Barstool Pizza Review - DeSano Pizza Bakery (Nashville, TN)

[@McCumbo]

Me talking to my kids in the year 2040: Kids: "Hey Dad, what did you do during the great pandemic of 2020/21?" Me: "I started watching a guy eat pizza" Kids: "What!? The same guy you were watching yesterday eating pizza?" Me: "That's the guy"

[@smoll.miniatures]

Kids - What else did he do daddy? You - He interviewed the president son… Kid -

[@mikeyb4704]

20/21? Rookie numbers

[@vanmoody]

Yeah, he will be eating pizza and yelling,"Hey you kids, get out of here!"

[@americannightmare2109]

Get off my lawn! I'm eating pizza god damnit

[@kanhaiyajha4465]

And daddy did you know the rules !

[@pwebb34]

"It does feel bread " -Dave, 2021

[@phillipedwardness9591]

I chuckled at that so hard. Hahaha

[@2BAsh1]

Fuck that actually got a genuine laugh out of me!

[@niki420yuh]

Don’t forget “evrun knows luhrues”

[@MarcoPolo-je5ej]

According to Dave, two random picnic tables equals "a big outdoor bar", everybody knows the rules.

[@fredof2k103]

You are tooooo hilarious this needs a boost !

[@fredof2k103]

At least it’s the featured comment when watching on mobile 👍🏽👍🏽

[@APAL880]

to be fair, Spider is the camera man so there probably is a big outdoor bar that he just didn't show us.

[@reesie54]

He also is friends with Tucker Carlson so there ya go

[@APAL880]

@@reesie54 looks like we have a coviphobe, beta sheep in the house.

[@steveanderson611]

“One bite nurrrulgz” everyone knows Dave is having a coke stroke

[@bensummersgill9455]

Can someone explain the coke jokes lol, I know he probs rails lines daily but I thought he only did addies

[@destroygaryfunky7053]

The coke bullshit comments are so so tired bro,....

[@deenzmartin6695]

@@destroygaryfunky7053 YOU'RE TIRED

[@verhu010]

"Big outdoor bar" Pans to two picnic tables and a building with zero windows and one door that is apparently a bar

[@Chris-ro7mn]

The prison yard 😅

[@BM-tk1cn]

It has like three big roll up garage door things and its prob 1500sq ft bar area.

[@obiwanshanobi2662]

Yea they could throw some patio chairs and a table out there, I mean something to grab or break my fall for when I stumble out shit faced

[@insidewrestling6640]

One floppy pizza everybody knows Dave needs to refill his Viagra prescription for the weekend.

[@oskaveli662]

"Smashville" Everybody knows that's what Dave calls weekends with Debbie

[@americannightmare2109]

Beat me to it

[@Landosmallwood]

Lmao

[@beckykazeks6827]

😂😂😂

[@davidbarnes4742]

If the video is under 4 minutes you know it’s gonna be a mediocre score

[@joeldukes303]

Solid declaration

[@sven_86]

7.2 is mediocre? I guess so lately heh. Man I remember when going above 7 was fairly rare for dave.

[@davidbarnes4742]

@@sven_86 he doesn’t want to hurt the businesses. He could wreck a business with a 6

[@noahparsons7420]

@@davidbarnes4742 sad but true lol people who watch this aren’t gonna go to a 6 but definitely for 7s and above

[@_-JR01]

@@sven_86 I think it's because early on, he mostly only did NYC, so 7s felt so rare because they is such a BIG range of pizza places in NYC. But the last year, every out non NYC review he does, he seems to drive out for them, implying a research to find "better". Even if the "better" isn't a 8/9, it's better than if he randomly went to the first pizza place he saw when in a new city and gave it a

[@x86FTW]

Pro Tip: Neapolitan pizza has less crisp because it's generally made with higher hydrated dough (70% +) which enables it to cook quickly from the inside out from air pockets formed in the crust and dough.

[@TomKaosOfficial]

Pro tip: No one asked. 😂 Obviously its a different style dough.

