Awful Dating Profiles

[@Iamnothappy510]

George’s dating profile must destroy the app with the sheer amount of 4 foot females matching with our masked king

[@yeroc2378]

What about all the ones below that 4 foot dead line

[@Evanz111]

4 foot females sound like Dan Schneider‘s dream match

[@MassiveM-bj5gn]

@@finalfight505 Bot account...

[@cyberturkey77]

@@MassiveM-bj5gn I know I hate bots

[@autism908]

I’m sure

[@hunterme6470]

As an Australian, George’s pronunciation of Geelong is something I will find in my nightmares 💀

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

literally i was like 😟😐 the whole time he was saying geelonh like that

[@BlakesAquatics]

@@Skyy3075 🙋‍♂️

[@BlakesAquatics]

As a Geelong resident i 100% agree 🤣

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

@Svenskanorden1 its a city in australia

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

@@Skyy3075 im not from geelong but i know of it cause ive been there lmao

[@radddzzz]

I would like to see a video compilation of every time George has ranked something out of 10, with things having the same scores being side by side. His scoring system is unique to say the least

[@alanax_]

george roasting my fridge i could've handled but george roasting my dating profile would just crush my soul so these were some very brave individuals

[@RomeinG.1918]

“I was suffering from a heroine addiction for 2 years and I lost everything” George: Oh look it you! So quirky! Just can’t get off those needles amirite?

[@prettygirliii7008]

George giving people low scores/bullying them just for being tall gives me serotonin

[@batterybroken]

George: suspects someone could be a killer “That’s a solid 6!”

[@adamthake6570]

Alternate title: george removes 90% of his Audience

[@mattbarber97]

"🍃 connoisseur" "Omg you smoke weed, you're so quirky" "Smoke weed with me" "I would take you up on that offer" George be consistent with his points/opinions challenge (impossible)

[@varialfx.]

Wasn’t the weed smoking it was the movies watching if you’re easily triggered and a softie just say that

[@mattbarber97]

@@varialfx. He's not going to shag you mate

[@k1sm33t]

@@varialfx. they were joking u silly silly man

[@Scriblyn]

George getting annoyed at those weed smokers is so true. You're not cool or unique you probably smell 😭

[@bee1501]

Weed is legal in the states mate

[@monomicki]

@@bee1501That makes it even less cool or unique and increases the probability of you smelling

[@bekcha4170]

@@bee1501 So are cigarettes and alcohol, neither make u look cool 🤨

[@JacobPlopper]

Cheers for the 8/10 Mr. George, love from the 6’3” Paddington fan ❤

[@Evanz111]

Nah travelling back in time to watch horror movies in their prime would be dope. Getting to see people’s reactions when we actually got scared from horror films, the atmosphere must have been awesome!

[@LaurenTheorist]

I didn't think of it that way! I love that.

[@Evanz111]

@@LaurenTheorist Huh, I used to have someone comment on my videos with that exact same profile picture many many years ago so I got really confused for a moment haha! I suppose Max is a pretty common avatar for understandable reasons though ^^

[@trewth2002]

THANK YOU!!!!!!! See, someone gets it!

[@eloise_creative_studios9978]

3:57 George trying to pronouncing Geelong is hilarious lol

[@FG101]

George definitely gonna have high blood pressure soon 😂

[@heyehyemoboy]

george constantly fighting the gay allegations

[@F.ord_Prefect]

The weird blue rubbery cat thing at 6:55 is Stouffer. He is a character Harry Hill used and is fantastic. Please add 2 more points to his score for this

[@NARWAY_P]

I love how many people from Geelong have just been summoned by his mispronunciation.

[@MrIrdatlan]

My profiles are all misc info of me, like height weight and bod shape, and "Netflix & Chill?" Because nobody bothers to read my goddann bios... nor does anyone ever bother to fill out theirs. (How am i supposed to star a conversation without anything to go off of?) No success in meeting anyone so far, and i really went all out on the simplicity because im a REALLY talkative person and i have the tendency to cram my bios with useless information that i'll just repeat anyway in the conversation. Im not a bad looking dude either, closest thing i can describe myself as is "Nappa" but not that muscular and way worse mustache, pretty damn tall too. Current issues, everyone keeps ghosting me, or doesnt tell me that they're busy rn, they take litterally forever to respond when they do say something back, and or i get criticized about my job and lack of profession despite it not being their business cuz they aint my girlfriend and never will be.

