"Go Nicely" | Russell Peters - The Green Card Tour

Indian parents always want to know what happens in the bathroom! Here's a clip from my 2011 special, "The Green Card Tour."
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[@say_hello_to_my_little_friend]

he actually had tears in his eyes at the end when he said that line. I miss my dad too Russell.

[@richmandudyt2925]

Yeah? What second? Like reply the time.

[@tanujgodara1243]

@@richmandudyt2925 4:59 my guy. Pause it. You will see it in his eyes

[@swastikadas8357]

Yeah , and his voice trembled too.

[@aamit6211]

And the huge crowd pop that followed, should’ve been enough for his Dad to feel the pride sitting in heaven.

[@maanasravishankar5465]

Rip

[@BangMaster96]

Damn, Russell uses stories with his Dad in a lot of his stand up. It goes to show that he was very close to his father, look at Russel at the end of the video, he got tears in his eyes when he was mimicking his dad. He misses his Dad even after all these years, btw, his dad passed away in 2004.

[@TheGreenPoncle]

Not only that but his voice became a bit unstable

[@OfficialAnarchyz]

@@TheGreenPoncle OmFG He ALmOsT cRiED aT hiS oWN CoMedY SHow EPIC REACTION WENT VIRAL WENT WRONG IN THE HOOD UNBELIEVABLE

[@TheGreenPoncle]

@@OfficialAnarchyz ok? lol what's up with you?

[@jetnut89]

His impression of his dad is my favorite voice he does because he does it with so much enthusiasm and you can tell he works hard to get all the nuances of dad down. In my opinion he does generic Indian accent and his dad, the latter vastly superior.

[@babla69420]

@@TheGreenPoncle ok bomer

[@user-zo4vk1tu5u]

4:57 when he said this line , he remembered his father 💔 , tears r obvious

[@tahirasultan8280]

حسام الحربي aw yes I noticed

[@jetnut89]

This man must have been incredibly close to his father. A lot of his material is based of stories with his Dad. حسام الحربي

[@alexsimare]

I didn't notice bcoz laughing so much.

[@Fadelatmurshidsyahi]

Nothing

[@CyberEJ]

It was like him doing a tribute and doing a throwback to one of his first acts at the same time

[@ongp9209]

If you flush it, somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

ong p lol omg good one!! 😂😂😂

[@asmartistenthusiast3469]

ong p I think you know him very well

[@mohammedmohsin498]

You have used all the daily happening in your standup....and that's amazing bro.... keep it up....✌

[@TheNuclearPhysician]

Lol

[@leonbacchus5235]

Amazing way to end a show

[@bojed]

"Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad". 10 years apart and this joke is still relevant LOL!

[@nafri2823]

bojed and he was almost crying during saying that line. Remembering his dad

[@abhishekhegde3913]

"You're a grandpoo!" This gets me everytime 🤣

[@sandeepsevkani3829]

somebody got shed of tear in his eye at 4:58 Mr +Russell Peters

[@forestnraindeers3690]

Cuz he's not blinking

[@OfficialAnarchyz]

OmFG He ALmOsT cRiED aT hiS oWN CoMedY SHow EPIC REACTION WENT VIRAL WENT WRONG IN THE HOOD UNBELIEVABLE

[@MalcolmX.]

I didn't know that his father passed away.

[@SU-in2uz]

Malcolm X his father passed away in 2004.

[@MrBrownnn696]

I watched a video about his dad I cried

[@helbertremo6747]

Malcolm X of course you wont know, are you close?

[@Surendran69]

@@helbertremo6747 LOL

[@MalcolmX.]

@@SU-in2uz Thank you buddy

[@Honesty_Rules]

He got emotional at end, he miss his dad , anyone notice watery eyes at end of clip .

