"Beat Your Kids" | Russell Peters - Outsourced

White people, you need to beat your kids! Here's a clip from my 2006 special, "Outsourced."
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[@user-co4lg9bd7u]

I grow up in China. Got hits from my grandpa sometimes for no reason. I asked him why, His words ‘No why. Just keep you in a good discipline. Making sure you wouldn’t do bad thing.’ So I started to dodge sometimes, cuz I wasn’t do anything bad, but I was still getting hits from him. When I grow up, I joined my first Muay Thai class at Montreal, my trainer told me ‘wow, you r really good at dodging.’ ‘Yeah, well, that’s one of my surviving skills.’

[@prateekannam7595]

Martin MaCllester official, learn kindness you narrow minded fool.

[@shawziiz5031]

Dude, you have to thanks your Grandpa. He actually try to make you mastered Ultra Instinct

[@faisalahmed950]

书听 that was fab

[@MercuryGunZ]

Haha great bro

[@kartikmahajan7990]

Awesome it happened with me too sometimes but they were just light hits when we meet or when he comes from the back.

[@mohammedsaifb4771]

Mom hits Indian kid starts crying Mom : don't cry or else i'll hit you again.. Son : 😲😲

[@study346]

True😂

[@qwertzqwertz7618]

My mom used to do this. It's torture. You learn how to solve conflicts with your fists, not with words. Im saying that as someone who has hurt many people for no reason but my bad self control. Im terribly sorry but it's my mothers fault that I am who I am. Probably going to end up in jail some day.

[@jay5010]

I'm 100% white and this is more relatable than it should be, kids get hit no matter their skin colour.

[@castielchieng7475]

Basically Asian, that struggle to stop sobbing is just...... XD

[@qwertzqwertz7618]

@moreno franco That is one confusing cluster of words. Can you rephrase?

[@ishaboy5090]

As a Russian kid, I'm guessing this only applies to American white kids

[@dat1slav963]

isha boy lol 😂 facts

[@dreadcthulhu5]

Don't look at me. If I got out of hand I got spanked and I grew up right. It's these millenials and onwards who are spoiled crybabies.

[@_enchantress_5422]

I don't think so

[@Septiccatgaming]

And probably Canadians too.

[@medmaniac18]

Ohh I believe you bruh! I've seen Russian parents beating the heck outta their kids!!! Felt like home😭

[@arianaj26]

You forgot the “stop crying before I give you something to cry about”😂

[@nkirukaabed760]

Lol so true

[@AliG-tg4ms]

Yep

[@anyhowwhatever1043]

Like the flood, if one gate doesn't work, make one more.

[@DimAlbisoara]

relatable! subscribe totally to this!))))

[@hurk7791]

Arab moms use that line. 😂

[@Unitato152]

2:39 _"I got sent to my room"_ _"YOU GOT A ROOM?!"_ Very relatable 😂

[@envisionenvii3641]

Well I don't have a room either Lmao😂🤣

[@aliahsraf2826]

Ya i had to sleep with 4 other siblings in a small room lol

[@Rockzzzv]

@@aliahsraf2826 yea i can relate to that when i was a kid lol

[@ShawnFX]

"Started from the bottom now we here" lol but seriously I used to share a room with my sister, now we all got our own rooms! Allahumdilallah!

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@@ShawnFX so my mother's friend had 4 kids.... Lived in a 2 bedroom apartment. She didn't have a bedroom so sometimes she'd have to share a room with her two daughters who at the time were in elementary school lol

[@kashyapvariyani4037]

YOU GOT A ROOM!??!

[@GhostBoytv]

Kashyap Variyani got biriyani dawg?

[@jindiana7742]

Shehenshah tv killed me😂

[@xXxjxXx-ww3et]

Kashyap Variyani I cried😂😂😂

[@mandytran9238]

jojo 1999 ahgaseeee?

[@akoharvey7803]

I don't lol

[@crayli7529]

When my mom calls my full name, I know things has gone down really bad.

[@kittycutecute]

LOL yes especially when she says my Chinese name in full!

