swiggity swootity, he done got that bat bootity. because them underwear must STANK! Batman's Underwear Saves His Life When He Falls From SPACE!! #batman #dcuniverse #dcu #fypシ #fyp #dccomics #batmanfailsafe
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@BryanNsadhu10 ай бұрын
This is the most “BECAUSE IM BATMAN” moment ever
@jr7531-f5n7 ай бұрын
For sure 🤣🤣🤣 Also 666th like.
@talal-7_7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@mfevonn22777 ай бұрын
Makes sense to me 🤷🏾♂️..LOL🤣👏🏾
@Prosperity_v16 ай бұрын
superman’s looking out his window at bruce in disbelief rn
@ManofGod2766 ай бұрын
maybyou find Jesus @@jr7531-f5n
@oi-nf9uz10 ай бұрын
its like a contest for batman writers to make him do the most rediculous thing possible and then say he's a normal human.
@cooloffromeo22039 ай бұрын
Strong Willpower
@haroldnecmann70409 ай бұрын
@@cooloffromeo2203thanos
@mat70839 ай бұрын
This is a batastrophe!
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg9 ай бұрын
I believe he's a meta human we just don't know it, either he is or he just so happens to be the smartest human being to ever live on Earth. I believe he has superhuman mental computing and that's why he's able to do all of these things
@cmpork71459 ай бұрын
@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgthey should just declare his status as meta... No ands, ifs, or butts, about it... Whether through willpower he pushed himself beyond levels of human or he has his own needed equivalent of the Injustice pill.... Something for the "just human" part is frickin ridiculous
@pretzelgod897210 ай бұрын
Bro is so rich, he paid off the writers
@kendallgaia99910 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@anthonynelson401510 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lelouchvibritannia166210 ай бұрын
He paid physics and science to land perfectly in front of the fortress
@thingswelove508310 ай бұрын
Fast tracked the whole from space to FOS
@farhanidris644210 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@e.j2717 ай бұрын
Darkseid watching in the distance: OH FUCK, HE CAN DO THAT?
@Dead_Storm_4206 ай бұрын
Darkseid probably: "no wonder he threatened me with 500 hellspores"
@nurdauletdreamcast93416 ай бұрын
Göt me wheezing 😂
@1keemaster6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ShatteredGlass9166 ай бұрын
"They fly now ?!?"
@camera_man1156 ай бұрын
Dark side: well at least it’s only that Meanwhile the hell batsuit powering up
@DWolf209911 ай бұрын
Yeah, that was fucking nuts, I kinda wish Supes came in to help him out or he had a space suit in the Watchtower.
@Yippeee595911 ай бұрын
Suop probably got unconscious by the bot
@3adgamd3r11 ай бұрын
Yeah, Superman had a giant piece of kryptonite stuck in his chest at this point in time, because when Failsafe activated, he came to help
@kangaroot_11 ай бұрын
Yeah... it was... nuts
@cartrellsplunge152511 ай бұрын
If I was batman and superman came to help me out I would smack his hand away as I'm falling to earth I will give him the middle finger
@Azuth6511 ай бұрын
@cartrellsplunge1525 sure you would champ
@El_Bretzel10 ай бұрын
You're telling me that one of the smartest dudes on that planet bet his reentry on his fcking underwear instead of just leaving a space suit in the watchtower.
@DanExclaims10 ай бұрын
yah.
@newtybot9 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure it was a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think he designed his suit for reentry, he just realized it would suffice. 3 day late edit: otherwise he would have had a “deploy reentey mask” feature
@EeveetoUmbreon259 ай бұрын
The underwear are much less expensive and easy to replace though. You cant beat that deal
@Papersky019 ай бұрын
Well if your in space you can't always get to the watchtower In time
@tyking339 ай бұрын
The funny thing is the watchtower would already have spaces that just means that he was too lazy to get one or didn't think about it
@BeezydaBaseGod9 ай бұрын
I already know when bro survived he was thinking to himself “I’m Batman”😂😂
@madjunir7 ай бұрын
Batman is actually his real personality. Bruce Wayne is his alter ego
@NiZaRiOn7 ай бұрын
Because I'm batman 😂
@jaambelsa88147 ай бұрын
Had To be Bro Literally if there was any other moment it's this one😂
@iftheshoefits67557 ай бұрын
He was was yelling I’m fuckikf batman at the top of his lungs
@nediAW7 ай бұрын
@@madjunirThats only true in a few comics. It's not an actual part of his character like the no killing, or his parents dying.
@LoneHermit7 ай бұрын
Captain Underpants would salute Batman
@1keemaster6 ай бұрын
Nice I salute
@davidmoorer2075 ай бұрын
Good one lol
@johnmcwick12 ай бұрын
Tra-la-HOLY CRAP BATMAN!
