Big Companies make the Worst Junk.

[@SteamyPanini]

This week's stats: "ohh my pkcell": 5 "and my duck": 1 1 grit get used: 2 Peel off protective film: 4 "dingus": 3 "AAA": 1 finger snaps: 15 headphones stressed out: 5 (+1 kill) "can you believe no-one wanted this?": 1 Mojo: freaked out

[@diorcollinsphoto]

hotel: trivago

[@NarendraWicaksono]

We appreciate your work mate!

[@bad_rebbel_8841]

thank you for this.

[@stormyb3739]

Add a counter for "it's like an MP3 player or something"

[@namelesske]

Everything checked the fullest episode ever, missing the sexy speakers :(

[@wtscallop]

A pepsi max-themed mp3 player with Barbie Girl on it is probably one of the most 90s things ever

[@memedew6677]

this so true 😂😂

[@anthonyvaldes6070]

i like pepsi

[@RyanGonTV]

I have a Pepsi-themed FM Radio, though I can’t find it. But it’s somewhere.

[@Adotsupplythehood]

@@anthonyvaldes6070 bebis

[@rockstopsthetraffic]

Wait when did Pepsi Max come out? I thought the 00's...

[@IcedReaver]

This video had everything. The infectious Aussie laughter, generec nuggets, popped earbuds, 1 grit destruction, multiple assaults on pkcell and an original Craig. You've truly outdone yourself.

[@Suzumi-kun]

don’t forget frank

[@WesleyOverdijk]

"Power on" Hohoo ye

[@iancarroll1337]

If the sexy speaker was charged it woulda been a home run

[@arteonyx]

2:41

[@LaskyLabs]

I just noticed, that that Kellogg's bootleg nano had an E-Book option. Imagine reading a book, on that tiny, low resolution, low quality screen. It's hard enough reading on a phone in a car, but imagine being in the back seat of a car, reading a book on this tiny 1 inch screen. Now that's what I call hard mode!

[@ponivi]

Gonna read all of FO:E:PH on it. All 1.3 million words

[@AshleyBlackwater]

its possible that its intended for audiobooks and is just an ESL fuckup

[@Thumper17]

The Dark Souls of Ebooks

[@eliatieneungato621]

I have one that's similar. It does have the E-book option. And it only works for reading .txt No audiobook, only .txt in tiny, pixelated font

[@timecat1174]

you go blind before finishing the ride

[@crieo3608]

The touch me is a silent cry for affection

[@TheDubstepmaster13]

Let’s start a tinder for him

[@gtie]

swipe right

[@sorakafutanari]

ah, so it's me except as a nugget. gotcha.

[@crieo3608]

@@TheDubstepmaster13 yes

[@norftrain]

Someone needs to make it's bio.

[@PilatusAnon]

If I ever become a millionaire, or somehow get enough money, I will buy Craig, and turn it into a genuine audiophile brand

[@LasseRafnDk]

I officially wish you become a billionaire just for shits and giggles

[@brandontechnerd]

You have to keep all of the existing product line though

[@TheLodeGhost]

Bro, not if I become a millionaire, buy it out, and make it a genuine audiophile brand first.

[@ashtar3876]

Will you?

[@thedatboi_]

No make it worse

[@ffsscorpion6940]

man, his crazy scientist laugh in the background while he is torturing the life away from the headphones is just amazing

[@urbingo4471]

I know it is amazing

[@zenad5996]

Fwahahahaha

[@themantisshrimp7952]

“No, mr. pods. I expect you to fry! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”

[@formula2758]

I love this guy. Quote on quote, iPod mad scientist.

[@amirbloomenfeld6066]

You damn well know there was no real life in those headphones to begin with.

[@SkippyThorson]

His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on KZbin. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.

[@PlasmaIndigo]

he literally sounds like joker xD

[@fozian9591]

No. Waluigi.

[@PacificSouthwestAir]

No. A minion.

[@wellbi]

Connery/Moore era James Bond villain makes his opponent's head explode with the ultra-secret special sonic weapon while stroking his pet snake.