[@theplanethaskimnamjoon]

Imagine your full name has 5-6 names then add your mother’s maiden last name and your father’s last name 😂

[@sriniwasghate9421]

Same

[@tanzudorje8010]

That's true I can totally relate

[@beenotfrom63rd]

cRaY Li

[@rhett-says-hullo4229]

“Indian parents won’t be afraid to kill you,” 😂😂

[@pradipchaterjee9576]

Don't speak fuck They love you the most They are the stand by type parents 🙄🙄 What shit are you speaking

[@rhett-says-hullo4229]

@@pradipchaterjee9576 generalisation aside, calm down man. i dont even know you.

[@crashpal]

@@pradipchaterjee9576 relax bruh it's a stereotype joke.

[@marymorningstar4508]

Russell Peters is a very funny man and very quick witted. One of the best Comedians out there

[@vreizz4966]

are you that guy from ben10?

[@Agent-hn2fw]

Mary Morningstar yeah he is

[@alexportian8298]

Where?

[@netshelgaming5875]

u know y u feel he is very funny cuz ur fo,o,oo,ooo,ooooo,oooooooo,oool toooooo like him hahahaahhaahah

[@ahzamali2375]

Used to be

[@ShahPatel]

*today's kids are lucky they have no idea that *dad's belt & mother's chappal & teacher's duster are actually very lethal weapons* 😁

[@ShahPatel]

Ashfaque Hussain 😁👍

[@sameersingh8050]

Shah Patel Ahahah. I clearly know that. I got whooped... WHOPPED. By my mum

[@NiazAhmedHasib]

Those were my daily routine and now i really miss it.

[@shyamitrgc]

oh you forgot the teacher's ruler, that shit hurts a lot!

[@Varta_ashish]

Shah Patel u forgot chalk

[@TheWatcher-tp5cd]

Asian parents, Walk too slow, BEAT Eat too slow, BEAT Walk too fast, BEAT Eat too fast, BEAT Talk too loud, BEAT Talk too soft, BEAT Breathes, BEAT

[@kagame1726]

The death threats good old memories

[@zurainshah2035]

See's your comment BEAT

[@TheWatcher-tp5cd]

@@zurainshah2035 misspell sees BEAT

[@xofyu]

exists BEAT

[@TheWatcher-tp5cd]

@@xofyu reply to my comment, BEAT

[@ANara-ws3uu]

I'm arab, and let me tell you I can relate to this😂😂😂

[@arwamansour7350]

A. Nara Omg yess they beat you like there’s no tomorrow 😂😂( Egyptian )

[@hichemnouma8261]

@nour abushagur where are you from ??

[@sayedmokhtar616]

@@arwamansour7350 actually they kill us, i've died a few times before lol

[@tonycasimiro4034]

Ever got beat with that thing some arabs use on their heads to wrap around the cloth?

[@catfishsensei4306]

Allah haram

[@syedadnan889]

"Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad" can relate to that 😂😂😂

[@PalmBaiReader]

I can imagine 😂😂😂 sad but funny!! Because white parents are a soft touch. I've seen many indian adults lose it with their kids

[@sierraferguson6300]

😂😂😂

[@pratikshathapa924]

mom: come here.. me: no, you will hit me mom: no, i will not, come here me: *walks to her* my mom throws her slippers at me: i told you to come at once !! why didn't you ?!

[@talhatariq3493]

Relatable

[@lalunaraggio31]

She's black isn't she ?

[@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220]

True😒

[@mobaman1769]

Hone hone😂😂

[@shivamrai2097]

@@lalunaraggio31 not black brown she's from Nepal

[@jhood8937]

I met Russell late one night at a Boston Pizza in Sudbury in July of this year, he was the most down to earth person. He genuinely took the time to stop, chat and take a photo with everyone that was interested on his way out. A true Canadian icon.

[@greatspirit]

Did you call Russel Mr. Roper by force of habit?

[@wyseacademy-pp2sd]

What was he doing in Sudbury ?

[@Rhodieman]

I’m half Polish, half Rhodesian and we gotten beaten properly like hell. Teaches you to respect authority and be disciplined.

[@jeremygilmore3208]

Polish/Rhodesian - I can imagine 😂😂

[@ShaithMaster]

Rhodesia isn't a country.

[@hagegesamuel]

You call itteaching to respect authority and be disciplined; I call it breaking a child's spirit and giving the world another fucked up, misfit individual.

