Being a man ain't what it used to be.

[@VonVikoGoat]

"We will destroy hooters, unless they add an option to be served by a DILF in short shorts" -Karl Marx

[@MariahIsSkinnyFuckBlueLives]

Femboy Hooters 🔥

[@scienceandponies]

Seize the wings of production.

[@pandoraeve9751]

@@MariahIsSkinnyFuckBlueLives You have NO idea how much I am suffering trying not to introduce this guy to Femboy Hooters. It's a bad idea, but so, so tempting...

[@axeldude7051]

That would be the dream..

[@ms-fk6eb]

short CARGO shorts!

[@midi5467]

"Alphas don't need to announce they are alphas, everyone just knows." - Nick Adams (Alpha Male)

[@Kibaoftheleaves]

I think he knows, Slime is correct about the manipulation. People should just stop using Twitter - being banned is the best thing that ever happened to me.

[@midi5467]

@@Kibaoftheleaves oh I know he's doing that. But it's funny

[@Music34897]

🧑‍🍳💋👌

[@grmpEqweer]

That really seems like a parody account that toxically masculine men _take seriously._

[@carybeweary7209]

@@Kibaoftheleaves I like the memes and like 4 people there

[@Valdorel]

I'm fascinated by Nick Adam's idea that it's "Alpha" the be a lonely single man sitting in a Hooter's staring at women who are only speaking to you because they've been paid to do so. But it's "Beta" to be in a stable relationship with a significant other that chooses to spend time with you permanently. The levels of cope are off the scale with that guy. Great video btw.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

This narrow view of manliness is so easily contradicted. Like, it's manly to be able to endure pain and get laid, but what if you like being dominated by a woman and getting hurt by her?

[@ericbondeson3614]

Yeah, considering the whole point of an alpha is being the most sexually desirable male, the fact that the ones he considers beta have a mate while he has none is just beautiful irony! In actuality, he is below beta in the pack. He is the sad scavenger prowling at the periphery of the pack, wishing he could be a part of it. If real men are a pack of wolves, he’s a coyote.

[@lethargicwizard]

He thinks it's been long enough since early 2000s Internet satire that nobody will notice he's just poorly recycling bits from the likes of Maddox and Dick Masterson, and he might be right

[@Nersius]

@@lethargicwizard I think Dick Coughlan pointed out that a lot of what he's saying is probably taking the piss. I mean, that Chili's savings line and 36 holes of golf... that's a whole MAN TROUGH full of piss I tell you hwut.

[@lethargicwizard]

@@Nersius yeah the hyperbole is all part of the same bit I'm talking about. See "The Alphabet of Manliness"

[@Dootdodeet]

Buying a Twix instead of M&Ms because of their politics is like buying an iPad because you're boycotting iPhones.

[@ContactsNfilters]

Aren't they all using child slave labor to get the cocoa? Knowing you're getting your chocolate from kidnapped children = very manly.

[@AlexKrasnyPrime]

The problem is on the one hand I want to boycott M&Ms because they are going woke... But on the other hand I want to support them because the do use child slave labor in production As an alpha male, so it's hard for me to choose...

[@osprey_06]

​@@AlexKrasnyPrime I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not but this is funny as shit

[@groerhahn225]

@@osprey_06 The great thing about satire is that, if done well, it might as well be real.

[@punkrckr6889]

I cannot be convinced this guy isn't some kind of parody or performance art. It's too perfect, too curated. There's no way he's a real person

[@jeffengel2607]

If someone gets to the point where owning the libs is a central condition of sense of success, then extremity to the point of caricature becomes a sincere, straightforward personal goal. What he wants to achieve calls for precisely the same actions as that over-the-top performance art would.

[@hamobu]

Yeah the account looks to me like an over the top parody

[@Craxin01]

Just a loser who can't accept he's not a loser unless he gets accolades from other losers who can't accept that they are losers. First step in overcoming being a loser is recognizing the problem.

[@chriswelter3859]

The video of him stomping on the little bag of M&Ms was really weird. Like, I seriously got confused about his authenticity and whether or not he’s playing some long game where he’s actually mocking the right the entire time.

[@gwen9939]

I'm basically convinced he's not for real, but whether or not he's trying to be a parody of the recent trend of Crowder-likes or if he's legitimately trying to grift right-wingers out of their money... somehow, I can't tell. Also no yeah he could totally be for real because guys like this exist and are just unhinged.

[@ryannishikawa1356]

At one point, Nick Adams said that going to Hooter's was a gender-affriming experience, so I brought my trans-masc friends to Hooters and we had a good gender-affirming time.

[@lvcanvs4433]

It was affirming to abuse women?

[@theimpulsivevulcan5346]

He never said anything about abusing women.

[@spandanganguli6903]

bruh

[@Sonichero151]

@The Impulsive Vulcan exactly. Best guess is they went to a table, acted normal to the waitress, ate the food, threw it up in the bathroom cause it's shit, and then left

[@technopoptart]

@@Sonichero151 pretty much

[@dumbumbumbum8649]

The fact that he didn’t turn feminist M&Ms into the portmanteau “feminems” shows how lazy his grift is

[@scienceandponies]

It's like watching a not particularly bright 4 year old stumble around an easter egg that is right there in plain sight!

[@FuelDropforthewin]

Look, at least he is honest about wanting to put men in his mouth. If only he had the self reflection to realize it, maybe he would be leading a happier less toxic life.

[@jamesoneill7458]

Maybe he already knows that's a common term that transfemme folks use for estrogen pills.

[@kevinlawrence1582]

Ohmygod right!? that's exactly what I was thinking

[@rogersebastian690]

it sounds like genderbent eminem but that enriches the joke

[@adolfdiddler9534]

Telling these guys that the Hooters waitresses are not sexually available has very similar results to telling small children that Santa isn't real.

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

"The waitress won't fuck you bro"

[@soupalex]

i think you're massively overstating the immaturity of small children, here

[@julymagnus493]

I have learned two new things today

[@lvcanvs4433]

The idea that women should be sexually availed to men in any context is patriarchy 101

[@aratosm]

@@julymagnus493 Less learned, more brainwashed.

[@ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra]

"man who buys mnms must put down their man card" as a trans person if id have known it ws this easy id have brought a bunch of mnms years ago

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Don't forget that clips ends with him pulling out a bag of MnMs. A subconscious desire to escape his masculine cage, perhaps?

[@gianlucamattos8684]

Imagine if companies actually made transition mnms, that shi# would sell a morbillion units

[@poisonousiodine1769]

​@@gianlucamattos8684 Fem-n-m estrogen candies?

[@_foxpuppet]

As an Australian, I am both deeply grateful that Nick Adams has left our shores and incredibly sorry that anyone else has to deal with him.

[@Craxin01]

Thanks for dumping him on us. Him and goddamned Ken Hamm! LOL, no, don't blame you.

[@TheCraftySam]

@@Craxin01 Also Rupert Murdoch. He was also an Australian, much to my shame... Why are so many international shit-bags ex-aussies? I swear, we're not * that * bad right?

[@Craxin01]

@@TheCraftySam LOL! Well, I mean Paul Hogan and Hugh Jackman almost make up for it, right? Dude, if I had a nickel for all the douchebag ex-pat Americans out there making us Yanks look bad I'd be as rich as Rupert Murdoch.

[@JacktheRah]

I think it's some form of cosmic revenge for the US putting out so many arseholes and then sending them to everywhere in the world.

