Best Of Best Friends: JJBA Eyes Of Heaven

[@blakecrisp9976]

I like how at the end Pat and Woolie immediately stop bitching about Jotaro changing reality as soon as it show that it makes Jotaro a better father.

[@dantethewanderer4989]

I mean I'm sure that most people would do the same to a character they like who ends up having something like "bad father" as a character trait when they get older

[@patrickj994]

@@dantethewanderer4989 I mean I wouldn't really call "I stay away from my kid because being around me isn't safe and she might die" being a bad father.

[@Briyte14]

Was this a fatherless joke

[@VTGN-II]

​@@patrickj994 it does when jotaro had so little action he didnt use his stand until part 4 from 3 and actively had to train with it due to lack of action to prep in part 6.

[@patrickrhyno4517]

21:53 A literal pile of algae is better at controlling a Stand than Holly Kujo.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

@Tip of the Riceburg I love the implication that she has ZERO fighting spirit, though. Like if someone tried to murder Jotaro as a baby, she'd just stand there and be sad about it.

[@Ocsttiac]

Plankton, not algae. That being said, Sugar Mountain was owned by a fucking tree. And Les Feuilles was owned by a road.

[@marialuke2116]

@@Judgement_Kazzy Considering she never got even slightly mad whenever Jotaro insulted her, this might be more accurate than we thought.

[@decepticonmecha]

@@Ocsttiac F.F. is best girl.

[@Punchodile]

I think it's incredible how well their names fit into "The Woold" and "Star Patinum"

[@Solqueen86]

The worst part is the time everyone read the part were Jolyne spoiled Sixth sense...The movie came out in Japan not ever a few days later finally so anyone reading that issue got spoiled for the movie ! Araki was a major fucking trolling asshole that day

[@SANDWICHshuriken]

So if holhorse ended up teaming up with anubis would he end up doing devil may cry combos all over the place?

[@legendofsonic3979]

SANDWICHshuriken yes

[@localtrickster4516]

Dio may cry

[@Punchodile]

SWORDTRICKGUNTRICKGUNSWORD

[@concernedweeb6722]

@@localtrickster4516 Dio may Wryy

[@tennis_baby]

Jojo: Diavolo May Cry

[@Nate-ik8cf]

I just noticed Woolie's Stand cry is "Ohyeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah!"

[@spartandumpster1158]

One of my favorite jokes from this is Pucci falling on the statue of Athena like Dio, and Jonathan saying "man, we should move that". Just cause it's happening that often. Also because when he did to Dio, they fell from like a hole in the roof, while Pucci just fell off the railing of the stairs. There's multiple levels, one being the frequency of this happening, another being "it's kind of easy to impale yourself on that".

[@bendoucet8641]

Jonathan: If I had a nickel for every time someone got impaled on the statue of Athena, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@The2x4wizard]

@@bendoucet8641 nice dr. doof reference man

[@thudlite4319]

My favorite is Woolie’s “He is here to fuck the universe, and the universe is blushing.” That and every time they see a character that they don’t expect, their reaction is so great.

[@ExaltedUriel]

​@@thudlite4319Kira being there, and then post-face swap Kira walking in might be the most ridiculous, lmao

[@Abdega]

1:28:20 You need to remember that Koichi started liking Yukako *after* being influenced by 「Cinderella」 *KOICHI WAS 「STAND ROOFIED」!*

[@ryansweeney6893]

"Ma legs don't work!"- Accurate background for Steel Ball Run

[@diegomedina9637]

i think "GIVE ME BACK MAH LEGS!" would be more acurate.

[@TomBombadil168]

They really missed the chance to give Jonathan a stand and making the final fight be Jonathan vs Dio.

[@TomBombadil168]

Seriously, give Jonathan a awsome busted stand. His personality could translate to an uber raw power stand with some insane extra power. Have some fucking fun. Though I do like how they make jotaro not a piece of shit dad.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Agreed. Jotaro gets too much play in non-canon stuff, so I was really hoping for Jonathan to at least fight DIO in some significant way. Part 4 with Jolyne is my personal canon now. That's the world I want.