[@mandalorianhunter1]

@@hagegesamuel agreed

[@snagfalarski109]

so we have a well polished Rhodesian

[@standingfortruth4043]

Oh I'm Greek and got my ass whipped with all kinds of items. Dad's belt is classic, mom used whatever came first rolling pin, fly swatter you name it. i remember me and my brother used to put on all the underwear we had before we would get our ass smacked because we tought it'll make it less painful lol good old times

[@baloshino1189]

Hic et nunc me to

[@mr.pennywise3950]

I guess you were the child with special needs 😅😜😂😂.. PS, just kidding

[@BlackScale86]

hahaha similar to Malay too. We got ass whipped by rattan (extreme elastic and dense wood), belt, pinch and slap..the most severe punishment is that we are tied to a tree and got bitten by fruit ants. But of course this is nothing compared to ancient Sparta punishments.

[@aym8683]

Haha i can relate the underwear trick😂

[@michaelm4369]

Hic et nunc I'm Greek and Italian, the two worst white parents

[@ryancross4645]

"I went home....for the last time"

[@rudrapratapsinha8880]

@Blackbirdz2000 that's a 2 years old comment buddyhead

[@rzkzkr20]

My parents have 2 different roles. My mother yells at me but never hit me. My father never yells at me but always beat me with my moms order.

[@alibin8390]

Same here..... they had a very good coordination.....perfect team

[@featherwind1818]

😂

[@featherwind1818]

alibin 😂

[@H8ssan]

The exact combination lool

[@binhonz]

Feels like you described my family...

[@maii5termnd923]

Me as a kid: *drops mum's favorite vase* *Mortal Kombat theme song starts: "Finish him!"* Mum: *whoops ass* *Mortal Kombat voice over: "Perfect."*

[@blackhokage1744]

@Al Debaran lol

[@katlegomashile6989]

You are a legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NovaRanger007]

I was hoping to read "Fatality" on clicking 'Read More' 😂

[@DarkCreed86]

Flawless Victory

[@forever20plus]

Brutality

[@Cawfee.]

I dunno, man. My parents weren't shy about whoopin' my ass when I fucked up.

[@davinderkaur4206]

Arshad ahmd IKR

[@sharah5280]

Ryan D'Crus amen brother

[@rohitb405]

You white though?

[@felixcat648]

Ryan D'Crus your parents were European??

[@GhostBoytv]

Ryan go clean your room

[@chinacancio]

In Philippines, beating is part of discipline.

[@jethronombreda6765]

Chi so true

[@2.01am9]

Hahaha India too 😂😂😂

[@latenightthinker4737]

lmao, granama tells me about my dad's beatings and my just goes "PUTANG INA! I remember that!!!😂😂😂"

[@amamencenataniel4062]

Wassup

[@Michael-xm4ux]

Thats what your mom said

[@carrielittlelight8057]

I'm Native American and getting beat was apart of disciplinary. Dads drumstick, moms moccasin lol... even had a Fried Bannock thrown at me few times lmao.

[@onejediboi]

What tribe you descend from

[@justinfilipovic8939]

Actually this trope about the difference between immigrant parents and non immigrant parents applies to the era of European settlement with at least some tribes anyway when the Lakota Indians first encountered Europeans they were horrified when they saw that Europeans disciplined their children by beating them

[@lemonflavouredbleach2677]

4:50 *"do i look like Ryan's mom?"* FAMMMM I DIEDDD

[@sw1rly801]

The "SUMBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD" line always cracks me up.

[@shashikantvanjeri48]

Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...😂😂😂

[@aniovakimyan3258]

Shashikant Vanjeri hahahahahah

[@shashikantvanjeri48]

Ani Ovakimyan Hi😀

[@knownasz2345]

😍😍

[@marioiacolucci]

I'm sorry to ask but who is cprytonite? Please help me out thanks!

[@marioiacolucci]

Bhuvanesh Phadnis ok now I know thanks buddy!

[@mich_n_mikii]

Russell looks a bit like Monalisa, when he smiles a little. LOL.

[@Positivemotivation662]

LMFAOO

[@dajierena]

I see it!

[@SummeRain783]

Haha why is this so true? Haha 😂

[@francescaluciano7520]

LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣 so fucking true😂😂😂😂😂

[@joaquinphoenix4138]

Somebody's smile got hurt real bad ...