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

He’s making a plan on how to make frank rule the world

[@aisumountainu]

Some of my favorite moments: 1. Bepis-Pod 2. Gatorade-Pod 3. DIABLO'S FIRST KILL 4. US Army-Pod Earbuds' death by Diablo 5. CRAAIG (Proceeds to chant 'CRAIG' over and over very loudly)

[@mrimdumb4537]

DIABLO, CONGRATS!

[@tylern6420]

Oh look it's a stray temmie

[@laugrimdude]

Bepis

[@AveragePTRD]

Right as he said DIABLO'S FIRST KILL Garry's mod finished reinstalling for me lol

[@Failomate5000]

What about the many misadventures of PKCELL?

[@hellothereme5719]

Dankpods: KMON KILL ONE ALREADY the diablo: kills one Dankpods: What a beautiful performance mate!

[@sweetmusic7352]

yes

[@poopa2319]

damn u have ears bro I'm jealous

[@insert_username_here]

Woo, a totally creative and funny comment. It’s almost like it was in the video.

[@figshw]

@@bappo218 xdd

[@figshw]

@@insert_username_here 10:56

[@Azeria]

These are the nugget equivalent of clickbait

[@badcontent2567]

say it with me now verified

[@_.Rebel.exe._]

@@badcontent2567 verified

[@Azeria]

@@badcontent2567 verified

[@curb9644]

@@badcontent2567 verified

[@TomokoJinx]

Hello verified person

[@puertoricanboy100]

These MP3s back in 07 were amazing to just have around. The fact that we could take music in such a small device that could also just stick to your cars stereo was so convenient. As a lil thug in the streets, driving in a 1992 blue Corolla with my USB in my radio made me feel as free as Morgan Freeman's friend in that one movie.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

ahh these old aux cables that were cassettes. you shove them in the player and through some tech wizardry whatever goes in from the pug gets transformed into something the tape deck could read.

[@ice-2167]

"Big Companies make the Worst Junk." Thank god Apple is a small, humble company

[@Sketchy_Dood]

*makes a $999 stand

[@poopa2319]

@@Sketchy_Dood makes a $300 book

[@woofywooflez384]

They're a bad company alright,it's just that they're saints compared to samsung who made fun of apple and then became massive hypocrites by implementing the exact same changes It's just that they have the death of akg among other things behind their back

[@ChiralSpirals]

Your the type of person who kills other conversations upon entering them ...arn't you

[@qt31415]

funny if apple giveaways are bootleg ipods

[@bluferret2480]

Me and my son whenever we drop ANYTHING in the house: "Aw... my puck cell...."

[@bruhman4085]

god thats amazing

[@AetherOnYT]

Yes that's dedication

[@RKDxNT3000]

That's adorable.

[@seankkg]

Me too, I hate it.

[@flamu9183]

Not puck cell, PKCELL.

[@Felix-nj8xx]

I see Kellogg's has moved on from making cereal to chicken nuggets

[@jesuschrist4185]

Nig2ap

[@momenmo558]

I thought they made noodles😂

[@Alexander_l322]

They don’t make them! They literally pick the worst shit and stick their name on it

[@Felix-nj8xx]

@@Alexander_l322 woosh

[@insert_username_here]

@@Alexander_l322 not surprised you have that as your profile picture.

[@_Noirscape]

There's some kind of symbolism in the fact that the army mp3 player already had the battery inside, making a bigger mess than it needed to when it corroded.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

and in true fashion it's military quality mean made by whoever was able to fulfill the requirements for the lowest price.

[@Bombers57]

Even our only super heavy tank in WW2 the t28 had the same engine as the M4 Sherman

[@MaJinViDz]

I can never see or hear the name "Craig" without imitating Dankpods' voice in my head

[@foxxwars1593]

"Watchin Shrek on a CREEEEE" lmfaooo

[@Photo0021]

Craig

[@MaJinViDz]

@@Photo0021 Craaaaaaaaayyyyyyyg

[@pousha6476]

I was watching a few episodes of parks and rec and I couldn't stop thinking about dankpods everytime the character named Craig would be on-screen

[@lovedella6483]

I remember when I was a kid, my mum got me a box of Kelloggs cereal which promised to give me a spoon straw. Turns out, my box didn't come with one, so we had to contact their support team to receive one with a formal apology along side it. If they can't do that, of course they couldn't create a good nugget.

