Awful Dating Profiles

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[@Iamnothappy510]

George’s dating profile must destroy the app with the sheer amount of 4 foot females matching with our masked king

[@yeroc2378]

What about all the ones below that 4 foot dead line

[@Evanz111]

4 foot females sound like Dan Schneider‘s dream match

[@MassiveM-bj5gn]

@@finalfight505 Bot account...

[@cyberturkey77]

@@MassiveM-bj5gn I know I hate bots

[@maitiug]

I’m sure

[@hunterme6470]

As an Australian, George’s pronunciation of Geelong is something I will find in my nightmares 💀

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

literally i was like 😟😐 the whole time he was saying geelonh like that

[@BlakesAquatics]

@@Skyy3075 🙋‍♂️

[@BlakesAquatics]

As a Geelong resident i 100% agree 🤣

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

@Svenskanorden1 its a city in australia

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

@@Skyy3075 im not from geelong but i know of it cause ive been there lmao

[@radddzzz]

I would like to see a video compilation of every time George has ranked something out of 10, with things having the same scores being side by side. His scoring system is unique to say the least

[@alanax_]

george roasting my fridge i could've handled but george roasting my dating profile would just crush my soul so these were some very brave individuals

[@RomeinG.1918]

“I was suffering from a heroine addiction for 2 years and I lost everything” George: Oh look it you! So quirky! Just can’t get off those needles amirite?

[@Scriblyn]

George getting annoyed at those weed smokers is so true. You're not cool or unique you probably smell 😭

[@bee1501]

Weed is legal in the states mate

[@monomicki]

@@bee1501That makes it even less cool or unique and increases the probability of you smelling

[@bekcha4170]

@@bee1501 So are cigarettes and alcohol, neither make u look cool 🤨

[@mattbarber97]

"🍃 connoisseur" "Omg you smoke weed, you're so quirky" "Smoke weed with me" "I would take you up on that offer" George be consistent with his points/opinions challenge (impossible)

[@varialfx.]

Wasn’t the weed smoking it was the movies watching if you’re easily triggered and a softie just say that

[@mattbarber97]

@@varialfx. He's not going to shag you mate

[@k1sm33t]

@@varialfx. they were joking u silly silly man

[@batterybroken]

George: suspects someone could be a killer “That’s a solid 6!”

[@prettygirliii7008]

George giving people low scores/bullying them just for being tall gives me serotonin

[@adamthake6570]

Alternate title: george removes 90% of his Audience

[@JacobPlopper]

Cheers for the 8/10 Mr. George, love from the 6’3” Paddington fan ❤

[@F.ord_Prefect]

The weird blue rubbery cat thing at 6:55 is Stouffer. He is a character Harry Hill used and is fantastic. Please add 2 more points to his score for this

[@Evanz111]

Nah travelling back in time to watch horror movies in their prime would be dope. Getting to see people’s reactions when we actually got scared from horror films, the atmosphere must have been awesome!

[@LaurenTheorist]

I didn't think of it that way! I love that.

[@Evanz111]

@@LaurenTheorist Huh, I used to have someone comment on my videos with that exact same profile picture many many years ago so I got really confused for a moment haha! I suppose Max is a pretty common avatar for understandable reasons though ^^

[@trewth2002]

THANK YOU!!!!!!! See, someone gets it!

[@eloise_creative_studios9978]

3:57 George trying to pronouncing Geelong is hilarious lol

[@y0uth_ful]

I love how many people from Geelong have just been summoned by his mispronunciation.

[@heyehyemoboy]

george constantly fighting the gay allegations

[@FG101]

George definitely gonna have high blood pressure soon 😂

[@mcbenman1793]

Hey george, you should watch every wallace and gromit movie and drink every time they say cheese or crackers or shows them

[@hobbitkitti]

that horse picture is iconic how dare you give me a 5/10

[@WaywardGhostYT]

The way you pronounced Geelong will forever be in my nightmares

[@eggshells2238]

Omg I’ve been a resident my entire life, it’s horrific like nails on a chalkboard

[@courtneym2428]

Seems to be a few Geelong people here which is interesting

[@korecyber]

I find George's way of saying Geelong very entertaining

[@vslxvt4463]

george when he constantly says he is against vaping but that one clip of him telling will to take his vape off charge and hitting it exists 😭

[@southboi7125]

George will literally make fun u for anything💀

[@LaurenTheorist]

George please stop calling us the females. 😂😭

[@varialfx.]

