Ep. 150 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@MyNamesNotCraig2]

“Skinning someone alive-“ “WOAWOAWOAWOAWOAH THATS ONLINE?!” “Draft kings!”

[@dilly_bones2147]

Imagine if Bert worked out as much as he talked about working out. He'd be jacked!

[@xxCD7xx]

Imagine he also drank as much as he says he drinks...

[@Ruckus333]

@@xxCD7xx oh he does drink as much as he says for sure! Lol 💞 🤌 🤌 🤌 💞

[@vadr6383]

He is jacked. His medical records say he's flawless. So he just needs to relax on his heavy drinking/ eating

[@bigbusiness87business2]

Fr, can we be over it yet. It’s So boring hearing about it every episode.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@JP-qw3rv]

Love how Tom does impressions of his sons. Uhhmazing.

[@gobengals8804]

Uhhh Hundred percent

[@GlacierSound]

YUP

[@ricciardilol4406]

*Click click* uhh-hundred percent

[@m.naja148]

I love Tom and think his impressions are funny, but for real though… his sons sound like devil spawn. I hope he’s exaggerating on some of the stories 🫣

[@JP-qw3rv]

@@caspay21 post the video

[@garrettsaulnier2651]

Tom is such a psychopath with no emotions and bert is such an emotional goofball they’re the perfect pair.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@T25de]

Wasn’t goin to thumbs up… but it had 68

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

HE'S NOT PSYCHO!!!! ....He's just a little bit misunderstood.

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

@@T25de Nimitz, bro?

[@wyatthale555]

@@ItzMalick too many people in that game bruh. Find another niche, trust me. Super unoriginal

[@identified_Vibe]

Love how Bert thinks he hasn’t told us his trainer is also Tom Cruise’s trainer lol

[@ZenoSama_]

Prime Bert

[@identified_Vibe]

@Quentin Hapsburg Bert is secretly the real reason why Tom is so successful and motivated 😱

[@srhkid4life420]

I was thinking it's the rock.

[@genore1993]

I think its the rock. BEcause of how weird he got around the sports. The Rock owns or runs the XFL.

[@mhabyur]

Yeah when he said initials I started running through list, TC made sense

[@Stzit]

Tom's a saint. I couldn't handle being interrupted by Bert as much as him, without eventually blowing up on mic.

[@danschillin8558]

Dude, I'd lose my fuckin mind. He's a trampler, still love him though.

[@jackcorrigan6258]

42:42 actually made me angry

[@cabozca]

The best is when Bert interrupts Tom and then interrupts himself mid interruption. Meta AF

[@ItzMalick]

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[@carte0000blanche]

Bs fucking lost it.... he needs to sort his life out.

[@loodiksa]

Another great Monday with Bart Chrysler and Tim Sangria ❤

[@kaptainkool408]

Burnt Krispers and Ken Seagulla are the best!!

[@antinsanwo]

Bort chrisner and Tim seagal

[@rafaelsoares8361]

Im Tim Khrisler he's Burnt Segura 🎶🎶

[@sasogorelick]

Burnt Chrysler and Tim Segundo are the best

[@juice6199]

Butt Crackner and Thumb Sugma

[@dracko6919]

Bert: “I think I love being gay so much” **cuts to commercial** Tom: “Have u ever heard of Policy Genius?” This fuckers have mastered the art of editing into comedy

[@fffraaankkk]

💯🌮✂️

[@robusto7735]

HAHA!!!! So true!!!!!!

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@fishgangstaytps2691]

I don't think even specifically gay podcasts would talk about being gay and gay sex as much as these two...

[@SB-se7vb]

The skinning alive cut was even funnier to me personally.

[@ExceLvG]

It’s not the same without Nadav’s howls in the back EDIT: Cackling, my apologies

[@isSaviorr]

Thank god

[@GlacierSound]

YUP

[@inamabbas1807]

Yeah, so much better now

[@flangecorp9789]

Rip J word.

[@freezarulesyou7603]

It just feels lesser when I can't hear that J laughing like he found a penny on the sidewalk.

[@juice6199]

Bert on Somethings Burning recently: "I just did blood work, everything's perfect" Also Bert on that same episode: "I've had the shakes all morning, I need a drink really bad."