@jackmason678811 ай бұрын
Bro doesn't have plot armour he's got a plot tank
@all947210 ай бұрын
i genuinely believe hes got a subconscious power that only activates under certain conditions like subconscious probability manipulation
@Syrus_Priest10 ай бұрын
Bro has a plot mech at this point dude
@harnoorsingh56710 ай бұрын
Bro doesn't need plot armour Plot armour needs him
@Noober_010 ай бұрын
@all9472 one of my headcanons
@blue_M24710 ай бұрын
😂
@sleepl0l11 ай бұрын
He should be classified as a superhuman at this point
@YNGKINGDOLO10 ай бұрын
He Is By Cadmus/Amanda Waller They just don’t retcon it in any of the series
@anondabomb10 ай бұрын
@charleshastings7260DORMANT?!
@Elkanimates10 ай бұрын
Guy can kick trees in half, so I'm surprised he's not
@Krakain10 ай бұрын
@@anondabombOnly way to explain how he gets hurt by baseball bats and bullets
@ericcartman907010 ай бұрын
He is, of course. His power is whatever the writers want it to be.
@user-gr9wx2em4f9 ай бұрын
He's not human, like he FELL FROM SPACE, AND LANDED ON HIS FUCKING FEET
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg9 ай бұрын
He didn't fall he glided
@EvilPaladin119 ай бұрын
@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg "That's just falling with style!" -Sheriff Woody Toy Story
@Zedonus09 ай бұрын
Fell and landed on his feet? Catbatman
@Bamfism8 ай бұрын
Because BATMAN. Bruce prepares for EVERYTHING.
@hahahahaehhehehehehe8 ай бұрын
He is. We need to get our shit up.
@joeker52084 ай бұрын
Superman: How in the fuc-? Batman: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!
@spiritchanger8 ай бұрын
Batman sniffing his own underwear is canon
@Mong_Seungmin_Mong_Yeosang7 ай бұрын
Best comment award
@shanestephens47287 ай бұрын
Don’t fucking pretend like you’ve never. You’re HERE, so I *know* you have.
@Afdog7 ай бұрын
That’s how he gets temporal superpowers to land on his feet from the space - when he sniffs his trunks
@mohamedjama48667 ай бұрын
Now he gets donations from OF subscribers to pay off the writers 😂
@user-xw1le9gy6e6 ай бұрын
Is it still considered "underwear" when he wears them outside the pants?
@adambasinger623910 ай бұрын
in case anyone is wondering, the "underwear" outside the pants was to mimic strong men, the cultural ideal of showy, performed strength in the 30's in the US when Batman and superman were being cooked up by their original creators, and the look has stuck since.
@DanExclaims10 ай бұрын
Amazing fun fact!
@MVPdobe218010 ай бұрын
I still don't like that they try to take the trunks away it's too much of one color on the suit without them to break it up
@walkingcontradictiongarype429010 ай бұрын
@MVPdobe2180 i actually love how New 52 took away the trunks. I hate that they're back.
@gametime1877010 ай бұрын
@@walkingcontradictiongarype4290yeah, the new 52 and rebirth suits were great
@cosmicfails205310 ай бұрын
honestly I always thought it's more for contrast so as to break up the monotony of their colours
@leonardocoutomaciel499710 ай бұрын
"I'm telling you man, Batman is the best hero because he's just a normal human"
@65firered10 ай бұрын
Yep totally normal...
@efxnews477610 ай бұрын
Reality: Put is undies in the face to protect itself from the vacuum of space and reentry in the atmosphere...
@roberthansen572710 ай бұрын
His superpower is that he's Batman.
@jamescarmody565310 ай бұрын
@@roberthansen5727 or is it just plot armor at this point?
@HarryK-ld2ed10 ай бұрын
@@jamescarmody5653 What he did in this comic is completely possible in real life. Go read up on it, it's called "space diving" and a handful of people have actually done it. You guys are just waiting to call everything Batman does, "plot armor".
@Ace-Intervention7 ай бұрын
Weakest Plot Armour of Batman😭💀
@boxtupos77186 ай бұрын
I still think the dumbest shit was when he just dodge rolls Darkseid's Omega Beam; Same Omega Beam the Flash couldn't shake off. But Bruce has fucking IFrames on his roll I guess.