[@Lister81g]

Is he real? I assumed it was a comedy act

[@redofthewolves]

I love the threat of become MORE 'woman'/feminine. It's exactly how I talk about my gender. Maybe I'll go more masculine, maybe I'll go a secret third direction. I am unhinged.

[@KratomFlavoredAdidas]

Anyone who cares about how masculine or feminine other people are, are pathetic.

[@jackhanson1852]

Why be 2-dimensional when you can A S C E N D O U T O F T H E P L A N E

[@Music34897]

@@jackhanson1852 🤣🤣 you cannot misgender me, for I am ALL OF THE GENDERS AND NONE AT ONCE

[@jackhanson1852]

@@Music34897 I like the world where folk have choice!

[@grmpEqweer]

As a nonbinary, I accept all pronouns. But my honorific is Mixter.😎

[@jessiehawkins77]

"I didn't create Hooters but I didn't do anything to stop it" is the perfect self rebuke.

[@janel.8921]

My brother worked at a Hooters as a cook. The bartender kept a baseball bat under the bar. It was just in case a customer got abusive with the waitress.

[@Rig0r_M0rtis]

Bartender? More like pretender. From my extensive knowledge of USA culture from Hollywood movies I know a real bartender keeps a shotgun under the bar.

[@daianmoi8528]

🇺🇸

[@daeviant]

I used to eat at Hooters, and every time I felt like a fight was going to break out between drunk patrons getting grabby with the waitresses. So I kinda get it.

[@ClockworkJim]

@@Rig0r_M0rtis 'MURCA!

[@atreides213]

That bartender sounds like a swell person.

[@SharewareWizard]

I love that even after it was revealed he was Australian, you didn't give up the Alex Jones impression.

[@lysander3262]

I can't believe Mildred resisted the urge to say the phrase "Femboy Hooters" once

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

That's like watching the Friends intro without clapping. A superhuman feat of raw power.

[@TheRealChibby]

If being a beta means I have to endure less golf and spend time with my partner, I mean... Couldn't I just go full delta and we play mini-golf/eat Little Caesars?

[@juliettedemaso7588]

Yes. Agency and good relationships are for soys though, so be careful making these decisive fulfilling non-tactical choices.

[@terpsidance.]

Mini-golf and Little Caesars sounds good right now. Guess I'm a delta

[@chainswordcs]

i hate spending time with loved ones!!! 😡

[@lukemccann8930]

No but only because you deserve better than little caesars.

[@spoonikle]

Perhaps I shoulda add beta to my profiles instead of saying “I love going for walks among the wealth of state parks stolen from the first peoples and I cry for their suffering and contemplate why I feel joy and love amongst the nature even though I am walking a path carved by the heartless” its just too wordy honestly.

[@wittycommentator]

I love how some guys spend all day complaining about pronouns while also defining their entire personality around their gender

[@tinyetoile5503]

These types of guys will mock "liberal snowflakes" for pronouns and then invent a type of man for every letter of the greek alphabet

[@CletoFrost]

no one performs masculinity as passionately and aggressively as the male right, and they still insist its just natural and not a choice they consciously make every morning

[@JeanRain17]

Damn love this take

[@nuynobi]

Yes! I've pointed this out to people who brag about how they intentionally disregard people's preferred pronouns. It never sinks in. Their own gender identities are so fragile that they feel profoundly threatened by other people's.

[@arempy5836]

Pronouns: ALPHA/MALE

[@danieleyre8913]

This guy was my local councillor in Sydney just over a decade ago. He got sacked by his own party for never showing up to meetings.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I guess showing up for things is "Beta Behavior" for him.

[@jeremyeagan4442]

he never showed up, because he was at the local Hooters

[@t_ed2521]

It does not shock me at all that this guy's from Sydney

[@gabrielpelletier6202]

I went to Hooters once, when I was about 13, I think. The food was. Eh. I remember feeling very weird/uncomfortable, bc there was something deeply off about it. Also like, Hooters is built on the idea of being strip clubs for people who think sex workers are evil.

[@brandonjames412]

I ate at Hooters once, in college (it was the only thing convenient that happened to be open at that specific time, on that specific day---honestly, my only other option would have been McDonald's) and I remember the food being aggressively mediocre. The problem with making some of these statements about Hooters is that there's a voluntary component to all of it, right? If you're an attractive and relatively well-built female who has tits and is simultaneously capable of occasionally writing stuff down, then you can work at Hooters and make a little bank. Many so situated females choose to do this; I do not claim that ALL of them feel as though they have another option for whatever amount of money they think they will make, and perhaps, no other place has a job to offer (a few of) them at all. Still, given that NOT working at Hooters always exists as an alternative to working at Hooters, and those waitresses who work at Hooters engage in a multi-step process to do so, and SHOULD have some idea of what working at Hooters entails, it becomes difficult to put all of the blame on guys who are looking for Mike's Titty Bar Lite. Hooters is not my preference, to be clear, and I'd be the first to admit that many guys who go there are pervs who behave inappropriately. Without those women who are so situated to work at Hooters in the first place, Hooters ceases to exist as a concept and simply becomes an extremely mediocre American-style restaurant, becomes something other than a restaurant or becomes some other style restaurant entirely. It also occurs to me that someone can't hold the position that sex work is valid work (which I do hold...as long as it's not illegal, I think people can do whatever they wish to try to make money), but then not think that people should be permitted to do Hooters work when Hooters work is simply Sex Work Lite.

[@Cybercerialdestroyer]

@@brandonjames412 my main issue is these people always talking about hooters also think that sex work should be heavily criminalized, they also think teaching kids about gay or trans people is "sexual" but its fine to take them to hooters

[@brandonjames412]

@@Cybercerialdestroyer I agree with that. At the same time, I don't know think that small children need to learn about the different combinations of genital interactions, at all. It's pretty sad that both sides seem to enjoy using kids as political pawns and to troll the opposite side.

[@Cybercerialdestroyer]

@@brandonjames412 i mean when they have sex rd might as well talk about gay and trans people too

[@brandonjames412]

@@Cybercerialdestroyer I also have sex, but I don't talk about sex with children. Am I totally misunderstanding what you're trying to get across? Please clarify, if you would.

[@anthropomorphisis]

I went to the bachelor party of a friend of a friend. I am a cis woman and every other person there was a cis man. The bachelor literally giggled like a child and said "boobies hehe" while our server walked by. Granted, he was a bit inebriated so I don't think he realized. Me and the server made eye contact that felt profound and I tipped her 50%. I have never been so uncomfortable in my life and I am an uncomfortable person. Fried pickles were good tho. I will never return to any Hooters.

[@geraintthomas4343]

"boobies, hehe" ?!?! I... Can't. Just let the Evil Trans Agenda win and un-Cis me already...

[@cablehogue599]

The food there is slop.

[@lilr6199]

@@geraintthomas4343 I like this method of combatting the trans agenda by giving up, it suits my style, trans my gender babyyy

[@bookshelfhoney]

@@oldpersonalaccount buddy who wasn't there has a better understanding of what actually happened. Thanks dude thanks bro awesome job

[@anthropomorphisis]

@@oldpersonalaccount Alternatively perhaps I know this person and the situation better than you? Wild.

[@118djs]

I love how he's just low key doing self-affirmations, but in the most toxic way possible.

[@notinorder9630]

Right??!? noticed that too, it feels like when you see a person you know is irresponsible and blames all thier problems on everyone/everything else post things like 'honest people aren't liked, be honest " or "when they don't accept you, then you know who's being real" or some other bs like that.

