Awful Weddings That Got Shamed On Social Media - REACTION

[@CharlotteDobre]

HAPPY SUNDAY EVERYONE!

[@dinasilva9263]

Happy Sunday too ❤️

[@Trista072]

Today's episode, 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 out of 5 stars. 💖

[@Trista072]

Hope your Sunday is kick a$$. 🙌💖

[@amsterdam_budtender]

You as well ❤️

[@lisaty5937]

Happy Sunday!!! Where I am, it's already evening, and it was very sunny indeed. Wishing you a beautiful and relaxing day, dear Charlotte!

[@cjhedrick6418]

"Has anyone ever used puppies as decor before?" Cruella has entered the chat.

[@raiberno7691]

best comment XD

[@bellerain381]

I remember one R/Bridezilla post where a bride insisted to use goldfish in globes as centerpieces….may sound cute and unique which sounds like it was, BUT the OP of the story had to be on “floater duty” and had to take care of the remaining 80 goldfish after the reception!

[@hiitts.judy_huete-3763]

😂😂

[@ruthshere9468]

there has to be some sort of happy medium where beautifully crafted stuffed animals or rented taxidermy could be used. LOL

[@rinnahzoe]

Puppy decor - cute puppy, poop, urine and Puppy cries...yeah cute..smh

[@SMiles.21]

People who say "family is all we have" say that because they are the first people to stab you in the back but don't want you to be mad because *they're family*.

[@suonatar1]

Or they're just trying to justify their lack of spine, and why they never speak up against said "family".

[@davidbennett9691]

They're also the ones who expect you to pay their mortgage, take them along on your vacation, listen to their constant whining, look after their spoiled kids, but wouldn't give you the time of day if you were in dire need.

[@lafkalaf6374]

True that.

[@sunmiswashingmachine]

@@davidbennett9691 exactly that

[@lgblgb7489]

Kind of folk who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire

[@kateri17]

These moms out here wanting to be their sons' wives are going to be *PROBLEMATIC* for these marriages.

[@bettyveronica460]

Seriously some Freudian stuff going on there.😬

[@JJerseyGirl]

I was watching a marriage therapy show and the mother of the groom told the future wife " If he wasn't my son, I would marry him"😮 and the woman still married the guy😬

[@merncat3384]

@@bettyveronica460 SERIOUSLY

[@merncat3384]

@@JJerseyGirl *W* the serious *F* 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@noelsmaison685]

@@JJerseyGirl yuck disgusting af i dont get what’s with these moms being leeches towards their sons. Pathetic

[@samtalkstoomuch8854]

The mother who wore a bridal gown... there's actually a great story. The bride is a very successful entrepreneur with a fashion brand here in Australia (she's wearing one of her own dresses). Her mother never actually had a wedding dress because they didn't have money when they got married, preferring to spend all their money on giving their kids a better life. Jane, the bride, did know about the dress beforehand and was happy to give that to her mother who sacrificed so much to give her a good start. Also, Jane has an incredible sense of humour, so it wasn't an issue for her.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Thank you so much this is so wholesome and such a nice thing to learn instead of just thinking the mom was a tool

[@samtalkstoomuch8854]

@@ConstantChaos1 the mother's name is Queenie and she's an absolute doll! She dotes on her grandson and Jane's expecting a baby girl soon! They're a super close knit family and I think Jane gave Queenie a beautiful gift by letting her mum wear a bridal gown!

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@samtalkstoomuch8854 usually hate the wholesome but this was nice

[@JasminMiettunen]

I thought it was something like that from the joking tone and the smile on her mothers face! I can’t imagine the kind of person spiteful enough to wear a wedding dress to their sons or daughters wedding could look so genuinely happy lmao

[@AramatiPaz]

That's so adorable.

[@TamiresCaron]

Before the pandemic I went to a wedding that the bride was very specific that we could only wear white... when she entered the ceremony we all understood, her wedding dress was a beautiful lavender dress and she wanted pictures with everyone in white, bridesmaids in purple and she in lavender... we were basically blended with the decoration all in white lol

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Thats slick a genius idea to make sure no one ruins pictures lol plus you'd be surprised how white is the first color to come to mind to wear to someone else's wedding lol

[@HiThereLindsey]

Sounds like it looked beautiful!

[@cherrymcgregor535]

My friend asked us to wear white ,or pale colours , she had a beautiful dark blue velvet dress everyone wore pale colours except her sister ,who wore black

[@youknownothingjohnsnow7475]

@@cherrymcgregor535 sis was mad about something? wanted her husband? subtly suggested that its more of a funeral than happy thing? I am curious!

[@cherrymcgregor535]

@@youknownothingjohnsnow7475 I was never quite sure .I was furious at her They did have a rather love/ hate relationship ( and don’t get me started on her mother but even she wore a pale suit!) so I think it was a passive aggressive thing.My friend was a little upset When the photos came out she stuck out like a sore thumb

[@nataliesue2485]

😱 That poor bride who's mom is planning a vow renewal directly before her wedding. That mother sounds like a narcissist. My heart goes out to the daughter. ❤️😞

[@kadenhiggins9338]

My ex husband was INSISTING that he become ordained to marry my son and his wife bc he’s a narcissist and just has to be the center of everything!! My son decided to go to the courthouse too!🤣

[@nataliesue2485]

@@kadenhiggins9338 Wow 😳... My older sister, we (my younger sisters and I) are convinced she's a narcissist. Not easy or fun to have to deal with someone like that. 😒

[@noone8921]

@@nataliesue2485 I grew up with four sisters...omg, the drama I had to endure, I feel your pain😐

[@nataliesue2485]

@@noone8921 Yea 🤣 same here. Then I ended up having 3 boys.

[@nimeryaspawnbrd1049]

a friend of mine married in a blush wedding gown, the one dressed in white was the mother of the groom 🤦‍♀️ it almost goes without saying that she's happily divorced now... 😅

[@sleepycalico]

I worked with a woman who sneered at me for being appalled when she said she gave parties with goldfish in bowls as centerpieces and then flushed them down the toilet as soon as the party was over. This was emblematic of her vile personality and conduct every day.

[@sheilam5248]

My goodness...please report her for animal abuse...as goofy as that sounds. Spread the word that she kills animals. Since goldfish have spines, they are considered vertebrates, and are protected under animal anti-cruelty laws.

[@sleepycalico]

@@sheilam5248 Oh, man. I wish I had known that then. I've been away from that awfulness for two decades, but the memory still sears my heart. I did think about reporting her to the local pet stores. But, for example, my brother briefly was training a falcon and had to feed it mice, which also were obtained at a pet store. (He couldn't take it and gave up the falcon.) And I knew pet stores sold mealy worms and things like that for food. So I reasoned the pet stores didn't care. I wish I had known Animal Services would have at least gone to her house to talk to her. Bless you for trying to help. I appreciate your kindness more than you can know.

[@sophiatroanska1432]

She… sneered at you… for being shocked a that she killed hundreds of thousands of fish a year… for no reason. She needs to go to hell

[@zahzahzee]

They... are... goldfish............,,,,,,,,,,

[@sleepycalico]

@@zahzahzee They are living creatures who do not deserve to be killed for amusement.

[@anonymousandcool]

I couldn't imagine being a bridesmaid and having the bride demanding I cut and color my hair to be identical to all the other bridesmaids. Count me OUT of that wedding. It's my damn hair.

[@AramatiPaz]

If at least the bride offered the wig option. That she'll buy in bucket for wall so she can guarantee they'll identical. :D

[@hesterhelenaprinsloo3500]

You are right. The bride can use the wig herself after ceromony. It was not mentioned how long the bridesmaids hair is. not every one's hair grow to long length easy. The blond bridesmaid should insist that the bride pay for treating her expence to get her hair back to its normal healthy state. It might be a huge amount. I wonder could it be less expensive to photoshop the blond hair to desired color ?

[@lavenderotaku2481]

Honestly I’m already a brunette but if I had a friend or family member tell me something as outrageous as coloring (I don’t even mind the cut, I’d get my hair cut and styled for a wedding no problem) MY hair. I’d get a neon-blue pixie cut out of spite and say the barber F’ed it up.

[@stadot1427]

I've been growing my hair out for nearly 16 years...yeah, I don't think it's happening. Thankfully, not even my sister or my best friends would even dream of asking for something like that. They're all wayyyy too considerate and deep to worry about that. Half the time, they'd be doing the whole "here's the color, pick a style that flatters you" for the dresses.

[@tdbarton7712]

Going from blonde to brunette is tricky. It can come out greenish if not done with great care. Then to go back to blonde?! Enjoy looking at your now highly processed hair all over the bathroom floor.

[@Polynomia]

Demanding that all wedding guests take a polygraph test is some next level crazy.

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

That one was a spectrum of crazy and she sounded like she could use some spiritual healing herself.

[@lisaty5937]

Since I didn't know the word I had to look up the translation into my language - and from the post I was imagining something so very different, involving someone feeling your aura and matching it with specific shapes or something 😂 Also, my valid reason not to attend would be 'it's stupid'.

[@royalacity]

Yea. Wow. That person needs to stay single and the groom needs to leave her and get a dog. End of story.

[@RebeccaJ720]

I’m trying to understand what “culture” that was with that devil camouflage nonsense.

[@lisaty5937]

@@RebeccaJ720 If you find out, please let me know 😄

[@NoudlePipW]

If I got married a second time, I'd be a little disappointed if someone's speech *didn't* start with "Previously on..." or "Welcome back" 🤣🤣🤣 That'd be hilarious

[@pricklypear7516]

As the bride, I guess that's your prerogative. But this was the best man referring to the groom's first marriage! Just. . . no. Or if he truly believed that the bride had that good a sense of humor, he should clear it with her in advance. Frankly, I think any such references are just cheap and tacky.

