Audio Engineers React to Lulu by Metallica and Lou Reed!

Well....here we are....the three of us sit down and yes, listen to the ENTIRE Lulu album for your entertainment. So come listen along with us (weather it's for the first time or the hundredth time) to what some people call a masterpiece and some people call a garbage pile...THIS is Lulu.
Link to listen to Lulu on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/album/3FgLMf...
Link to Purchase Lulu from Amazon:
www.amazon.com/Lulu-LOU-METAL...
Link to Soundgym:
www.soundgym.co/
Timestamps:
00:00:00 Intro
00:07:02 What is this Album?
00:17:09 Brandenburg Gate Reaction and Discussion
00:31:10 The View Reaction and Discussion
00:52:33 Pumping Blood Reaction and Discussion
01:06:42 Mistress Dread Reaction and Discussion
01:19:49 Iced Honey Reaction and Discussion
01:29:38 Cheat On Me Reaction and Discussion
01:54:27 Frustration Reaction and Discussion
02:03:17 Little Dog Reaction and Discussion
02:11:19 Dragon Reaction and Discussion
02:22:26 Junior Dad Reaction and Discussion
02:41:57 Soundgym and Improving Your Audio Skillz
02:52:38 Outro
....PHEW....over.

[@PatrickMusilek]

This is it people!!! LULU!!!! Metallica music starts at the 17 minute mark (sorry to those who love the extra long intros, they will return)!

[@mfree80286]

Ah! Thank God. It's out. Which means it's done. Like, archived done, never to be searched for again... valiant effort, gentlemen. I truly appreciate the hand Metallica gave to Lou to finish what he had to know was his last gasping hurrah. And that's about all there is to appreciate.

[@chriskeyes713]

Oddly enough, they did preform this live… in Germany…. Hah…. Fuckin Germans got lulu in its entirety and that was all that was ever spoken about this project.

[@jpwr72]

This is what we hear when you talk over every album you react too lol

[@Jackfleet091]

To funny bro

[@philsmith2842]

What was interesting about the post-album reviews and interviews was how much Metallica protected Lou Reed from the negativity. Lou Reed was ill during this period and Metallica knew this, they took the full weight of the bashing. Kudos to Metallica for this.

[@felipegiraldo8100]

I mean, this is straight senile performance, what was he even thinking when he did this...

[@randomuser5237]

And a section of Metallica "fans" were exactly the opposite. They attacked and threatened Lou Reed (which he revealed later in an interview).

[@TerribleEnglish]

.. like a criminal who gets away without a court case because he's not well enough. 😅

[@leesakowski9145]

​@@TerribleEnglishNah ...it's your superficial interest in what constitutes metal that is criminal. Now you got the real deal, you can't handle it.

[@TerribleEnglish]

@@leesakowski9145 My bad, I guess. Oh, well, at least Chuck Mosely is now knocked off the top spot for my worst ever vocalist award.

[@Metalovai]

Finally some good music in this channel.

[@MegaMetallicaMASTER]

I. AM. THE. TABLE!

[@Arge81]

OLEN PÖYTÄ! That one was in finnish. Please give us more translations about that sentence in your own language.

[@AndyTheRoo]

This is definitely an album of all time

[@fixxxer3456]

I had tried to forget how bad Lou Reed sounded and it all came back to me

[@rlshky]

Think once you’re through with your Metallica stuff you guys should do Kirk Hammett’s solo project from a year and a half ago, Portals. Sure you’d love 4 instrumentals.

[@derekgagnon1250]

Yes they should it's so good

[@sneezemachine]

There is no way Patrick will willingly listen to 4 instrumentals 😂

[@Deadlyspark]

This whole album feels like 'man yells at cloud' but with backing intrumentals

[@philsmith2842]

You guys have almost done it!! I’ve actually stuck around for the whole video, it’s been tough but you guys made it worth it 🤘🏻

[@peterroman1554]

Thank you Patrick and Chrises for the premiere, I don't usually write comments but it was so fun to watch this along with you guys and everybody else and comment along the way. I gotta admit though, as much as I tried, I did eventually fall asleep somewhere towards the end of last song because it was around 3AM here, but mainly because it just kept on going forever 😄 I'm still proud of myself for making it this far

[@Meetallica4ever]

I AM THE TABLE

[@GhostIslandThunder]

yoooo this will actually be the first time i listen to it in it's entirety, cuz i can't for the life of me sit through and listen on my own. I tried on numerous occasions. And trust me, i get it...i like artsy shit too and all the different forms creativity can be expressed, but holy fuckin moly!... lulu is A REALLY, tough listen. Yall will def make it bearable. I'd imagine I'm not the only viewer who falls into this same position. Excited for the reaction guys👌

[@anonimototalmenteanonimo6698]

i am the table ? Are we the table ?

