BEST OF THEO VON - PART 1

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[@JokeWRLD]

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[@jaylenfrank]

Grand risings. Any chance you can make a the Best of Theo Vs The B's (Bobby, Brian, Brendan)? Lol

[@nataltal94]

h B

[@shiftinggearsnpassingqueers]

We was kids n we was on acid duuude love that line

[@lilBoatBigFish]

pll p

[@AristotleMotivation]

@@jaylenfrank You Gotta Have A Best Of Theo With The J's As Well. Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz

[@austinrobertson1134]

I like how Theo talks about everything like it happened 15 years ago but it was in fact like last Thursday

[@IDoNotLikeMyAlgorithm]

You mean this past weekend 😂

[@mountainair]

Usually on the way to recording the podcast

[@AJOak-lk2vr]

"I remember this one time" lol

[@jessediscsalot2661]

It's one of my favorite.

[@dh1752]

You mean the night before lol

[@PatientBoat]

Theo: "She like threatened to have the baby." Steebee: "How old were you?" Theo: "37..... This year."

[@erickortega981]

I fucking spit my juice out when he said that 😂😂

[@Saiintniic]

@Wynn Wynn no fucken way

[@Saiintniic]

@Wynn Wynn holy shit he is

[@JoshAFC]

He loves that twist, used it for a few jokes. Sounds like he means years ago then drops that 😂

[@dylancampbell52203]

The way he said it too 😂 Like he thought about how old he was and then said “this year”

[@justanotherbob69]

"You know, I've never been heavily homosexual, but I will say this" is a big part of my daily vocabulary lol

[@murderparker7968]

Bruh, I’m adopting this practice, thank you.

[@Devo99-23]

I’m starting to pick up his speech mannerisms.

[@RuinedComedian]

16:00 Theo attempting to name a chest freezer by calling it “one of those special basement freezers you have so nobody steals your meats”

[@obeseiwancannoli2177]

A deep freezer lmao

[@AirWindFire]

@@obeseiwancannoli2177 In the UK they’re called chest freezers, so I guess it’s possible this person knows them by a different name.

[@obeseiwancannoli2177]

@@AirWindFire different strokes for different folks

[@xtrittonx]

@@gordythecat Weird, we call them deep freezers in BC canada, but could totally just be who i know lol

[@Buckwheat0]

We call it a deep freezer, but a chest freezer sounds cool lol

[@joseguerrero9420]

I don’t think he was a cripple they just didn’t teach him how to walk. Had me dying 😂

[@jorgepena4162]

Literally busted out laughing ☠️☠️☠️

[@josefc3098]

Shitnhad me dying

[@vladtheinhaler896]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperBlackopsboy99]

He lived near the hillbilly family from the simpsons irl

[@dannyb7623]

Bro I thought I was legit gonna die laughing 😂😂😂

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

"Some straight up mentals, some straight up sawed off humans..." The way he words stuff is so hilarious even if the joke isn't that great his word play makes it gold

[@mysoggypants101]

I read this as that part happened lololol 😂

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

@@mysoggypants101 one of my favorites was on a podcast and he says "I've never seen cocaine but I've smelled a whole bunch of it." Nobody in the room caught it but I was cracking up. He slid it in real quick so I don't know if they heard him but I've always thought that joke was awesome.

[@shanepoole3197]

@@mysoggypants101 WTF I DID TOOO WTFFFFFFF

[@seanheany444]

You get some mental to blow Leche out thier dome dude... that's America right there bro"

[@bosebera9633]

That shit was poetry 😌

[@ryutou-ki4dl]

"2 mentals dont make a non mental.....rarely do they" LMFAO

[@moniqueengleman873]

And that is not true. Two rentals don't necessarily make another mental

[@FranciscoLopez-xl7ym]

"Is that NOT on set? Well then what were you doing?" "Lookin for the lord brotha" 😂😂😂

[@TheEknaian]

SHE WASN'T IN A CAGE OR NOTHIN... She was just kinda free range... In this room. 🤣

[@mandelorean6243]

... Closet.

[@RedHorseCebu]

Laughed so hard

[@marty1202]

"A plate is just a cup spread out" 🤣🤣

[@DaLilVivi96]

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@JH-yi7qc]

That's acid for you

[@Mageblood]

He’s done enough drugs to understand topological theory

[@mrpiccaso6517]

I mean if you think about it if the bowl wouldn’t break and you’d press it down with a heavy weight it would end up a plate eventually😂😂

[@Mageblood]

Mrpiccaso ah yes but how many holes does a straw have?