[@PossumMedic]

- I'm extremely intelligent. - I'm charismatic. - I'm straight. - I'm a Christian. - I’m demanding. - I'm intensely masculine. - I'm a Trump supporter. - I'm a carnivore. - I'm wildly successful. - I'm an alpha male. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LeBonkJordan]

@@PossumMedic - I'm good enough - I'm smart enough - Doggonnit, people like me

[@mrosskne]

@@notinorder9630 Both of those statements are correct.

[@notinorder9630]

@@mrosskne honest people are liked; ii and my friends are honest people who like each other. and the second statement was made by a raging alcoholic with drunk driving issues who didn't want to hear that it was their fault they crashed their car.

[@kristiangregory4860]

As an Australian, I am stunned just how much more uncomfortable I am with this kind of fool when they are speaking with my accent.

[@Duke_Sliscus]

As a Canadian I just realized that I am very lucky that Jordan Peterson has such a funny voice or I'd feel even worse

[@sedukai5924]

Same

[@roseroserose588]

@@Duke_Sliscus Gotta feel bad for all the muppets watching him though 😕

[@roryokane5907]

@@Duke_Sliscus Canadians are lucky he sounds like Kermit the Frog.

[@DemoPat]

Imagine how we Americans feel hearing the chorus of fools speaking with our various accents.

[@yerocb]

1. Love the eyes. The effect of the lighting on your lipstick is trippy. 2. I have been to a Hooters once: a friend took me just because I'd never been. Their wings are mediocre rather than terrible, which isn't saying much. The service was great, but she really wasn't flirty to me, just good service. The nylons under the shorts plus the makeup/hair styling felt anachronistic. The experience was not in any way sexy and I will admit to being a fan of boobs, usually. 3. Growing up, we referred to m&m's as male and female depending on whether or not they had nuts.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Amazing about the m&Ms bit

[@grmpEqweer]

The difference between a fort and a fortress? The latter has breastworks.

[@ngotemna8875]

@@grmpEqweer great play on words. Never heard that one before

[@skywalkerchick]

So the red M&M is trans? Good for him

[@perplexedcats7687]

Anachronistic. I learned a new word today.

[@loorthedarkelf8353]

My father refuses to shop at Target, specifically because going in there makes him feel emasculated. His reason for feeling that way was it was too colorful in the store, apperently. The man is 66, he worked in a garage as a mechanic, then fixing appliances while working on an engineering degree, then automaton w Johnson Controls where they sent him around the world for troubleshooting, matinace, and occasional installation of air control systems in large buildings. This man has lived in machine greese most of his life, but the idea of shopping at a Target makes him feel unmanly The propaganda Americans have been fed about gender is so fucking incidious I cannot even

[@sealogic4552]

I honestly feel like there’s a certain percent of this kind of issue that’s not actually man-angst as much as it is anticonsumerism angst that’s being deliberately confused for man-angst. Like, this is anticapitalist sentiment that’s being misdirected into a gender issue, the way the right tends to turn anticapitalism into antisemitism.

[@tom-kz9pb]

So insidious that you can't even spell it. Trans people are a tiny minority who have a kind of deformity that is more likely rooted in neurobiology than in "ideology". They have existed since the beginning oif time and have been kicked around since the beginning of time, The real movement on the Left is simply recognition that it is time to stop kicking them around. The real movement on the Right is an ugly campaign of hysteria, hate and fear, in order to rile up their base and score political points. The excessive rhetoric from a subset of the Left does not really represent the Left. There is no serious danger that the public will cease to understand that the vast majority of people fall into binary sex categories. But the public needs to become aware that a small percent of people do not fall into neat categories, and may be biologically intersex, much less in their secondary characteristics.

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

Yeah it's a lot.

[@crowmob-yo6ry]

Notice how the American right-wing appears to think low-income blue collar manual labour jobs that require no university degree are the only jobs that matter!

[@wiesejay]

Gotta respect anyone who puts “Alpha Male” after their name, I think we should all do it regardless of sex or gender

[@FrancisR420]

"Can I take your order sir" "My pronouns are alpha he him" "Sorry, Can I take your order Chief?"

[@niksatt4843]

Kinda like MD. I dig this Nik Alpha Male MD AK-47.

[@B_A-tr]

Ok Jay Wiese (Alpha Male)

[@wiesejay]

@@B_A-tr see, that’s what I’m talkin bout

[@lucinda3964]

I like that it alludes to what sort of fan fiction he's into.

[@markok5294]

A coworker of mine believed that sadnes was literally fatal to men and that if you start feeling sad you should get angry as fast as possible. From his behaviour I gather he must have beeen sad a lot.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Depression is rage without passion. Every that makes you depressed would enrage you if you had the energy. The weekly U.S. School shootings make me angry when I have the energy and just depressed when I don't have any.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Depression is rage without passion. Every that makes you depressed would enrage you if you had the energy. The weekly U.S. School shootings make me angry when I have the energy and just depressed when I don't have any.

[@primitiverobot]

@@EggEnjoyer this is a very weird and absolutist take on sad vs mad, especially considering OP made no value judgements on which one is "better". anger can absolutely be more productive than sadness, and there are definitely cases where getting pissed off is the better option, but the reverse is also true; there are many things that *should* make a person sad, where getting mad would be pointless and even harmful or dangerous (ie. a pet dying of old age, breaking up with a partner, putting effort into a creative project that doesn't pan out, etc.) OP's coworker believes that men should only get mad, never sad, and theres simply no way to spin that as healthy

[@grasstastesbad]

@@EggEnjoyerit’s just an emotion. you shouldn’t wallow in your sadness but never allowing yourself to feel sad is unhealthy too

[@kiriki4558]

@@EggEnjoyer" healthier" for a man because he gets to proyect that made up rage on others, specialy the vulnerable who are not able to defend themselves.

[@loorthedarkelf8353]

I think I just now realized that my mother's habit of saying men cry in their cars in response to men don't cry was her way of making space for my father to have emotions. And her way of saying that my brother will also cry when he's an adult, but she couched it in men hiding it-- that it ONLY happens when a man is alone in his car; that's the place he's going to feel safe and vulnerable. Not with a human being, isolated in a metal pod. Facinating.

[@crowmob-yo6ry]

Car dependence is killing us. We need better public transport, walkability and cycling infrastructure! The exclusively American obsession with driving makes our cities hell.

[@crowmob-yo6ry]

The exclusively American obsession with driving makes our cities hell. Car dependence is killing us. We need better public transport, walkability and cycling infrastructure.

[@AkashWShah]

I like how one of this man's New Year's resolutions being "absolutely NO Fortnite" implies that he played Fortnite regularly before

[@Rig0r_M0rtis]

well maybe a little bit of Fortnite then, mate

[@trevorsherwood4324]

Dude’s just having a hard time curbing his Fortnite addiction

[@Sonichero151]

What is with his obsession over Fortnite? Like.... it's a video game that is largely played by kids but also by people of all ages, creeds, and colors......

[@kdisley]

"REAL ALPHA MALES SHOULDN'T PLAY FORNITE!!!1! *STOP PLAYING FORNITE!!!111!11!"* All the insecure toxic males who were playing Fortnite suddenly stop because they're told to by someone who claims to be a fellow "Alpha Male," and thus Fortnite becomes a much more enjoyable space to play in all round. The trolls deny themselves their enjoyment and get to complain some more about how their miserable lives are somehow more fulfilling, while normal well-adjusted people get to enjoy Fortnite more without having to listen to them. Sounds like a win-win!

[@PossumMedic]

🤣 omfg too good!

