Try Not To Laugh - Theo Von - PART 3

[@scottcurry6282]

I lost at "I went to an Ivy league school..." "I went to a poison ivy league school, I was itchin to get outta there" I'm a simple person

[@charlieblade1232]

Me too! But it took me a sec to get it lol 😅

[@duffygames7900]

I lost at “Once I was driving around naked”

[@tbfkrex1]

Same dude

[@Marz2727]

That was clever and very quick, so not simple at all

[@jinks908]

Yeah he downplayed that hard. That shit was right off the top though. Shit crumpled me lol

[@milderaddiction8865]

Theo is the rare type of person where you don't care that 90% of it is a lie. He just wings it and when challenged just digs deeper into chaos.

[@rogerepennjr7972]

Very well spoken, I'm feeling the same✌️💯💥

[@kreb12]

Which part is a lie? You think he didn't actually eat an owl?

[@rogerepennjr7972]

No harm meant friend, I don't have time to fact-check if anything is a lie or the truth, I'm just trying to return the positive vibes that Mr Theo causes while also changing one's perception that have been acquired by habits and the repetition required to just survive this life for most people. In my opinion only, Theo Von is like a crowbar that pops locks so that people can proceed with an open mind and expand their own thought process and question themselves in a different way instead of being a slave to the Matrix. Love conquers all, music helps, never give up, you can still make it even if your bed was a piece of plywood put over a kitchen sink, because the family was out of room in such a small apartment for all the siblings. And maybe part of it is also that I was born in Baton Rouge and went South from there and that culture is different and I miss it.

[@soopadoopa-Brooke]

​@@kreb12he had a LITTLE

[@Last_Chance.]

​@@soopadoopa-Brookehe spit it out

[@JayMac]

Even though he obviously makes some things up as he goes he's an absolute beast at improv.. He hears one word and can make an entire story out of it 🤣🤣

[@jamiemckelvie342]

That’s what improv is my dude, but I totally agree

[@joebarra1010]

“There was this one kid in my hometown...” gets me every time

[@kraftpunk5947]

@@joebarra1010 that boy Gurt

[@CactusBrannigan]

@@kraftpunk5947 Johnny Conforto

[@CN86443]

Yeah his storys are obv false (I’m sure based in reality) but that’s the beauty of it he puts this animated image in ur head that’s jus hilarious

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

Theo: "there was this one guy..." The whole room is already laughing.

[@LegendsNeverDie11]

Joe: You ate owl meat? Theo: yeaaaa Joe: I don’t think that’s legal. Theo: actually I think I spit it out, I don’t even like owls.

[@zachrorke9046]

Just like manatees... they taste like crap. I don't catch and release tho.

[@danielgerhardt4692]

He says we’ll I diddnt eat a lot

[@asanettles5679]

"i didnt inhale" bill clinton lol

[@striker44aa]

Lawyer: safe!!!

[@boltonn2.0]

thought u fr said oat meal lmaooo

[@jacobmcvay123]

“If ya wanna feed a family of four, one owl won’t do it.” Right then and there is where I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@alexandredesilets4909]

OMG the owl story !!!!! 😅

[@josherwin4099]

Dude I lost it!!

[@Cjs3315]

I went 24:35 & found nothing funny whatsoever. Not even a mild smirk, sadly. His humor is best suited to young, mostly brain-dead Tik Tok children.

[@skwoshyxdskyxd3774]

@@Cjs3315 Hating everything because your peers don't like you isn't healthy in the long run

[@ZaynneThaWook]

@@Cjs3315when you got through ten minutes of it not being funny, why did you keep watching it?

[@younclebear]

Theo bringing a whole new meaning to being a bookworm @4:45

[@AdrianaBarron1]

Hahaha stooooop. 😂

[@mandolorion8456]

It's not like they were askin for it made me snort

[@DisNugguhRiteHer]

Book Babies they called ‘em, where I grew up.

