Auditing Slough

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[@crispyhoover8880]

I learnt never sign anything. I'm 52, never been in trouble, partially disabled from cancer, walking down my street, arsehole has a go at me over nothing, threatens to kill me, grabs my neck, I was a mental health nurse and a NHS trainer in self defence, so I breakaway leaving the guy on the floor, didnt follow up at all, cops turn up, blame me and tell me sign a form to say the "matter is settled". Find out that I admitted I was at fault. The other guy didn't sign so is officially blameless. Don't sign.

[@judithmatthews8460]

They don’t care who’s guilty they just what to have a name for a report. You were it.

[@ianhill4585]

Police 101, blame the victim it's easier, and it's good for the clear up rate.

[@garrylovesey6810]

Cancer - check out Ivermectin, Jim Humble and MMS, B17 IN Apricot seeds.

[@Parawingdelta2]

I live in Australia and in the last few years before retirement I drove buses. One day I was assaulted by a passenger on the bus. When a police officer was recording a statement, he asked "Did you give him permission to assault you?"

[@DG-EditsYT]

@@Parawingdelta2 thats insane

[@iankirsop8267]

Three good things about Slough 1. The M4 past it 2. The flight path over it 3. You’ve visited

[@niallwatts789]

4. David Brent

[@shuyelbari8853]

If I may as be bold as to add 5. Bath Rd O2 mobile hq and also hq to some other national company's

[@vincentsubmarinismo774]

​@@niallwatts789 and Gareth! Can't have batman without robin.

[@25242824]

trying to get him to sign something confessing to a crime in the middle of the street without any legal advice or council or any evidence presented and no court date, how are the police even allowed to do this to someone on the spot without any assessment or anything, how do they know this person isn't a vulnerable disabled person who they are trying to intimidate into a confession, he can barely speak English as it is, they literally stitched the guy up right then and there.

[@patbrown8117]

It sounds like they have just sort of cautioned him for 'theft by finding', which is so wrong. He has had no legal advice at all. However, plod can add it to their figures to show how hard they are working (by picking on the vulnerable to up their crime figures, but staying away from anything that might be a bit difficult, dangerous or just plain hard work). Haven't watched all of this yet, so don't know how it will play out...

[@grahamrobb9773]

​@@patbrown8117it's called making up the numbers so that it adds up in their paperwork

[@judithmatthews8460]

I wonder if they were recording him. They may not have informed him. They will on the basis of the caution upload his image to their data base which they will access if he is ever stopped

[@geoffbreen2386]

@@judithmatthews8460 yes body worn with no disclosure of such to subject. how can one make a subject access request?

[@25242824]

@@geoffbreen2386 there is no disclosure, the police are a government funded terror group, according to the dictionary definition the police are a terrorist organisation.

[@tman5634]

The moral of this. If you find something, don't take it to the police. They'll have you done for theft.

[@nikos-giorgos]

Yeah and don't go to Slough .

[@Gmac86.]

That chap was taking it to a phone shop to sell😂😂😂

[@michael_mouse]

...back in the day, if you found something and handed it in to the police, you were given good old slap on the back and a hearty thank you, possibly a small reward from the owner... now you get "your nicked" and a slap in the face... sad, so sad

[@simonjones4941]

@@Gmac86. exactly!! Why’s this so hard for people to see, like I’m all about giving the benefit of the doubt but he’s ‘found’ a phone in mcds n rather than hand it to the cashier, he’s left and taken it to a phone shop.. to hand in?! 🤣 clearly was trying to sell it, the shop owner knew it was stolen, called the police. He came up with that story and the police either couldn’t prove otherwise or couldn’t be bothered to investigate.

[@dougaldouglas8842]

The dirt bag clearly stole it, did not find it, and was caught on security CCTV. The pigs will not come out, respond to thefts unless security is involved.

[@mrsnobby4999]

You’re right AB , Slough is definitely grim! What a depressing town.

[@ahh980]

The people need educated more on their rights as long as they don't know police will get away with abusing people's rights

[@goodyeoman4534]

It's not a matter of "education". All the information is there for anyone to look up and understand. The problem is apathy. No one cares. We saw that during COVID. Ancient rights taken away at the drop of a hat, and barely anyone said a word.

