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[@jacobharrison8064]

every citizen in ireland is just chris having a conversation with himself by running to the other side of the table and putting on a wig and funny voice

[@bigyellowbanana8135]

Can confirm that’s Ireland in a nutshell plus it rains 24/7

[@salinesolniv]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT

[@kevinodom8708]

I believe you

[@georgemacgill8980]

I just checked by looking at a picture of my Irish grandmother. Only to my horror see the grinning face of Chris in a wig

[@Makocat]

Yes

[@shanemiller1182]

"aw sabreena aw you awright?" "Aw me fawking phones broken"

[@octavia8836]

I can visualize it based on this alone ahaahahaha

[@spethmanjones2997]

That’s still the most Irish I’ve ever heard Chris sound

[@DajuOnYoutube]

I mean at one point in life it stopped being harmless fun to splash someone or make them fall into water specifically because it's very likely that they have electronics on them that are vulnerable to it. Luckily phones are mostly safe enough these days but yeah I think I'll always pause and consider if you'll break something expensive. But... Speaking of... That is a clue that Chris probably weren't really all that young when this took place. Because based on how he and I are pretty much the same age I can go on how old i were and it feels like cellphones weren't common outside of businessmen and such until like my mid teens or something. While that story sounds like something you'd expect from younger kids that don't really know any better, especially if it's taking place when there's a big risk of breaking phones.

[@shanemiller1182]

@@DajuOnKZbin he literally said he was 16 lol

[@xxzxozkxlxton1344]

Timestamp?

[@birchtree6975]

Horrifyingly I know the context for the "mario lives in a pink house" story. I live in Dublin and awhile ago in town I was driving home and saw some old looking pink restaurant called Mario's. Kid probably saw that place and decided thats his house

[@g.k.4710]

This is actually hysterical

[@shitlordflytrap1078]

That's incredible

[@toe_grips]

Chris is from Wexford

[@Xylophytae]

​@@toe_gripsand as we all know people never leave their homes for any reason

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@toe_gripsfuck got him, he’s a liar now

[@kurbstomp3729]

No one ever talks about how remarkable it is that Chris can even play games for us when all his fingers were bitten off by the packs of wolves in Ireland

[@PALACIO254]

Not to mention the cancer or the rot

[@nielsisback]

And that his face was rotten off

[@carkindozin]

And the biting spiders

[@aspiringadonis1253]

and his broken neck from his attempt to become an astronaut

[@calebshockency2083]

I can't believe they left out that part in The Wolfwalkers

[@hotdiggedydemon]

Hi tee tie tee tie tee tie, I'm from oirlund

[@99luftballoons18]

Gobshite

[@ahopefor]

@@99luftballoons18 So true

[@roybucket4169]

Howz it going max

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

Oh by Jaesus

[@kingcyclops4079]

Americans: *stares confused at the English dictionary*

[@Amiggydala]

All this over Niall pissing his pants on a fishing trip with his disappointed father.

[@cosplayingchao]

Thanks Jeff

[@mutantwalnut3390]

What does pissing your pants have to do with catching an octopus?

[@javsandarts]

they were after the famous Salmon of knowedge

[@Jgallstar1]

I've been relistening to the podcast and I just hit that part the other day and I forgot how absolutely hysterical that moment was

[@ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj]

While some dude fingers another kid in a schoolbus

[@danielnuttall6964]

“It’s like Skyrim but with Pokémon” this man predicted Palworld

[@Boneheaded0]

Erm,,, achtullhy palworld is Valheim ripoff

[@RuneTrips]

They laugh but it was unironically one of the most critically well reviewed games. He just took the next and final step which was figuring out copyright lol

[@qasrd11sa]