[@lilacs529]

As a Hungarian, I am dying laughing 😂😂 my Granny used to chase me around the kitchen with a wooden spoon 😂 not every white family is a soy latte drinking, sandal wearing, kumbaya singing liberal haha

[@sammorton9314]

I didn't get beat by my parents but my grandparents were Hungarian and my mom told me they would beat her for being the wrong weight lmao. Funny enough my mom was too afraid to beat me for running in the streets randomly and I had that problem for a good while until my grandma caught me, dragged me back into the house, and had my grandpa paddle me for a good while when I was 5 😂😂. Funny enough I have a great relationship with them to this day.

[@lilacs529]

@@sammorton9314 🤣🤣

[@mastiffmama6008]

As a child of Italian immigrants, I know exactly what you are saying🙄

[@empirecases4128]

Irish, my mom did the exact same thing. I remember running under the table with that sensation of fear when you feel it hitting you before she even got close enough. Just a couple of decades later, kid were threatening their parents with accusing them of sexual abuse if they weren't getting their own way and doing what ever the hell they wanted. We are seeing the results on a daily basis now, useless, irresponsible, lazy, lying, narcissistic entitled little bastards with no respect or regard for anyone but themself's everywhere.

[@Account-vx1gf]

I think he means white American and Canadian parents

[@deaded5040]

Tried calling the cops My mom: call an ambulance too cause you'll need it when they get here

[@johnwhite7700]

@I.M.2BiZ what if after?

[@mcsassysoniaalways805]

Lol that’s the mom I am....go ahead, call ‘em, you’re gonna need them when I get through with you.

[@destinjones6624]

@@mcsassysoniaalways805 what a shitty mom you are

[@gabespetit1006]

My sainted 4'11" Latina mother was deadly accurate with drinking cups, coffee mugs, dinnerware, mops, bleach bottles...whatever was within arms reach, and hand to hand combat was no problem for her either. I thank God for mom, and the vicious beatings I took at the hands of my father. Instead of going to college I probably would have ended up in prison.

[@obamabinladen5106]

Wow that's epic. Same here.

[@mandalorianhunter1]

Wow sucks for you man

[@entidade_000]

This sounds absolutely horrifying

[@briobrio6047]

I came from an Italian family and I agree with this 100 percent. 👌💯

[@therock9336]

What did they beat you with , spaghetti ?

[@Scarletraven87]

@Genevieve Eh, it depends. Some don't. But one time I was 8 and made a prank. My daddo hit me so hard that 10-15 minutes later I pulled a 10cm string of clotted blood out of my nose. The prank? Daddo was playing a videogame and just got past a hard part ... I pushed a key and sent him back. Edit: And... and it wasn't an isolated event. One time I was 3 or something like that. My parents were yelling and arguing. I mocked their arguing with some gibberish "blah blah blah" and got slapped that moment.

[@dapycho8610]

Just forrget bout it like kid

[@ilyssiaaulnay7509]

@@masterthunder8391 but italians are white

[@wpower7435]

@@ilyssiaaulnay7509 So what's your point? I have Italian friends and their parents used to hit them when they were kids if they behaved badly just like my country Kenya. Russell was mostly talking about the white Americans or Brits that don't hit their children which is kinda true because majority of them don't.

[@Mad9977]

"...i got sent to my room" - "you've got a room?" 😂

[@AlexTheOilersFan]

My dad is Indian and he said "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" when I was a kid lol

[@blundel_]

Asian parents : SON WTF YOU NO DO HOMEWORK? *beats him* White parents : SON YOU NO DO HOMEWORK? GO SIT ON THE NAUGHTY STEP

[@gracierose6754]

Blundel “the naughty step” IM FUCKING CRYING

[@Rockzzzv]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@casualgamer09-]

What about black parents?

[@radioactive_baby0706]

@@casualgamer09- They don't ask you the question, they already know you didn't do it and beat you the second you walk in the door

[@casualgamer09-]

Radioactive Hufflepuff typical.

[@harisglobal6402]

He loves his dad alot for sure.... whenever he talks about his dad, u can see his eyes filled

[@petar.stoyanov]

You know, in Eastern Europe we're also white. And man, do we get some beating. In my country we even have several proverbs like: "beating builds character" "beat them so they respect you"

[@AditVats]

It's more of western Europe, north America problem.

[@user-zq9um3rv4r]

Here in Greece we got *beating came from heaven *

[@dracowar6]

@@user-zq9um3rv4r same in Romania.