[@kriska1888]

I think it’s okey as long as he doesn’t end with see you guys at the next weeding 😂

[@NoudlePipW]

@@kriska1888 Yeah and you know if they're on a roll they'll definitely consider it 🤣 if they don't resist the impulse then they wreck themselves 🤣

[@SpamEggSausage]

who invites all the exact same people to their second wedding that they did to their first?

[@timothyclark803]

@@SpamEggSausage masochists who like the humiliation do.

[@kathrynreinl5483]

These mothers who can't handle their sons loving any woman besides themselves need SERIOUS therapy

[@neliaferreira9983]

I do wonder however why their adult sons don't efficiently take control of the situation...

[@susanstetson3435]

@@neliaferreira9983 two words mama’s boys.

[@maskedkeme9469]

it’s called emotional incest.

[@ReadyorNot811]

@@maskedkeme9469 🙄🙄🙄 you're reaching (and no I dont have a son)

[@midorichukindling]

yeah stories like the ones in the video are making me scared for the day I get married

[@melonanimations2023]

I once saved a fish from a wedding, the fish lived longer than the marriage. For more information, all the tables for whatever reason had betta fish on them.

[@josequins9099]

LMFAO

[@wildflower1397]

I would have been horrified. Betta fish have huge personalities, and need a much larger tank than the tiny bowls they are kept in. What kind of people need to use living creatures as decorations???

[@vsand9798]

Whaaaat? Ugh fish are not decorations. What happened to the rest of the fish 😢 I’m so sad.

[@lina9535]

I think the only situations where fish can be "decoration", and I'm using that very lightly, is if they are plastic, paper (like those cute little lantern like things), or koi in an actual koi pond (more for background/scenery)

[@melonanimations2023]

@@wildflower1397 I never noticed till I had that fish, he would actually try to communicate and would get super excited if you came over to visit, I miss that fish he was super cool

[@nadiar.4638]

Why do people insist on using/abusing animals for their wedding? I work at a wild life/bird rescue center and we get a crazy amount of malnourished and sick white doves during wedding season. Those doves are not used to finding food for themselves, so if they get lost on the way home they will starve to death

[@oliviabaker5765]

Underrated comment!!

[@pennPi]

Wow that is so sad. I don’t get it either. I guess a lot of people view animals as props or property. You see it on tv or films where a bunny is pulled out of magician’s hat, or gold fish as gifts at a carnival. Smh

[@laurafedora5385]

And people who release balloons, where do they think they end up?

[@nadiar.4638]

@@laurafedora5385 pollution is a big problem overall, its so sad. We had a seagull with something hard stuck in his throat and he almost couldnt breath. We couldnt get it out, but thankfully later he threw it up himself. It was an entire sigaretlighter he had swallowed. Or hedgehogs who get their head or body stuck in plastic rings. We've had quite a few whose bodies have misformed or who had wounds around their entire body because of this

[@nadiar.4638]

@Gi Gi yes, these birds are often rented out by someone and most of them make it back to their owner, but still a lot of them get lost on the way back home. And since they never really learned to find their own food, they will go hungry and starve. It also happens a lot with pigeons used for sport flying. Unlike the white doves, these pigeons usually have a number ring, so we can often find who the bird belongs to. But when we call them, the owner usually says "just twist its neck", cause the pigeon got lost and they "dont have time to come pick up a pigeon that loses the race". Unless its fataly wounded, we just rehome it with someone who doesnt use their animals for competitions

[@terribowles5085]

As a wedding photographer, I totally agree. I can't tell you how many wedding pictures were ruined by guests stepping between me and the bride/groom. It's actually infuriating.

[@karlie9590]

The last wedding I attended had an announcement to completely turn off all phones and not take photos during the ceremony , as to be respectful to the photographer and to be fully present in the moment. I thought that was such a good move on their part .

[@aliciastar4362]

I have an “unplugged” ceremony sign to put away all devices for our wedding for this exact reason. I’m paying $2500 for a professional photographer, no one needs the shitty iPhone pics and I’d be pissed if anyone posted them online before I did 🤷‍♀️

[@lorenasanches8082]

I'm a wedding singer and became more and more often around here to wedding planners to announce to the guests to not use their phones before the ceremony starts or the wedding invitations are sent with this request written on it, something that bothers me 'cause is actually a obvious thing to not ruin a photographer's work, but people are dumb so it's better be safe than sorry.

[@NoOne-bp2jw]

Hope the puppies crap on her train. And for polygraph girl, those things aren't very accurate in the hands of non-professionals. All the people invited should say "It was me. I posted the screen shot." I bet at least half would be regarded as truthful. Then say " just joking." She would find out absolutely nothing for $99 plus shipping.

[@enibeni2071]

Maybe they didn't realized that they are in the way... Speaking with them about it isn't a crime, how much difficult is to to say "please, can you move a little bit? I'm a photographer, I need to make photos for the bride and groom, thank you"???

[@melidynamite9171]

I absolutely HATE seeing cellphones at wedding ceremonies. That first clip and screenshot says it all!!

[@Steph-yz4tn]

I didn't mind it at my wedding. In fact, one of my favorite photos comes from a guest.

[@CarboneCat]

At my wedding, the venue staff clearly requested that phones were to be off at the ceremony and my guests comply with no fuss. We sent them photos related to the guests along with our thank you card and they were all happy.

[@jenniferholden9397]

Totally agree, if you’re on you’re phone your not engaged in what is happening ie two of your friends making the biggest commitment to each other. I’m sick of looking at the back of iPads and phones.

[@ArtamStudio]

@@Steph-yz4tn It's fine for guests to take photos, but *not okay* to interfere with the professional photographer that the bride and groom paid to do a job!

[@Steph-yz4tn]

@@ArtamStudio i agree, but the original commentator said no cell phones at all during the ceremony, which is fine. Everyone has their own preference, and in my opinion, I didn't mind it at all.

[@apocalypticrepo4696]

My narcissist mother tried to live vicariously through me and my wedding. Also tried to buy a silver dress and got mad when I told her no because "IT'S ONE OF YOUR WEDDING COLORS AND I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN PURPLE!" Finally found a dress that was white on top, and faded to black at the bottom and it was cute. Lots of other shit went down and now we no longer talk to each other and I had the ceremony I wanted without her trying to push things on me or control the entire thing. Enjoying my almost 1 year anniversary with less mental health challenges thanks to cutting her off from my life. Don't let the narcissists take over your wedding, ladies. Do things for yourself!

[@AuntLoopy123]

That last one: I remember her dress code. Fat women had to wear black, and fat men had to wear camouflage, and they were going to all dance on a black sandy beach, with the thin guests in red in the middle, shooing away the fat guests. OH, and the thin women had to wear Loubitini (sp?) expensive SPIKED HEELS, with the red soles, so they would show off the soles, as they did the special spin and kick move of the dance. On a black sandy beach. Because NOBODY TRIPS while dancing in spiked heels on sand. And dressing fat women in black clothes on a black sandy beach, so you can "shoo them away" is not at all fat-shaming. Oh, and this was going to be in summer in Hawaii. Oh, and the dress code included more than just expensive heels. Guests were required to spend AT LEAST $1000 on the outfits, AS WELL as a gift AND an outfit to wear to the actual ceremony. AND the dance outfits to wear outside on the beach in the summer in the tropics? Sweaters and velour. SWEATERS AND VELOUR. This woman was so incredibly delusional. It wasn't a surprise that she believed a $99 polygraph would actually work to find out "the snitch." I don't have a link, sorry. But I know I will never forget when I first read about that wedding from hell.

[@xxkissmeketutxx]

Thanks for mentioning, I haven't heard of it and was wondering what the fuss was about. I can't believe people like that even have friends? And she's a spiritual healer 😳did she have anyone at her wedding?

[@Hannahtheseal]

I remember this too. It was kids under 12 in red, and the adults in GREEN velvet sweaters and ORANGE suede pants and velour scarfs. On that hot beach.

[@whitefeatherdf4301]

I cannot and will not believe they are true spiritual healers. As I am one and we are NOT inhumane self absorbed people,In fact we are the complete opposite ..we are the kind of people who would love for a guest to propose on our wedding day because love is love and we love love !

[@Shrimpyyyyyyyy]

Thanks for posting this, I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

the polygraph thing happened on an episode of 911 from a crazy bridezilla. i bet that's where they got it from. that's horrible.

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

If the groom, (person you marry) can’t tell their mom, no to wearing white, or renewing their vows in your wedding day, should you really marry them?

[@donaldoehl7690]

NEVER marry anyone who tells you their mom is their best friend!

[@randomyoutuber8788]

Ma'am just because someone can't tell there mom no does not mean you should not marry them. They could have some trauma with there mother or fear there mother mom's can be toxic and scary. Plus she could have still did it even if she said no. There's no arguing with stupid I was taught that at a very young age

[@wholewheatstingray]

@@randomyoutuber8788 Your hypothetical situation of an abusive/toxic mother is still a nightmare for the wife-to-be and should be avoided.

[@runningfromabear8354]

@@randomyoutuber8788 Holy fucking shit! No. Whatever issues they have with their mother, need to be sorted out before they think about getting into a marriage. Don't walk, run away from someone like this.

[@emilym1264]

@@randomyoutuber8788 You have got to be joking. No. Just no.

[@spirome28]

Why does the psychic need a polygraph test to tell who's lying?