[@legoman8960]

Rip

[@deezgod45]

do you still have that straw?

[@lovedella6483]

@@deezgod45 I don't think so, but it sucked and i never used it LOL

[@JonnyMorgan18]

Why did I read that in the mic test voice? Is this permanent?!

[@lovedella6483]

@@JonnyMorgan18 LOLOL

[@arigvi101]

I love how you reassured the audience that these e-waste are gonna get recycled properly. That put me to ease.

[@LucaTheSkunk]

Recycled by 1 grit yeah

[@davidgalstyan1569]

5:12 oh look, headphones my brain INSTANTLY loops back every single headphone stress out I watched on this channel.

[@kcsniperboy7148]

This dude is proof that it doesn't matter the content as long as u present it in a fun way ppl will watch.

[@slop313]

but i like the content lmao

[@sedij2358]

@@slop313 exactly. The subject matter is boring as a concept but the man is so fucking likable that it's fun to watch

[@omgiTzkitteh]

@@sedij2358 no he meanes he likes the subject matter too

[@cheetahgaming815]

Yknow, some of my teachers could learn something from this

[@sjk7467]

Yeah I did have an MP3 player and a few iPods but I really don’t care about this at all. I’m just here because it’s incredibly entertaining seeing this dude shit on shitty products. Is anyone aware of other channels that are similar? Just a really niche subject with a hilarious youtuber? Would love t see more like this

[@roshitheyoshi7962]

The video in a nutshell: Australian man gets fed up with MP3 players, constantly attempts to murder the in headphones using the power of the devil, while dropping his puckcell

[@redsus3866]

Oh no my puckcell...

[@spicydude1688]

pkcell*

[@spicydude1688]

pkcell*

[@spicydude1688]

@You're a sneaky little impostor! i have a pkcell on my shelf that just stands there menacingly

[@Green24152]

where do i buy pkcells

[@flamu9183]

The guy who invented cereal, John Harvey Kellogg, tried to make it as unpleasant as possible because he thought that the happier you were the shorter you’d live. At last, 77 years after his death, Kellogg has achieved his goal, although with an MP3 player rather than granola.

[@harpskid]

he fucked up big because I love cereal.

[@DeltaChairlines]

is that why he took my foreskin

[@smelly4498]

he also thought food with sugar made women horny so cornflakes were made to be flavorless so women wouldn’t masturbate

[@flamu9183]

@@smelly4498 uh what the fuck

[@smelly4498]

@@flamu9183even in the 1800s people thought he was a little of his rocker

[@lucacg5915]

I've doscovered this channel 2 months ago. One of the best tech channels I've seen. You are very professional and funny at the same time. Keep up the good work!

[@40percentyt]

"Put em back for the next person, they're only *semi-used*" >Not realizing this is why dirty buds smell like they've already been exploded

[@DJTechYT]

"MY PKCELL!" is gotta be one of my favorite DankPods quote ever.

[@idgaze8003]

Ah my pkcell

[@Vnixity]

Na-No

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

someone should make a big remix with all the quotes

[@Danse_Macabre_125]

na no

[@coreylineberry8557]

Personally I prefer the Huh-Duh Six Hunge-Os from ol' mate Senny.

[@sirel33]

1:24 I had a job interview for the company that did the rebranding (iclick). I didn't get it but I was kinda glad because the office was real deep in industrial office hell (printing was on the first floor, the offices on the second) and there was something about the prospect of literally being the guys who make plastic corporate freebees that made my tummy feel funny.

[@renderproductions1032]

|-O-|

[@WalcomS7]

3:50 This kinda hits different at the end of 2021 knowing what's going on...

