Best of the Worst: Blood Shack (aka The Chooper)

[@UnscannableDrew]

"Ray Dennis Steckler" sounds like someone trying to remember the names of all the Ghostbusters.

[@ShoRyuBarbie]

Well, this one needs more likes

[@abcpea]

Eli Steckler RIP

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

"Do-" "Ray-" "Steckler!"

[@mccryan3]

"Bustin makes me feel good." -Ray Steckler Jr.

[@CalamityCain]

@@mccryan3 "Freaky ghost Baby! Bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin'!"

[@Daniel-zh2fl]

Karma is quickly catching up with Mike after years of mocking Rich Evans for his pronunciation and dementia.

[@nicopiubello]

And diabetes

[@justjosh999]

Who knew it was contagious...

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@andrewmccrary4433]

I'm thinking it was the Zima...

[@JohnnyZenith]

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese is a Grade II listed public house at 145 Fleet Street, on Wine Office Court, City of London. Rebuilt shortly after the Great Fire of 1666, the pub is known for its literary associations, with its regular patrons having included Charles Dickens, G.K. Chesterton and Mark Twain.

[@chalie091892]

The irony of padding out this episode with the padding out scenes from the movie is not lost on me

[@frankmerker630]

To be fair in that one extended segment they were basically trying to recreate the Exorcist 3 hallway scene anticipation element

[@dasuberedward]

@@frankmerker630 it actually worked really well.

[@joelsmith5938]

@@dasuberedward I think they may have gone too far in a few places. Hopefully it'll work. *shrug*

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

"That mattress is filthy, flip it over we'll shoot the clean side" And they did.

[@golem2246]

+1

[@dinosaurspy7096]

+1

[@cyruskarloff7219]

+1

[@GageFilms]

+2

[@cyruskarloff7219]

@@GageFilms Woo!

[@sunday8637]

Tension is when the hack frauds sit at a table with "Rat Pfink a boo boo" on it and the audience doesn't know whether they'll review it.

[@cyruskarloff7219]

It was a bomb on the table...

[@deadNightwatchman]

@@cyruskarloff7219 Chekov's bomb, so to speak.

[@zetetick395]

Same as with Disco Godfather / Human Tornado on the Rudy Ray Moore ep ??

[@TheRedRedKroovy]

This was a weird way to find out that the Diamond Cobra vs. White Fox video had a copyright takedown

[@manplusguitar]

I'm gutted. It was one of my favourites :(

[@notchuckproductions5029]

Daddy Derek should give her a role in cool cat stops a school shooting, they seem like people who would get along

[@averageryan4965]

At least we'll always have that awful "Uppity up up up uppity up" 'song' lodged in our minds.

[@DatCameraMON]

Wow, I didn't even realize.

[@jorgamund07]

I could have sworn it was still being recommended to me as late as a few days ago.

[@gachoman2012]

I’m glad I got to see Diamond Cobra vs White Fox, that shit had me rolling.

[@tjzambonischwartz]

Me too, since it was filmed in my hometown. I recognized ALL the filming locations.

[@sebastiankrembuszewski8435]

why was it deleted?

[@tjzambonischwartz]

@@sebastiankrembuszewski8435 copyright claim

[@PALACIO254]

@@tjzambonischwartz dude where is the great deandra are however you spell her name from?

[@Smiththebat]

Ya lucky to have seen it! Someone with quicker wits than all of us HAS to have made a copy somewhere, right?

[@aesen161]

can we have a moment of silence for all those who will never get to watch the diamond cobra vs white fox video?

[@dumbumbumbum8649]

Only true RLM fans remember jewelry store pirate eyepatch mother and egg salad

[@Scott_Silver]

And Corn Cobb Pipe guy

[@ericv00]

Those flavors of bad movies are a dime a dozen. So there you go, relief to those who hated the episode, and hope to those who loved it.

[@flynnjaman]

@@madalinam6183 madness. One of their best episodes

[@voltijuice8576]

"Not to confuse Hot Wings with Barbeque!"

[@crowofcrius]

That diamond cobra episode was so funny, remember the part where Mike lost his mind in the middle of the screening and just started running around the studio naked?

[@voltijuice8576]

I was so scared I had to put on a third eyepatch for that part!

[@spooplegeist5260]

They made a bold artistic choice when they cut to a 7 minute sequence of Rich Evans trying and failing to take his insulin shots, but it was cinematic dynamite.

[@ryngobrody1627]

I thought it was kinda weird that the ending credits was just footage of 9/11

[@neighandwhinnymchorse2100]

@@ryngobrody1627 it wasn't *footage* of it, It was a reenactment- Don't you wonder why only three of them are in this one? Jack and Josh were the ones who hijacked the plane and sacrificed themselves for the footage. Of course- it was a smaller airliner and two much smaller buildings, so the scaling was all off. They clearly didn't care enough to put in the effort- but at least it was a funny sketch.

[@FourOf92000]

@@neighandwhinnymchorse2100 wait, did they kill off the extras in that scene or did they use their cloning machine? The cloning machine would make more sense; that way they wouldn't have to use their special effects budget on the thirty-three dead Macaulay Culkins which, wow, the symbology on that scene blew my mind

[@donaldfrank2694]

That cop in the beginning CLEARLY never watched Surving Edged Weapons.

[@gabbyprincip1575]

The Chooper incident is what lead to the creation of Surviving Edged Weapons

[@sonorous6200]

Deuandra Brown has to protect her copyright, fellas. She's an award-winning filmmaker according to Google.

