Bend, But Don't Break | Sacred Symbols, Episode 314

[@SlayerGiant]

“Kirby thinks Abortion Should go Back to the States” 😂

[@chriskos7868]

Based Kirby

[@roysummerland3419]

3 hours? The west really is in decline.

[@S1X_Bucks]

Still taking me 2 days to watch it... I get side tracked. Lol

[@JimsGameRoom]

​@S1X_Bucks Yeah a usual episode takes me about 4-5 days while on my commute, haha. I'm happy for the SLIGHTLY shorter ep, especially during a punching up week

[@Ragucci25]

Don't complain

[@S1X_Bucks]

@@Ragucci25 pretty sure that was a joke.

[@Loopez2284]

Only 3 hours? What am I supposed to do with my life

[@Frovski]

Have to watch it on half speed to make up for it

[@Suflysflash]

And all three of them are there. WOW they are surely phoning it in lol

[@benjaminamouroux8395]

There’s a dope beach off sunset cliffs with your name on it! Barely anyone here after July 4th hangovers!

[@MrMartyPlays]

Litteraly unsubscribed

[@jimmydeanman]

Fr

[@fatsloth9209]

3 hours.. it's joever

[@MichaelFromTheAttic]

Such a classic Colin moment 😅 Dustin: Proceeds to explain how excited he is about the fireworks he bought. Colin: "Fireworks suck. It's not 1800 hundred anymore"

[@MisterK-YT]

Damn… imagine being the guy who’s been listening to Colin for a decade, FINALLY getting the nerve to write in because you think you have a really fantastic show idea… just to have Colin be like “uhh yeah… it’s called LSM spoilercasts; we do those all the time. Idiot.”

[@28_Spokes]

Yeah, didn’t like that answer at all. That’s obviously not what the writer meant.

[@jackflash8567]

@@28_Spokes And what did YOU mean exactly?

[@rocketboy1674]

Maybe he'll strive to do better on his next write it. Fuck you! Thanks for commenting.

[@thisisnotreallife20]

Colin with the Don Mattrick energy...jk lol

[@jonbarnettvevo]

I love how the boys are all "oh why would you ever dickride a corporation" and then Dustin says "get rid of Android phones, everyone buy a real phone", basically simping for Apple, one of the biggest corporations in the world.

[@dustinfurman5030]

Something someone who owns a shitty phone would say for sure.

[@jonbarnettvevo]

@@dustinfurman5030 I've been had

[@coolgamer86]

It’s tongue in cheek

[@BusteloMaster]

@@coolgamer86 tongue in buttcheek

[@MidnightBootySnatchr]

Try pirating things on an IPhone lmao

[@maverick85]

1:59:20 Tim Getty's major burn! I laughed my ass off! 😂

[@luciddre4m]

Would've been great if he said, "sponsored by... Nvidia"

[@TaylorFrye94]

I dont get it how is it a tim Gettys burn

[@maverick85]

@@TaylorFrye94 Tim is streaming his wedding day and it's being sponsored by Nvidia

[@KayFabeMedia]

@@maverick85 what a fucking tool.

[@HMAcademia]

@@maverick85 Oh god. I really didn´t like him back when Colin was part of kinda funny but I guess it got worse lol

[@ViciousRead]

Colin Moriarty: “Get better, America. You’re sick.” Thomas Matthew Crooks: “Nah.”

[@CL0UDR1DER]

Of course Dustin would eliminate all Android phones. An Apple sheep through and through 🐑

[@DanXcel]

Peak ending with this episode lol

[@dominicleone560]

I also love the fact that Jason Pierre-Paul still made a Pro Bowl after blowing his fingers off.

[@ArkhamInmate92]

He won another super bowl after blowing his fingers off

[@lanceenchainte4890]

@@ArkhamInmate92 He has just been enough fingers on that hand for his SB rings.

[@OCMRick]

Days gone sales 7.3m in 3 years, GOT 9.73 in 2 years... WTF are they talking about???

[@murmaidman3885]

I’m not sure if any of the guys will see this, but I just wanted to say that while I’m not a subscriber I love watching the show each week!

[@kimjaeger4399]

2:36:58 I rolled off my hair laughing at your impression Chris. Holy fuck that was good

[@K_Rob]

Colin is off about Amazon retaining its online status. Yes it is convenient but cheap it is not. The site has been flooded with cheap Chinese products and a lot of those are flips from Wish and other scam sites. You have to really dig for the good products and the price is huge for those. Also the delivery service is trash now that they are doing it in house.

