Badly Translated Skyrim is Really Heating Up...

[@FormerlyBlue]

Episode 4 is out now! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGKZlZptg56eatk

[@randigo9992]

I've watched it already, those series are so funny

[@dr.bright6272]

Manage sounds like Liam Nieson

[@tuba7710]

The Thalmor attacks you because he saw you smoking. Ulfric at the beginning said "It Is a misconception that people should not smoke". I think we found the true motivation for the civil war

[@Thunderhawk51]

It's all coming together! 😂 It just works! 😁

[@FormerlyBlue]

Ah yes, thank you for helping me figure out the deep lore of this mod!

[@SageKasuto]

Oh, man! You're killing me!

[@zekkekeipa6521]

Yeah, Ulfric Stormcock is truly an inspirational leader

[@samuellund1377]

The last thing a Thalmor agent sees is the dim flicker of a lit cigarette...

[@samuellund1377]

Alfredo Stormcock: *Takes a long drag on a cigarette* "Damn elves"

[@flunkiebubs2002]

*His bong

[@zandavanrooyen5388]

You mean "ah, nose"

[@victorotaviocardoso959]

"My job is to sit." ~ imediately stands up

[@dr.bright6272]

He just got fired

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

He put in his two-legs notice

[@FatalAlcatraz]

He's on his break 😂

[@Nightdreamr]

What a rebel

[@mike5449]

"He joined a church and a gang." Saints Row canonical.

[@EG-cm5th]

Somehow, this line is perfectly in line with how Riften works

[@Hagunemnon]

"I will destroy the infidels as fire destroys bones." Hot damn, that's the most metal line I've ever heard in Skyrim.

[@capadociaash8003]

Most of the Thalmor are super polite and chill even when attacking you, then there’s this guy

[@zandavanrooyen5388]

Imagine that as a breakdown callout.

[@ninjalp4618]

Imagine letting Tommy Johanson making a metalsong with only sentences used in this video. XD I think he would still make it epic.

[@Menkalinan92]

Security Department: "You have to pay in advance to get the crack"

[@zyriantel9601]

I mean, that’s just Riften

[@PresidentDwayneEMDHComacho]

Brrooooooo i read this comment exactly when the guy said it. Legendary

[@-elrean]

Ah, yes, I remember this in the lore. The cigarette war, fought between the pro-smoking Stormcocks and the anti-smoking Thalmor.

[@zyriantel9601]

And the Ottoman Empire in their white clothes were just kinda off to the side, snorting crack.

[@dr.bright6272]

​@@zyriantel9601dragon crack at that

[@avinotion]

I'm with the Thalmor on this one

[@feasterl]

One of the sides has an obvious advantage

[@azkar65]

@@feasterl I SAW YOU SMOKING!

[@pablo_giustiniani]

"The Great War" being translated as "World War 1" is so hilarious because I saw it coming from a mile away

[@RachmatRL]

And the Empire getting translated as Ottoman Empire fits perfectly.

[@nickgirdwood3082]

​@@RachmatRLHow?

[@supergodzilla5650]

​@@nickgirdwood3082The Ottoman Empire was involved in World War 1.

[@FreelancerFreak]

Also world War I was also known as "the great war"

[@OblivionImperialGuard]

@@supergodzilla5650 Don't forget the Eastern Roman Empire and the Ottomans had a little...conflict too

[@scrapp706]

"But the only way to escape from the police is to tell them that you're a foreigner"- Dolphin 2024

[@SaradaCostaBarboza]

it didn't work what do I do?????

[@migga86]

That advice at 09:44 isn't subbed.

[@drakkainnen]

​@@SaradaCostaBarbozashow it to them

[@LoxPlaysVidya]

Skyrim belongs to the Stormcocks.

[@nlutz2243]

I support the Ottoman Empire

[@latesleeper7039]

Long live the Ottoman empire

[@beforelifewaschaos]

Now i know why my last name is Stormcock 🎉

[@Li_Tobler]

Chads Thundrecocks

[@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese]

I agree

[@RosyKitteh]

“How much does it cost to eat a gold coin?” That’s a trick question. The answer is one gold coin. Don’t think about it too much.

[@FormerlyBlue]

Maybe the cost of some stomach medicine too.

[@cryenduno8010]

@@FormerlyBlue Or nothing. You do get it back 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺

[@danielwesley5051]

Gold is edible if it’s pure enough, so, as long as it doesn’t start an “Imperial blockade” you should be fine.

[@algomaone121]

Agreed!