[@PatrickMusilek]

We had a lot of comments on our previous videos about how this will be the first time A lot of people are actually going to be listening to Lulu, so we took that responsibility to heart!

[@Wilss]

Yep, same. Can't stomach the entire thing on my own.

[@huttanamaihala2276]

Absolutely, I've tried once by myself and i would never try again..we'll share the pain altogether

[@TerribleEnglish]

Me too. I've given it a go several times, but I always had to give up after that opening line of lyrics.. 😅

[@metallitero]

Fun fact: They performed many of these songs live on TV with Lou.

[@TheDazoooo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGKafqGol7Bgr9Esi=B04IQO30fpngN9VK

[@pentexsucks43]

The things I'd do to see this live

[@MetalliDay]

THEY WHAT?!?!

[@yash1140]

I think the key to understanding Lulu and appreciating it is listening Lou Reed's Berlin (Often regarded as one of the greatest pieces of music ever written), since Lulu is a spiritual successor to it in every way. Either way, glad that you guys listened it, even though y'all didn't particularly like it.

[@AdamWilsonOfficial]

Every time Lou comes in, all I hear is grandpa Simpson.

[@user-xg9zs6hm1x]

This is the reaction I've been the most excited for, and yet and can't be there for most of the premiere 😮‍💨😭

[@MikeMcKinnon]

Thanks for this guys. Appreciate your take on it. This was the toughest one to sit through! Haha. This was only the second time I ever listened to this.

[@cmlguerra]

Next: hardwired to self destruct

[@Mine_CraftLP2]

Hardwired to self deLulu

[@Frank_San_Nicolas]

For me, this is why Lulu was made. So I could one day watch your reactions. Priceless.

[@philsmith2842]

Genuinely can’t wait for the reactions and analysis of this album!

[@NiacinWaterTaffy]

First album I look forward to hearing you guys talk all over.

[@MrCreepyBoss]

I am so damn gutted I missed the premiere for this. Hope you're all well. I'll try and tune In for the next one. Much love. ❤️

[@PatrickMusilek]

Yeah you missed all the wrestling table memes lol! But no worries! Make sure to try and make the Halloween Special when we premier that sometime next week!

[@MrCreepyBoss]

@PatrickMusilek Oh ill definitely try and be there for that.

[@MrCreepyBoss]

​@PatrickMusilek Oh, also I forgot to mention. Thanks for the quick shout out in the video! Appreciate it. Were you able to find my band's stuff? If not, hopefully the Discord is up and running soon. ❤️

[@IASP17]

oh no. not Lulu. I was hoping for a S&M reaction. Metallica concert with symphony

[@AE_Inc.]

Don't worry, they'll listen to S&M too

[@PatrickMusilek]

Yes we will get there, but we want to finish their Studio albums first!

[@Hoscitt]

Chris on the left laughing so much through track 1 has already made my day 😄 Really good warm friendly vibe to this vid already 👍🤘

[@AssassinMaster51]

This is gonna hurt 😂

[@vdawg2224]

The musicals discussion - I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks guys!

[@THETYMEKK12]

This whole video is soooo hilarious! You made my evening! :D :D :D

[@TheKartoffel101]

I just love to watch your videos. The best thing to do for a Saturday morning is to sit (slightly hungover) with a warm blanket and a tee in front of my TV and watch 3 guys listening to the worst Metallica album ever created! It's going to be a blast! btw Thank you guys for doing this!

[@KyleS.1987]

Finally the algorithm recommends a good channel! Ya'll are cool.

[@PatrickMusilek]

Thank you for giving us a shot! Lots of other Metallica (and many other artist's albums) to check out here!

