Best HFY Reddit Stories: Blood and Water

A bond unbroken!
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[@yormhammerson530]

Alien : you realise they call you fish boys right? Fish bro: yeah and we call them monkeys, they're still our homies

[@Zakvadr1995]

“We scour the land, you scour the seas! We’ll meet in the skies and make them Bleed!” - Terran warcry for the siege of Havalon 3.

[@martis19961996]

​@@Zakvadr1995aye that's tough frfr

[@CowCommando]

I get the feeling humanity knew how they would be treated by this technologically superior bureaucracy, so the decided to look for better tech. What they found was an opportunity to get the data to the literal best tech around and jumped on it and made a friend in the process.

[@Nezul]

You guys are getting the shit kicked out of you by this tech, gimme

[@alicorn3924]

@@Nezul Hmmmmmm, I see that people that I am supposed to be friends with are dying by a technologically (and numerically) superior force. So why not get two birds with one stone by making them friends AND stealing the enemy tech?

[@adamglover6948]

I figure that's how the beurocrats and "conspiracy theorists" thought. The volunteers, though, they just wanted to help. Like looking for lost kid or help after a natural disaster, cooperation is hard coded into us. It is the ones that want power for its own sake that are "the broken".

[@marclytle644]

Filled out in triplicate and buried in soft peat for three months. Oh man, someone is channeling the Vogons from Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

If I remember correctly humanity's version is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." I think it is from the bible, but I could easily be wrong on that one.

[@crystaltriforce64]

i don't think it's from the bible, but yeah that's the actual version of the saying

[@rucerius4968]

The earliest known use of blood is thicker than water dates back to the medieval German epic Reinhardt Fuchs. Blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb is a much more recent interpretation by Albert Jack and Messianic Rabbi Richard Pustelniak.

[@legionofregion8825]

The bonds we choose to make are stronger than those we are forced to have. If I remember it's a Greek but I might be wrong as well, either way it's a great phrase that has ironically over time been bastardized as said and now is used to mean the opposite

[@joshuahogan3475]

It's a biblical concept but not actually stated in the Bible itself.

[@HedgehogZone]

Like eveything that is good, the term comes from germany!

[@zupaschnitzel3300]

And now don't talk to me or my humanity ever again.

[@johnnymellon7414]

"It would be a shame to dye these lovely chambers..." Ah, don't be. It's a sacrifice I'm happy to make.

[@aronnemcsik]

They felt sorry for the Janitor who has to clean all that up...

[@scotteggert9820]

'The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.' An old soldier's saying that most people know today as 'Soldiers don't fight for those behind them. They fight for those next to them."

[@Heidao623]

I loved this one, bonded so hard, they staged a coup for us

[@russellperry9902]

Blood is thicker than water, and betrayal of blood is death.

[@calvingreene90]

And now we have a second vote for the Federation with the exception of the Cormani become a protectorate of the Terran Cormani Alliance.

[@romanreyes3215]

Ah yes extreme democracy

[@Thebobkiller1]

Aggressive negotiations. Negotiations, with a light-saber.

[@skoshman1]

Democracy is easy to control if the people vote as they are told.

[@Hammer1987]

@@Thebobkiller1 Let's call it Death Star Diplomacy.

[@aronnemcsik]

Diplomacy means to speak long enough for the snipers to get into position...

[@donnellebarfield3964]

My guess is humans wanted to help the other aliens because we feared the machines would attack us next better to fight on foreign sole before the machines reach earth especially with bad technology

[@Redicule_research._ridiculous]

Yea, I also rob the enemy of their boots in order to be able to fight on my enemies soles😅

[@retrogamerbecker6972]

How did someone comment 2 months ago when this was released 4 minutes ago

[@CaptainAwsome]

he uploads them but has them priveted. you can see some in his HFY playlist

[@dismaldimwit2200]

the video was probably viewable to patreon members before being made public.

[@Keychu]

Maybe it's vampire

[@jofknoll]

time dilation lol

[@halogeek6]

You can tell the videos that have been up and private for a while by the quality of writing. The better the quality the older the video. Hfy is going to hell in a hand basket with all these copy paste cookie cutter half done storys. Gone are the days of story's like first contact and the deathworlders. Here are the days of half assed poorly thought out military dramas that never get to the climax of the story.

[@archeyassassin]

I love this story as it brings out the best in humanities honor

[@lanceknowlton1871]

Brutal! Well liked

[@peterwall8191]

Blood is thicker than water! I believe its time someone told you what this means. To share water, to share a well , a flask or a cup, shows trust. To share blood ... for my kind there is no tighter bond. To drink blood together, from the same source..it goes beyond trust. It amazes me how many of our sayings made it, butchered, in modern English. I wonder why is that... i may look into it some day. BTw the "a bird in hand is worth two in the bush", is the oldest homosexual saying i heard. No its not a hunter saying. Pretty boys from Rome to ..Persopolis used it, at one time or another, as a recognition code. Ancient people didn't much care what teenagers did, but a man . .that was another matter entirely. Then shit got real. The occasional pretty boy in the night was usually overlooked , provided one had sons by his wife. Make it a habit though..then it was a state matter. it endangered the ability of the state to wage war, which made it treason.

[@Zael_Moonblade]

I believe its much the same reason why many Norse words, Idioms and concepts have been so thoroughly laced through out English that there is so much that is instinctively understood about our past.

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@Kaiju-Driver]

So awesome

[@judebazan7621]

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE U GOOD

[@scullcrusher3981]

Hi

[@isaiahpelly8370]

For The Algorithm

[@HANGING_SILVER]

Plenty of things are thicker than water

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Nothing is thicker than a SEPPO

[@lanceknowlton1871]

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