GTA - Middle Man

[@PootieWienerfish]

GTA Online has such a lovely community

[@door_productions4896]

Is there even such a thing as a good community? If anything ever had a truly good community, it'd probably be so shit that it's only considered good because it consists of two people.

[@igetboredproductions]

Well door, it may be difficult to find good communities. TF2 used to have a fantastic community back before trading and shit was added. When it comes to bad communities though, GTA's truly takes the cake when it comes to cancer. You go onto a lobby and EVERYONE is a troll. People aren't there to have fun, they're there to make sure nobody else has fun. And I mean *everyone* there. I've not encountered a single person on there I haven't had a strong desire to curb stomp. Then Rockstar adds DLC that makes you play on these cancerous lobbies. That's okay, haven't played in a while anyways since my friend got banned for no reason, much like what's been happening to a lot of people.

[@Dxpress_]

I knew a game that had the absolute best community I've ever seen. And then that game died because of management problems. RIP.

[@sndr_]

samp and mta is still better than this shit

[@TheHowff]

HOW TO STOP THE TRAIN IN GTA V (MUST WATCH) (REALLY COOL) (GIMME YOUR MONEY)

[@ChaoticPaper]

5:20 "I'm a 5 star man" Shows 5 pictures of star

[@predictablesponge]

Biggus Dikus erm... it is?

[@prozenconns7082]

i also watched the video

[@screwdajuice]

xd

[@thewalrusiisdead]

its a old picture

[@WeissBomb32]

Biggus Dikus it's a picture from a Boston Globe article about twitch streaming if I'm remembering it correctly. The guy who wrote it roasted star for not being handsome enough lol (which I disagree with)

[@Wigglewarrior985]

Anybost else notice this video is 9 minutes and 11 seconds long? Is Jerma trying to hint at when Charles the Great crowned Louis I Emperor On 9/11/0813? What a sick bastard

[@taylormeme2016]

Seth Worthylake @Keemstar - Worthless Attention Seeker vs The Great Jerma985

[@hank3559]

Who else wants there to be a fuck it 2017?

[@saskilla1945]

HÄnK 4.8 person to watch

[@driboleet]

There www.change.org/p/make-february-the-only-month-of-the-year

[@Jayyemi]

Nah Fuck it decade

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

Fuck it Forever

[@alma3884052]

Fuck it eternity

[@calebdavies526]

"Hey Jerma how full is this glass" "Eh, right in the middle"

[@k4rz43]

"You've got just enough liquid to enjoy it." -Jerma 2017 That seriously blew my mind, what an interesting philosophy on positivity.

[@BrendanGeormer]

Bikes should NOT be able to push trucks.

[@NoNo-rk7uj]

Oh, next you'll be saying woman can't vote. It's the -90th century, check your privilege.

[@ozy5918]

Jerma first channel is pretty much Jesus death and his 2nd channel is pretty much jesus resurrection

[@ConRayArt]

jesus erection

[@GojiraSC]

brilliant analogy

[@lukethomas1740]

the second cumming

[@ABBZ120]

Why does he not upload to his main channel anymore?

[@ozy5918]

abbz120 because Jerma might feel an urge to upload something special but that upload might take a week or a month or maybe more and his 2nd channel is playing some random games

[@Quaaludez]

Dig diggedy dig diggedy dawg.. UGH! SOCKO

[@jplira8025]

the left side usually has a bunch of dingleberries

[@Ataro104]

Thank you for the awesome videos this month!!

[@FantasmaNaranja]

wholesome first comment

[@SteinexD]

+1 so thankful for all those videos this month!

[@h0verman]

jerma is mad part kart

[@pacman10124]

that's not what this video is called, what are you an idiot?

[@pinekel8987]

@@pacman10124 • 3 years ago

[@pacman10124]

@@pinekel8987 (i know this dope, that's why im saying this)

[@pinekel8987]

@@pacman10124 Wha- my man I'm calling you out on necroposting... also no dip sherlock, of course that isn't the name of the vid. It's called a joke.

