Bert vs. Ron - 50 Yard Dash

[@wolfman8449]

Mickey Mantle gene just lost to a 350 pound guy that literally sits down for a living and runs like we walk when we have an emergency shit coming

[@danteswar1]

underrated comment. I spit out my drink on that one

[@birkergud7359]

Omg i love this comment 😂😂

[@ZeZeBatata69]

Mickey Mantle gene is no match for the quick twitch gene.

[@HurriShane00]

Funniest comment I've seen a long time!!! I legit burst out laughing 10/10

[@andren8788]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@joemcevoy2553]

We need Ron on Rogan to tell “Bert behind the scenes.” Stories.

[@erich8291]

Can we petition this to Joe somehow? Ron deserves an audience with Caesar!

[@seanmatthewking]

Oh god why? 85 percent of Bert's life is on camera at this point..

[@gunkle7986]

No he seems very annoying

[@Dsi1ver]

Just another build up to sober October or w.e. month.

[@Jeffro5564]

I love to see that

[@award95]

Please make a series called Bert vs Ron because listening to y’all talk shit to each other was funnier than tom’s getting fired story lol

[@pacificboy5637]

I want to see them do the hot ones challenge together would be some of the funniest content yet! Or even Buffalo Wild Wings challenge

[@wingmanbomer]

Oh I'd definitely watch that shit.

[@jhvibes3471]

HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEWHEEEEEHHHEEEEEEEFAKELAUGHINGHEEEEEEEEEE

[@ryanblewbone2361]

I think it just means Ron is naturally funnier than both Bert and Tom.

[@pythgoreansassistant2789]

Hey Tom Segura, you've been sprinting your entire life.

[@VideoNozoki]

Hey, Tom SeGUra, you've been sprinting you whole life. (I know.) Show this fool up!!!

[@acrispysprite8559]

"I know." 😂😂

[@shooglechic]

I'm dying laughing at the mental image of Segura six feet ahead of him with a carrot dangling off a stick.

[@smplmher]

“Venmo Ron a thousand dollars please” is the funniest line in this

[@smplmher]

Xx Yy well im a fan so yeah

[@stromdiddily9166]

By far the best part. So subtle lol.

[@michaeladams6847]

@Xx Yy I've seen you comment on multiple people's videos, and not once has it resembled anything positive. Maybe you just need a better mirror, bruh..

[@Seatowntony206]

@@michaeladams6847 right like dont watch if you gonna hate😂😂😭😭

[@giggityeffyou]

Xx Yy I don't hate Chrysler but im not a fan of his or his standup and even I enjoyed this clip... Take the stick out of your ass buddy, c'mon

[@dbrano74]

😂 Bert’s obsessed with power. “You’d never guess he’s my employee” Ron meet Nadav.... Nadav meet Ron....

[@AcerbicOrder]

The irony of Bert talking about how confident Ron was.

[@Exbozz]

"I CAN DO A SPLIT RIGHT NOW"

[@ImDallasGonzales]

He made the mistake of racing a black dude...I thought he knew black guys are just on average faster. Thought he was racist. What a shame /s

[@williammontgomeryclips9051]

This is a real nightmare

[@johnroethel5527]

Thank you Bert and Ron for this little peace of stupid fun during a time when everything seems to be going in the shitter!! Sencerely an enjoyable moment, much needed.

[@lanesalt5737]

"You would never guess that he's my employee" 🤣😜

[@deethreez]

i've noticed him saying "i'm your boss" now 😬

[@igotworms]

Matt L duh. He's racist.

[@RhythmAssistedPoetry]

@Matt L no, he's saying he employs Ron.

[@barnabydodd8956]

The funniest thing is that he actually won because his stomach is fatter LMAO. Perfect ending to the race.

[@rupertpupkin1476]

This is one of the greatest sports upsets of all time.

[@davidwatts6730]

If by "upset" you mean REALLY upsetting to Burt then yes I agree.

[@FirinMahLazer1]

Bert's stories about Ron don't do him justice. He's hilarious!

