My Perfect Moss Shop! :: Hermitcraft S9

[@theijemanmanman]

"Raycon these leaves out of my yard"is the most dad thing I've ever heard

[@irimac1806]

And I love it xD

[@ThisOldSkater]

As a Dad myself, that joke wrote itself. I could feel it coming!

[@runtoLU]

felt it coming and still spit out my drink laughing

[@theijemanmanman]

Wow, I've never made a comment that got above 50 likes, how did this even happen??

[@_krulec]

@@theijemanmanman you're basically famous now

[@wchbang4811]

You could sell the convenient moss on the outside of the shop for 1d per stack, but if people enter the shop it could be 1 diamond for 2 stacks. Then it would be more or less….

[@brbdoo]

Simple but brilliant. I like it.

[@sepiasmith5065]

Perfection!

[@isaiahkepner8078]

perfect

[@cadjr2003]

I was thinking the same thing, lol

[@Origine25]

This is actually what I thought he was getting to while he presented the shop 😂

[@albertosara416]

The ad was absolutely perfect, this man is a comedy genius

[@Dan0RG]

Mans really just dabbed with one arm.

[@UnintendedSheep]

Racon deez leaves

[@williampjr1233]

Honestly... I've been watching Bdubs since Season 7 started and he's one of the few content creators around that occasionally make custom advertising for sponsors; and I don't even need to skip over it because regardless of it being advertising filler it's still such good content that it can be enjoyed 👍

[@thalaquatics8712]

I wish he would have said get your rake on with raycon

[@danielsolomon3794]

@@williampjr1233 lol check out grian, scar and mumbo too

[@liamengram6326]

12:30 BDubs, it can take years for ivy to cover a house but if you have any masonry around your house _you can PAINT on it WITH MOSS!_ Just collect some moss, rinse it well, put it in a blender with some buttermilk and sugar and then use a paint brush to apply it to any stone walls (or just large rocks) around your house. Make sure to keep it well watered using a spray bottle and in about a month or so it will begin to grow wherever you painted (at which point you won't need to water it any more).

[@bdoubleo]

i love this! great tip

[@rjlsobhjphjgrbw_yay]

@@bdoubleo Did you want ivy on your building for Ivy? Your daughter?

[@lippa2642]

Usually I skip sponsors segments that KZbinrs make on their videos, but I can't help but watch every sponsored segment that bdubs does just cause of how creative they are 😂

[@ericoverland6303]

Raycon these leaves was hilarious ☠️☠️☠️

[@WeezerIsSoCool]

Most of the hermits have really entertaining sponsor segments

[@Cranky__]

I swear this comment is on every bdubs video. It is very true.

[@ralisgroffen]

Have you seen Grians Audible one?

[@fafau06]

@@ralisgroffen don't you mean... "oddible"? lul

[@richestfella4050]

What you could do for the "moss o menos" part, have a dispenser just outside the shop and have it spew out random amounts of moss, from some moss blocks up to 3 or more stacks, and the recipient can enter a diamond or two to enter, and flick a switch, and more or less moss comes out :D Maybe some other green prizes in the mix aswell?

[@williambrooks5129]

*Keralis has entered the chat*

[@orianaluna9938]

"moss o menos"

[@WhiskersFox5]

This was my thought as well, kind of like the "nuggets for diamonds" thing from last season that, I believe, mumbo did. You can either buy them straight out or gamble and get a random amount that could be more or less.

[@Tom-oz7wk]

It could work with shulkers where you enter 5 diamonds maybe and the shulker it spits out could be completely full of moss or maybe it'll have 2 stacks (or like you said, other green stuff too). I dunno if a shulker dispenser system is easier to engineer but either way I like your idea

[@uniwolfgamer1094]

@@Tom-oz7wk It technically would be easier but more expensive in terms of having to get shulkers

[@NoodleProductions]

The “saw” at 4:42 isn’t actually a saw, it’s your special bed that Scar made for you because he knows how much you like sleeping. Legend has it that if you sleep on that special bed, you’ll never wake up.