Here's a complete stories timestamp list 0:04 -Gaelic Slang 0:16 -Pokemon/Skyrim dumbass 1:47 -Mario's Pink house 2:16 -Dropping water on people 4:17 -Playing "kick the bottle" 5:28 -School Principals 6:30 -Frog Chin Andy 7:00 -Stealing Panties 7:13 -Teacher shenanigans 9:26 -Peeing in a sink 9:41 -Sad Wexford duck story 10:28 -Fingering a cat 11:23 -Irish friends 12:54 -Sean's massive penis 15:32 -Electrocuting Teachers 17:14 -"YOU THREW A NAIL IN MY EYE !" 19:40 -"I like shootin' crows" 20:35 -Stealing the Mario movie 21:11 -Forging a fake ID 23:04 -The magical land of Finglas,Dublin 24:20 -Chicken in my tummy 24:50 -Irish Accents 25:38 -Patty's Ostrich farm/Fox cruelty 26:04 -Bartok fan-girls 26:55 -"The London Mishap" 32:22 -Chat Magazine 35:14 -Batter eating boy 36:15 -Chris O'Neil and the pet eel 37:58 -College Pokemon dealer 39:35 -Shooting a old ladies eyes out with BB's 40:59 -Cutting Geese's heads off 41:50 -Giuseppe The Great Deciever 46:14 -Irish final exams 49:22 -Burning a teachers house down 50:10 -Hurling camp 52:50 -Little Chris and Rayman 54:20 -Babies first beer 55:13 -Sonic Underground fanboy 56:25 -Beetlejuice theme song 57:00 -Santa lives in Lapland 59:50 -Thomas the tank engine 1:00:45 -Terrified of bugs 1:01:50 -The lamest situation 1:02:40 -Cloud Strife Keychain 1:03:40 -THE INTERNET 1:04:07 -Chris's mom is redpilled 1:04:51 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis 1:05:47 -"Little pups" 1:06:06 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis pt.2 1:07:33 -Chris loses the one ring 1:08:41 -Porn Spree 1:09:36 -"Daddy wouldn't buy me a super-split" 1:10:26 -Jack Black in Wexford 1:11:31 -Chris's dad plays LFD2 1:11:36 -Grabbing Owls 1:12:10 -Chris's dad nonsense 1:13:05 -Chris's dad murdered by the Yakuza 1:13:40 -Princess Diana 1:14:05 -Chris's Dad v Midget 1:14:44 -Give a Mouse a cookie 1:15:50 -Killing a Robin 1:16:16 -Buried Treasure 1:16:57 -Fooling the Church 1:17:17 -Funny Pranks 1:18:38 -Bart Simpson 1:19:30 -Chris's dad's cement spine/Traumatising children & Midgets 1:20:52 -Visiting the Simpsons 1:22:37 -Funny little Bandicoot 1:23:17 -The O'Neil Dynasty 1:23:34 -Donald Duck impression 1:24:00 -Harry Potter/Nice comments 1:24:38 -Saving Babies/Tarzan Yawning 1:25:14 -Doormat 1:25:23 -Final Fantasy 7 1:26:26 -Mommy and Daddy/Flying in Wexford/Spooky Irish Ghosts Yes, I have no life

[@execration_texts]

No, you're doing gods work.

[@smileydog5941]

Needs to be top comment

[@kaj7135]

Thank you for your lack of life.

[@skyup1213]

Your awesome man we love you for this

[@dylanpareti7457]

We all appreciate you🙌

[@fallenmango8420]

I love how when he talks about Ireland his accent gets stronger.

[@hen1018]

It’s probably the king of Ireland hearing his continents name being spoken and trying to return Chris

[@bearsaroundhere]

everyone I've ever met with an accent does that where their accent gets stronger when talking about their upbringing, home, or to someone else with that accent

[@ao1fe]

im irish and he sounds completely american to me, even in his old videos lmao

[@jazaniac]

@@ao1fe there’s some light intonations in there that are more irish. “he’s takin mem’ry sticks of pokémon foire red oot”

[@MEGALAWLABLE]

@@ao1fe why does he have an American accent tho?

[@benpurdy2689]

Glad to be from Wexford as well. Everyday I visit the Chocolate Jelly River and throw a big dirty stone in there in Chris' honour

[@liamwright3782]

I'm also from wexford and when I found the chocolate jelly river video I was ecstatic

[@scarletbard6511]

May he rest in peace. Screw NASA.

[@quagernag]

Throw one pebble for us too. Rest in Peaces our little astronautgh

[@georgeullrich9086]

Thro that rock in dur, maeka durty shplatt

[@DunaFornVideo]

Did you know Giuseppe?

[@SnackboxOToole]

Chris' dad doing a Donald Duck impression on request for his adult son without question is just the most wholesome content.