[@villavilla6301]

I love how Theo is usually just making shit up, but Joey's life has been so crazy and he's been through so many wild experiences that he just takes Theo's stories at face value and relates to it with a crazy experience of his own

[@OrangeCheekun]

Bruh he's got pictures and other people to prove it 🤣 both of em got some crazy stories and I think 99% of em are true. Joey's story about the guy who would tie parachutes to his coke and be ready to throw his stash out the window is fucking gold.

[@zombieghostninja]

Bro he wasn’t lying it’s boring in the South with broke white people. That shit sucked it was my whole childhood lol

[@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150]

I feel like 90% of the shit he says is true but he just adds a couple of funny details in there. You gotta think he grew up poor in a bad neighborhood in a small town in deep south and he also has done a lot of drugs. Plus he's a really open person who seems like he's out doing stuff 24/7 so he definitely has a lot of more opportunities to see crazy shit then most people who stay home all the time.

[@country_citi8216]

Theo aint making that shit up🤣 I remember when the monkeys were loose in covington and that shitt really happened I was there it was crazy exactly as he said it.. I was drinking beer like am I tripping Dead serious.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@country_citi8216]

@@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 No lie the monkey story is 100% true even the funny part🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewwrightsman8959]

Joe: "Millions of people go to Paris every year" Theo: "Yeah but they leave" Me: *died*

[@chaz1357]

Thats the part that had me fucking rollin

[@matthewwrightsman8959]

@@chaz1357 it's not the kind of place people are milling around man

[@yoitshannond]

It’s true. Sucks there lol

[@srsucioguapodelsur8845]

“You never hung around black people?” will forever be my favorite line of all time

[@DKM.23]

Things happen bruhh 😂 I fucking died

[@anthonynewman1215]

Rural

[@samuelorozco255]

Funny things is kids teach themselves to walk.

[@OrangeCheekun]

@@samuelorozco255 funny thing is nobody fucking asked

[@M4GG0TK1NG]

That whole conversation is gold. "Whatchu think? I was tryin to find the lord brother" And "long enough to catch the sweats" get me every single time

[@danmcdonald8736]

Whenever Theo von says "man we had this dude when we were growing up...." I'm already laughing. If just 5% of them are real the world is a strange place

[@primalentity9824]

If youve ever been to south/midwestern USA, you know he's most likely not making this stuff up

[@ipwnu4ev1]

I live in the midwest and I can personally say, that must be a southern thing because wtf is he talking about 😂😂😂

[@primalentity9824]

@@ipwnu4ev1 naw dawg, Midwesterners are the weirdest of them all. I was born in Indiana that's my credentials

[@brotherbear1162]

I'm from upstate NY and i used to poop in the yard all the time. I burried it myself though, cuz I'm a gentleman.

[@MustangWWII]

bro he was from Louisiana, he ain't making that shit up

[@barneydaplatypus8313]

"If a couple of brothers are rolling by blasting some good music, I can blow ass into a frisbee all day" Theo Von is a the funniest person to exist

[@sawyerchisholm7279]

I love how Theo will say something the other person is dying of laughter and he just blows over it and keeps going as if nothing happened.

[@mariyahnicolee8658]

frrrr like it’s jus normal or sum😭😭

[@ZippyG]

Art of comedy. 🎭

[@tylerkirk4779]

If he stopped every time someone busted up laughing the man would never finish a sentence.

[@tonycalifornia279]

Theo is earths greatest speaker. His mouth does ballet with words

[@siruser23]

this comment is poetic

[@dh1752]

He is a great comedian lol 👑😎👑

[@Brainbuster]

More like parkour with words.

[@valntinehj5322]

@@Brainbuster parkour with ballet as the ending

[@shanegreen9511]

Yeah it does. Theo plays chess with words. He's a word chess master

[@jasonchandler6482]

“Eating dolphin dandruff, doin dope” -Theo Von

[@cheesecaketwdloverr9788]

Making poverty wit ma diick 😂😂😂

[@christiant.s.f.9029]

@@cheesecaketwdloverr9788 pottery

[@samh7168]

@@christiant.s.f.9029 Poverty was kinda funny tho

[@edlime141]

The black arts

[@inkedmomblu1510]

T-shirt material! 😂

[@ronaldericwong]

“No it was after that. That’s when I got involved with this damn cult” 😂

[@narele25]

"I'll tell you this, if you want to feed a family of four, you can't just have one owl." -Theo Von

[@nextdoordarts3770]

“She was just….yuh know…free range…”

[@AnotherLosttSoul]

I lost it

[@thickrebar2634]

Most polite way to call her a cow I suppose lol

[@MrCoop7]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who lost it when he said that.