[@query8265]

perro 😛😛😛😛

[@NoodleProductions]

@@query8265 gato 🐱🐱🐱🐱

[@NikiKovn]

@@query8265 pollo 🐓

[@TheOneAndOnlyGingerBreadHouse]

Mono

[@_Observer_961]

JUST A CHICKEN

[@procrastinator547]

Man the tree of whimsy looks so good when you’re flying around the shopping district

[@shovel241]

If you want to add a little variety to the walls/roof, might I suggest adding in rooted dirt, polished granite, and bricks? I find those colors work well in the warmer palette you have going on. (It's beautiful regardless, just an idea for you :D ) I also have not played survival for years so unsure how scarce rooted dirt is. Great video!

[@bdoubleo]

thanks shovel! love your stuff and take your advice to heart. i will say, rooted dirt is a nasty block to gather in survival but prob worth it

[@lavinleitrim44]

@@bdoubleo Hmm, if so, maybe that could be another item for sale in your shop..

[@snippet.o_o]

Shovel :D

[@lomiification]

@@bdoubleo just needs some perfect redstone. Cub farmed it last season

[@alltrysilver]

Love your Instagram content shovel

[@leah7513]

"ivy covered bleh clov hnnnnnnn" absolutely killed me 😂 the editing on these episodes is so good and the ads are brilliant too!

[@undercarbonated]

I’ve watched at least six times now.

[@Calithilneth]

@ 12:20 Marking the time so I can rewatch that over and over again :)

[@brainpower696]

Bdubs makes me watch all his episodes, It’s just crazy how fresh his techniques and buildings are looking

[@79awinkler]

I’m constantly taking screen shots and notes from him.

[@biogaming2959]

I just think its insane that even tho he has improved his techniques and added to them, the new stuff doesn't exactly look BETTEE than his old stuff. It all looks great in its own unique way!

[@Spike_365]

Ye

[@willralph6303]

I thought the same until the raycon joke, now he’s dead to me.

[@brainpower696]

@@79awinkler me too

[@bucksly]

Instead of having the wall say "Moss O Menos" You could instead have it say "Moss Por Menos" which translates to "Moss For Less"

[@ciberman]

Bdbubs should see this

[@christianfaux736]

CRAP! Beat me to it. It's a good idea though.

[@imTofuDragon]

While it's a good idea I thinn moss o menos is a way more common statement to say in spanish and I think it flows better

[@brbdoo]

Not a bad idea, but it ruins the point of the play on words

[@ciberman]

@@brbdoo I don't think so. "Más por menos" it's a very used Spanish phrase.

[@gcap7711]

Why don’t you just have a hopper where hermits deposit their bonemeal, and then a chest that automatically sorts the moss into a chest next to them

[@bdoubleo]

ahhh! this would require perfect redstone to accomplish! i know just the person for it

[@lomiification]

Etho will love that

[@gcap7711]

@@bdoubleo as always it will be perfect red stone without flaw!

[@eastvern5147]

@@bdoubleo we know him too

[@TheREALBOJACK]

@@bdoubleo And an even better (and more perfect) redstone shenanigan: You could have a few of their blocks of moss... "taxed" from their moss as a fee for using your glorious (and perfect) redstone masterpiece! :D

[@GreatFlamingEyebrows_]

bdubs, have you seen cub's shop where he sells locations to iron ore veins? its basically like mini version of your adventures. the mines that he's made could made for really good places for you to hide clues to your adventures

[@pokemonjjetv4091]

The ravine actually looks like its a pretty decent size, looks long. Instead of filling it in you guys could save some space in the shopping district and make like a stair case that goes down to the ravine and make like a long alley with shops carved into the land O.O And decorate the alley

[@CMinorOp67]

BDubs ‘cleaning out’ Tango’s anti-shop was hilarious. “How about 28?” *~*~*~* 15:21: Dang, BDubs makes the BEST looking shops! (The lack of a button above the ‘S’ makes my OCD hurt, though. A little. I think.)

[@lavinleitrim44]

Haha, me too, I was thinking 'why no button there? maybe he ran out and will add it later? That's gonna bug me.'