[@jakebryant3445]

I agree they should have gone with that idea

[@jellophant9716]

Sploogmaster2 How was Jotaro a bad dad

[@maskhyruken5965]

Sploogmaster2 Jonathan does have a stand, Hermit Purple. All Hamon users get a form of Purple Hermit

[@galaxy9949]

1:12:39 *OVER THE COURSE OF 30 YEARS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂*

[@gingerspice5477]

I like how this is dated not by Pt4 being the most recently adapted in my mind but instead by the fact that this was recorded back when nsfw was still allowed and thriving on tumblr.

[@jakedeerberg3376]

The best parts are Pat absolutely losing his shit at some new Jojo info

[@conspiracypanda1200]

1:06:41 Y'know what? That was me before I started reading the manga last year. To be honest, Pat was ACTUALLY right! I barely retained any information from this playthrough aside from who would die and, for some reason, what Johnny's fetish was.

[@Abdega]

Same, forgot *ALL* of it

[@immortalweapon]

I can't get over how serious woolie is when he says, "Mr president is the name of it's stand." 24:30

[@limehazard]

What episode was that?

[@immortalweapon]

@@limehazard Awesome, found it on my first attempt. Episode 6 - 20 minutes in.

[@limehazard]

@@immortalweapon thx

[@thehulk86]

arc nullification is what happened to Danaerys Targaryen upon the reveal of Jon Snow's parentage

[@theotherjared9824]

King Crimson is basically that annoying kid that always finds loopholes in the rules. GER is basically a d&d game master on a power trip.

[@masterofbloopers]

I love Pat’s infectious laugh whenever Woolie mentions something completely ridiculous that Pat didn’t know about.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

His reactions to Johnny’s ultimate attack and the kid dying were my personal favorites.

[@mastermarkus5307]

46:54 - The room in Coco Jumbo is like a small living room. I can't imagine conversation in there as much as a lot of sweaty people trying not to touch each other.

[@rainingcomplete3018]

Master Markus I feel like it might expand to fit the amount of people

[@Abdega]

Meanwhile Bruno: *I MUST SEE WHO IS TRUSTWORTHY, AND WHO IS A LIAR!* Kakyoin: I like where this is going ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *RERORERORERORERORERO*

[@michaelphelps3627]

Abdega dual heat attack

[@Ryan-qr3xg]

@@Abdega hahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious

[@thudlite4319]

So, here’s a problem I have with JJBA and it has everything to do with Pet Shop. If Pet Shop had just left Iggy alone, the Stardust Crusaders would’ve never found Dio’s mansion in time because Iggy wanted nothing to do with the Stardust Crusaders and found the mansion by accident. Iggy said it himself. It’s the shit that Pet Shop put Iggy through that made him go “you know what? I suddenly care. A lot. Now I’ll take this band of losers right to you Dio because I got a bone to pick with you too.”

[@0gre191]

1:11:14 Arc Nullification examples? RvB Season 17: A gut-wrenching series of events in which fan favorite character Agent Washington receives critical brain damage, lives as a shadow of himself, is cured, has an adventure that teaches the team that you can't change the past, only try to change the future, and culminates in Wash having to willingly walk into the line of fire and give himself brain damage to correct the timeline and save the world. RvB Season 18, literally within the first 30 seconds of the first episode: "Man, it's crazy that they managed to completely fix all of Agent Washington's injuries and he's back in the field, future medicine really is the best!"

[@PrimeTF]

Or how about in Dragon Ball Z, the Buu arc was supposed to be about Gohan and all of his endeavors, but then it became the Goku show again at the very end.

[@ToozdaysChild]

No spoilers, but Grand Budapest Hotel has a great example.

[@DoctorCVC]

So I watched RVB all the way up to Season 17, and never got around to seeing Season 18/RVB Zero and beyond. Sounds like I dodged a bullet.

[@HarrisBoe]

1:08:16 Even though that’s not an actual joke he made, it might as well have been. It made just as much sense as Gyro’s jokes. “Excuse me... ✋ Let ✌️ me 👌 pass...” (Yes I know the first hand sign Gyro holds up is only four fingers but there’s no emoji for that)

[@Abdega]

So I think I saw a few sources talk about the joke before Shi(4)-tsu(English transliteration of two)-rei(0) Shitsurei (which means rude) when used as an interjection is like “How rude of me” So the joke becomes “Excuse me! [This is] rude [but] let me pass” when you look at the number as a word (referred to as “goroawase”) Now my biggest ponderance is how to translate the joke into one that can be used for English?

