Bao is BACK, and Ѕhе'ѕ HÖRÑY (Again)

At least this time they're human....
After a month-long hiatus, Bao is back as a better whale, with refreshed 'interests', per se. Welcome back!
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[@blackops555]

Bao: I would join the Army for him! Me, a vet: NO DON'T DO IT!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!

[@theskullboy8700]

We gotta stop that whale

[@dead-claudia]

real question is would she even make it through basic lol not physically but psychologically

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

​@@dead-claudiaprobably not

[@Rurik_Luci]

Welcome to Fort Polk

[@stormysoup1083]

She is clearly not immune to propaganda

[@varied6902]

I mean... at least they’re human this time, I guess... I don’t know if that even makes it better, or if it’s even really progress, but at this point we have to take what we can get with Bao...

[@fiyahquacker2835]

You may not know this but those are human skin suits piloted by 14 cats each.

[@kjhin6431]

dont get fooled, bao likely has a gold plated super vip account over at furaffinity or something like that :D

[@MrCageCat]

Bao: "I knew he would treat me so well..." Köning: *neck snap*

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

Ghost:loads .50 CAL MAG WITH MALICIOUS INTENT

[@joshgutteridge2909]

"BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME"

[@theonlyonealone]

she might like it

[@gavinfreenone6626]

The "I can fix him" epidemic has to end 😂

[@Rurik_Luci]

Screw you. That was amazing for me in my early 20s.

[@sudenluola2241]

@@Rurik_Luci What energy did you show off for the "I can fix him" girls to have that reaction? The "He's mean to everyone except me, and doesn't reciprocate my feelings, but I can fix him and if I make him like me, that means I'm valuable!" thing, or something different?

[@JaVlll]

I think she’ll be a great morality boost for the new army recruits….

[@legoman81020]

bro....

[@dusk2308]

the barracks bunny

[@RedRightHand652]

@@dusk2308 Bro no

[@090justmickey]

​@@dusk2308that's our bao

[@jimmyc2223]

​@@dusk2308That's an actual term? Damn I learned a lesson😂

[@conkle7955]

At least she's sandwiched between two humans, emphasis on the *humans*

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

After everything both of them went through calling them "human" is an understatement

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

Bao being "tagged-teamed" in her mind has actually ruined my vision here! Let's hope she snaps out of it REAL SOON! Here's to hoping as I raise a fresh Foster's blue oil can to Bao's recovery...

[@prinzezzqtpi5437]

​@@ottovonnekpunch1268lolwut?

[@dylives7667]

All that's left to wonder is, who will be the brave soul that'll make the doujin.

[@RoachChan]

You know any artists? I may have a commission to make

[@dylives7667]

@@RoachChan I think I know as many as you and every one in the VTuber Community. But one thing is knowing the artists and another if they will take the commission, and to pay for said commission. I've been on that same mentality for a while now but, If I had taken part in The Wall Street Bets Incident, to this day I would be constantly pumping VTuber fanart and doujins, non-stop. So much that instead of this lame comment, you would had gotten this doujin fresh out of the oven.

[@BloodRedFox2008]

@@RoachChanlol, shame you aren’t looking for a certain other type of art because boi do I know many there.

[@PleasantLeech]

​@@RoachChanI'd be willing to do it if you're serious

[@NeuronActivation]

Oh whats that? Bao has returned and is down bad again? In other words, the floor is made of floor?

[@anthonyrebuffo9509]

HE SAID THE THING

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

Ye.

[@azracore3974]

"Breaking news: Everything is normal"

[@skollgrimmson]

Bao be like: I can fix him. Meanwhile everyone in the room: Wait what? Which one??

[@Closer2Zero]

She’s gonna play Modern Warfare and *absolutely* have the *responsive* controller addon

[@Tony_AM009]

I'm surprised Bao didn't ask for one of those AI voice things so she can talk to Blaidd from Elden Ring.

[@Rytonic69]

Between her and Saruei, I'm about to start posting pics of me in my old uniform again just to see what happens

[@forgotultag1543]

so what's their current kink focused on? military gear, scars, or broken bodies with PTSD?