[@bridgetcooney5085]

I may just be a woman. But I did martial arts for over five years. I can't hurt anyone. I never entered any tournaments. And my favorite part of sparring was that you could fight with someone you weren't angry with, and no one got hurt. And we had fun. I learned how to kick, I learned how to punch, and I hope I never have to actually kick or punch someone, cause it's still hard for me to imagine actually trying to hurt someone.

[@phat-kid]

what kind of martial arts did you take? it sounds like you went to one of those taikwando dojos we call mcdojos because theyre just big chains that rip you off. if you werent actually hitting hard enough to hurt someone, you didn't learn anything useful and wasted your time and money.

[@bridgetcooney5085]

@Phat Kid It was definitely owned by one guy. Master Wong Po, probably spelt that wrong, if my memory serves me. It was many years ago. It was tai kwon do, so you're right about that. But it wasn't a massive chain. We had many students who competed in tournaments. That just wasn't me. I don't have a competitive bone in my body. I would go to class right after school do my homework during the white belt class, and then take the evening class. I did that almost every day during middle school and highschool. And I never made it past red belt, cause I can't jump lol. So it definitely wasn't a black belt factory. But I kept going because I enjoyed it. Truth is, it was a great dojo, and I was passionate but mediocre, and also not cut out for competition.

[@damien678]

I'm AFAB but wanna do cage fighting just so I can get hurt (and hurt others that wanna get hurt) But I know I'm... A rarer breed than others

[@bridgetcooney5085]

@@damien678 nothing wrong with that. That's the beauty of martial arts. You can get many things out of it. If you wanna fight, I say go for it! We had a lot of awesome people at our dojang who entered tournaments. And I see nothing wrong with consensual fighting sports, even the more extreme versions. That's just not what I was seeking, and the practice of martial arts has space for both.

[@electrogeek77]

@@damien678 You're still looking to participate in a controlled atmosphere, which is completely rational.

[@RoyUnit]

I drink sparkling water now and then because I like fizzy drinks and they're a low calorie way to have that. The pain I feel at sharing something in common with Andrew Tate is immeasurable.

[@Snowy265]

It's annoying how he can make a simple thing like drinking sparkling water so insufferable.

[@brandonjames412]

I'm just confused at the implication that sparkling water is the only kind of water that one can pay money for.

[@ND-nr6mx]

Insecure men will find anything to feel superior over

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

😂😂

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

On the plus side, you can always start making your own sparkling water just to stick it to him. Have a private laugh every time you get a drink.

[@FDSignifire]

"Let's have fun" 2023 goals

[@trevorsherwood4324]

Only 2023 goals you need are drink domestic beer and NO playing Fortnite

[@professorskye]

“Manhood is just adulthood…for boys.” Peak slime!

[@camelopardalis84]

I've been saying for a long time that a man who refuses to do things like vacuum clean a floor or refuses to learn to do it (given that he'd be both physically and mentally and psychologically capable of doing/learning it) is not a real man. Not because he's a woman. But because he's a child aka not an adult aka definitely not a man.

[@chriscooper420]

The funny thing is I have never heard any leftists of any gender talk about banning Hooters, just that we need more inclusive versions & the workers should be respected and treated fairly 😭

[@LeBonkJordan]

also that there should be a femboy version

[@mrosskne]

Why do we need more inclusive versions?

[@shadowcween7890]

​@@mrosskne The term "more inclusive" is too vague in this sense to form an answer to your question

[@mrosskne]

@@shadowcween7890 I guess it's a good thing I wasn't asking you.

[@silverofthesunbears]

@@mrosskne Idk what the person was implying, but maybe it was about potentially having male and non-binary workers or maybe that the outfits shouldnt be overly sexualised? Eitherway, I don't think it would make the main hooters demographic very happy. Edit: I think it was about plus size workers now that ive done some research

[@Chungussy]

I'm surprised his story about stopping a woman buying M&Ms didn't end in 'and everyone in the shop clapped'

[@FuelDropforthewin]

Alpha males don't clap. They give a single quiet nod. Then continue their grindset. Or something, I dunno.

[@platzpropeller858]

Alpha males only clap when tableware is dropped

[@ragevsraid7703]

right :D

[@rogirek3362]

It did end with buying another Mars product.

[@bobby_greene]

Is this a callback to the story that made Greg lock a thing

[@musicf3b]

It’s amazing how some men make “horny” an essential part of their masculinity

[@jamesrule1338]

Only horny in specific culturally approved ways, otherwise one is a "degenerate."

[@ppppppqqqppp]

to be fair there's nothing directly wrong with that, it's just the way that the horny is expressed. You're actually just allowed to be an extremely horny person if you're not a dick about it.

[@JL-jz3]

Literally people who are eternally insecure and need the approval of other men. However, they never receive it because they are incapable of making close friendships with other men since it's all a big egotistical game to them. It's the reason incels exist: "I can't be the problem if the reason I'm not fucking a woman is that the woman controls the sex!! And, as such, I never have to improve or try to be a better person!"

[@jacobdriscoll8276]

It really makes it hard for the men among us who are horny and don't consider that horniness part of their masculine identity as much as it is just....I'm a horny person.

[@jimballard1186]

tHe AlPhA mAlE mUsT sPrEaD hIs SeEd

[@daithiodonnell2825]

Can't get over how his "there is NOTHING better than Hooters" sounds like a threat. "This is it, this is all there is, nothing is better, this is the best you can possibly get and you should never hope for more."

[@FrancisR420]

If you find something better I will destroy it to maintain the supremacy of Hooters

[@vicg2652]

I am confident, I am bold, I am extremely attractive, I am wildly successful, I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother…

[@-._.-KRiS-._.-]

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint!

[@CrowTR0bot]

I'm strongs to the finnich cuz I eats me spinach! I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! *Toot Toot!*

[@nnywasneverhere]

im a joker, im a smoker, im a midniiight toker

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

@@-._.-KRiS-._.- I do not feel ashamed.

[@elgato1721]

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

[@addymant]

I want to live in the universe where you must put on a sexy owl costume to enter Hooters

[@chainswordcs]

suggestion: not a sexy owl costume, not even a remotely furry-looking owl costume, but a hyper-realistic owl costume

[@Rhaegar19]

A superb owl costume, even

[@kostajovanovic3711]

Ah, yes, the owl house

[@simonorourke4465]

@@Rhaegar19 yeah then we can all hold a superb owl party and just hope that the owl graces us with its presence.

[@epin_gamer4209]

@@chainswordcs with like a little academic hat thing and holding a book

[@Rampala]

It is interesting how patriarchy has always defined itself as being anti-feminine, but now it's shifting to "anti-woke" instead. It speaks volumes about the place (or lack thereof) of empathy in its philosophy.

[@LeBonkJordan]

they just really want people to stay asleep i guess

[@mrosskne]

Is the patriarchy in the room with us right now?

[@Vexx2006]

​​@@mrosskneIdk, is the woke in the room here with us too? Or is it on vacation?

[@mrosskne]

@@Vexx2006 Nope, can't avoid the question. Patriarchy has never existed.

[@Vexx2006]

@@mrosskne Neither did woke shit...I don't believe on this type of bs

[@cowhammer]

We're all pulling for you to recover from Big Fart-Butt Disease. Thoughts and prayers.

[@siobhanelysia8852]

That’s what took out Elizabeth II

[@adam346]

haven't even watched the vid but I am assuming that will be the running gag... hope it isn't because that would be a really good troll.

[@tambrabonds950]

@@adam346 it was good, you weren't wrong

[@beebaritter4952]

It can only be cured with thoughts and prayers!