[@x86FTW]

@@TomKaosOfficial ▲Pizza Amateur Identified [Official]

[@TM-yw8bu]

It’s because it is baked at a really high temperature (750-900) and only in the oven for 90 seconds as opposed to 8-10 minutes on a deck oven at 550. It gets dark spots but doesn’t have time to crisp up.

[@TheDunkinDeli]

When you don’t hear the crunch when he takes a bite you already know it’s not in the 8s

[@Carlocabreera]

one review per day, everybody wonders why dave is still fit

[@BeachJedi101]

Adderall and nose beers.

[@ryanrice425]

Nobody wonders why Dave is fit

[@lukecallahan310]

@@BeachJedi101 haha was goons say the same thing

[@seanbyrne8463]

He’s constantly moving and doing drugs. He barely eats… he takes like 6 bites of pizza a day…

[@cheesepizza87]

Dave fit ?

[@lionsfangs739]

2:17 "Erect" everybody knows the rules 💥🥺

[@NamaDoodoo]

Easy now

[@ccpjoe9027]

Am I you? Or are you me? I'm so confused 👴

[@stoneyp3748]

Hahaha

[@bidask123]

The ambiance of that loading dock the review was recorded on leads me to believe that the entrance/exit instructions were specially made for Dave.

[@factology1012]

One bite, everybody knrules...

[@KM-mz9db]

Immediately scrolled to find this comment

[@mattjwayad9639]

In 1889, King Umberto I and Queen Margherita of Savoy visited Naples. Esposito baked them a pizza named in honor of the queen whose colors mirrored those of the Italian flag: red (tomatoes), white (mozzarella), and green (basil leaves). This is what is now known as the classic Neapolitan pizza today. Sep 30, 2019. Wikipedia

[@kevdogg545]

I’m eating DeSano’s in Nashville as I’m typing this!

[@Joestrui]

Dave's legend only continues to grow. Best to ya Dave!

[@america9704]

When I lived in Naples, in restaurants every person would get there own pizza and was eaten with a fork, you had too because it was so thin, couldn't cut in slices it so0000 delicious, the only pizza with hands was the street food pizza, square thicker sooooo yummy! They never put a lot of chz just a few chunks here and there, soo good you'd think you miss it but turns out being just right!

[@geraldfank9294]

Who else guessed 7.2 by his expression on the crust bite?

[@Ekuuunn]

Yup

[@Rowsy91]

I guessed it by the words he used

[@spitfire3984]

“I like crisp and I like them erect, I don’t like them floppy.” -Dave Portnoy 2022 I think we all agree with this statement. 😉😂

[@tjen7929]

"When I come, I'll eat more pizza" That'a what she said. Everyone knows the rules.

[@b4chambe]

One 3 minute video, everyone knows it’s a standard pizza

[@erdudux]

I would like to thank these pizza reviews for saving my sanity the past year.

[@hackerism1]

One "one bite evyeryeibodyudyrules" everyone knows hes out of coke

[@KushFlight423]

I used to work here…. Crazy he did a review on this

[@CrosswaIk]

"It does feel bread"

[@ras124]

Bread, what a douche

[@coldcrush9]

One reverse flabby bicep muscle, everybody knows Dave has Grandma arms

[@mars7786]

Well his motto is if you cant tone it tan it Haha

[@jotterson1156]

Bingo wings

[@barrybadernath3807]

He’s in his forty’s and killing it. Good for the pizza man. Fuck you with all due respect. Kinda.

[@alexmcleod9997]

I’ve had this place in Austin it’s delicious

[@djjmann]

DeSano's is some of the best pizza in Nashville.

[@phillipsauter970]

You have to try Viking Pizza just outside Nashville in Spring Hill TN. Amazing pizza

[@BB-le7yu]

Best I've had in the area

[@mschmackle]

Smyrna, Tn. Salvos, Giorgios. Hop, skip, and A jump from downtown Nashville. 7.9 NY style pies.

