Bachelors Try To Find Love With Callers (w/ Will, Jay & Eric) | Perfect Person Ep. 83

It's the Bachelor Episode, in which Jay, Will and Eric try to find love over the phone with the callers. Will they be CHOSEN by the singles calling in? Or will this whole thing blow up in their FACE. TONIGHT.
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[@patiencekillz]

this is what “boys being boys” should always mean

[@TaylorBishop8890]

I'm so jaded that I was waiting for it to be problematic but they're just all such pure lil silly geese. I love them so much

[@tawnyew]

If they made a shirt that said " pure little silly geese" I'd whip out my debit 😂

[@reginamoonbeam9335]

The amount of rizz that Will lacks is rizz itself.

[@carrie9724]

LOL. The sunglasses removal at 4:20 to reveal the eyes of the most stoned person to ever walk the Earth is peak rizz.

[@naughtonbynature]

Yeah I have a stupid crush on will and I’m literally a lesbian

[@sarahmcmahon600]

the timestamp of that moment is so perfect lol@@carrie9724

[@saraaaloweee]

THIS!!!!!!

[@kaylalboyd]

i will be THAT person and say i need this group again my stomach and face hurts from crying laughing so much

[@ktswing88]

Imagine if this was the live show, improv style like Ben Schwartz and Friends! 😅

[@hellomarjory]

I'm DYING at how hard it was to describe Jay's hair when it looks just like Miles' lol

[@sam_art21321]

same😂

[@julietashima7481]

“ORDER FOR TINA” and “MY BABY’S STILL IN THE CAR” took me out. My coffee almost came out my nose

[@megs.9915]

I had to pause to wipe the tears from my eyes after this

[@elka_shmelk]

“well where the fuck did u go” after jay’s time jumping LMAOOO i love her

[@elka_shmelk]

“i’m so sorry” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@cael_aj]

I was so nervous that at the end I forgot everything that happened and picked the wrong date 😅

[@elka_shmelk]

@@cael_ajHAHA u made will’s worst fears come true

[@cael_aj]

Oh no 😅 For what it's worth, I would still pick Will, I think our date went pretty good, it was just cut short by his landlord (If I remember right? I haven't gotten a chance to watch the episode yet so just going off of my memory from the call)

[@um2913]

@@cael_aji just wanna say u were so funny throughout the whole thing and handled the craziness soo well 😂

[@cael_aj]

Okay now that I'm watching the episode, I'm wondering why the other two callers got to go through a normal episode of The Dating Game and ask and answer questions but I had to go on 3 chaotic dates that seemed doomed to go off the rails 😂

[@Saxinful]

Yours was the best, so I think you came out on top hahaha

[@alexzandrarubino9039]

I laughed so hard I though I was going to puke💀

[@saintnikz]

Your segment absolutely made the episode, without a doubt. I'm in pain now from tea-kettle whistling for 20 minutes

[@wonderpotter2674]

Yours was my favorite 😭

[@jaydescorner8401]

hard watch. (because i was laughing so much) Eric screaming MY BABY's STILL IN THE CAR had me laughing my the worst lmfao

[@alexzandrarubino9039]

Im at that part rn and im laughing so hard im crying and i might throw up i cannot💀

[@VividiVavidivoo]

That was soooo good!!!

[@popofpink11]

33:04 “order for tina” has me crying laughing

[@MP-Vancity]

Same, I was at a bus stop and I burst out laughing.

[@gracelyall411]

Well now you gotta do a bachelorette!! Crazy listenable

[@ashr9]

And Rainie should definitely be one of them!

[@abbyporter2069]

And Kelsey!