[@suraj-op2bx]

Honesty Rules yah i did

[@cookiedough9714]

Why can't he see him

[@OfficialAnarchyz]

OmFG He ALmOsT cRiED aT hiS oWN CoMedY SHow EPIC REACTION WENT VIRAL WENT WRONG IN THE HOOD UNBELIEVABLE

[@hannesp3493]

@@cookiedough9714 ‘Towards the end of my dad’s life, he got very sick’ might be an indicator

[@Sarvascents]

Sir Russell If you are reading this Let me tell you you are the funniest standup comedian ever I dont remember last time i laughed so much

[@noway464]

this was the hardest I ever remember laughing. I probably didn't breath for about 90 secs

[@karthikj2240]

Varun Arya No Louis CK is the best

[@mathewmaheo4806]

Sir

[@ahypernova]

Thomas Micheal, please do keep spending hours to remember every word that you consider "smart" and adding them to your comment to look cool to 10 year olds, it's a very nice way to spend your time for someone of your age. Also, you must be one of many turds that swims in the indian ocean right now, because that's about the only thing in this world that would defend an indian - something that came out of their ass. And by the way, the only thing my mother or father would have done if they ever saw this comment reply section would be to facepalm while reading your cringy comment.

[@ritzkashyap8288]

Thomas Micheal Salute, brother

[@jedskulls4295]

"Some body is gonna hurt real bad!!" This is a loop joke. Love it Laugh on it every time it cames.

[@japanadian879]

I'm watching this while doing a big job. I'm going nicely.

[@mira4529]

i was eating.

[@thelogicless9040]

Fatin Amirah haahha....vo vomit it or not?

[@parabina]

Fatin Amirah not you're not. stop lying.

[@mira4529]

phpsmart dotinfo no kidding 🙄🙄 i usually eat while watching videos

[@DeepForestRex]

Fatin Amirah So do I

[@FATIH2688]

you red the title and clicked on it! ... i think u purposely went to grab food while listening to it lol

[@paulhustler2717]

I also miss my dad..he was my only friend in this world.

[@reple489]

At the end you could see tears in his eyes remembering his dad.

[@microprogamer2756]

Who else is listening while scrolling the comments?!

[@thewhitewolf3089]

MicroProGamer I do that all the time

[@bipbopbipbop3069]

ADD

[@ShinazMohamedAli]

Exactly..

[@meypinto1401]

MicroProGamer 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@pranavsuresh8275]

You

[@phillipnoetzel8846]

The world would be far better off with more people like Mr. Peters.

[@proscruxtj4693]

the end though.. brings back memories.. :")

[@ninadachrekar7215]

4:57 those tears in his eyes are obvious 😢

[@suraj-op2bx]

Blink if you think i'm awesome i literally cried... Coz my dad never loved us...

[@maanasravishankar5465]

Rip

[@tietosanakirja]

For some reason, wathing this, I feel like the world is one happy family.

[@surbhitmathur6484]

somebody gonna get hurt really bad 😂😂😂 made my day...super funny...nd the poop...like a cobra..omg! ROFL

[@foolslayer9416]

It was coiling in the toilet. Coiling!

[@xXxjxXx-ww3et]

You could see the tear in his eyes at the end :((( I wanted to hug him really bad

[@robbygarza7477]

Always like that line, "somebody gonna get hurt real bad" but i feel sad when i saw his tear 😢.

[@t-bagbagwell1327]

He misses his dad to the point he had eyes full of tears

[@kathkopong7870]

Dont flush it your brother not home... omfg, i am done!!!

[@accobra4161]

This guy is like the best comedian ever. I swear it's been a solid year since I laughed so hard.

[@rickyhineman4124]

I love how he always brings back bits and pieces of previous shows ... like the "take it and go" (from the same show, different clip) and the last line, if you've been watching him for a long time you'll remember and it just makes it funnier lol

[@MrEpicFaceFilms]

"A nice shit", so every time i have indian foo

[@boricuadetorontocanada]

Russell, I am Latino born in Toronto, raised in Brampton and I now live in Mississauga; ALL of your jokes are the best, you are the funniest hands down. Bendición

[@MrSmart-KSA]

@2:05 that sentence really clicked with me.. really guys we men dedicate our days for our family and fight a war in the aggressive world each and every day and forget to take care of the most important person .. ourselves.. Please friends take care of yourself and especially mental and physical health.. stay strong warriors

[@dominicjose3660]

I cried laughing when his dad described the shit...each sentence of description...it just got better and better...

[@HRHBoof]

Russell really knocks it outta the park when he talks about his Dad. Those are my favorite moments in his sets. Thank you for letting us get to know your dad and for keeping his spirit alive. He's now with us all. Yaaaaay!!!!!