@EliTheGamerDude6 ай бұрын
@@boxtupos7718aim dodging ig
@bullymaguire2066 ай бұрын
@@boxtupos7718 the only reason to explain how is because he is batman
@al5vin9646 ай бұрын
@@boxtupos7718the peak of dark souls player I guess
@disrespect93766 ай бұрын
@@boxtupos7718listen I’m a firm supporter of “Batman has mega plot armor” but he didn’t just “dodge roll” , he put a parademon and used it as a human shield, that’s how he evaded the beam, by making it hit another target
@jackhanver142011 ай бұрын
"What's your superpower Batman?" Batman: I'm rich. Truthfully: Plot armor.
@skywalker_756711 ай бұрын
If it’s fictional and consistent, it’s a feat. Not plot armor -all characters have a degree of plot armor, the argument is pointless when dealing with a fun, fictional character
@MB-eh2kp11 ай бұрын
@@skywalker_7567this is most definitely plot armor and not even his worst example of it
@keithfields175611 ай бұрын
@@skywalker_7567 batman has shown many many showing of high lvl of super strength and speed with a high lvl of consistency which contradict the writers calling him a normal human making it bad writing and a plot hole
@Sakura9etal11 ай бұрын
@@skywalker_7567AI pfp cant even use your own head for creativity
@keithfields175611 ай бұрын
@@skywalker_7567 in his world a normal human is no different than one from our so can i ask your point?
@Cheeseboiger9 ай бұрын
Bro said “I’m Batman” and proofed it.
@mthandazosiziba73447 ай бұрын
Facts
@FakieGhettoBird6 ай бұрын
It’s good prove fersher
@deotic6 ай бұрын
*proved
@aaronboy55129 ай бұрын
The amount of plot armour and troll science involved is amazing
@clodualdobbeojr57446 ай бұрын
I could only imagine one actor who can perfectly execute this scene. Freakin' ADAM WEST!
@GummiSosa6 ай бұрын
Ben Affleck, think about. It'd be sick.
@TheMechaNerd056 ай бұрын
@@GummiSosa batfleck suit doesn't even has an undies, he's done, Adam for the win
@notyourskyler5 ай бұрын
Affleck is the worst batman next to Clooney@@GummiSosa
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus4 ай бұрын
@@notyourskyler I like batfleck because he doesn’t mind snapping some necks.
@kagesentai11 ай бұрын
so that's Batman true power, lucky underpants
@ProjectEchoshadow11 ай бұрын
Like a Mormon
@Saint_nobody11 ай бұрын
@@ProjectEchoshadowonly if yer married and, never on the outside. 😅
@ProjectEchoshadow10 ай бұрын
@@Saint_nobody yeah but my comment is a joke so those facts aren’t relevant
@marto158110 ай бұрын
Plot underwear
@idiot626610 ай бұрын
@@marto1581no no no
@exilhannabal10 ай бұрын
The batsuit is made of 100% pure plotarmorium
@NusianAttackHelicopterFromDvn10 ай бұрын
New canon material in all the worlds
@benjamincuevas962710 ай бұрын
I hate that I read it wrong. Plo-tar-morium God I'm stupid.😂
@kinzangwangchuk165010 ай бұрын
Took me a while to get it 😂
@pandaman167710 ай бұрын
😂
@Lolcontract10 ай бұрын
It’s expensive but he can DEFINITELY afford it
@DeusExAstra10 ай бұрын
Batman... pretty much violating multiple laws of physics... cause he's the goddamn Batman!
@frankreynolds44510 ай бұрын
That is a good enough explanation. There is actually some logic behind this. His suit can take the heat and as he enters the lower atmosphere he actually slows down to terminal velocity. Terminal Velocity is were a fall object no longer is getting faster or slower. Terminal Velocity at about 10,000 feet at 130 MPH. He uses his cape to alter his course on the way down and slow down and judging by the long skid in the snow he contacted the ground at a very shallow angle. People don't understand in the end it is no different than a regular parachute.
@boldone6610 ай бұрын
@@frankreynolds445When I heard of this comic and just saw the panels I thought it was way too stupid for Batman, but after pausing the short to read everything, it does at least make sense in universe. It's not just Batman falling and surviving. It's him doing the most Batman thing possible and planning multiple steps ahead. (I'd still rather have him on an actual suit made for this occasion instead, though, lol.)
@Regfife10 ай бұрын
@@frankreynolds445 Except Batman's cape doesn't have the surface area of a parachute, so it still wouldn't work in real life. Even the Nolan movies push the bounds of realism using the cape like a glider.
@user-tr6kv6td8x9 ай бұрын
every comics violetes multiple laws of physics...
@matthampsey32689 ай бұрын
@@frankreynolds445COME OFF IT MAN HE WAS IN SPACE DONT DIE ON THIS HILL
@LordVodka3136 ай бұрын
"is that where I have to cross the fking line?" I think we are way past that buddy
@Dhark0rion10 ай бұрын
Super standing outside the Fortress, wearing a bathrobe and sipping on coffee: "...rough day?"