[@paigeholmes5442]

Yessssssss

[@colbimiluv1402]

GRAZY LISTENABLE

[@emp302]

Are there enough guys who listen to the show 🤔

[@hannahdevyor858]

This episode has me in tears. I was already laughing so hard and then the third caller with “who is this” and miles going “😕perfect person” I’m dead

[@hiyakristen]

One call in and this is already one of my fav episodes. The silent kicking and throwing of objects to turn the light on is killing me 😂

[@cherry.cookies]

Haven't even gotten to the live call and their reply but I'm already losing it what an opening call

[@aliselynch]

I laughed so hard at his kicking feet, everyone trying to be quiet lol

[@PrettyMuchIt]

i can’t stress enough how worth it the bonus cold open on patreon is for this ep (not a paid endorsement)

[@PerfectPerson]

🫡🔪🤫

[@amanda-qz4it]

😂😂😂

[@__julz]

The way I SPRINTED to patreon for this one 😤

[@marytaylor9001]

Literally nothing has made me want to pay for any patreon more than this episode alone

[@morganmiller8010]

So, I've definitely thought about joining the Patreon and I quickly shut that idea down because I don't want to make an account or download another app blah blah blah. Anyway, I popped my Patreon 🍒 today. 😂 *Oh, and I'd watch 10 more hours of this content right NOW if I could. Lol

[@rosalindwilmott3129]

When the motion sensor light went off and miles and jay immediately start waving their legs like like crazy and flailing around for like a good 45 seconds and then miles throwing that thing while will is so seriously answering that girl’s question is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[@aniasoltan]

This is the most I've ever laughed at a podcast.

[@ogga]

Same!

[@hconf]

Eric is flying his red flags at half mast 😂😂😂😂😂

[@colinayers3498]

Raise a glass

[@jennyw5904]

"There's the bell curve again" LMAOOO XD

[@jdp486]

It's the Will Curve 😀

[@sammelisabeth7]

cho chang's sensibility omg 🤣

[@megs.9915]

this and "Voldemort's je ne sais quoi"

[@bethyberryy]

this was the best fucking episode. I was laughing and crying so hard through the second caller that when Eric started singing I felt physically sick. the four of you really have an insane energy that I'm gonna need to see again

[@RiniKiwi]

Will is giving strong middle child energy sitting inbetween the good seats, not sure if he's a middle child but he's pulling it off

[@heydirle]

59:00 “then just take the note, man” HAD ME ROLLING

[@StargazerApril]

MILES! Miles! PLEASE do an episode where you and a bunch of guests are playing D&D and you give the callers a random character to play and the entire call has to be in character. The callers could be like quests for you guys to solve. You also have to roll a dice to determine how good the advice will be.

[@shinybright6714]

crying laughing over jay's date and the excellent foley work

[@rymakesmusic]

easily the funniest ep yet, eric’s improv killed me 36:08

[@RomeBernstein]

It's the way he so calmly crossed his legs while screaming bloody murder

[@yaitsasha]

the "Order for Tina!" during Jay's call was the FUNNIEST thing lmaooo

[@humanbobregularpants]

All the heavy hitters in one ep? Dressed to the nines? Can’t wait 😂

[@nonabonn]

Losing my mind at miles' nervous look to the camera when the 3rd caller picks up at 53:38 LMAOOO

[@pixiegeek]

please at the live show, also have a motion sensor light so that you have to flail to turn it back on during the show.

[@AlexandriaSimos]

the cutback to will, jay, and eric at 1:10:30 to see them all have their glasses back on had me crying laughing idek why 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericaconnor611]

the way jay was looking at eric when he started singing....unreal 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣

[@hannahmilbourn232]

Can’t spell Will without W and L, wait one W and two Ls 🤣🤣🤣

[@mollyholly3547]

And one incomplete (I)

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

gonna be imminently needing more improv scenes from these guys. i don’t care if it’s on this show or if it’s packaged up and sent directly to my house. i guess what i’m saying is that this episode was crazy listenable. listenable as hell, one might say.