[@jaclinecarter368]

This one cracked me up because the tv show 9-1-1 had an episode that started with a crazy Bridezilla who had one of her bridesmaids in the room strapped to a polygraph machine and was trying to figure out who in her bridal party had been online bashing her and calling her a bridezilla online. She ended up regretting her behavior and I don't think there was a wedding because after bringing the machine out to test her girls while they were getting their hair/make-up done she ended up shorting the power and electrocuting herself from all the curlers/straighteners being plugged up to extension cords all plugged into a single socket, as well as setting half the room on fire including her dress....her mother was the one calling her a bridezilla in the end. It was hilarious and so satisfying to see her knocked down the amount of pegs she was. Lol

[@princesslisamarie7860]

😂😂😂

[@ninjaked1265]

@@jaclinecarter368 glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this

[@salemcrow5078]

@@jaclinecarter368 I have to see that now lmaoo

[@macwinter7101]

*hands clapping*

[@nicolecampbell208]

My daughter is actually amazing enough to know me well enough to not insist on me wearing a shade of grey as mother of the bride. SHE found and bought an amazing emerald green floor length gown for me. I sat silent and cried for hours at her thoughtfulness.

[@leannacowan5911]

My mama and my MIL (we have a wonderful relationship) and I all went mother of dress shopping together and they both got beautiful jewel tone dresses that suited them both. ❤❤

[@nicolecampbell208]

@@leannacowan5911 now see THAT is beauty and Super rare to find these days. Miss Leanna, commend you on your deep-seated adoration of both mothers to keep them included ... AND at the same time!!! I wish you a lifetime of joy and happiness ~ Reverend Mother Nicole

[@nicolecampbell208]

@@leannacowan5911 personally? I am STOKED your mom and mother-in-law to be click that well. Cherish it sweetpea. One of these days? You're going to need those arms to hold you up and dry those tears In all seriousness, I with you all the best, a beautiful wedding, most handsome children ( ot pets, whatever yall choose). And I've not a doubt your man will DRINK from your love g cup, SWEAR he'll never five tou up, Cheat death for you, and Lie beside you the rest of your days. (Yup, it's a line from the movie New Years day the sentiment is as old as the Irish culture is.

[@THEMamaVicky]

Emerald green looks great on everyone, good for her and good for you raising such a thoughtful daughter.

[@nicolecampbell208]

@@THEMamaVicky To be blunt, I'm literally too sick at the moment to find nice words... But her father is a lifetime violent Megan's Law offender (she met him 3 times after turning 21 for the "wonder if he's changed" factor, he hasn't) my estranged husband treated the dogs better than her but is one of the ones who will NEVER take responsibility - so it has always her brother, her and myself - (I'm not angry or bitter, I'm proud). I've been a mama since 1992, now a Yiayia (grandma) of SIX. (Ahes 6-newborn) before I even hit 49. (4 bio, 2 from son-in-laws former relationship) And I wouldn't have it any other way. My babies (over and under 18) think I'm the absolute greatest. It really really is the old enough to know better, still young enough (at heart) to give ZERO ... Cares 😁😁

[@yd8104]

Why brides think they can have control over someone's hair color or lengh or make up, just because it's their wedding?

[@29jgirl92]

I would show up with a pink mohawk

[@ruthsaintcyr5249]

@@29jgirl92 OMG 😲 😄 🤣 😂 ill wear a bright green one

[@noelsmaison685]

Yeah I hate that too. Just because you’re the bride doesn’t mean that you treat people like shit. I get wanting a theme for your wedding so some sorf of dress code is fine, but controlling someone’s whole identity is just cruel

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@noelsmaison685 I would let the bridesmaids choose their own dresses just as long as it went with the color scheme :D sounds fun hehe.

[@dreamynights]

They all must be part of some Bridezilla-esque forum or facebook group. They're probably seeing all these other brides who just use their guests as accessories and then feel like its normal to ask the same of their friends and relatives.

[@1971sharki]

The girl who wanted to use puppies as a decor is a sad reality of today’s thinking. Shame on you girl.

[@sbffsbrarbrr]

That's quite disgusting.....same thing with the gold fish. Narcissists without any empathy.

[@arianebolt1575]

Improved idea: Buy a bunch of stuffed animals, use them as table decorations, then whichever ones the guests don't want, donate to a foster agency or something.

[@juliarunn5009]

@@arianebolt1575 that would be adorable Omigosh. Now I’m imagining the bride and groom visiting a foster center or something like that and passing out stuffed animals and gifts 🥺🥺

[@Felorina]

All I could imagine was Cruella Devil getting married lol

[@evilisabelle]

@@arianebolt1575 I helped out with a puppy party birthday a few years ago. All of the kids got to adopt (choose) their own stuffed animals. The kids LOVED it! Any stuffies not adopted were donated.

[@Lizicles1]

My friend’s wedding hired a phone referee- the literally wore a tux and walking around telling people to put their phones away or pushing phones down out of the way of the photographer 🙌🏻

[@joannediaz8978]

Awesome lol

[@calicocritterscrafts886]

Sadly necessary these days due to some #unculteredswine

[@DocBree13]

That’s a great idea - it’s a shame that it was necessary, but I guess that’s where society is, now

[@MakaylaPaterson]

That’s fucking awesome

[@hiddenkitty7596]

Omg I love this

[@portablethunderstorm2478]

i remember the wedding at 13:30 omg! the dress code was people over 170 lbs have to wear black/ camouflage, while everyone thin had colors and were expensive (including louboutins). bridezilla 100% deserved to get wedding shamed

[@darcybrummett7004]

I just looked up the prices of Louboutins. Whoa! Those are SUPER expensive! Btw, how would the bridezilla even know if the female guests weren’t wearing that brand?

[@portablethunderstorm2478]

@@darcybrummett7004 louboutins have a signature red sole, but if they paint their soles red i suppose she wouldn't be able to tell 🤔

[@halyketarrant]

And now I really want some of the guests to be a freaking bodybuilder and so to be heavier than that BECAUSE OF A MOUNTAIN OF MUSCLES, to wear light clothes and ask her: do we have a problem here? If it’s a woman, even better.

[@michellethiesen7972]

I'm gonna be honest if I found out after the wedding already started that all the fat people were forced to wear black while the skinny people got to wear colors, I'd find some way to ruin the wedding for the bride only. I'm on forearm crutches all the time due to back and hip problems so my hip may go out while I'm going in for a hug and something might get spilled on her dress.

[@rjaustin1888]

That's the trick--red nail polish@@portablethunderstorm2478

[@womensarmycorpsveteran2904]

No regrets whatsoever when we had our “destination wedding” just the two of us. The owners of the lodge we stayed at were our witnesses and we had a photographer. A few family members were miffed but they got over it eventually. No drama. And we used the money we would have spent on a wedding to buy a 3 bedroom house in our first year of being married. After 6 years we sold the house, more than doubled our investment and immigrated to New Zealand where we live now. We have a little homestead and work in the nearby city. Will be celebrating our 22nd anniversary this year.

[@Mithreniel]

Dang that's smart. Showing financial responsibility honored your family more in the long run!

[@womensarmycorpsveteran2904]

@@Mithreniel 😊

[@LeOhio817]

That is wonderful.👍🏽

[@savanarose9011]

I didn't plan on tearing up while reading comments today, but here I am.

[@lonelyronin2428]

Share your secrets, O wise one!

[@saralee6710]

Some of these weddings seem like the prequel to a divorce.

[@mg725]

Most of them are, guaranteed

[@weronikalinda4917]

Family is everything but family is the people who actually love us and who we can count on. People you're related to who stab you in the back aren't family, they're just crappy relatives.

[@me2ontube]

well said

[@jayesimond9301]

Yes, they may be blood but this doesn’t make em “family”.

[@chanelvomit8797]

Yes, exactly. My then future mother in law, not only threatened to not show up at our wedding but when she came she showed up dressed in... some sort of swearsuit, with greesy hair. All that to couse a scene and be in center of attention. Cried whole time and storm of right after ceremony. Sooo yeah

[@donaldoehl7690]

Those closest to you are most likely to screw you over. Considerer this: most murder victims know their assailant.

[@chanelvomit8797]

Sweatsuit *

[@EamonWill]

Why did the last lady need a polygraph? Why can't she "psychically" figure out the culprit?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@montialarson]

I'm so tired of hearing things like "family is all we have." My mom and I were homeless at one point and my "family" didn't give a shit. They have space on their property and room in their house, we just needed a temporary place so we could save up enough for a deposit on an apartment, but said they refused to help us and wanted nothing to do with me because I have medical issues and am 'complicated' (I have a chronic pain disorder and have a hard time moving around, I also have adhd and depression). Luckily my FRIENDS FAMILY (who I just met a few months prior) let me stay with her until my mom and I could get back on our feet. Just because someone shares DNA with you doesnt mean they love and care about you. ANIMALS ARE NOT DECOR!!!!!! THEY ARE LIVING CREATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a cruel heartless human that does not deserve children if you believe that animals are decor. You should not be trusted with children if you put animals in shitty situations for yourself. BTW the person that created polygraphs agrees that they are bullshit.

[@katie85705]

Damn, I'm sorry that happened to you. My mom was in between homes many times with kids and family always took us in. Right now I'm actually staying with my uncle, his family and my grandma because I'm in between homes. My family is also full of people with adhd, aspergers, depression, bipolar disorder, anger issues, bpd and other mental health issues but thankfully we accept each other for who we are. I really hope you're life is going better now health wise and that you've find people who treat you and your mom as family should treat you both. With unconditional love, support and acceptance. Only time animals should be decorations is if they're stuffed animals, toys or basically anything that's not real. Though a wedding may be cute if let's say the bride and groom were dog lovers and all the guests were allowed to bring their socialized and trained dogs to an animal appropriate venue.

[@yuzuu36]

Exactly. My mom and I were homeless at one point too after my parents’ divorce. We pleaded our relatives to let us stay till we find a home, but they kicked us out and made themselves sound like victims. Called us losers and all. Geez way to go, “family”.