@painvillegaming41198 ай бұрын
*superman remembering he has a kryptonite sword in the chest* “oh yeah “
@Daheg-nr7ol4 ай бұрын
@@painvillegaming4119bro needed to take a quick shower after that beat down
@sosukelele11 ай бұрын
To be fair, that sounds hilarious
@DanExclaims11 ай бұрын
It was so fuckigm funny when I read it. Literally says “told Clark trunks are a good idea”
@josetheyoutuber10 ай бұрын
THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAN@@DanExclaims
@kkzblueeyes055110 ай бұрын
@@josetheyoutuberCharles nooo
@Tyler_Skye7710 ай бұрын
@@DanExclaims He said that!?! 🤣 Oh My Goodness
@BeBekd9102110 ай бұрын
Shit sounds cold
@perseusvasquez137811 ай бұрын
It's because "he's BATMAN"!
@mangogirlknight11 ай бұрын
BECAUSE I’M BATMAN
@NameWitheldByRequest11 ай бұрын
@@mangogirlknightNO IM BATMAN
@mangogirlknight11 ай бұрын
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS
@Azuth6510 ай бұрын
I've been saying it for years, Batman is the Wesley Crusher of DC comics.
@dillonpeterson6610 ай бұрын
No it's because he's a fucking marry sue
@The_Hirohiko_Araki6 ай бұрын
For all of you guys making fun of superheroes wearing underwear, Batman proved you wrong in the most plot armor way possible.
@coffeedrinkinmonkey9 ай бұрын
Batman: Son whats physics? Damien: …
@Shiirow10 ай бұрын
He doesnt just have plot armor, he has a plot gundam and I absolutely love it because there are people grinding their teeth in anger over it.
@efxnews477610 ай бұрын
This is just stupid beyond recognition, Batman shouldn't be able to survive in the vacuum of space without a space suit, and let alone re-entry in the atmosphere with is undies in his, face, this is literally the writters saying to funs "eat sht, idiots" and you seen to be enjoying eating.
@Randomd0g10 ай бұрын
^found the people grinding their teeth in anger over it
@t20bry3310 ай бұрын
@@efxnews4776 facts
@nicholas-dv1mg10 ай бұрын
@@efxnews4776 why would the king of prep not have a contigencey against being stuck in space? he's even shown that he can survive for a few seconds in space with no help from his suit without dying. he's literally equal or just below lex luthor in intelligence, and lex can fight Gods with his intelligence.
@Psykolord198910 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, Joker has a plot Gurren Lagaan and laughs at Batman's pitiful Bat-Gundam. Joker was meant to die in Batman #1, but like right before printing the editor sent a note saying to keep the clown alive, so they had to rush and put in a new panel where a doctor confirmed Joker was alive. "The Editor told the writers they couldn't kill me" is the highest category of plot armor.
@andrewjohnson50509 ай бұрын
"You know why I have underwear that can survive re-entry?" "Is it because your Ba" "BECAUSE I'm BATMAN!!"
@RshadowA6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kaihoward70266 ай бұрын
good old HISHE
@Thunderfrog126 ай бұрын
This is the most “BECUSE IM BATMAN!” Moment I’ve ever seen.
@ShitpostingJoJo10 ай бұрын
People: "Man, Plot-Armor in anime is SO STUPID 😤" Batman: *_"Hold my contingency plans, Alfred. 🗿"_*
@alberteinstein886210 ай бұрын
Anime's are still way too stupid even compared to this
@ShitpostingJoJo10 ай бұрын
@@alberteinstein8862 watch the video again and tell me there's an anime with stupider plot armor.
@Batman-ps4om10 ай бұрын
@@ShitpostingJoJoThere is
@Chef_Alpo10 ай бұрын
@@ShitpostingJoJothere is, stereotypically so
@WThroat5 ай бұрын
@@ShitpostingJoJothis isn’t plot armour bro
@Green_Sentinel_310 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the underoos to turn into a spacesuit. I was not expecting this.
@MorningRose37011 ай бұрын
Superman in the Fortress: Ah, peace and quiet at last... *whump* Superman: What was that? *uses x-ray vision to find Batman outside with his underwear over his face* Aw hell no, Bruce. You go right back to Gotham. I'm not dealing with this.
@cartrellsplunge152511 ай бұрын
Bruce you're going to shut up and deal with it you know why because I'm f****** batman
@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.685211 ай бұрын
He Bruce! what's up with the undies on your face? did Catwoman borrow them again?