[@CMinorOp67]

@@lavinleitrim44 I was thinking that ‘maybe’ it represented like a broken marquee light bulb or something…I dunno.

[@lavinleitrim44]

@@CMinorOp67 yea, that crossed my mind too at a later point, but then I thought they're not lit up so it probably not. But you could be right. I was on the less accurate track of just lights but when you say marquee with it it makes more sense.

[@Shdnfncidjen]

Raycon should be paying the mortgage with the quality of these ads!

[@ZenGaming-kn7mx]

For Moss or Menos, you could sell time instead of bonemeal. Put a diamond in a chest and the machine turns on for 1 minute or something like that

[@Hriday_11]

0:22 Today I learnt a "carrot with a stick" can even break.. that's too much minecraft for me

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

Right?? I honestly didn't know!

[@darkejon]

Your block palette combos are another level this year bdubs. Really impressive. The best in the business and an inspiration to us all. May the moss be with you.

[@albertosara416]

i absolutely love bdub's pretty redstone, the way he incorporates it into the builds without just tucking them away is so satisfying

[@brujosol]

Bdubs goes from wholesome to seeing red bloodthirsty so randomly. "Don't you come for me!"

[@jwhitely7]

I give it 3 days until Bdubs "MOSS" sign says "MOMS"

[@liamengram6326]

A 1 by 1 meter block of diamond wouldn't be a bad deal for a single mom. 😅

[@davidroddini1512]

Actually, I think it will say "MESS" first.

[@andersbuchjeppesen5493]

Mobs

[@ldyvaporeon9944]

i thought of Gem changing it to say "moose"

[@davidfwooldridge3430]

“Moss o menos”. *chefs kiss* Un nombre perfecto. Great build, Bdubs, that interior is so good.

[@CMinorOp67]

2:50: “it took a lot of time to achieve perfection…but since I’ve done that…” BDubs’ confidence never grows old! Neither does his frustration: 23:32: “great, great, GREAT!!” 😂

[@sortof3337]

yup.

[@NickAndriadze]

You know, just this single line at *11:10* blows anything else in this video out of the window, Bdubs definitely knows how to make a hilarious advertisement that one can't skip just because of its sheer ludicrosity.

[@rowanlivengood]

dude that RAYCON line ABSOLutely geniye

[@numeral35]

Just wanted to say I’m struggling with substance abuse and these videos help me escape even if it’s just for 20 minutes or more thank you for these videos and thank you for doing what you’re passionate about because that’s the most beautiful thing in life but for everyone out there remember that wasted talent is the saddest thing in life. Thank you for these videos Bdubs

[@fruitloopmylk]

Hey stranger, I hope you’re doing okay! It’s really brave to be honest about your struggles. You deserve a good life for yourself. Good luck.

[@benfunch]

“moss por menos” could work as “more for less” as opposed to “more or less” haha. either way i love it

[@CMinorOp67]

24:07: WoW!!! That is beautiful! Tango is really upping his build game. Amazing.❤

[@Matt09pearce]

that advertisement is honestly 10/10. no exaggeration

[@TheDertyFerd]

That scene at the end looks like you're shivering outside. It made me a bit sad for you, lol. Loving your content this year, I swear you find a way to step it up a notch every year

[@robh5974]

Seeing Lulu's return from your side was well worth it! Great video as always! EDIT: How could i fail to mention how gorgeous the build is! absolutely stunning!

[@Ersa0431]

Moss or Menos Idea: Just have each barrel a different price for the Moss. And change it about when you restock. It'll be like a little mini game for hermits to hunt if they want a deal. Or for quick convenience they can pay a little extra.

[@isaiahkepner8078]

perfect

[@iGlowBerries]

The shop should be called “Mossome” or “Mawsome” because perfect Bdubs moss is very awesome.

[@andrewgalaviz9453]

L idea

[@amybluesky]

Mossomeness 🤣

[@grambles7771]

You're genuinely one of the biggest reasons why I love Minecraft so much, Thank you for your amazing content BDubs!