[@lewismorgan13]

"I can't believe how confident he is.."... Bert getting a glimpse of what others see in him for once

[@Twigg4075]

Ron literally won because he has the slightly bigger gut.

[@PageShearling]

🤣

[@joshwettlin6670]

Inertia! 😂

[@jonw8697]

Spoiler alert

[@bluebloxbang6105]

Slightly better legs for running

[@mzleelee1983]

What

[@OneOranges]

Ron looks like he is running to the bathroom while trying not to shut his pants. Good race fellas

[@roasrunna8634]

That's self motivation, he tells him self " I need to shit " Carl Lewis used that technical strategy at the Olympics

[@MrHollablack]

exactly! lmao

[@seanmatthewking]

That's how a man runs.

[@Oshy638]

Love the energy you have on your tour bus, nothing but jokes and a good time

[@davidp3705]

Bert wouldve won easy if there was a dog at the finish line.

[@airbreadwich]

David P, or a bear chasing him!

[@Mike91Owen]

Or if someone was chasing after him with some clean water

[@cjkat92]

Michael Owen and a toothbrush

[@gabeasturd8958]

Or a donut

[@matthewgierula5674]

Or a bucket of soapy water and some shampoo

[@MrHollablack]

This is the best Bert Kreischer content I've ever seen

[@benmeadors6799]

Never challenge a guy to a race who's name is only one letter away from Run.

[@Conda17]

Nice

[@viclor2876]

😂😂😂

[@teddygrey6288]

That’s fucking joke 😂 Well done sir 👏🏼

[@jonbecher5727]

Out-fucking-standing sir! Lol

[@stevetoth7136]

Look at the Canadian Olympic team, all like that. Jogg, Dassh, Racce. All fast and annoyingly polite

[@alfredsantiago2522]

Bert laughing as he says “I’m coming,” seems like that’s how he would sound like when he comes.

[@humanoid144]

u dont need the word like after sound

[@johnedward8352]

Imagine how bad Bert must have smelled after that exertion.

[@Mosby-z8c]

And you know he don't get a bath until there is a pool somewhere. That bus is mustyyy

[@SmokesDankInACave]

🤮 god bless his wife

[@drewyoung9734]

Weird

[@geromelegnome5446]

I'm sure the pool at the park gonna need extra chlorine after his bath.

[@trentlanders5852]

It probably wasn't much worse than normal.

[@k.m.382]

Dude, that looks like SO much fun!! I love Berts uncontrollable laughter when he's trying to speak. Hilarious!

[@jasonwawryk3821]

"Put your sneakers on, FatBoy"....I don't know who this Ron guy is, but he is my new personal hero.

[@baronaz8083]

His bus driver

[@erich8291]

The only bus Ron crashes is Bert's pride.

[@TheNeonParadox]

I didn't know I needed running-Bert in my life until just now. It was like watching a turtle have a seizure on its hind legs.

[@joyfullysad]

the stank cloud coming off of bert when he ran by killed all the local vegetation

[@christucker7434]

Love the atmosphere you have with the guys helping you run the show.

[@Buddiesystem_]

This event is the reason why Bert dropped his racism, and when he finally put down his robes we realized how smelly he truly was.

[@zace98]

Grand Stink Wizard

[@zeke7515]

Really starting to think Bert has a humiliation kink.

[@charliebrown1134]

1:25

[@tdev04]

Bert would’ve won if someone said “the loser has to take a shower”. That dude STINKS

[@gt1186]

😂😂😭😭😭

[@tomc5435]

Bert doesn't stink. He showers in his pool.

[@PaulSHelms]

Bert’s laugh and Ron’s way hyper excitement made the whole video. 😂

[@undedmulti700]

I need an entire series of Bert vs

[@YANILLIONAIRE]

there was a whole show basically based on this premise

[@isabellastambolis6484]

The funniest Bert video ever. He actually looked very athletic. The race looked so funny. I thought he'd take him at end.