@nickieBurke11 ай бұрын
"Bruce, don't try to come in here. You still owe me 15 dollars." " *fuck off-* "
@DrRandom77_11 ай бұрын
underrated comment frfr
@bustergundo51610 ай бұрын
@@nickieBurke Bats: and you still owe me $15,000..
@glennwelsh97846 ай бұрын
That is just insanely absurd. I'd have an easier time believing that he had his own space shuttle on standby somewhere in orbit that he could summon to pick him up, or at least the ability to send out a distress signal to one of the space-faring Leaguers to quickly come to his aid.
@antoniewest7 ай бұрын
At this point Batman is not even human anymore
@gemii94026 ай бұрын
He's batman
@M3xican_k1d_0096 ай бұрын
Not *hu* man *bat* man
@rockstarskolas11 ай бұрын
Batman channeling his inner Bollywood action hero
@tusharroymukherjee337010 ай бұрын
Please, he's putting them to shame....
@HarryK-ld2ed10 ай бұрын
Except what Batman did actually makes sense scientifically and isn't random bullshit like Bollywood.
@tusharroymukherjee337010 ай бұрын
@@HarryK-ld2ed An actual space suit wouldn't be able to survive re-entry into the atmosphere, and it too is made of materials that can survive the extreme heat of the Sun. How did his Underwear survive that?
@HarryK-ld2ed10 ай бұрын
@@tusharroymukherjee3370 You're wrong. Space diving is a real thing and humans don't generate nearly as much heat upon reentry as spacecrafts do. They also slow down relatively quickly as the atmosphere thickens. There are a handful of in real life people who have done this, albeit from the stratosphere instead of outside the atmosphere. *BUT,* in theory (according to physicists) reentry from a stationary object from just above the atmosphere (as in Batman's case) is completely possible. So there you go. Also, Batman's suit is very well insulated and was already explained to be extra kevlar and extreme heat resistant (think about it, the guy fights firefly regularly) so there's no issue in his trunks being able to withstand that amount of heat.
@MerajKhan-gd2bs10 ай бұрын
@@HarryK-ld2edeven if it made sense that he can re enter atmosphere without burning his skin off, it still does not make sense that he can land on his forking feet
@ifelldownmybedandnowihave397410 ай бұрын
Remember when Batman was a street level vigilante?
@BlackJackJohnson208410 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 the good ol days lmao😂😂😂
@DeathOfAKing10 ай бұрын
Was a much more convincing hero then.
@peterpilgrim337710 ай бұрын
Batman has never been street level 💀 the movies just decided to adapt him that way but if you back through his comic history you find even crazier shit than this
@pastelshrimp10 ай бұрын
@@peterpilgrim3377Year 1?
@peterpilgrim337710 ай бұрын
@@pastelshrimp year 1 is a great story but it is not set in main DC canon it's an elseworld story written by Frank Miller, it is the same universe in which Superman Year one is set as well as The Dark Knight Returns
@lorddootinator43324 ай бұрын
Remember, a pissed off Batman is scarier than an evil superman.
@silent610611 ай бұрын
Free falling from space is crazy
@Immortal_playzs10 ай бұрын
Technically he can just glide as soon as he re-enters the atmosphere
@MannequinMonarch10 ай бұрын
I just find it funny that his organs should still be decimated and his limbs should still break on impact. His suit is still flexible, it isn’t going to protect him from that lol
@Immortal_playzs10 ай бұрын
@@MannequinMonarch he's strong
@MannequinMonarch10 ай бұрын
@@Immortal_playzs "He's strong" isn't going to change the pain and damage falling from tens of thousands of feet will do to his body. His bones are dust and his organs are jello by this point.
@Lone_J10 ай бұрын
@@Immortal_playzs 💀
@dollarstorechicken10 ай бұрын
So Batman is breathing through the musk of his junk/ball/taint sweat while combusting during his re-entry of the fucking atmosphere. I love Batman.
@necroleis10 ай бұрын
No no in the panels we saw he said he held his breath for this.
@MyAramil10 ай бұрын
"Oh batman is a human, anything he could do, you could potentially do" Batman casually survives a satelite exploding and surviving a re-entry to earth, somehow able to guide his body to one of the poles where satelites routinely do not go near.
@HarryK-ld2ed10 ай бұрын
Space diving is an actual concept and a handful of real people have done it. Just because you don't know about something doesn't mean you should immediately disregard it as plot armor. That just proves your ignorance, nothing else.