[@some2b1tguy]

Abdega I actually don’t think that will matter in the end, cuz Johnny’s reaction is just a sarcastic “hey, that’s pretty good”

[@chertikinamoto]

Some 2B1T Guy yeah I always assumed gyro’s jokes were just that, shitty jokes, and Johnny was being sarcastic. Especially with Gyro’s infamous cheese song.

[@TheChaoticToaster]

13:36 I like how they’re too distracted by Vanilla Ice’s bulge to realize that he’s in what looks like a TON of sunlight and should be dead as hell.

[@scrat9870]

1:57:52 Avdol, Kakyoin, and Iggy would all later die of colds

[@jhavynmorrison8756]

I just realized that jotaro did not give iggy back his leg.

[@ExaltedUriel]

​@@jhavynmorrison8756My theory for that is because he wasn't aware of Iggy's fight with Pet Shop at all, he was unable to change it. He at least knew Abdul and Iggy died to Vanilla Ice so he could change it.

[@shadedias5563]

King Crimson: You shot me with a gun, and I made sure it happened, where the bullet went, and I can just ignore those fated actions so you miss. Gold Experience Requiem: You shot me with a gun... and it literally does nothing, nullified to 0.

[@Abdega]

GER: You shot me with a gun, but now *YOU* are shot with a gun for all eternity

[@PrimeTF]

Wait, there seems to be a paradox here. The World Over Heaven can change reality so that Gold Experience Requiem's ability doesn't activate, but Gold Experience Requiem can nullify The World Over Heaven's ability back to zero.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@PrimeTF Well, stand powers typically have to be activated. Meaning that it's not so much a paradox as a quickdraw contest, which DIO wins by default because time stop.

[@adcon00]

@@PrimeTF Giorno just didn't realize that because he was dumb

[@Abdega]

adcon00 He also isn’t entirely sure how his stand works now

[@nerdyvids1]

Jobbers jobbers jobbers... *zooms in on a stand so OP it had to be written out of the story*

[@videobob92]

Temeraire so it just zooms in on purple haze?

[@MarbleVirus]

Not to mention zoom in to the most dangerous stand to the bad guy of that arc, to the point he had to be killed personally by said bad guy

[@diegomedina9637]

Raidou Kuzunoha, to be fair part 5 is full of jobbers. Even with Purple Haze Fugo is a trash character.

[@camerabox1]

"im going to abandon my friends and this donuts hair guy because i don't want to be labeled a traitor, even though i'd be labeled one anyway just by once being associated"

[@mastermarkus5307]

NOT WHY HE GOT WRITTEN OUT OF THE STORY! Araki wanted him to be a traitor but was going through his own personal issues and didn't want to dump something that heavy into the story. Personally I would've had him show up later having changed sides _again_ , but I didn't write the thing. Also, if anyone thinks that Part 5 is full of "jobbers", they didn't read the fucking manga. Especially consider Bruno Buccellati - he's got a weird stand power, but he ends up being a badass in most of his fights, and he doesn't even have to resort to bullshit plot convenience means like ... every fight Joseph had in Part 2 and a whole bunch of fights in Part 3.

[@lozo1006]

If Hol Horse had been born and had a stand during the age of knights...Wouldn't he just be the fusion of Hawkeye and Robin Hood?

[@deemandude6131]

Or, in more anime friendly words -> Hol Horse Isekai

[@felabugg1]

Naw dude, it'd still be a gun. For the lulz.

[@chakatBombshell]

Could have been one of the super old shitty guns that needed a ramrod and powder to load. XD

[@vulkantheprimarch8905]

prof odyssey well, maybe it would be a big fucking catapult, in which case it's actually objectively superior

[@CaptainDemo779]

It’d be the same except with a crossbow with steel arrows.

[@Nekochan456]

"I don't love Jotaro....I just want a baby." I know the feel lady....

[@reidintothemic3265]

The Dual Heart Attack name at 50:44 is pretty freaky. Also a bit of irony in the characters, haha oh boy.

[@Kevinofrepublic]

Funny Valentine fought for Justice and America until the very end.

[@count_rizzula]

I don't know why Woolie considers Narancia a jobber. His fight with Talking Head and Clash is the sickest.