[@antonyrod1003]

What needs to be understood, this is a Lou Reed album. Its not a Metallica album by any means. They did a collab with Lou Reed at the Rock and Roll hall of fame and the idea was spawn. Its not a terrible album, but do not expect too much of James Hetfield singing. Its more of Lou Rees doing slam poetry. I will say the music and riffs that Metallica came up with for thia album are pretty good. To me Dragon is the standout track. Which is quite surprising that we are getting a reaction to us. I know you have been going through all Metallica discography. I think there should be reaction for Garage Inc.

[@fixxxer3456]

Yea, it's Lou Reed featuring Metallica not the other way around

[@NowSethaboi]

Doesn’t change the fact that it sucks 😂😂

[@keefriff99]

It’s terrible either way. You’re trying to justify its awfulness.

[@antonyrod1003]

@keefriff99 and whats truly awful????? Lou Reed speaking and singing? Or the riffs Metallica came up with. Im not saying by any means its a masterpiece, but there are good riffs on there. And you can tell me there weren't riffs on there you wouldnt jam out too. End of the day, Metallica has done what they have wanted, when they have wanted. Doesnt matter what anyone thinks. They do what they want, they are the outcast, I applaud them. They take chances no one else would.

[@keefriff99]

@@antonyrod1003 Metallica wasted some really promising riffs on this project. The production is also quite good…I just can’t stand what Lou Reed is doing here. It’s a total stylistic clash. If Metallica wants to do projects like this, they should be prepared for negative feedback. I’m under no obligation to like this just because I’m a Metallica fan. I went into it with an open mind but I simply can’t stand it.

[@Dkeene86]

I didn't think I would like this. And this is my first time hearing it. I love it. A metallica concept album

[@fidacuca]

Which is the concept?

[@UncleUncleRj]

There's a fan version of The View that just has James singing "I am the table!" for hours. It's just... amazing...

[@eggznbakeyy]

welp i never thought the day would come where i would listen to lulu, but i’m willing to do so with you guys at my side 😂 counting the days, patrick!

[@PatrickMusilek]

I love the idea of people listening WITH us for the first time! Hopefully you dont mind us talking over the music too much lol!

[@eggznbakeyy]

@@PatrickMusilek haha yeah it’s gonna be awesome! dude i’ve never minded the “talking over the music” aspect of your videos. that’s what i’m here for. the ppl that get angry over it have no clue that they clicked on a *REACTION* video where the whole point is to hear the thoughts of the people reacting lol. always love hearing you and the chris’ insights. can’t wait dude

[@rockof.1793]

@@PatrickMusilek Talking over the music is Lou Reed's job.

[@Soondawg5398]

honestly thought yall couldnt make it throughout the album, but you've proved me wrong. cant wait for hardwired because of the different array of songs, and pay attention to the lyrics on When a Blind Man Cries.

[@TommyTrink]

2:23:42 Is he thinking the intro guitar for The Unforgiven III here? That always come to mind when I listen to this song

[@racsomik4508]

dude my power went out like an hour before the premiere and im actually upset, i wanted to be here but atleast i can watch now after the fact

[@onemansopinion8135]

I think Lulu is a piece of art. Like a Hieronymus Bosch piece of art that I don’t want hanging up in my living room, or in this case playing with any regularity, but still art.

[@FractionalBruce]

I honestly think this album is trash. Now I can admire Metallica for not giving a fuck and just thinking, fuck it, why not? They didn't have to release it, it could have just sat on the shelf indefinitely, but they probably listened to it, knew it was bad, and released it anyway. That takes big cojones to do, and not care what people think. For them I think this was just a fun project that they could try and do, at the end of the day, how many people can say that they had the chance to collaborate with Lou Reed? I don't think many people would turn that down. Additionally I'm sure in their minds they probably were thinking of some of Lou Reed's more commercial, well known music, when they agreed to the collab, not his more avant garde weirdness. Lyrically, the album is definitely interesting, and I think musically there's lots of cool ideas and riffs, but the two don't mesh together at all, and that's the biggest flaw of this album. I think you could have Lou Reed doing this album by himself and it would be fine, and you could also have Metallica taking Lou's lyrics and having James singing it, and it would also be fine, but together it just sounds like a mess. The production feels haphazard, and I think that's because it was, I remember seeing the band talk about recording it and they said that they would do a few takes and move on, it very much feels like they were going for atmosphere and spontaneity, rather than a super slick and polished record, or maybe Lou Reed was just lazy? I guess we'll never know. This album is an oddity, one which I'm glad exists, if not just for the sheer audacity of it, I'll never listen to this album and enjoy it, and I find it hard to believe that there are those who genuinely do, to those people, I salute you. Respect to Metallica for trying and failing, rather than going the way of so many nostalgia bands and just not trying at all.