[@partymantis3421]

Irish history: The reason Irelend and England have beef is because Chris'es acestor Owan Roe O'Niel kept asking the queen quote "go on then, show us your minge" . Starting the war of the boiling milk, that still rages to this day

[@bilbebop3693]

Till the day he died he never fought to see that minge

[@themilkman6969]

go on, then

[@bobobsen]

Irelend

[@twedo_]

Blaa

[@malekartorian3054]

Im pretty sure the war of boiling milk was the inspiration for game of thrones.

[@Cbstray]

The man wanted to make Skyrim with Pokemon and now Nintendo is making Pokemon: Arceus. He wasn't stupid, he was ahead of his time.

[@alfredandersson875]

How is pokemon arceus related to skyrim?

[@j4mb0mb47]

@@alfredandersson875 It's open world so near enough

[@bergermeistermeisterburger]

If that game is any good I’ll eat my Irish hat

[@KL_VA]

Dude I was thinking the same thing

[@animeisgay3507]

They finally got his letters.

[@CaaaramelApples]

The story of them dumping a basin of water on a guy and then dumping more on him later will never get old

[@spethmanjones2997]

Ireland sounds like a magical land full of strange and fantastical creatures who are all constantly intoxicated and have adventures that only sometimes make sense

[@pudding1255]

i'm irish and it's either that or the worst people you've ever met lol

[@chimerschang]

I sincerely hope Chris actually sounded exactly like his impression of his kid self when he was little.

[@CommunismNeverWorked]

There was a video on OneyNG of him as a child speaking about the Easter Bunny

[@themangoman9315]

@@CommunismNeverWorked link

[@screwyoumoon]

@@themangoman9315look for it

[@Top_Nepper]

I legitimately believed Chris's story about the Irish children casually murdering an old lady with boiling BBs up until Chris started laughing. Well played.

[@tadhgmcinerney8654]

To be honest, I'd believe it happening in Ireland. We have a serious problem with juvenile delinquency in this country. Kids get away with the most insane shit and get only a slap on the wrist due to the way laws work here.

[@symbiote1982pk]

But boiling a BB wouldn't do shit, it would cool while in motion and wouldn't be in contact long enough to do anything.

[@thesensur6214]

@@symbiote1982pk Exactly, it’s the kind of thing only kid-brains would think would think of. Or Chris-brains.

[@TemmiePlays]

@@spencerm5612 which would be fine, until you realize you need molten-lava levels of heat to melt down steel ball bearings. bb's are made of steel, my dude.

[@spethmanjones2997]

@@TemmiePlays if they were using Irish Fire though, it’s just about strong enough to do it

[@Triffgits]

I can't wait to hear all about Chris's wholesome tales of the old world.

[@orangejoe2147]

I’m looking forward to his rendition of ‘The Troubles’

[@exetone]

@@orangejoe2147 accidentally explains the story of halo 2

[@MikeyLikey95]

I can't wait to hear about the sweet release of unloading a shotgun on crows.

[@CaptLuser]

your icon is cute baby

[@sethcowles8006]

ITS YEEEEE OOOOLD WUUUUUORLD

[@NaturesTemper]

I had no idea Chris's dad was British until this video

[@spoonks1379]

Chris is white what do you mean

[@tweeeeeex]

yah mon. I think he mentioned before that's why he doesn't have a particularly strong Irish accent, apparently his da's British accent is pretty light/non-specific which in turn had an effect on Chris's own way of speaking. I also generally assume he watched too many dumb NG videos as a teenager which wound up causing him to sound like a silly 'Murican

[@klubblunka1031]

No one did

[@tablon6948]

@@tweeeeeex its really funny, you can hear chris's irish come out when he's scared playing horror games

[@yjxoxo]

@@tablon6948 “I was in the cer 🚗 “

[@ToddM_arts]

I love the way Chris tells stories. It's like "In Ireland, there was this broken lady, and she would throw boiling water down out chimney"

[@supahcomix]

Oh Ireland, the birthplace of many funnies

[@commonwriternext]

Classics like how Niall pissed his pants when fishing with his dad

[@Nutochi]

Ive read "furries" and got confused

[@jessie801000]

I love my people.