[@knockdadeathstroke3799]

@@user-zq9um3rv4r same in Croatia

[@twinrg]

Hi, Man. Wow, as a kid who grew up in Russia, I know something about being beaten up...not ruthlessly or on everyday basis (still, a Jewish family) but as a punishment for some misdeeds. Btw, my great grand dad was killed in Bulgaria, as a Russian soldier, during the Russia-Turkey War, fighting the Turks on the Russian side. Bulgarians have always been kind to Jews, even during the Holocaust. Thanks, friend.

[@heldersilva6672]

I am Portuguese. My parents were usually ok if i did some accidental mess. Examples: accidently breaking a flower pot with a football; Accidentally going against something with my bike and breaking it (because i was still a bit clumbsy of age). What i mean is, as long it was accidental, and i honestly showed regret, and i honestly was the first one apologising and trying to fix - i would be ok! ...but.. ... In case i intentionally did something bad, or disrespect, just because of evil, free willing... They would beat the hell out of me!!! Really, really hard! Believe me XD Now, i'm kind of thankfull for those beatings i got, to be honest. 😅

[@JonathanSantos-gw6hk]

PORTUGAL CARALHO 🇵🇹

[@sarahosb405]

Shannon Sharpe ㅓ

[@shayaank]

Helder Silva it was hard not to cringe while reading this idk why

[@jaleesatrevelyan1510]

"I got sent to my room." "YOU GOT A ROOM??!!" LMAOO!

[@uboii]

Some folks in the comments don’t know the difference between whoopin and child abuse

[@drouel856]

and thats exactly where being a parent in American, got complicated- so many parents, shouldnt be parents, lose their sh!!!t (rage in anger) and offload onto the kid

[@talhatariq3493]

@Lori Hanks our parents just whoop they don't do child abuse lmao, i guess the comments you all were reading they were from Indian dudes. And one thing more when you get older usually they don't beat us but if we do something wrong in our childhood and do it again again they would beat us for that

[@kanatran64]

Whoop their asses but avoid the face, the face is a no go. Basically, Whoop their asses if they behave badly

[@kanatran64]

@Sudo Sudo u dont beat ur kids for no reason. And wdym by how much pain lol, u only need to spank the kid when he or she behaves badly and tell them not to make the same mistake again, you dont have to straight up fking wwe the kid. Just a spank in the butt or the hand not too hard but not too weak to make sure the kid knows he or she is behaving badly. HOWEVER, the face is a no go, never hit ur kids in the face

[@issalottalove8564]

Sudo Sudo looking for attention much? You prob weren’t tho if you have to come here and ask

[@Sooster81]

I am white, my parents had no problem giving me and my siblings a beating when we needed it. This was hilarious.

[@Wittywidow559]

What could you possibly do to make someone want to physically harm you?

[@PoloLoiTamin]

@@Wittywidow559 Slaps a girls pussy??

[@mojomahojo8253]

Smart parents.. Touch their feat as a sign of respect for that.

[@lastnamefirstname5295]

@@Wittywidow559 lets see, cussing at your parents kind of like how ryan did, letting your kid be brazen like ryan, being in public and being a brazen little sh*t. Essentially disobedience. It isn't even a matter of 'want' lest they be mentally unsound, but a matter of 'need to.'

[@superartstudio]

Black Heart stealing money from classmates.

[@teodoratomic1478]

My mums favorite lines to say when I would do something bad and she was in the middle of yelling at me where: “Dont make me go get the belt” “Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?” Ah childhood 😂

[@HanZhang1994]

Kids like Ryan shouldn't even exist. The stuff you'd have to let your kid get away with for them to become that brazen and disrespectful is way more than even a mediocre parent would allow.

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

Racist

[@kylejohnson3889]

@@chazmichaelmichaels88 um....how's that racist in any shape or form

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

@@kylejohnson3889 it was a joke comment.. lol, sarcasm.

[@kylejohnson3889]

Oh....what was the joke lol I didn't catch it

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

@@kylejohnson3889 everyone was getting I to the comments. People calling g others child abusers. Weak parents. Feminism. All kinds of stuff. So I thought it be funny to through "racist" into people comments and then watch everyone lose their minds lol

[@oliviawang2808]

I'm a kid but this is still funny to me lmao

[@devsenguptajavawarrior]

Tell your parents to smack the shit out of you when you do something wrong. Give them the permission so that you don't become a spoilt child XP XD

[@dkdkxoskssskdowiaksso358]

dev sengupta ??