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

​@@forgotultag1543all the above

[@Rytonic69]

@@forgotultag1543 I can provide military gear and a broken body with PTSD, but no scars. Guess we'll see

[@luiszapata3897]

As someone who’s consistently played COD since the original modern warfare, it’s both completely surprising and not at all that like some of the characters have turned into Babygirls and that I regularly see SoapxGhost art 💀

[@vogrilgraywood5754]

Gotta be honest, the fact that they're human makes this a lot better given Bao's record. At least its not another wolf man...

[@FHSlipKnot4Ever]

Bao is a barracks bunny, confirmed.

[@ThePeteriarchy]

I've never seen anyone EVER thirst over Call of Duty characters that aren't Captain Price. This has to be a first.

[@wraithwrecker_]

"Something's happening to me, chat." Yes, Bao. We know.

[@19Biohazard88]

Every time I watch Bao I say “she’s f*cking crazy” out loud, like 5 times throughout the video

[@MrCageCat]

Isn't this all vtubers though?

[@JXSnWp]

Jesus Christ... the thirst is real

[@SiouxTube]

As a military brat who's heard too many of my father's stories about the awful stuff that happens to women in the armed services...I dunno. But, then again, Bao might be bottom enough to make it through five years of that and want more...

[@JohnDoe12345.]

Should I feel bad for laughing at this? Probably

[@sturmcalleopard.2]

@@JohnDoe12345. idk

[@Twitchy_McExorcism]

This whale may be single-handedly responsible for rising ocean levels.

[@jussysheart]

Bao has stockholm syndrome for murderers that aren’t even real.

[@ThorneinSide]

As both a König and an Eddie Gluskin fan I can relate.

[@DarukaEon]

I'm just watching this and I have the look of a disappointed (yet amused) older brother. Ha ha ha ha!

[@JokerToker]

She's fan girling again

[@simpledj509chromo7]

At this point I’m pretty sure dating Bao would end in a man chained in a basement dressed in cosplay. The only way to stay alive is by defeating her newest or weakest creation. The reward is headpats, verbal praise, and a hearty meal. This is a joke by the way, but Bao’s rants don’t make it seem too far fetched at times.

[@shadowtrooper262]

Its so weird yet so funny and its giving me the eyebrows. 🤨

[@semajz5724]

Give up all hope there's no saving her.

[@lucamecchia5354]

No one tell Bao about the Danish Frogmen. She can barely handle one Konig, imagine a whole platoon of them XD

[@benkoskinen3871]

2:36 Missed opportunity Bao, you're supposed to make them pronounce your name...

[@lostnemesis]

0:32 I'm deciding if I would rather see her between to wolfman or them.... In this double-team scenario I do not know 😂

[@CrazeeAdam]

Lol. When Bao becomes a COD bro

[@bluecoin3771]

Bao, we worry about you. We honestly and for truly worry about you.

[@VoidHxnter]

Ah god she’s in heat again. Someone get the spray bottle… wait she’s a whale what do we use?

[@Gyrokaenzo212]

she alone would get a corps of marines signed if she tried XD

[@braiinrxtt]

My perception of König is also really warped cause tiktok makes him seem like such a puppy dog. That man is a cold blooded killer 😭 I can fix him tho.

[@gabrielkawa3477]

Honestly, Bao being down bad is funny and adorable. She's at her best when she's downbad imo.

[@CyonisCyberFox]

She should know that Captain Price is the real prize

[@Firefly_Kallen]

Nothing is better than love Except a rotary M32 grenade launcher

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

Or a good old-fashioned mossberg with buckshot

[@simounluz5063]

Ghost: Don't look at him, Look at me Cadet, his Not Gonna Help you

[@solsy]

Bao you cannot fix them

[@gamerboy7962]

"Something snapped..." - Vegeta

[@simounluz5063]

0:32- AYO! THEY CLAPPING HER!

[@Frigid_Knight]

That title implies she ever *stopped*…

[@snipersougo13]

A King for the Pillow Princess

[@johngancarcik5682]

*sees title* Time to grab the hose again or the hammer

[@BloodRedFox2008]

Dang gurl your thirst is so powerful I think you need to drink the entire Great Lakes, lol.

[@DeathLeprecon]

Bao! No! You couldn't even handle 7th graders, how are you gonna handle armed combat! Edit: I just caught that last bit. Did Bao just admit that she would diaper up for a military daddy?

[@nikolairebolloso5979]

At this point Bao just wants to be a dominatrix drill instructor

[@johnnivek9653]

It's because of the werewolf skin.