[@melfitness1735]

This reminds me of the time when we moved from Kenya to the United States and we had family here but nobody wanted to help us and we literally moved into this rental property and met the neighbors and a month later the neighbors gave my mom $8000 to pay for her to go to LPN school. And I was amazed at how a stranger can do more for you than someone who is family. Mind you we weren’t living in the wealthy neighborhood obviously they had just gotten their tax money and the fact that they didn’t hesitate to help our family meant a lot. So every major event with a graduation it was acknowledged them as family and not family friends.

[@lisaspikes4291]

That puppy thing was crazy! I’m just imagining how scared the puppies could get at a big party with people walking by and the noise and loud music! What would have been nice would be if they had the local animal shelter bring adoptable dogs to the wedding and have a designated area, maybe by the restrooms, for them to be secure. And people could walk by, possibly fall in love with some of them and adopt. And the kids at the wedding could play with the dogs. And even the dogs that did not get adopted would at least have had a day out.

[@andreasolis85]

Sorry to hear your story, so glad you have a badass mom! I guess we have to see it this way: family is love not blood, regardless if you are related or not, family is defined by your heart

[@4beachpeaches]

The couple who cheated and credited the ex/ former friend in the narrative of how they met likely did that just to get under OP’s skin and upset her.

[@LL-rb8wd]

I think they die it because what else we're they going to say? We met because I was her best friend and he was her fiance? Saying she introduced them sounds so much better. They just couldn't give 2 fucks about how she feels about it. She should feel blessed tho, if they'll do it to her, they'll do it to each other.

[@GlimmerOG]

I don't know, it may be that they didn't even start dating until after he became an ex. The post doesn't really specify that anyone cheated. All it says is that the poster was dating the ex when he met her former best friend. Of course, the fact that it is her former best friend sort of implies that, but it doesn't necessarily state that. Unless I missed something...

[@rentalmommygf6301]

@@GlimmerOG this is kinda one of those scenarios whrre even wothout all the facts, there was *some* level of cheating. You don't end up dating/marrying your ex SO's best friend accidentally. That shit takes some growth.

[@GlimmerOG]

@@rentalmommygf6301 yeah, you right. There might be some mitigating circumstances, but your point still stands.

[@37thraven]

@BamaBean 70 P a s s i v e A g g r e s s i v e : 1 0 0 % @@rentalmommygf6301 I agree with your sentiment that it takes maturity to move that love triangle forward. But the fact that she's upset about it, means they're not close enough to have discussed it properly. If they call each other 'best friends', they have to be close enough to know who was dating who, when. And probably an explicit conversation about it at *some* point, enough to move past the issues, and stay friends. But apparently not enough to actually hash out bitter feelings. Perfect frenemy territory XD

[@janedoe805]

I’m retired now but several years ago as a professional pastry chef who specialized in wedding cakes... I’ll tell you contracts are a absolutely necessity! I had this couple come to my shop we did the whole thing.... The tastings, the different fruit and fillings etc. A couple of days later the Groom came back on his own, requesting that the Strawberries be changed to Raspberries. He assured me that his fiancé would be very happy. He stated, that the only reason she went with the strawberries instead of raspberries was because they were less expensive and she was trying to save money. (It made sense at the time) This was suppose to be a surprise for her so he asked me not to call her. After all I made him initial the change and re-sign the contract! The day of their wedding I was assembling their cake and she ran over to me and said, “I can’t wait to taste your Chocolate Mousse with the Strawberries! I just looked at her Husband and smiled and winked. She asked me why l winked at her Husband. I’m just standing there like an idiot waiting for him to say some thing! He finally told her that he replaced HER Strawberries with HIS Raspberries! I was just thinking to myself, Thank goodness I have a contract and they already paid me! This crazy Bride picked up a 10” knife and tried to stab me! Usually I’m an extremely patient person after all, I know planning a wedding is extremely stressful... However all bets are off if you attempt to kill me! I called the Police and they hauled her off to jail in handcuffs, needless to say she missed her entire reception! I was actually thought about not press charges but there was a room full of witnesses and the police insisted that she needed to be arrested . I felt bad but, I’m sure my husband and children would have felt worst if this psycho bitch killed me! I literally jumped to the side and she missed stabbing me by inches! Needless to say, l’ve seen a lot of arguing couples and psychotic Brides in my day but, this woman took the cake. The Raspberry filled Cake! 😂🤣😂

[@sanchitanarzary]

Over a different flavour,like different fruit in a wedding cake,someone tried to kill you???????????? Bless your heart,ma'am🥶🙏🙏🙏

[@Liquessen]

She should've tried to stab HIM, really. But... I hope she's in jail.

[@sandydaniels4115]

Wow. I am glad you were ok. That’s crazy

[@Rach1313]

@@sanchitanarzary I agree. She definitely should have put her anger toward her husband and not the Baker who had no idea that it wasn't a mutual desire.

[@Rach1313]

I also really feel that baker's pain being one myself. There is nothing like getting disgustingly entitled customers wanting a cake the size of a house for the price of a Walmart sheet cake or the ones that give a general "just do anything you think will look nice" and then proceed to 100% lay in to you about how it wasn't what they wanted and verbally berate you for not being able to read their minds.🙄🙄🙄

[@Jefferson_starkid]

I agree with the first one, but have to add my story. My friend got married in 2020, one of her witnesses (basically equivalent to a MOH here in Belgium) couldn't be there because she had covid, so we livestreamed the entry into the church, the vows, and other important moments so she could experience them in real time. I made sure to stay out of the photographer's way, even told her upfront I would be doing this and to not hesitate to tell me to move or back off if she ever felt that I was in the shot or a nuisance in any way. She was sweet and thanked me for letting her know. Then she proceeded to be extremely rude to me all morning, complaining about me loudly, and then use me as an excuse later on when some pictures didn't turn out well (when I wasn't even anywhere near the actual picture taking, I only filmed during the entrance, the vows, and some songs that the bride and groom sang during the ceremony). and when she was late delivering the retouched pics (it took her 4 months, and she said it was because she couldn't take the pics the way she wanted to because I was in the way. I was literally sitting or in my church seat or standing next to it the whole time. anyway.) I didn't move around at all to get a 'better look at things'. She apparently 'told on me' to the bride and groom later on and was very angry that I was filming. Anyway luckily the bride knew what I was doing and saw that I was fine and not in the way at all, so she believed me, but yeah that was a weird experience.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

That photographer was probably so grateful that you were taking video, they knew they could easily blame their poor quality on someone other than themselves. You probably made them so happy when you told them you would be filming. Bummer your friend was shafted by that photographer.....any chance you were simultaneously recording while livestreaming?

[@Jefferson_starkid]

@@SoManyRandomRamblings yes I was! They were able to use some of it for their wedding video 😊 and to be fair, most of the pics the photographer did end up sending were okay and some were beautiful. It wasn’t that bad and she was initally sweet at the start of the day. I wonder if she was just having a bad day because after a lot of thought and speaking to many people who were there, everyone agreed I really wasn’t in the way at all lol

[@sherriethummel3475]

My mom told me that my grandmother (her MIL) insisted that she and my dad get married ON my dad's youngest brother's birthday! He was turning one! She said she wanted it to be a special day for him too! When my mom questioned it, my grandma said that if they didn't, they wouldn't be helping with the cost of the wedding (my mom's family was very poor with several small children at home and couldn't afford to help). So after my mom and dad cut their wedding cake, they all sang happy birthday to my uncle and cut HIS birthday cake! There were two gift tables and instead of opening wedding gifts in front of guests, as was customary at the time, they had a birthday party for my uncle and he "opened" his gifts. Did I forget to mention HE WAS TURNING ONE?!?! Of course, he doesn't remember any of it BECAUSE HE WAS ONLY ONE! My mom remembers it, because her special day was RUINED BY HER MONSTER-IN-LAW!!!

[@kidsister316]

wow. definitely up there in the "worst" category!! :(

[@Anoiny]

I woudl've just got married at the office and have a small BBQ or dinner with just the closest friends and family and apologize to the extended family for not having a bigger event cause of money problems. There's no shame in it at all and I'm 100% sure such wedding would be a lot more enjoyable for your parents.

[@sherriethummel3475]

@@Anoiny My mom was 18 and my dad had just turned 19 (in 1967) and they were still so young. My mom's wedding dress cost $8.50! The whole wedding cost $100 back then! :) My mom was 5th oldest of 12 and my dad was oldest of 8. Times were so different then. Happy to say, they are STILL TOGETHER TODAY, and still in as much love as they were back then! :)

[@LilThreat88]

@@sherriethummel3475 congrats to them!

[@whitefeatherdf4301]

😂 sorry for laughing but that is hilarious...the pettiness of some Mil are ridiculous

[@NoriDune]

If I ever find myself at a wedding where someone who is NOT the bride wears a wedding dress, I have a plan: I will "drunkenly" spill red wine all over them. If anyone would like to use this strategy, go forth and conquer 😎

[@ktkat1949]

I just read something like that on Reddit. MIL shows up in a brand new almost identical wedding dress to the brides just before the wedding. BFF says she is going for a bottle of champagne. She comes back with two goblets of red wine and 'accidently' trips and spills them all over the MIL. LMAO

[@NoriDune]

@@ktkat1949 omg YES!! This BFF is the hero all brides deserve hahahahaha But seriously, I will absolutely do this if I ever encounter a wedding guest with the nerve to wear a white gown to someone else's wedding! So crazy to me!

[@barbaral743]

I'd be afraid of being charged with assault. Probably just walk up to her, laugh and point " OMG! Have you ever seen anything more pathetic? Guess she'll never meet the grandkids" or something like that.

[@larajones175]

@@NoriDune I Agree . It's very disrespectful to wear white if your not the bride . They're not getting married And it's not their day. And to have to tell an alleged adult that. Tells the callous nature of Thot whose chose to wear white on someone's wedding day. In the end, We can't fix stupid But, it does deserve an educational beatdown for sure.