[@moppupaws]

i read funnies as furries somehow

[@pillgrimm]

Oh those Irish!

[@jonathansmithwick5703]

Niall's "yeh" makes me happy. *not to be confused with Adam's "oh yeah"

[@mikekazz5353]

I love the fact that Chris had an Irish Mr Bean for a principal.

[@maxalvarez5223]

Damn Chris calling his dad to do the Donald Duck impression was the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen

[@maxalvarez5223]

A year later, still the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen

[@gunk4876]

​@@maxalvarez5223agreed

[@thesprucemoose7905]

I used to work with this Irish guy on the festival scene. He was the shittest worker I have ever met in my life and could barely string a sentence together half the time but he was definitely one of the most humorous little freaks I have ever met. Told some of the best stories I've ever heard, plus he used to give out free coke which was nice of him.

[@scrithen2836]

Like coca cola or cocain

[@onesillyguy]

@@scrithen2836 it’s the festival scene, of course he means coca-cola.

[@caseyschonback909]

@@onesillyguy i uh.... dont think he means coca cola

[@PALACIO254]

@@caseyschonback909 what other refreshing beverage could he mean

[@duckjab1117]

@@caseyschonback909 hey look! over your head!

[@toadspag]

i love how a good quarter of these were father o'neill stories

[@octavia8836]

I love those stories

[@JVeezy109]

I love the way Chris talks about Ireland, I always imagine it as essentially the Shire from LOTR, but dirtier and everyone is Pippin.

[@knotbots]

Haha 🤣

[@mr.mayonnaise2095]

And instead of pipe weed it's black tar heroin

[@DoobusGoobus]

1:08 I quote this one all the time

[@knownmints]

Same here lmfaoo

[@chrisnicolet8910]

Ayo animate it

[@dr.shivago2404]

It is indeed the funny (non)Broccoli man of the animations

[@Roachdogg_IIV]

Waiting for the Doobus Oneyplays animated

[@ramby3405]

I didn’t even realize this was you doobus until I read the comment saying nobody is realizing it’s you lmfao hi buddy hope you’re doing well

[@zachfaulkner3160]

New drinking game. Whenever Chris starts a story with. "One time in Ireland." Take a drink.

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@Pee Pee take a sip, you’ll be fucked before the video ends😂

[@salinesolniv]

*Wakes up in a ditch*

[@smenkinsa]

challenge accepted

[@thesensur6214]

@@salinesolniv *wakes up in the wexford crescent*

[@shitlordflytrap1078]

@@thesensur6214 "was I raped"

[@KorianBossMonster]

Over an hour and 30 minutes of irish stories, the real mark of a lad 🍀🇮🇪

[@kekula69]

i'm fucking passing out from laughing too hard

[@lulzIridetheshortbus]

@@kekula69 is I’ll

[@thatdudekinda6825]

I love how chris was right about the "Santa being from Lapland" thing, yet they still made fun from him.

[@natedude95]

The story about dropping water on the guy two times in a row was always the funniest to me, maybe because of the way he told it but the idea of him not moving after the first soaking is great

[@bubblegummel]

It's so wierd hearing the word "bin liner" in an American accent. I bet Chris' mum finds it weird to talk to him on the phone now

[@klg9549]

... That's odd, I just realised I say "bin" but then "garbage bag." It comes with being born in the states but not having American parents, I guess. I don't think it's that weird.

[@nobody2021]

He probably slips back into his accent when he talks to his mom

[@Pansexual-Imp]

Hearing him say any British/Irish slang correctly and sincerely but in an American accent will never not be weird to me, a British person

[@davidn4956]

@@Pansexual-Imp So like a Canadian?

[@wideface344]

The Heckle nation is proud of Otto for going professional

[@RougenTCG]

Heckle-heads going wild rn

[@octavia8836]

A shekel from the heckles

[@marquezharris619]

Heckler here, i am very proud of our boy

[@theweedledrop]

Big ups Otto man

[@wideface344]

@Otto Heckel 🙌🙌

[@Sunshine-san]

The duck story is tragic but there's something about the way Chris' friend screamed *"CHRIIIIS!"* that makes it so funny

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's like that _Sea of Thieves_ clip.