[@Craxin01]

@@siobhanelysia8852 That makes me laugh harder than it should!

[@EmpireSun]

That Nick Adams has got to be a troll account there is no way.

[@rickydo6572]

If it turns out that isn't a troll account, and the guy really is that goofy, I'll still refuse to believe he's legit and Am going to believe he is a troll human, as in, his parents decided to troll the world by forcing his existence upon our timeline.

[@YearsOfLeadPoisoning]

Yeah this guy is 100% trolling. He's hilarious.

[@berjanbeen7188]

Troll or just a clickfarmer

[@realMacMadame]

Grifter.

[@LoganWestbrook565]

Of all the thing I’m grateful to Dan Olsen for, introducing me to this channel is waaaaaaaaay up there.

[@quincyjones9657]

The fact he described the beverage and food by temperature always gets me about these establishments. It’s not even that good of stuff, it’s just “hot” food and a “cold” beer because the food is so shitty that you need to mask it with an over corrected temperature.

[@JinxSanity]

Hooters always seemed to me like a place for those "Alpha Males" who are too afraid to go to the strip club and/or intimidated by naked women.

[@OneEyedMonkey9000]

Strip clubs are for men too intimidated to go to the brothel 😂

[@orsolyafekete7485]

@@OneEyedMonkey9000 Brothels are for men too intimidated to get a girlfriend(?) (Can we please keep this chain-thing we started going, I want to know where it will end up)

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

I am not sure "alpha male" is the right term even beta is too high on the make believe hierarchy they are the ones who go to strip clubs, these are at best delta males.

[@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence]

It's a hot spot for actual child grooming too.

[@grmpEqweer]

@@orsolyafekete7485 girlfriends are for guys not mature enough to handle a wife. Or handle polyamorous relationships.

[@MS-jp3op]

I think one of the most exhausting things about hyper masculinity is how EVERYTHING is a competition. I always remember this work party as a clear example. There was an open bar and I happened to show up late because I actually worked that day, unlike most the people there. I ordered a whiskey which got noticed by the other guys at the bar who had all ordered beers. Then it was all talk about how I was "putting them to shame" and pretty soon they were all ordering whiskey and shots were going around. A bunch of them ended up getting sick and making asses of themselves but they couldn't let me show them up. I hadn't even noticed what any of them had ordered and I just wanted a damn whiskey because it was an open bar. I had like one more tumbler after the first, and was sober enough to drive home at the end of the night, unlike the rest of them. I guess self control and being responsible aren't masculine either...

[@mrosskne]

Competition is good.

[@MS-jp3op]

@@mrosskne Healthy competition where all parties have agreed to it and they are working towards a worthy goal can be good but competition merely for competition's sake or for the shaming of others is not. The competition prevalent in toxic masculinity is almost exclusively for the domination of others or to bolster an obviously fragile ego. Strength that constantly feels afraid of undermining and or needs repetitive displays is no strength at all.

[@mrosskne]

@@MS-jp3op Nah. All competition is good, like I said. Don't ever talk back to me.

[@MS-jp3op]

@@mrosskne Your bravado betrays your fear.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

​@@mrosskne I bet I can eat more pickles than you.

[@zedmann1680]

My wife and were just joking the other day that we should open a restaurant and call it Boobs, or maybe Knockers and decorate the walls with antique door knockers. Of course there would be good food and beer, unlike crappy chains like Hooters

[@nadirku]

A restaurant chain called "Tits and Boobies" that is filled with bird decorations, and bird trivia, and bird guessing games, sounds like it could be a great success... if it has decent food.

[@chai_lattes]

There actually exists a store called Knockers near where I live and the walls are indeed covered in decorative door knockers😂

[@sundalosketch4769]

Word play like that is so much more appealing to me than whatever the heck made up "Hooters"

[@yourlocalnerd7788]

I'd go to that

[@NayrAnur]

@@nadirku I'll expect to play us a game of Wingspan while we wait for dessert.

[@rickyn3023]

He posted the “if you have to say alpha male” tweet twice. That’s when I saw him for the clickfarmer he is and quit caring

[@annaarchos8619]

yeah, just once was enough really

[@rickyn3023]

@@annaarchos8619 yeah I suppose. I think I just mistook him for a dumb fart the first time.

[@lukeman9851]

"Confusing and uncomfortable for everyone EXCEPT wait staff, likely involving sexy owl costumes" is actually kind of a fun idea, considering there are already some restaurants where the gimmick is the staff is rude to you.

[@Aogami20]

I am still unconvinced that Nick Adams is not a troll account. I have been following him for MONTHS and the stuff he says ... stuff like MULTIPLE TIMES talking about how he loves when his butcher "handles my meat" I just cannot believe he is being serious and expects us to believe he legitimately believes what he says.

[@amoureux6502]

He's 100% just saying whatever gets him the most clicks

[@HeavenlyEchoVirus]

Yeah this feels like a total troll account. Like it seems beyond merely going for likes, there’s too much “unintended humour” in the tweets, so consistently.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Yeah he knows what hes saying is ridiculous, I'm sure of that. Why hes doing it I'm not sure though

[@andu1854]

I hope that is true, because ofherwise he is a complete douche bag

[@HeavenlyEchoVirus]

@@andu1854 Let's be honest, he's one either way haha

[@makhnosrope3802]

that first nick adams tweet is legitimately one of the funniest things i’ve seen in so long. just cannot get over how he thinks paying a corporation to eat shitty food and bother disinterested women waiters is the greatest thing ever, but he’s 100% right that it’s the essence of modern american masculinity

[@Noctem_pasa]

Nick Adams is without fail the funniest person on the internet and I aspire to commit to a bit half as hard as he does

[@AllisonIsLivid]

Part of the point is, he doesn't actually think that, he's just built a brand around it to con other men into thinking that, so he can presumably take their money. It's an essential tool of fascism; a willingness to say or do anything, without shame, based entirely on the idea that it will garner the greatest reaction possible, and thus polarize people. That polarization keeps people apart, naturally, and to those who fall under the sway of the 'strong man' it proves that the strong men are on to something. If they weren't, why would the declared enemies get so upset?! About the things they say/do?! If you not wiping your ass makes not men unhappy, then clearly it is imperative that you never wipe your ass, to prove you are not not men.

[@Noctem_pasa]

@@AllisonIsLivid maybe it’s not that deep maybe it’s just a silly dumb take poster

[@AllisonIsLivid]

@Noctem it doesn't matter either way. You can see the effect this has on people dumb enough to take it at face value and agree with these guys. Fascism is a big silly joke, and it's very funny. Like how south park's silly funny fascism jokes normalized fascism for a whole new generation of silly funny reactionaries to emulate. Hilarious!

[@Noctem_pasa]

@@AllisonIsLivid it really isn’t that deep

[@KirstAngel]

Ik this video is a week old and you probably won't see this, but I just wanted to say thank you. I realized I was trans because of your content. A few years ago (idk what video exactly) you ended it by saying something to the effect of "I'm 30-something and am realizing I might not be the gender I was assigned at birth and at this point, I worry it's too late to do something about it" and me a 24-25 year old sitting in my bedroom who had been having Gender Feelings for a couple years already went "Oh my god, I'm going to be thirty something and realize that it's too late to do something about it." I started transitioning (ftm) in the summer of 2020 and I am so much happier now. I just wanted to say thank you for giving me the shock I needed, even if you didn't do it specifically for me.

[@mrosskne]

sorry to hear you ruined your life

[@nocturnalniceties6585]

I know your message is a year+ old, but I wanted to wish you well and say I'm glad you found your way to a path you find more fulfilling.