[@VaivaPaula95]

But then you will be sent a cleaning bill. Is it really worth it?

[@fattofit5075]

Man here. To the one with a list of demands like no full face of makeup. I would go with a full clown face just to piss them off lol.

[@eganmay11]

Same! As a chick, I’d Tammy Faye Bakker me some makeup!

[@donaldoehl7690]

Or just do half your face, right down the middle.

[@tiffanyroseangeles7517]

That just rocks you are a KING

[@tiffanyroseangeles7517]

eganmay 1 or the tiger kings wife! Sorry forget her name I'm hysterical...CAROLE BASKIN

[@Cozycultcreations]

Or better yet, no makeup to get in, then pass out clown makeup to ALL the guests to do while the wedding was happening lol!

[@sarahwatson3192]

That best man “welcome back everyone” joke is golden… I think it’s amazing.

[@tatioliveira8598]

I almost did the "wear white-ish in a wedding" thing back when I was a teen. I went shopping for a dress with my mom, it was my first time going to a wedding and I had absolutely no clue about the "white is for the bride" rule. Apparently my mom was in outter space when I choose a white dress, the sales girl was the one who told me "maybe not this color?".

[@lilscenechick1995]

That was nice of her to help! I would've been so embarrased omg

[@Mpiewizard]

My parents taught me that rule. I really wanted to wear a white dress to a wedding when I was little and they both said never wear white to a wedding unless it’s part of some sort of dress code.

[@caroler4297]

I was told by a Swedish girl that females who wore red to a wedding was signaling that they had slept with the groom. Like, hoping she was joking.

[@JOURNEYIN2THEUNKNOWN]

@@caroler4297 😲😳

[@milosch666]

@@caroler4297 we have that saying in Germany as well. Red and white are both No-no's at weddings here

[@Thatonebrownhuevito]

Imagine the guy telling his future children "Saturday's are for the boys" when they wanna spend time with him

[@rustinstardust2094]

I have no doubt that he will.

[@stingstungmemae1297]

I'm confused. If Saturdays are for the boys, when was the honeymoon? Postpone it until Sunday then return by Friday so he can hang with his boys? 👀

[@GatorScientist]

Then he can have the awkward conversation with his children why they look like the pizza delivery guy.

[@ninjaked1265]

I think people are looking too much into the picture, it’s just a joke

[@user-jy3zl2vp4b]

@@ninjaked1265 It was, but it is a joke with truth in it. A horrible. disrespectful. truth. One that too many families are forced to adhere to. It is sexist....if you wouldn't make a racist joke in this fashion because it is horrible, don't do a sexist one!

[@onecuet]

The fish died because they used up all the oxygen in the little bowl of water. Fish require filtration to provide fresh air. I agree live fish at weddings is an awful choice.

[@YouDontKnowAsMuchAsYouThinkUDo]

They chose the wrong fish. Goldfish filter oxygen through their gills that's pumped into the water via a pump and tube. A Betta (Siamese Fighting Fish) breaths direct air. They come to the surface, stick their nose out of the water, take a breath and go back under the surface. Bettas would have been fine on the tables but for a goldfish...it was an imminent death sentence. This is where a simple Google search would have solved the issue...but tbh...the bride probably knew but didn't care because goldfish are $1.00 each...Bettas are $4 each. Gotta save that dough 🙄 😈👰

[@CaroAbebe]

Fish are a terrible choice, and so are puppies 🙈

[@ChristophProbst]

@@YouDontKnowAsMuchAsYouThinkUDo - My brother did beta fish at his wedding and provided aquariums that they could continue to live in once taken home. My grandmother took one of the beta fish and she loved that fish. She kept it for years until it passed away.

[@dragoncubes1074]

@@YouDontKnowAsMuchAsYouThinkUDo And the water should be filled to the widest level of the bowl, not the top. That lets the max O2 enter the water. So sad. Should be a law against this.

[@TRenai3]

I don't agree with having live animals either, but those fish look like fantail goldfish. They also take a breath at the surface and go back under. So, they may not have been gasping for air. I used to own one. She and the male betta I had shared quite a love story.

[@hazbinotakusimp2182]

The "using puppies as decor" came up I went from 0 to 100 on the pissed off meter real quick.

[@lawilson674]

Since I've been married 3 times, perhaps my wedding song should be "Another One Bites The Dust"? 😅🤣😂😆😅 3rd time was the charm though, I've set a new record for staying married. 🤣❤

[@CharlotteDobre]

😂😂😂

[@Trista072]

YAAAS!! 🤣

[@bkomi]

@ Cameo Crazy Lol, you must ba an amazing woman to get 3 different men to walk u down the isle 3 different times. I'm finding it difficult to get 1 to do it . Lol. It must be your sense of humor because your post had me 🤣

[@suonatar1]

That's great. 😂 Have a good one this time 🌹

[@laurenc4138]

You’re my new favorite person in the comments lmao that’s hysterical

[@klowen29]

I would do ANYTHING to be a fly on the wall at the “snitch” party...I can’t imagine anyone showed up...and who would want to clean up someone else’s wedding!? Like what the hell is wrong with this woman?? 😳😂

[@suonatar1]

After reading that post I would skip both the poly-party and the wedding.

[@kadenhiggins9338]

And who would marry her?

[@desiv1170]

It would be better if everyone showed up, and they all honestly admitted they shared that post together. ;-)

[@jpbaley2016]

She’s a “certified spiritual healer.” That should tell you how much of a charlatan and drama queen she is.

[@charitosilvis6312]

My cousin was like that (about having everyone clean up after the wedding). Maid of honor and I (bridesmaid) pretty much did EVERYTHING for her. She wanted 5 star wedding on a -5 star budget. She never really lifted a finger. Amd when she did (that ONE TIME), she had audacity to claim she was too stressed from all the "planning". MOH and I (and our significant others) left way before she did and finished night doing shots to celebrate wedding BS being OVER 🤭😂😂🤪

[@KendraKRH]

That is exactly why we went to the courthouse and called it a day. No one was invited. No drama, just my husband and I.

[@h.borter5367]

If I ever get married, I'm doing the same thing. I always feel obligated to please everyone else but a person has a right to a private courthouse wedding if they want. It's a commitment.

[@GoodOne917]

I actually want the ceremony in a big field full of wild flowers but courthouses are cool too.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@GoodOne917 Yeah with my first marriage we did the courthouse thing too. Then with my current we went to a chapel in Reno lol.

[@casscatherine]

We did the same! Best decision ever!

[@charlottesmom]

My son and his fiancee got married with only 7 family members in attendance (for a grand total of 9), best wedding ever!

[@beqiblaqheart9388]

I happened upon you by accident today and now I am sad for all the days I didn't know your channel existed. Such deliciously chaotic snark. I stan.

[@bluevol1976]

No puppies and no goldfish at weddings. This shouldn’t ever be a thing. Ever.

[@ktkat1949]

My Dad was a wonderful gardener. When he died, after the funeral we handed out packs of flowers to the mourners so they could plant them in his memory or pass them on to people would. THAT is more in keeping with a wedding in my opinion (Mind you I am a crazy cat lady and have warned everyone coming to MY funeral will be given a free cat on the way out LMAO)

[@bluevol1976]

@@ktkat1949 what a wonderful gesture of remembrance!

[@osakaskuam]

Here in Mexico they started giving away bunnies as party favors, I hate people treating animals as disposable things.

[@bluevol1976]

@@osakaskuam 😡😡😡

[@megumaiii]

@@ktkat1949 that is a beautiful remembrance! also for the crazy cat lady funeral thing, i can ABSOLUTELY picture myself doing that too! thanks for the idea LOLL

[@sukuyanthefallen6419]

I've been to weddings where they requested on the invites and other locations around the venue that the guests were not to use their phones to take pictures, it was for the professional photographer so they could take clean shots without having to go around guests. Then at the reception of one wedding, the couple had purchased single-use cameras for everyone to use to take photos of each other so the couple would have more guest photos and the photographer they hired could focus on them and the wedding party as well as the dance floor. They ended up getting some really amazing candid photos of their guests that way because everyone was having fun trying to take pictures of their family members without them knowing. I thought it was a brilliant way to keep the photos taken and allow them to post photos from their wedding when they were ready, not when their guests felt they should.

[@7judas77]

A work mate was telling me about his cousin’s wedding where they did that. He and his brother went to the bathroom and took pictures of their junk, ball sacks and butt cracks with several cameras. That way there’d be surprise pictures mixed in from every camera. Very thoughtful.

[@denastern2091]

I did that too! Only problem was that some of the guests viewed them as party favors and took them home LOL. Along with centerpieces, We also had certificates on each table commemorating our marriage with donations to a tree fund charity that we chose. Only problem my Aunts took the plexiglass frames home....too funny

[@simplywonderful449]

We had a perfect wedding in a little country church in a small Midwest town, EXCEPT: Living 500 miles away from my fiancee, I picked up the tuxedos for the guys and brought them out there with me. The colors weren't even CLOSE to the fabrics the girls had made their dresses from! The tux company had changed the color in-between when we ordered (with swatches of the dress material) to when we picked them up. We found a wonderful fabric store 30 minutes away who stayed open late so we could buy enough materials to make three more dresses AND three more overlays (like making six dresses). We had an "assembly line" at my fiancee's house, with everyone pitching in; I (the groom) was cutting out material from the new patterns we'd bought as the old ones weren't with us. It all worked out - UNTIL - getting out of my Opel GT sports car the day of the wedding, I brushed my light green tux (hey, it was the 70s!) against the door latch, smearing grease on the pants of the tux. My future MIL nearly had a coronary event. During the service, the minister forgot to say "You may now kiss the bride", as apparently he never said that, so we stood their WAITING until my bride nudged me and we kissed. A wonderful honeymoon to Yellowstone and more, and coming back the water pump in the car failed. A German-made car imported to the U.S. for only four years and the Firestone shop says "No problem, it'll be ready at 10AM tomorrow (this was a Sunday in Rapid City, South Dakota - the German car capitol of the U.S., right? It was done at 2pm, so I figured it'd be mucho $$$ - but ended well, being $52.78 (I couldn't even buy the PUMP for that price!). After 44 years, two sons and three grandchildren, I wouldn't change a thing! It's the memories, remember!