[@disposable_income_andy]

bro went full albert wesker levels of *CHRIIIIS!*

[@someman66]

Can we get a "best of repeating stories" where chris tells a story he's told before

[@jackmazeika5594]

How about “best of Zach interrupting Chris’s stories with something 15x funnier.

[@bigwillicus4035]

@@jackmazeika5594 zach interrupting other people with loud screaming will never not be funny.

[@smileydog5941]

The story of Chris fingering his girlfriend while he played Bully was repeated like 3 times and then they played Bully lmao

[@janethube4553]

Just repeating stories in general like Lyle's rat stories.

[@DuskmareCD]

Brooo, Nintendo totally snatched that "Skyrim but Pokemon" idea from the ol' tounge chewey

[@ghostface5559]

when

[@sexygolfball69]

@@ghostface5559 Zilda

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

its not first person its 3rd loihke breth uhv da hwoyld

[@newusernamehere4772]

@@Beefaroni_Bert Not to flash my epic gamer card but Skyrim can also be played in 3rd person

[@dampowl]

I'm with Chris, as a kid I found these magazines called "Take a Break", and every single story either amounted to "my boyfriend snapped and murdered my whole family" or "I just had a kid, oh he's got a condition, oh I can't cope, oh wait yes I can, oh wait he's dead". Just bleak, overly shocking, trashy shit that you'd think the victims would want to be settled privately. I guess it's the old lady equivalent of Kiwi Farms or something.

[@sketch-eee4165]

Do you still have one of the magazines?

[@dampowl]

@@sketch-eee4165 I don't believe so. :(

[@sketch-eee4165]

@@dampowl F. But at least that's a sort of confirmation that it does exist. Inb4 lost media.

[@renh4844]

old lady kiwi farms 💀💀💀 thats such a funny comparison but so true

[@moonbug7252]

I used to read that exact magazine in lines at corner shops as a kid,

[@v.n.ofishmaster6168]

Me realizing Chris used to traumatize drunk people with water balloons the size of hydrogen bombs made me laugh so hard

[@idkaboutthat6712]

it was really cute when he called his dad for the Donald impression

[@timmytacoburrito]

I always love hearing about the time Chris got too drunk and vomited and shat himself

[@coinish2997]

Chris, sit the FUCK down

[@stucklift8674]

When you think it can't get any worse. Then it gets worse.

[@zangl2955]

We’ve all been there. (Actually I haven’t done the shitting myself part… yet)

[@DoomFoxofDeath]

googled "Wexford conman", found the "italian guy" Chris talks about. Holy shit the dude was grifting the govt for like 15 years!

[@morgantodd3748]

Link?

[@jack_corvinus]

The only one I can find is Adrian Vaduva, but none of the articles mention him borrowing money from the poor innocent Wexford townsfolk. He matches the description of "bald loser" though.

[@Mentally_Will]

I still wish to know more about this man.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@jack_corvinus also "Vaduva" is French, not Italian.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@DistractedGlobeGuymy name is Norwegian and I’m American.

[@rareblues78daddy]

Fuck it. I'm downloading this video and turning it into an MP3 file so I can listen to it like a comedy album. This is golden.

[@fergal009]

It's not an Irish story unless the speaker fails to distinguish person A from person B, leaving you utterly confused as to who is supposed to be speaking at certain parts of the story. Source, my father, aka the aul lad

[@memeskeyoch3375]

so, the rogue fingerer

[@j377yb33n]

ah sure y'know yourself

[@theshadowsquadhd215]

Or ‘you know that fella you met at that funeral when you were 3?’ Or just reference people you just don’t know.

[@fergal009]

@@theshadowsquadhd215 do you know your man who was the postman around 20 years ago? I was 10 at the time.

[@wuffalo]

so I says to yer one, is that so? sure she says yeah and then yer man's comes along and says NO, it not be so

[@eddy6969100]

Chris's dad saying '' I love you my son '' in a donald duck impression was genuinely wholesome

[@ChronicGoonerr]

oh my god are you the real darknud lol

[@eddy6969100]

@@ChronicGoonerr yeah dude lol

[@MrDonut-mb6ms]

The story about Chris’s dad throwing bread to attract owls and sticking his fingers in their ears and making his children look is psychotic

[@artsyvids2563]

bro suggested palworld

[@Secondcomingofwocky]

Bro talked to his friend

[@ezachleewright2309]

Chris made a fake ID that the cops found and thought was real when he was like 12 Fucking legend

[@ernekid7241]

The thing about Irish people is we just like to lie for no reason just for fun

[@the_peak]

It’s because of how gullible Americans are

[@Jack574.]