[@kevinmcgann8752]

He is so uniquely funny 🤣🤣

[@Improvise1013]

Something about his delivery and the way he times his punchlines perfectly with his pauses. Dude is really fucking talented

[@theonenamedhaze]

"You should know about tunnels" "Why?" "Huh?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DaLilVivi96]

😂😂😂😂

[@burkemcgowan2056]

I meant POM bro not Nam 😂😂

[@cashen7384]

I shit my frisbee laughing man 😂 theo is the best with quick zingers

[@dads_diy]

Dude he straight played that off tho lmao like on some serious slick shit

[@Sprite_525]

“How old were you?” “37. It was this year” 💀

[@Aparski]

Theo reminds me of someone who tripped real hard on mushrooms and stayed in the mindset, came to terms with it and started projecting it upon the earth.

[@jake.presents]

9:30 “We had a guy with no arms, he’d fight everybody“ Theo is the best BSer of our generation.

[@spicolijeff2017]

LOL we actually had someone like that in Florida, Kodak black used to have a picture of him on his Instagram before he deleted all his old pics

[@WynterThe2000]

he would just snack you like a snake

[@yurinoworry]

@@spicolijeff2017 bruhhhh I remember that!

[@FNDoomer]

We had one where I'm at before he went to prison.

[@zhain0]

I know a guy with one arm that tries it all the time. He does not do well. Smash bros on n64 though, he is a god.

[@tsmcghee8907]

Theo's natural, off the cuff thoughts are funnier than other comics' written-out sets

[@shovelcharge]

All this is funnier than his standup.

[@thebigbucktheory5488]

​@@shovelcharge I agree. He's a funnier personality than he is a standup.

[@GepettoGiuseppi]

"They had a kid.. he was in a wheelchair.. i don't even think he had anything, they just never taught him to walk" 😂😂😂 wtf bro

[@williammelvin]

"if you can get a couple of sawed off humans to blow leche out of their domes man, that right there, that's America" Best line for me 😂 poetry.

[@peterpemrich6962]

His straight face and demeanor whilst being funny af just makes it even more funny lol

[@DaLilVivi96]

Ikr 😂👍👏🙌

[@samflagel213]

The fact that he still believes the water was from Iceland is so funny

[@280SE]

He actually still believes don’t he 🤣

[@avar1c357]

Icy mike wasn’t getting those flavors from nowhere bruh

[@Carolinelili413]

It's definitely not a real story but it's funny that Joey thought he was serious.

[@elchapo6732]

@@Carolinelili413 how you going to say it's not real when you don't even know the guy? Just bc you see him doesn't mean you know him.

[@BaBy_ShoWeR]

@@elchapo6732 I loved your show on Netflix!

[@tristansageman3576]

I love how nobody even caught "it's just like slavery bro. Never found the boats" 😭😭😭

[@samlawhorn]

I feel like Theo Von's end of life scenario is going to be exactly like the film Big Fish. And all these people are going to show up to his funeral. There'll be a guy with no arms, a native woman from South Dakota, a guy with a highly unsocial tick, a guy that spits acid, an African American cult lady, Mike the ice guy, and so on.

[@berrtusmaximus5212]

Great movie reference

[@mookie001126]

I didn't even know who this man was 45 mins ago but he is now one of my favorite comedians this dude is hilarious 😂🤣

[@usefulidiom]

That’s Theo for you.

[@TheDroneRookie4]

This legitimately just happened to me😂😂😂😂

[@pennylan364]

God I remember him from the road rules On mtv lol

[@brodyfulford6096]

Glad you’ve stumbled upon this legend 😆

[@davidvaldez50]

Watch him and Bobby Lee togetherness, your stomach will be hurting!