[@grey6703]

wow! what a day, it was super sweet of everyone to pitch in to get the dresses done on time just for your special day 💗

[@SweetPea1993]

Ok, so the Saturdays are for the boys wedding! That was actually the wedding of one of my brothers friends and there was a legitimate reason behind the joke. For the past few years all the boys had gotten together every Saturday to watch sports and hang out and stuff. Now, one of the groomsmen was special needs and it was distressing in the extreme for him when there was any deviation from his daily routine. The wedding was done on a Friday because it was the day that would have caused the least upset for him. A few people on the guest list had been complaining and constantly asking about why the wedding was going to be on a Friday. The banners were a way of answering their questions without outright saying anything about their buddies disability or drawing attention to it.

[@KatieBellino]

Glad to know background because I was thinking if the groom can't bend on one day, you shouldn't marry him.

[@drsummer512]

Thank you for sharing. That actually made me tear up thinking how considerate that couple was and how much they must love their friend.

[@firefeethok_tui2355]

The mother who went to renew her own wedding vows at the destination wedding for their son/daughter….that takes the cake. Wow!

[@KatieBellino]

And on the morning PRIOR to their ceremony. Ridiculous!

[@CynRyn]

It was the reason she gave, for me. She wanted it to be a special day for her and her husband, too. Like, the day your child is getting married isn't special enough for you?

[@MegaSpaceMolly]

“You can help the crew clean up after dinner.” These are good examples of weddings people shouldn’t have because they can’t afford to be married.

[@VaivaPaula95]

I seriously wonder how someone could come up with 'clean up after dinner' and 'fancy expensive evening gown' in one thought. Like......... *what*

[@Ouchiness]

I think it’s kinda cute when the Chinese moms don’t know not to wear white to their daughters weddings since in China you actually wear red to your wedding. And so the mom and daughter end up matching. The TikTok side by side you showed I think the girl was actually delighted that her mom looked so beautiful at her wedding.

[@user-mw6jo7ql1c]

Someone else mentioned that the daughter allowed her mom to wear the white dress because she chose to spend what little money she had when she had gotten married on her kids instead of a wedding dress, thus not ever having been able to wear one

[@subliminalstealthhh]

My brother-in-law’s brother’s toxic ex tried to make my sisters wedding night all about her and her personal drama and she kept trying to start fights with everyone who she’s never met before and kept trying to play the victim. It was so satisfying to see the bride maid of honour kick her ass out

[@tehilagrunebaum-lake6982]

I got married last year and one of my husbands friends was planning to propose to his girlfriend of four years, the same day as our wedding! His explanation was because theyd be all dressed up already, it was going to be after the ceremony. A mutual friend had to explain to him that his plan is not the best idea.

[@jadeandblood]

My brother got his wedding postponed for one year and he was finally united with his now-wife. We didn't have ceremonies, reception whatsoever. He's happy that he's married and that's all it should be 😄

[@JessieHTX]

I’ve volunteered at animal rescues and shelters for several years. Yes. People use puppies/kittens for decor. They adopt them and then dump them off in a box in front of the shelter when they’re done. It’s heart breaking and disgusting. Mostly black cats for Halloween, but I’ve seen some likely fluffy white wedding photo puppies. Bunnies for Easter are big, too.

[@Liquessen]

That's just heartless :(

[@sbffsbrarbrr]

I'm so sorry to know this....heartless narcissists!

[@jlbeeen]

I've known people who found pets in boxes, abandoned, and took them in. I don't know how someone could do that to a living animal. They need love too!

[@lavenderotaku2481]

That’s absolutely horrible. If I went to a wedding and this happened I would A) probably stop speaking to the bride/groom and B) definitely adopt our at least 2 of whatever was there. I want my wedding to reflect my love of nature and animals… but using live animals as decor and not taking care of them is just awful.

[@dizfunctionaldes]

I once heard someone say the "we got married on a Friday because Saturday's are for the boys" line and said they didn't want their anniversary to be on a Saturday every year! It took me 10mins to explain thats not how calenders work 🤦‍♀️

[@luciad5988]

I never realized how many women wear wedding gowns to other people’s weddings! 😵‍💫

[@middleeasternforhire8985]

You should see middle eastern weddings 😂😂😂

[@larajones175]

Insecurities are loud.

[@AramatiPaz]

@@middleeasternforhire8985 is it worse?

[@amisedai942]

This one was a good story though. She never got to have a dress at her wedding and so the bride said she can wear it to hers. It was a wholesome one not a crazy one.😁 nice family

[@noorqadri3507]

Pets or animals, in general, should not be allowed at a wedding unless they are brought in by an organization that will take care of them during and after the event. For example, in college, we had an organization that would bring on-campus local animals to play with to help students destress before finals. the animals were well behaved and had handlers. but in general no pets. I remember a wedding where the bride and groom thought putting butterflies in envelopes would be a good idea and not telling the guest what was inside them just not to open them until time. Kids were playing with them and the butterflies died. Kids were crying and people overall were not happy.

[@circleoffinnishjerks4982]

Who ever thought putting something as frail as a butterfly in an envelope would be a good idea at all? Was there even enough air for them? Even without the kids messing with the envelopes, it does not sound like that was well thought out in the least.

[@PixieoftheWood]

Honestly, I don't think the kids necessarily killed them. Like the other poster pointed out, there likely wasn't enough air in there, not to mention the butterflies likely were panicked being trapped like that and I'm not sure their hearts could take it. Not to mention the fact that even adults aren't going to be careful with an envelope that they don't think something living is inside. You might set it on the ground, accidentally step on it, stick it on or under your purse to get it out of the way. I just can't imagine any way the butterflies could have survived.

[@VaivaPaula95]

awwwhhhh I wish I had a puppy to play with before my finals🥰

[@beepboop7219]

@@PixieoftheWood True, they might have also died from stress of being trapped. Butterflies and any other small animal can easily die from stress and even if they survived being trapped, the stress would have taken too much of them and they probably could barely even fly anymore :(

[@joywebster2678]

I remember when the butterfly craze was a thing at weddings, so many died on the "release" from the little "Chinese food boxes" that it seemed to just never work. It stopped being a thing!

[@helena-rosehouldcroft871]

I am a Priest who has presided at many weddings and my late husband was a professional photographer. I always announced that no cameras would be used except the professional’s. I really don’t like flashes going off when a couple are saying their vows or praying. Professional photographers are always respectful.

[@hummingbird11]

I didn't even know that a priest could get married.

[@helena-rosehouldcroft871]

@@hummingbird11 I am Anglican (Episcopal).

[@hummingbird11]

@@helena-rosehouldcroft871, I see. Thank you for explaining.

[@insomniacspillowfortarmy5776]

It sad that's not common sense...

[@sherrimiller5258]

On behalf of that first bride I’m really angry. Not as angry as if it had been me though. I’d be tempted to ditch whoever that was from my life. How selfish can you get?

[@sarizzlelynn]

Sounds like she’s looking to take a centerpiece home after the evening🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@macwinter7101]

Bridezilla: "We have 10 years of experience as certified spiritual healers" Also bridezilla: *Reacts in the most toxic, spiritually unhealthy way to society's response to their toxic wedding vows....

[@battlebear437]

If it’s the one I remember reading about (the comment under yours goes into detail) her dress code was really odd. If you weighed under a certain weight, you’d wear a certain color palette and high heels. If you weighed more than her ideal, you had to wear full black (pants and sweaters). Did I mention it was on a beach and during warm (hot) weather? Yeah. High heels on a beach for a dance = many sprained ankles. Plus, wearing black pants and long sleeves during the summer/when it’s hot out = heck no!

[@randomusername429]

​​​​​​​@@battlebear437 If I'm remembering correctly (I think it was the same post), not only did she want the lighter-weight people to wear super expensive clothing for the dance to represent prosperity (hundreds of dollars worth of really warm designer clothes like scarves and sweaters on a hot beach), but she also demanded every guest buy at outfit worth at least $1,000 to change into after the dance so that they "didn't embaress the bride and groom" at their really upscale reception venue. I'm pretty sure that she literally said something like "if you look like garbage, so will we". She thinks that reasonably priced clothes (less than $1,000) looks like garbage....and that the venue staff will even care that much what guests are dressed like. And on top of that, the "shooing away the devil" part of the dance mentioned in the video was to be the lighter people shooing the heavier people. So she is basically calling being over weight (or just weighing more than like 140lbs iirc, which isnt even inherently overweight) the devil.

[@battlebear437]

@@randomusername429 she’s absolutely insane

[@lina9535]

The fact that she'd want people to buy clothes that would cost more than my monthly rent is absurd.

[@tonymartin7849]

…and they met at a cult desensitization meet. Think they should get their money back.

[@ToughBeifong]

LMAOI completely lost it with that post about the polygraph party and Charlotte's delightful laugh just made it that much better

[@nicolevarnam2290]

Absolutely the Best Ever🤘💙

[@Gration_]

For the puppy thing, they actually could have set up something with a local pound to get puppies adopted, and it would have been, in my view, actually a nice little thing. Would have made the wedding a lot more bearable for kids, and someone's lonely aunt or uncle could have just adopted a puppy. Also it's funny that the spiritual healers, are using something like a fucking polygraph. Why not just use that spiritual mumbo jumbo to feel out the snitch?