[@PatrickMusilek]

So much of what you wrote here could be about St. Anger as well...word for word lol

[@Nichwar19]

​@@PatrickMusileklulu is much worse come on

[@FractionalBruce]

Ha! Very true, can't argue with that@@PatrickMusilek

[@K.D.R_]

I cannot wait!

[@TomTomTom87]

Thank you for the laughs, gentlemen

[@zxspex1452]

For Metallica, you guys should also hear the presidio album, which is interesting imo, and metallica live in 2006 performing "the new song" its a combination of 2 songs from DM with scrapped riffs that are amazing. Loved the vid, have a good one

[@derekgagnon1250]

Waiting for hardwired!! Can't wait for you to hear it

[@keef82]

I may be in the minority here, but I love Lou Reed. The Velvet Underground are one of the most important bands ever and his solo album New York is an absolute classic

[@davidzieglmeier1020]

At least Lou gave the average band Metallica one moment in history, which made em important, at least as a back up band for an real hof artist...

[@Sportkid-wi7zw]

Hardwired next??

[@PatrickMusilek]

First the awesome Halloween Special (which you don't want to miss) and then yes...Hardwired!!!

[@Sportkid-wi7zw]

@@PatrickMusilek Woohoo!!!

[@AE_Inc.]

I've been waiting for this xD

[@justahologram2230]

A play based on a philosophy of nihilism is an interesting choice for an album's source material, you cant argue with that

[@kbr1656]

A few things: (and I'm aware someone else may have already answered/mentioned these.) It was brought up multiple times how this album came about. They performed together in 2009 at Madison Square Garden for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert, and they got to talking about a collaboration. Metallica performed with Lou Reed (kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6DcoHWLpN5pi6s), Ozzy (kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmeviaNvqryEi80), and Ray Davies (kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWSyimSYl7eairs). Regarding live performances of these tracks...They performed a few of the tracks on three late night tv shows in Europe in November 2011. "Iced Honey" was performed a total of four times (twice at one taping), "The View" was performed three times, and "Dragon," "Junior Dad," and "Mistress Dread" were all performed at one show along with the other two. Then, at Metallica's yearly fan club shows, they invited Lou Reed as a guest and performed "The View" and "Iced Honey" for the fan club at the Fillmore in San Francisco on December 7th, 2011. These were the 30th Anniversary fan club shows, and they also had Jason Newsted, Dave Mustaine, and others as guests for one or two songs each. This was the first time I've listened to the whole album. I had heard "The View" when the album was prepping for release and tried to listen to each song once before giving up about 30 seconds in for each one. I originally had the deluxe edition of the album preordered through Metallica's website and cancelled the order once I realized it was going to be a fat steamer. To this day, I have never bought a copy of this album, and I am a hardcore Metallica fan who has attended double-digit live shows. It was nice to have you guys listening simultaneously, analyzing and chatting throughout. I feel like we should all have some sort of rare achievement badge now. Looking forward to Hardwired, Garage (Disc 1), and S&M! #SoundGymshouldsponsorthisprogram

[@notfound54321]

After your final reactions to Hardwired, Garage, and S&M, there are some other Metallica content that should be given a listen. Like other comments, the Presidio demo album recorded just before James entered rehab would definitely be an interesting video as i also discovered the demo album from your video of re-listening to Ride The Lightning. It would also be interesting to hear your reaction to 2 demo songs called "Death Is Not The End" and "Vulturous" played only live before Death Magnetic released. The takes you would state would be interesting to hear and as a St.Anger and Death Magnetic fan I'd be more than thrilled to hear what you have to say about these recordings. Aside from that though, I've enjoyed your reactions to the Metallica discography and I will continue to return for more even if opinions don't align. I can only wish for more content from you so keep up the good work. There are loads of fans, such as myself, who thoroughly enjoy your work so continue to post whenever you wish as we'll always return for more

[@ianhayes7684]

How's the frequency response on turtle Beach? I'd imagine they aren't up to snuff for an audio engineer??