No

[@akiru84]

6:40 George's type is ginger bear got it got it 📝📝📝

[@Drizzyxstrangerthings]

I wanna see George’s dating profile “3 foot 2 is great in bed like so good at falling asleep and definitely didn’t kiss James marriott “

[@sStormy]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@cloverthefrog]

congrats on minion suit from twitter who made it onto the thumbnail. amazing work.

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

I love he takes the mick of the “I’m a mess and I have this crippling addition uwu” ones because like bro I don’t want to only know what’s wrong w u/worst parts of u/your red flags 😭 especially when they put it in like it’s a good thing like no 💀😭

[@hotbread8994]

"females" 😭😭😭

[@bethysheppard]

I want him to make this a series, him ranking peoples dating profiles is fucking hilarious!!! He'd roast the shit out of mine lolol

[@chantelleshow3546]

Id love to be Georges neighbour. Every day I get to listen to such gems “weed, weed, I love weed Im so quirky” being yelled in a weeb voice

[@esmeecampbell7396]

George is such a keen businessman he has found a way to get paid and write the tax off while searching for someone to date, pre sorted by people who'd like to meet him. Certified 💯% genius plays....

[@DERAILEDbeats]

8:44 lmfao damn, aged perfectly that

[@iplayeddsharpminor]

3:06 perfectly timed disgruntled Scorsese 😂

[@alecstronach]

"weed connoisseur" is pretty wanky but to be fair, I think it's important to share smoking habits as it can be an instant deal breaker to some

[@MrIrdatlan]

My profiles are all misc info of me, like height weight and bod shape, and "Netflix & Chill?" Because nobody bothers to read my goddann bios... nor does anyone ever bother to fill out theirs. (How am i supposed to star a conversation without anything to go off of?) No success in meeting anyone so far, and i really went all out on the simplicity because im a REALLY talkative person and i have the tendency to cram my bios with useless information that i'll just repeat anyway in the conversation. Im not a bad looking dude either, closest thing i can describe myself as is "Nappa" but not that muscular and way worse mustache, pretty damn tall too. Current issues, everyone keeps ghosting me, or doesnt tell me that they're busy rn, they take litterally forever to respond when they do say something back, and or i get criticized about my job and lack of profession despite it not being their business cuz they aint my girlfriend and never will be.

[@prettysketchy1666]

George was out for blood on this one

[@Beepbeepalex]

"Not gay not gay not gay" George, you got something to say?

[@FernardFresh]

I was waiting to get roasted but I got rated 8/10. I'm quite happy

[@gerardkirwin]

I just woke up, am I actually in a GeorgeM video?

[@TanyaRando]

I'd love to see that guy do a pull up with ME on his back 😂😂😂

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

“Take better photos” 😂

[@bearlyzeph]

Australian here: pronunciation of Geelong is geh-long have a nice day yall

[@oliverboisen7475]

Next video: George watches Der Untergang lol

[@cucumber-pix]

3:57 Geelong is a Australian place, pronounced as juh-long

[@gerdakynaite6944]

I will not accept you clowning me for liking Ed Sheeran 😭🤚🏼🤚🏼

[@teak3255]

George watch the classic Little Britain 👑

[@jackwatson3932]

Jack here, Got 2/10, More than I was expecting, Cheers George

[@AndrewSmith-zu9rb]

Long day if you watch this and just see your own profile

[@trewth2002]

4:52 Look mamma I made it! Glad I don’t need to use Bumble anymore if I’m that bad at making a profile 😭😭

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

watching this when picking uor you dad and having to go on like a 1 or 3 hour drive ☠️ thanks for entertaining me EDIT: ALSO WHY DID YOU SAY GEELONG LIKE TAHGT I GET THAT YOU ARENT AUSTRALIAN BUT JT ANGERED ME SO MUCH

[@radicaledward4717]

LMAOO

[@treypenton8490]

I dropped my child to click this …

[@JudithGrimesTWD]

Hope it has brain damage

[@cole.-4688]

Same but I have a disabled child

[@treypenton8490]

@@JudithGrimesTWD it definitely does

[@s_taffs]

Ohio moment

[@treypenton8490]

@@s_taffs I'm from Florida

[@theimpressionist]

6:54 i can now add 6/10 as reviewed by George Memeulous to my profile thanks lad.