[@sparki9085]

Doesn't look like it was her, it was taken down by ONErpm light, a music label

[@jeffmaesar]

It s not because someone teared up a new one to her magnum opus ?

[@sentimentalmariner590]

@@annefrankenberry7914 sure and I am the god emperor of mankind

[@larrylaffer3246]

Hopefully she warms up to review makers making reviews of her content. Like Tommy Wassau did for the Nostalgia Critic all those years back.

[@planetschlock]

@@sparki9085 I'm 99% sure that's one of her many fake companies that she uses to self-publish her absolute garbage and stroke her massive ego while she continues to suffer from her insane delusions of grandeur.

[@theocan]

I didnt even pick up on Diamond Cobra vs White Fox being removed.. That is actually rather heartbreaking! Especially considering it'll probably be the only form of any advertisement that film will get. I mean hey, even I was willing to watch that trash after that best of the worst highlight. Real shame.

[@_strayfer_]

I guess they want “positive publicity” for their “film” they worked “hard” on

[@atomic_wait]

@@wyattritter14 I think the movie is only a few years old, actually.

[@supersaiyanlegend4728]

@@samurai85x Do you think you could find anyway to share that majesty with the rest of us?

[@ArtivousGaijin]

You mean to tell me a a narcissistic vanity project director and staring actress would have trouble taking criticism in stride. Shocked.

[@brett66]

And youtube still doesn't know or care what fair use is... yay.

[@petewerehere]

Ending a story with a character saying, "I'll worry about it tomorrow," is so unthinkably stupid, yet postmodern brilliance.

[@alcook8339]

It’s as if they said ‘well it worked in Gone with the Wind’ lets use that, without any memory of the actual line and the film making that went behind it, or actual skill

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Antonioni, eat your heart out.

[@Alec11_43]

This may(definitely) be just me overthinking it and/or misremembering it, but maybe it’s supposed to be about her staying overnight in the house after the guy claims the real chooper is still around. This entire hypothesis hinges on whether she went to bed in THE house or some other house, so could someone who’s actually watched this movie please confirm that.

[@MCwhiteStudios]

It's honestly borderline experimental

[@aymbaut9361]

First we eat, get a little sleep, then we'll worry about it tomorrow.

[@beaverbicycle]

“This is the port we set sail from.” Ohhhhhh no you don’t! I see you trying to complete the hero’s journey! You get back on that boat and churn out more content, you hacks!

[@TheEnoEtile]

That mattress is probably the scariest things I've seen in any movie covered by RLM.

[@golem2246]

No ... "Roar"! Good ghod almighty!

[@flatflatspin9855]

@@golem2246 Sorry Eno! Golem thought you were serious. :-(

[@Toadalinakong]

Honesyly, I dont even wanna know the backstory behind that thing

[@tubbs2132]

@@Toadalinakong The Wikipedia article says "the furnishings of the property were left by the previous tenants," which I assume includes the filthy mattress.

[@sblinder1978]

I think Ray Dennis Steckler sold it to Neil Breen

[@Rubicon225]

Jay clearly spent more time editing The Chooper than the filmmakers did.

[@CJMattis]

How do you NOT call this movie Blood Shed? They missed an opportunity for a clever little play on words

[@Ryan-0413]

You’re expecting them to be clever? Did you see clips from this movie?

[@alexsilva28]

@@Ryan-0413 I'm more disappointed at myself and the RLM crew for missing such an obvious joke

[@fiddledotgoth]

Maybe they were inspired by the B52's song of similar name...

[@nosferatu5]

@@snickle1980 two sheds... Jackson?

[@mothpig]

@@fiddledotgoth Maybe. Only it predates Love Shack by 18 years...

[@JozzFilms]

Mike’s transformation is complete: he has now become Rich Evans. “Before this episode, he was but the learner, now he IS the master.”

[@lorddevilfish5868]

Rich: “Only a master of embarrassment and AAAAIIIIIDDDDSSSS Mike”

[@rodentnolastname6612]

If you strike down this movie it will become more terrible than you can possibly imagine 😀

[@billhicks8]

and why do we seem to have a Rich Stoklasa now, what did he slip into that Zima?

[@TheMetahedron]

Jay has stolen Mike's Katra.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

The person drinking the Zima in this vid is the Tuvix of RLM. And you didn't see that coming from an episode of Star Trek either.

[@Sebasti44n]

Fun fact: The movie is only 12 minutes longer than the review.

[@kaykutcher2103]

"Movie".

[@YukiGibson]

@@henrygvidonas9573 but what about the extended edition?

[@schmiedeltv5835]

21:21 perfect. & Thank you. &

[@Sebasti44n]

@U Tubred Nice, let's hope St. Peter thinks this outweighs all the bad shit I have done.

[@imp2247]

"Fun"

[@ElectroNukeMods]

These guys need to be dragged back into their freezing-cold studio so we can know just what the hell is Rat-Pfink-A-Boo-Boo.

[@schmiedeltv5835]

&

[@Starrrrrr251]

I've seen that movie. It's an extremely campy and silly take on a sort of Batman and Robin type of characters. The A in the middle of the title was a mistake. Was supposed to be "and" but someone effed up and it was too expensive to change it. It's definitely a movie that belongs on best of the worst and I'm curious to find out what they have to say, especially since it's been about thirty years since I saw it and I barely remember any of it, just that it was really stupid and bad, mostly in a very boring way.