[@aronestone100]

Probably cause he the first guy to die to daivolo in the final fight

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

@@aronestone100 wouldn't that make Abbacchio a bigger jobber as he couldn't even make it to the final fight?

[@aronestone100]

@@MugdhaMahdiShams how can you job when you dont even fight at all.

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

@@aronestone100 he fought

[@xenowarrior282]

Cuz he probably speed read through part 5 and doesnt really care for the part. Remember, this is the same guy who thought the 7 page muda was 2 pages

[@OPY162]

I am so pissed. I LITERALLY JUST REWATCHED THIS LP AN HOUR AGO!!! Thanks for helping me re-rewatch it now lol.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Note: Joseph said that he wouldn't be caught dead cheating on his wife. ...Technically speaking, he was dead for a time.

[@thudlite4319]

He still cheated while he was alive because Josuke got sick when Holly got sick. On a side note, WHO THE HELL PUSHED THE CAR IN JOSUKE’S FLASHBACK?! IT IS NEVER SEEN OR DISCUSSED AGAIN!

[@captainamedeus7047]

@@thudlite4319 It’s confirmed by Araki that it’s just a random guy that saved Josuke and his Mom at a young age. His hairstyle being like Josuke’s was actually a trend that happened in real life in Japan when Elvis was the big thing in America. However these Japanese people that had it were considered problems to society and outcasts that were looked down upon.

[@thudlite4319]

@@captainamedeus7047 I mean that’s fair, but there’s still the strange thing of the fact that the guy looked exactly like Josuke when he got older. I’m wondering if maybe there was another timeline where Bites The Dust had a glitch in its time rewinding ability and Funny Valentine used it to save Josuke in the main timeline. They didn’t get close enough for the gravitation between same objects from different timelines to take place and the man from the past looked like he’d been in a big fight. Not to mention the guy straight up disappeared.

[@captainamedeus7047]

@@thudlite4319 The reason they look similar is because Josuke wanted to copy the unknown man’s style. That’s it. Plus I don’t think him not coming back was really the point. It was more to show that these kinds of people that were actually labeled as dangerous and considered to be troublesome was false. Anyone can be a good person, a person shouldn’t be judge by their style or skin color. I think that’s what Araki was trying to get at. Plus this guy showed up when Josuke was really young, and we don’t really know the guy’s age so he could of become old

[@sokumotanaka9271]

"Avdol can't beat sheer heart attack." Literally can make a floating anhk that he can make hotter Avodl is also smart, he'd be the first to take the button to the cleaners, they're investigating. The only downside would be Koichi wouldn't evolve right there cause SHA would be instantly stopped.

[@TheTrueMerrio]

MASAKA BAKANA IMPOSSIBRU!

[@scottbruckner4653]

YAROU!!!!

[@stevenholt585]

NANI!!!???

[@corwinchapman4565]

58:45 It is very important to note that in Stardust Crusaders, there is a shot of a photo of jotaro his mom has, presumably from some time ago, and he is wearing that hat, and it IS NOT HAIR. The hat in the photo fully encloses his head. What I'm saying is, obtaining a stand literally fucks your look up hard core.

[@en4135]

1:22:56 to be fair at one point the Joker sat completely still in a chair while he had a guy cut off his own face just so he could send it to Batman to prove a point.

[@Abdega]

What was the point he was proving?

[@JG-tr8ph]

Well, yeah, but anything New 52 / Flashpoint onwards is retarded bullshit, especially when it comes to The Joker.

[@cranberrysos]

So I watched the LP when it came out, before I'd started JoJo. Coming back to it now I can attest I retained barely ANY of the spoilers.

[@Sanodi21]

Now imagine if it was 'alternate' Diego. Imagine their immense freak out to... Diego with *The* *World*

[@Darkoriax17]

Well, AW Diego is apparently in the game so…

[@MysteriousJojo]

I survived Hurricane Ophelia guys! Here’s a two hour video to celebrate. Next montage will be Freeman’s Mind. I have no idea when it’ll be out but it will be the next one.

[@1wayroad935]

>Freeman's Mind Now *there's* something I haven't heard of in years.

[@Shayman94]

Yo! So glad to hear that you're ok!