[@faye_gwenn]

It’s ‘juh-LONG’. It’s in Australia, the reason it sounds wierd is a lotta places in Aus are from aboriginal Australian languages

[@rag4877]

3:57 George discovers that places outside the shithole that is England actually do exist (its name is derived from the Wathaurong word for the area)

[@rorytaylor6816]

Can't belive there is another MinecraftKid72 video out already

[@Whatshername2]

George when r u gonna do a video with will we need him back on the memeulous channel. Hilarious video though

[@ogreiron]

What if he actually showed his face as one of the dating profiles? Unbeknownst to us as a face reveal lmao

[@wongerspongsrs6833]

thank u for the 7.5 mr george memeulous we can smoke weed and watch obscure tv anytime ;) x

[@allegedfreak]

howdy!!! im early as but i can already tell this is gonna be a banger thanks george

[@splep.]

THE JINGLE BALL CONCERT ONE WAAAAAAAAA

[@smashbrew2039]

What about it?

[@Corrupted_Jam]

i was wondering why george posted at 23:30 but then i remembered that the uk is in a different time zone :/

[@winnieamictasol318]

I feel like most of the girls here sent their profiles in with the hope that George will want to date one of them

[@katt_x0x0]

so lets see yours then 👀

[@rubes_1]

Omg famous era 💅🏻

[@FGHHJazz]

george has clearly never done a Blazed Q&A, otherwise he'd be a weed connoisseur himself.

[@toribashproductions5502]

It’s 5:00 in the morning in Nevada and I’m here for the content. I fucking guess.

[@xbdcp]

the way george pronounces geelong is painful

[@riannawalker5904]

How are you supposed to pronounce it?😭 I never heard of that area💀

[@yeslol9303]

@@riannawalker5904juh-long

[@meursault7030]

This whole video made me very anxious at the thought of returning to dating. My girlfriend is the fucking shit. She made me coffee just now cuz my back hurts.

[@AmyRaa30]

I’m only now realising that the rock at 6:03 is a fucking among us meme

[@harriswhite5988]

Hunter 💀

[@jxmblx]

i saw kwite’s vid so it was so funny seeing jaclyn again

[@sophialarick8867]

he didnt notice my redbubble alpha male shirt, oh man

[@iwenttobunnings7868]

I've heard people from Melbourne relentlessly bully and mock the town of Geelong and it's people, so this must be an even bigger L for the town of Geelong.

[@spoidabetch]

how very dare you slander cars like that 😡 first, the actual dish ratatouille is disgustinggg, and second!! the movie 'ratatouille' is just about the world's biggest health code violation, aided by a man with suspicious hair 😤👎🙄

[@JnrAUS]

Geelong is a place in australia, we say it like gelong with a soft g not geeeeeeeeeeeeeeelong haha

[@SorcererSalt]

Didn't know George was mates with Orr

[@LucasIsAfraid]

6:16 honestly I deserve the one out of 10

[@qmc7091]

love this video, also noticed you’ve been hitting gym

[@baeleyy]

3:56 Just so you know it's pronounced jelong. It's not much better but yeah

[@forthefrogs]

black panther is good for a marvel film. like just above mid, which is fantastic by their capacities. like... they made Age of Ultron bro

[@MeggEmbers]

Its the fact that I was in the same primary school class as the Will smoking weed TV guy.

[@wongerspongsrs6833]

lmao oxon represent

[@MeggEmbers]

@@wongerspongsrs6833 oxon elite

[@faithmillett2]

you never miss

[@calledsomething]

2:37 why did he moan lmao also the constant use of "females" eeeeeuuughhh

[@stephen_wansell09_35]

You neeeedddd to do a rating rizz vid😭

[@jb_nffc]

star signs 🤓

[@bensurgey2125]

GeorgeM, it's my birthday today, can I get a happy birthday from the big man himself?

[@tomaswithouttheh1101]

Happy Birthday

[@alyak_22]

damn bro, just attacking me for where i live, mans doesnt even pronounce geelong right

[@aliciat9444]

i did fall off a cliff i promise you can ask my mom

[@Kalynnkouryswife]

Hearing George repeatedly say females nearly made me shoot myself in the head

[@milkiiiteaa]

guys i think he’s gay

[@averyhennessey7104]

My guy, 5'8 is average height, you're not a short king you an average king

[@joegroenhof8320]

I swear George has been saying he is moving in three days for the last montg

[@forthefrogs]

WAIT YOURE FRIENDS WITH PINELY IHDKSKAK

[@missy15301]

Nothing on my tinder bio from when I was 18 “if you smoke the gange you can have my flange” I was hard back in the day

[@chromal05]

As a film student, I take offence to this

[@sonnyhutchins3141]

who thinks being drunk in Exeter is a good thing is tapped😂😂

[@fate9567]

Being drunk at all is tapped

[@kevinlocatelli1721]

Bruh used "females" unironically

[@Thehappypathcompany]

Cheers now my nan has KZbin to watch you