[@voltijuice8576]

I watched it a couple times, although not recently. Like _Blood Shack_ it has some amusing quirks, but lots of it is dull to sit through. For an actually entertaining version, check out Jerry Warren's _The Wild World of Batwoman,_ which manages to be hilarious.

[@cremetangerine82]

@@sidhackney8831 The seance with the “Asian” dialogue is excruciating!

[@sunnysurfer101MA]

@@cremetangerine82 to every Asian and to every human being we apologize for that scene

[@thegreyinitiate3680]

The real takeaway from this is that someone decided to issue a copyright claim for Diamond Cobra vs White Fox. Someone is literally saying that piece of shit belongs to them 😂

[@GradnLordTad]

Incredible. I can't believe someone is fighting them over that. 🤣

[@thebipman]

I still can't believe they let it be published to Amazon video

[@Yonasu]

Apparently its the publishing company thats claiming it, its not Deuandra herself doing it. But its just what i read on the internet so dont trust me :). Its really sad cause i miss watching that episode, its one of their best.

[@Nebuloid1]

Wow didn't know that, thankfully I've seen that video about 10 times !

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah 🤷‍♂️

[@chivshivers7204]

Mike is becoming everything he hates. An elderly Rich Evans.

[@allluckyseven]

So just a regular Rich Evans, then.

[@arundle]

I thought Mike loved the elderly?

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Just like Citizen Kane...

[@TerrenceNowicki]

​@@Da_ComputerMonster We have already gotten a "Rich Evans trashes a room (while beating up a doll)" sequence.

[@hollistinian2]

It’s like poetry. It sort of rhymes.

[@alecdejongh5008]

Best of the Worst starring: Mike Stoklassa as Rich Evans Rich Evans as Mike Stoklassa and Jay Bauman as himself

[@evildarkass5]

I would love to see a movie called " Blood Shaq". It would be about Shaquille O'Neil himself getting turned into a vampire.

[@zipdakill]

Reminds of Dracula 3000 in which famed rapper Coolio was turned into a vampire

[@lionheart6176]

The sequel could be called blood shaq 2, Juicy Shaq meat

[@calvinlee8103]

Juicy blood shack meat.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

YES

[@janeeyre1990]

Blood Shaq, baby, Blood Shaq Sign says, woo, stay away fools 'Cause blood rules with the Blood Shaq Well, he's set way back in the middle of the court Just a vampy old Shaq and I gotta get back Blood on the mattress Blood on the highway Blood on the front porch Blood in the hallway

[@biffodio]

"The Chooper" by Iroon Maiden You lost your hat, and I lost mine too You'll grab your shovel, but I'll run you through And while you're waiting for a Scooby Snack Stay off the mattress in my bloody shack

[@julianlocileno2968]

Tin Matriarch

[@Grasses0n]

Well done.

[@EmilyNelson-wc7qe]

Where can I buy this album

[@josephhoward9631]

Y'all stay away from these comments! The Chooper lurks here! The Chooper is *hat falls off* he's gonna get you! Don't let me find you here in these comments again!

[@snatcher8517]

I ain't a chicken! I dare it to get me in this dirty reply section!

[@jjkunzler]

I’m choopin for a brusin!

[@GoPieman]

*runs in choopin'*

[@tempest6181]

I DARE the chooper to come after me!

[@ChimpFromSpace]

Oh no! The Chooper got me!

[@GoatLuffy_97]

Rich Evans to Mike: "Oh, how the turntables."

[@d3nza482]

Turnchables.

[@ericv00]

Record players.

[@paulanderson6834]

@@d3nza482 You beat me to it, well done.

[@neuroblast1681]

@@d3nza482 winner

[@Gambit08]

Oh how the festivals have tummed

[@joshbakowski9721]

Mike drinking water has him all messed up trying to talk.

[@MiniMackeroni]

Maybe he's like Bender. He has to drink alcohol to stay sober.

[@MisterDriskul]

Hell at this point, Mike's blood is alcohol.

[@JohnnyZenith]

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese is a Grade II listed public house at 145 Fleet Street, on Wine Office Court, City of London. Rebuilt shortly after the Great Fire of 1666, the pub is known for its literary associations, with its regular patrons having included Charles Dickens, G.K. Chesterton and Mark Twain.

[@paulosullivan3472]

Zima is an alcoholic drink not water, its a kind of fruity carbonated alcohol.

[@rifath8152]

That's an expired Zima

[@RollMoveReviews]

There's no way the actor playing the Chooper didn't think he was in a comedy.

[@roseprickett8303]

I love the blonde’s delivery of “No way, baby.” Something about it really charms me.

[@Blarsen780]

"Oh, I'm not cutting out the part where you didn't get the joke." I love this whole exchange so much. Moments like these make Mike more endearing and relatable.

[@schmiedeltv5835]

Yep

[@RIP_Greedo]

It makes sense that someone narcissistic and insane enough to write, direct, product, edit and score Diamond Cobra vs. the White Fox would also file a copyright claim against people who had the gall to make fun of her.

[@geoideas9480]

The best part is when they pad out the running time of this video by showing how the movie pads out its runtime

[@Indigo_Gaming]

I'm not convinced "Chooper" is a real word. I think it was just another word that Rich Evans tried (and failed) to say, and somehow it snuck its way into folklore.

[@28Pluto]

Although chooper is not found in the dictionary, it *is* clearly what the characters in the movie are saying. (They are not saying chopper!) The movie was made way before Rich Evans was on KZbin.

[@fatdouglas4279]

chooper is the Greek word for rapist.