[@natashah3687]

​@@danielwesley5051😂

[@latesleeper7039]

Bro when the dragon said yes yes suprise i died wheezing

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

Skyrim would be a VERY different game with Ulfric Stormcock in it...

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

"I hear Ulfric Stormcock murdered the High King! He [REDACTED] him apart!"

[@The-Plaguefellow]

Getting within ten meters of him causes Yello's "Oh Yeah" to fade in and play on loop.

[@The-Plaguefellow]

​@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation "He (beeep)-ed the High King! He (beeep)-ed him apart!" Kinky.

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

Alfred Stormcock vs Jarl Big Ball: The Reckoning

[@MagoSquad]

omg 😭 @@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323

[@samuellund1377]

"Yes yes. SURPRISE" -Carry on

[@MikadoYuma]

I feel bad for the child named "Please Take".

[@Snowstorm187]

I like how the player dialogue choices haven’t changed, so it seems like the Dragonborn is desperately trying to move the plot forward while everyone else goes on nonsensical rants 😅

[@natashah3687]

It's like he's the only sober guy and everyone else is on LSD. 😂

[@jayltonsenpai]

If you're the only one on LSD maybe you ARE the one on LSD

[@natashah3687]

@@jayltonsenpai maybe so....

[@Kwauhn.]

They should really translate all the dialog options too. We've all played Skyrim 50 times at this point. there's no need for clarity. That's not the point of this mod lol

[@manaspajamas5071]

I just had an image of a D&D DM trying to keep everyone on track while all the other players constantly circumvent the story at every opportunity, haha!

[@morgul2802]

Ending your conversation with "listen carefully" is such a power move

[@MasterSkyrim1000]

The AI voice for Esbern had me rolling with laughter. Especially him calling Delphine "FISH!"

[@antonioroyale1964]

"You, sir, are a fish." - Arthur Morgan

[@FormerlyBlue]

Fun fact: his voice is the Santa Claus AI.

[@MasterSkyrim1000]

@@FormerlyBlue That makes it even funnier. 🤣

[@MasterSkyrim1000]

@@antonioroyale1964 Both Arthur and Esbern are true men of culture.

[@kassandraofodyssey6475]

@@MasterSkyrim1000 You, sir, are a Master of FISH!

[@Kai.CRoleplaying]

Love it in the main quest when Ulfrich Stormcock and Jarl Big Ball epically battle each other.

[@Shoebil]

🏐 vs 🌪🍆

[@Myrtana1]

🤣🤣

[@natashah3687]

Oddly enough, that's my favourite part too.

[@devinthierault]

Is this the kind of world that we want Love On Valentine's Day to live in?!

[@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese]

Ayo

[@the_hecaton]

I like how with this mod the genocidal elves become extremely polite

[@scorpion0498]

(dying breath) 'Hello :) '

[@BizarreHD]

They’re so wholesome lmao

[@Alex_YJ_Reed]

I dunno, man. Take A Look did say "I am here and I will destroy the infidels as fire destroys bones."

[@SaradaCostaBarboza]

also anti smokers for some reason

[@TellEmB290]

And one of the Thalmor mages just straight up starts going like "you don't love me :C" in the middle of combat with you lol

[@josephbutler4950]

An npc saying hello while being cut down is such an oblivion thing.

[@dakotateears3749]

So... basically you get invited to a party of Skyrim developers, watch a guy crash and burn while hitting on one of the other developers, and get kicked out for smoking😂

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol it did sound like several people at the party could've been devs.

[@dr.bright6272]

Yes

[@hayberdasher8625]

I'M ON SMOKO SO LEAVE ME ALONE kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGabh2WseJ54hsU&pp=ygUeaSdtIG9uIHNtb2tvIHNvIGxlYXZlIG1lIGFsb25l

[@queru1ous]

“There is nothing wrong with Melbourne and it’s not as scary as you might think” - Australians who want me to move there for 5 years already lmao

[@Gilvala]

It’s a sign - it’s time to move to Melbourne 🤣

[@ChasingDragons420]

The best thing about Melbourne is leaving

[@through-faith-alone]

do not come to melbourne I will find you

[@queru1ous]

@@through-faith-alone sounds more like a party invitation

[@through-faith-alone]

@@queru1ous we will uh drink tea and discuss your very long stay in melbourne (please switch places with me, they are keeping me here) they know they are coming

[@tainadeoliveira]

I imagine this as a foreign dragonborn (maybe a Khajit from an isolated tribe) that does not understand Skyrim language very well, so when people speak this is what they understand and so they have to fumble around being the whole dragonborn thing 😂

[@Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht]

Khajiit pov be like

[@BababooeyGooey]

Lore accepted.