[@funnyman9616]

Take the man or woman who acts as a public servant (police) and take him or her to court make them swear in and when they do everything they say true so ask him or her where they have the right to tell you what you can and cannot do with property and is it their property they will say no Then where do they have the right to rob it and destroy your property their duties are to protect the property of man and woman not persons (companies) and to save life’s of man and woman that’s it

[@martinkdoorstoperception.1913]

facts

[@blue24563]

The police love abusing their powers. I reckon most police become officers as revenge for being bullied at school.

[@goodyeoman4534]

@@blue24563 It's a working theory. But there are plenty of people in positions of power - petty or otherwise - who simply enjoy the feeling of having power over others, as can be seen in any HR department, bland office environment or middle-management meeting.

[@10tendogsdonie]

Best advise, never talk to them period,

[@Stuboy]

Always film public officials & never sign anything without a solicitor present ... period

[@properjob2311]

NEVER ACCEPT A CAUTION

[@jimmyccam]

This is good advice, especially for the youngsters who could have their lives blighted for some foolish behaviour. Make the police charge you and prove their case. They probably don't have enough evidence.

[@richardjones8699]

@@jimmyccam it drops off after a period of years from memory. I believe 5.

[@stomingaben]

@@richardjones8699 11:29 that website says that it'll be on your record for 6 years then it becomes "protected" but it's still gonna be visible on the National Police database and on a Police certificate for visas and it might still show up on an enchanted DBS certificate. It gets deleted only when you turn 100 years old.

[@richardjones8699]

@@stomingaben what does protected mean?

[@stomingaben]

@@richardjones8699 I believe it means that it's hidden on a regular DBS certificate, i'm not sure.

[@JohnSmith-wl8cv]

If you find something never hand it in to those criminals .

[@adamfreeman2348]

Correct!

[@ES-yk3mh]

Correct. But don't take it to cash converters either, like I believe that the guy did... Put it on Facebook while also waiting for it to ring

[@shuyelbari8853]

@John Smith, that's because after 12mths if the lost property is unclaimed it gets sold at a public auction. The proceeds of which go to the police.

[@shuyelbari8853]

@@ES-yk3mh , like that move.

[@davinci3919]

Council worker throwing his cigarette butt on the street. Unacceptable

[@colinsaunderson6682]

after watching this vid ive booked a 2 week summer holiday to slough..can't wait

[@gl4evah]

Slough looks like a scene from Trainspotting

[@djdelight_musik7181]

Those two corrupt officers at the start even had the gall to tell that poor bloke at the end ' Have a nice day!' Wtf!

[@Bruce4lmighty]

Right! They break the Law but believe they are acting Lawfully. THAT is the core issue 👍🏻

[@stewartmckeand8953]

'Have a nice day' in cop speak means go and fuck yourself.

[@adamfreeman2348]

Lol

[@ysgol3]

🤣That's my summer holiday to Slough cancelled. Great meeting with the tourism czar of the town at the end. Hilarious as always AB, thank you!

[@HBFREEWORLD]

😂

[@bladewed]

lmao!

[@timgeorge1009]

AB we desperately need you and more like you Love you man Great content again man

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

@Jordan Sherrington 🥾 👅

[@ducks3107]

Need more people to record the most mundane things and provoke everyone? He's nuisance

[@sarahw3102]

I’ve learnt so much about my rights from your channel thank you 👍🏻

[@lmc4964]

I lived in Maidenhead for a few years, going to slough was like going on a poverty safari

[@pooooornopigeon]

The rich Victorians used to go to the East end of London so they could " go slumming it "

[@pagrant]

We stopped in Maidenhead for the weekend as we had a naming do to attend , never again.

[@timetide5961]

Its not the peoples fault x

[@julianedge6431]

I live in Maidenhead :) long way from Redditch

[@julianedge6431]

@ata..2.0 It is. I was replying to @lmc4964

[@iby914]

I've been saving up over the last year for my holidays in Slough but after this video I've changed my mind going.

[@Ellie-mc9wb]

But why ? it'll be the best "foreign" holiday you'll ever have 😂😂

[@marekjacek1678]

You can say that again slough high st is like down town Mogadishu ! In the evening it’s not safe at all!