[@golem2246]

@@fatdouglas4279 Does everything have to be about sex? LOL

[@overlorddexter]

OH HEY! Fancy seeing you here.

[@AdamStJamesStJames]

@@twothreebravo try adding esk ickstinguisher in there lol

[@heavyaccentguy5056]

I didn't even know Diamond Cobra vs White Fox was taken down, I loved that episode. RIP Egg Salad

[@bioforce5]

@@redpillsatori3020 It's out there. I've seen torrent links and things like mega io uploads.

[@joelsmith5938]

Legit just ask around. I can promise that it's out there.

[@AMac-qd6ft]

RLM Origins, or, The Incredibly Strange Midwesterners who Stopped Caring and Became Mixed-Up Drunks.

[@GingerWritings]

I tip my robot to you sir.

[@Shooter__Andy]

And Rich.

[@nonesuchone]

honestly not that strange in my experience. Midwesterners seem nondescript until you talk to em.

[@Hallinilla9]

@@nonesuchone He's referencing another Ray Dennis Steckler movie

[@nonesuchone]

@@Hallinilla9 yes

[@shinget]

Firstly the movie was the inspiration for the Iron Maiden song "The Chooper" and secondly that sword was the most Rich Evans sword available - the rapier.

[@grouchotrout444]

Was it a rapier? I thought so too, but at the end it looks like some generic medieval/barbarian type sword. Gonna assume they lost/broke the first one at some point...

[@michaelgothard6872]

Love a maiden reference in a botw comment

[@shinget]

@@grouchotrout444 they deliberately broke it so that it - like the movie - was pointless. their understanding of symbolism was amazing.

[@grouchotrout444]

@@shinget hahaha

[@gabbyprincip1575]

It's not a rapier, those are thin

[@bearoftheinterestvevo1558]

Rich rockin da Lego Classic Space shirt is actually a subtle hint that he's not of this world

[@JVM485]

I thought it was a chucky shirt

[@stevenmoens8047]

Dangit! I should’ve read the comments first! And it’s better than mine, too... (sadface)

[@mikdatv]

He’s from the Future, the Future of space, outer space.

[@quagernag]

Am was thinking of making my own version of the design and print it and now Rich Evans ruined my plans !

[@philley2545]

Instantly recognised it, too! And tho I'm not a T-shirt guy... I absolutely love it. And I must have it to re-live my childhood dream of becoming a yellow-faced LEGO astronaut!

[@jt34915]

And with his dying breath, he managed to tell us one last time, the Chooper WILL get you.

[@TheAggroCraig]

Not shocked Duandra Brown had your review removed. Everything about her movie screams textbook narcissism and she ain’t about to let you knuckleheads talk badly about the alter she built for her ego.

[@golem2246]

Her short fat EGO. lol

[@TheDeadAlewives]

Too bad we already SAW IT. Hah! Take that!

[@Bacteriophagebs]

Apparently the company that filed the claim was actually a music company, not Duandra Brown. The whole video was obviously fair use. RLM could easily have fought it and kept the video up, but I'm sure it wouldn't be worth the money to hire a lawyer given how long it was up before it got taken down.

[@turbografx16]

@@Bacteriophagebs Was it her music company? She has one of those too.

[@helloitismetomato]

@@Bacteriophagebs the problem is if you appeal a takedown (if the takedown is automated through Content ID, there's a dispute process first), *even if you're in the right*, the company can just say "no we own this" and then you get a copyright strike on your channel. The system makes lying totally free for copyright trolls unless you actually sue them.

[@frinkanoid]

Finally, we get to see the boys talk about Shooting the Rodeo: The Movie!

[@solidiusstu]

This will be one of the more important episodes when the RLMU has its tie in event. It’s good they have a genius like Rich Evans pulling the strings behind the scenes, like if Kevin Feige struggled with words like creatures or Showdown. Scholars will pour over previous episodes making sure there are no contradictions.

[@thomasgiles2876]

Best of the Worst during a cold snap has to be my favorite tradition. Dick bless us, every one.

[@StupidDanimations]

The Director of Bloodshack did remember the #1 rule of visual storytelling: "Tell, don't show"

[@schmiedeltv5835]

Not much of a leader then

[@DeflatingAtheism]

I think, much like the endless exposition from the Exposition Cops in Hollow Gate, it's not even exposition necessary for understanding what we see on screen, it's just exposition to... (I hope you're holding onto your hat!)... pad the running time.

[@haproongru]

The words you were looking for are, "cutlass," "estoc," "rapier," or "sabre".

[@Seantendo]

And "foil."

[@janeeyre1990]

Best of the Worst movies are rapier than most

[@voltijuice8576]

Yeah, that bit was painful.

[@haproongru]

@@duncanidaho75 i dont even know that one, neat!

[@Ektalon]

“Pokey thing”

[@Wolaka1]

I love that they made that entire text crawl gag just because of Rich’s throwaway line.

[@LordSkella]

Not even a snow based apocalypse can stop our boys from putting out quality content!

[@haleymist09]

Others prepare by buying bread and beer. They film content.

[@UnclePhil73]

What, they claimed White Fox? Probably no one would have heard of that piece of shit movie if it wasn't for RLM. Hope you guys are fighting it, I loved that review.

[@Dekadin2]

@@NoConsistency channel name? I looked and couldn't find a re-upload

[@rseeker1]

@@NoConsistency I'm not surprised they had to delete it, it's Amazon. what channel is it on?