[@pepsigirl283]

The way Will paused during his introduction I thought he was going to say "I'm bachelor #2, I'm Will and I am sorry"😂 Will's such a precious disaster he's just the sweetest and he deserves to find his perfect person💗

[@masantheguy]

Crazy Listenable Episode!

[@PerfectPerson]

🫡

[@hannafournier2321]

My crush on Jay has increased significantly after this ep, he’s such a cutie

[@emilydanxelle]

The dynamic with all four of you together is soooo funny. Were gonna need this group again 😂

[@henhonk]

That unprompted jump into the Get Real music is the hardest I've ever laughed at this podcast. Perfectly executed.

[@MissGhostface]

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE LIGHTS OUT MOMENT EVER!!!! 🤣😭 THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN'T INTERRUPT WILL'S CONVERSATION FLOW, THE UPSIDE DOWN TURTLE LEGS, I CAN'T!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahcollins1816]

I listened to this at my desk and turned red, fighting for my life, trying to hold in my laughter. My eyes watered. I had to pretend cough. Fantastic 😂

[@nonabonn]

Will's bachelor intro was insane, I think where miles' sentences go is just as much a surprise to himself as everyone else 😂😂😂

[@KBerry-ug5zx]

"I think there's just pressure around the way income is organized. The bedrock of capitalism is to have a partner to share money with..." Will was preaching, and I appreciated it. 👏🏾

[@LoveCrumb]

*banging pots and pans* WILL IS MY CUP OF TEA! What a joy of an episode!

[@hannahcollins1816]

AGREE!!

[@alexiswhite1511]

I’ve never laughed harder at an episode of Perfect person 😭

[@abyssoffortitude]

I had to get tissue i died sooo many times. Thks will be a seratonin rewatch for a rainy day.

[@cozieswithkritta]

The second date feels like DnD scene setting

[@sarahw9385]

The improv dates were the BEST! I was laughing so hard.

[@bethyberryy]

will has that insane no-rizz rizz, he can hit my line ANYTIME

[@Avara8888]

The end of the ep when they all have sunglasses on, these goofy boys look like the 3 blind mice 😎😎😎

[@mckenseykleppin]

ORDER FOR TINA really got me, thank you miles oh my god this is the best

[@kerifulton7374]

Erics laughs in the second call when Will was talking to Kale SENT ME 😂 this is a perfect episode

[@mikaelalucido]

this is masculinity edit: wait this format & group is insane 😭gold mine CRAZY LISTENABLE NEW ERA

[@ellenponder4787]

I cried the entire episode and I lost it when Eric's 2nd date started like that 42:20. The Will Curve cracked me up and he kept proving it the entire episode. I didn't listen to this episode right away because I didn't want it to be over lol

[@abstracta_cielo]

Not millie bobby bonsignore 🤣😭😭😭 i laughed too hard at that

[@psychopsychologist763]

"Order for Tina" officially broke my brain, that was so funny, thank you Miles!

[@paolaalvarez7446]

The three blind mice as guests on todays pod

[@CreativeCamile]

I'm a simple girl. I see Eric, I click.

[@herb_rolls]

I've always loved Will but this episode made me love him even more. He's such a fun person and so thoughtful.

[@hiikarinnn]

Kale and the fake date improv had me dying more than ever before on this show

[@OurRainingTears]

I started crying laughing at work listening to this episode 😂😭 I had headphones on and had to excuse myself from my desk because I looked like a mad woman so thanks for that

[@bamisabamf]

We should do this every month. I’ve died.

[@EvWuzhere]

Legit crazy that will thinks hes the least eligible bachelor- all 3 of them seem very eligible but everybody wants to take a will pill

[@jordanbalkovec739]

This is the best episode I demand more. I have never laughed so hard

[@adrianpink8144]

9:40 the guys hyping up Will is so sweet ☺️ all 3 are extremely eligible bachelors 🗣️

[@alyssataylor3734]

This is literally the funniest episode of anything I’ve ever seen. Truly so entertaining and lighthearted

[@PokhrajRoy.]