@heardbills10 ай бұрын
@@HarryK-ld2ed ok first off people do it in CONTROLLED enviroments with parachutes and spcialised suits made for heat and they jump from the edge of the atmosphere so mayber stop trying to think ur smarter than everyone and not meat rideing batman
@ecano7710 ай бұрын
How far is the satellite and compare that to the current record of space diving
@Shadowlurkering10 ай бұрын
@@ecano77 The space diving record isn't even halfway to the Karman line which is set at 100 kilometres or 62 miles above sea level. The current world record I found is Alan Eustace with 41.419 kilometres in 2014
@ecano7710 ай бұрын
@@Shadowlurkering exactly. You misunderstood what I was saying
@masonagent40096 ай бұрын
guys this isn’t plot armor. His cowl has cameras. HES A CAMERAMAN. HE NEVER DIES.
@philiphockenbury65638 ай бұрын
The disappointment and walk out got me. Made my day.
@rajabuta11 ай бұрын
Batman has crossed the fucking line a long long time ago. He prepped for it.
@otakuverse854511 ай бұрын
Yeah Batmans plot armor is insane
@Whipper_doodle11 ай бұрын
For real
@Azuth6511 ай бұрын
Annoyingly so
@thaboyspencer189610 ай бұрын
It all lies in the underpants
@Immortal_playzs10 ай бұрын
It's his suit not plot armor
@Azuth6510 ай бұрын
@@Immortal_playzs his suit being able to handle reentry temperatures (up to 3,000F) is fucking plot armor dude.
@TheMrBonzz4 ай бұрын
Whoever thinks having a fire proof suit won't result in Batman being cooked alive by Earth's atmosphere never used an oven in their life ever.
@GrullaMustang1610 ай бұрын
Yesterday's underwear, *today's plot armor*
@firefox87139 ай бұрын
And in case he lands in the sea, his undies can be used as a water-to-oxygen filter which allows him to swim underwater and reach Aquaman.
@BinaryDoesThings10 ай бұрын
I can imagine him falling while also yelling "IIIIIIII AAAAAAAMMMMM BATMAN!!!"
@milesnotails10 ай бұрын
“You’ll outlive all of us Bruce, you’re too stubborn to die.” -Superman
@DS912843 ай бұрын
Nah bro, Batman had the prep time while he was falling down to Earth. It all makes sense. Prep time is his superpower. 😂
@Xzentein10 ай бұрын
Remember. He doesn't have superpowers. He's just "peak human".
@misterboxhead304510 ай бұрын
His not peak human, his batman
@nic445811 ай бұрын
Batman fans: He can't survive and out think every situation. Chip: hold my beer and watch this.
@20_foot_burmese_pyth0n10 ай бұрын
"Bats is just built different bro. He probably expected that to happen bro."
@storyofthegrim18946 ай бұрын
This is why I liked that one continuity where Bruce and Clark were half brothers
@KirbyLinkACW20 күн бұрын
@@storyofthegrim1894 I'm gonna need the name of that story.
@storyofthegrim189420 күн бұрын
@@KirbyLinkACW I don’t know the exact title, but if you look up my comment, you’ll probably find it
@jtscira11 ай бұрын
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!
@kannan0710 ай бұрын
"BaTmAn DoEsN't HaVe PlOt ArMoR"
@DanExclaims10 ай бұрын
Batman IS PLOT ARMOR
@all947210 ай бұрын
i genuinely believe hes got a subconscious power that only activates under certain conditions like subconscious probability manipulation
@satanus_36910 ай бұрын
Everyone who criticizes this part forgets to mention that this happened in the span of hours. He had more than enough time to come up with this plan, similar to how sailors have some hours to prepare for maneuvering in a storm that's headed towards them
@RabblesTheBinx10 ай бұрын
@@satanus_369 bruh, dude survived re-entry _without a parachute_ and landed, uninjured, _on his fucking feet._ I don't care if he had a week to plan, that's bullshit.
@aperson167010 ай бұрын
@@satanus_369no amount of planning, even if you’re Batman, will allow you to survive atmospheric reentry with nothing but a suit and a dream.
@homelessperson545511 ай бұрын
"I'm Batman" 🚫 "I'm Captain Underpants" ✅
@HellishSpoon4 ай бұрын
Maybe batman has like 40k ork magic where if he believes something will work hard enough it will happen
@AhmedTarek-lv5lk10 ай бұрын
Batman casually doing the most badass shit to exist cuz he is way too traumatized
@nicholasxiong62109 ай бұрын
So moral of the story is get traumatized and you'll basically have plot armor
@acereporter7311 ай бұрын
Someone: "Well, he had prep time." Sure, Jan.
@Marco_Diamanti10 ай бұрын
Somehow he had, cuz he predicted it, but seriously... Who the heck thinks that a situation as that is even likely to happen... Batman... Jokes aside, as long as something is even sligthly predictable you know Batman can win it, which is stupidly hilarious.
@Eking-su3tr10 ай бұрын
He fights firefly on a regular basis do u really think his suit wouldn’t be fire proof?