[@robertthompson9161]

Hanging with them for a day would hurt my face from laughing so much I do believe lol

[@longfellow7271]

Absofuckinglutely

[@jaydubya3698]

LOL with a side of fries and a shake!!! I'm fricking dying. Two guys with just no stride pattern, no fast twitch, no acceleration, huge guts, both both just hoping they don't blow a hammie at 35 yards. Now THAT was classic. O M G

[@lacefacethegreat]

High pitch Bert is my favorite! 🤣🤣

[@sts3884]

I am missing sports so much I was jumping up and down in my kitchen cheering these two on!!!!! It was awesome.

[@mvpdjwcc6844]

If there is no pool how does Bert shower on tour?

[@1999tenorio]

good question

[@vikashKumar-ir6ph]

he doesn't

[@shoonger001]

the smell tells the story nobody wants to hear...

[@cfuse]

He waits 'til it rains and lies down in the nearest puddle.

[@_Seanime]

Love everything about this. Please more behind the scenes stuff

[@ragethevictorious3060]

Whos here after watching 2 Bears 1 Cave about this lol

[@TheHarrip]

For a moment I forgot about covid. Cheers. Got a flight in the morning. So many forms to go see my mate. Viva Espana 🤞 grassy ass.

[@UltimateUpland]

Bert and Ron, this is exactly the content we need right now. Full decathlon -- I'm here for it. #TeamRon

[@thesonggardenproject1316]

The actual foot race looked like a Benny Hill sketch .... Hilarious

[@DetroitRon]

More of these videos, Burt. I loved your vlogs from back in the day.

[@jakobmorningstar]

Bert is the embodiment of the stereotypical “Florida man”...

[@agfb4039]

That's actually Mike Platinum Perry

[@bluebloxbang6105]

Bert have A.B.S A:A B:Big S:Stomach

[@marcom.7995]

Great Video ... Just goes to show how Laughter cures anything!

[@whoshotya117]

I guess Bert never heard the "quick twitch, slow twitch" bit by Bill Burr...

[@dave9928]

One of my favorite bits ever

[@rustyshackleford444]

Quick twitch beats Micky Mantle gene.

[@michaeliscoool]

Maybe the best casual content you’ve ever done. Loved the editing haha

[@KaYem_inc]

Imagine how fast he'd be on molly. Where's coach Shaffir?

[@AXLFREEDOM]

This is such a great high quality youtube video. Honestly it's better content then most youtubers are putting out currently. Keep it up bert. I can see you hitting 1m subs very quickly with videos like this

[@bobb180]

To be fair his belly was at the finish line before they even started

[@showup01]

Best thing i’ve seen all week. And only half way through!

[@elemenz888]

Too easy... Ron just imagined Bert as a cop.

[@derkavondangerkill7628]

Only a video of Bert would be titled 50 yard dash and consist of him sitting for over 3/4 of the video. Love you Bert.

[@bartkicktown]

Why is Ron not a comedian? Bert should have him open.

[@imemberberry]

I think he made him open with a minute once, dude's funny. I hope they post his white theories video soon.

[@jrzaccari]

Bert already has 3 openers😂

[@blankblank9117]

Bert is the most charitable person in the world.

[@apinchbetter91]

They actually tied but Ron's gut is just a little larger

[@kenc12]

I agree on the bigger gut but but he had a step on bert gotta give him that

[@karningham2849]

Ken_Ken 20 yeah uhhhhh it’s a joke Einstein

[@josher3996]

More Ron Vs Bert. i was smiling, loved it.

[@uhbuhbhbuhbuhbu]

This is some real Trailer Park Boys shit! Look at the way that guy holding a beer walks out of a gazebo like he lives there. Edit: Wait, is that literally a trailer park?

[@aaronpeart]

FOR REAL. This wouldn't be out of place at all.

[@ryansellsdrugs]

It looks like an RV park to me. So pretty much, yeah.

[@InBobWeTrust]

Him looking over at Bert as he crossed was CLASSIC XD

[@Daguigoz]

Bert got beat by a full body width! “I got beat by an inch”! He thinks his body has only an inch of width? 😅

[@yukmoutb5885]

this is the content we needed. so this is the hilarious driver ? ya, keep him in more videos.

[@SirStoneFace]

Imagine working out and being beat by a bus driver with a big belly.