[@atreides213]

My parents, for some ungodly reason, once took me and my siblings to a Hooters-style restaurant (it was called Wolfies or something I think) when I, the oldest, was only like 14. I remember nothing about that place except one waitress who laughed at a joke I made, and the incredible awkwardness of everyone else in the restaurant. Introducing kids to that environment sort of stripped away the illusion that it was anything but a place for single men to ogle scantily clad women being paid minimum wage.

[@axeldude7051]

Bro my dad did the same thing and I remember being like 10-11, even as a kid I knew that something was wrong with the environment. Like this shouldn’t be something I should enjoy or even be around. I think it messed me up ever since.

[@stripeytawney822]

Uh, no. Remove "single" and then yeah. Lotta married dudes embarrassing themselves in there.

[@ingmar6666]

Sometimes I feel insecure about getting older and losing my luscious manes, but then I laugh for a full few minutes at fart noises and realize I’ll be juvenile at heart forever.

[@SuperSweetBoy]

As a companion to this video I would very much recommend the film ‘Support the Girls’ which is a story about a group of workers at legally-distinct-not-Hooters and has strong themes of class solidarity and is just a damn good movie

[@SEITANBOEF]

As a trans guy, I view masculinity as me choosing my own path. I'm an incredibly effeminate person, and I am a man. I get to have fun and live my life and love myself, and I think that makes me more alpha than Nick Adams

[@-user_redacted-]

Anyone who simply lives their life without regard for the thoughts of others is automatically at least 7000% more 'alpha' than his weasel ass.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

as a fellow feminine trans guy, thank god, i thought i was the only one. good to hear im a true alpha, scott mccall style

[@neilpemberton5523]

Yes. Guys like Nick who act like industrial grade tools are obviously compensating for something. Is it A) A small penis, or B) Gender Dysphoria? This is a totally scientific poll. No other answer is allowable!

[@FuelDropforthewin]

Don't be an alpha. Be the full release version of yourself. Patch regularly when you find flaws, constantly improving to become the best you you can be.

[@SuperOmegaBerserker]

@@FuelDropforthewin then they wouldn't of mutilated themselves based on false perceptions and then expect others to play into false perceptions which would be like going along with a schizophrenics delusions. Safe to say this all is autistic and from the agenda of pedophilia being accepted

[@NHT2]

I hate that these people exist. I will not interact with them, online or in person. I've failed to convince them of another way my entire life, people who prop themselves up with bolstering and lies. I appreciate you, Mildred, for making these videos.

[@Kibaoftheleaves]

Those people might be getting paid to say this stuff actually... I wonder.

[@chainswordcs]

@@Kibaoftheleaves conservative talking heads, sure. in the way that they gain an audience susceptible to their scam-adjacent tactics and then make money hand over fist. i wouldn't be so quick to say it's, for example, a government psyop or something. i think most conservative talking heads either genuinely believe most of what they say or are just complete grifters and scam-artists etc who say whatever convinces their audience to give them the most money.

[@MochaKimono]

Personally witnessed my own father buy a 2 for 20 deal at Chili's once. I can't believe this is how I have to find out he was a woman all along. I think I have to go be a creep at Hooter's now to reclaim my family's honor.

[@brandonjames412]

I never realized that having a preference of paying less for mediocre food, as opposed to paying more for mediocre food, isn't masculine. I guess you learn something new every day.

[@Surroundyourbases]

I'm amab, crossdresser, and I'm more of a man than that Nick will ever be. His masculinity is so weak, it could be crushed by a breeze of my lashes

[@grmpEqweer]

D◇mn right.

[@JacktheRah]

Any trans man pre transition is more man than Nick is.

[@sottosopravoce]

He's not alpha enough to lick your stilettos. Which probably taste as good as Hooter's wings.

[@Cruelty-Torture]

Eloquent ^^

[@Cruelty-Torture]

@Rimeau if there is no indecent exposure I dont see what the issue is? If you are so offended by the sight o the human body that some bare flesh is enough to rile ye may I suggest you never visit a beach. Also, bedroom gear? Lmao. Clothes are for what ever area I specify. Ive a lovely warm bedroom fleece I wear outside. Is a pyjama top. The horror. Kids don't care. Adults do, specifically repressed uptight adults. Have a good un ;)

[@Boonehams]

"It's okay for macho men to show every emotion available right there, you know. I've cried a thousand times and I'm gonna cry some more." - The "Macho Man" Randy Savage

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey!

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

HOO YEAAAH!

[@camipco]

A lot has been said recently about the way that extremist masculinity worship ends up coming off as kinda gay, and I feel like Macho Man Randy Savage really got that and turned it into art, instead of making it toxic and awkward the way these alpha male branded dudes do.

[@SuperOmegaBerserker]

@@camipco your name is Jamie your opinion on how masculinity works is moot

[@alfsmith4936]

Jordy Peadoson got that memo

[@cactusfondler9989]

I'm starting to believe that Nick Adams is a performance artist of the highest degree and he's taking us all for a wild ride akin to Mikey Miles.

[@stevenyukabacera160]

I'm down for an occasional 30 minutes of "here's a guy who sucks." They don't all have to be big elaborate videos about important things. Just gotta get a good dunk in now and then

[@TestSubjectNo23]

10:40 "as iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another" yeah! we alpha males enjoy rubbing our sweaty, hard and strong bodies against each other in a totally not homoerotic way

[@mylamename14]

The way that human trafficker guy pronounces “water” makes me irrationally angry. Or maybe rationally angry, since everything he does is contemptible by default.

[@berrim26]

It's his old accent peeking through. I think he used to be British

[@concept8192]

@@berrim26 USED TO BE?

[@kurks001]

This kind of entergaging content takes me back to the splendor of Thought Slime's Garfield Eats video.

[@HeavenlyEchoVirus]

We need a Garfield Eats follow up.

[@Sonichero151]

Hooters is the American Equivalent of the Japanese Maid Café in every way and form

[@opr6516]

A place to leer during lunch break where the wives won't find out.

[@kionashi]

more like a hostess clubs....

[@hayuseen6683]

Can't say I've been to a maid cafe but with them it seems more like a performance gimick job as opposed to... hiring a pair of boobs to stare at while serving bad cholesterol. Hooters seems worse in every way.

[@codysmith3853]

Oh my God you're right

[@DustyTheDog]

Yeah, but Japan has "tradition", so it is acceptable and nobody bats an eye, because "Tradition".

[@justadude8790]

I like the fact that when you read his tweets, your imitation of his voice sounds way cooler and way more masculine than his actual voice

[@Nuvizzle]

I refuse to believe that Mr. Hooters Is My Identity AlphaMale is a real person and not just someone who's transformed their entire lives and personas into a piece of living performance art.

[@monochromicornthetuna4256]

I choose to believe he's two children hiding under a trench coat masquerading as a man because I can't think of a better explanation

[@emilystewart6175]

The "Two Alpha Males fighting over a Trump NFT trading card" is what also makes me think this has to be the case

[@orioncooper1705]

"I just got diagnosed with big fart butt disease." I feel ya, Mildew. I have ulcerative colitis as well.

[@QueenSoledad]

My mom and I always went to hooters to get wings after marching band practice. I’d like to imagine getting to serve a mom in her forties and her teenage daughter was a welcomed reprieve from the creepy men 😂

[@Yawyna124]

I remember when I was a teenager and my dad would take me to Twin Peaks (which is like hooters, but even more... enh. I mean, it's another restaurant with "tits" as the name, you can guess.) Was super gross-feeling to have a married, pushing-50, man hitting on waitresses. I was a conservative-leaning shithead in my teens and even *I* was cringing. The time a decade or so prior when my stepmom almost split it off with him because of gentleman's club shenanigans definitely made more sense with hindsight.