[@TheHOOfan1]

Yeah, Amazon has become pretty horrible. They increase the prices for Prime, but there are still a ton of items they won't deliver in 2 days, and they put commercials on the streaming service. You have to be very careful to see who is selling an item, or you are going to get scammed. They will ship EVERYTHING in a bubble mailer, and even if they let you return it when it comes in damaged, they will keep shipping in a bubble mailer, so good luck getting some items to come in undamaged.

[@gaztheman7879]

Hey guys I don’t care what you play on but my biggest annoyance on all PlayStation podcasts when talking about games including kinda funny when they did there podcast if they didn’t all play it it’s a lot played on pc so it’s a pain in the ass to find out how it runs on PlayStation.

[@boochtron]

huh?

[@Tatman2TheResQ]

"People have to get real phones." Champions the phones recommended for geezers. 🤔

[@XxZannexX]

Maybe elsewhere in the world. Not in the US.

[@Tatman2TheResQ]

@@XxZannexX iPhones are definitely recommended for old people over Android because of simplicity.... especially in the US.

[@arbernardo7554]

He loves to recommend overpriced, non-secure, DRM-infested products.

[@c-los512]

I hope you boys have a lovely weekend. Your consistency cannot be overstated. Episode length aside, you guys are a constant in my life that I greatly appreciate. Be easy sacred slits.

[@cipher9849]

I personally love the diatribe sections of the show. Just entertaining to listen to.

[@KZ3fps]

No android phones? Guess i'll have to get a landline then

[@Wayofthelao]

I had a bad feeling…3 hours ??? Did Chris have another doctors appointment

[@chriskos7868]

Since he’s an adderall addict like Jaffe, he’d have to go every three months at least

[@aptaylor86]

Lol the edit at the end of last question

[@marioq8395]

Curious if Colin was taking a shot at Kinda Funny livestreaming and sponsoring Tim Getty's wedding when he said they should live stream the birth of Dustin's baby? Or did Colin have no idea that KF did that? Could see it either way.

[@Collier990RHCP]

He will definitely know about it

[@Calladim]

Livestreaming a wedding is peak USA is a parody of itself.

[@Dimbduck]

It's confirmed, Tim will be a parody character in the next GTA game.

[@lostinlucidity]

If he could livestream him losing his virginity, he would.

[@RealMisterDoge]

As an American of Bosnian descent, every time we roast a lamb we joke that it’s a dog because it does indeed look like a dog

[@DoublexCoke]

Hope you guys had a good one! We had a guy a few years ago super drunk a few houses down, and after every firework no matter how big he would shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA." Ingrained in our 4ths ever since lol.

[@MrJamess1982]

As someone who has played both of Horizon’s main games, there are human enemies they could fight as in the game we fight humans and machines.

[@boots8562]

Dustin edged me with the fire hoop alcohol story. I was totally expecting the chick to set herself ablaze! I was kinda hoping for it!

[@anthonydevetis7221]

How do people not know about the appear offline feature? I use every day of my life on ps since probably 2014 when my friends wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone so I can do my hobby in peace 😂

[@nateg3998]

Colin is definitely not a mad person, but I will say there is a stark contrast in his general tone and demeanor when compared to old clips from Beyond and Kinda Funny. We love you Colin.

[@nateg3998]

@@Kung_Fu_Kenny anything's possible. Hard to say as a viewer and not someone who actually knows him personally. I hope so, though!

[@edisjd]

Get rid of android phones? What fanchild ish are you Dustin?

[@dustinfurman5030]

Sorry, I just like phones that are actually good.

[@arbernardo7554]

He's technologically illiterate.

[@funzbunz]

Sponsoring the birth 👀😂😂

[@desertgsrider1]

My little town (45 minutes south of Butler called Leechburg) had a Police chief that was eventually convicted of texting underage girls but before the conviction blew his hand off! Karma was dealt that day!

[@LateGreatHenry]

No fireworks in LA? No reason to bring up BBQ at LSM? Chris go back to sleep, your brain isn’t working yet. lol

[@crackcorn0404]

I own a small store and people were surprised I was open on the 4th. They don't seem to understand that I don't get holiday pay. Lol

[@Yiazmats]

nice dustin, wearing the same Bloodborne shirt I was wearing at the moment I was watching lol

[@sabumafoo_]

I wonder how Colin is feeling about the cancellation of around the nfl. I’m personally inconsolable.

[@superbadisfunmy]

3 hours is crazy short smh. I hope you guys don't keep doing short podcast like this.

[@desertgsrider1]

They can't just make up stories. There is NOTHING going on in the gaming world this week besides the bottom feeding stories that are regurgitated by many channels.