[@VampyBlood17]

That’s actually really cute! I would love to do an adoption thing at my future wedding!!

[@vickiechandler3112]

@@VampyBlood17 Just dont tie them to the tables.....LOL

[@Gration_]

@Siret Ojala You do know you can act with a little more common sense in this though, and fix all these issues....right? No one said anything about straight up ripping the idea, word for word, from the bridezilla's head, and tying them to the tables would be ridiculous in the first place. I just said it could be a fun adoption event set-up alongside with your wedding that would cut the monotony of it for the kids, and actually get some of the puppies adopted. Don't be as dumb as the people in the videos.

[@j3anders0n]

I have seen pictures from a wedding where the couple worked with a local dog rescue group. The bridesmaids each carried an adoptable puppy instead of a bouquet. The puppies were NOT tied to tables during the reception; the rescue group had puppy wranglers and a special supervised area set up so that guests could meet the puppies and potentially fill out applications to adopt them.

[@nono-fb8tr]

The thing is, puppies do not need help getting adopted. They won't even be in a shelter for 3 days. It's the adult dogs who need help.

[@christysivley]

I have learned so much about weddings that i didn't know before watching all of your wedding content😁. I had nooooo idea no one was supposed to wear white!😱 Like, noooooo idea! Thanks Charlotte! Love you!

[@reginamachamer821]

9:35 I would legit pull out as a guest if I received this email. Reminding people not to wear white is one thing.. but don't ask me to come to a big fancy formal event and tell me I can't wear makeup or do my hair. I'm not spending hundreds of dollars on a dress and shoes to wear a fcking ponytail with it. Period.

[@modeljaisimone]

🗣And in that order!

[@celinesayner9585]

She didn't say what kind of ponytail you can wear, go all out with extensions and drama

[@FullMoonOctober]

@@celinesayner9585 Ooh, that's an idea! Nothing in the email about beads or ribbons or whatever. I'd like a Malicious Compliance response to that list of demands.

[@sbffsbrarbrr]

Agreed! I don't know why guests would even comply with some of these ridiculous requests.

[@Leanne_w]

I was supposed to be a bridesmaid for my cousins wedding when I was about 15. But she’s told my whole family they were no longer invited. Because my sisters outfit had a tiny bit of white in the pattern. She’s not spoke to any of family since that day lol. She also told her brother he’s not allowed to bring his children, because they clashed with the colour scheme. (Because they had ginger hair) He’s not spoke to her for years either. Lol.

[@kidsister316]

wow. and i thought my family was petty!

[@P-P-Panda]

God dayum that’s absolutely insane 😳yeah, I also thought my family was...off.

[@Leanne_w]

@@kidsister316 lol, she’s crazy. I was so close to her as well. But as soon as she was getting married she changed. I feel sorry for her husband, ha.

[@Leanne_w]

@@P-P-Panda IKR, my aunt and uncle are the same. They’ve even made the husband not drink after they got married. My aunt and uncle would always involve themselves if my cousin and her husband had a little argument. I’m glad I’m away from their toxic life’s ha.

[@P-P-Panda]

@@Leanne_w oh good! 👍

[@billithebutcher52]

Corona isnt a cell nor are these the official colours. its an electron microscope views of the Nukleocapsid . The picutures taken are black and white , the colors are added to make it look cool or enhance the different structures :D

[@jessica1lopez]

What I was going to say. I'm sure someone told her later on and I'm sure they taught this in school (depending on her age, she might not have heard about it).

[@anastasiaromanot6626]

Thank you . I crocheted the Covid virus into a toy for my cat, just using whatever yarn I had spare. (It’s a lot less scary when it’s full of catnip and being attacked by a floof 🤷🏻‍♀️) Several people told me I used the wrong colour ‘wool’.

[@jessica1lopez]

@@anastasiaromanot6626 well those people are crazy. We don't even know their original color as the machines just see the cells without color. Maybe news people should just let them know this because seems like most of them forgot.

[@anastasiaromanot6626]

@@jessica1lopez I don’t remember being taught this at school, but I didn’t take any sciences beyond GCSE level (age 16 in the UK). I have a passing interest in science though, and I’m pretty sure I’ve read in more than one news article that the images are coloured, hence why not every image we see is blue/red. I suppose it depends on the source of the image and what colours that source chose.

[@jessica1lopez]

@@anastasiaromanot6626 I just know the machine is black and white. I don't know how they work exactly. I'm sure they color them for us to see them all of the properties clearly. I know they chose the color and target a certain part of the cell to be that color. The news people doing that I guess is them trying to figure out which one is the correct one? Who knows.

[@mysteryninja5851]

I remember walking down the aisle at my wedding and being super surprised and saddened by how many people had their phones out.

[@vickyoli]

I went yo a wedding, and the mom of the groom, had a tiara and a shinier dress than the bride. I was surprised, but the guest weren’t since many said “she has always liked to call the attention”. If I was the groom, I’d had put an stop to that. Like: my wife and I have to shine today, mom.

[@Lucia-ef9zd]

I mean, as long as the involved parties dont mind? Sometimes I also think if they wanna be special so bad, just let them be. Its probably healthier to be relaxed about it (I bet your wedding day will be a lot cooler)

[@LifesPeachy321]

With a person like that...it wouldn't matter who said what...her son, her husband, her future daughter-in-law...that type of person *_does whatever the fuck they want because they are the only person that matter to them!-* True story

[@dostagirl9551]

They did the live fish thing at our school's "Under the Sea" themed prom. I was so mad. Not only were these poor fish basically abandoned at the end of the night, but we also suspect one was eaten alive as part of a prank by some of the kids. (sigh) So yeah, live animal as decor is always a bad idea. Go with plants instead.

[@arandanomyrtille3087]

Yeah, my high school did the same thing for one event. Except that they had a live fish swallowing contest and then just tossed the surviving fish in the dirt outside the cafeteria. So glad I didn't go to that event. Couldn't look at some of my classmates the same way again after that.

[@grey6703]

that’s terrible!!! i went to a wedding with beta fish centerpieces and my sister took like four (they lived for years lol) but they just sold the rest back to the store! that’s terrible

[@daddyyahweh9328]

Omg same, I put one of the fish in one of those lil water bottles and took him home, he survived the night so my parents got me a nice tank for him. His name was Hobbes. He lived about four years because finally passing away. Hobbes was a good fish

[@KatieBellino]

I had a friend that did beta fish and people really did take them home. However, the one I took home didn't live long. Just didn't transport well on a hot summer day. Same deal in the case above. The fish were dying at the wedding. It's a stressful environment for an animal.

[@Lyney.lover1020]

I've never understood the rule in Western weddings that only the bride wears white. In Pakistan the bride traditionally wears red, but really she can wear absolutely any colour she wants and among the usual 300-500 average guests, someone is bound to wear the same color. We also have this perfectly acceptable tradition where guests who recently got married (within the last year or so) wear their own wedding dress. In fact, if you can still fit into your wedding outfit no matter how long ago you were married, you are encouraged to wear it.

[@Liquessen]

Ooh, that's a really cool tradition! Celebrating the idea of wedding, at the wedding!

[@cocoachuu]

mostly likely to stand out in pictures.

[@ranyagoswami7553]

same in india

[@bobbiobanion7706]

I believe it was queen Victoria that started the white wedding dress "standard" and of course no one outshines a queen. I guess people filled their head up with thinking they were just as special and somehow it became a tradition. I also assume because wedding dresses are very expensive you would hope that people respect how much money you spent on the dress and wedding and let you have like an hour to be the center of attention.

[@ashleybuechler860]

@@bobbiobanion7706 That's exactly where the whole "white wedding dress" fad kicked in. White was traditionally seen as a color that people of higher standing could afford, and since they didn't work like laborers, their whites stayed clean. People who did work wore any dress they had, ad then that evolved into "nice" dresses. Ever since Queen Victoria set the wedding standard (because she was royalty and rich), we Westerners have adopted this, imo, rather silly habit. Yes, my dress was white, I admit, but mine also had gold and green, AND I was married at a ren faire, so I knew I would be getting dirt and leaves on my dress. Didn't care. It was thematic! I would love to see a return to "Wear whatever dress you fucking want to your wedding!". Does it make you feel important and pretty? Wear it!

[@jessicaopalinski4149]

Funniest thing was when someone insisted on having their wedding at the height of the start of Covid when everything was shut down and kept posting they weren't going to live in fear. One person outside the parents showed up. Normally I would feel bad for them but they were so dismissive of health concerns towards the guests in their posts beforehand that I think they kinda had it coming.

[@LoveThinkLaugh]

“Has anyone ever used puppies as decor before?” *Cruella De Vil has entered the chat.*

[@geekwithapen1398]

IMMEDIATELY what i thought

[@mlle_soso9741]

Stolen comment

[@LoveThinkLaugh]

@@mlle_soso9741 Just saw the other comment. Hadn’t read the comments before. No intention to steal from anyone.

[@lavenderotaku2481]

Now what would be fun is if somebody used this as a set-up to a Cruella themed wedding. Then put stuffed animals or edible party favors on the tables instead!

[@tendousfingertapesatori2972]

the Saturdays are for the boys one... i just wanna say, my heart goes out to the bride. i couldn't imagine being married to a child, neanderthal, and an imbecile all rolled up into one 😔

[@FloppityFlopFlop777]

To a closeted homosexual, you mean.

[@polliec8443]

"Welcome back everyone" would definitely be the opening line at a British wedding, the more roasting the better!

[@seriouslycelia2139]

I'm getting married for the 2nd time next year, and if my MOH doesn't say "Welcome back everyone", imma be mad lolol!! Bring on the fun roasts n' toasts! :)

[@bradmyers5354]

Charlotte cracking up over the “Polygraph party” has me laughing more than anything in this video. That cackle, that’s sounds bad but that’s the best description I got, was great. I literally slapped my thigh laughing.