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

@@Yawyna124 are your parents still together?

[@Voshchronos]

@@Yawyna124 Man, this kind of shit is so fucking gross. I remember, when I was a kid, my dad used to do this crap of hitting on lots of waitresses while being married. Not to anyone's surprise, he was having an affair for years with some woman from his work and the resulting divorce with my mom ruined the whole family lmao. I fucking hate when people who say they're monogamic do shit like this, it's pathetic.

[@Yawyna124]

@@kittykittybangbang9367 Oh, whoops, been a bit, didn't see. Twice divorced for a long while now. Don't know if any more have happened since I've estranged them. My mom split it off when I was 3 or 4. Stepmom (the one mentioned above) split it off when I was 18, about a year and a half after there was finally a, uh, domestic violence incident that I was witness to (they usually happened outside of the house while I was usually left there alone or with my siblings).

[@mrosskne]

None of them are creepy.

[@jesstopfer1]

As an Australian, the revelation that he is Australian was the most unsurprising reveal ever. It honestly made everything he says make even more sense. Aussie pride? 😭

[@10000spidersinatrenchcoat]

Hey you guys also have Courtney Barnett and she’s pretty cool

[@victoriafelix5932]

@@10000spidersinatrenchcoat true, as well as Olympia

[@rocki_bb]

Hugs! I live in an area of the US that produces men like this. Take pride in the fact that it's more comfortable for him to be like this today living in the US rather than Australia. You all have been working to change and correct things in ways the US never has, and you're making progress

[@camipco]

Second-hand US identity is a feature of the Aussie right wing, for sure. They have an inferiority complex about it because the Aussie assholes they bootlick aren't quite as obnoxious / rich as their US counterparts.

[@cosmicandy4620]

@@rocki_bb the way you worded this made it sound like you were talking bout an wild animal. like "This type of creature is more comfortable in America, as the more advanced countries provoke them to act afraid and aggressive towards others"

[@RandyBurgertime]

An old boss told me my cartoon character Laplander was unmanly, and I told him that taking cues from some other dude about how to express myself seemed like the least manly thing I could imagine and it made him so mad he kept trying to fire me and running up against comical shit preventing it, like the fact that he just couldn't keep anyone else around to do the work due to his shitty management style.

[@e.h.5680]

And yet you stayed and worked. That's the least manly shit ever.

[@CrowTR0bot]

I'm more curious what kind of workplace you had where you could show cartoon characters to your boss. Speaking of, can you tell me more about this Laplander character and the story he's part of?

[@ramr7051]

Cartoon character?

[@rocki_bb]

That's just beautiful! He was so incapable of working through the cognitive dissonance created by the situation that he was reduced to rage, and failed attempts at showing dominance combined with avoidance. Each failure to fire you likely increased his cognitive dissonance and increased his feelings of impotence. Seeing you likely did as well. That had to be incredibly satisfying!

[@RandyBurgertime]

@@CrowTR0bot a Laplander is a kind of winter hat, but I think my phone capitalized it because it's a demonym as well. It was a Jake the Dog hat. I'm a graphic designer, so I just worked at a desk, but sometimes it gets a kind of cold that sticks to you and it's nice to wear the warm hat all day.

[@skyllalafey]

So pathetic how they think leching on waitresses at a cheap wing joint like some kind of stunted adolescent is manly. At least be enough of an adult to drop tons of cash tipping the ladies at your local strip bar, sheesh.

[@mrosskne]

Selling your body on onlyfans is totally empowering though.

[@deadcopfiend777]

@@mrossknewhat’s ur point weirdo

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

“Nothing is better than Hooters” Pizza, daisies, smelling markers, any animal, a really good dream, a warm bath, picking a booger (a dry one), pizza, graham crackers, a nice sandwich, feeling good when you make a really good joke and someone laughs (in a nice way, not a mean way)…

[@vanbaguette7368]

getting stabbed into the leg with a fork

[@camipco]

Add to list: consensually looking at boobs in almost any other setting, eating tasty wings.

[@VendettaProduction01]

Snorting coke as they cut off your left leg

[@GordonSlamsay]

farting really loud (also a true alpha male move)

[@Mothman1992]

You ever have really bad peeling sunburn and you peel like your whole arm in one piece without it tearing? That's the stuff

[@goodolreliablejake4662]

Unionizing Hooters was like the prestige. Such a surprising yet perfect mid video twist. I laughed out loud

[@gelbadayah.sneach579]

I'm half surprised he didn't tell her not to let her child eat the left Twix.

[@PossumMedic]

🤣 underrated comment

[@nejdalej]

Wait isn't Twix made by Mars as well?

[@gelbadayah.sneach579]

@@nejdalej Oh yeah, looks like it is. Oh, also, "wearing heelies to escape my feelies" is an excellent screen name. 😸

[@jaymevaughn-linebarger5462]

“And you know who’s not men? *ZOOM* Women!” Absolutely DIED

[@lilitulee]

I just got done crying and turned this on, and immediately had a little chuckle. Seriously, thank you for that.

[@quinndawsonosgood5261]

I hope you are OK. Peace, strength, love and many many blessings 🌈

[@sundalosketch4769]

hope my virtual hug helps ya feel better. *squeeze*

[@sammantixgm]

...every moment of the sparkling water thing made me question reality on a deeper level than normal

[@christinasutton9698]

I’ll never forget being a little girl and asking my dad to take me to hooters because he told me they serve chicken wings, my all time favorite food. And him telling me it’s not good being embarrassed his daughter wants to go to hooters so bad

[@cosmicandy4620]

when I was a kid I always was curious about it due to having an owl mascot

[@scarletsletter4466]

It’s ok to enjoy hooters chicken wings. My sisters & I loved the food there as kids. I think the guy being clowned on in this video is just joking. It’s ok to dislike Hooters but let’s not pretend it’s super deep 😂

[@CourtneyVarner]

I know this is about Nick Adams but that clip of JBP talking about the capacity of violence making you a dangerous man, while looking like a stiff breeze would knock him over is hilarious.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Name one masculine trait Jordan (my mum was wasn't sure of my gender so she gave me a name that is both) Peterson has shown. I have known old greek women who shaved their chins more frequently than he does his face. And that voice isn't associated with humans who have testicles.

[@bookshelfhoney]

I'm just extremely confused why he didn't sound like a muppet that day, I've never heard a clip of him talking sound so...normal (the sound of his voice, not the content of what he was saying)

[@vaiyt]

"the threat of physical violence makes men respect each other'" - skeletal addict who sounds less threatening than the average 12 year old

[@kurks001]

Dude lost a fight with apple cider

[@amoureux6502]

My Illinois ass thought "JBP" stood for JB Pritzker for a solid 10 seconds and I was ABSOLUTELY baffled by the comment

[@blandasbread]

A REAL MAN drinks responsibly. Be safe out there kids.

[@lightningfirst689]

I was just listening with my phone in my pocket, and I swear, I assumed you were doing some parody bit whenever you read a Tweet. It didn't even occur to me to check until like, 12 minutes in.

[@JustsomeGuy22367]

Imagine thinking that masculinity is lessened by NOT paying to get blueballed.

[@Full_Otto_Bismarck]

Im glad im not the only one who thinks strip clubs are weird.