[@ephin3242]

@@rseeker1 it’s not owned by Amazon, lol. It’s just available to rent there.

[@notchuckproductions5029]

Most likely another Daddy Derek situation were Deuandra dose not understand fair use and is mad that people are making fun of her film. I remember the comment were turned off on her you tube channel the day after it was posted

[@rseeker1]

@@ephin3242 Gotcha

[@ChokoShark]

Seeing another RLM video pop up is like a blanket on a cold day.

[@hollistinian2]

That text crawl deserves more appreciation.

[@skeptale]

2:52 This bit really says a lot about Mike and Rich's friendship. If the tables were turned, Mike would be ridiculing Rich and yell "that's stayin' in!" but Rich waits patiently for Mike to get it right, then makes a joke _at his own expense._ What a beautiful couple.

[@psykomancer4420]

Rich Evans repping Lego Space, truly he is a champ.

[@JackgarPrime]

How close is that to Genesis Space?

[@raillery2082]

Classic.

[@mikecarlson3575]

Yeah best Legos ever!

[@ChewieOnTwoWheels]

@@christopherlundgren1700 The word is hack-fraud. Because I am an hack-fraud. Get it right, boomer. EDIT: *read sarcastically not literally* :P

[@AtariJeff]

They sell that shirt on Redbubble. Had one for years

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

"Shooting the Rodeo" always sounded like a page you'd find on TV Tropes...

[@neal2399]

It’s such an industry-sounding term, I was shocked to find out it’s entirely the creation of RLM. Like the first time I heard them say it when I watched the Pocket Ninjas episode, I looked up the phrase and got no results

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Or something you'd find in Urban Dictionary.

[@BloodfelX]

"I warned you about the Chooper, bro! I told you dog!" "IT KEEPS HAPPENING" -The Chooper (1971) directed by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

I would watch that.

[@Chrysriph]

I love that the dynamic of this friendship is just rich saying something mike doesn’t understand, so mike immediately just looks to jay for translation

[@kingj282]

14:27 WAR! Two old-ass farmers are fighting over the ownership of a filthy, dead plot of land in the middle of disgusting Arizona desert. The two have decided to settle their dispute over a boring game of cards for some reason. The winner of the card game will take control of the disgusting, worthless wasteland, which includes a run down house, a gross abandoned shack, and a water tower that is on the brink of falling over at any moment.

[@deadNightwatchman]

Luke lived in a shack in the desert. Coincidence...? 🤔 I think not...

[@Antillles]

I don't know why, but I almost lost a lung laughing so hard at that stupid text crawl.

[@bennyshores8979]

Oh hey, Rich is wearing the logo from the old LEGO Space sets.

[@antoinerossignol9355]

This is the current Space Force logo

[@onionmctwist]

Ngl woult wear that shirt

[@turnerlarson12]

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT

[@LordSmog]

Remember Lego?

[@larrylaffer3246]

Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!

[@jakematts]

Bless you for this sweet deluge of RLM content

[@medievalreview]

The Chooper sword is an "El Cid" Tizona. I think I'm going to have to send one to the RLM guys.

[@thylabyrinth]

Sending weaponry to RLM unsolicited and getting them on federal watchlists is a good bit.

[@medievalreview]

@@thylabyrinth lol

[@medievalreview]

@@jamesduncan6729 it's my one chance to contribute something meaningful.

[@aaronquimcastellvi]

That sword is like the most common "souvenir" type sword you can find around Spain, it is supposed to be the El Cid's sword named "Tizona"

[@golem2246]

Oh! So a Spain connection in the Chooper Cinematic universe.

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

They could say in the movie that The Chooper uses an old spanish conquistador's sword, maybe the land has been cursed since those days; too elaborate for this movie though plus I do not think it is the correct sort of sword (not that matters much).

[@aaronquimcastellvi]

@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 Allegedly, it's a XI century sword, four-ish centuries before the Conquistadores. But totally, could be a nice explanation for this crappy movie.

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

@@aaronquimcastellvi Seems like the director went to Toledo and bought a cheap child-sized sword and thus the "iconic" weapon of the Chooper came to be, besides the way it is used (poorly) is funny that is so tiny, like a child's toy.

[@epidemic2.070]

"The chooper will get ya!" Sounds like a scooby doo villain.

[@justin-ht9gy]

ever aggressively pinch the head of your member on a crowded bus and bellow "GGGGGRRRRRRUUUUGGGGHHHHH"

[@TheSuperQuail]

There's a sequel called Starship Choopers

[@schmiedeltv5835]

Nice

[@babak4947]

Isn't there a Mexican version of this "El Chooper cabra?"

[@johnt.campbell316]

Screw you, buddy... jk...

[@golem2246]

LOL I had to say it out loud. :-)

[@Hobo_Knight]

I prefer the third installment: Super Choopers

[@LordSkella]

Can’t wait for the review of the sequel, “Blood Shack 2: Choopercabra”.

[@stevehearnshaw397]

...or "Blood Shack 2: Electric Chooperloo." Sorry...

[@bozodeathgod]

Chooper Tokyo Drift

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Space Chooper

[@thebadlung]

Blood Shack Episode 2: Stormchoopers.

[@CzechAvailabilitie]

Fun fact: The Chubacabra was first sighted in 1995 by a person who had just seen the film Species and by complete coincidence the creature looks exactly like the monster from Species

[@hacksawjimthuggin4957]

I don’t like Rich being so far away from everyone else. It makes me feel cold.

[@jjkunzler]

Social distancing! From AAAAAAIIIIIDDDDSSSSS!