Ye, is funnee

[@left4twenty]

Tellin tall tales really takes the mind off potatoes, or lack of potatoes, depending on the year

[@twedo_]

lmao

[@SilentSilus]

Hearing Arin's voice in a modern Oneyplays video is quite surreal to say the least, even if it is just a compilation.

[@Efrenxrazor95]

Hearing Matt and Ryan is also a bit weird. Shame they don’t talk anymore. Wonder if they can copyright for that

[@satan1189]

@@Efrenxrazor95 oneyplays doesnt talk to matt and ryan anymore?

[@kekula69]

@@satan1189 if you find out, can you tell me?

[@twedo_]

Lmao

[@spiderdude2099]

Irish stories are literally like: “One time I went to _____ and tried out the ________ and it was ok I suppose.”

[@rjakobi]

When Oney was talking about that kid who wrote a school article about shooting crows, did anyone else think back to that episode in Father Ted with Tom in the "I Shot JR" shirt?

[@emmamiddleton3190]

BIRD

[@calebshockency2083]

Based on Chris’s stories, life in Ireland is one long episode of Father Ted.

[@ethanjackson4969]

Remember when Saint Tomar chased all the Zachs out of Ireland,

[@abcengenir3309]

"it's like skyrim... but with pokemon, like that's ever gonna take off!!!" -chris, a few years before playing and recording palworld for his youtube channel

[@phillipredgrave5745]

"Aaah Sabrina! Are ye allreet?" "Me fookin phone's browken"

[@RubberHose]

Hearing Arin in this compilation really caught me off guard. Not sure if he has even been in a compilation before

[@Ada318]

I had to do a double take as well. Arin was the last guy i was expecting to be acknowledged at all on oneyplays

[@commonwriternext]

@@Ada318 They probably don't care about controversies when it comes to compilations

[@jonttopia]

@@commonwriternext what controversies have their been with Arin? Have I been living under a stone?

[@Alizudo]

@@jonttopia Back when "Dream Daddy" came out (a gay dating simulator made by Arin and others), Ding-Dong and Julian said it was made very poorly and was too fetish-y. Ding-Dong and Julian are actually gay, and their criticisms were valid, but Game Grumps fans completely attacked them including doxxing, and Arin did nothing to stop it. Other than that, Chris and Arin have been having more and more disagreements over the years, so they mostly don't publicly reference each other any more.

[@WendigoSings]

Theres a game grumps excerpt in the gaslighting compilation. They talk about Zach lying about why his voice sounds the way it does. Its crazy who all knows eachother in the YT sphere

[@Entropic_Alloy]

I'm ready for the compilation of Chris talking like a baby child.

[@bettya.k.abetty8259]

I used to live in Ireland for a year back in 1999 when I was a kid. My parent's had no choice but to take me and my sister on their business trip since it was such short notice. We lived in this cabin halfway in the woods and Ireland is really fucking creepy at night. I think that's where most of my childhood phobias come from.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

There lies faeries

[@levferno483]

The Skyrim Pokémon bit got brought up in pal world. Crazy how a game like that exists now.

[@Captain_Grabby]

Why haven't they started a 24/7 stream called "OneyTV" that just plays every video on this channel in chronological order?

[@calchuchesta3196]

Chris has such a slight accent you could almost confuse him for an American, but once he starts calling garbage bags “bin liners” you can tell he’s Irish

[@hrhnicholasable]

Bert O’Neil is still my favorite Irish OC

[@s3dchr]

*Bobbert O'Neill.

[@vincebl9899]

The Giuseppe story is one of my favorite moments on all of OneyPlays. It's so fucking bonkers, lmao.

[@PillsburySoyboy]

FUCK YEAH. These are my favorite parts that aren't Cory's stories about his dad!

[@octavia8836]

Mother bearing hips

[@Top_Nepper]

You want to kiss dada?