[@seacatgirls]

uninformed dingus over here, what happened

[@Bombers57]

Walcom didn't expect to see you here

[@liqinglin8936]

"Heeyundae", always cracks me up

[@JackMcSomeone]

That's how we pronounce it over here in Aus

[@newsgoose9629]

@@JackMcSomeone only some people, I know plenty of aussies, me included, who say it the other way

[@JackMcSomeone]

@@newsgoose9629 fair enough

[@WyattOShea]

@@newsgoose9629 Only ever heard he un day and he un die pronunciation here in Aus.

[@buckokid5930]

In Ireland and the UK we say “hi-un-die”, it seems there is no right answer

[@alfawarrior3]

"aww my pkcell" has become part of my daily vocabulary. whenever i bump something or drop something i instinctively say it

[@amnottabs]

I usually say "arming the nugget" when I'm about to plug something that's has a chance to blow up

[@chaingigan7545]

He’s completely ruined my ability to name things. I code a lot, and everything is named dingus. The variables, the assets, the files, everything. It’s like the fucking lion king, “everything the light touches is *dingus”*

[@tfr]

@@chaingigan7545 LOL

[@DoctorHero]

@@chaingigan7545 That is hilarious!

[@osaelokailodibia1307]

R.I.P Chord Mojo 2019 - 2021

[@awesomewolf7197]

It's like a fnaf character... "I always come back"

[@karigori6415]

@@awesomewolf7197 good one

[@EpicB]

At least he has an excuse to get the Chord Hugo now. Hugo would make good friends with Craig.

[@karigori6415]

@@EpicB you madlad.

[@walter-tp7vn]

11:35 never have i heard a man so furious and lost before than right now

[@symetry96]

I'm quite worried, my cat accidentally (Or at least i hope so) stomped on my balls and the only words that came up to my mind were "my pkcells"

[@patoconzapatos]

😐

[@IanNewYashaTheFinalAct]

Cat stomps on your ⚽️🏀 - “Aw my PKcells” Measuring your “bat tree” - *AAA!*

[@space3520]

*𝑀 𝑦 𝑃 𝑘 𝐶 𝑒 𝑙 𝑙*

[@flamu9183]

_”Aww,_ my *P K C E L L S”*

[@electrisoma]

but what if its not accidental?

[@Conceptcreator]

Oh man I had those simple plug in MP3 players hahah, still have on somewhere with the amazing control hahah

[@nanoeumesmo]

I've had a few of those, they never lasted more than a few months, then i had to buy a new crappy one. I've spent many hours of my life listening to music using those pieces of crap, and they made me happy 😂.

[@Bane_Amesta]

I have a blue phillips mp3, unironically is the best thing ever, is like 2 or 3 years old and still rocks

[@LordHonkInc]

That "power up!" player (or a rebrand of the same thing) was my first ever mp3 player! I'll tell you what, I wasn't the coolest kid in school with that piece of junk (if you couldn't tell), but it definitely beat trying to stuff my discman into my pocket.

[@thePLUHHH]

Same! I had a pink one

[@UserError-gp8sl]

Same. I'm pretty sure I still have mine in the same box next to my cd player.

[@BigNerdSam]

Dank's gonna need a sticker sheet so he can award his bud stressers for every kill.

[@chillbizz74]

2:08 The Energizer attack was personal

[@ProtoMario]

I found an Automall dealership branded android tablet at Goodwill, it is not limited to mp3 players.

[@Hawkeyegoat60]

@Julian Di Simone huh

[@mewmewkissycutie1028]

@@Hawkeyegoat60 huh

[@emperorfaiz]

@Julian Di Simone huh

[@mau8513]

@@emperorfaiz huh

[@weekdays133]

@@mau8513 huh

[@katchupp5067]

i love how he doesnt even try the headphones anymore, he just kills them never change, you lovely australian bastard

[@MayaMint]

About 15 years ago a relative asked my aunt what would I want for my birthday, the options were: an mp3 player (definitely a nugget btw) or a blow dryer. My aunt told them blow dryer and I whined because I wanted an mp3 player soo bad. I still have that blow dryer and it works like new, I doubt I could say the same for the nugget.

[@goosegas2087]

Your aunt saved you, bud.