[@blasterzx]

That shop is absolutely GORGEOUS!!

[@DutchZeringer]

Some would say it's a mossterpiece

[@sadariuswolf]

For the more or less aspect, you could use the spew pipe. A hermit would pay or whatever to Shawshank themselves to the spew pipe get a random amount of items coming out the spew pipe as "overflow" or "bypass" because the system isn't 100% efficient. In coal regions, people would pick through coal tailings at a breaker plant looking for pieces of coal that escaped the processes which they could take for free to use at home.

[@marcemallows]

WOOO LULU IS BACK!

[@develhuntr75]

bdouble just casually revolutionizing minecraft building every episode

[@mrflubs447ify]

Hey bdubs I havent watched you for about a year or so due to life stuff and my god have you came so far as regards to redstone I remember the days when you didnt have any idea of how todo redstone it's so adorable hahaha anyway I'm so glad you came back to youtube full time I've been watching you since I was about 15 or 16 and I'm now 24 love you mate keep up the great content

[@Wiroe]

You could possibly make those outside barrels “auto fill”, hoppers directly from the farm down to the barrels

[@bradywalker5291]

Since the moss farm is in the shopping district, you should offer x diamonds for a stack, but half off if you afk. I'd also add, they can only take half of what they afk for. So, for example, they farm 10 stacks, but can only pay a discounted price for 5 stacks, so you never need to farm!

[@jeffkanning2388]

It’s always worth watching a B-dubs designed commercial! Don’t skip ‘em!

[@paulkuch420]

HOLY GREATEST DEEP DAB EVER!!

[@tishhyde6778]

Have the spew pipe spill into the ravine, making a pond below (or make a ravine river it can spill into - if you want to get that detailed). Add lush cave stuff around the pond, especially the clay blocks. When 1.19 releases you could add mud around the spill site.

[@UC_Fran]

Your buildings this season are next level. A shift happened last season with the Moon base but this season they are absolute fine art. It's wonderful to watch your style develop.

[@novaspacewitch9963]

Every time you talk into the free camera is absolute gold. Something about that winning smile

[@williamatlas6916]

"Raycon these leaves out of my yard" was a joke I was expecting, but was executed so well that I just had to continue watching the ad :)

[@maxhoward2903]

I absolutely love the “prehoi!” At 10:40, I keep going back to it to hear that amazing sound clip

[@ryanconat1008]

Could you use the bone meal just basically as a timing mechanism? So they would throw their bone meal in a chest which would feed into the system at a certain rate then when the bone meal ran out the machine would stop? It would just give the illusion of using the bone meal when actually you're just using it to time how long the machine will run. That might be a way that you could implement the moss o menos part of the shop. Love the design! looks so good!

[@x13xautumnsx]

That was the best ad I have ever seen. The dab killed me.

[@lucaspedersen8233]

For the bone meal gamble thing, cant you just have people put the x amount of bone into the dispenser and then they can collect their rewards from the chest? Great video once again as well Bdubs

[@dopplegangertd]

Low-Tech PERFECT solution for Moss O Menos's bonemeal gamble! Just have them manually put the bonemeal into your dispenser and have them run it until it's empty! And when you run it yourself to get product supply it with loads of bonemeal for yourself. Also, when other hermits are running it, make sure it's still snagging some to make bonemeal so you can get more mossy goodness on the side

[@erikamundin2901]

I've been home all week with the covid. His ad was the hardest I've laughed all week. I have been watching bdubs for 9 years and stuck through his hiatus for TOP TIER content like this. I look forward to his stuff every week. He is the only KZbinr I genuinely get pumped for with a new vid. Thanks BDubs!

[@wheeler9640]

“Yeah RayCon these leaves outta my yard!” *dabs*

[@ville9587]

This man is such a genius in marketing that I don't even skip the sponsor segment

[@MisterNukem]

I would suggest the store be named Moss for Menos. You’d still get the pun and it advertises your moss as the better deal.

[@renascitur7051]

Always eager to watch some hermitcraft from BDOUBLEO!