[@Cybeldar]

He does have type 13 diabetes, so he is taking precautions. Surprised he isn't wearing 3 masks.

[@drobinson-uo7ic]

Rich Evans is always near. And yet he is so elusive.

[@toraxic]

They're aligned with the lettering in the background. Guess they thought it would look weird to have everybody bunched together on the left.

[@kalebtrollsalot9737]

New high tech surveillance/espionage device The fbi “bug” “What if, we could have eyes like a fly on the wall” This taken to the extreme you wouldn’t believe what the American military has developed But it’s perfect isn’t it The fbi bug is self destructable nanobot Deployed in telepathic communication research operations, currently still active The size of A small pinhead Able to leap large distances in a second almost invisible to the naked eye this nanobot is a deployable tool. Donald Trump approved modern american military science/espionage device greenlit by Trump He was quoted saying “nanobots” when given the application for the operation by top secret research agents alongside such missions as Space Force and other top secret government projects, used by the fbi and cia in covert ops to this day, the incredibly small spying device self destructs and crumbles to ashes when field position is comprised. It’s Main capability and function is to send basic data signals back to local fbi intelligence server this is being deployed on American citizen surveillance operations primarily based in southern states alongside inner ear communication and mind reading/controlling military tech research missions These last resort experiments were approved by Donald trump after the fbi and Cia presented at the time considered conspiracies of Kgb breakthrough in post Cold War, sleeper agent mind control mind reading technologies, Trump in a vain attempt to combat supposed Russian Super science decided American Military science would supersede rumored post soviet mind control research KGB tech may be in deployment in Europe right now FBI/CIA Military grade tech has been in deployment in America being tested on American citizens for the past few years

[@cf5765]

How to become Rich Evans: Drink a three year old expired Zima.

[@dinosaurspy7096]

That's IT? Humm ... seemed like it would take more steps.

[@SuperGta12345]

Rich Evans representing Lego Space with his T-shirt.

[@augdog2]

Thank you! I was racking my brain trying to figure out where I know that logo from.

[@danugo6742]

@@augdog2 Me too

[@csours]

I love it!

[@scwh3181]

I like the fact that the killer is always yelling. Just imagine how scarier the Friday the 13th movies would have been if every scene where he was chasing someone he was also shouting "Aaaaaah!". Truly masterful film-making.

[@kylekolek8335]

That Frank Drebin joke is in both police squad and the smell of fear. It’s such a good joke that I’m not even mad they repeated it.

[@haywoodu.cuddleme9179]

Oof just seeing that DVD cover of Ryan's Babe gave me terrible flashbacks.

[@jimbofatstacks5883]

"Newman Romerals" 2:52 - Mike Stoklasa, 2021

[@SuiginChou]

Re: what does "the Chooper" even mean, given our American Southwestern setting I assumed both the name and the folktale were corruptions of "the Chupacabra". It sounds similar to many other rustic shortenings of names.

[@MrMurfstoffelees]

Was gonna post just this.

[@xemnufromthemagicplanet1678]

Good thinking, that makes a lot of sense

[@deathsyth8888]

In Spanish, the word "chupar" means "to suck". "The Chooper" would approximate in Spanglish (a mix of Spanish/English) to "The Sucker". Chupacabra means "goat sucker" as cabra means goat.

[@royalcrumble2384]

@@deathsyth8888 and suck he did.

[@glitchedoom]

The Chupacabra wasn't a thing until the 90s, so I don't think there's a connection there.

[@rubedolobster]

Hmm, I was intent on checking out this movie ''diamond cobra vs white fox'', but since it's not featured on the hit internet program ''best of the worst'' anymore, I think I'll forget about it. I wouldn't want my hard earned money to land in the pocket of some uppity-up-up, contentious ''artist'' that can't accept critic or bad publicity. I'd rather Len have my money.

[@Moggymorgenstein]

Sorry to say this... but if you’re not going to research or use your eyes... you’re two quarts shy of a nimrod. Look at the copyright strike in this very video. That isn’t her. It’s some stock music group or some such nonsense.

[@rubedolobster]

@@Moggymorgenstein Thanks for the info. Look, I'm not a technically inclined person, so I didn't even know you could view strike charges for a video. My research was actually comprised of the comments here, which mostly seemed to put the blame on Deandra herself. I'm usually very empirical when voicing my opinion, but seeing the project itself, you can't blame me for thinking those comments were right on the money; it does seem like exactly the kind of situation where a content creator would jump down the throat of a review channel for mocking their product. Haven't we all seen that before. On another topic, I have no problem admitting to a wrong -and I do, you're right - but chastising me for lack of research and mentionning ''some stock music or some nonsense'', isn't that the pot calling the kettle black a bit? It might not be the ''cineast'' herself but it doesn't invalidate her as a factor. For all we know it could be a content claim about her music, which she may or may not have something to do with, and if she does who knows if spiting RLM might have something to do with it. I'm not wishing for that to be the case, but I never doubt human ability to be eggregious and disruptive to others for the most inane reasons.

[@Moggymorgenstein]

@@rubedolobster RLM literally shows you in THIS video who did the copyright strike. She has nothing to do with this group. I believe she had a song in her movie that they must have played during the review and it must have been some music she bought from this company.

[@rubedolobster]

@@Moggymorgenstein Good to know, thanks for the info. I mostly listen to RLM while working or afk, so I do not pick up on everything and didn't see what you're refering too, hence me looking at the comment section for more info. I assumed people that watched the video intently would have factual evidence, I shall never do so again. I'm actually relieved by that outcome. The world is a better place when people are able to have a sense of humor about themselves. Deuandra coming on the show like Len did would be a blast.