[@al1016]

I don't think Bert knows that you can have liver function tests that appear fine and healthy at many stages of liver disease. What he needs is a ct scan or an ultrasound scan, to measure the stiffness of the liver. Which will show scarring inside the liver.

[@ChichiNaka]

He has panic attacks and starts shaking if he doesn't drink for 12 hours

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

Having the shakes is 1 of the worse feelings Especially having them in the mornings😖😖😖 i wouldn't even eat breakfast, just straight beer or tequila

[@juice6199]

@@BUKWulfSh0tnever had them but I have definitely drank my fair share, like everyday for 3 years but I normally don't drink until after 4-5pm and the most ill drink is like 6-7 beers or a bottle of wine

[@gingerroot8802]

He needs help bad. Them turning it into a joke is going to look awful when he has a big stroke or heart attack. No one has ever told him he needs to stop drinking.. Enabling drunks is the worst thing you can do.

[@tyler4418]

I've been singing little songs to my son since he was a baby. He's 5 now, and when I start to sing, he yells out "No singing!" but with a laugh.

[@drizzy0712]

So you continue singing right?!?

[@tyler4418]

@@drizzy0712 usually, he laughs cuz he knows I'm fucking with him, I make a thing out of it. But I'll stop if I can see he's tired and really not in the mood.

[@dropdeadkassie307]

My son is the same age and does the same thing I do it to him in the grocery store

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ryankotack]

Tim - "the heaviest I've ever seen on a scale was--" Brent - "oooooo, look at push!"

[@ilikmlow6900]

“I love being gay so much We pay hundreds of dollars a month.....” bravo to whoever is placing the ads 👌🏻👍🏻

[@cavemanvi]

If you’re in a frat you’re straight up gay. No if ands or buttholes about it.

[@MegaGREEKBOI]

Saw this after I posted the same thing hahaha

[@Blackstamos]

Did you come up with that yourself or did you steal it from the show?

[@mikemikemike123]

“Skinning someone alive…. The football season has kicked off” 🤣🤣

[@Blackstamos]

@@mikemikemike123 That's a good one. Kudos

[@The1stMotion]

Bart channeling his inner Will Ferrell Elf impression when he sings his regular conversations

[@ItzMalick]

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[@caseymitchell6499]

Bert should be required to watch 2 girls 1 cup on the show since the show’s name is based on it. Only seems fair.

[@tompowers1308]

I have no idea how the hell it took reading this comment, after YEARS to realize that is where the name comes from

[@ItzMalick]

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[@diggysoze2897]

@@ItzMalick if that’s true, let’s see your creators license.

[@edenzero8064]

I second this

[@AzBeautyFull]

Tom: its just the screaming i like Everyone: we know tom... you psycho

[@ItzMalick]

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[@fishgangstaytps2691]

no wonder he likes Burnt😁

[@dac554]

150 episodes? That’s 300 gallon of Kool-aid 150 bottles of Tito’s 6000 “uh-mazing” 75 falls out of chairs ….

[@TaylorHomeCare]

1hundreddd percent

[@ItzMalick]

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[@mmedrano8334]

That's 7,500 girl push-ups.

[@adamlowe8677]

I love the fact that every other day or so there's a new ymh podcast.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@J-Mac8]

I’m with Bert on not wanting to see certain shit. Absolutely right you can’t unsee it!!

[@maybeaspider3456]

Tom would get a kick out of the cartel video of the guy with no skin on his face being tortured by his captors, or the one of the uncle and nephew getting cut up alive with a chainsaw. ISIS videos are good too, much better production value on some of them

[@ItzMalick]

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[@willmichael7992]

@@ItzMalick I respect the grind but quit dropping this reply on every single comment. IF you’re gonna do that, at least target the right audience for your content, bc anyone watching Two Bears One Cave is not gonna care about the videos you post.

[@RonJOlsonJr]

I watched the last ymh 8. I stopped right before the heavy segment at the end. The next day I was like...I paid for it I should watch it. I really wish I had NOT. There was some really messed up stuff. I long for the days of the guy getting hit by the car and screaming. Tim Dillion was worth the $10 as a guest.

[@commandingsteel]

i've seen some stuff on the dark web that's still burned into my memory...