[@slurponaut]

He was making a joke too, ya doofus. And there's nothing you can do to stop me from commenting on a 11 month old thread. Absolutely nothing!

[@beef5able]

February almost over..?That cant be how it happened...

[@FlawedbyDesign777]

1337 Burrito Yeah that's right, this is how it really happened..

[@Hynra]

I don't understand how jerma is the only human that can make me laugh legitimately

[@NoahRigden]

OH WINE! IS THIS WINE?

[@deamos318]

Cyntrac get back into your dank hole

[@Sasha7N]

The_Angry_Potato PASS THE WHISKEY

[@cyan7244]

*I HAVEN'T HAD THIS IN SO LONG, IT'S BEEN AT LEAST 5 SECONDS SINCE MY LAST GLASS-*

[@squatchjosh1131]

Nah man pretty sure he's running it native

[@Sumit.R]

*byeah*

[@dribvox]

right in the middle

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

dribxd somewhere in the middlee*

[@aco9880]

roite in the middel

[@YeretV]

0:46 The alien from american dad

[@CopiiPaste]

It’s been 5 years. I can’t believe I’m getting nostalgic over 2ndJerma now

[@HTacianas]

Someone lost $28,000 betting on you on that last race.

[@sRetailStoreMusic]

I paused the video at 4:59 Right in the middle

[@Winchent]

Perfectly balanced

[@zacharyhentze64]

Henk de Tank he’s talking about the middle

[@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755]

4:35 would be the middle

[@isaacriding9353]

0:30, jerma is murdoc nicles from gorrilaz

[@Dammitimmad]

Life would be nice if we're all at 6th place

[@AdamChadmon]

Dammitimmad that's communism my comrade.

[@soupdoyou9111]

Dammitimmad six likes six hours ago

[@Bloom_HD]

Dammitimmad Right in the middle.

[@samquik]

5:14 lol that's the hacker from GTA - The Killing Joke

[@alijem99]

This jerma guy is soo patient. He laughs on every loses and enjoys. Respect!

[@DJD_Gang]

6:54 If only that happened to like every GTA player that did the same thing

[@mykolPZ]

"The glass is not half empty, the glass is not half full, the glass is right in the middle. Just enough liquid to enjoy it" ~Jerma, no joke im using this as my senior quote.

[@emma-rz7mf]

don't end February pls

[@captainkyogre4986]

Plastic Feline But the Switch comes out next month

[@emma-rz7mf]

but i don't really care ;-;

[@TheRealBigM]

Plastic Feline Why not ?

[@emma-rz7mf]

TheRealBigM besides zelda ive never really been interested in nintendo games

[@ryanzdral8895]

2 days muahaha

[@usaccdecks8363]

oh nooo fuck it February is almost over. Nooooooo!!!

[@usaccdecks8363]

benzo THAT'S A MERICAAALL.

[@silverleon777]

Wait what, why? Something happening March?

[@driboleet]

We will fight! www.change.org/p/make-february-the-only-month-of-the-year

[@someguywitatie]

I think it's because there's been new video on this channel everyday for the past month, might be that the new video a day will stop at the end of the month. Not sur if there's an actual statement on that though.

[@juicejooos]

The video lenght is 9:11 Is there something you want to tell us, Jerma?

[@benyiwest]

HappyJuice007 All the explosions make sense now.

[@Sruggs]

it's 9:10 for me

[@papajohnscena8777]

Jerma is like a midget in a slapstick black and white movie, except instead of being silent he starts cursing every time something fucks up

[@monkeywrench431]

3:04 GTA Adds one of the best rally cars of all time oh baby yes

[@нико-р2х]

Apparently, people within Jerma's community don't care about cars (as if that wasn't obvious) they just see them like crap they can crash around (that Lancia is very cool btw)

[@Cerise11x]

"The glass is not half empty. The glass is not half full. It's right in the middle." - Jerma985. What a sage.

[@aniyilator]

Crazy how 2017 was 4 years ago now. That feels like a long time ago just saying it, but it's just so weird

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Yeah it really is.