[@korecyber]

I find George's way of saying Geelong very entertaining

[@mcbenman1793]

Hey george, you should watch every wallace and gromit movie and drink every time they say cheese or crackers or shows them

[@hobbitkitti]

that horse picture is iconic how dare you give me a 5/10

[@vslxvt4463]

george when he constantly says he is against vaping but that one clip of him telling will to take his vape off charge and hitting it exists 😭

[@WaywardGhostYT]

The way you pronounced Geelong will forever be in my nightmares

[@eggshells2238]

Omg I’ve been a resident my entire life, it’s horrific like nails on a chalkboard

[@courtneym2428]

Seems to be a few Geelong people here which is interesting

[@DERAILEDbeats]

8:44 lmfao damn, aged perfectly that

[@Basicannoyingusername]

I wanna see George’s dating profile “3 foot 2 is great in bed like so good at falling asleep and definitely didn’t kiss James marriott “

[@akiru84]

6:40 George's type is ginger bear got it got it 📝📝📝

[@sStormy]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@southboi7125]

George will literally make fun u for anything💀

[@iplayeddsharpminor]

3:06 perfectly timed disgruntled Scorsese 😂

[@chantelleshow3546]

Id love to be Georges neighbour. Every day I get to listen to such gems “weed, weed, I love weed Im so quirky” being yelled in a weeb voice

[@bethysheppard]

I want him to make this a series, him ranking peoples dating profiles is fucking hilarious!!! He'd roast the shit out of mine lolol

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

I love he takes the mick of the “I’m a mess and I have this crippling addition uwu” ones because like bro I don’t want to only know what’s wrong w u/worst parts of u/your red flags 😭 especially when they put it in like it’s a good thing like no 💀😭

[@cloverthefrog]

congrats on minion suit from twitter who made it onto the thumbnail. amazing work.

[@hotbread8994]

"females" 😭😭😭

[@Beepbeepalex]

"Not gay not gay not gay" George, you got something to say?

[@prettysketchy1666]

George was out for blood on this one

[@TanyaRando]

I'd love to see that guy do a pull up with ME on his back 😂😂😂

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

“Take better photos” 😂

[@cucumber-pix]

3:57 Geelong is a Australian place, pronounced as juh-long

[@esmeecampbell7396]

George is such a keen businessman he has found a way to get paid and write the tax off while searching for someone to date, pre sorted by people who'd like to meet him. Certified 💯% genius plays....

[@oliverboisen7475]

Next video: George watches Der Untergang lol

[@LaurenTheorist]

George please stop calling us the females. 😂😭

[@varialfx.]

No

[@alecstronach]

"weed connoisseur" is pretty wanky but to be fair, I think it's important to share smoking habits as it can be an instant deal breaker to some

[@bearlyzeph]

Australian here: pronunciation of Geelong is geh-long have a nice day yall

[@FernardFresh]

I was waiting to get roasted but I got rated 8/10. I'm quite happy

[@AndrewSmith-zu9rb]

Long day if you watch this and just see your own profile

[@teak3255]

George watch the classic Little Britain 👑

[@LucasIsAfraid]

6:16 honestly I deserve the one out of 10

[@jackwatson3932]

Jack here, Got 2/10, More than I was expecting, Cheers George

[@negativelily]

howdy!!! im early as but i can already tell this is gonna be a banger thanks george

[@trewth2002]

4:52 Look mamma I made it! Glad I don’t need to use Bumble anymore if I’m that bad at making a profile 😭😭

[@rag4877]

3:57 George discovers that places outside the shithole that is England actually do exist (its name is derived from the Wathaurong word for the area)

[@geesewantedforwarcrimes8911]

Yes there is a place called Geelong. I’ve been there 4:00

[@theimpressionist]

6:54 i can now add 6/10 as reviewed by George Memeulous to my profile thanks lad.

[@gerdamwah]

I will not accept you clowning me for liking Ed Sheeran 😭🤚🏼🤚🏼

[@rorytaylor6816]

Can't belive there is another MinecraftKid72 video out already

[@mcbenman1793]

2:12 Wow look, margot from despicable me is on bumble

[@clovebear]

i can’t do this anymore

[@AmyRaa30]

I’m only now realising that the rock at 6:03 is a fucking among us meme

[@ctrl608dlt]

What if he actually showed his face as one of the dating profiles? Unbeknownst to us as a face reveal lmao

[@baeleyy]

3:56 Just so you know it's pronounced jelong. It's not much better but yeah

[@wongerspongsrs6833]

thank u for the 7.5 mr george memeulous we can smoke weed and watch obscure tv anytime ;) x

[@jxmblx]

i saw kwite’s vid so it was so funny seeing jaclyn again

[@rubes_1]

Omg famous era 💅🏻

[@splep.]