[@kinghoff316]

Not to mention they recorded on the 4th of July.

[@superbadisfunmy]

Obvious sarcasm

[@kinghoff316]

@@superbadisfunmy yeah sorry that one went over my head 😅

[@stephendow8607]

Had to laugh when Chris said he didnt want the show to be a circle jerk 😂😂

[@afroponix3414]

If Amazon unionized there would be no reason to ever break them up.

[@jackcall3815]

Pretty obvious why they dumped Garvin. Guy is a total head case and seems like a horrible leader

[@TheMarq16]

Happy we got this episode. Needed this for work on Friday.

[@BusteloMaster]

Dustin saying he spoke to John made me happy. I hope we get to see a sacred × spawn wave something

[@xwers1234]

Would be super interesting for a Dustin led interview of Spawn Wave

[@BusteloMaster]

I'd be down for whatever.

[@JoRo729]

That would be cool. I like John and his channel a lot, but I kinda fell off because he is so Nintendo focused. And that's fine, just not for me.

[@BusteloMaster]

@JoRo729 He recently started up a playstation podcast with mystic Ryan. Sacred is still my fave but I enjoy hearing their takes too.

[@JoRo729]

​@@BusteloMaster That's cool. I'll have to check it out.

[@Kung_Fu_Kenny]

I was thrilled to see the 3 hour length. Maybe I can actually catch up on SS+ now!

[@FreshWitcher]

Colin should stop watching all those dumb political shows. If he did maybe he'd go back to enjoying the 4th of July like everyone else.

[@PetrifyingPumpkins]

The reason Varl is there, and the big Horizon push in general, IMO, is down to Hulst pushing his baby.

[@ClarkieReidri]

well I don’t want to be a dick here but after trying out a couple episodes of sacred symbols I’ve come to this conclusion: Colin (as a personality) is the worst part of the show.

[@eSuaz]

27:48 that transition from Chris was smooth

[@BoTalksGames]

All major personal life events should be sponsored and live streamed

[@ThatGuyXX7]

Tim, is that you? 😂

[@AloisWeimar]

Project 2025 Kirby cracked me up

[@lanceenchainte4890]

I had an appropriate sized slice of pie to enjoy with this episode.

[@JustinLatham]

The new Crazy Taxi sounds like Uber the game, a hundreds of unskilled transporters driving around a city.

[@CrimsonSun88]

Played silhouette mirage many years ago when a friend showed me. Cool mechanic and some goofy (but fun) voiced dialogue for the boss fights.

[@teza1383]

Saw that this was 3 hours & thought that Dustin must’ve left early 😂

[@XxZannexX]

Don’t even waste the time on trying to reeducate this PC gamer. Just send me out back 😂

[@wiggyp1v255]

Driving around London in period correct licensed cars was a huge part of its charm. Take that away and its just not the same game.

[@user-vr1sk5fv4v]

Skipping this week, too short

[@quezcatol]

Yes, you can reset the time in Majoras Mask but lets not forget that you carry over your stats/levels when you "die/fail" in Dead Rising so even if you "run out of time" you have most likely managed to make a good progress for the next "new game", in fact the first runs should probably be about leveling up and exploring and learning where certain survivors are, powerful weapons and then go for it in playthrough 2 or 3 at earliest. So no, there is no real "stress factor" in Dead Rising since you can carry more, become stronger, get more health, can move faster etc, for every level you gain and thus just playing and even failing, you still made a stronger and op character for next playthrough which will make it much easier and so on.

[@JoRo729]

Oh, I didn't know that. That's a great idea. Kinda like a roguelite before every game became a roguelite.

[@benjaminkelln8597]

I love the Gameboy Micro. I spent so much time playing Skating Board on Warioware Inc with that.

[@sparty5449]

Fireworks are just plain annoying.

[@ryangorris9686]

Crazy Taxi shouldve been given the Tony Hawk 1+2 treatment

[@loutronz4708]

Based on our our tiny hands that Gameboy micro is... Perfect!

[@Man-xn2fu]

Sounds like Dustin got a little rowdy at the rally after all

[@Ragucci25]

Damn that goodbye got me

[@wiggyp1v255]

That Gameboy micro looks so big in Dustin's tiny hands 😂

[@dudleyville66]

Hope to hear about the Sakaguchi interview

[@Fahrenheit38]

Im sitting here trying to think of the resolution to the Queens Blood story line and for the life of me i can't

[@luciddre4m]

Prodeus rules in terms of atmosphere, weapons, and music. The level design is a nightmare though. It evokes the original Doom games in all the worst ways. You're navigating corridors and searching for keys in maze-like, samey-looking industrial areas and I was just worn out after like 6 hours and fell off.