[@ThanenJ]

Jerma, I had a dream I got to meet you. I was walking in a parking lot when I saw you sitting in a car. I opened your door and told you how happy your videos make me. You sat there like, "... uh thanks man. Glad I can make you happy." I almost started crying I was so hysterical to see you. Aside from the creepy, but true to life dream, I really do love your videos as they absolutely do make me happy. I'll be sad when fuck it February ends. I shall look forward to more amazingness though. Thank you Jeremy. -Jeremy

[@oisinkyne1469]

Hes still doing the ban that guy thing

[@onuralpgolbasi369]

At 0:20 Jerma is singing N64 WWF no mercy song Diggity Dog. After a year and a half, I've figured it out.

[@cheatlink11]

I always just assumed it was a jermeme

[@campfortson4387]

*you got just enough liquid to enjoy it*-jerma,2017

[@Marcoos1996]

Hey guys, I'm eating spaghetti & meatballs right now.

[@Lenn869]

good for you, man. i myself am having some coffee, cheetos and chicken.

[@Marcoos1996]

Thank you guys. It was very good.

[@zirrian]

Other human players - the reason why I play racing games only offline.

[@captainrorkekingsguard5812]

Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The Glass is half empty Tusken raider: The Glass is full of sand

[@purpleYamask]

The glass is completely full. It will never be half full. It will either be completely full or completely empty. It contains half of its volume in air and the other half is whatever miscellaneous liquid you happen to be using. If you were to try to remove the air via vacuum chamber, the lack of air pressure would cause the liquid to boil, leaving you with either a glass filled with water vapor (And possibly miscellaneous solids if you’re not using plain water) or a glass that is completely empty, as the vacuum pump has removed the water vapor. The glass cannot be half-full/empty if you are measuring in liquid.

[@mike2]

purpleYamask it can be half full of water

[@purpleYamask]

yes, but the other half will be full of air. Therefore, the cup will be completely full.

[@Biyte]

what-if.xkcd.com/6/ :D

[@purpleYamask]

EXACTLY.

[@denshiwow6357]

purpleYamask jesus fucking christ how bored are you

[@fazijslive]

"I would have effed" was the moment I spat tee on my computer screen, gagged and almost drowned from my own laughter. Great video!

[@FantasmaNaranja]

last time i was this early there were 980 jermas

[@jj27305]

did anbody notice that the video ends at 9:11

[@colkid5298]

i'm guessing you watched this on mobile

[@DarkMartio]

5:21 I never forget this old picture of Ster from that interview. He looked like such a dweeb back then.

[@lozo1269]

5:12 my new tf2 hitsound

[@legopenguin9]

GTA races at the start are just a demolition derby of cars trying to go forward but spinning around like a bumper car.

[@Happyeye]

Jerma thats not a mini-van.

[@stitch2k1]

3:06 LANCIA STRATOS Kreygasm

[@mr.razington7881]

It's called the Tropos Rallye ingame, I love it :P

[@Dark-ux4bi]

"the glass is not half empty, the glassis not half full, its just in the middle" make up your mind, WHERE IS IT

[@KnucklesR2]

And then you realise february has only 28 days :(

[@saskilla1945]

KnucklesR2 and?

[@0osk]

Not any more www.change.org/p/make-february-the-only-month-of-the-year

[@briand5170]

The old sub sound made me so happy to hear again

[@ScariestGary]

The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The realist says the glass is right in the middle.

[@fleperd7021]

why is this my favorite jerma video

[@Heydelios]

"Right in the middle", "Just an average guy". Jerma just wants a quiet life.

[@Heydelios]

No ? And what is the problem with what I said ?

[@Mineformovies]

Star_: Hey Jerma, how full is this glas? Jerma: Uhh, right in the middle

[@verisminus3598]

Can confirm. Oklahoma is somewhere in the middle

[@melonmeymeys]

7:12 ITS OVER

[@PungentTowelWasTaken]

You are one of my most Favorite Human Beings ever to exist on this planet and I mean that. Thank you for being born

[@TrueSargent]

I like the guy at the end "I lost 28 000 on you jerm"

[@headcrab4]

Only upon rewatching it did I get the "Five Star Man" joke. GAH!