[@edis4ut287]

I had Giorgios it is a 7.9

[@andrewhethmon3219]

Ayyyy Dave. You gotta hit up Manny’s house of pizza downtown in the Arcade next time you’re in Nash. The story I heard on good authority is it’s a family run place. The guy was born in either Sicily (I believe) and then moved to NYC where he had a pizzeria before eventually coming here to Nashville where they’ve been forever. Plus the arcade is a real cool spot. It’s basically one of the first indoor malls in the US. Built in 1913. Everyone knows the rules.

[@PvMotoWerks]

In the background, first note to the Godfather theme. 1:23

[@Brownstanky]

Lucas Pizza in Murfreesboro, TN. Very close to you less then an hr!

[@ianhaley4362]

Glad to see ya enjoy my home town, give Obie’s a go next time you come back

[@YankeeDownSouthAdventures]

Where do we send our reccomendations?? here in Florida, specifically Gainesville have a few places would love to see you rate.

[@apugalypse_now]

This bodes well for Buonocore's in Haledon, NJ. I don't want them having a line down the block the way Rosie's did after Dave's review. Hopefully Dave gives it a score in the low 7s so I can still get my delicious, pillowy, slightly crispy Margherita in 15 minutes

[@Standup42003]

need a rematch

[@Tommywod]

This place is (or was originally) owned / related to Anticos in Atlanta. Both excellent IMO.

[@TJTRIZZ]

I'm in UK and I watch all these videos thinking damn I wish we had this level of pizza

[@spitfire3984]

Prez is the American treasure we didn’t know we wanted or needed.

[@ryankgrant]

thanks for the content dan

[@chrisk8344]

when barstool sportsbook comes to TN come to Memphis and go to Brooklyn Bridge.

[@jimjam87599]

Come to east TN near Bristol we have some great pizza around here I know a few spots

[@deanalbertson7203]

When in doubt, give the pizza a 7.

[@61hink]

At my local Neapolitan place they won't even accept call in orders. They insist you eat it fresh and it only takes likes 6 minutes to cook anyway. After 5 minutes in the box it's a floppy mess.

[@markgerard5585]

One "line", everybody knows the rules!😱👌

[@theblackschaos]

I know when it’s quick that it’s usually a rating that’s mediocre I just wish I could try Sally’s what’s the other ones that are 9.1?

[@majohladky3249]

I love eatin pizza the same way people ate pizza 300 years ago in Neapol, that's interesting. Didnt knew until now, clearly I'm pizza rookie. 😀

[@EvenWhyProductions]

I just had pizza from this place today but in Austin TX, best pizza I have ever had in my life. There’s just no way he scored this pie a 7.2

[@Win7ermu7e]

Different chef, different restaurant, bro. The name on the place doesnt make the pizza.

[@thejaskn2511]

same, i had this pizza in austin. the neopolitan has the name VPN in their menu and the margherita is called DOP. I had the neopolitan it was amazing and I would rate it 8.5

[@austizz1e]

1:21 “One bite everybody nyoroos”

[@dylanjohnson8418]

Come try Danny’s in Myrtle beach SC

[@bronx718nyc9]

Blesses everyone keep up the great work enjoy the videos you look The Godfather of pizza 🍕 I enjoy watching your videos

[@gagebarchard4940]

Dave portnoy convinced me to take adarall for weight loss and it worked lol 250lbs in 2020 190 lbs in 2021

[@lxFacexl545]

saw a sub 3 minute vid and stopped it to say a prayer for DeSano

[@averyjohnathon]

who are the 64 people consistently showing up to dislike every pizza review

[@peqoud2011]

That means you can check out Chattanooga and the other city’s then.

[@KG-xt4oq]

I thought Neapolitan style started at 6.5 and couldn't get into the 7s?

[@Sclimenti82]

His usual Neapolitan score is 6.8

[@wildbill2854]

You need to try Gina's in Franklin Tn. They are from NYC

[@bussmoss7655]

You need to get out to Skyking Pizza in kingston springs.

