware model in true justice no i just google them both they really look alike

[@vitkomusic6624]

I don't understand all the hate for seagal. He has made so many movies.. So many action kicks ass cliches..... And people still overanalyse his. Movies...

[@larrywest42]

It's a little unfair to criticize young actors turning it up to 11 because they're in shi++y movie: they know this movie is Seagull guano, but damn it, it may be the last chance for grandma to see them in a movie!

[@davidwinkle5080]

you say that your glad she was drugged to cover up her bad acting i was thinking the exact same thing .Except drugging segal to cover up his bad acting and bad accents

[@RedEyeReviews]

Seagal would need ALOT of drugs for it to work on a man of his size.

[@jayve4433]

I guess they called it a dangerous man cause they couldn’t call it a slow man, or a fat man, or maybe a mumbling man

[@tun-tunninc.6492]

Not once does Segal blink. 😳😳

[@sandyn3384]

The only danger he poses is to a hamburger.

[@robertprice5243]

... He said he's been in the military for 15 years what he joined when he was 50?

[@destroyerarmor2846]

Make fun of this movie all you want but I enjoyed it. Mindless fun

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh I agree. I love all these movies. There's a real reason I watch them alot lol. I just also like to poke fun of them

[@mohammedali9952]

It Special Forces, Special Needs