[@Brian-sz7lo]

He's just naturally funny yo. He's just telling stories and random shit and he's got me in tears 🤣 plus the accent 😭

[@WynterThe2000]

the one about the guy w no arms had me genuinely crying the first time i heard it

[@qbert320]

I just discovered this guy today - was recommended in my feed. I can't remember the last time I LOL'd so much watching a YT video. Everything out of his mouth is gold LOLLL

[@dh1752]

He is one of the greatest of his time 4sure lol 👑😎👑

[@calle4063]

@@WynterThe2000 I still fighting with my mind figuring out how he chokes me neck to neck 😂

[@allanskarstein3254]

Theo is the kind of guy Theo is telling stories about

[@ericvolandt2622]

“Whole family, zero shirts” 😂😂😂😂

[@ohyeahyeah5782]

This guy is literally the main character and we’re all just NPCs compared to him

[@fenrir5361]

Nah not really

[@TsunaDragon2]

@@fenrir5361 did you want attention? It’s a joke

[@officialGamer1000]

@@fenrir5361 seriously like who the fuck is golbrund volke

[@shayneholladay]

A fucking npc

[@DeathLock420]

@@TsunaDragon2 it's a hacky joke that we've seen a million times. Literally an npc joke

[@jarronrodriguez4749]

I literally started dying when he said "no, he would get yuh neck to neck"

[@TrackhawkGaps]

🤣😂🤣

[@StayinLifted85]

“He’d lurch at you” lmao

[@rachel_Cochran]

I'm holding out hope that this one's true

[@theeternalnow6506]

@@rachel_CochranI actually could see this one being true oddly enough lol

[@keenanlarsen1639]

"A plate is just a cup" Dude actually has genius moments.

[@brandongoodman270]

"where's the honey, guy?" that part absolutly defused me

[@codys7942]

"You never hang around black people? Things happen bruh." Lmao

[@c.a.d.e1321]

The picture of him party by himself with a $210 vest on,making a smoothie is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[@pietertsie]

The complete story is even better

[@TherealHK-47]

Theo should record a series of books on tape where he reads famous books but he also has creative license to go on a tangent within the story anytime he reads something that reminds him of something lol

[@molassio1989]

You know sometimes, people just don't have noses, ain't Voldemort's fault man.

[@osheamarshall8861]

The fact that his funniest lines are him honestly speaking, not trying to be funny, is what makes him so great! 😂

[@milklover2830]

Hes great at story telling and theres no way that everything he said really happend, wich makes him even better. I feel like improves on the spot a lot.

[@fw1240]

1. He's not honestly speaking 2. He is trying to be funny 3. He IS funny

[@Ohsnapski]

“I grew up in the stray animal belt of Louisiana” 😂😂😂 I swear this guy is an endless jar of laughter

[@TrackhawkGaps]

I read this as he said... jumped by cats.

[@kinglouisxiii2650]

"He doesn't believe in jesus christ does he"

[@Thelegendaryalchemis]

Theo said that like he had a disability 😂

[@jenjenjenhi]

@@Thelegendaryalchemis I’m dead 😂

[@inkedmomblu1510]

“Well that’s fine” 😂

[@Audiofatuation]

@@inkedmomblu1510 🤣🤣

[@veronicagrave159]

100% caught me off guard. lol

[@jasonpeterson1506]

“37, this year” gets me every time!!

[@jaefizz1862]

I’m glad he’s blowing up, for years I watched this dude always asking people and know one knew who he was. Now I think people are starting to see, oddly enough his free roam rants and conversations are funnier then his actual standup. This dude is a legit walking cartoon character and I love it.

[@Choe903]

Fr tho he was born in the paradise Pd universe had to be 😂

[@JohnDoe-ic9ms]

Exactly 💯🤣 lmfao when he said joe looks like a tied up hamhock or turkey lmao

[@peepstur2110]

You are the first person ever to have misspelled "no"

[@jaefizz1862]

@@peepstur2110 Number one baby!

[@dannyt564]

I swear to god I could do a life time sentence with Theo and live a better life than 95% of the world lol

[@PrinceIsot]

Unless it's a prison in the American south lol 😂

[@ninalove3044]

Couldn’t agree more- this man brings me so much laughter and joy

[@Dark_Omen]

make ur own fun bro thats what makes him so great he made the best out of his situation

[@mysoggypants101]

Theo- you look like you've been stung by bees! Brendan- is that a compliment? Theo- yeah, if you like looking as if you've been stung by 200 bees all the time.. 😆

[@KD-kl4sx]

😂😂😂😂😂 he’s a genius

[@michaelk3286]

"All of the sudden a bad batch of acid comes to town, and all of the sudden half the town was wearing vests." Lmfao!!!

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I love when Theos stories contradict each other, and then you realize that he's been feeding you bullshit you don't know what's true anymore.

[@username9045]

When do they contradict each other?

[@katenoone6296]

I just caught one I’m sad.. but they all can’t be true. He is a comedian.. he is going to have bits. He comes from a genuine place tho.