[@danielharrell1660]

“Have you saved a life” “Yeah….no actually I almost drowned” 😂😂

[@charles_wren_films]

😅😂🤣

[@abnormallyabsurd]

I haven't gotten here yet but I died laughing at this

[@brocklesner5306]

He's the best. I don't remember the exact quote but he once said that when your single, using a crock pot is like having someone waiting at home for you . 💀

[@siofrarafferty3821]

that’s fucking amazing HAHAH

[@JonJon-nv1mm]

😂😂😂

[@apollo1573]

“Whoever did owl’s PR” Like they got an advertising team lmfao

[@jhart1127]

Thats the joke, conversational comedy.

[@ericwhite80five]

“You sing that like you’re deaf” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@yxnggod9444]

I was laughing fr 😂

[@XanderProductionstrue]

Yoooo lmao

[@macg6736]

What song are they talking about?!

[@fatherprimefathertime4160]

@@macg6736 wonderful tonight-eric clapton

[@macg6736]

@@fatherprimefathertime4160 thank you! I actually found it shortly after but you’re reply is appreciated

[@matthewcabecabjj]

The way Theo makes comedians laugh is the best. Its so sincere.

[@chromosomalape3751]

elon be like “we are going to go to mars” “bro you can’t even go through memphis safely”😂

[@nickcrye5585]

Lol 901 never disappoints. Sunday drive on 240 can turn into a bad day.

[@jamesjones6546]

Mess around and take the Mallory or 3rd street exit by mistake n find out. Or Airways North. Or any exit really. I have a Love/hate relationship with Memphis.

[@moby24k]

Pull up on summer ave at 10pm on a Saturday night and try to survive that drive

[@jamesjones6546]

@@moby24k bro I seen folks on summer slam into light poles running from cops while racing. Seen someone get slung out of a car while fishtailing. And plenty more. But hey, at least auto zones open 24/7 lol

[@kurbybfl3240]

Memphis is a dump

[@HotdogRust]

I hit a dab before watching and had to stop 7 minutes in because I couldn't breathe from the pure comedic gold coming out of Theo's mouth. The best part is that he is so genuine, the funny things he says half the time aren't even meant to be funny, it's just how his thoughts work and he vocalizes them, he's so awesome man

[@yamir1507]

ok

[@fabiantimmins2224]

Anyone who starts a sentence with "I hit a dab" deserves to have their face massaged with a cheese grater.

[@HotdogRust]

@@fabiantimmins2224 i imagine that if I had parents who named me Fabian I would be a loser too

[@fabiantimmins2224]

@@HotdogRust Imagine if Fabian didn't give a single fuck what you thought of his name? Now run a long and hit another dab you played out nugget.

[@lilsosa3078]

@@fabiantimmins2224 Why does medicine Trigger you

[@_Roasted_Marshmallow]

Theo may be the best improv comedian I have ever heard! How does he have a fucking wild story for literally any topic! Literally the definition of a master at work!

[@The-Skinn]

Theo literally lived in the weirdest place I’ve ever heard of. His stories are crazy. 😂

[@skelley164]

Dude that’s because they’re literally ‘stories’. He’s so genius he pretty much makes all this shit up in the fly! Hysterical

[@J4ME5_]

That's because it makes it all up and it's amazing

[@newp0rt]

@@J4ME5_ nah if you have seen some of the boonies out in the south.. there are a ton of stories he says based on truth forsure. he lived in a town of 2k people, some weird stuff happens in those deep secluded towns in NA. thats where you find all the inbreds and meth smokers. had a friend that moved from oklahoma to my school and he had some insane stories like this too. pictures and vids to back it up.

[@Steve-1269]

That story about the wolves hit home for me. My neighbor got caught with 2 full grown mountain lions in his basement. He would steal neighborhood pets to feed them. They escaped one day when he OD'd doin speedballs and caused havoc for days on our town.. That was the same week that I accidentally lit the woods on fire behind my house. That was a strange time in my life. I'll never forget it.

[@thankful_parrot9172]

steve do you happen to live in florida or texas?