[@MrBollocks10]

Don't be put off by this Aby. They keep the streets clean for the tourists. You'll love it.

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

@@marekjacek1678 or down town Warsaw we were hoping after brexit all you polskis would bugger off back to that forsaken place you call a country. Polish drunks, hooligans, bigots and undesirables have ruined the town like they have majority of the country.

[@ducks3107]

Who in their right mind would go to slough let alone a holiday? 😂

[@JackMcLeodJr]

"I don't need your advice thanks Constable!" and walk away.

[@colingreer853]

Swiftly followed by an arrest for suspected theft of a mobile phone.

[@JackMcLeodJr]

@@colingreer853 😂 😂 the laws here are pathetic. Seriously pathetic.

[@josephsmith7200]

Top secret Royal Mail , scared you’ll find the thousands of parcels they ‘lost’ over the last few months

[@JS67137]

They CAN and WILL use every little thing you say against you.

[@oliverdoak9295]

I got done by the caution scam man y years ago as a 14 year old. Got into trouble at school, I got arrested via my name just getting mentioned. Getting ripped apart by my parents never been arrested before and panicked. They didn't have any real evidence but I was young and got bullied into accepting the caution by getting told that it was a slap on the wrist and it wouldn't affect me in future it was just a formality. Boy was I wrong, all came up on dbs for when I had kids and started coaching the kids rugby team, it has stopped me taking my life limiting child to Disney in Florida. All because I got bullied into just accepting the caution didn't get offered a solicitor or anything. This was 24 years ago so it's been happening for years.

[@17framesrblx]

yo! Pretty sure they are "spent" which means they are no longer relevant after 2 years. You should be good at 16. Is this true?

[@seamusblack5876]

No good deed goes unpunished

[@mikemccarthy1398]

I must remember to take Slough off my bucket list ...thanks AB

[@chrishartley1210]

I worked in Slough a number of years ago, it was so bad then I didn't think it could get any worse. Looks like I was wrong.

[@gooniemarky]

You wouldn’t believe how far the high street has fallen in recent years…absolute dive these days

[@edschultz9551]

@@gooniemarky I heard Queensmere is practically empty. Is that right?

[@gooniemarky]

@@edschultz9551 yep,a large section of it is closed of

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

They moved all of Poland and half of ukraine here it’s now a gulag disgusting state of town and country

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

@@gooniemarky They moved all of Poland and half of ukraine here it’s now a gulag disgusting state of town and country

[@DreamClean]

The police never let a good deed go unpunished

[@EyeSpyAudit]

Police screwed that guy over. The guy didn't intend to permanently deprive the owner of the goods 🤬.

[@GilesWendes]

he was trying to sell it in a phone shop!

[@GilesWendes]

@@Black-Circle no, but attempting to sell something you found is an offence

[@stuartb4525]

@@GilesWendes Bollocks

[@goodyeoman4534]

How do you know?

[@goodyeoman4534]

@@Black-Circle But he wasn't fishing for scrap metal in a canal; he had someone's mobile phone and may have been intending to sell it. Slight difference.

[@daytona1212]

That man had no clue what he was signing. But he should have handed the phone over to the manager at McDonalds, that would have been the right thing to do because the owner would go back there after he discovered he lost his phone.

[@ES-yk3mh]

He didn't hand it over because he took to cex or cash converters to sell. That's why his driving licence was missing, he was using it as identification to sell the phone when he got picked up. I'm sorry but he deserved that caution, our phones are a massive part of our lives. I would never try to sell a phone I found. Nor would I hand it in. If you're found innocently waiting for that phone to ring or posting it on social media, looking for the owner they would not nick u. I hate them but I'm sure of that

[@scottsheppard9906]

Probably because slough council declared bankruptcy last year. 760million in debt..😮

[@andrewpredeth9038]

Same as kirklees council. My town lost the town hall and the locals bought it to stop a sneaky demolition

[@Bruce4lmighty]

AB: “sounds like a genuine mistake” Goon #1: “potentially it is, that’s why we’re giving him some advice” Goon #2: “sign here” Coerced and deceived a Member of the Public into admitting guilt (by way of his autograph on the document) for finding a phone. Criminal behaviour which is Misconduct in Public Office therefore, both goons need indicting IMHO. Disgusting behaviour

[@mr.a8315]

Amen, brother. ♥🙏

[@DonnyNoMarie]

How did the police know he had a phone that didn't belong to him?