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

@@Full_Otto_Bismarck I went to one once, just for the experience, and I can't fully explain the feeling that I got while being there. Sad and empty is probably the best I can do, and there are people who go to these places regularly 😬

[@Full_Otto_Bismarck]

@@BarnacleBoy42069 Exactly, and the kind of masculine posturing that is shown in this video meant I caught hell for feeling that way. I'm as much a hetero pervert as any of them were but the whole dynamic of that activity is just so sad like you said.

[@euso2008]

@@Full_Otto_Bismarck I thought I was just weird, glad I'm not alone

[@Full_Otto_Bismarck]

@@euso2008 There's dozens of us!

[@CritFacts]

I appreciate the hell out of this video, thank you for making it.

[@tjkilen8208]

As a heterosexual American male, I have only been to Hooters once (and it took me until I was in my early 30s). Two guys from work suggested to go there for an after work meetup. I've never been one to ogle women, or talk about how "hot" people are, even as a horny young teenager. I always thought that behavior was, as the kids say, "cringe." The entire time was super uncomfortable. You know how you're always told to just ignore people if there is something awkward, like, let's say, wearing more revealing clothing or have an atypically large chest or something? Well, Hooters felt like it was just a constant "my eyes are up here" test. It's like, if I want to see titillation, I'll just stick to my own self pleasure, thank you. Maybe I don't have as much testosterone or something as the average male that acts like an old timey Looney Tune with eyes popping out while imitating a wolf, but I don't see how being sexually frustrated (at best) in public is supposed to be entertaining. And the food is definitely nothing to write home about. And I'm happily married with two children and I very much enjoy sex, but a significant amount of behavior at these sorts of places just seems deplorable (and sounds like it from stories from servers).

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

I live 10 minute walk from kingcross where there are about 10 strip clubs and 30 brothels, for 5 years. A mate dragged me to a strip club in Brisbane, I spent the time drinking hanging out with the bouncer who let me (I'm very short). Then the bouncer said hey dude come here and see this. Two of the strippers, who were a couple were making out back stage. They stopped for a bit saw me waived and went back to making out, they were high AF. I got the best show for free.

[@amoureux6502]

I remember hearing a guy say once (might have been a video, a tweet, something someone said to me in person, I don't know) "strip clubs aren't my thing because getting an awkward half-boner with my friends isn't my idea of a good time" and I think about it a lot

[@-._.-KRiS-._.-]

That's what I never understood about my coworkers who would watch porn on their mobile phones during our cigarette breaks. What, exactly, is the appeal of making oneself sexually frustrated in a semi-public setting?

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Same reason I never understood strip clubs as well

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

@@julesmasseffectmusic I dont understand what being short has to do with this

[@an8strengthkobold360]

"A second plane has hit the Hooters"

[@harveydangerfield]

the most upsetting (and only) story I have about my experience with a Hooters restaurant is when I was at a megamall with my mom when I was about 12 years old, and we wanted to get lunch some place. Neither of us had ever heard of Hooters before (her being a 40 year old woman and me being a frickin 12 year old) and she picked it out of a directory. As we got closer, I remember starting to feel uneasy, and as I saw the sign, I told her that I didn't think we should go in there. Just a weird gut feeling that to this day I couldn't explain. Maybe I could just pick up on the aura of sadness pouring out of the doors. An aura my mom I guess didn't pick up on because she was like NAHHH it'll be fine! And dragged my happy ass inside. By the time we were seated I think she realized her mistake but she was too embarrassed to leave, so we had one extremely uncomfortable mother-son lunch at a Hooters, the whole time during which I refused eye contact with a single person, including my mother. Deeply troubling childhood experience. Do not bring your children to Hooters.

[@Mondomeyer]

"No one under 50 is ever going to this resturant..." Unless you include the entire wait-staff.

[@hayuseen6683]

If hooters hired cougar staff I'd have more respect for it and the place would probably be nicer.

[@missgreen101]

@@hayuseen6683 ok some start a breastaurant called cougars 😄

[@juicetube3259]

femboy hooters/ himbo hooters>actual hooters

[@plntpls]

As an Australian, I can't imagine any of these posts being anything but satire.

[@Tickerchicken]

I’ve always hated the concept of hooters, I don’t want women to like me because their paid to, I want women to like me for who I am, despite my issues with my parents destroying any healthy psychology I could have as an adult.

[@William-Morey-Baker]

you arent... wrong... but most men don't delude themselves into thinking the women like them... the men just like looking at big boobs in skimpy outfits. not saying its the best intentions, but its really not all that hard to understand or really that messed up. the whole exploitation of labor thing aside... the concept itself is basic. men like boobs. go figure.

[@jimballard1186]

Part of me is insanely curious to go to Hooters and see exactly how uncomfortable it makes me. Most of me just doesn't want them to have my business.

[@grmpEqweer]

I really resonate with that. I want people to like me for who I am, even though I don't like me much, and emotional closeness with others scares the crap out of me. It means they can rip my heart out, metaphorically. (Or maybe literally. If I really tick them off.) Doing more therapy.👍

[@harrietr.5073]

@@grmpEqweer Before you love someone, love yourself. Love someone and love yourself.

[@BrooksSeanRobinson]

My friends dragged me into a hooters like 20 years ago. There were some weird customers in there, but the waitresses didn't act like they liked us, they just acted like normal waitresses. I had to go to a Titled Kilt for work lunch once, that place is worse.

[@Jeretti16]

This dude’s takes are so wild that I have to believe this is performance art to continue existing in society. 😂

[@andrewanastasovski1609]

I'm also continuously fascinated by the motivation for this. What is he doing?

[@terpsidance.]

I mean it seems like acting like an aggressive idiot works, so long as you're pandering to the right. It worked for Trump and it's working for Musk and it seems to be working for this guy. Most likely he'll be on Fox and then he'll get a book deal or some position of power or general access to wealth.

[@rhysvanderwaerden5518]

It's a parody account right?

[@perplexedcats7687]

It's a wild take that sexism is bad? Or are you talking about just Hooters?

[@perplexedcats7687]

OH you're talking about that fucking politician dude! I'm dumb

[@pungoblin9377]

As THE Australian, we personally apologize for his divergence from our collective. We are currently trying our best to reincorporate him.

[@phagtacular]

Fun fact: I went to school with a woman who managed a Hooters. While it’s not overtly stated, the atmosphere and money does in fact lead to a strain of sex work that isn’t REQUIRED……..but is definitely (hint hint) required.

[@Addy.the.Hobbit]

Just started the video, needed to compliment your makeup immediately! It looks amazing, keep it up!!

[@tsharabrown3719]

"I am more man than woman, *for now.*" I love that. I relate to it very well, though with genders switched.

[@mrosskne]

You can't change your gender.

[@HomersIlliad]

I am so glad you mentioned off the bat how no one under 50 would go to what I would charitably describe as a 1980's time capsule.

[@brandonjames412]

You shouldn't talk about 1980's time capsules like that. Video rental places often had wood paneling and a strange checkerboard style to the floor tile. It would actually be kind of neat to see one again. Also, Gadzooks was around in the 80's and 90's; I think Gadzooks would actually do pretty well today if they could bring their prices down a little bit.

[@Mr47steam]

as an alpha male myself I can confirm that Hooters is very bussin no cap fr

[@dustinyager11]

I bought the Autism T-shirt. Someone while out was like "hell yea Austin texas" lololol

[@james2529]

Hey Mildred, glad to see someone finally representing those of us in the Big Fart Butt (BTB) community. BTBers have for too long been sniffed at. People can no longer turn their noses up at us. We will rise!