[@tomrio9152]

This would make so much sense. Love it

[@JB-xl2jc]

"Boa tarde, amigo!!" "Who let this fucking farm tool into the embassy...?"

[@Kwauhn.]

If I made an RP playthrough of this mod, I would 100% use that idea as a framing device. I feel like good RP needs to strike a balance of immersion and self-awareness (breeds good comedy), and this idea in particular would be perfect for that.

[@JustaStormtrooper1172]

Ah, more of the adventures of Snakedogborn.

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Esbern calling dolphin "fish!" Was hilariously accurate

[@thybloodyromance]

given that dolphins are mammals

[@Batnano]

@@thybloodyromance "acshually"

[@robinmattheussen2395]

@@thybloodyromance Yes but considering Esbern's mental situation seems to be in decline in this mod I think he deserves some points for coming pretty close.

[@thybloodyromance]

@@robinmattheussen2395 he just assumed her species

[@Vynecloud]

The mod is keeping Riften lore accurate by having the guards try to sell you crack

[@Taschenschieber]

"Be careful with snakes" is just good life advice. They're very delicate creatures.

[@miikael123able]

This is true🐍

[@fireburn264]

Dolphin really snuck that line about suicide with a knife into her crazy rant.

[@readlater8962]

Delphine really wasn't hiding her disdain for the Dragonborn in this playthrough

[@the_keychain]

I don't know why of all things the Thalmor guard having a casual conversation with you during a fight had me in tears

[@FormerlyBlue]

Lol yeah I love their translated combat lines.

[@scorpion0498]

He has a job.

[@firstGrunt]

Good morning.

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

The object at 29:03 named 'This Is A Book' while clearly not being a book has some serious Treachery Of Images vibes

[@EvelynWn]

"Joking aside, there are a lot of people here. I don't know how to help you." I almost choked on my coffee. It wouldn't have been half as funny if it hadn't been said by by a bartender. As someone who's worked customer service it might be the most relatable thing I've ever heard! And it was made by and AI.

[@stephenjones5049]

History of the world so far: Sometime in the past, an unnamed war was fought over the worship of Talos. This war directly led to the outbreak of World War 1. Word War 1 was fought 30 years ago, between the forces of Turmal and the Ottoman Empire. The enigmatic Ice Warriors, of which Esbern was a member, participated in this war in some capacity. Word War 1 ended in a peace treaty known as the Golden Horde Alliance. Hoe this Alliance is connected with the snake dogs or the Thalmar's prohibition on smoking is currently unknown.

[@BrandonVout]

And at some point Ulfric died saving Windhelm from a dragon and was murdered by a king.

[@robinmattheussen2395]

Tragically, even though the war is officially over, people are still fighting.

[@aleyoakenshield5384]

20:53 so this game clearly takes place around 1944 to 1948, thirty years after WW1. The Ottoman Empire existed from 1300 until 1922, and according to Dolphin here the made an alliance with someone called Turmal. The "Golden Horde" also known as the Kipchak Khanate, was a term for the western part of the Mongol Empire (1227 - 1502), the alliance is named after them so they were likely involved. We can conclude the alliance was made sometime between 1300 and 1502. But even though the war is over people are still fighting. I guess they hold grudges for a long time.

[@FormerlyBlue]

Yes, thank you for helping unravel this game's timeline!

[@jand.4737]

so, you are telling me thathe Turmal want the Ottoman's help to revive the Golden Horde? I guess, the Turmal are a Mongolian Tribe, maybe even led by the descendants of Ghenghis Khan himself. Perhaps, he was a dragon? Now they summoned Traffic, because only Traffic has the power to revive dragons and snakes alike. Now, we only need to find the difference between a snake and a dragon, cause Traffic apparently does not care. And all that while the wolves burn down the country.

[@dr.bright6272]

​@FormerlyBlue how does it feel to be the only person not on dragon crack?

[@Ollyatlas]

​@FormerlyBlue so delphine is over 600 yrs old?

[@dorithegreat6155]

@@OllyatlasWell, her father died 101 years ago, so that's quite likely

[@js100serch]

Riften Guard: "You have to pay in advance to get the crack". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YumPoisonApple]

"Fresh meat and vegetables! Catch him, before he runs away" Sounds too 'fresh' for my taste..