[@lofttm969]

Joeys wind up laugh while he’s like absorbing how funny it is always gets me

[@Audiofatuation]

Meeeee tooo

[@Sevenlilies]

PSA: Theo was/is the first man to beat Down syndrome

[@albertopereda1223]

Lmao

[@FullDottle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@achilles2536]

Down Sin-Drome

[@Mrgreyhoodie101]

Theo trying to talk about a deep freeze is pure gold. LOL

[@mineduck3050]

For hiding meats

[@heavenbertram]

“Two mentals don’t make a non-mental.”😂

[@MrTheologianscafe]

Theo von. I deal with extreme depression and I am a struggling recovering addict. Sometimes there is nothing in my life that yields a smile but when I listen to Theo, I will laugh so hard to the point of tears. God gave you a gift bro and that's grimy humor. Fucking hilarious

[@nazimberdja9901]

You’re amazing keep going ! Don t quit

[@isaiahdrews9536]

Proud of you bro, keep it up! You got this

[@learyc8077]

How are you getting on?

[@unluckyblanket2779]

How you doing bro?

[@the1only467]

I feel ya homey, you’re not alone. I’m still in addiction but wanting to kick I’m tired of this life.

[@samuelbenton5903]

“People go to Paris all the time” “And they leave.” 😂

[@lucasd.1854]

The sheer fact that Theo seems to be completely random a lot of times and realizing that he's totally serious, is absolutely fucking hilarious lmao

[@nicholusbaker2830]

I swear to God this dude is the most natural comedian of all time.

[@Team-gw5uw]

One of the funniest people on the planet ever.

[@dalekay9ine]

It truly blows my fuckin mind when o meet those rare people that really don't find Theo funny. I immediately know that person and I just are not going to her along, at all.

[@sararhiannonaytchose8830]

@@dalekay9ine can you explain why misogony, racism, murder and fat shaming is funny? Do men really not have other shit to joke about?

[@rasbperrypi133]

@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 exhibit A

[@musstta01]

@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 because someone as entitled as you would never get what having to survive on scraps feels like, they've grown up taking what they can and that's toughened them up, they didn't, couldn't (and mostly still don't and won't ever) know what's best for them in reality, but they don't care at this point. It's supposed to be offensive in order to drive people like you away from it because, quite literally, you wouldn't get it.

[@brotherxela5085]

@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 lmao THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?! fucking weirdo.. get outta here

[@IooCMGooI]

i wish they had like an XXL freestyle for comedians he would always win

[@JokerADHD]

I love how he keeps his composure when he says this shit. 😂. He always has you guessing if he is being serious or not.

[@aydomac]

“Out there eatin dolphin dandruff doin dope” I’m crying 😂

[@jameycockrell5481]

Theo's part one is 45 minutes everyone else is like 16

[@whalebone1206]

tim dillon's first part is 1 hour

[@18aplateindoors]

@@whalebone1206 Theo is king

[@gavinoyler240]

The way Theo tried to explain a deep freeze😂

[@keeshakelley9583]

& The other Two Just Kept Letting His Describe it, Knowing Damn Well What He Was Talking about 🤣

[@jonathonboshears6281]

Theo looks like a dude who didn’t get picked for filming for ice road truckers...

[@nik1128]

"37"...makes it all the more hilarious that theo doesn't look a day over 25.

[@LiV3rWurSt]

Lmao Joey breaking holes in the water story is absolutely killing me 😂😂😂

[@russellpaloor1408]

Some of theos stories are straight up lies

[@itswingman9861]

@@russellpaloor1408 He has to lie, because some are real too. If he muddys the waters of his past life the police won't question him about it.

[@colt7526]

@@russellpaloor1408 that’s comedy for you, do you really think Dave chapelle actually saw a 3 year old selling weed on the corner at 4am

[@russellpaloor1408]

@@colt7526 Dave is clearly telling jokes, Theo pathological.

[@TrackhawkGaps]

😵😂

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

“You would get that lurch… he had no arms. He would just LURCH at ya. He would catch you neck to neck” THEN HOW HE DESCRIBED THEY DIDN’T TEACH THE ONE TO WALK AND SHARPENED THE ONE’S TEETH. 11 kids. Not a single shirt between em 😂😂😂 that poor white rage is REAL out here in Florida, straight from the all ages trailer park.

[@DaLilVivi96]

Am jus dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@Kennypowers51]

He was florida adjacent. Louisiana.

