BERTCAST Episode

[@ElTapaclavo]

Theo is so damn funny, and he does it without trying and he doesn't telegraph his shit. He says ridiculously stupid shit in such an easy manner, and it flows beautifully. Whether it's here or on The Church or any other podcast, Theo Von is always a fantastic guest. He made Joey Diaz laugh more than anyone I've ever seen. Deaf kid story- " this group of kids thought he was doing magic because he was always using his hands, but he wasn't doing magic, so they beat him up". Theo explains "he's not a magician!"

[@TheBlkzenki]

when he told thet diapers story Joey Diaz almost died haha

[@5991Dylan]

exactly, so effortless and normal

[@10JTGarcia]

Flapjack Adonis the poduck poet

[@jimrustles9607]

He does it so easily. He will throw some crazy shit out like no big deal and I'm dying.

[@lukekendrick4271]

The universe aliengned and I read that quote you wrote just as Theo said it word for word on the podcast . Tripping me out a bit right now because it’s the second time I’ve had it happen and also saw another comment saying the same thing happens to them. Any way bit drunk and high and will now enjoy the rest of the podcast since it’s a nice gem to come across before I was into Bert and Theo , it’s cool to see Theo so fresh like how he doesn’t really know Joey COCo yet but yeah, also seems very religious and Christian in this. Peace out tho just thought I’d tell u about that serendipity that happened

[@UniverseWillProvide]

Theo is amazing, he's quickly becoming one of my favorite comics.

[@imavileone7360]

Bert is one of those guys you never tell secrets to

[@awesomeman9730]

Yes but also one of those guys that will prolly tell you hes not good at secrets before u tell him

[@jay7292]

@@awesomeman9730 nah man he'll front like hes never repeated a word

[@jay7292]

@@ProfileRacing89 go watch the news pussy

[@Hspookyy]

@@ProfileRacing89 lmao ‘stfu civilian’ hell ya shut up jay

[@joshbdrums2999]

Secret time lol

[@4raxx20]

Theo is prolly one of my favorite podcast guest on any podcast of all time... He's up there with Bill Burr & Joey Diaz for me... He kills it on "The Church Of What's Happening Now" every time, Joe's podcast every time, Tiger Belly, TFAK, watever podcast he touches he just fucking kills with such easy effortless comedy... Brilliant!!!

[@KREMDemiK82]

Traxx it's hard to argue with the fact Theo is a gem of a guest. Always puts a smile on the face of the audience as well as the host(s). I was thrilled he beat out CD on TFATK. I heard this audio but video gives that extra funny. Peep him on Steebee Weebee and Tigerbelly to name a couple I've discovered 2016/17

[@4raxx20]

Dabo Rion Ya me to bro! I'm also a fan of D'elia don't get me wrong i just thought Theo brought a little bit more each time plus he wasnt as well known to a lot of surface/fair weather fans so for him to get that win & beat out Chris says a lot about how he performed on TFAK! To see him get some shine & recognition for his work on these other peoples podcasts like that is dope to see & makes me happy for him cuz ive been a huge fan for a couple years now & to see his growth popularity & career wise this last year was super dope! I feel like now he's at least starting to see shit play out for him & finally starting to work in his favor & pay off so he 1000% deserved that GOTY honor in my eyes & honestly it will help him by winning it a lot more then it would've helped Chris so that's another reason i was hyped for him to... Chris already has/had a big solo following before all this anyways so to see Theo take it home is a nice reward for him to show him all that hard work is finally paying off! He deserves to be a household name IMO & if the industry isn't gunna make it happen (which is clear they aren't & its prolly because of his comedy style & accent & whatever other bullshit excuse they have) then us the fans will & that's better then having the frugile ass industries support all day cuz were not petty like them & won't just kick him to the curb when were "tired" of him or wen a fresh face pops up that we (from the industries perspective) think we can make more money off & market easier to a wider audience in the future! & Ya I definitely saw him on SteebeeWeebee's show to I'm subscribed to all those channels so i stay up to date with all those as soon as they drop i thought he was fucking hilarious & shined like a motherfucker on there to like he always does hahaha Steve did a perfect job tho to just by playing second fiddle a little & letting Theo run rampant which is the way to do it with him if your the host & have a guest similar to him on your show... You wanna just cut the leash & let him roam free cuz you know he's gunna stumble across some gold for the both of you sooner or later hahah I liked there chemistry on screen a lot to it played well on camera & they seemed like they clicked so I really enjoyed that ep... Did you hear PD is gunna start working/helping Theo out with his podcast soon to im pretty sure? I'm not 100% sure its going down yet but that's wat i heard & if its true I think thats a really good move for both parties & I'm excited to see how it picks up in near future!

