Baldur's Gate 3 Dark Urge playthrough is chaotic!!!

[@Louves192]

After Durge meets Astarion for the first time, they will fantasize that he would make a 'perfect pretty corpse'. I thought it was hilarious at first but then the butler revealed Durge was a pretty active necrophiliac and suddenly that funny line had a whole different meaning.

[@foxyloxyBABE]

Wtffff wait 😂 what????? Noooooooo dudeee wtfff

[@emmasilver2332]

Technically Astarion is already dead....so.....

[@Littlepup93]

The second Astarion reveals he's a vamp, the Durge is just like "joke's on you, I'm into that shit!"

[@ei492]

​@@emmasilver2332lmao, same thoughts Also in my strange head that fact that makes Durge/Astarion even more perfect couple

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@Littlepup93 Yep, lol, my Durge let Astarion bite him.

[@figgot1571]

My DU: "I'm going to be the edgiest mfer there ever was. I'm an ice cold killer and nobody can stop me." *butler reveals that I was into necrophilia and that I used to have a legit schedule for it* DU: "It's never to late to change your ways."

[@TheRoseWolf]

Wait W H A T ?

[@lisbjerg123]

@@TheRoseWolfyeah, shits wack yo.

[@arraelle7453]

@@TheRoseWolf yeah ! The butler can trigger a dialogue option at a certain point. And he reveals Durge was a necrophiliac and hopes our character reintroduces this into our schedule. Somewhere else in the game, we also learn Durge was an s0xual predator too.

[@TheRoseWolf]

@@arraelle7453 😰

[@ccvv1119]

@@arraelle7453I did not get that dialogue option 😮

[@B100inCP]

Astarion getting distracted by boots was a beautiful reference to the session the VAs of the origin characters played, bravo!

[@tinyfreckle]

I noticed that too! I got way too excited over that reference lol.

[@oliviaurquizu8897]

Me too 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@vee1267]

I loved that 😂

[@Sattva468]

Astarion’s “oooOoooh mURder thoughts 😘😘😉😉💅💅” sent me 💀

[@oliviaurquizu8897]

Instead of checking up on Tav, Astarion and Gale gets distracted by Tav’s boots. Awesome 🤣

[@ClipperHorizon]

"Gale. Kitten whiskers. We are a gang of murder hobos." I am dying right now! That line gets you a subscription, sir. You do Astarion and Gale perfectly - these skits are hilarious and on point.

[@JaySwag77]

I am here for these baldur's gate sketches! So good.

[@LoganTheOutlaw]

Thanks dude!

[@midnight7786]

I like how Astarion points how Alfira was doomed from the start. She was too pure to be in a group of broken murderous weridos with some traumatizing backgrounds. To fit with them safely, you have to also be SOMEWHAT insane.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Somehow, after my Durge murdered Alfira in his sleep, my companions never found out and don't seem to suspect anything, even though her blood still stains the ground in the camp.

[@nobuffer101]

Larian refusing to give us a true Bard companion and/or a Dragonborn companion was the most depressing thing about this game. Still an amazing game though, but but on my second playthrough with Durge, I genuinely thought I just missed Alfira as a companion and was totally excited since I really loved her character… and then one minute passed.

[@LoganTheOutlaw]

They just want us to suffer

[@himesilva]

I had the same thought at the start of my Durge and then the Alfira scene happened and I was like 😦😦😦 ohh this will be harder than I thought

[@lisbjerg123]

Tav having a fit while the twink and magic rock consumer raid he’s boots. All things considered i could think of worse company…

[@ImpudentInfidel]

Honestly the best part of playing Durge evil is that they aren't edgy at all. Just having an absolute blast.

[@thatsiciliankid]

they’re virgos. lmfao

[@xyackhart]

I loved your conversation with Astarion and Gale here, and Astarions little pet names. XD you played the characters very well. And this is exactly how I play my Durge. A scared, murderous himbo...

[@Doryzitter]

This was hilarious! Astarion being the unofficial second in command seems very on brand for him ngl

[@stefenleung]

as a matter of fact, I actually get the most approval from Astarion, Shadowheart and Laezel on my pyschosocial dark urge run.

[@patrioticbat]

These Baldurs Gate skits are gold

[@nobraincellzatall]

This is peak comedy, although Minthara is the funniest person I know.

[@tauane7649]

Keep those bg3 videos coming, they’re absolutely amazing! You got everyone’s mannerisms and voices really really well! 😂❤️

[@orelyosif5852]

Nah, it should have been Amelia's voice

[@OakandIV]

I am genuinely laughing out loud at these.

[@ForemostCrab7]

As funny as this is, i'm still upset that Durge (without an exploit) murders her...She could've been the ONLY Bard you get throughout the game, but no, we get one of every class (not counting monk since that seems to be a dead class outside of the royal toad guards) Except for a Bard...And let's be honest, how many of us didn't want to romance Alfira? Aside from Fiery Dommy Mommy K, she is the sweetest person you meet.

[@selelebrin]

It was awful! 🙈😂 I don’t understand how people play that way. And I know a lot who really enjoys this unstopable massacre. 😁 I’ve started and deleted DU two times already. It’s just too much for me. 🤪 Poor Alfira, desperate drunk Shadowheart, scared Gale. Scared me! 🙈 And Minthara… omg, I ‘d like to be miles away from this woman. 🤭

[@Hollow-Eyes]

I kinda like it just for the pure insanity. You can bite off a toe! I've never seen a game go this hard on the murder hobo aspect. I have to respect the effort.

[@selelebrin]

@@Hollow-Eyes agree, the possibilities are insane. ☺️

[@LoganTheOutlaw]

That’s why you’ve gotta play them as a goodboy trying his best 😢

[@selelebrin]

@@LoganTheOutlaw I was thinking about it. Maybe there will be a third try 🙈😂

[@selkiara1272]

@@Hollow-Eyes omg. That's it. The DUrge is just 'That Guy' at the table who turns every encounter violent.

[@user-ey7qi9iz8r]

Your Gale is top tier in this one lol

[@jacobwrigglesworth7140]

Hes after gales boots

[@Baslium]

These videos are so cute.

[@MayaPatch]

AHAHAHAHAA you .. KILLED ME with this one XD Amazing!

[@trishapellis]

🥁

[@foxyloxyBABE]

Is it me or does astarion immediately sxualize you the moment you expose yourself as having murderous thoughts 💀