[@laurenclark1304]

I would be so bummed if they stopped doing the gifts - I genuinely love when they do the gift exchange

[@maybeaspider3456]

I like how much it upsets their wives more than anything else

[@ItzMalick]

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[@boagski]

It got old real fast

[@redbadgeofcourage98]

Imagine the whole YMH gang (including Bert and Dr. Drew) singing a full choral rendition of Nadav is Googling the next time Paddy fucks something up. I would pay to watch that 🤣

[@RDSwords]

They should do a "We Are the World" type production of "Nadav is Googling" with all their comedian/famous friends

[@RandomGlow444]

@@RDSwords ready for this

[@DrewMANIC]

Or just drew doing it opera style. He's legit with that. Pretty crazy to hear.

[@hoondagang4919]

…………..fuck no……who the fuck would want to even hear that shit…..rather eat dog shit alone in a closet….

[@Mr.Cloud96]

Danny Brown does the rap in the middle

[@Hungryhipoe]

When Bart said “pull up women’s volleyball outfits” he sounded exactly like Garth when he says “yeah I really like that”

[@ItzMalick]

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[@johnvaresio9666]

Tom and Bart should compete to see which of their Bday presents to each other makes the other tear up more from the amount of thoughtfulness

[@jenniferdennis6465]

Great idea

[@seriannachan]

I love when Tom says his son says he hates him

[@jacobchapman9803]

I fucking love when he tells people about Hank 3. Maybe it'll bring him out of the woods for the first time in 10 years lol. He briefly mentioned him on Rogan I wish they would have spent an hour lol

[@infinitytme676]

Hank the third is amazing lol

[@Beunibster]

@@infinitytme676 It's Hank 3 now

[@Cloudroth]

Hank 3 is the man! 🤘

[@ItzMalick]

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[@MyNamesNotCraig2]

Tom and his friends stepping in and saying no to that situation in college is so good especially for the time it happened

[@lostsoul2184]

I love you guys a lot. You bring a lot of joy to the world

[@ItzMalick]

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[@dieseIboy]

Brent’s interruptions were on another level this podcast….no idea how Tom does it every week.

[@TheChaneaux]

Halston showing that game show clip is equivalent to Enny saying “hot sauce is the best”

[@alafawnduh_eg]

HoT SaUcE iS tHe BeSt -Tom Segura

[@Torqueyeel]

He was really trying to get them to change topic 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Jerrid_86]

@@ItzMalick bro stop begging its embarrassing

[@pedigocaitlin]

Damn Tom looks AMAZING! I've always thought he was a bear, but holy shit he is looking So. So. Sooooo good!! It is hilarious listening to Bert talk about working out and health while sitting across from Tom. 🤣 Keep up the hard work Tommy, you are killing it.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@idontknowmuch3441]

@@ItzMalick what’s your point

[@christopher152]

That's some low standards you got. He's fat and bald.

[@octaviorodriguez6895]

Tom knowing who suga free is hilarious to me lol.

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Tom the Big P’

[@danielocean3699]

He’s a legit hip hop fan. Not just now because it’s mainstream

[@octaviorodriguez6895]

@@danielocean3699 I know that but even the people who like the more underground stuff don't know who suga free is let alone listen to his music. Pimp music is something else lol

[@parithian8462]

@@danielocean3699 I love people rhyming about how cool they are. It sometimes makes me feel cool too, and I can pretend that means it's good music

[@ItzMalick]

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[@nuclearpasta1850]

16:03 that cut to commercial was gold loll

[@benking9728]

Gotta get it going bud

[@Wnick56]

When you’re featherin it, brother

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Js-hu5cm]

Listening to Tom talk about his boys is literally the best. He is the funniest comic I swear

[@cdizzy42069]

Hank 3 is dope as fuck, shout out to Bert for knowing the genius!

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@robertb5359]

it mustve been them pills he took

[@bnbcraft6666]

Hell yeah 🤘

[@MatthewLKemper]

shoutout to bert and tom for the best podcast ever!

[@cassierussell6281]

The guy being backed up on by the car gets me every. single. time. xD

[@mistersc2tt]

Draft kings thank you so much I’ve never needed an ad more in my life

[@gooseguastella6644]

Bert forgot that he told another podcast that his trainer worked with The Rock. That's the A.D.D. kicking in. So funny.