[@Steve-1269]

@@thankful_parrot9172 no, southwest Pennsylvania..not far from West Virginia. So..yeah. I know a lot of crazy hillbillies lol

[@austinjones8701]

@@Steve-1269 what town do you live in? I'm from Canonsburg and this story is crazy 😂

[@RhyleyhsRidley]

Theo, that you?

[@Steve-1269]

@@austinjones8701NO WAY are you fuckin serious? I'm from canonsburg too! I Grew up a right by the radiation dump in Strabane..The mountain lion thing happened in the early 2000s. GUNTOWN!! Lol I can't believe you're from CBG too..small world man...you hangout at guntown bar at all? That bike in your pic looks familiar. 🤔

[@boiledguts8251]

Theo is the physical representation of a Beavis and butthead character.

[@justthegist]

With a hint of Dale from KOTH

[@johns1625]

Todd but not a bully

[@sketchinbeats]

Nah he's way smarter than that. Bad comparison

[@RougeMaster]

​@@sketchinbeats bro he's comparing looks 😂😂😂 u didn't get it !!! Lmfao

[@griffinbrown2550]

I love the way he says “yknow” like the horrific things coming out of his mouth are relatable.

[@MosDefnIT88]

"You little fucking lunchbox salmon" 😂

[@obscurazone]

"I went and got this smoothie. I like to try other people's work". This line needs far more reverence.

[@Jojo247rightnow]

That line cracked me up! Other people’s work.

[@chim4801]

Lost at “hit puberty locally” 🤣 no way to prepare for that one

[@geoffreycarter3981]

I lost it already at 0:01 when he opened with "so this one time..." you KNOW it's going to be a crazy story every time.

[@ToFlyIm]

13:48 had me dying bro 😂😂😂😂 man said "did you bring me down here to get me hard" lmaoo

[@josh1180]

“How do U get the semen past the urine?” “Just will man, just pure will.” 😂😂😂

[@barryeasler5863]

"I think that's illegal man..." "Welp" That owl story always kills me

[@theodom1858]

I didn’t have a lot. actually I think I spit it out

[@doyourownresearch7297]

he didnt say welp. that is more for 20 year old reddit dipshits who also say things like "plethora" and "yikes"

[@2FastNSX]

Theo is the funniest out of the comedian podcasters

[@korryjones7371]

Him and Chris Delia make me laugh so damn much!

[@bradgilligan2429]

Him and tom segura

[@shivermetimbers4102]

Matt McCusker

[@carsonp3389]

He and Tom are the funniest comedians period

[@mosval8985]

I agree

[@SoyInmortal1]

“I can see you in the Bible bruuhhh” 💀 😂

[@CXDRVC]

The vid was playing when i woke up and this exact line was the first thing i heard today. "I can see you in the Bible bruhhh" and i was like wtf!?!?😂😂

[@dalehedgcoe44]

Coming down on a little boat 🚣‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sabryngibson2944]

@@dalehedgcoe44 he ain lyin tho bro got the Jesus beard

[@day1fishing603]

Theo never lies during his storytelling. He just puts it in words we can understand.

[@jesusa1112]

I’m 22 but I have vivid memories of my dad driving around shirtless like it was normal so when theo said back then you couldn’t tell if people were naked or not I felt that 😂😂😂

[@moniqueengleman873]

I am from Kentucky. People drive around without shirts or shoes. Our Biology teacher got caught driving naked through a toll booth. He wasn't our teacher after that.