[@simonjones4941]

Clearly wasn’t a mistake. He’s taken a phone he’s ‘found’ in mcds, then taken it to a phone shop to hand it in?? Or he’s tried to sell it & they’ve called the police?

[@wezftw7130]

Not once did they say you don't have to sign it and you can seek legal advice if you wish, fucking pigs.

[@Bruce4lmighty]

@@DonnyNoMarie Exactly! 👍🏻

[@colindavies4860]

Ab your a ray of sunshine keep up the good work bro 🤙

[@davidgaines9949]

His videos are ace

[@666salop]

What a plonker 😂

[@BennieboyVRS]

Don't think I'll be visiting Slough any time soon, thanks for the audit AB

[@legobatman8353]

Won't be missing much.

[@marekjacek1678]

The office has been bulldozed it was was in slough Trading Estate it could of been a tourist Destination !

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

@@marekjacek1678 go back to Poland

[@rajindernijjer]

I signed caution and like 15 years later they still bring that up in court.

[@bionic4368]

Why do you keep appearing at courts though?

[@ChrisSmith-rd6dm]

15 years later, and you still haven't learnt to stay out of trouble/court's, hmm

[@seanbarker9272]

😂😂

[@grahamrobb9773]

​@@bionic4368that's an awful assumption, are you the plod?

[@emmapasqule2432]

you still go to court? perhaps stay out of trouble Raj or go back to India and live there!

[@swineusswineus8241]

"I'm from Asgard" .... lol lol ... never gets old!

[@artlover282]

The way he approached the camera at 4:30, the energy he had... this is a guy who knows he's up to no good! absolutely shameless!

[@streetspirit956]

dont be so ridiculous. Idiotic comment. Up to no good? What are you on about you clown. You know nothing of the circumstances

[@artlover282]

@@streetspirit956 shut up Lady

[@keithwhittygmail]

I didn't know SLOUGH still existed. I thought they demolished it after "The Office" ended. 🤣🤣🤣

[@andyzeus6898]

They should demolish it, it's like a rats nest.

[@madness5502]

It’s like the government put all the wronguns in Slough. And every other county!!!

[@nickyhowlett8510]

Once again iv liked before I watch it because I just know its going to be good!

[@nickyhowlett8510]

Thanks for the like AB.. top marks as always. Keep it up brother

[@champagnesupernova7534]

The Slough tourist board will love this one! :)

[@Ellie-mc9wb]

Its the place where rest of the world come for their "permanent" holiday, where else do you get free hotels and spending money

[@marekjacek1678]

Most of the hotels are stuffed with illegals in slough!

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

@@Ellie-mc9wb it’s Eastern Europeans who killed the place

[@realcooking1833]

😂🤣😂this is the last decent thing you'll see in this video 🤣😂🤣I can't believe you said that at about 12 seconds 😂🤣😂legend!!

[@denis7p597]

Wow AB Good Video! You are expanding my Knowledge of the UK so much! I just Google Mapped Slough UK and learned that it is situated approximately 21 miles West of Buckingham Palace just passed the M25 London's Orbital Motorway along the M4 South Wales Motorway. I Love your Walkabouts of the UK.

[@toffeeriot4219]

Slough got sneered at in John Betjeman's snooty poem. "Come friendly bombs and drop on Slough. It isn't fit for humans now". As Stuart Marconie put it: "What he meant was it wasn't fit for a wealthy ex-public schoolboy from Malborough"!

[@denis7p597]

@@toffeeriot4219 if not for all the Litter, it Looks like many other Towns. In my Opinion , people should Organize Volunteer Weekend Litter Clean Up Details... Here people do it in the USA and they have a Blast! They get Free Coffee Coupons and Free McDonald's Coupons and they put the litter in plastic Bags and leave them along the Rd and at the End of the Day a Farm type Truck comes along and picks up all the Bags, Tires, Mattresses etc... The Areas are Gorgeous after!!!