[@LumpKingDLO]

Last video ended with “ I need a drink” live the thumbnail for this

[@mutantfreak48]

February's almost over... I don't want this to end...

[@knavenformed9436]

Waking up almost every morning to a new Jeremy vid... Nice.

[@finnk7684]

i'm not ready for it to end...

[@PeanutButterZombie00]

Jerminator and GTA is always the best combo.

[@bigslappy823]

2:00 I believe the word you were looking for is "contradicting."

[@BeesQuestionMarkk]

the new jerma rumble's looking pretty good

[@Coolmark123]

Confederates at 1:32?

[@kabhes9040]

9:04 ''i lost 28 000 on you jerma''

[@SapkaliAkif]

Dig diggity by Jerma is my new notification sound.

[@keaton5101]

1:20 i appreciate that jerma knows who proto man is but also he is not in any mega man x game

[@jamesjames6422]

He is referring to the x in the cars name

[@keaton5101]

Yeah I Know That Thanks

[@thrashmetal2729]

6:03 no Jerma, YOU didn't even pass the first 2 checkpoints, because you missed the first one but didn't give a shit lmao

[@JayDeeLV]

Yeah we are somewhere in the middle

[@1up6ful]

9:03 "I lost 28,000 on you jerma"

[@fordgtbangout]

watching Jermas racing style hurts

[@jebidah8406]

guys the amount of videos after february will be just right in the middle

[@Luxai]

4:29

[@cooljoe494]

Some day Im gonna die from watching Jerma vids, my lungs are going to explode from laughing so much

[@abnt_official]

Star's always eating something

[@Jcolinsol]

dig diggety, dig diggety dog socko

[@Difference_Machine]

Right in the middle.

[@no.5390]

How to go from 1st place to last place in 5 seconds: 2:37

[@alexjr1362]

OOOOOOHHHJ WE OVERSHOT IT... JUST A LITTLE BIT LADS

[@meepmeep516]

8:20 Good to know the makers of John Wick 2 watch Jerma.

[@miknew20]

What is all this talk about february ending and people being sad about it?

[@sodafizzcrab5017]

Because it's Fuck it February and we get a Jerma upload every day.

[@iug5672]

February ends means that Jerma will go back he's regular schedule of 1 video per millennia

[@miknew20]

aw that sux! was really enjoying this 1 video a-day thing

[@johndonn446]

deserve a like just for singing the WWF No Mercy song

[@victor97O6]

5 star man? that's like all the stars, how can he call himself a relateable gamer boy when he's a 5 star man?!

[@urbanbourbon3905]

Damn, Mackerel and Jerma are popping these out like a Catholic mother.

[@grottydog]

9:04 "i lost 28 000 on you jerm"

[@volbla]

I remember this stream. Catlover crushed everyone.

[@ilike2game]

jerma is such a middle man

[@Darkfreed0m]

woahWOAH IS THAT FUCIKING _STAR?

[@Darkfreed0m]

...nevermind i thought this was a new video.

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

0:04 I immediately noticed the fact that I have the exact same spatula. Why do I care so much about spatulas? Please help

[@abra4795]

These people knew february was the shortest month, so they made an event out of it....

[@TravaZZZik]

gta basically includes rally, streetracing and now freaking trackmania?? what are these huge jumps andmbooster pads?? thats dope! who even needs other racing games

[@hypnos9356]

"The glass is not half empty, the glass is not half full, the glass is right in the middle." Jerma, those are ALL in the middle.

[@VincentVisions]

wish you could've included the "check your phone" bit

[@OphiousModder]

4:31 Car Centaur

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

I wonder if Jerma ever figured out that the guy who was reversing was just trying to get the checkpoint that he missed, instead of trying to crash into everyone else?