[@bagelbaker411]

Deuandra Brown: “You do you and I’ll do meeeeeeeee.” RLM: -makes BOTW Spotlight on DCVTWF- Deuandra Brown: Nopety nope, nah nah nah nopety nope

[@somemong989]

Did she finally fucking realise she was being mocked?

[@Moggymorgenstein]

She didn’t have anything to do with the copyright claim. It’s some music company. I think they sell music to use in videos or something.

[@Moggymorgenstein]

@@umphreak9999 it’s “not”. It seems to be some sort of stock music company. She probably bought a song for her movie and then when rlm did the review it got flagged by the company. She produces her own music and movies. She has her own company.

[@tywalker7847]

This episode should be renamed to “The Revenge of Rich Evans”

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

The Elderly Strikes Back

[@Nidarosgnomen]

not appropriate as Rich should never seek revenge

[@Dasgath]

That one is coming in a few years...

[@trickso4025]

The Diamond Cobra thing is why I download every RLM episode off of KZbin

[@sbhleffeleffe1700]

Why was it removed?

[@trickso4025]

@@sbhleffeleffe1700 Because Deuandra Brown is an awful narcissist who so abhors event the slightest criticism of her or her """""work""""" that she got the video pulled. Presumably a DMCA claim of some kind for using footage of her "film."

[@sbhleffeleffe1700]

Wow ... I really want to see that

[@vulkantheprimarch8905]

I thought Mike's shirt in the viewing session said "green and retired". But that's absurd. What kind of funny little character would make such an absurd statement?

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

“The Blood Shack is a little old place where We can kill together!”

[@Mogget01]

Blood shack bay bay

[@stupaterson4830]

"If you see a dead body at the side of the road, then it's 15 miles to the BLOOOOOOOOD SHACK!!"

[@ballisticmonkey999]

Blood Shack, Baaaaaybeeee~

[@Moviesan69]

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're heading on down to the Blood Shack!

[@Mr_Rob_otto]

Stab stab, on the mattress baby.

[@aesen161]

you can date these videos by looking at how many nukie tapes are in background of the screening room

[@thth-sv4bt]

It's official, Mike Stoklasa has contracted REMS (Rich Evans Mispronouncing Syndrome)

[@lucressei3717]

So he's eventually mutating into Rem Lezar ?

[@GruppeSechs]

26:25 Using the fact this movie has so much padding to pad their own slapped together production to pad out run time is so meta.

[@camera3352]

I love how they used all those shots of people walking that were in the movie to pad the run time, but simultaneously using them to also pad the run time of this episode. Genius

[@zimmydoomday5569]

"Who needs scenes when you can just film people walking and have voice over?" - Terrence Malick

[@noone3216]

"Who needs actions when you got words?" -Plateau, the Meat Puppets.

[@waspswarm870]

The word chooper sounds like slang for someone who does horrible things with human shit

[@josephlascola6592]

Well chupar in spanish means suck lol

[@TheIndulged1]

@@josephlascola6592 henceforth El Chuprapooper

[@GreyPikmin334]

He's gonna get ya with his poop-scissors

[@sforbesgocka]

chooper sounds like a coomer variant

[@gachoman2012]

@@josephlascola6592 Essentially, in slang terms “The Chooper” for Hispanic people would mean “Dick Sucker.”

[@nopenoperson8964]

I always thought "Chooper" was supposed to be short for "Chupacabra"

[@lockwoodthexton]

Or a typo of "chopper" that stuck for...reasons.

[@staceyann1180]

@@lockwoodthexton "For reasons" is enough justification for anything else in this movie... Or maybe I'm just telling myself that because I thought it was a typo too.

[@mjwbulich]

Chupacabra is a rather recent urban legend/cryptoid(1990s?). This movie was made much earlier.

[@luispt77]

I now have a huge urge to watch Diomond Cobra vs White Fox... bowt episode of course.

[@golem2246]

I guess I'm glad I watched it twice. I guess?

[@holycow818181]

You can tell it's edited by Jay and not Mike, because Jay lets Rich get away with saying "expositial information" at 13:56.

[@joelsmith5938]

Classic Rich and Jay probably did notice, but was drunk. Classic Jay.

[@emperorcupcake]

The flag pants woman and the kids are the director's real life family, so I think they just filmed their terrible vacation to Arizona and put voiceover on it

[@janeeyre1990]

A scrawny man with midriff showing and an on-again, off-again relationship with his hat kept yelling at them near an abandoned shack, so he decided to make the best of it.

[@Icedrake201]

I love to go on vacation in the middle of the desert.

[@Kefir-fw2qf]

When Jay ask about zima "how is it" i immediately heard in my head " AWESOME!"

[@TheShredworthy]

And subsequently blows out the mic. haha

[@MikePaquette]

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down to the Blood Shack.

[@krodmandoon3479]

BLOOD SHACK BAYYY BEEEEEE

[@ghin1091]

Its the murder getaway

[@staretimecomics]

The Blood Shack is a little old place where We can get The Chooper

[@markeastwood74]

So I'm watching the video and Jay says "tension is lingering on a shot..." at which point KZbin froze. I laughed outloud and watched that screen for about 2 minutes complaining about self-indulgent RLM before realising what had happened 🤣

[@12ealDealOfficial]

I remember back when Twin Peaks Season 3 came out, I read a KZbin comment from this guy watching episode 8 when the show lingered awhile on an exterior shot of a house. The guy said he was confused at first, but kept watching. After a minute passed, he got frustrated with David Lynch and his self-indulgent storytelling. Then two minutes passed and he thought, "David Lynch has some brass balls for this. Incredible. This is unbelievably atmospheric!" Then five minutes passed and he got pissed. He moved his mouse cursor and saw his computer had been frozen the entire time.