[@janellekirk1785]

They just used the polygraph bride story in last night's episode of 911. That would be so embarrassing lol

[@priscilalondon]

Weddings expose the narcissist mothers, friends and the infamous bridezillas. They really think they are killing it, when they are just showing their insecurities and entitlement.

[@Silviamattos777]

My ex sister-in-law wore white to her son’s wedding and requested a special song for them to walk in to, and stood in the aisle for whole damn song!

[@MissMackkSnaps]

Yikes, moms like that creep me out. Like do they want to be the one marrying their son or something? 🤢

[@Silviamattos777]

@@MissMackkSnaps I know. That’s exactly what I thought, it def gave me the incest vibe. Poor kid, the bride was physically shaking, because she had said no to the “special song”

[@cheriremily9360]

@@Silviamattos777 how did that get past the bride and is this couple still married? If the monster-in-law got her way without the bride's approval on the wedding day then this marriage is going to be one hell of a ride to divorce court.

[@xxxNevisxxx]

some parents don't want the best for their child, but rather the best for themselves.. something like that exists, even if nobody wants to hear it

[@Silviamattos777]

@@cheriremily9360 I don’t know how my ex sil did it without the poor girl knowing it. She she sure as hell did. Believe it or not, they are still married and lucky for them they live a few hours away from monster in law. I was shocked at what’ve was seeing. Lucky for me I am not in the family anymore, monster in law is a pain in the ass.

[@taraharvey8123]

😂👏👏😂 *HELL YES!! The best man starting off his speech with "Welcome Back" is legit THEE BEST THING EVER!* 😂😂❤❤😂😂

[@notsorrymomo7096]

I’d kick my mom out of my own wedding if she dresses as a bride. Guess I’ll be a bridezilla one day lol 😭😭

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

You will! I was super chill but the day before I went full on Bridezilla because no one was listening to me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@me2ontube]

nobody would think ill of you - that's crossing the line

[@pamjarvis2771]

LOL , I had mother-in-lawzilla and stepmomzilla at my wedding who were silenced by other family members to be quiet on our beautiful outdoor wedding day after their rumble of hiccup actions!

[@me2ontube]

@@pamjarvis2771 that must have been hilarious n sounds like something out of a movie

[@pamjarvis2771]

@@me2ontube You should read my original post on this video! LOL , my son ( who my mother-in-lawzilla had never wanted to ever be born as I had learned day before our wedding ) is definitely crossed between my hubby and I in our firm beliefs on how family should morally stand up and support each other within one’s family. It was heartbreaking sad yet it had become pretty humorous later in our life because of their pikachu face responses from other people’s reactions in our defense against them.

[@KeikilaniKai86]

The “welcome back everyone” idea is genius! 😂😂😂 I would’ve laughed my ass off if I was the bride!

[@jdice6868]

The bride who posted that mother-in-law-to-be decided to plan her vow renewal the same day as her wedding so that the MILTB could "Feel special too!" should not get married if her fiance' does not stand up to his mother and demand she does not renew her vows on the day of his wedding. If he doesn't stick up for them, as a couple, on this he can NEVER be depended upon for standing up to his obviously narcissistic mother. You get married, and you are on your spouse's side. Disagree behind closed doors, but you and your spouse are a united front. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! My mother-in-law wore a long ivory (maybe cream) satin gown to my wedding. I didn't care, though a few people asked me if I was upset. It had a long slit up the left leg. When she was sitting for the family photo it opened more than she realized. She was upset with us for not warning her that she was showing more leg than she realized at the time. If anything didn't I have a right to be annoyed at the dress she chose and the effect it had on the family photo? She didn't make a huge deal out of it, I just thought it was funny.

[@potmki6601]

So you didn't "GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN" but others should?

[@jdice6868]

@@potmki6601 She was actually a lovely, but a sometimes clueless person. She may have worn a long off white gown, but she wasn't trying to be the center of attention. If she planned to renew her vows with her husband that day my husband, then fiance' would have told she could come to our wedding as a guest or have her vow renewal elsewhere. He never would have told me to just let her do it. So I didn't need to get out.

[@TibbyChi]

If I was invited to my ex’s wedding after they cheated on me I’d go and make a toast 🥂 especially if they were marrying my ex best friend

[@aether_feathers]

And see people's face decompose at the cheating story 😂

[@Ms.Wndrlnd]

I think that the last bride needs to have HER “Spirit” HEALED!!! 🤣🤣

[@Biestle]

Watching this made me realize again why we had a small wedding without all the drama 😂

[@donaldoehl7690]

We did too 35yrs ago. Didn't get many gifts but so what. AND we're still together.

[@Becks-and-books]

the corona virus color template.... we are all going insane in this world and i'm right there with it

[@creativedesignation7880]

@@Patrickvane Or that viruses aren't cells?

[@buttonmarie7808]

I thought that was so hilarious I’d be so down for this wedding

[@dshe8637]

@@Patrickvane exactly!

[@callen8908]

I’ve been cringing so hard over your wedding stories that I’ve developed abs of steel, Charlotte

[@baileybrian9560]

During my friend's wedding her bridesmade accidentally said "He fills all of your holes" when talking about her husband during the speech lol

[@DocBree13]

Oh my god! 😂😂😂💀

[@taniskaborah5093]

Lol 😂😂

[@_ironhearted_5683]

thats how you complete each other 💞

[@Some_guy_passing_by]

Poor her 🌚😹 . She said it with a good intention , but became a joke. 😿

[@Rose_C_Chyme]

Bahahahaaa!!!!

[@chenenelson7865]

I attended a wedding this weekend and when it came to the speeches the best man was first. He started by saying:" They say a best man's speech should take as long as the groom to finishes during sex..." looked at all of us awkwardly and walked of stage 😂😂😂😂 He did come back and do his whole speech but was a very funny icebreaker

[@AramatiPaz]

That's a funny one, I hope the groom was in the humor.

[@lavenderotaku2481]

That’s hilarious. I hope the groom was in on it or at least okay with the joke!

[@KatieBellino]

I...wouldn't go over well in my family, especially with older relatives.

[@abent1034]

Years ago my mother catered my uncle's wedding. There was like over 500 people that showed up and she did all the food for free and it was a huge spread to feed a lot of people. Anyway she got really upset that my sister wasn't asked to be a bridesmaid and all the other cousins that were girls were. This was done by my aunt her sister-in-law who didn't like my sister cause she was too tomboyish and my mom just assumed that my sister would be in the wedding. My sister was like 9 years old and she felt super left out. So my mom being petty but absolutely wonderful dressed my sister in a all white tux (this was 1986 mind and even back then my mom knew she was butch a lesbian) and she absolutely owned it. At the wedding my mom even made comments like well if she been a bridesmaid she would have wore those ugly pink dresses but she wasn't asked so we just went with what we had on hand.

[@paullopez6620]

"Welcome back everyone" is freaking hilarious!

[@Tempestras]

The irony is that this and the after polygraph party post were also leaked even though they claimed in it to have discovered the “rat”. Golden lol

[@zeusathena26]

The fish needed an aerator to add oxygen to the water. They literally suffocated to death.

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

that hurt my chest so much. it felt like i was suffocating too and I'm no vegan or anything but that's just cruel to not think about. who even needs fish at their wedding? or animals, period?

[@zeusathena26]

@@ontxtteredwxngs yes it's cruel, & if you release doves, they will die because they don't know how to get food. Please leave out animals unless they're your pets.

[@justinesnyder9677]

I remembering helping at my ex-boyfriends cousins wedding and she had fish centerpiece and we were RUNNING, getting all the bowls pH balanced and adding aerators in time so we could get the out of the container from the store, before the wedding started. They also all went to a home and none of them died. I never knew people were so..... vapid, oblivious, ignorant....

[@jennym007]

1:33. My cousin Sue was getting married for the third time (she’s up to number six now so it didn’t last) and my mum was asked if she was enjoying herself. Mum said “I always enjoy your weddings Sue” and everyone cracked up including my cousin.

[@MiffetBlue]

The girl was worried about the flowers because she didn’t want to bring home anything on her clothes to her cats. She didn’t want to bring her cats to the wedding. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@m0L3ify]

6:07 I was a bridesmaid in a wedding many years ago, and as we were sitting around in the upstairs lounge before the ceremony while I nursed my baby, another bridesmaid seriously suggested that because I wasn't married, that my bf and I should piggyback off of the wedding to also get married that day "since it's already all set up" and then we could apply for and backdate the marriage license afterwards. She was an attorney and this was her legal loophole for ruining the bride's day AND ensuring I wouldn't get a wedding of my own. I just stared at her like 'wtf'.

[@ammolitetheanimator7764]

How much do you wanna bet she did that on purpose? PS I would have looked at her that way too

[@m0L3ify]

@@ammolitetheanimator7764 In hindsight, I think she was just super unhappy in her own relationship with a guy she'd been with for 20 years (since college) who wouldn't marry her. He ended up being a total dick to everyone. She's since left him and is happily married to a much nicer guy. I'm guessing this entire incident was just a whole lot of projection. I'm glad she finally found happiness.

[@ammolitetheanimator7764]

@@m0L3ify I am glad she did too, It was just one incident and now it sounds like she has changed for the better and I am glad that you took both sides of the story because I am no different than her I guess. I used to be super unhappy and projected it to my older sister and now I am happy and trying my best to change, I am glad she is happy now.

[@sharonsharon9540]

​@@ammolitetheanimator7764

[@jessi828]

The corona virus color scheme had me howling 😂😂😂 ok, wait, the polygraph test one is even better 😂

[@MrsMilato]

As a former wedding photographer, I am SO happy I've never experienced these types of bridzillas