[@TheImmortalSpark]

Maven is somehow still completely in character

[@vilukisu]

she rejected them, they rejected her. She respects that.

[@The500k]

"Sorry, see you again- uh, hello." Yup, as an introvert, this is the lvl of my social interaction aswell.

[@antarath517]

It was not confusing at all, you had to go to Solmo station disguised as Todd Salmer and snag the Secret Book of Allenwyn

[@44MagnumNA]

Yeah Dragonborn, get with the program and go to Melbourne already. Sheesh!

[@bawdydaram8114]

"Immigrants have no rights, Let's help the poor." -Melbourne, 2024

[@Ametys007]

Why does it sound like something half Trump would say?

[@iamcool544]

idk sounds like Melbourne to me

[@Marines_Memelevolent]

@@Ametys007 Not even half. Listen to his speeches, he always combines his policy on stopping illegal immigration with supporting poor Americans. It's part of why he had/has soon much support in the lower class.

[@oxideactual1018]

@@Marines_Memelevolent No one wants to listen to him anymore, the cracks are starting to show and he’s becoming unhinged as his criminal past comes out in the light.

[@kenetickups6146]

@@Marines_MemelevolentLmao

[@SuperMaxNL]

Fucking loved the chaotic ‘Esborne’ dialogues, he even called Dolphin Fish 😭 “Odisha….” -“NICE” 😎

[@them1lkman48]

Idk why, but hearing "I was Eleanor Bubu" was really bloody funny. Played it over and over until I started crying.

[@dr.bright6272]

I'm definitely naming my next character Eleanor Bubu

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

I love how that statement alone is evidently enough to kick off the violence, as though you walked into the White House Correspondence Dinner in 2007 and announced "I was Osama Bin Laden!"

[@lckanon4395]

Shit, the Thalmor party is literally just a developer meeting

[@GZilla311]

I was thinking the same thing. The Thalmor are definitely just Bethesda devs.

[@1Jiub]

"Not all leaders rule with power, respect, or martial arts" 😄

[@capadociaash8003]

Kung Futocracy

[@basco416]

I really wanna hear how sheogorath and cicero sound with this mod lol

[@Loromir17]

At this point, they must be completely articulate and coherent, with normal guy voices.

[@Xyzex]

The limitations of AI voice that can't recognise intonations and expressions in combat dialogue just add to the hilarity of this series.

[@something1600]

To learn about the lore of this world we have: . The Ottoman Empire, Austria Hungary, Australia and Corsica in this game. . Taoism does exist and Traffic is one. New arrivals are: . 8:35 Scandinavia. . 15:46 Columbia. . 17:33 Japan. . 20:07 World War 1. . 20:08 the Ice Warriors from Doctor Who (so we can also say that Mars is also in the game). This means that Esbern is a Martian. . 23:32 We've got Tito and probably Yugoslavia. . 23:37 We've got both Latvia and a Naz! Dark Elf. . 24:43 the SCP foundation. . 25:34 Maven Blackbria is the founder of Montenegro. . 25:55 Valenzuela (City in the Philippines). . 27:19 Delvin Mallory is an Astronaut. . 31:36 Esbern is a Martian who works at ESPN. . 32:14 France.

[@vadimc2144]

I knew I'm not the only one who noticed SCP foundation

[@MagoSquad]

The dragon voices are incredible almao

[@OblivionImperialGuard]

I laugh every time there's a dragon encounter

[@vaultboy2410]

If i wanna laugh for an half hour straight i watch your translated videos, this is so fun. I love that Delphine and Esbern are just as stupid and useless here as they are in the normal game

[@theend2574]

Correction: Its "Dolphin" and "He Remained"

[@Beltims]

"Stupid and useless" Except of course that they provide crucial information about the prophecy and Alduin and how to defeat him. And also give you armor, weapons, and a base. People just keep hating them for wanting to kill Paarthunax who was basically a mass murderer, which he even admits himself.

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

They're arguably less stupid and useless. Lmao

[@theend2574]

@@Beltims Only He Remains helps you. Dolphin is just plain stupid and useless.

[@m.ccheddarbox874]

"To avoid arrest, he joined a church and a gang." That's a big brain move.

[@jacekkulinski4414]

got when esbern showed up i was in stitches. "I think i know where you are" "Odisha" "Nice" - said with no hesitation and great satisfaction in his voice XD

[@B1rdTheW0rd]

The greatest thing about this mod is that you now want to go up to every single NPC to see their names and hear what they have to say. 😂

[@Nightstick24]

Please, please, PLEASE, keep playing this. I would LOVE to see more, even past the main storyline. Every single video has had me in tears I was laughing so hard, I don’t know why but this is one of the most fun series I’ve watched in years! I just can’t stop laughing!