[@jelly_4_brainz]

My favorite stories are the ones about cory getting effed by his dad

[@m.f.3347]

1:11 bro basically predicted Palworld

[@AnimatedAndrew]

Goddammit Chris listing all his "Irish Friends" at 11:52 accompanied by the game's music in the background cracked me up so damn hard. The grand finale of that list with the deformed/content aware scaled pic of Merida from Brave had me keeled over belly-laughing.

[@Mattno.777]

Its Schmuckus

[@matiaslaguna9118]

@@Mattno.777 with the big tucckussh

[@Khornecussion]

" It's loik Skoirim. But wit' Pokemon. " Chris is just mad that he was ahead of his time and Nintendo later stole his idea. He later saw the commercial for the new Pokemon and frantically pointed at the screen while grabbing his head a screeching like the Notalgia Critic while Chris looked on and rubbed his chin in doubt, then sniffed his finger out of pure desperation.

[@FELONIOUSBOLUSS]

"CHRIS! You just told AN IRISH STORY!" -Stamper, probably

[@El-Burrito]

You felonious bolus

[@Abdega]

You remember what episode of sleepycabin he said that?

[@FELONIOUSBOLUSS]

@@Abdega nope

[@coinish2997]

@@Abdega s2 ep3

[@natebox4550]

@@Abdegathe only real bad part of sleepy cabin is that pedo Shadman. The rest of it is so funny to me, but any time that heroin addict is in one I just can’t watch it.

[@DukeOnkled]

Listening closely enough, you can definitely hear his original Irish accent poking through at times.

[@voidheir]

57:00 is a bit that always makes me go into an autistic Sami rage because Chris is right. Christmas *technically* originates from Lapland. The reindeers and elves were based on the native Sami people. I should know, I'm a Lapper myself.

[@blueray2174]

If you're a Lapper how come you typed this comment without your fingers falling off huh? ... suspicious

[@captaincapitalism9535]

Much like fraternal twins and yellow fever for Cory, that was one of the times I got unironically mad that I couldn’t correct the funny internet men

[@GarretDejiko]

1:11 did he predicted palworld?

[@3005desu]

One time in Ireland an assassin went on top of this bell tower and he had the guy in his sight, and then he put his gun down and ate a chocolate bar.

[@PALACIO254]

Than he pissed his pants

[@orpheus9098]

Then the Cadburys logo faded in

[@gallow_]

@@orpheus9098 And a drum solo fill played in the background, presumably performed by a skilled primate of sorts

[@henrynelson9301]

“And it’s like WHAT THE FUCK DOES A CHOCOLATE BAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOU KILLING SOMEBODY??”

[@davidr3224]

1:11 And now, years later, we have Palworld and Chris is biting his elbows 😂

[@tipsycat27]

these stories make me more fearful of ireland than any IRA incident

[@ahopefor]

As a Irish person I find that hilarious

[@yodabaki970]

None of this sounds particularly weird. Do things just not happen where you're from?

[@ajmeraki4029]

Chris: "my father was like the sweetest, shyest, kindest man ever!" also Chris's dad according to Chris himself: sees a small, harmless bird enter the house and immediately, without a scrap of hesitation, kills it with the first thing avaliable to him

[@Sunshine-san]

Mad respect for Chris for surviving the rot, strong lad that one

[@Bruh-vs1qv]

“Aahhh Jazes” Yeah that seems right

[@Dingalow]

They aren't real Irish stories unless they have one random specific bit of information and/or an ending that doesn't relate to any of the main events or subject matter

[@BovineDesigns]

"Ah, stories from the land of sand where one can learn animation from the sounds of seashells." -Chris O'Neil: An Autobiography as dictated by Cory Spazkid

[@MrHotSalsa]

The Big Ugly Boy prequel

[@MG-ql8sg]

It's really cool hearing Oney talk about these Irish stories again like from sleepycast

[@Dogyphil]

Chris: Nial you're an asshole Also Chris: We dumped a basin on a bunch of girls and one of them cried and said their phone was broken lmao god i love these boys

[@PALACIO254]

Irish boys

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

Not gonna lie that sounds like some shit i would have done back when i was a cringe 14 year old

[@JohnGreen-pn1dy]

"I surely can son." That was very sweet.