[@renaroronoa9399]

Alcohol makes it harder to make memories..

[@ItzMalick]

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[@jaysonofgigachad9795]

Bert is a Hank lll fan! Massive respect for Bert gained.

[@seankelly5427]

I just wish he remembered that AssJack was the name of III's other band... or that his country is really a tribute to is Grandpa (aka Hank I). Big fan of Hank III and saw him once in San Francisco. There were some women from CA's central valley (Fresno, etc) that could/would have beaten me up too! Great f'n show though!

[@bnbcraft6666]

I read about it on saving country music and I had to find it, I'm a huge hank3 fan but unfortunately he can't tour anymore and I became a fan 2 years ago and he stopped touring in 2014 because he lost the house he was renting which was his base of operations

[@93Nfinite]

Every time Tom starts talking about something I’m interested in Bart goes on a 5 minute rant

[@ItzMalick]

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[@mooddisorderunspecified4258]

Bert is an unstoppable dingus and papa Tom watches over him. I can appreciate the bear dynamic in the cave.

[@luvdosbux]

Bart Chrysler gets old for me real quick these days!! One HHHHHHHUndred Percent! God Bless Tom for putting up with this man child!

[@iansanford8369]

Then don’t watch the show…. Bert is 50% of it, so just leave. Don’t worry, we won’t miss you

[@DrCommaBarber]

Brent saying he didn't "like" the hug while smiling so gleefully 😆 its ok Bruce, be who you are!

[@sterlingk20_ctr39]

About to go whip up a 64oz kool aid (red of course) and get the day started right a HUNDRED persen

[@GlacierSound]

YUP

[@ntutino1980]

@C_ stop it that’s enough

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ilikmlow6900]

“Skinning people alive, woh woh woh thats online The football season has kicked off...” This episode is the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂😂

[@Pnda4500]

Bert pulling out the reading glasses tho 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@jakeyboy6669]

This is how this podcast works… Bert asks a question to Tom. Tom goes to answer the question. Bert cuts him off and forgets what he was going to say. Remembers and goes on to answer his own question. Stfu sometimes Brent.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@gregoryhines7]

And then the answer will be written down, beeped out or "click clicked"

[@coastalorigins3031]

This is how podcasts go with borderline sociopath vs ADHD ocd FUnny fat man

[@TheBeardClub]

Monday’s are for the Beards.

[@GlacierSound]

I just shaved.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@nickitoff9629]

I really like Toms idea of an "experiance" for Birthday gifts. It would be great for them to both participate, like skydiving or racing each other on a closed track.

[@hhhanselll]

Lmao can you imagine how scared that girl was at first? She prob thought the whole team was about to run train on her till they told her to leave.

[@brandonaldrich597]

Please keep upping the gifts, don't need you to be relatable, we are living vicariously through you. Go big or go home!

[@Victestr0104]

Learned today that not joining a fraternity was a great decision.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@willleaton2827]

As a student pilot, I'm so excited to hear more about Tom getting into aviation

[@rayparibello]

Next Ymh live feature: Bert watching 2 girls one cup for the first time. Make this happen!

[@ItzMalick]

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[@anthonytone7181]

"So you're just going to watch soccer?!" (Bert @ the World Cup '22) LMAO 🤣😂

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

The shit eating grin and pleasure Tom gets everytime the garage clip plays, I long to experience an ounce of that joy

[@kevlanb8779]

We need a weekly follow up podcast called Two Bears 1 Truth where Tom fact checks all of Barfs lies/ outrageous stories.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@kevlanb8779]

@@ItzMalick reaction vids are a plague

[@toastedjoe1013]

Bert singing reminds me of Will Ferrell in Elf.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@aaroncruze4638]

Tom: sighing; skinning someone alive... excited; the new football season is starting! Great comedic timing by the editing team.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@GlacierSound]

I can see Tom being an actual serial killer, his personality on these pods is scary.

[@TheChaneaux]

But a serial killer with morals…like he’ll kill the guy that tried to get with that young girl

[@cassierussell6281]

scary good lmao

[@dylanjohnston4161]

@@TheChaneaux So Chris D'elia then

[@fugisgonefishin]

@Vedder George Ethan is that you?