[@KREMDemiK82]

Traxx Cool to heat from other podcast fans, I subscribe to far to many to mention. Not sure if DP is going down for sure or not. I also am a fan of Chris but I don't think any of us were extremely pleaded to see Theo inch his way ahead of Chris and his legion of fans. I don't listen to D'elias solo stuff as much but TPW and Allegedly are both cool to keep up with. So much good shit out there man. I don't think douche bags are too common if they find follow the proper channels haha. This is my secondary account I'm using without posting vids. Haven't commented much in my life but Theo certainly warranted a Lil love) Prace man

[@ovarianbarbarian4186]

Hell yeah thanks was trying find the best podcast moments of theo bert coco rogan burr.

[@Zara_Brown]

I love revising this video every year. When bertcast was actually more fun and laid back with barely an AD. Theo is the best guest he ever had. ✌🏻❤️

[@ColormyfootstepsVlogs]

Theo's "Cat's jumping me on my birthday" story was hilarious.

[@butch2811]

That "I'm heading to Covington" bit at 19:15 is hilarious. Theo is one of those dudes who can just tell you about a past story, not trying to be funny, and it's funny regardless.

[@aszh]

Been looking for that story

[@joellinkous4324]

One thing that I really like about the Bertcast is that he places the camera in a way that as if I was sitting on a chair with them. It does make you feel like you are with them in the room. Good call on that.

[@vividhit]

Joel Linkous Totally agree. Well pointed out.

[@SacredFeline]

If I recall correctly from one of the Ari, Big Jay, Tony, and someone else podcasts the camera is actually usually on a chair.

[@sithari518]

One thing about Bertcast I really dislike, is Bert.

[@stormcorrosion176]

hell yeah man, great setup!

[@whenthehammerwastthomas1585]

I can't take the man either. I Think he's a fucking sorry phoney piece of annoying shit.

[@lizl2432]

This might be my favorite Theo podcast interview.... those stories get me every time🤣. The only one that I think could compare is the Rogan one but it might be because the video quality is better but its so funny to watch them both not know weather he's serious or not, I can't get enough.

[@everlast40ben22]

the last time i heard theo von talk a dude asked him about lifeguards,he said'' a lifeguard is basicly a pedophile with a wizzle'' i almost choked.

[@Algrokoz]

"He doesn't believe in Jesus Christ?" Man, Theo is hilarious.

[@barajohan5068]

"He doesn't believe in Jesus Christ"comment had me dying.

[@grom10]

24:45

[@colep1600]

The first REAL LAUGH 24min in!! So much love for both of these guys! So great to find these oldie gems.

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

watching again 3 years later theo been on joey diaz podcast several times and theo killed it every time!!!

[@ToothyBeej]

I’ve watched a lot of Theo content and never heard him snort hahaha 09:22 is gold!

[@jeremiah1164]

That was bert

[@mikechecks5994]

Crazy to see how far you guys have come! I remember this from before you both blew up, now I’m back watching cause there’s never enough content

[@matt001456]

I love how comfortable Theo von seems around Bert!

[@Shelby502420]

"You mean to tell me this Queer ain't got no words in em?" 😂😂😂😂😂 Theo I love you, dude.

[@Shelby502420]

My punctuation on this is terrible!

[@jerrodbates8480]

Lincoln Churlish haha wtf

[@Donamtrx]

OMFG!! 1:16....."saw someone peeking outta the bus"?!! GOTDAAM IM CRYING!! And THAT is my medicine..so I thank u for that one sir! I'ma be cryin all night!!!!