[@jesusa1112]

@@moniqueengleman873 we live in a crazy society I swear it’s hilarious 😂

[@lilme7052]

I would definitely do that if I was a bloke

[@TC-bt5ow]

Yeah Ohio here, I drive barefoot allot 😁 never naked thou

[@jesusa1112]

@@lilme7052 what is a bloke

[@erickirchhoff924]

The poker face thing had me rollin 😂 “I could’ve left my eyes in the car. Out there reading a book” “he has a good pokey face. Don’t let this dude loose in an aquarium. Little lunch box salmon” 😂 💀

[@aimeenichole33]

I’ve got 5 Aces 😂

[@waltersupreme]

22:51 “you spiked skunk, you wanna bring a swordfish to a gun fight you little piss guppy” HAHA dude I died laughing so out there I love their dynamic

[@jacobk4290]

When you've heard theos stories so much that they end up corroborating eachother and you realize they're all true but maybe embellished a smidge

[@Audiofatuation]

Exactly!! I think his stories are 95% true

[@DjSammyWammy]

I couldnt believe his stories where real. I started looking incidents up on google and they all came up tbh. I couldn't even believe it.

[@GabrielTheExplorer254]

​@@Audiofatuation15:22

[@RL-xo1eu]

@@AudiofatuationI think they’re based off of some true incident but exaggerated x100

[@pdfbanana]

it definitely varies but a huge chunk of them are obviously almost entirely fake with the tiniest nugget of truth

[@gameovr17]

Theo lives in his own world and I love it

[@tweakintrax6097]

"Grandfathered In" was Priceless

[@gordonlove5121]

"I didn't have a lot" killed me LOL

[@brynziegeman4203]

“My eyes could have been left in the car” theo just knows exactly what dumb shit to say at the perfect time

[@prototype8137]

Blows my mind how many people dont realise that training as a comedian consists of storytelling and being able to keep something going on the spot. Its taking what someone says and going with it until you cant keep it going any longer.

[@KBizzyCS]

"I think there was just bigger first to fry you know? No offence" killed me.

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

Okay honestly when George said "its funny cuz thats how my parents got here actually" was funny AF

[@curtismcdonald6838]

I’ve been listening to comics for so many years, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a comic more willing to share his most intimate life experiences and most embarrassing situations than Theo Von. And the funniest thing about that is that he never shows signs of being embarrassed. Everyone around him laughs and he just keeps telling the tale.

[@mrfluffywuffy6847]

Check out brennan reece.

[@curtismcdonald6838]

@@mrfluffywuffy6847 Appreciate the recommendation. I gave a listen to his set at the Apollo. He had jokes, but just not my flavor. He is in the same school as Aziz Ansari, with his loaded joke gun just pounding away, VERY quickly, at the audience. Maybe it’s me, but the fastest my brain will allow itself to function is around Sebastian Maniscalco mph. Any faster and my laugh is trying desperately to catch up with the jokes as they are spun. I mean, my favorite comic is Norm……was Norm. 😢……. That should tell you something about why Mr. Reece, while funny, isn’t really my speed.

[@mrfluffywuffy6847]

@@curtismcdonald6838 haha yeah the difference in speed between Brennan and Norm would be jarring. I was thinking more of Brennans appearances on the have a word podcast. Where he talks about his formative years, his family of circus performers, his siblings, his time in the theatre scene, his run in with Kevin Spacey and his attempt at self fellatio amongst other things. Much in the same format as Theo in this video.

[@curtismcdonald6838]

@@mrfluffywuffy6847 WOW! That list started out innocently enough, then took a violent U-turn at Kevin Spacey and had a spicy finish with the whole self-gratification bit. I’ve heard comics whose on-stage persona was in stark contrast to all other forms of media they appear on. And it seems true that no matter how fast your ideas leave your head on-stage, everyone slows down once in a conversational setting, like there’s some odometer reading that everyone must adhere to depending on the medium. On-stage, no more than 225 wpm. Podcasts, no more than 160 wpm. Late night talk shows, 275 wpm…. Seems like almost every comic changes tone once they leave the stage. Never heard of this podcast, have a word, but I get that Mr. Reece could move more at my pace once the mandatory odometer reading is forced upon him. My job allows for the use of ear buds to drown out the thoughts I have concerning how much of an incompetent dick my boss is. Perhaps I’ll give this a listen.