[@jj_zerozero]

the classic Somebody Gonna Get A Hurt Real Bad XD

[@deborasmith2229]

I have been watching him for over five years now this man is phenomenal he is so funny

[@marryson123]

I was drinking a cup of coffee 2 seconds ago. Now I am wiping my spills on my keyboard and the monitor......

[@chrisbushman5176]

I always have a good day after listening to this natural born funny man...😆

[@AngyNags]

Well this guy is pure genius! The way he constructs his whole gig is just magical!!!

[@abdulrahmanarafat5296]

The last line was and still our favourite line ever

[@safealaswas2001]

" It's peeking out like the head of a cobra " xD

[@A.nasierkhan]

*Sticking

[@mhaw7557]

Filipino fan here i watched your videos more than a couple of times because they always make me happy. Keep up the good work dude!

[@jonm2522]

what a legend, there should be more laughter everywhere.

[@vipulrawat4420]

that was AWSOME , REALY YOU ARE BEST STAND UP COMEDIAN .

[@aidiaa]

This will never get old 😂

[@shibainu1291]

Always like that line, "somebody gonna get hurt real bad" but i feel sad when i saw his tear 😢.

[@thantimalondaf7025]

I never laughed so hard hard like I did watching all his stand up comedy performances ... Awsome 👍👍👍👍👍

[@TheArchmage100]

He had tears in his eyes when said the famous words "Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad".

[@danieldavid3160]

Russel? Thank you so very much for sharing your humour with all of us around the world!

[@lightningandodinify]

😢 It's very cute how much he loves his dad.

[@juliaho1999]

I'm eating my dinner and the udon looks like coil 😭😭😭

[@MjMori4444]

🤣🤣

[@BhupinderSingh-xg3fm]

Lots of love from india. You are amazing.

[@siskafransiska641]

oh my god, i actually laugh until my eyes are watery!!! been so long havent laugh this good. thanks Sir!!! you are the best

[@kaipahlow5483]

oh my good. I have never laughed so hard while watching a youtube video!! GREAT WORK!

[@anamikachowdhury5182]

this is called stand up cheers bro..u r gold

[@jamisa3668]

I'm no where near 80 and I already had countless great stories in the toilet. 4 great stories every week.

[@comettamer]

"Its sticking out like the head of a cobra." (Typed while still lughing and with eyes tearing up)

[@abhayawasthi9345]

4:57 he is broken 💔

[@organicgrow4440]

3:12 I feel that almost every summer when I eat lots of summer sweet fruits such as peaches & other fruits every day throughout the summer. You feel awesome after a big job when you've had fruits/water regularly.

[@Skovorodnikof]

Last part of this was historical, did not remember I laughed that hard in couple weeks lol

[@yk100]

"Phenomenal shits"

[@a3z1Ensan]

I think this one was in Brisbane Australia, i never forget that night, luv u Russell

[@arielcanadagroupcomnitzavi8837]

He loved a lot his father , he saw his tears

[@MrFluffy6184]

Uncontrollable laughter😂😂😂😂😂

[@aditid25]

"go nicely" my mom said it n i say it to my kids😂

[@TheMediaBrandTV]

aditid25 what does it mean?

[@govindraghavan9493]

@@TheMediaBrandTV Literally no one knows but every indian parent says it regardless.

[@bexer2172]

@@TheMediaBrandTV in Hindi we say to the kids "ache se jana" or "dhyan se jana" which means go nicely go lol in Hindi it does make sense in English it just sounds stupid

[@arnoldmartin1666]

Loved the ending.

[@Gfors85]

-"...This is Guinness world records office, how may I help you?"

[@kaiyoung7326]

That ending was so iconic 😂😂👏👏

[@naraminali8715]

love ur reactions with u n ur dad LMFAO

[@TheLegend-zd4mb]

Russell Peter's, Gabriel Iglesias, Ralphie May, and Jeff Ross will always be my favorite comedians.

[@Joshuar9065]

I've never found bathroom jokes to be funny but this bit Is fucking hilarious. Russell Peters is among the best.