[@OWL705.]

#STOP THE INVASION 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@robertfoskett1016]

I grew up in Slough. On the britwell estate. Thankfully we emigrated to Australia when I was 12

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

Australia, the new North Korea. F that.

[@uniquevideosUk]

Wow that lady warden had to be pulled back so hard 🤣 as always an amazing video AB.

[@GTAPlatinum]

Oh Slough what a place 😂.. such a shame what’s happened to it.. it’s literally the Ohio of the UK and I’m from there sadly but live far away now haha. AB great video as always next time your in Slough remember the unexpected is just around the corner (Road Wars Quote)

[@TheGodParticle]

I'm sure Ohio has some good towns or cities?

[@truthandreality4650]

Keep working this town, there's more to expose, way more.

[@brimkathstampex2306]

AB: 'Just filming' - Royal Mail man in blue shirt: 'What for?' The plain, simple, obvious and polite answer is: 'Mind your own business', or even better, complete silence.

[@champagnesupernova7534]

Moral of the story: If you can't spell words correctly, don't write notices for the public.

[@CommonSense111]

The lady at the end, what a keeper!🤭

[@johndavies5121]

lady ?

[@rogerkangaroo6118]

With the prices in the shops right now she would be a real asset

[@CommonSense111]

@@rogerkangaroo6118 not really, she got caught, and then smashed it!

[@bikeelectric4821]

6:00 you can tell the officer is lying because he tries to block the camera, that officer needs to be investigated and put in jail

[@zeropointconsciousness]

Good Audit AB. Nice to see something stay the same reminds me of old times.

[@legatokknd]

What a marvelous place it is, well done AB great video as usual

[@legobatman8353]

Wonderful place? What sort of drugs are you on? 🤔😂

[@goodyeoman4534]

Pretty much every English town I've been to recently has this vibe. Was in Nottingham last week and, although you can see hints of its former glory, it's now just another sh*thole awash with drugs, unemployed scum, rubbish, dirt and an undercurrent of violence.

[@dougaldouglas8842]

David Attenborough should visit and do a piece on this place

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

Go back to Poland then you lot are the reason it went downhill

[@PilotFlight2Mars]

The sense of power security and staff seem to feel as they match away stating they are calling the police is super funny. Reminds me of kids telling a sibling they’re telling their parents on them for being naughty.

[@Jo-yp8wy]

If he was a criminal he would have known not to sign anything. Also, the litter. It's one of the things I notice a lot whenever I come back to the UK. It's depressing. Why?

[@sebastianeisenberg3826]

If a person isn't aware of his or her right's this is very easily done one can be under duress and more or less coerced and incriminated into that and there aren't many who have a clue what they signing unless you truly know what you are signing when police say they are advising people is the biggest lie in history they are there to misinform misinterpret make up laws and bullshit as they go along they are there to ill advise the members of the public into submission of guilt before found guilty nor they aren't legal representatives they work for the system the Crown and the prosecuting bodies wanting people put away against their will rightly or wrongly and they simply don't give a shit what they do because they work for the biggest corrupt gang of criminals never sign anything unless you are 100% sure what you are signing especially from the biggest gang of crooks If he isn't aware of his rights which I presume he isn't he probably panicked and signed it and simply had no clue what he signed

[@wulf67]

Thank you for visiting Gaza, AB. I had no idea how bad it had gotten there.

[@ronaldfiene6384]

In the netherlands you have 24 hours after finding to turn it in at "a" police station before they can talk about theft...only in robbery or tracking it can be seen as guilty.

[@davejewell8466]

AB you remain a legend sir. Loving your work 🙏❤️

[@J__HUTTON]

Let's gooo ab the king of Audits

[@Jkk55]

The sun has got his hat on! PC Plod is a bit bossy AB! 😂😂👍

[@craigfeek2157]

That council warden was walking around like he was the new sherrif in town, this is my Manor

[@victoriaminns6436]

🤣🤣🤣I am from Azguard 😂 love it Brilliant just Brilliant ❤ Can not wait for the next video

[@andywalliams]

Wow, instead of employing traffic wardens and community officers, they want to employ people to keep the place clean and tidy, it is an absolute disgrace. The council want to be ashamed of themselves letting the place get into that state 😳

[@osmondjames792]

The sheeple will not be told otherwise... Enlightening, informative and entertaining video; thanks, AB!