[@markeastwood74]

@@12ealDealOfficial 😆

[@alexandrerighi]

"i told you not you go in there, and now look at you, you're dead"

[@DeflatingAtheism]

*YA DONE GOT CHOOPED!*

[@garrettcarter5622]

I'm convinced it was supposed to be "The Chopper," but the guy who made the opening artwork accidentally misspelled it and stubbornly didn't want to redo the work. Not knowing anyone else who can paint, the director thought the better option than to simply axe the artwork was to shift the entire production and have the killer now be named something stupid all because of a typo.

[@voltijuice8576]

That would be completely on-brand for Steckler. The other movie on the table was _Rat Pfink a Boo Boo,_ - actually named as such because due to some error the titling said "a" instead of "and". Also Chooper seems like it was shot without sound and all dubbed later, so it would have been easiest to change the "script" after the film was made in ADR. But who knows? Steckler had a weird sense of humor and was probably aware of how silly and lazy his movies were.

[@Axterix13]

Well, "Chopper" would have been pretty stupid, too, considering the killer stabs, not chops.

[@lutherheggs451]

Until you actually pay attention to the words coming out of their mouths and never once is chopper said, yet chooper is constantly said....No universe did they go back and re-film scenes due to an "artwork" error.

[@scruffybones321]

Surely "chooper" is a play on "chupucabra"?

[@garrettcarter5622]

@@scruffybones321 I briefly thought that too except it clearly doesn't look a chupacabra at all.

[@calandula2007]

This will be a great episode of Breath Of The Wild

[@gregh378]

I like the part where Rich Evans hanglided in and killed all those moblins with a bone club

[@aurayafrost6253]

The only way to discover a new RLM video is when it automatically plays after you've rewatched an old one

[@Marinealver]

My Man Rich is on a roll, he has been getting a lot on Mike as of recently. So many years of being the butt of the joke and now it is time to turn that around.

[@yestonymontana2257]

Rich Evans is my son

[@joelsmith5938]

Being the butt of the joke. "time to turn that around." What exactly are you asking of Rich??

[@BrickTrek]

Rich Evans in a Lego Space T-shirt will haunt my wet dreams for the rest of my life

[@forlornfuture2630]

Mike was saving the Zima for a special occasion.

[@BenGoodsonModular]

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says Fifteen miles to the, Blood Shack, Blood Shack yeah I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway Lookin' for the love getaway Headed for the love getaway, love getaway I got me a car, it's as big as a whale And we're headin' on down to the Blood Shack I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty So hurry up and bring your jukebox money The Blood Shack is a little old place where We can get together Blood Shack baby A Blood Shack baby Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack Sign says, woo, stay away fools 'Cause love rules at the Blood Shack Well it's set way back in the middle of a field Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the highway Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the hallway The Blood Shack is a little old place where We can get together Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack, that's where it's at Blood Shack, that's where it's at Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin' Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven The whole shack shimmies Yeah the whole shack shimmies The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around And around and around and around Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby Folks linin' up outside just to get down Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby Funky little shack Funky little shack Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale And it's about to set sail I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on And bring your jukebox money The Blood Shack is a little old place where We can get together Blood Shack baby A Blood Shack baby Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack (oh baby that's where it's at) Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack (baby that's where it's at) Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby! Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar! Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang! On the door baby, bang bang! On the door, bang bang! On the door baby, bang bang! You're what? Tin roof Rusted! Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack! Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack! Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack! Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack!

[@ShatteredTrousers]

Daniel says, woo, stay away fools 'Cause the Chooper haunts the blood shack Well it's set way back in the middle of a field Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back Shit stains on the mattress Rodeo on the highway Chooper on the front porch Funky sword down the hallway

[@schmiedeltv5835]

Bravo brawndo

[@sarmunkeeler923]

'Everybody sits on the dirty mattress' I'm going to make that a thing in everyday conversation.

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Can’t wait to have a soiled mattress as a centrepiece in my apartment. ‘Sit on it’, I’ll say. ‘No’, they’ll say back. Can’t wait to have friends.

[@staceyann1180]

@@Whatsuppbuddies Awe... it's okay... I'll sit on the mattress! I feel I must, since I don't have skin-tight American flag pants to save me.

[@ericlipscomb4764]

"I can't believe the principal was embezzling from the elementary school's book fund." "Everybody sits on the dirty mattress.'

[@ericv00]

Seemingly innocent person does something socially indecent. "Everybody sits on the dirty mattress some time in their lives." "Eventually, everyone sits on the dirty mattress." "Let him who has not sat upon the dirty mattress cast the first stone."

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@ericv00 "Don't let the wind blow your hat onto a dirty mattress." "Don't rest your dirty ass on a a dirty mattress." "Sitting on a durrty mattress will give you mudbutt."

[@johng7048]

I bought the Bloodshack dvd because of this video. I popped it into my computer and the file explorer reported the dvd is labeled “SAMURAI_COP_1”. Even the dvd wants its contents to be something else.

[@mst311]

Something about this BOTW episode that I love. Super chill and relaxed.