[@mrfluffywuffy6847]

@@curtismcdonald6838 the whole podcast is a blast. Other highlights include a Jamie Hutchinson

[@Noahnelson91]

"I used to work at a smoothie shop, but I bought this one because I like to try other people's work" 😂😂😂

[@OutlawNoah]

14:30 Theo getting serious when Shane asks him that is killing me rn

[@vmcd5977]

AHAHAHAHHA the hand movement

[@kangaroonick57]

shane was so weird

[@joeyjones9041]

He looked scared lol, thought he was being serious

[@blackcat6.2.]

Lmfaooooo such a wholesome real dude you can just tell he means NO HARM

[@blackcat6.2.]

Theo that is

[@healthfadsfade]

I want nothing more than theo to interview Elon. I can't even imagine the questions he would ask 🤣

[@ErlingEra]

Been binge watching everything Theo all weekend lmao

[@blake1896]

“YOU SING IT LIKE YOUR DEAF” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lanea397]

Theo has me so weak. I’m from Alabama so I can definitely relate to a lot of his stories

[@sabryngibson2944]

When did u see your first Asian

[@Audiofatuation]

I am too! What part?

[@lilme7052]

Anywhere rural is like this

[@ToysForTatas]

When she said he killed her plant from peeing in it i lost my shit🤣🤣. My best friend is from Louisiana like Theo, and I can vouch for them that they prefer to pee freely. He came to visit for a few days and killed my grass next to the house, I'm still trying to rejuvenate the lawn in that area

[@Audiofatuation]

🤣🤣

[@gremlinfinger5964]

Is he a big drinker? My piss used to be like round up when I was binge drinking.

[@C.W.Inspections]

Can confirm. I live in Baton Rouge, LA amd the grass next to my backdoor is always dead.

[@NickMullet]

Theo is never gonna be mainstream but the fact that he can make all these comedians laugh shows how funny he truely is.

[@zachstewart1365]

What makes you think he'd never be mainstream?

[@NickMullet]

@@zachstewart1365 i don’t think he wants to be haha.

[@kidx4581]

Id say currently Theo is one of the most mainstream comics up with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura

[@NickMullet]

@@kidx4581 he’s just not got specials every year etc like most of the big guys but yeah he’s becoming more popular all the time. I’m from uk also so obv not a name over here yet either.

[@kidx4581]

@@NickMullet The UK now thats fair

[@Just_Samson]

“Dirty math” 😂

[@fettfan91]

"Why don't we get the trans people to give marital advice?" that shit is next level XD

[@Audiofatuation]

"Who would know better than the original recipe?"

[@jimlahey9530]

Lets ask Kaitlyn Jenner

[@martinezxzx1.09]

@@Audiofatuationthis had me dyin😂😭

[@todddickinson3262]

20:40 Theo rockin’ the thick lesbian look… One of my favorite eras in TV comedy history. 😜😂😂

[@kiethj7]

Theo has so much great content that I don't think you will ever do all of his best moments

[@Audiofatuation]

1000%

[@joshallen2852]

Theo- I remember one time! 100% the best.

[@blake1896]

Yoooo that was a clever joke🤣🤣 “I WENT TO A POISON IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL”

[@spazzripleyofficial]

Itchin to get outta there

[@miagonzo5522]

i love how jay acknowledges that theo is a good storyteller

[@justinarnold6044]

“Piss Guppy” is a S class insult.

[@pinkisforpimps]

What is that even mean

[@CactusBrannigan]

@@pinkisforpimps a guppy is a type of fish. It’s not really an insult that makes sense when u think about it too much

[@sonnypearce5279]

"I went to a poison ivy league school...i was itching to get outta there."

[@motogem1408]

'You sing it like your deaf, I like it!" 😂 Theo and his singing abilities😂.

[@riffraff9070]

First few seconds "People didn't know if you were naked" WTF LMAO

[@AKirshawn]

I don't know of any comedian who makes other comedians laugh as much as Theo does

[@kristinhale199]

"...and you were one of the many citizens that hit puberty locally..." he's a gotdang poet.