[@melissapereira9879]

To be honest there are few lovely places in slough. However the town centre is a dive for sure. I was there today and I felt so horrible passing the place ie trolley loads of rubbish. Come to burnham beeches, decent areas. But yes stay CLEAR of the town centre. Also I'd like to point out - the idotic person who actually passed the bin but chose to just throw the rubbish on the floor. It's the PEOPLE that make the place. Very sad that most of the shops have closed.. bournemouth is the same, mostly boarded up. That what he crises has done and the WEF plan to get rid of most of the shops.

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

It’s the influx of Eastern Europeans that’s the cancer that’s killed every town

[@Ellie-mc9wb]

AB, when are you going to start making your videos in the UK ???

[@eddyraja3115]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dickietrickle]

I was told by an ex copper who was a decent copper btw. That 'theft by finding' isn't an actual thing in the UK. It's just theft of someone's property with the intention of keeping it. Otherwise you could nick anyone for picking anything up that's accidently lost. Which plod has done in the footage.

[@ColonelForkEyes]

Yeah, the definition of theft is to permanently deprive a person of the property. Hence why there is also the lesser charge of taking without consent.

[@delux976]

it is a thing but you need to take reasonable steps to return it to the owner still doesn't get away from the fact that legal advice should have been offered etc

[@dougaldouglas8842]

@@delux976 The git stole it, and was caught on CCTV, so the police knew who to look for, and what is more only when security gets involved will the pigs do anything.

[@dougaldouglas8842]

Actus Reus, and Mens Rea must be present in order to bring a charge of theft. The git was caught bang to rights on CCTV, and then pretended not to know he had done anything wrong. Steps must be taken to try and find the owner, under normal circumstance, which proves that you have no intense of depriving the lawful owner of their lawful right to their property.

[@reb0118]

​@@ColonelForkEyes that applies to vehicles - to cover the actions of joy riders.

[@cqdarby]

Uk is full of a holes like this, I left 15 years ago ,have been back twice and I do not recognise the country I was born and grew up in.Respect to you AB exposing the worst of the worst.

[@OldEnoughToBeYourFather]

Slough has a relatively high crime rate; figures for all crime categories are annually above the English average and figures for a few categories are at more than double the frequency. According to British Crime Survey statistics, as of September 2013, Slough had the second worst rate of crime among local authority areas in the Thames Valley Police counties (87 recorded crimes per 1,000 population vs Oxford's 104)

[@sebastianeisenberg3826]

Doesn't surprise me it is an absolute tip and dump of a place

[@MrPantss]

Hey, “finders keepers, losers weepers!” That’s how I was brought up! Surely that is a good defence 😂

[@A2Z1Two3]

Maybe not with what could possibly be a £1,000 smartphone .

[@seanbarker9272]

These police absolutely screwed that old guy over absolutely disgusting

[@garymoore8204]

It's impossible to have a bad day after watching your channel AB ,

[@OpticalTurnkey]

Still smashing it AB 🎉

[@aidenmulligan9660]

England's Green and pleasant land. Unbelievable.

[@stevetinajewell8385]

Hi AB Scary how you can get done over like that, shocking. Maybe because I'm older and I'm so trusting of the Police. When I was growing up I was told to call a Bobby if I needed help. The Blue vests are setting such a bad example, they are only making the place an even worse place to be by the look of it. Shame on Slough a big fail.

[@adamfreeman2348]

Not just slough! Everywhere! Be clear about that please

[@UltimaPun84]

You should audit hounslow Job Centre. Its inside the treaty Centre. The security there are very rough

[@jimmyccam]

Not G4S by any chance?

[@UltimaPun84]

@@jimmyccam yes, g4s mate

[@The-Great-Brindian]

why what happened to you there lol ? what did they do to you ?

[@chrishartley1210]

The mystery place - it's the back of the telephone exchange. I went in there once when a friend was part of the upgrade team and he showed me how the old exchanges worked. Very interesting.