[@619Shubh]

somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...😂

[@yashmoitra]

Olivia Wang somebody gonna get hurt real bad....

[@moi9709]

who asked?

[@randomdiya]

I've seen this video like 10 years ago and still makes me smile. Classic! It's a BPO training meme🤣

[@rrvvjjrr9194]

Being an indian is so much more tensing my mum used to say if u cry I'd slap on ur mouth I was like 💀👀

[@biigbolo2264]

"Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" ~~~ (North Korea)...

[@kartikheda6068]

Donald J. Trump fuck you dictator

[@biigbolo2264]

I'm gonna build a wall around you

[@kartikheda6068]

Donald J. Trump no one will allow you to build a wall anywhere in my country

[@biigbolo2264]

I will allow it

[@kartikheda6068]

S - Saad I believe that you don't get sarcasm

[@mvyang]

Russell is hilarious. I'm like falling out of my chair with laughter.

[@anayasa6103]

*"You've got a room"* hehe this made my day😂😂😂😂😂

[@smorelax8608]

Mom: *hits me* Me: *cries* Mom: Why are you crying? Stop crying I'm getting angrier. Wtf kind of parenting handbook

[@gurugobindguchhait3864]

Well yeah it happened to me as well So relatable

[@ryangemellaro2856]

Crazy Handbook?🤔🧐😂🤣

[@kirstiecampbell4000]

Then you get hit again for crying!

[@Excalibur01]

Builds character

[@jackneoh8717]

Oml I swear Chinese parents are like that. "You better stop crying or I'm going to beat you again!" *cries louder* *beats even more* "I SAID STOP CRYING!!!"

[@healthrelief9697]

I’m watching this years later and I can’t stop laughing. Funny as can be.

[@sedethanyii4250]

I just love how Russell could make up jokes even with the audience 😂❤️

[@HeliRy]

Russell prior to having a kid: BEAT YOUR KIDS! Russell after having a kid: So I bought my 3 year old a $10,000 bed she never uses... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GrafMKristo]

Aaand? How are these two events connected?

[@spooky4839]

So "BEAT THE M*THERFUCK*R"

[@divineray7822]

Parents who beat their kids also can and do provide them with the best things they can get.

[@Saira124]

@@divineray7822 So you support beating kids? I wish you wont have children

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Character: My Filipino Mom Weapons: Slipper, flexible hands Special move: Slipper throw, Hand Whip

[@babyruth7364]

you forgot sticks

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

No my dad used sticks, more specifically a bamboo cane. I’m Pakistani

[@beebee1650]

Our turkish Mother throws slippers too. I think Its a multiculturel skill. Maybe they can make a International conference 🤣😂🤣

[@wildblazer9354]

I got beaten by a lot of objects, I even have some scars

[@asmitsharma70]

slap on back of the neck is a classic and stick on the palms lol

[@luckypal1641]

I always get hit by my father whenever he helps me with maths😂😂

[@singalingalongaling]

Spankings are abuse!

[@sankalpana1]

2:48 That laugh from the audience :D !

[@itskunaltanwar]

1:20 her smile

[@MrALenCar321]

My dad used me as a football when I was kid. He did stop hitting as I got older around 16-17.

[@meh1542]

sad. I hope u got a better life now ❤️

[@DrMateen36]

Its good to see that the crowd loves him. You can almost see the happiness on his face :)

[@salehalaayed6825]

Saudi parents used to tell their kids teachers, "You have the flesh, I have the bone." That basically means a broken limb was possible.

[@hotxhotguy]

That's just fucked up. Only parents are allowed to punished you. That will fuck any child up.

[@salehalaayed6825]

More about respecting your superior rather than punishment. Don't forget to factor in cultural differences.

[@roaaoverthinks]

relatable (Egyptian)

[@salehalaayed6825]

@@monster17368 it was a saying, used mainly for intimidation more than anything else.

[@zlak2306]

“Somebody gonna get hurt real bad!”

[@bjornarselboskar1766]

I love that sentence😂

[@aman25ta]

a hurt*

[@impermanence5206]

Asian kids are more disciplined than whites cuz the way they have been grinned growing, from respecting elders to their teachers. Especially when Indian kids see their teachers, it’s natural instinct to bow and respect. Trust me I am not even Indian. I used to have Indian friends back then. But god they were really miser. That’s how they have been brought up by their parents I guess.