OMG ALL OF YOU LOOKING CUTE IN THE SUITS! I feel like we’re missing Bruno Mars.

[@kaykayhawk]

33:00 “Order for Tina!?” Caught me soooo off guard. 😂 It was too good ❤❤❤

[@elka_shmelk]

the shift in tone when everyone told will to carry on the convo bc it seemed like they were hitting it off is giving date mike lmaoo

[@wanderinglemon]

Between this unhinged masterpiece and a stellar return to Candid Competition, it was a great day to be a member of Miles Nation.

[@dannyk8941]

Can I just say, I would’ve loved if this episode was 2 hours long

[@aeep0820]

Why I thought this episode would be good background noise while studying is beyond me. This was the best episode ever! Dyinggg laughing.

[@Avieroses]

The force my finger used clicking on this video nearly cracked my phone screen

[@mcgoogs]

BPM = BITS PER MINUTE. DAMN YOU ALL. Perfection

[@sainny25]

the tag on eric's blazer LOL

[@glenandink]

Crying laughing at this… MOST LISTENABLE EP

[@AllysonGregg]

A TRUE LOL epi 🙏🏻idk if I'm terrible but when "the baby's still in the car!" line came out I was gone 🤣

[@tiffanythompson5820]

I’m crying with laughter. This is one of my favorite episodes to date.

[@elka_shmelk]

stifling my laughter @ the coffee shop ambience while im hunched over my desk eating my jamaican patty at work

[@spiercephotography]

Ended up straight here after watching Candid Competition [ogre cakes]. Lmao'ing at the introductions, absolutely perfect!

[@SarahVillacarillo]

please make a compilation of Miles and guests trying to activate the motion censor light!!!

[@ladywag]

The intros alone for them have me dying. 😂😂😂

[@gbrin6580]

Next, "Bachelorette" with Rainie! I wasn't expecting to snort laugh while doing the dishes, thank you all SO much ❤❤❤

[@trinaloren]

so when are we getting the Rainie Kelsey Marissa bachelorette episode

[@mags8212]

Jay is NOT getting enough love in these comments fr

[@renmo6061]

I’m a gen x, old broad and I have to say--THIS.WAS.HYSTERICAL!!!!!! Absolutely.HYSTERICAL.

[@saminnippon]

“Adam driver’s face with a bee sting” LMAO

[@livafunder7559]

Never heard a more listenable podcast episode in my life and I’m convinced that nothing will top the listenability of this ever

[@julianlugo4144]

I am at work in literal tears from caller #2's dates 😂

[@kremmyv6793]

crying at yall trying to turn on the motion sensors for the lights

[@Jeannnzzzz]

Easily the BEST episode and group of guests

[@ashtynchance2148]

The sound that came out of my body during the fake dating actually killed me. I busted out laughing on the treadmill at a crowded gym

[@haleychristine13]

Jay’s poem was the best, don’t even lie y’all 👏😌

[@EvMaddiePlusDaddy]

Getting with Eric is worth it for the Van alone

[@iamsimonetorres]

wills body language kills me hahhaha the two other guys got chairs they could lounge in and will didnt!! poor will!!! hahaha this is so far my favorite episode ever love yall

[@henhonk]

Never in my entire life have I ever wanted to live in LA more than when I learned about this live show. Daaaaaaaaang

[@annabelber7283]

miles calling the first caller rainee not raina at the end is killing me

[@kylastallings3909]

The episode had my sides hurting. The stroke at 6:27 is pure gold

[@Omennemeyer]

"Goblet of fire lookin ass." Sent me omg this is so funny.

[@bekah3822]

These four men are real treasures and they must be protected at all costs

[@marissawhitaker730]

Also Miles introducing everyone…gold

[@ktswing88]

Eric still having the tags on his suit is so funny 😂😅

[@PrettyMuchIt]

returned that shit the next day