[@stevelopez4571]

24:45- "He don't believe in Jesus Christ does he? uh, ya but that's fine" lol

[@Rickardio_]

Seeing him on JRE recently was great. I've never seen someone make Joe laugh so hard for the whole episode.

[@everlast40ben22]

man im from amsterdam holland and i hardly laugh really hard but this dude does the trick,his wordplay is amazing and he is just the funniest at the moment, sebastian maniscalco the shit also. the last time i heard theo speak a dude asked him about lifeguards,he said'' a lifeguard is basicly a pedophile with a wizzle'' i almost choked.

[@stevelopez4571]

everlast40 ben Maniscalco on the Church of Whats Happening Now is pretty funny too.

[@everlast40ben22]

saw it!!!!!!!his 2 specials are real funny''arent you embarressed and whats wrong with people'' to me his podcast appearence is not that great but his specials the best......2 of the funniest comics at themoment.

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

get chris, callen, will sasso, chris delia and theo von together for a 10 minute type podcast but 1 hour and the comedy gold would make me have a stroke heart attack shitting n pissin my shorts here in texas!!

[@sugar1st]

Theo I feel you. my mom worked a full time job, a part time job and went to college all at once. single mom, we grew up poor and when I went to my middle class Mexican friend's house I always thought they were rich because of the same reasons you thought

[@johnwayans9280]

Theo von knew fouseytube was fake from the get.

[@jeffboyd8139]

Bert is the champion of saying 'literally' t least once every three sentences. He actually said it so much during this that Theo started saying it too.

[@words911]

I literally liked this post after 3 yrs because you literally deserve it

[@MrTwatwaffle007]

The in the tub joke that Theo forgot was that he would say" I'd bathe in the tub with them in there front yard and this guy from next door would come over and tickle me- and he would say" someone's different here " and he'd just keep tickling me saying " someone's different. ( for the ones who wanted him to finish the joke, delivery is just not the same , but you get the idea. Lol)

[@cobhcdr]

That bus send off story had my dying I pictured it all in my head perfectly

[@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy]

Damn, this one was a good one. I never see Theo on any ones podcast , it's a refreshing surprise to hear all these untold stories. Would've had no idea these two had so much history if any at all

[@jay161085]

TheAmazingMrMcFlyy Check him out on Joey Diaz Podcast! Amazing

[@12345darragh]

Watch all 3 of his episodes with Joey, the 2nd one is the funniest, all are hilarious though.

[@zigzag3035]

TheAmazingMrMcFlyy check out TFATK he on it

[@Sjoerd2212]

joe rogan also, he just been on it. and he's on punch drunk with tait fletcher and theeb

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

he was on joey diaz twice i think, in bed with joan rivers, joe rogan and so on, GUESS YOU, are no true fan of theo, a true modern genius!!!! if you were a fan you woulda seen him easily on youtube podcasts!!!

[@MrStolenpictures]

I'm so glad I listened to this podcast... From 35 minutes in when Theo starts talking about his childhood I was fucking dying. I'd never head of him until then (the shows he's been on don't air in Australia) and have listened to this episode four times. Theo didn't mention his own podcast, "Allegedly" which I've also really been enjoying.

[@dontelowe2907]

Glen Couchman

[@thomascurley7868]

So dam funny, I had no idea that Theo did comedy before this pod cast. I listed to it 5 times. Keep up the great work I loved it.

[@jmh31890]

This was heartfelt af. Best bertcast I've watched

[@GibItUp]

I was rolling at Theo's reaction when you said Joe doesn't believe in Jesus. His feelings looked so fucking hurt dude. Hahahhhahahahaha

[@alexmiller6572]

Theo steals the show, just like every other podcast he is a guest on!!

[@NeighborGatsy]

It's awesome how much these dudes have blown up in the past couple years.

[@justind4763]

24:30 was cool to hear, Theo crushed it on Joes podcast the other day

[@LiquidDaylight]

That was just awesome. Felt like 30 minutes.

[@06alepea1]

That last story about the bus is hysterical. Onward!

[@TieDyeFarmer]

Funny... Theo says about Joey” I texted him but haven’t heard back from him” and you’ll wait forever for a text from Joey Diaz.