[@bananabrooks3836]

The smell of an old analogue GPO exchange l wish l had bottled, when allowed a visit by my Dad, a GPO engineer from '58-'75, on whose overalls the lovely smell lingered long. The clicks, whirrs and trills heard there were aural delight to a small boys ears, one could imagine several hundred voices all communicating down the lines.

[@sharpspencer3234]

I'm 00:08 into this vlog and have already clicked the like button, I have literally watched every one of your vlog's and have enjoyed 96.2% of them so there is a 96.199% chance I will like this one. One that stands out ish is when your son was with you, he is getting good guidance, I believe

[@EyeSpyAudit]

Big up Sharp 💪👍👍

[@bobsmith3291]

You’re not very good at statistics

[@sharpspencer3234]

@@bobsmith3291 You may be very right but my statiistics on humour out way my math, by 1.374.099%.

[@moonshotsilver]

I was waiting for his hat to start ringing 🤣

[@cato9939]

Nevent consent to policing. Never sign anything. Period

[@danieltomkins2372]

That was the best intro I’ve ever seen!!! 😂 2 seconds in……… this will be the last decent thing you see 😂

[@timwhale9434]

Slough leadership: Mayor Dilbagh Parmar (Lab) James, Leader James Swindlehurst (Lab) Councillors Lab 35 and all other parties 14. "On 2 July 2021, Slough Borough Council issued a notice under Section 114 of the Local Government Finance Act 1988, having the effect of preventing any new expenditure on non-statutory services, following serious financial problems being identified. In October 2021, the government announced plans to appoint external commissioners to help run the council after a series of reports highlighted major problems at the local authority. Superb video. What we witnessed is the abject failure of education and the result of political corruption.

[@karoln7078]

Slough is a 3rd world country

[@andrewmoore5628]

What has happened to Britain? Where has all the British gone?

[@markbanner6473]

Blimey the standard and professionalism of security there is shocking. I blame quotas for a lot of issues in society now the crazy idea that you need to tick various boxes when employing people. How about the novel idea of just getting the best people for the job. Clearly in this case those people are crap a that job.

[@sapengro]

The Slough tourist board approves of this video.

[@dr_dr]

The female warden had probably been to McDonald's several times that day already (and every day previous). While the people of this country believe they can and should phone the Police (or threaten to) for anything they don't like, rather than actual offences, things cannot improve, especially as the Police effectively encourage it.

[@airstrip1836]

It is always quite fun when watching AB's videos to play 'spot the Englishman'.

[@mimi.musicofficial]

Yes ab, the best audit!

[@robotsonmars1989]

Gotta say Slough lived up to my expectations. It is a tip. 😆

[@OrbitAudits]

YO AB!! Finders keepers, losers weepers tbh 😂👍. Respect, bro! 👊👌

[@japtasticify]

Never conform or sign anything or say you understand cause you are admitting you stand under them ….and remain silent

[@michaelwood3099]

As Sir John Betjeman wrote....Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough It isn't fit for humans now.

[@bikeelectric4821]

ATTENTION: it is now illegal to be honest

[@desmondkanu6647]

AB I’ve missed you man, I’m addicted I’m addicted to your videos, I’m commenting even before watching because I know it’s gona be a banger 😛

[@GilesWendes]

He took it to a phone shop! Guilty af

[@AlexA-vp8ki]

The guy clearly found a phone in McDonald's and took it away with him, rather than handing it in to staff like a reasonable person would do in the circumstances. Fair cop.

[@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458]

That cop got stabbed couple years back, shame he pulled through

[@boogieboy612]

I think it is unjustified when people say Slough looks crap. Personally speaking , I know that it looks good, but you need to view it in your REAR VIEW MIRROR. IT is overloaded with people who have no pride , it never used to be like this until RECENT YEARS when the flood gates for opened. We have no one else to blame but ourselves..( or more correctly, yourselves).

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

It’s the influx of Eastern Europeans

[@brenda1378]

I stayed near Slough for a couple of days in 1975, would never go back, its horrid.

[@vosaaudits]

Thank for posting video AB. Really enjoyed your content

[@agil2277]

The camera doesn't lie. Slough is a dump.