[@bigfudge2031]

This would be so much more chaotic if the players lines were also translated too.

[@AsterinTheFox]

Hearing about the bilingual part, it put the pieces together; This is a dragonborn who only learned the language from Google translate and didn't bother learning the grammar. It all makes sense now!

[@alexpayne2662]

2:33 "They live like animals in Latvia, believe me, they are simply wrong." Latvia catching strays

[@ashleyconnor-guscott8210]

Esburn: Gibberish Dolphin: yeah do you know what he said?

[@EndertheDragon0922]

5:03 “Unfortunately, I have reached my limit :)” I think Tobacco works customer service…

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I like when they start talking about Skyrim as an actual game😂

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

This mod just makes Esbern as unhinged and insane as his reputation suggests 😂

[@Nautinthislifetime]

Eleanor Bubu ended me completely!

[@lesser8531]

3:43 Perhaps in the poorly translated universe, someone becomes the new king when they kill him. So when Roseville/Roseware murdered the previous king of Solido, he took over the position as per tradition. But since his actions let the Stormcock escape, he was still executed.

[@zyriantel9601]

The political playing field is really heating up in Solitude

[@ejb626]

This is presumably what it's like to be an Akaviri in Skyrim after millenia of linguistic change.

[@50zezima]

The bard sounded like some fever dream of a stand up comedian more than a musician lol

[@ray101mond]

"Alfred Stormcock" and with that phrase my sides are now in space. I am calling him that from now on.

[@dannydgdg7635]

'how much does it cost to eat a gold coin' is such a deep metaphor

[@joshuakaha1115]

To be fair to Delphine, Melbourne does need to move in the right direction

[@joshuakaha1115]

Sorry, mental typo, Dolphin

[@aamu3]

@@joshuakaha1115 i was about to correct you

[@DexFire1115]

1115?

[@donofdeaths]

Congrats on the CallmeKevin shout out, you deserve it!

[@3601-c3k]

15:08 He gave up immediately after she showed interest

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

*Everywhere:* “I didn’t expect to get this far... Abort mission!”

[@CourtneyB444]

5:24 " Skyrim fish are cute," He ain't wrong the juvenile mub crabs are pretty adorable.

[@davidlandry3487]

Could he be a secret admirer of Dolphin?

[@Prophet_of_Colour]

@@davidlandry3487 absolutely not a fish.

[@wurstbee]

@@Prophet_of_Colour I don't know. He Remained yelled "Fish!" at her when they met.

[@jackdowney6769]

Honestly never been excited about something coming out on KZbin or anything in general BUT this series has got me hooked!! Love it, amazing idea so funny. Please keep them coming.

[@FormerlyBlue]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@PedroFelix-b2j]

"both consciously and unconsciously, do you know your problem?" Damn shit just got freudian

[@TehCakeIzALie1]

I love how 'Fish' seems to be a nickname for Dolphin.

[@Fatih-ut7xr]

These series is keep getting better both the translations and your commentary Also to answer "Ready"'s question How much does it cost to you to eat a gold coin? Its 1 gold no need to thank me

[@DPXerxes]

Aah, but have you considered the doctor's bill and the medications likely to come after that? Besides, the more people start eating those coins, the more valuable they become, as it can start impacting Skyrim's economy. So the hundredth gold coin may still be a single gold coin, but is it worth the same as the first? And that's not even mentioning the psychological aspect of eating gold coins, and one's subjective perception of a coin. So it's truly a fascinating question actually!

[@Fatih-ut7xr]

@@DPXerxes I haven't thought about elder scrolls universe health care system you are right

[@anautilus2004]

ok the fact that Gisli got translated to "inadequate" is incredible because in vanilla all her dialogue is about how her Thane brother abuses her

[@jazzyjswift]

No, it's not about how her Thane brother abuses her. Her entire character is just complaining that her brother is a Thane and she's only known for being the sister to the Thane. In essence, she complains that she lives in her brother's shadow; ie. She is inadequate.

[@thelostone4303]

​@@jazzyjswift the OP's explanation was translated 40+ times before we read it 😂

[@Duskstrider]

Ah yes Ulfric Stormcock.. The true high king of Skyrim 🤣

[@hayberdasher8625]

The fact that the Thalmor are willing to go to war over the smoking/no-smoking issue puts them in a whole new light. They just want people to be healthier!