[@FallenAllofUs]

Jesus christ that thumbnail 😂. At this point im just inpressed at how open she is about her h0rny-ness.

[@m.taylor2155]

The Floodgate is Open!

[@petercooper456]

It’s alright Bao, we’re all well aware and we still love you

[@maxxchillxx2651]

Classic Bao 😌

[@azravael06]

Darkness but in military outfit

[@yamispade]

Bao: "I CAN FIX HIM"

[@houstonwilkins1595]

New Jersey is a godless Land and she lives in it

[@misuteri8373]

It's just the wolf guy under the mask, isn't it?

[@-lukario-]

I see Bao is back on her shit again

[@Man0War_Loki]

Bao going nuts

[@yourfreepapa1590]

She's turning into a barracks bunny smh

[@Flashy675]

Never thought I'd do cosplay but I guess I gotta start on my koning costume.

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

Mad props to you if you pull it off

[@FallenAllofUs]

Ah, so this is what bunker bunny looks like before they enlist 😂😂😂

[@codyconnor6981]

Roach Chan: Boa is back and she’s horny. Me: You say that like it’s a surprise.

[@mlpb]

Oh man the days of cozy whale are far behind us 🤣

[@VenomKenji151]

Join us next week on our new dating show: “No Russian… into love! ❤” This joke brought to you by oboeshoesgames

[@philosopherkingzant2037]

I'm not sure blessed, blursed, or cursed

[@thesonnetprince177]

At 3:45 "YOU CANNOT BAN THE BROADCASTER". She likes two tall military men, good for her, I suppose.

[@awesomeiphone597]

Oh hell yeah😂

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

As a koning/ghost main i don't know how to feel about this

[@sturmcalleopard.2]

this has tainted my vision of being in the army smh lol

[@VanishEclipse4867]

Why does that fanart picture exist and why must I have an imagination that makes me see it and hear it?

[@troxbycgy2490]

Boa is a GYAT

[@azracore3974]

Bao the Barracks Bunny

[@Spedatr0n]

Love the goofy whale

[@wishywashy_4000]

r we sure she aint swittch places with lemon bao

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

To the shock of no one.

[@dave14647]

Hey at least she's motivating the weebs to get in shape and aspirento be better😅

[@banditbro25]

... At least she's simping for Humans who AREN'T old enough to be her grandfather's grandfather. Lol

[@lemiepassionichannel4352]

I don't even follow her but man...for as long as i like könig she is on another level

[@unmarkit1027]

Stop fantasies BAO Be happy

[@LtChubzy]

i would've thought it was like kapkan from siege or kreuger from call of duty next ghost and bao

[@lonehero1143]

Were did this thirst for ghost and koning come from but atlest thier human i guess

[@XxWolfxWaRioRxX]

Who cares if it's a furry or not you're a weeb pal calm down

[@Ragnell123]

I'm not sure science will ever figure out what is wrong with this woman.

[@unitoftemp]

At least it doesn't have a tail this time.

[@MCSorry]

Bao is down bad literally ALL of the time.

[@XxinfamousxX321]

My mains are Ghost and Konïg, I am either gonna reconsider or keep them. Oh and if she looks at Mace...I'm gonna go haywire.

[@mrjay8472]

Total concentration, anti horny breathing, first form, thunder BONK clap! 😏

[@LennyUltra]

what am i looking at bao pls

[@sergioosorio2636]

just why bao why

[@sonicplys64]

Military dreams

[@instinctive3066]

Are we really surprised?

[@redghost1285]

What pack does this woman smoke? Genuinely Konig really I get ghost, but Konig there is Captain Price soap, Alex Gaz i’m confuse man

[@schwefelfuchs]

Bao is the embodyment of broken beyond repair

[@FrancisCabatit]

When has she never been?

[@littywitty5867]

Why install a carpet into your barracks when you can install a bao for free?

[@user-ut1hw8fl7c]

Ummm I think my final brain cell is now gone like. What the heck man! She definitely gonna have a dream or her and him doing the devils dance but as always. Techno blade never dies 🐷🕊️

[@gabrielkawa3477]

This is why women get killed by serial killers

[@randomfockingname4719]

Imma bottle spray her. Jeez and i thought i was downbad

[@arkardomx]

Not again so much as still. Always. Forever

[@lerishy8188]

What do you mean "At least this time they're human...."???

[@XxWolfxWaRioRxX]

Stop judging you're a weeb :)