[@alexanderkussatz143]

LULU is intended to subvert expectations. Much like the character from Frank Wedekind's stories, this album can be seen as an allegory of defiance against societal norms and conventions. LULU embodies the essence of an enigmatic and alluring figure who challenges conventions and incites thought-provoking discussions. In the same vein, the album disrupts traditional musical expectations. It's an art project that deliberately avoids aiming to please and, instead, seeks to challenge the listener's perceptions. A fun fact - the photograph of the puppet from the front cover displayed in a Berlin museum is credited to a man named Stan Musilek. Considering this, I can appreciate a little bit more what they have done... Otherwise, it would have been no good record. But as I say, I think it was not supposed to be.

[@kimchi2780]

It's still shit.

[@joshualiriano1270]

I Can't wait for Hardwired, I think Patrick will really like that one.

[@derekgagnon1250]

I agree

[@TheTrashmetal122]

I've always had the thought that, Lulu has better Riffs than Hardwired (and maybe 72 Seassons). It's just that they're so caught up in so much shit that you can't really appreciate them. Riffs Mistress Dread is basically Dyers Eve 2.0 Pumping blood is so dark and cool Dragon is Heavyyyy! And last part of The View is so Aggressive

[@fixxxer3456]

Yea, I wish they had saved the riffs for an album around this period instead of wasting it on this and delaying a new album by at least a few years

[@TommyTrink]

I 100% would love a Deja Entendu reaction! incredible album

[@rockof.1793]

I don't think Lulu is that bad. But waiting two days for this video. Unbearable.

[@rjmoss1985]

It is THAT bad 👎

[@martin.coronado]

OMG! This gonna be good!

[@LordBrozart]

I signed up for SoundGym after hearing Christ talk about it in a previous video!

[@ishaantiwari8969]

On a complete side note, you guys should react to In Utero Nirvana. Such a sonic masterpiece.

[@dac86]

What about a Garage Inc. and S&M1 (along with the DVD)? Both could be done as part 1 and 2... 4 videos total, lots of content for your channel!

[@house9Tube]

Yes please, Garage Inc disc one for sure 🤘

[@mauriciomijares7286]

I want to see the video about one! Please release it!

[@leandrometfan]

44:58 present Chris really got you here Patrick lol Its moments like these that fuel the people that say you three really look like best friends, and Chris' maniacal laughter proves that he really say those plays he mentioned

[@andrew78460]

patrick is going to like LULU i think haha. This will be a great episode

[@carlosaguilarlopez4513]

I have to address the fact that I love Innamorata from 72 seasons, and when I first heard it immediately reminded me of Dragon's main riff (as well the structure of the song leaving all the weight on a memorable riff). Also wanna say that to this date I still listen to Dragon and Cheat on me, which I think are killer songs despite the lyrics.

[@frantic32]

Can't believe I actually sat through this mess again, first time since it came out. Its still terrible but glad to be able to sit through it with you guys! Also this may be the very first time Parker hasn't told you to shut the hell up during a reaction lol

[@PatrickMusilek]

No one seemed upset that we didn't listen to a note of Junior Dad lol...

[@ryantimmel6112]

The guitar tone is 🔥

[@Godmil]

Been a huge fan of metallica since the mid nineties, but this will be my first time listening to this. I tried once before but noped out after about a minute

[@shortman3980]

Your conversation is better than most of the album's songs

[@fixxxer3456]

Still can't believe this was the last big album for Lou Reed...what a weird album to go out on but guess it's kinda fitting for him. I legit did the Patrick Stewart meme the whole video. God it just brought back memories of hearing this the first time

[@FractionalBruce]

S&M when? I think Patrick will really get a kick out of it!

[@Darknight-el5ld]

My guilty pleasure on this album, it's Junior Dad

[@jamesk4460]

Lulu are Lou Reed compilation album with Lou Reed songs from his old album ,Metallica just play as guest backing band

[@metallitero]

This is what I wanted.

[@no4carter338]

When you listen to hardwired I would listen to Lords Of Summer because they released that song about a year earlier

[@TheGrooovyDude]

First time listening as well. Boy this is rough.