[@thekaiser3815]

Or they want to corner the market 😂

[@feiradragon7915]

That "Skyrim fish are cute." guy might've been referencing the fishing update/dlc. He'd be friends with Swims-in-deep-water regardless, saying stuff like that.

[@robinmattheussen2395]

No, no, it's clear he's just a very shy guy who's too afraid to say outright that he has a thing for Dolphin.

[@Thunderhawk51]

Thank you so, so, SO much for this! 🥰 I was having a really shitty day and this video made it much better. Laughed a lot as per usual! Them calling dolphin a fish is absolutely hilarious as it's not a fish 😂 This video couldn't have come at better time! Can't wait for more, this is absolute GOLD! 🤣

[@FormerlyBlue]

Lol glad you enjoyed! I did too!

[@TheoPhysics495]

@@FormerlyBluethe fact ur clearly having a bunch of fun in the video makes it really fun and entertaining to watch 💙 so much positive vibes!

[@44MagnumNA]

This series really is gold! These videos pick me up after a bad day, I hope you're doing well!

[@hedgehog3180]

I love how even with this mod the regular jankyness of skyrim is still somehow the weirdest thing.

[@thegreatskinkpriest8104]

This series continues to provide elite entertainment and relief at a very stressful time in my life.

[@mostlymonkey1979]

Reach out, dude. We may not be in the same boat, or even the same sea, but storms are rough all over the place. Much love. 🤜🤛

[@MYuee]

the dragon shouting "yes yes, SURPRISE!!" just killed me.....

[@EMMETe]

"This gift must be purchased."

[@ifartinzoos]

“Skyrim fish are cute. Many new fish have been created for you” 😂 5:23

[@queru1ous]

Now we need someone who will do videos like “DARK MEANING OF BADLY TRANSLATED SKYRIM”. Or the iceberg! The iceberg format would be so cool.

[@50zezima]

Was not expecting the Guard to offer to sell you Crack

[@jacobturner1490]

That deep "Yes yes, surprise!" fuckin kills me

[@micahbernard2532]

"The only way to escape from the police is to tell them you're a foreigner" FUCKING WHAT

[@robinmattheussen2395]

Try to fool them into thinking they have no jurisdiction over you. Diplomatic immunity and all that jazz!

[@tadferd4340]

"He joined a church and a gang." No need to repeat yourself, Store.

[@Clavanz]

I got unreasonably excited when I saw this pop up. These are so funny!

[@queru1ous]

Saaame. I’m very sick rn and this was the only thing that I stood up from my bed for today

[@nightingale2710]

"Listen carefully" *walks away* LMAO 7:47 this is the greatest song I've ever heard LMAO 😂😂 I need thie masterpiece on Spotify RN 8:20 AND THE CLAPPING AFTER THAT AHAHAHAH 14:29 Your laugh after that line is the greatest thing ever 😂 "I love the female body." "Thanks. Is there anything I can do for you?" "Well, maybe not anymore." I'M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER "My job is to sit." *stands up* "Guys, please, take my money. Please bring water immediately." as the Thalmor guards are about to attack him 😂😂 17:13 "I WAS ELEANOR BUBU" THE FKING SUDDEN CUT TO THIS I was starting to compose myself but this had me absolutely WHEEZING AGAIN LMAOOO The way he says it too 😂😂😂 29:06 "I'll tell you one thing! No, I don't think so!" 😂 And then him shouting "HELLO" at the enemies as you're trying to lead him out quietly oh my God 31:15 "Odisha." *"N i c e."* Thank you so much for making these videos oh my God they are hilarious, and your commentary and laugh makes it SO much better 😂 happy New Year! I'm looking forward to the next video!

[@AliceMacchi]

Jarl Idgrod Ravencrone’s speech makes more sense here than the one in the original game

[@ryanbarber6481]

Ulfroc Stormcock is the best thing I ever heard, I am laughing so much

[@lesser8531]

I can't wait to see the Graybeard peace negotiations.

[@joannak2752]

oh god this is so funny I'm dying and your comments and your laughter makes it even funnier. I am begging you to continue this series. I love you man!

[@zipperman1448]

Man, this mod is an endless generator of Kirkbride tier lore.

[@DanteYewToob]

“My job is to sit.” Immediately stands. Dude sucks at his job!

[@CallofFreaky]

He was on break

[@TheoPhysics495]

You have one of those voices that I could just listen to all day.

[@deathbyignoranceYT]

insane how you didn’t catch he remained calling dolphin FISH when they first meet LOL