[@jaketd6262]

Bert always rubbing it in his guests face how fucking COMFORTABLE he is.

[@Pedroepacas]

Checking this for the 1st time, being a huge Theo fan. He says he's a huge Burr fan, but could never father, a few years later he would have that legendary Pod Ep with him.

[@nothimdesoto1401]

This is so good it’s good to know Theo has always been like that

[@redheadgingerdead]

Theo's the best!!! I don't think Theo knows to swallow, he just inhales deeply and sucks it up

[@backwoods6206]

Been looking for this best duo Onward

[@GoochSushi]

16:40 Bert: and in my early days of Cocaine, “cocaine”, never mind Theo: Alright! It’s ok, that’s Freud coming out of your nose bruh.

[@nicholasforth3586]

These are my two favorite people right now😅

[@sea8278]

24:27 before Theo had been on Joe's podcast

[@lordinfamous7633]

Theo vonn is fucking funny as hell!

[@drtyslzy]

The fisheye is so damn strong

[@GibItUp]

As a fan of fouseytube I loved this insight into the comedy special he did. It's crazy because we never got to see the actual comedy special yet man. I did t know he had 7 agents from CAA with him but he edits his own videos btw he had a camera guy, assistant and 2 friends. Awesome surprise listening to this for the first time

[@kieran6417]

Andrew Gibbens “as a fan of fouseytube” you have bad taste bruh

[@AZCaveMan480]

Andrew Gibbens i just looked at a few of his recent videos and can tell he is a clickbaiting piece of shit. And what's worse is using suicidal fans and cancer patients as clickbait.... The is a lifestealing energy sucking youtube demon..

[@Calilou52]

@@AZCaveMan480 hes 100% a sociopath narcissist. He speaks nothing but lies, but uses a gentle, kind voice to manipulate people.

[@980-Outdoors]

You should have Theo back on.

[@jeffheffner5653]

That ending to the bus story... dying.

[@epicbattlekill]

LOL "Jumped by a bunch of Cats on my Birthday!!! " So fuckin funny!

[@desmondmeek2643]

von is one of the best if bert. if will let him get a word in

[@gussandoval5813]

Love the podcast...just wondering where #127-135, 137-139 are. Saw that they're available in audio but I love watching the video versions in the man cave.

[@tikki9629]

The REAL Theo Von... when you know, you know.

[@ovarianbarbarian4186]

Man I like Theo bc he grew up in the same kinda back woods road I grew up in, with few changes but same feel.

[@overtherenowaitthere]

he grew up in the richest parish in the new orleans area

[@KREMDemiK82]

2017 podcast guest of the year. Theo gives the guests and their audience such open/hilarious tales which have me working my dark arts to get him on, def not going to be easy but you PROMISED in 2012 Theo! Jkjk. Thankful he's on so many good podcasts I'll take it: Keep killing Theo!!!

[@the_cheap_ones]

Omg. This is the day Ralphie fell and broke the Doll house that Joey and Bart talk and reminisce about.

[@jxck7589]

how have they single handedly ended n word racism debate 8 years ago and still people arguing bout it when the solutions right here😂😂😂

[@placebo5466]

Love Theo.

[@DekkarJr]

This looks like its done IN a van that is designed to look like the inside of a house. LMAO

[@hudcofudco]

Fish eye is obviously the best lens to use for a podcast LOLOLOLOLOL

[@chrispetela8644]

Bert just really said he put on his SPEEDO AND GOT A TOWEL 😂

[@ethanhunter7825]

Watching this is 2023😂

[@MIngalls]

Bert talking about how hes always been guilty of talking to much while hes talking too much is classic Bert... rambling buffoon.

[@harrywhaleniii4576]

Love Theo!

[@jxck7589]

watching this in 2024 and mind is 🤯

[@RRich100]

That fucking bus driver 😂😂😂

[@Simply_chase]

I was born in 1987, sandiego ca... we called it that from 1st to 6th grade as well.. smear the queer was a legit game.

[@dt4639]

Bert always humble bragging.

[@sithari518]

I know he wont shut the fuck up he takes over

[@MCandela922]

Damn it's crazy to see just a few years ago that Theo didn't even really know Uncle Joey or Rogan. He's blown the fuck up since this.