[@leucocrinum]

12:20 The typing of your quirky word-tripping into a search engine left tears in my eyes. Hilariously funny!!!

[@eggycarton]

20:50 bdubs is probably the funniest hermit, I dont know what to say I audibly laugh when watching his videos FAR more than with the others,. Good work Bdubds!

[@NocturnalPyro]

12:28 well my parents house have Ivy on one side, it used to fill the whole wall, but it was killed at some point doing some renovations, but it's slowly coming back, and now it's almost there again.

[@CascadePSA]

Oh my god. The ad read was fantastic. Bdubs is the best dad ever.

[@j.bippert]

For your shop you could sell renamed items as tokens and each token activates a Redstone randomizer that runs the farm for a few seconds. You could have the farm output to a chest in a corner of the shop for the other hermits to collect their moss if there is room

[@roenais]

we love to see a happy moss man in his element!

[@poloqbear5356]

The most epic thing that happened in the entire history of the world 11:06

[@ditix4161]

what about try making a timer that turns the machine on and off. then you could sell sand (or whatever) that they can put into an "hourglass" type thing and they can use the machine for certain amount of time depending on how much sand they buy and when the sand runs out the machine turns off again (would need some perfect redstone tho)

[@gfdx3214]

Usually the most-replayed-bar is highest after the end of an advertisement. This is the only time I've seen it be highest at the START of a sponsor fully deserved though, dad jokes for the win

[@kairon156]

One thing I find with these shops is when there's composition like this the one that makes more money is often the one who's in stock more than the other. You have the benefit of having the farm atop of the shop.

[@PlsDontTake]

I keep coming back to this video just so I can rewatch the first 10seconds of the commercial break, I know what's coming, but it still cracks me up every single time

[@PlsDontTake]

I found a clip of this a year later and omggg its still so fire immense respect

[@natncat]

"more or less" could work for mixing and matching different parts of azalea products. Maybe 1 diamond = 16 stacks of moss related items, and the more or less describes whether you take 16 stacks of different items or use all 16 stacks on one item. maybe there could be a cash register and at the cash register there is a barrel and when it has 16 stacks in it, a comparator could send a signal and cause a jingle to play or maybe have a rare chance of spitting out a coupon for next time. then you have a chance of getting more next time?

[@RisokaOni]

For the Moss o Menos part you could make it a timed thing. Like "pay 1 diamond for 100 ticks with the machine on". All you would need is a Etho hopper to activate the machine that would start with a button press.

[@cindy088]

I would love to see bdubs build a nether hub next season.

[@preis9797]

With the lectern desk thing on the second floor you can add books to it and writing to make a scavenger hunt or a moss themed mini game location and charge diamonds for what’s in the book

[@candycadette]

I’m surprised LuLu was found 😁 roaming the time (and transforming to a French LuLu) between seasons.. Pet that French Truffle from me ❤️ But I’m always amazed about your buildings. You, sir, are seriously amazing! You progress extremely between episodes. Thank you for your uploads ❤️❤️🇩🇰

[@DaltonHBrown]

I love puns and so that "Ray con these leaves..." ad was superb. Though I dont speak Spanish (yet) so the "Moss o Menos" went over my head

[@Darx97]

what an awesome build design

[@JulioMercado]

For the manual Moss, maybe put a static moss block on the top, maybe to the side of the water dispenser. They can bonemeal it from the top!

[@thewhale8835]

I needed this thanks bdubs!

[@lowresbones]

“Have I heard of Raycon? Yeah! RAYCON THESE LEAVES OUTTA MY YARD” had me in fits

[@imjustok9966]

One idea for making the "moss or menos" make sense it to add a randomizer to the shopping experience, either as the sole way to shop, or as an extra option (essentially gambling). For example, a customer could pay 1 diamond to get a random receipt that has a range of different amounts of moss. Sometimes they get more than they pay for, sometimes they get less. Maybe you could make one of the potential options an entire shulker box of moss as an incentive. You could leave the 1 diamond / stack price as an option, but for people who want to test their luck, they can try the machine and see what they get. PS: If you want to be a good casino owner, make sure that the average amount that people get from gambling is less than the 1 Diamond / stack price. The house always wins..