@Marco_Diamanti10 ай бұрын
@@Eking-su3tr Well, difference between Napalm burning temperature and orbital re-entry burning temperature, you know, IT'S QUITE HIGH
@shrimpking509810 ай бұрын
@@Eking-su3trThat’s comparing burns a human could possibly survive to heat that disintegrates meteors before they enter our atmosphere
@stefanlewis777310 ай бұрын
@@Eking-su3trare you stupid? Do you know how high the temperature gets on re-entering the atmosphere? Up to 3000 degrees fahrenheit, even rock melts at this temperature but batman's "fire proof" suit somehow protects him? 😂
@DanExclaims11 ай бұрын
does space smell like balls or is that just the underwear? SUBSCRIBE FO MORE (pls help me get to 100k)
@thedotgiver282011 ай бұрын
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@iscott318711 ай бұрын
Everything smells like balls if you sniff hard enough
@otakuverse854511 ай бұрын
Its definitely the underwear bro
@RedHearty11 ай бұрын
“I heard you’re pretty strong”
@moji381211 ай бұрын
😳
@Newfoundspirit2-96 ай бұрын
Batman is trained so well, he has a hack for literally anything.
@crisdelgadillo65026 ай бұрын
I mean he was trained by both Santa Claus and Krampus
@EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN7711 ай бұрын
Dang, disposable income is one heck of a super power
@shadowstep137510 ай бұрын
Disposable income and nothing better to do with your life.
@glenntapp49510 ай бұрын
Do you know why he was able to do that?.. Cause he's BATMAN!
@auratrxpz82049 ай бұрын
Batman has the most plot armor out of any comic book character I've ever seen
@MichealRealman4 ай бұрын
I love him so much his plot armour is actually insane to see
@batmanforever_10 ай бұрын
In the earlier comics Afred explains its a harness for Batman when he connects his grappling gun to his waist. I never saw it as underwear
@aavila12067 ай бұрын
That’s the best explanation I’ve never heard of
@usrnmntavlibl266610 ай бұрын
“Batman only loses to good writing”
@Batman-ps4om10 ай бұрын
bad writing*
@michaelrosenbaum482210 ай бұрын
No, I think he had it right the first time - I keep getting these shorts on Batman, who I used to like until I saw all this shit about batman 😂
@Damned_Knight.9 ай бұрын
A Batman who loses isn't "good writing" batman can lose and should now and then. If you like stories with "good writing" you would love spiderman comics
@AsadKhan-ic9qi9 ай бұрын
@@Damned_Knight. especially that one recent run *wink* *wink*
@skywalker_756711 ай бұрын
The basis of Batman is being able to somehow do every human stat/achievement possible. For instance, having close to the real world max bench and having a peak mile run time. So the inspiration of this was that someone managed to do an atmospheric reentry with just a flight suit. That’s what this is based off of 😂
@DanExclaims11 ай бұрын
The Felix baumgartner guy?
@tg1626211 ай бұрын
He once benched over a thousand pounds for reps no human will ever do that 😂
@cartrellsplunge152511 ай бұрын
@@tg16262I believe a human could
@tg1626211 ай бұрын
@cartrellsplunge1525 the world record is 782lbs with the holder weighing close to 500lbs
@cartrellsplunge152511 ай бұрын
@@tg16262 see we have to stop in limine ourselves we can do it if we just put our minds to it
@GoodVolition4 ай бұрын
Alfred! Bring the mouthwash I have ball breath!
@blainetate74310 ай бұрын
One of the most Batman things Batman ever Batman’d.
@chrisdudedurian13058 ай бұрын
Bro survived reentry while huffing his own fumes 💀
@kylelundgren51336 ай бұрын
Sounds like most people who write batman.
@chrisdudedurian13056 ай бұрын
@@kylelundgren5133 or the spiderman writers whenever they find a new way to make his life a living hell
@kylelundgren51336 ай бұрын
@chrisdudedurian1305 vary as a Spider-Man fan it annoys me when the writers actively go out of their way to make Spider-Man's life horrible because they don't know what to do with him besides make his life a living nightmare.
@deaththekid762611 ай бұрын
His Superpower Is Definetly Sheer "WTF You should be Dead but You arent cause the Writer wants you to be OP"
@mervinreyes300811 ай бұрын
if the writers wanted him dead they'd fail. Batman is Batman
@deaththekid762611 ай бұрын
@@mervinreyes3008 ahhh yes Power of BS
@silver______11 ай бұрын
The writers do that for every character.
@deaththekid762611 ай бұрын
@@silver______ except Spiderman...