[@Baychimo]

@@TheChaneaux Absolutely. Nothing screams "good morals" more than promoting a misogynist, laughing at people getting seriously injured, stating that he doesn't want to hang out with people of lower status, getting enraged with employees of various establishments and using people with mental health issues as entertainment, among other things 😄

[@walterwoit9408]

You can tel Tom loves Bart because the amount of times he talks over Tom and switches the convo to talk about himself is insane😂😂

[@stevedub8035]

They ad placement game... strong 😆 🤣 😂

[@jimjohnson8999]

hardest I've laughed at Bert & Tom in a while was at that 16min ad placement 🤣🤣🤣

[@bradpullen9557]

at 41:17 Tom finally decides to show real emotion

[@sheakennedy4580]

Love you guys, this really is the best pod out there. Never any drama, always big on laughs. You guys make Mondays great!

[@ItzMalick]

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[@archieyoung3359]

Bert said "i love you buddy" like top dawg at the end 🥲

[@glmoyer]

Brent advocating for Tate is gonna be problematic

[@ItzMalick]

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[@jamesyhardeman4729]

Tom mentioning SUGA FREE just made me so happy this morning.. Cali Legend

[@NikoJoesif]

As someone still in college but not in Greek life. Hearing Bert tell that story made me so happy because there are probably so many people enraged right now 😂😂

[@TaraConti]

Love the Elvis version of “I’ve never been to Spain”! I’ll also suggest Elvis 68 special “Baby what you want me to do” .

[@Missellamama]

The ad transitions have been perfection. 🥰

[@ItzMalick]

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[@user-mo8tm4jw2l]

And on this day. The greatest chase has ended. The one upsmanship of this birthday extravaganza shall not be forgotten.

[@AntDiesel54]

Im tired of comedians hiding what they bought and how much they spent on this or that, and what they have. But its us that got them that money. We dont give a damn, we want to know ! Were happy for you's, we want to share that with yous

[@swoop8047]

I'm also tired of comedians hiding what they buy with our money. It has to stop. It's getting out of control. In my day we could watch and verify the ditzy broads that Dean Martin had bent over his freshly buffed Cadillac

[@christianramirez4804]

Family Tradition is also a BANGER

[@fffraaankkk]

There's no way Tom can show cartel stuff. I can't imagine "Funky Town" on the heavy segment or "Ms Pacman".

[@EliteWarrior13]

Dude ive seen some stuff that just make it feel like all the good is gone from the world and you lost your soul

[@Mutilatedd]

Yooo why did I look those up? Didn't even watch just read a brief description and that was more than enough for me.

[@rizzzko]

I feel like the guy in funkytown trying to reach his face but failing to do so because he has no hands anymore would crack Tom up

[@fffraaankkk]

@@rizzzko probably, but I forget the name of the video. The cartel has a guy naked and they cut him up while he's still alive and the torturer grabs his leg and starts beating him w his own leg and laughing at the guy. That would make Tom laugh.

[@Lockdown335]

Yeah id prefer they try to keep it funny somewhat lol Cartel shit is just the pinnacle of human brutality.... Maybe show the dudes wearing another dudes face for the lols.... Thats kinda chill .... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@robertannino4326]

2 bears one cave is my Monday morning workout every time i relate exactly to what u guys are saying

[@felixfjr]

Sometimes at the end of an episode I just think to myself “Wtf did I just watch”

[@ItzMalick]

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[@robertrabel1014]

I saw that! Absolutely scarred for life. Can't unsee that.

[@superstock101]

I love when they start whispering so you can't hear them that shit is very enjoyable

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[@Algorythmfpv]

The commercial placement in this episode was absolutely top tier.

[@JDSharar13]

Ya Bert… Chinese have never denied anything that happened in their culture…certainly not mass genocide or anything 😂

[@gstephen8949]

Bert talking about how much better he feels not drinking should be his wake up call

[@brianhager1838]

Mmmhhh, the podcast I watch before bad friends....

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[@tannerhunter1217]

It’s gonna be hilarious when Tom yells at Burt for cutting him off, like the way Toms kids yell at him for singing

[@cdizzy42069]

The heavy segment reminds me of being in like 3rd grade with that one friend who had a computer and negligent parents. The early 2000s were the wild west of nasty, vile internet shit.