[@uddmike]

So pumped your filming this tour! So we can enjoy some of it from Sweden!

[@chrism45]

I've never actually seen Bert's tour crew, they're all different versions of the same guy.

[@bryanaustin6608]

as a driver, never underestimate $$ deals. Hells Yeah Ron!!!

[@giggityeffyou]

If only Barts legs flailed as fast as his arms did, he would've won by at least 20 yards

[@nickolasroig7360]

Bruuuhhh 😂😂😂

[@soukkhanhsila134]

Bert's laugh is so contagious.

[@igotworms]

"The Race-Race. A dash to end racism."

[@jeannettemaldonado4628]

I need to bottle Bert's laugh, it's the freaking best 🤣🤣🤣

[@whataloadofbollox]

I was watching a clip of Usain Bolt sprinting and KZbin recommended this afterwards, I wonder if that was because I am fat :(

[@broimpeccable4219]

I can't wait for more of these tour videos.

[@VIi726]

Ron might be the funniest guy on the bus lol

[@VIi726]

Tim Jacuzzi odd page to follow then

[@GuillermoRodriguez3]

Ron should be headlining and bert hosting haha

[@Cavpal]

really? you're easily entertained, then

[@VIi726]

Cavpal or you’re hard to entertain

[@mithileshlokhande]

this is the single most entertaining sports that is happening right now.. we need a rematch and a new segment Bert & Ron "the clash of the TITANS"!!!!!

[@ianayers1735]

I can smell the sweat from here

[@arm9529]

talking all that shit to just lose! haha love you Bert!

[@ForrestRooney]

I had a feeling Ron would have him lol

[@mmurphy84]

This video makes my heart so happy

[@raymondjames57]

That's what happens when Bert isn't Racing for some Tito's.

[@4StringsofThunder]

It’s RON BY A BELLY!😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Diesel1999]

Shortest strides ever talk about low knees lol looked like they were old lady speed walking

[@norfy]

Bert laughs like a balloon when you pinch the neck while you're letting the air out.

[@userjim83]

Bret “I employ black people” Kliensher

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Zeig High Cholesterol

[@jonanderson5137]

Hey Hitler. #bertisracist

[@pcpricw9096]

I loved every second of this😂😂😂clean edit

[@ssenssel]

Burt refused to beat the black man he's definitely not racist

[@DirtMcGirt]

That was amazing. Looking great, Bert. Keep it up.

[@patrickobrien7745]

If bert’s gut was a little bigger it would’ve won him the race

[@Yakushii]

But then again, if Bert's gut was a little bigger, he wouldn't have been running anyway.

[@ohyes1614]

This might possibly be the greatest video ever made

[@jheal62]

This ended racism.

[@Chaser90EK]

Ron vs. Bert all summer! Only way to redeem 2020!

[@RaiderManny831]

Bert just seems to lose all challenges placed on him

[@Summerrain5082]

Sounded like he said put your snickers on. Lol got Bert thinking about candy bars now 😆😆

[@godzilla8057]

Bert, the only reason Ron edged you out was because his abdomen is bigger!

[@erich8291]

Bert's victory over Sebastian Maniscalco was hilarious, so I am glad to see he is also funny in his own over-confidence-prefaced defeat.

[@dalelane1948]

Should have. Put a sexy pooch at the finish line

[@jbarnes7148]

I love that Bert still posted the loss.

[@JustCauseVids]

the irony of the black guy being way fatter and calling bert fat lol

[@kiewea14]

Bro his name is literally all over the video and you have to call him the black guy???

[@andrewut7ya511]

the fat guy with the tank top beat the other fat guy

[@JustCauseVids]

@@kiewea14 why would i care about his name if he's black?

[@norabellerose8560]

Please God I want more videos just like this from the machine

[@Blackwater313]

Notice how Ron’s stomach is bigger. Bert’s feet cross the finish line before Ron’s stomach. Run that shit again

[@Liflowcbd]

That made me laugh so much. That was a legit surprise result.

[@MrSkullcrazy21]

Bert trying to beat a black man, again.

[@keza04]

We need more content like this Bert..