[@NuMetalRikki]

Dead Rising physical in November according to Gematsu.

[@bdre5555]

Colin, Alan Wake 2 plays brilliantly on PS5 now fyi. I played through the entire game just a couple of months ago. It looks gorgeous. There are a couple of graphical settings in there, and tinkering with these let me find the best visuals for my setup. Plus the first DLC just released. It's definitely one of my very favorite games I've played this year, you definitely should return to it.

[@itsinternet5768]

The ending so delightfully petty.

[@francisco24slb1]

just 3 hours ?!

[@bdre5555]

Is Chris's friend who was born on the 4th of July Tom Cruise?

[@aimcrux2231]

Imagine when neuralink style gameplay mixes with vr in the not so distant future. Irl sword art online incoming hopefully with a better plot tho

[@SLACKERSroom]

PASADENA MENTIONED!!!!!

[@Mk7golfR]

So no thoughts on Helldivers losing 90% of players or ps stars being down for a whole month?

[@TopTwom]

The Helldivers thing is a non-story. It has the players it needs to be a healthy and active online game. You've been reading clickbait. No info on the weird PS Stars outage thing is weird for sure

[@benjaminamouroux8395]

Fusion frenzy twisted system was the fucking best bro! Only thing I cared about too!

[@fragileparadox8658]

Dustin doesn’t know what molotovs are?

[@digitalXP13]

If Sony Bends next live service game fails, they 100% will work on days gone 2!

[@TheHOOfan1]

Some of the pitch for Days Gone 2 was actually a lot like a live service game. I'm fairly active in a community that focuses heavily on Days Gone, and they have talked a lot to Garvin and Ross, and some of them are still friendly with Bend Studio, even having toured the place after Garvin and Ross left. What Garvin said about the community manager getting the job because he was a super fan isn't wrong either. It's been over 5 years since Bend had released a game. They've only released 2 games in the past 13 years, if their next game is a bust, they may become a support studio, or be closed. They were reportedly asked to work on another Uncharted game but declined. If their next game is a bust, they won't have the leverage to decline those types of requests.

[@BusteloMaster]

Sony at tgs tells me strong japanese partner showing which tells me persona 6

[@ScaryPeet]

Death Stranding is very serious until it isn't. That's the Kojima way. Princess Beach is a classic.

[@mariodiosdado]

Oh nice coincidence, I'm currently reading Project: Hail Mary, 35% in

[@kadabur]

Moriartyyyyyy!!!!🎉 Happy SS Friday or Monday for freeloaders

[@ArkhamInmate92]

2:28:29 because of this i bet the ps5 pro version rebreaks the visual shimmering

[@PaleNightingale]

Hating android phones is wild. Anytime I use an iphone that belongs to someone I know I feel like I'm using a baby's first phone that intentionally limits what I can do with my phone because it thinks I'm too stupid or some shit YOU get a real phone You're using a toy

[@d8l835]

Jason Pierre Paul. You are correct Colin. He actually 'played' for my beloved, and your sworn enemy, the Miami Dolphins last year. His hand is fucking disgusting lol be safe everyone. Don't be JPP

[@RealMisterDoge]

That ending is so funny

[@Moeron86]

I never realized that Chris is so..well....mini😅

[@Shinobifoxx]

Goblin Sharks are also gnarly as fuck

[@vishnualcyone9170]

Sorry for the stupid question but whatever happened to the sacred 300 live show episode?

[@vishnualcyone9170]

@@JoltinJoe Thank you! Time to join!

[@danielberry4765]

I really enjoyed The Getaway games. Playing GTA in my home country. Sony desperately needs a game in this genre. Grand Theft Auto Online dominates because it has no competition.

[@SLtheFMAYT]

That ending was awesome.

[@MrAdam802]

Dead Rising remake looks amazing, the dream dead rising game fans have wanted. Instant day 1 buy. I still can't even believe its actually real.

[@jettxjordan]

1:59:00 lol

[@gilbertoarellano8525]

Dam LSM fell off only 3 hours.

[@MakenshiCritiques]

Only games I know how to speedrun are re1, re2 and re3 remakes. Silent Hill 2 and 4

[@benjaminamouroux8395]

Love me some sausage 12:00 do your bratwurst!

[@jimcarrey2866]

1:37:00 When in doubt, pinky out

[@benjaminamouroux8395]

RFK on a dog day afternoon…woof

[@WAR904]

22:23 Why a double fucking ad? Goddamn