[@paddy8or]

36:26 my favourite part This scarf is knitted with- BWAAAM

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

The developers chose some of the worst base colors for some of the characters in this game, especially Gyro. Glad you can change em.

[@FrankBlarghHonk]

We all know that Paige will totally go with Cinderella just so she can get rid of her currently dying body.

[@RavenCloak13]

FrankBlarghHonk No, but it only changes her face. Her body will still be fucked.

[@Abdega]

RavenCloak13 Paige would go through a long journey to find Cinderella to fix her body only to find out she can’t

[@chertikinamoto]

I thought it could change small things about your body. I remember that she mentioned something about fixing a certain mole and the asymmetry of her boobs.

[@rootzparty3053]

Having just watched Paige's V-Tuber reveal, you weren't far off.

[@ExaltedUriel]

Holy shit, the noise Pat makes at 58:28 at the reveal of D'Arby is fucking hilarious.

[@mr.personalspace7831]

I like to imagine the moment he makes that crowing sound, he doesn’t actually make the noise, but he opens his mouth and Pet Shop comes out and screeches instead.

[@Omnimegas]

38:00 "It sprays flesh out of itself." "That'ssssssss-"

[@Ryugantek]

Too Bad araki forgot about shizuka it would be awesome her history as a not a joestar

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Eh, who knows? Maybe he'll bring her SBR counterpart into Jojolion.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

After watching some of Paige's stuff, I can't imagine her looking at Koichi and Yukako's story as romantic.

[@Poet482]

Jonathan's stand is The World, guys. DIO just stole it by taking his body. That's why it activating on DIO also activated the rest of the Joestar bloodline's stands. That's why Part 3 is called Heritage for the Future... before it got renamed.

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

But all Hamon users are confirmed to have some variation of Hermit Purple, so Jonathan having The World doesn't add up

[@Poet482]

@@purplelemondoesstuff3044 What? Where/When was that "confirmed?" That doesn't make any sense, and wouldn't matter anyway, since Joseph is the only living character who uses hamon by the time of Part 3. Perhaps The World is a mixture of DIO and Jonathan's stands? Idk, sounds convoluted.

[@TyuErt]

sbr tho

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

1:29:03 C H E M I C A L S

[@gunnarchannal]

can 「Crazy Talk」 defeat 「Chemical Romance」

[@dereknyberg9540]

That P5 music during D'Arbys section

[@bl8k3]

Derek Nyberg I know right?

[@floormatt8]

What song is that?

[@canamemiku]

@@floormatt8 The Whims of Fate, 6th palace theme if i'm not wrong

[@conspiracypanda1200]

I'm hereby declaring the theory 2 years later that Royal added a card game specifically because of that edit and how solid it was.

[@wizzlewazzle2412]

Another example for the alternat history discussion at the end: if polnareff brought help with him to fight diavolo, he could’ve gotten the chance to contact jotaro. Sounds good, but it would’ve ended up with them both losing to diavolo if you think about it.

[@DiceFTW273]

Wouldn't Jotaro and Diavolo's Power constantly cancel each other out?

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@DiceFTW273 This Technically it would create a paradox

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

@@DiceFTW273 it would depend on who triggered their ability first.

[@ricardomiles2957]

@@DiceFTW273 my head canon is that if Jotaro stoped time while Diavolo skips it, diavolo would stop moving for 5 seconds but wouldn't take any damage anyway. Even tho the end result might not be definitive we see that stand powers still work during the erased time and that time based abilities can stack so there's definitely a level of interaction

[@Abdega]

1:34:17 I am tagging this timestamp in hopes that I can get this video to show up when someone searches “ DIO Powerbottom “ #DIOPowerbottom

[@marialuke2116]

Uhhhhhhhh multiverse is a thing guys. Besides, he didn't time travel. He editted reality. Big difference.

[@gorochin.4401]

"Mista is the shit and that's all you need to know" DAMN STRAIGHT

[@diegomedina9637]

More like Best of Pat getting stuff from JoJo wrong.

[@mrm5191]

Except Woolie is way more wrong every time (confusing Bites the Dust with Sheer Heart Attack? getting the difference between GER and King Crimson wrong after Pat almost explained it correctly? Kennedy Space Center in Japan?), and he has no excuse since he's caught up. Pat may be the master of [CRAZY TALK], but you can't get JoJo shit more wrong than Woolie.