THE JINGLE BALL CONCERT ONE WAAAAAAAAA

[@smashbrew2039]

What about it?

[@faithmillett2]

you never miss

[@katt_x0x0]

so lets see yours then 👀

[@treypenton8490]

I dropped my child to click this …

[@JudithGrimesTWD]

Hope it has brain damage

[@cole.-4688]

Same but I have a disabled child

[@treypenton8490]

@@JudithGrimesTWD it definitely does

[@s_taffs]

Ohio moment

[@treypenton8490]

@@s_taffs I'm from Florida

[@Whatshername2]

George when r u gonna do a video with will we need him back on the memeulous channel. Hilarious video though

[@sophialarick8867]

he didnt notice my redbubble alpha male shirt, oh man

[@xbdcp]

the way george pronounces geelong is painful

[@riannawalker5904]

How are you supposed to pronounce it?😭 I never heard of that area💀

[@yeslol9303]

@@riannawalker5904juh-long

[@Laughing2TheBanks]

3:57 Geelong is pronounced belong but with a j

[@forthefrogs]

black panther is good for a marvel film. like just above mid, which is fantastic by their capacities. like... they made Age of Ultron bro

[@D22productions]

5:57, that’s legit a description of my ex

[@The_big_prooooo]

4:45 of course the bi girl is a connoisseur of weed like no offence I am pan myself but that’s just the most basic thing I’ve ever heard

[@faye_gwenn]

It’s ‘juh-LONG’. It’s in Australia, the reason it sounds wierd is a lotta places in Aus are from aboriginal Australian languages

[@JnrAUS6]

Geelong is a place in australia, we say it like gelong with a soft g not geeeeeeeeeeeeeeelong haha

[@stephen_wansell09_35]

You neeeedddd to do a rating rizz vid😭

[@OddyNuff.The.SnowLeopard]

watching this when picking uor you dad and having to go on like a 1 or 3 hour drive ☠️ thanks for entertaining me EDIT: ALSO WHY DID YOU SAY GEELONG LIKE TAHGT I GET THAT YOU ARENT AUSTRALIAN BUT JT ANGERED ME SO MUCH

[@radicaledward4717]

LMAOO

[@MeggEmbers]

Its the fact that I was in the same primary school class as the Will smoking weed TV guy.

[@wongerspongsrs6833]

lmao oxon represent

[@MeggEmbers]

@@wongerspongsrs6833 oxon elite

[@iwenttobunnings7868]

I've heard people from Melbourne relentlessly bully and mock the town of Geelong and it's people, so this must be an even bigger L for the town of Geelong.

[@Kalynnkouryswife]

Hearing George repeatedly say females nearly made me shoot myself in the head

[@Corrupted_Jam]

i was wondering why george posted at 23:30 but then i remembered that the uk is in a different time zone :/

[@bobbynoluck23]

We'll get along if you're tall...ZERO OUT OF TEN lolol

[@lckittyqueen]

2:46 pinely

[@toribashproductions5502]

It’s 5:00 in the morning in Nevada and I’m here for the content. I fucking guess.

[@bensurgey2125]

GeorgeM, it's my birthday today, can I get a happy birthday from the big man himself?

[@tomaswithouttheh1101]

Happy Birthday

[@Mad.maiden.miriam]

I feel like most of the girls here sent their profiles in with the hope that George will want to date one of them

[@millygd955]

Most of the clubs in exeter. Aka 2. Revs and tp

[@SorcererSalt]

Didn't know George was mates with Orr

[@calledsomething]

2:37 why did he moan lmao also the constant use of "females" eeeeeuuughhh

[@lightbombs]

4:56 mia khalifa looking don

[@aD-sw1sb]

4:57 male counterpart to Mia khalifa

[@joegroenhof8320]

I swear George has been saying he is moving in three days for the last montg

[@jae_vee]

2:57 love me a fellow kwite viewer,, although it’s weird to see someone have adhd and love coffee

[@ben7607]

hi memouloust! I love You're content so Mut!

[@meursault7030]

This whole video made me very anxious at the thought of returning to dating. My girlfriend is the fucking shit. She made me coffee just now cuz my back hurts.

[@forthefrogs]

WAIT YOURE FRIENDS WITH PINELY IHDKSKAK

[@WhySkrice]

BEFORE ONE HOUR GANG!!!!!!!!!

[@ThegenericLZ]

Cheers now my nan has KZbin to watch you

[@harriswhite5988]

Hunter 💀