[@davepulical8448]

gr8 ending to a gr8 show

[@MO-ym8oh]

You are the funniest guy I've ever seen!! ALL of my Indians friends are obsessed with their poop!! It's so funny.

[@anilutkulu]

You are great man! Brilliant! All the best from Turkey!

[@rawatdeepesh]

omg this was freaking awesome

[@anishasrikar4996]

Oh my god, this is so true. Extremely relatable and I was laughing so hard that I have a cold now lol. My parents and I are so gross that we can talk about our digestive issues while we're eating dinner. Yeah, well. I don't know if it's an Indian thing (I have a feeling it is) but yeah we do. To end this I'm only going to say that you, Russell Peters, are mine and my's dad absolute favourite stand up comedian. Thanks for making our day!

[@CAAnchalBatra]

Anisha Srikar OMG yes this is an Indian thing... but all the time my parents start this topic.. I m out of the room... far away... like really far... no I m not listening to this !

[@anishasrikar4996]

Anchal Batra Lmao that is hilarious. Pretty much the same thing happens in the house. I'm always an unwilling participant too. But at least we're well unabashedly unashamed and not uncomfortable with these things lol.

[@CAAnchalBatra]

Anisha Srikar exactly 👦

[@aditid25]

omg i thought only my dad n uncles did it but it definately seems like an indian thing😂😂

[@anishasrikar4996]

aditid25 Glad to know my fam isn't alone lol

[@foolslayer9416]

4:23 I never knew I would laugh so hard at a poop joke! 🤣

[@devendra_c]

Russell, u md ur dad a Legend.. 💐💐💐💐💐

[@LadyVoldemort]

*It was coiling in the toilet, COILING!!!* I was laughing so hard watching this in the toilet I think my parents got a little bit worry. 😂😂😂😂😂💩

[@jaydekonah]

love how his humor bypasses cultural stigma

[@falconloverxxxxxx2936]

Russell :- Makes fart noise. Subtitles :- Blows raspberry.

[@ranaparmar2513]

You are just best Russell ......

[@virajratnayale3774]

The ending was amazing.

[@suraj-op2bx]

Thanx Russell Papa ji for raising such an amazing kid..who make everyone laugh

[@mr.terence1262]

1:40 Russell doing his best impression of Jerry Seinfeld.

[@bigkhan6904]

Saw him 2nite....Rommy T's in Pleasanton.....great show!!!!! I've seen everyone from Pryor to Murphy... Witherspoon..to Mike Epps.. Robert Shimmel. This dude shook my hand as he got off stage and boned out inna 100 thousand dollar Pourshe.... thru up the duce....

[@jeffrinesavio3970]

I laughed my ass off in the end 😂😂😂... fucking hilarious

[@Ninja-ty4lw]

My parents do that too and I am Dutch XD

[@gabbar51ngh]

Ninja LMAO I am Indian and my parents never did that.

[@maiwandpainda1815]

So your are Indian 😂😂😂

[@mlhj3055]

🌻'go nicely' THAT IS SOOOO TRUE!!😂🌻

[@kolkatarocksasb]

top notch clip

[@neuroticmustang3090]

Loving the outro music

[@visharadrawat977]

That ending bro 😂🙌

[@p.d.9045]

THIS WAS REALLY BAD LAUGHED a lot Thank you

[@saxenas]

that "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" is for life now lol

[@Heropero1]

“Blow up in the toilet “ my Arab friends i literally didnt mean kaboom 😂😂

[@madhurasarkar4983]

Hey! Please visit Calcutta. We would love to attend your shows

[@beeebz1192]

The ending though

[@AshwiniSharma]

you are the best. the king of the world. the goat. no one can beat you man....just amazing. so good even after 10 fucking years.

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Ashwini Sharma tell the haters that! They can't even take a joke at all. *high fives* 💖💖

[@TheRealMikeWilly]

The best video to watch while sitting on the toilet and releasing your own

[@lookitsaweeb3730]

This just made my day!!+🤣

[@dontflamingo]

Sir.. .Mr Russel. ....If u see this .lemme tell u I'm ur biggest fan..and p.s.ur the best stand up comedian ever

[@insaini87]

Legendary

[@pldsouza5095]

at 5.00 his voice changed and tears came out of his eyes, remembering his dad