[@RavenCloak13]

MSN-04 Sazabi The Kennedy Space Center in Japan was a joke. Not to mention it sounds like he was just saying it like “nah man, he a jobber, don’t think about it” when talking about Fugo because he said it so non chalet like not to mention he did end up explaining what Fugo is about. And the Sheer Heart Attack was an honest mistake that he even says he maybe confusing them. People like you getting butt hurt over what is clearly jokes or he just plain forgot...

[@mrm5191]

+RavenCloak13 Butthurt? No good sir, I think you got butthurt by me bringing up facts. "Kennedy Space Center in Japan" IS a joke, but it's a reference to that time Woolie said Part 6 takes place in Japan. And I mean please, Woolie is my 2nd fave Best Friend but he had to do annotations just to correct himself in this LP. I was just stating that the epicentre of wrongness in this LP wasn't Pat for once.

[@RavenCloak13]

MSN-04 Sazabi I get he was wrong but when they almost immediately go into a “wait I think I got confused” and try to remember what exactly is right that people seem to forget. People always just focus on them being wrong when they know they get things wrong and like you said even correct themselves with annotations or hell, just straight up look up the info on the wiki during the LP if they really want to know. That’s the thing I really have a problem with and why I feel people are usually butt hurt about. Also fuck off with that false pleasantries/passive aggressive remark in the beginning of your statement. Those piss me off.

[@diegomedina9637]

Ladies ladies you're both beautiful, so now can we all agree that Woolie was wrong because of Pat's stand ability to make everyone within his range as dumb as him?

[@tonyrigorous]

Crazy Talk: The LP

[@deemandude6131]

Looked up the novel on the wiki - Guido Alternate universe - His Stand The Iron Ladies (アタック・ナンバーハーフ Atakku Nanbā Hāfu, "Attack Number Half") is the same as Sex Pistols, but is now instead made up of transgender volleyball players, each with their own uniforms and commands. Hell, Pocoloco's new Stand is basically Mr. Meeseeks

[@TheDansonT]

I thank SuperBestFriends for introducing me to JoJo

[@Darkoriax17]

7:59 They…kinda hit the nail on the head. She’s literally a goddess who decided “I’m bored, I’m gonna go live as a human…maybe even become a pop idol.” (Psycho Soldier (KOF version) Athena and Goddess Athena are the same being btw.)

[@lucasmartinez5703]

1:58:31 Well the thing is Jotaro didn't turn back time. He rewrote reality. It's possible that any changes he made to the past were checked to made sure bad results don't happen as a result of them. The rules of time travel don't really have to apply in this case. He can made the new reality to be whatever he wants it to be unless I missed something (I don't read or watch JoJo).

[@jayfolk]

i still think purple haze was suppose to betray and attack the gang in rome, but someone didnt want a hero killing a city, so they made green day to do it instead, backstory and oasis included. also, chariot requim walks in a straight line away from others cause its a shadow casted by its real form: light sources behind everybodys head, which anyone can break. Killer Queen has time rewind with Another One Bites the Dust and the little fist car is Sheer Heartattack. The unlucky number in china is 4, same as japan - its pronounced the same as Death. Johnnys fetish is touching bugbites on girls, like little nips. boy dies of cold made me weep. patrick bateman would totally fuck then kill patrick bateman.

[@dantethewanderer4989]

Fugo *WAS* supposed to be the traitor. It's even foreshadowed when the "Man in the Mirror" Giorno makes himself immune to Purple Haze. Araki was going through some shit and thought that Fugo going bad would've been too much so he shipped Fugo off and brought in Green Tea to fill his space, which is why the two stands are so similar. This isn't even like the Hol Horse thing where people thought he was supposed to take the place of Avdol, which was untrue and Araki even debunked it in an interview. Araki has said that that's reason why Fugo just drops off the face of the earth, and why Green Tea takes his place.