[@stoneylonesome4165]

Sun coast baby

[@MartinBeesley]

"Deaf jack russel" followed by JR just losing his shit will never fail to make me laugh

[@fionawalshe9593]

Lol I have a deaf jack Russell 😂 I know exactly what he means 😂😂

[@brandonkeaton]

6:42 - love how genuinely Theo says Rogan doesn’t believe in Jesus, cause you know it’s important to him.

[@benfarmer7841]

“Just like slavery, they never found the boats”

[@psyler_6305]

In ages past, Theo Vonn is the court Jester every king wishes they had.

[@CryptoJoeTrading]

I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Truly incredible level of comedy

[@peeron6829]

Give me some tips how to make money please

[@moetivation1]

He was straight flaming Brendan! "You look like you got stung by bees!" Where do you live in a comb? 🤣🤣🤣 you better watch it you could become diabetic!! Hahaha! I'm still in tears after watching that! Theo is a natural, he talks about regular stuff and it's hilarious.

[@killawetbee]

"A plate is just a wide, wide cup" - Theo Von

[@vaacorbett]

"For 4 bucks I could do it for free" Uncle Joey

[@grahamgordon9477]

I legitimately don’t know how people can have a conversation with Theo. Every single thing he says is hilarious.

[@Tony-T.]

Theo: “ I remember one time…” Other person: “ wait when was this” Theo: “ oh this was on Tuesday “

[@boyapollo808]

leo?

[@Waaris122881]

The Tot story at 25:40 has me straight up crying

[@bvsteel990]

i’m in the airport rolling as we speak

[@snaggs107]

My son is autistic.. Love him to death...all That being said.. My ribs are still healing cuz I laughed so effing hard on this part 🤣😭 😭

[@greggwhite3627]

He would try to spell it out, you know like he was trickin me

[@justincase3772]

T.ee o.h T.ee

[@braedendavis8972]

"Kinda a bad name for him to be a mental but atleast it's an easy for him to spell" 😂😂😂😂

[@noteminemsburneraccount324]

"A whole family no shirts."

[@samalam98]

The amount of meth jokes this guy makes yet 90% fly right over peoples heads😂

[@gav1636]

“he doesn’t believe in jesus christ does he? 🤔” “i don’t think so”😂 “yeh😕…but that’s fine! 🤷🏼‍♂️”

[@Kennypowers51]

"The only thing gayer than getting AIDS from a dude is crying when someone else gets AIDS" -Theo- 😆

[@therandommusingsofred2340]

You can tell from his facial expressions that he is fully reminiscing about his past and not coming up with crazy stories just as easily as you can see his intelligence with his comebacks and responses.

[@Audiofatuation]

Exactly!!!!

[@keithsavoie6943]

Not many people can really make me laugh but Theo is hilarious. I rewatch these and still end up in tears.

[@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc]

Why wouldn’t they answer him about the freezer 😂😂😂

[@keeshakelley9583]

Right! 🤣 They Knew Damn Well What He Was Talking about!

[@user-yw4fh4pw3q]

Cause they actually thought he must be talking about some special backwoods freezer they'd never heard of, cause who would try to explain a chest freezer???

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

“I got attacked by dogs when I was 10 years old… two of ‘em came back next year on my birthday a year later and attacked me agin’”

[@nigelnyoni8265]

I'm convinced Theo Von is a real life character from Norm McDonald's insane stories. Like Theo could be making this stuff up, but then sometimes he has pictures to back 🤣😂🤣😭😭

[@Vasilievofficial]

"Sawed off humans" IM DYING 🤣

[@ShawnFX]

I truly can't tell when he's telling the truth and when it's BS😂😂

[@RobertJohnson-ye5sx]

He get ya neck to neck.😂😂😂

[@Ravenheart_]

"some straight-up sawed-off humans" --this dude is f*cking hilarious

[@MrForrestcl]

Theo is the coolest bro on the planet. His stories relate so well while at the same time you know he has lived life on a whole nother level. Dying breed. May bros live on.

[@TiMbO_sLyCe]

"A dog is a different animal!" -Brendan Schaub

[@johnnnyboo7105]

He’s such a tool.

[@wyldeyouth]

@@johnnnyboo7105 he's a master at being a tool. It's beyond me how he is constantly invited to different podcasts. But I guess they need something to bounce the ball at

[@daretodream4014]

I would love to see a cartoon series of Theo Von living in his hometown

[@rossmcaneney8275]

I don't think I'll ever laugh at something as hard as I laughed at 'sawed off humans'

[@larrygardner7500]

Look up the throwsa parks video

[@Edwar3505]

Theo is a master of what Mark Twain would call a "tall tale" what a unique mind this guy has