@silver______11 ай бұрын
@@deaththekid7626 He’s one of the Main offenders. His whole thing nowadays is Plot armor and being more powerful than he has any business being while simultaneously getting crapped on. He was supposed to have the proportional strength and speed of a spider yet somehow he can beat people like Hulk…and solo the avengers…yea right…
@TSixSix6 ай бұрын
That dam undefeated “Prep Time” again 😂
@iqraahmed83010 ай бұрын
''When plot armor goes too far'' 💀
@marcierex45479 ай бұрын
It ain't plot armor it's Bat armor
@wanderer84359 ай бұрын
Spiderman did it in base suit with just his webs
@user-ps5sz4sl2x9 ай бұрын
Dan: -THE MOST INSANE SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN! DC writers: *Well hello there!*
@DanExclaims9 ай бұрын
At this point I’m the Jesse Pinkman meme
@user-ps5sz4sl2x7 ай бұрын
@@DanExclaims They will, and they can. (Sorry it's been so long but thx for replying to my comment!)
@jameshamilton872010 ай бұрын
Ur reactions makes this even more hilarious...."U gotta be kidding me man. Is this where I draw the f**king line". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bakudrasama34717 ай бұрын
Plot Armor at its finest 😎
@NoBody-dp3fq10 ай бұрын
How Batman fans refuses this man has the most plot armor 😂
@_.shinchi._10 ай бұрын
"Batman doesn't have superpowers" He does and has for so long at this point its insane. At a minimum he has super strength.
@DailyBasicG10 ай бұрын
Batman wears multiple layers of plot armor.
@BurialSociety6664 ай бұрын
comic book batman is genuinely so fucking insane and that’s why he’s my favorite, the plot armor and inane mental gymnastics the writers have to do and give him just for him to not only stand a chance but surpass every god damn enemy he faces he so chaotically funny.
@kermitgotthesickkicks42654 ай бұрын
Nah it makes him boring if anything
@BurialSociety6664 ай бұрын
@@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 for you sure, I can understand that though
@Damned_Knight.9 ай бұрын
I love it when Bats goes out of his way to do something absolutely insane that there is no chance he will survive and does. He's just built different 💪
@dcsomething64607 ай бұрын
Yeah, built out of plot armor and asspull.
@Moqnaiqlx10 ай бұрын
At this point the writers are just forgetting Batman is fucking HUMAN
@kitchensarehot87697 ай бұрын
but you forget ... he's BATMAN
@tenfold_rise570310 ай бұрын
That plot armor can take the heat😂
@user-kh9be8hr1j6 ай бұрын
Bro took "I'm batman" to a whole new level 💀
@billyboleson283010 ай бұрын
Remember when Batman was just a small scale grounded detective fighting crime?
@lordlittletoeq853710 ай бұрын
Not really
@DoctorJedi274210 ай бұрын
So never?
@AmystB8599 ай бұрын
Yeah, but that was way, way back, like the Golden Age or something. Ain’t nobody remembering that
@DoctorJedi27429 ай бұрын
@@AmystB859 even in the golden age he was fighting things like the monster men.
@zjmstrash71819 ай бұрын
As much as I'd like to agree. That's only some interpretations of batman. He's been doing crazy shit since the golden age. Batman is a much more absurd character than we give him credit for.
@whothehellarewe9 ай бұрын
Ah, yeah. Skin tight textile that’s so thermal-resistant, it has a restraining order on heat, steam, or even air friction.
@khanhnguyen-tt3ff9 ай бұрын
it even resist gravity
@dragonzragnorack82410 ай бұрын
Literal plot armor as a person 😂
@orboflightning6 ай бұрын
Lmao, I was cracking up at your commentary at the end
@ProjectIceman11 ай бұрын
He's not human. He's Superhuman.
@all947210 ай бұрын
i genuinely believe hes got a subconscious power that only activates under certain conditions like subconscious probability manipulation
@Arcad101010 ай бұрын
@@all9472stop spamming this bs excuse. He is a fcking roided plot armor.
@wildcard526910 ай бұрын
He's F'n' BATMAN!!!
@DrDurango11 ай бұрын
He enjoyed his bat musk
@DanExclaims11 ай бұрын
batballs if you will
@Darkwintre6 ай бұрын
That’s an awful lot of hero points he spent on that instead of teleporting himself instead of leaving the robot to blow up instead!
@Magi-shroom8 ай бұрын
He is Batman with a capital Batman, so what would you expect
@kylelundgren51336 ай бұрын
Him to be slightly more schizophrenic .
@banannnabobby696910 ай бұрын
I won’t lie when I say that this go’s so hard it is unimaginable.
@user-hw8tt1cs7m10 ай бұрын
I would have never guessed that Batman would survive by sniffing his own undies.