[@kasperbuyens3562]

11:10 "Yeah, Raycon these leaves out of my yard" *dabs* I'm HOLLERING

[@StephenMeek]

I'd love it if they added a loess block with the swamp improvements. It could be a textured yellowish color and then the "more or less" joke would be something you could do an extra layer of wordplay.

[@nerdyactor22]

you could also sell the other mossy blocks, like mossy bricks and stone. then you could do random "packs" where you pay a certain number of diamonds for a box and it has a random number of mossy things in it, sometimes nothing? could be a good flim flam too

[@Fishysalmon02]

Hey bdubs, if you want to be able to see farther on the server and you use fabric, I would suggest using Bobby and distant horizons. They're client side mods that add fake chunks farther than the server render distance. Distant horizons allows you to have render distances of hundreds of chunks without killing your performance (but you have to explore the chunks first before you can see them)

[@Runningwritingreading]

revisiting bdubs content after being a B team fan and Mindrack kid after a decade was the best decision. Missed you so much bdubs gr8 videos as always

[@kraglynn]

An idea for your shop is to have a shulkerbox loader, you could use that 50 tnt mine carts on a rail thing with hopper minecarts to send stuff into their boxes at the speed of sound. That way you can sell in bulk without endangering your own shulker supplies

[@CowCast]

Holy crap. That ad was the best thing I have ever seen. Show it during the super bowl.

[@101Hiphop1989]

Maybe have a Gamble approache to the Shop? Make a contraption that spits either: you win: you get more stacks of moss for a diamond. You Lose pay more diamond for a stack? That way you can get Less or More. Depents on the Luck.

[@e7783]

To fix the moss generator, you could fix it by moving the moss block up by one and placing a grindstone underneath it. Then, users can still click on the moss block, and the grindstone can't be pushed around. Otherwise, you could move the moss block up by one and have the user bone meal it from above. Or, you could have the moss block surrounded by immovable blocks so the stone can't be pushed over to destroy it.

[@imar-hermitcraft9934]

You could guide customers with bonemeal up a little encased staircase to the dropper where they put the bonemeal in, like give them not alot of moving ground so they can't see the dirty redstone

[@CRobbio]

When the episode was over I literally scrubbed back to watch Bdubs dab during the ad again, it was so entertaining. Every KZbinr with sponsors could learn a thing or two from Bdubs.

[@levilukeskytrekker]

I've got it, Bdubs-you could install a moss-based gambling cabinet, which, for 1 diamond, can give you a random number of stacks of moss, or potentially just an azalea bush or something. It could be a way to compete with Greens, and-more importantly-it's a way to buy Moss or Less.

[@shawnpenny4569]

You could just leave the dispenser with the bonemeal normally empty, then have people insert it in themselves and see if you can move the lever up to that spot to start it or have it run as long as it detects bone meal in the dispenser (That might be possible in that tight space), then once it runs out they turn it off and go collect whatever is in the chests. That'd be a way to let people gamble on how much moss and other items they get.

[@williampjr1233]

14:43 "Bdubs Touched It!" That absolutely had me dying of laughter... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raphaelsoltero8805]

If you already have the moss farm running on a clock, then you can work out how long there is between each bonemeal use. Then it’s simply a counter type thing, they’d come into your shop and choose 16 bonemeal for example and throw it into a hopper, which you could count with a comparator, and then it activates the farm for the equivalent amount of time to the bonemeal they’ve thrown in. Ideally they could go up and watch the bonemeal be used maybe? And then go collect their moss output :)

[@miad9976]

Moss o menos is really a front for the biggest weed business ever

[@jaaanska]

"Moss Colossus" sounds cool and it also rhymes in German: Moss Koloss

[@_Observer_961]

Keralis: Scams Bdubs Bdubs: *what* *a* *good* *friend*

[@nagasadow99]

20:50 follow me this way....OW. Lol! XD I love this episode so much.