[@divineray7822]

No . They were probably in a country with a high currency value difference.

[@Onlichka]

Proverbs 23:13-14 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die. If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.

[@hussainnazif724]

Onlichka same as us beating ur child tym to tym is lyk watering a tree. well it's harsh but sme tym parents have to cruel to be kind

[@j.marston]

hussain nazif Why the hell are you spelling like that?

[@hussainnazif724]

Altäir Ibn-La'Ahad just understand wat iam saying brother spelling can be mistaken while info cannot

[@j.marston]

hussain nazif Alright mate.

[@ronniesamdesantos]

True

[@AndreMusic2000]

I Laugh out loud everytime I watch "Outsourced".One of the best live concerts by Russel

[@heheboiii6285]

Indian here. Without the beating,I could never imagine an amazing childhood.

[@heheboiii3566]

Yep

[@tenzinkunga_]

I felt that “u have a room” because since 11 I slept on the couch next to my parents bed that was suppose to be the living room, a holy part or the house, and both of our rooms. (I’m 12 Turning 13 in a couple days)

[@weeby6540]

I’m legit 15 and I still have to sleep in the living room with my parents man 😂💀 Relatable

[@lilfootg]

i watched all his stand Up like 3 times i love his jokes they never get old hahaha

[@usdsyr]

I felt myself like I was sitting in that concert. Thanks Russel for nicely spent my 7,42 minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 in my culture we also treat our kids same way.

[@peanutthenut1920]

The you got a room part is too true 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼 I’m here sleeping on the couch it’s always awkward when people ask where’s your room 😬

[@tylerjordan2412]

I got beat with... clothes hangers, slippers, belts, wooden spoons, ropes, charges, sticks 😭

[@aliaoun4521]

You forgot tables 😂😂

[@AJ-uh2ik]

Jeezus sounds like spring cleaning 😅

[@diagonalley8906]

tyler jordan Asian parents use all that

[@Uzodesign]

The worst things to get beat with are electric cords and the leather whip used to drive livestock. The kind that wraps around what it hits.

[@marlanaedwards5296]

Aww! I am so sorry about that Tyler. I totally hope those terrible moments didn't damage you any kind of way.

[@theentertainment7356]

That mexican attitude kills me man i keep on replay that part...Mira!!!😂😂😂

[@IAMTHEIC3MAN]

I feel like the only white guy who got beat as a kid. Literally, someone called CPS when I was 14 because I mentioned my dad smacked me for swearing. It was the funniest shit.

[@sherethadaniels9545]

Lol!!!😂😂

[@SilencedJeager6]

My parents never laid a hand on me. Didn't have to. Dad was in the Navy for 23 years and really knew how to use his voice. All he had to do was use that voice and I would instantly fall back in line.

[@mella8978]

Respect to your father unfortunately most parents use violence because they don't know how to use their voice or to let out their emotions on kids and call it "discipline" (yes even white parents not saying that all). It sucks how violence is normalized

[@THE_MC707]

Big Salute to u buddy ❤️. Moroccans are watching your shows. It's So hilarious 👌

[@therock9336]

I had the the word “MÉXICO” inprinted all over My back after a splendid beating with the belt

[@kartchner7]

Hah! I remember my dads name on my backside from his leather embossed belt!

[@okhan_roudbaraki]

That’s exactly me when I was hanging around with my Arab friends in school. I’m Persian but I’ve never been beaten by my parents and they were all talking about how they got beaten by their parents and talking about it like they enjoyed it and I was like nah my parents never beat me sadly I missed this delightful opportunity in my life and they were all thinking that I’m lying. I could see that in their faces lol

[@shaileshrana7165]

THIS introduced me to standup comedy. Love this!

[@21stcenturystops59]

My grandfather was beaten with thorny sticks. My grandfather was beaten just because he had a face. He's a wonderful man today.

[@ayeshfernando894]

hapy new year russel you are the best !!

[@Com3tcandi]

I was talking to one of my white friends and he said that whoopings were abuse....I almost died laughing guys-

[@Uzodesign]

Yea, lol soft American culture. No wonder the littlest thing triggers them ESPECIALLY the women. You start speaking passionately to them and they claim you yelled at them, smh.