[@victorthomas1104]

Love the pizza here my favorite in Nashville

[@vincescotti]

Dave if you ever come to California go to Francescos cafe and Ameci pizza

[@scottTCGP]

one bite, every body knows dave likes em crispy

[@trumpsmum9210]

Just like his boyfriend

[@cornultimatum]

Why did Dave get suspended on Twitter?

[@chowner]

That pie looks 🔥

[@TeddGCM]

Decent pie for sure. The place is a little hard to get to and it has a small parking lot.

[@thomasgricezodiac]

DeSano is one of the better pizza places in Austin, TX -- didn't realize it was a national chain.

[@MikeTheBeastsVideos]

One "one bite everyone knows....." everyone knows Dave did not take Coke before this recording.

[@kgizzle92]

I go to DeSano in LA…elite!

[@cville3440]

Sky King Pizza down the road in Kingston Springs

[@jonathanbuell2553]

I think there is one of those in LA…

[@gtaemw2384]

You should try da Vinci's in bensonherst Brooklyn

[@714milky]

2:17 yeaaaaaah......we know pres....we know.

[@colin8477]

1:20 “one bite everybainewrulz” cocaine induced dementia

[@GeminiGroupVideos]

one bite everyone (can't finish the sentence because I'm so excited) 🤣

[@pizzamahn1208]

One bite everyone knows Mo Vaughn is the best Red Sox player ever

[@andrewm.8228]

Please review Nelly’s pizza in Spring Hill, TN.

[@MrLaxsavage]

hes gone from nash

[@BB-le7yu]

Nellys, Mannys, Joeys. They are all related. Someone can correct me, but I believe Manny is Joeys brother and Nelly's is Joeys daughter. Joeys closed, btw.

[@alainahurlbert325]

NYPD pizza in Clarksville is hands down the best 🍕

[@infraredbooze4636]

Never forget the pizza folding guy...

[@doggfish9033]

1:20 lol

[@joeymalin]

Do “NY Pie” if you’re still in nashville

[@knoxvillepredatorcatcher3459]

Pizza Palace in Knoxville! Best pie in TN

[@cegentry]

1889. lol. Never heard of the place lived in this area most of my life. 😂

[@SpacedOutDoonie]

Is it always a stuffed crust vegetarian jalapeno pizza?

[@jh1328]

1:23 “One bite everyonenarules”.

[@kylewilliams7372]

Go down to murfreesboro and get spookys!

[@LOBrien_]

One bite errrbdyknetheruls

[@smdftb8495]

One Dave suspended from Twitter, everybody knows once he blows Jack he'll be back

[@rb8913]

You have to try PizzaRev

[@vincentwelshman8435]

Bro you need to come to Clarksville and eat NYPD pizza .. I'm from new York and I can almost guarantee that u give this a 9/10 easily .. blows five points out of the water

[@nicholasbockstanz3900]

Damn Tennessee has some good pizza

[@josiahgriego8051]

Go to Dions in Santa Fe New Mexico

[@jonathanwamboldt6482]

It just cant be right , just cant be . Everyone knows the disbelief

[@AnonYmous-ry2jn]

Villa Como Pizza in Lake Como, PA is the Villa Como of pizzerias. There is no higher compliment

[@dandannerson5925]

EL PRES!!! GOTTA TRY OZONE PIZZA IN OZONE PARK QUEENS!!!

[@b0ssbeerreviews83]

Davies gotta do one with Morgan Wallen while he’s there in Nashville

[@fearsomestm00c0w]

Is it weird that I don't find that pizza weird? Dave's got funny ideas about how shape dictates style more than ingredients.

[@knoxvillepredatorcatcher3459]

Pizza Palace in Knoxville!

[@newearthhumanangel8930]

Live it love it Prez!

[@stelo2211]

Try the pizza at DaVinci pizza in bensonhurst Brooklyn best pizza around