[@lnterlet]

What Chris mentions in the 1:30-40 min mark, feels like what yall talked about in St. Anger. Good actors playing characters that are bad at acting etc. The notion that it's meant to sound natural, but your sound engineer ears noticed that lots of it was fundamentally unnatural

[@7BlueDodger]

So many good riffs on this album.

[@AL3X1KUS]

34:56 What you all came for. You're welcome.

[@mattlovesdrums25]

Patrick is such a contrarian 😂 I’m loving the open season ball busting with both Chris’ on this one. they’ve been dealing with his hot takes for so long, they finally broke!

[@PresentChris]

Hahahahaha! The ball busting is just coming out on the vids more, we've been hearing Patrick's opinions and busting his balls for approaching 2 decades 😂😂😂😂

[@gagadreams]

Never heard even a second of this! ☺️

[@elliotwatson3964]

Have you guys thought about listening to their Live recordings? They are honestly IMO the best versions of most songs

[@PatrickMusilek]

We will definitly do some live stuff after we finish the studio albums with Hardwired, and then do Garage Inc. after that itll be S&M and some live stuff!

[@elliotwatson3964]

@@PatrickMusilek Thats awesome to hear. I will defintley be watching.

[@mfree80286]

20:15 Well, to be completely fair Lou was pretty well on his way to the grave when this came out, not sure he still had a functioning liver at the time....

[@derekgagnon1250]

The riffs is only thing I like about it

[@suyyrep]

LETS GOOO I LOVE LULU

[@CladeryHeart]

Ok, what I struggle to understand here is how a bunch of middle aged audio engineers don't even know who Lou Reed is, let alone show any respect to the man? What the actual f?

[@TylerOtt-ue9ok]

Didn’t know yall was from Nebraska, cool

[@TheMaxyms]

The View and especially Dragon have such a good riff (alas, put on repeat, but still good). Dragon’s riff is a really powerful and emotional one, it could have been such a perfect outro for a Metallica record or something..

[@MetalMilitia83]

I’m excited to hear you guys talk, so I don’t have to listen to the music 😂 please talk the entire time

[@PatrickMusilek]

There will be much talking over the "music" lol

[@TheBrujo666]

Metallica and Lou Reed. Two polarizing artists make a record and get polarizing opinions. Who would have thought.

[@servantofruin]

this reminds of “Soused” the collab album between sunn o))) and scott walker and even though is a weird listen, I think it explored more interesting ideas. Would totally recommend!

[@chaddubois8164]

There's a KZbin video of LuLu with Grandpa Simpson talking over it and not only is it hilarious but also very accurate.

[@99Doogs]

Oh jack! Jack I beseech you!!

[@efwewfwef1549]

I AM THE TABLE !!!!!

[@mfree80286]

Godspeed You! Black Emperor has a double album, "Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven" that has FOUR SONGS. You've probably heard them before, they were the solemn guitar-lick background song they played when the hospitalized guy/survivor first made it out to the deserted London streets in '28 Days Later'. That was 'East Hastings" on their F#A# album. Why do I write this? Because unlike the last song here.... that's how you do slow, sparse 18 or 25 minute songs and make them listenable, possibly even enjoyable.

[@elliotwatson3964]

looking forward to hardwired! IMO much better than 72 seasons

[@thrashmetal00]

My God! I just can't.. Lulu sounds like a Mississippi preacher giving a sermon in a hot sweaty church with no ac..

[@musicinc.819]

Please let the next reaction be Hardwired, i think you gonna love it.

[@Pibowe.666]

Is hilarous that this album has so much better sound than death magnetic

[@PatrickMusilek]

And St. Anger as well. 3 huge stinkers (for various reasons) in a row...I'm starting to understand some of the disappointment with more modern Metallica.

[@johnedwards5575]

Five stars for Pumping Blood and Cheat On Me. There’s a fair number I can forget on this album, but I’ll crank those two to 12. Some of their best work.

[@joshperry482]

Would love to see some iron maiden on the channel. Some great albums that definitely differ in sounds thru out the years. Ton of material

[@MXP250]

What Metallica album are you listening to after to cleanse your ears?

[@Q24G]

Any would go