[@oliverspencer8502]

Chris's friend from ireland came up with Palworld

[@agent_w.]

i got an Irish joke: Danny walks into Murphy's bar and says, "Murph, give me the daily lunch special, double it, along with 3 pints of Guinness, two glasses of dark ale, and five shots of Jameson.” "What’s all this for, Danny? Are you okay?" "I just came back from the doctor, and I tell you Murph, if you knew what I have you wouldn't be eatin' and drinkin' like this." Murph brings over a Guinness and Danny downs it straight away. "My goodness Danny, is it cancer, diabetes, Alzheimer’s? What do you have?" Danny licks his foamy lips and replies, "50 cents."

[@octavia8836]

God this just makes me miss Norm McDonald

[@blackomet5049]

And then 50 clones of 50 Cent barge through the bar door, sit down next to Danny and have a really great night drinking and eating with their favorite Irish person

[@buhgingo2933]

@@blackomet5049 they dissolve after midnight

[@jimbosfunzone8292]

@@buhgingo2933 the charm where’s off when the clock strikes 12

[@kekula69]

I got an irish joke Barack O'Bama

[@ShahbazBokhari]

Finally flying back to Ireland for an early Christmas visit with the fam this year, haven’t been back in almost four years. I miss the place. Chris retells the truth of Ireland as I remember it, so well.

[@scottporter1427]

It's not even October. Y'OK? Blink twice for "No."

[@jakobwilcox1176]

Lol watching this after palworld released makes the first bit funnier

[@perunplague9794]

Chris Makes Wexford sound like Springfield

[@emmettm.975]

It really is honestly.

[@jaeger7705]

Good ol Otto Heckel

[@crackedemerald4930]

Finally validated

[@MyOldHandleWasWorse]

I love how it starts with a clip from the first series featuring our burrito babito, Joolian. That was a wonderful touch.

[@CheshireMask]

"Ya never kick the bottle Niall" is one of the funniest ominous warnings I have ever heard

[@MokeiOW]

weird hearing the story about jack black, knowing chris has now worked with him personally lmao.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

How so?

[@slipperylilbutterguy]

​@@lindboknifeandtoolhe uh made a music video with him and did a little podcast thingy

[@henrynelson9301]

@@lindboknifeandtoolChris directed an animated music video for Tenacious D

[@videogameclub683]

Me favorite story was when Chris's nan plucked out his wee little eye ball and poured boiling milk in his noggin so he could pass Irish class

[@octavia8836]

What does Irish class entail is the question

[@partymantis3421]

@@octavia8836 Boiling milk to the brain activates the hibernating irish roots in each irishmans graymatter.

[@videogameclub683]

@@octavia8836 Oh you know drinkin, cursin, and sliding in the mud to get around and the such

[@videogameclub683]

@@partymantis3421 You're very knowledgeable about milk physics

[@Subpar1O1]

@@octavia8836 in case you were genuinely wondering it's learning how to speak Irish, at least in my school, it's mandatory for the first few years of secondary school

[@mutantwalnut3390]

I'm ready to hear stories that don't go anywhere

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

Trenchcoat pokemon dealer has motives beyond our comprehension and is definitely a main character

[@tankben9737]

I think it was tomar with one of his classic schemes

[@tyvb]

Now we know why Chris did the music video, it was to make his friend's dream of Jack Black going to Wexford come true.

[@ChanceKearns]

Ireland, where you cant go five steps in the countryside without an old man on his tractor screaming at you

[@coolhrv]

As a fella of Irish descent who's never actually visited Ireland, Chris' stories really hit home for me. I haven't been able to stop thinking about Ireland since I watched this video and could listen to Chris tell his stories about growing up there all damn day.

[@shitlordflytrap1078]

Am there now, it sucks 👍

[@wanderingrandomer]

I'm from the UK, and always believed that Santa lived in Lapland, and that he just WORKS at the North Pole, like that's where his factory is. The reindeer were also brought in from Lapland. Dunno about the elves though.

[@Kcoolin]

3:35 "me fookin phoone's brooken" gets me everytime. poor girls.

[@zaccwiggins]

Chris describes his dad to be this terrifying man fueled by rage, but then when you actually hear his voice he’s the sweetest little Irishman to ever live.