[@mexicanTRIGGZ]

This man finds a way to have someone else say “dick in a box” and then play coy while openly joking about hitting on her. Dude is a fucking comedic genius.

[@seyo8068]

he really is the funniest dude alive. its so natural😂 the force is really Strong whit this one

[@donavonw1666]

Literally got an ad, right when it said “take a break, we’ll be right back” lol

[@-lucarnus1520]

I've been waiting for this lmao thank you!

[@damianv5385]

You’re very welcome

[@rollerskatertexasgirl]

Never try to hang heavy art on the wall when listening to Theo. I was lifting and laughing so hard just trying to hang on!!😂😂🤣

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

You gotta get the family size owl bucket. The twelve piece with rolls and slaw.

[@nrgao]

Kevin nealon just bouncing off that "itching to get outta there" with that "take a break. We'll be right back" is just peak cool. Only the legends can roll with Theo.

[@blake1896]

I died when he said *”PENOY LADDLE”* 🤣🤣

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

Theo is the kind of funny that sometimes he says something and you don't laugh until a few seconds go by then it hits you and you crack up.

[@virginiaandrade8009]

After watching this, Theo Von and Bobby Lee should absolutely be in a televised poker tournament. It's something I would pay to see

[@Last_Chance.]

5:50 i don't know if I wanted to meet a woman from the past or what. Lmao im dying

[@williamsisifa9751]

Shane and Theo💀😂 comedy goal

[@arealvu497]

Idk how the maker of the video could narrow down funniest Von moments. Everything this guy says is funny.

[@Andy.G8]

14:36 Theo actually got offended that he thought he would bring him on just to get him hard 😂

[@miagonzo5522]

theo's "welp" and then totally bashing owls lmaooo

[@Jcorey4]

I lost when joe goes I don’t think that’s legal you shouldn’t say that on a podcast and Theo just pauses and goes well lol

[@OttoByOgraffey]

I tried for months to avoid all things about, 'Theo Von', because KZbin was ramming it down my throat. Now I am so glad I gave in! Theo is the greatest! Can't stop laughing!

[@swapniltiwari5308]

Thanks for making these comps I put it on just to lighten up my mood.

[@stevel8270]

"the inner workings" I'm in tears lmaooooo

[@jamesdiamond820]

I love him because he just talks like a dude next door no malice no recriminations

[@Bruskiah]

You trying to get me rock hard bro? Love this clip of Shane & Theo. 13:53

[@feelinghealingfrequences7179]

12:01 one liner "I went to a poison ivy league school, I was itching to get out of there!"

[@crystalchurch4546]

Was eating peanuts at work listening to this and almost choked on the you sing like you're deaf part😂

[@joebarra1010]

His brain just doesn’t work like ours

[@brianfreland9065]

"You sing that like you're deaf, I like that" 🤣🤣

[@hv4285]

HAHAH Theo's word play is off the top. Poison Ivy League school 😂

[@rouxcozy]

“You are singing it like you”re deaf”

[@tylersteward8917]

Theo has had more world experiences than the entire human race combined.

[@max_mittler]

12:02 this is like one of the only one-liners i've ever heard theo do

[@danlatzford]

Theo is just a master of making crazy funny stories on the fly... thats all.. lmao

[@fletcherreed3259]

I literally can’t tell if the dude is joking or telling the truth, got a love it

[@adamlorentz8569]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE BLACK WIDOW JOKE??? 😂best joke I've ever heard

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

"It was fun Jay." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bretlanier2304]

“I can see you in the BIBLE, duuuude” 😂😂😂😂

[@Audiofatuation]

That opening! So many channels mimicking you. You're the goat

[@TheGuniverse2k]

Literally eating coughing crying laughing 😂😂😂 there is NO ONE like Theo Von & he is so serious. Don't you ever doubt this man.

[@mrPauljacob]

He's most certainly one of a kind with a very enigmatic life and brain lol

[@TheVCudi]

"he wants to go to mars, dude we can't even drive through memphis safely" hahahah