[@ethanpeterson4144]

Yo, that little part in the middle where Theo dropped the n-word was wild. Huh watching this in 2022

[@toxikmusic_]

43:59

[@dylangraef715]

man he said something about lee harvey oswald going to middle school in his town.. my grandad hired and fired lee harvey oswald from Jaggers chile-stovall in dallas a couple years before the assassination happened.. he had to do a statement for the warren commission and everything

[@GoogleUser-th7hi]

Dylan Graef Are we supposed to know what Jaggers Chile-Stoval is??

[@punanie05]

I feel bad for Bert the day he finds out his lil calf he bought is all grown up now and about to be turned into hamburger. He is gonna be heartbroken and crushed.

[@kealsta]

Theo's pause to Bert's answer if Joe believes in Jesus...omg, genius.

[@Th3nylo]

This was a fun listen but I do have to say that you can tell Bert was desperate for money by the amount of ads in this episode 😂

[@sonnyjunell4262]

Word up Skinny bert and loving Theo Von,

[@ropeswingify]

yeah I remember burning our family garbage once a week when I was a kid.. 70's

[@danielsaenz9335]

Who’s watching this in 2021 ?

[@terryspearsRedWhiteBlue]

2024, Looked for back story on Mr. Von and found this! He is so quick witted, most of his stuff goes over so many heads, mine included. Then I get it the next day 😂

[@chrismooreatyourservice]

Love you guys!Bert you look like that dad when we grow up in high school and our friends Dad had a cabin in Wisconsin and it'll be 20° outside and walk around in flip-flops or those old leather slip ONS😂 shout out to Jokoy..✌️ wearing his JV hoop shorts and rollin joints!!! classic 😎Theo you look like Someone from some small Ho-Dunk Texas town who just tried to walk on at Alabama as a 3rd safety Roided up or stacked back up punter.. be safe and Make 24 better than B4. Peace boyz

[@redd3032]

30 minutes in and only heard Bert talk for the most part

[@dc018]

Theo leveled up that hair game

[@blora34]

If you had a to take a drink every time Bert picks his nose, you'd be wasted less than 20 minutes in 😎🤣

[@steve7015]

Theo is a master of comedy....so funny!! Rogen is nowhere near the comedy genius of Theo.

[@joshjohnson4995]

Steve why is Rogan being compared here ? Rogan may not be as funny but he’s got his own lane

[@ryanexsus]

A lot of people confuse being great at comedy with being really funny. Theo is really funny but he's just "good" as a comedian. Rogan isn't the funniest guy, but he's a great comedian.

[@lovehandles7794]

Seth Rogen is funny.

[@cameronmorck8510]

"in the early days of cocaine"

[@Chotchskey]

Lmao one of the oldies

[@Dubstepping23]

epic storytelling lol

[@jeremylawley]

Theo insta grabbed that drink when Berts size 15 bare foot was next to it lol

[@Woofwoof1929]

This must have been before theo had his pod

[@d-puppup]

Burt is picking his nose, rolls it in his fingers then wipes on shorts... All while having a conversation. Talk about multitasking.

[@aleksandarmarkovic1013]

Theo Von Is The SHIT!!! You too Burt =O)

[@adamsharkey9579]

*Keep the podcasts and vlogs coming Bert ya savage! Ya probably sick of hearing me lol it's just I want you to become a top flight KZbinr and you have more than what it takes.*

[@BurnEmBurnam33]

Awesome pod cast

[@FollowTheSunDown]

THANKYOUR BERRRTTT

[@apathybeats748]

41:28 😂😂

[@Hister303]

that was fun. coulda gone 2 more hours for sure

[@parchmentharvester9946]

Great job Bart

[@friedasspotatoe3715]

"Fake towels that u dont use" AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[@emanuelcraiger9930]

If theo’s dad was 70 when he was born that means he was 69 when he was conceived

[@toxikmusic_]

nice.

[@plstrom]

this was amazing ! wow !

[@didntmeantobeasian598]

I wonder what that treadmill is doing there

[@jmejnovotney8942]

Anyone else come from the Joey Diaz Podcast? Lol