[@doufancyapickle]

When pat says the arbys commercial he means the quiznos commercial

[@digidrveKJ]

Little do people know SpeedWagon was the true first stand user it's his hat

[@Abdega]

I always figured he was a natural Spin prodigy just like how Johnathan was a natural Hamon prodigy

[@chertikinamoto]

Abdega that’s actually really funny because remember the frame where he’s trying to learn Hamon to be more helpful and zeppeli just decks him in the stomach and it didn’t work, and then later in the chapter speedwagon has the fire abs for seemingly no reason I always figured that the reason for that was the latent Harmon manifesting in an unorthodox way So maybe in another universe, or if that had been followed up on, speedwagon could have been a Hamon User

[@Abdega]

@@chertikinamoto Yeah I always liked that idea that his “hot abs” was the only way he could really do Hamon I guess that would mean the only way he could slay vampire sharks isn’t to bury their face in his chest or something What a way to go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Egalia_1]

I have come back to this video year after year with each new JoJo part released, absolutely forgetting everything and only remembering what now has context to it. With Part 6 locked in now, all I have left is Steel Ball Run to truly understand everything that's going on in the game.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

1:58:21, no shut up it's fine.

[@SuperGuss101]

Sheer heart attack is killer queens second ability / bites the dust is reflection time reversal

[@aidanroyer9449]

My favorite thing is that EoH lets Jotaro see that he was going to be a fucking idiot and his plan was stupid so he just took Jolyne around with him. That’s fucking rad.

[@Kinzokugia]

103 Hours. CLOSE YOUR TABS WOOLIE

[@timothykammerer7622]

1:29:07 the one line that Pat and probably Matt will always hold over Woolie

[@GraySkies-wj6pc]

17:40 holy shit Pat spoke into existence the joke that DiGiorno Pizza made themselves on their Twitter when the Part 5 anime was first announced (not an extremely clever joke, a lot of people probably made similar ones, but I find it funny).

[@The5lacker]

I'll never get over "See, it's spoilers but it means nothing." That's just... every discussion about the series.

[@Tairashimuzu]

I fucking hate that Jotaro gets all the spotlight. Why not give Jonathan a stand and let him take on DIO. Or anyone else. "Giorno and Johnny have a chance" *gets wrecked* c'mon writers.

[@camerabox1]

"how isn't joseph a vampire" his hamon abilities killed the vampireness in his blood

[@DangerIncFilms]

How did Straits not immediately burst into flames upon donning the mask, then?

[@Ichabod21]

the mask instantly changes you, vampire blood takes time

[@Abdega]

Joseph: But they don’t know that, heheheh

[@dantethewanderer4989]

But he was dead and had no blood flowing through his body meaning that Hamon wasn't being made meaning Vampire Jospeh

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

HowTo Watcher Joseph was born a hamon user, so I think that since the blood regenerates but takes time to turn you into a vampire Joseph got his hamon back up and running after being healed. So he hadn’t become a vampire yet and now had hamon flowing through his veins so he didn’t become one.

[@TheCarlosCobain]

It would have been so good if they had managed to get BAOH into the plot somehow.

[@cobra29935]

BAOH has a laser cannon

[@treydiesel3902]

"It shoots flesh out of itself" "Thatsssssssssssssss..."

[@rsmith2568]

Kira gets taken out by a shard of glass? YOU MEAN GET HIS HEAD CRUSHED BY A FUCKING AMBULANCE AND THEN PROCEEDS TO GET TORN APART BY THE DEMONS IN THAT ALLEY?

[@Taiyou94]

He's thinking of when josuke shoots him in the back with shard of glass

[@JasonGodwin69]

I wish I had a friend like this.

[@funnynamelol3156]

Damn them guessing what DIO Over Heaven’s stand is basically a concept for Heaven’s Door Requiem… Starts At 53:08

[@Vi-ub9zh]

I've been looking for something like this for months! Thank you!

[@magnumbadguy9354]

40:41 I was playing street fighter and got a double KO and they literally marked out at the right moment

[@Azzabackam]

I don't really understand why people rib Jotaro for telling Josuke he can't revive his grandpa. It's clear Joseph was only revived because it was a special circumstance, his blood having been in Dio. Nothing like that is present in part 4.

[@carlcunningham7750]

Azzabackam And GioGio revived Bruno into that zombie like state pretty much by accident, while trying to save him.

[@ricardomiles2957]

More importantly, despite the whole thing with the blood, even if it was normal blood, the only thing Jotaro did with his stand was pumping Joseph's heart. He didn't used any power whatsoever.