[@Pandosopoderoso]

Lmfao. Hahahah. It was more of late middle and early high school for me and my negligent parents

[@Hollowpoint762]

lol the old Kazzaa and Limewire days huh? If you want a computer chalked full of viruses Limewire has got ya covered lol

[@cdizzy42069]

@@Hollowpoint762 fuckin exactly dude lmao

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[@ryangrandy2132]

I love that Brent would describe a video, and Tom immediately knows the name of the video. 😂😄😂

[@Chaz_OC]

Bart's high voice laugh has to go

[@coastalorigins3031]

HAS TO GO HIGHER AND MORE INTENSE you mean

[@Fine_living718]

Bertram Grover Weeks: “An Asian dude getting kneecapped by a car, you love that” Tom & I laugh at the same time in agreement: “I do love that”

[@mykmcgrane]

From Rape to Racial: Tom and Bert break down Barriers

[@jandreoni]

"Skinning someone alive...." "THE FOOTBALL SEASON HAS KICKED OFF AND WHAT BETTER WAY......" Hilarious ad placement!! 🤣

[@hunterashton673]

Tom looks like he’d be so short. Like 5’6 it’s mind blowing that he’s 6 feet

[@anthonyzullo]

"someone getting skinned alive, the football season is about to kick off, join us in draft kings!"

[@Bittamin]

Booth boys, Tom is literally whispering in this episode. Either gotta slap the back of his head, or turn the gain up on that bad boy sometimes

[@jacklempke7779]

No booth boys. They’re in the Bertcast studio so they’re using his producer. That’s why the audio is messed up. Wouldn’t happen with YMH producers.

[@Bittamin]

@@jacklempke7779 GOOD CALL!! Wasn’t watching the video and didn’t catch that at first, and now it all makes sense 😅

[@jacklempke7779]

@@Bittamin you got it. I’ve been getting tired of these episodes in the Bertcast studio. The show isn’t the same without Nadav and the booth. Nadav’s laugh is even in the 2 Bears intro. This is just a better than usual episode of Bertcast.

[@Bittamin]

@@jacklempke7779 I’m just an audio geek 😅 little issues when I’m trying to listen in the shower stick out way more than they should for me

[@ItzMalick]

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[@dntgvafuk89]

Genius cut to ad right after Bert says he'd love being gay 😆😆

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

The Chinese lady being pregnant observation is a great bit xD I mean I live in CHINA TOWN and I’ve never seen a late or mid-term pregnant Chinese woman yet in OVER 4-5 years with a people forward facing job that gets around the area I live.. it’s actually hilarious because I’ve only ever seen one obviously pregnant Chinese woman and that was my bosses wife LOL Source: I lived in the Mainland of Malaysia where there are predominantly Chinese people populating the nation. Never once did I see a pregnant woman there who wasn’t Indonesian or homeless for the 2.5 years I was there and I never saw one but my bosses wife for the 4-5 years I’ve been staying in a Chinatown in the US in Texas.

[@pauljoseph8338]

Texas has a CHINATOWN???

[@zanderkudra122]

Duh.. because they spawn like Call of Duty bro

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

@@pauljoseph8338 yeah the major cities like Dallas and Houston have their own little ‘China towns’ I call it that but it’s not gonna be like New York because we don’t build that high but it may as well be ‘China town’ lol

[@parithian8462]

@@pauljoseph8338 yea it's called a city, read a book

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[@bigboytony8485]

8 weeks I missed this, can’t wait to binge them before class tonight.

[@8thlvlMage]

That's a *lot* of Bert interrupting Tom. You're probably not coming out of that binge the same person.

[@reinders82]

26:33 The beeps conceal absolutely nothing about the word Bert says. Way to go Paddy!

[@AaronJ9610]

Not sure he was trying to. When they try to conceal something they deliberately use a different camera shot where the person being censored isn't on camera

[@ItzMalick]

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[@chrisdobbin5834]

Imagine trying to pick out Bert's laugh out of a group of people 🤣

[@RealKlausSchwab]

Crazy thought, but maybe we should secure our border so those cartel people don't come over here.

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[@jessp3122]

Wouldn't be a typical 2Bears without Tom and Brent dropping names without dropping names.