[@justinfilipovic8939]

@@Uzodesign The funny thing about what you said is that I know a woman like that but she's a violent callous person who often used to slap her son when he was little sometimes for practically no reason. The fact of the matter is that not all violent people are tough somebody can be a brute and also a wimp

[@Saira124]

@@Uzodesign It is like calling rape victims soft.

[@Lasu_X]

For me, the best parts are when he mimics his dad :D. Awesome.

[@boobose5178]

I some how feel you love and miss him alot ......on a honest and serious note sir.Tc and stay blessed.

[@leiladekwatro3147]

I got sent to my room... You have a room?! LMAO

[@cupcak877]

Mexicans over here LA CHANCLAAAAAA

[@cocopuffs64]

La chancla! Moo! La chancla! Moo! La chancla! Moo! La misma chancla!!!!!

[@angelicacole1467]

🙌🙌🙌

[@cathleenrocco4804]

I'm Italian-Irish. When I was 20, my Italian father slapped me across the face for saying something disrespectful to him. I have one child, a son, and taught him to be empathic and to be respectful towards all people regardless of gender, sexual orientation (his best friend in HS is trans), races, religions, nationalities, etc., but I never hit him. Not entirely sure that was the right call. He's respectful to everyone except me. A little bit of fear when he was younger might have made it easier to discipline him when he was older.

[@blackmamba9950]

You are a good parent. Hitting your child instills fear, explaining to them why it's wrong is better in the long run is better

[@onlypencil]

​@@blackmamba9950 it's not fear of the parent,it's fear of the consequences. As long as there is love to balance the discipline,the fear will always be from the consequence of not following the rules, disrespect or anything that needs that kind of discipline. Of course you don't spank them for everything,only when every other option has failed.

[@zeroChannelJJ]

1:21 that women be haunting my dreams when i was 17... And im 28 now. Geeze!

[@kakstin]

Not a fan of corporal punishment generally, but maybe with some kids there's no other choice. Hell, I wasn't spanked more than a few times in my life, and never past age 5/6, but I wouldn't have dreamed of calling my mom a bitch.

[@parasmishra5074]

1:22 So beautiful

[@khalidalmohaimed7633]

I’ve seen this video a hundred times and can’t get enough of it

[@TRDGE]

Years later and this doesn't get old haha 😂

[@bekaanderson5122]

My name is Beka. I'm a Chonkla Survivor.

[@t.jnunnally6750]

I love his father saying "Somebody gonna get hurt really bad."

[@vivekkashyap5282]

i bloody well hope you heard me fall down clapping my hands in laughter, Mr.Russel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SioneToki]

One of my all-time favorite bits-

[@binali3976]

My favorite comedian 👍🏼

[@iiragequitt]

Dude as an Egyptian getting beaten was a part of my daily routine untill i became like 16😂

[@johnnysilva2994]

hey dude! i´m from brazil and i´m just sitting here watchin your videos and laughing out loud.

[@divineray7822]

This comment section feels so good. Like almost all kids all over the world have solidarity over this except Americans and Canadians and some Europeans. I'm an Indian , I often got beat bcz I didn't eat healthy food or just any food and wasn't getting fat n tall. My parents took that as a personal insult and beat me. It ended around 10.

[@ajtatskie1530]

My mom's scarier than my dad, me and my sister just laugh about what we experienced😂

[@20_vibhavchavan16]

1:22 sooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeee

[@ilhamberberlady7417]

Vibhav Chavan ahahah

[@karrazy241193hot]

shit...1 yr late... she's damn fine bruh!

[@ronnied.978]

Get a life

[@perrierincalifornicatin9442]

this is the best ever 😂😂🤣👏🏼

[@reine.masque4593]

I’m white, this is hilarious! He’s right about a lot of white parents not beating their kids. But not me, I got the flip flop, the pillow, and the belt, one time even a stick 😂

[@divineray7822]

What kind of white are you ?

[@dicey8928]

I got my hair pulled and ripped up from the back of my head every day and slapped and called ginger Bastard but sometimes she would decide to beat us 4 kids with a belt or dog chain ⛓ wasn't too bad I suppose 🙃😅

[@dangercat9188]

As a Hispanic (not mexican though), it was always the chancla (flip flop), a belt or an open hand that would leave a print on ny skin for 5 minutes lol.