[@logandh2]

Every single thing I know about JoJo I learned via osmosis from watching the Best Friends. So for some reason I feel like I’m safe from spoilers here since I still don’t know a fucking thing about JoJo.

[@benrogers9082]

you thought you would complete the body of a holy saint.......BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME!!!! DIO!!!!!

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Ben Rogers So, they still created the body of a saint, right?

[@michaeljfan9720]

Ben Rogers KONO DIO DA!!!!!!!!!

[@benrogers9082]

just because he hot doesn't mean he's a saint

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

1:01:09 I feel like d’arby would just be twoface, but his face plate takes up half his face and his coin has the face of the last person he consumed. Also the gamble is ONLY a 50/50 gamble (or 41/59 if its a coin flip, naturally)

[@tylerkerr225]

1:24:07 isn't that literally how pucci died

[@PrimeTF]

I think the King Crimson and Gold Experience Requiem comparison is untrue. Diavolo doesn't undo actions like GER does. Here's a better comparison. Gold Experience Requiem: You shot me with a gun? Actually no, you didn't shoot me. It has been nullified to zero, so it didn't happen. The World Over Heaven: You shot me with a gun? *rewrites reality* Actually what happened was, you died. They got the comparison right the first time.

[@Darkoriax17]

By the way, hello from 2021, may you bless more VAs with your incredible voice talent from on high, Keiji Fujiwara. We will miss you forever. But we shall never forget you.

[@leblanc3536]

He’s masculinely sobbing in heaven

[@Darkoriax17]

@@leblanc3536 Hell yeah.

[@duhassjr1161]

So I watched this after I finished Part 3. To confirm what they're saying at 1:06:45... yeah I dont understand SHIT and all I remember is that Chariot Reqiuem, whatever that is, is overpowered

[@tylerp.5004]

I'm pretty sure that their argument over the Cinderella X Yukako X Koichi thing is quite possibly one of the greatest moments here.

[@chertikinamoto]

Plus I think pat is missing the point that the whole point of Romeo and Juliet was that teenagers are fucking stupid. That being said, I do take his side on true love aspect, because Woolies thinking on love is far too cynical even for me.

[@HarrisBoe]

Here’s what I never hear anyone bring up about Valentine... What if he legitimately didn’t plan on using the gun if Johnny accepted his offer? What if he only brought it as insurance in case he didn’t accept? The whole purpose of the test was to see if Valentine would turn on him after Johnny gives him what he wants. But Valentine could still have been genuine in his offer while still keeping the gun.

[@ricardomiles2957]

I don't think much of the ending would change, maybe be he could get a new gyro? Since the corpse still ended in the us government hands

[@matthewesslemont5965]

"Fugo isnt cool" turning off the video right there

[@Noturbizns]

Pat and Woolie: Review what you've learned. Me: Right so there's this crazy turtle

[@jiv1538]

31:30 I feel like they missed the entire point of the Rolling Stones arc

[@francescolombardi3438]

"Didn't Stroheim kill a bunch of people?" Me: Didn't DIO kill a lot of people, made zombies, fused humans to animals to make those hybrids from part 1, Indirectly and Directly responsible for most of the crap that happens in Part 3-6, and kills dogs?

[@wynbarrett2989]

Dio was a villain, Stroheim was an ally

[@chandahulk6686]

50:45 "In 3 or 4 years" Well, looks like we might get them now, huh.

[@MadGameBoy]

Oh my fuck, that joke works on so many god damn levels... "the father, the son, and the stand"... not holy ghost, but stand! It just turned my whole viewpoint of this around now... CHRISTIANITY IS A JOJO REFERENCE

[@dantethewanderer4989]

Jesus is, canonically, a JoJo due to how the naming conventions at the time worked. His birth name, Yashua ben Yusef, when modernized becomes Joshua Son of Joseph, or JoJo. Jesus also has a stand, although I don't know what it is as my information was what I knew off-hand and I can't be bothered to look up what its name was.

[@jeffreydavidson5161]

How dare he call josuke's mom a hussy

[@holhorsethesomewhatgreat7226]

You know it’s sad that it had to start with jotaro and not our brave handsome hero speedwagon

[@joewall8210]

I hope the dynamic duo with their standos can fill the deep void in our souls

[@Taiyou94]

This scarf is knitted with the.. >bwaaaaaaaannnn