[@djentlover]

Long live the auntie

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

Rewatching this specific video over and over from time to time NEVER gets old! “Oh, my PKCell!” honestly makes me say it with him every single time one falls! He’s one of the best content creators that I’ve discovered this year! I congratulate Wayde for being the content creator that can make me laugh when others can’t! Edit: Legitimately, whenever a new nugget vid comes out, I shake and bounce around like an excited little kid about to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning! He’s just that funny and amazing! I’m not a patron, but I still love his videos regardless!

[@maxbauman2898]

Same!😂

[@hunghua1309]

“Kellogg’s” *_W H E E Z E_*

[@blankadams3120]

Never before have I actually rooted for headphones to randomly fail so hard.

[@emibondo]

nice pfp bro

[@Selvanii]

-Oh my pkcell... Sunlight enterring the chat pkcell : So you've chosen death.

[@snacksnake7418]

everytime he goes "oh my pkcell" I cant help to crack up idk why I find it so funny

[@Selvanii]

The other brands are making an army

[@Kaitanji]

I love how defeated he sounds sometimes when he goes “aw my pkcell…”

[@misternoodle1236]

"The mp3 player immediately died, recruitment officer." "No, the mp3 player simply lived for the military and gave its life in the line of duty."

[@kantraa]

2:36 The text says "Sorry this text is upside down, it's an Australian thing." And the funny part is, the text isn't upside down, it's backwards.

[@figshw]

Xd

[@flamu9183]

@@figshw bX

[@i_like_rage_baiting]

lol

[@ziadhesham2401]

Gravity falls

[@ziadhesham2401]

Gravity falls

[@elnombre91]

I can't believe Hallmark don't sell a "Congratulations on your first kill" card.

[@ponivi]

I‘d buy it

[@murhpylake]

​@@ponivi me too

[@foxfrags]

Hey man I know you probably won’t see this but thanks to you I’ve rediscovered the early 2000’s and I’ve actually gotten into finding old iPods and trying to give them a good home. I miss 2008-2011, those were the days

[@GrimFelArt]

2:43 the horrendous buzzing coupled with maniacal cackling is a *M O O D*

[@nektarioskromm4151]

A soul: how do you open packages? Another soul: box cutter Other soul: scissors Dankpods: G R I T T I N G

[@tzarchasm9918]

Still with more care and attention than ebay's international shipping

[@Macintosh200]

@@tzarchasm9918 this

[@cinsoet]

The fact that the AVON MP3 player is the absolute worse is just fitting. Can’t expect more from this absolutely disgusting MLM.

[@megamix5403]

Lol, I remember buying some Nintendo products from Avon and my mom was a huge fan of the beauty care products. God that takes me back XD

[@Roadent1241]

Megamix .... was there Pokemon or Princess Peach lipstick??

[@Virginny]

I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.

[@gwilled_cheese_882]

I feel like every country pronounces “Hyundai” differently

[@anthonyvaldes6070]

I say it as hi-un-day

[@peter-8483]

I always said hie-un-die, it's the way the hyundai commercial pronounced it

[@stonent]

@@peter-8483 In the US, the commercials say Hun-Day.

[@LowkeyHyped]

High on dye

[@yarlodek5842]

Hun day. Its hun day. Its fucking pronounced hun day.

[@cheesythegamer9771]

When I saw DankPods I clicked faster then it takes to open a iPod with a flat head.

[@edoardoperego2814]

Ah yes, the legendary pro strat, from the Clarkson school of engineering

[@Brendon_Sauvage]

2:16 I guess you could say... The Duracell should be *charged* with *battery*

[@TheAutisticOwl]

It was the Energiser that attacked the Pkcell

[@echodelta2172]

I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"

[@docter7289]

"It just died on me" - full US army expirience, huh

[@LODGEYISBORED]

I went through like 50 nano rip offs because my parents still thought it was still “saving money” vs buying an actual nano and being done with it...

[@MrJ0mmy]

i had the same mp4 player without the kellogg brand since 2012 works great without any problems still have it and still holds a decent charge

[@megamix5403]

I feel ya. Mines used to buy these Visual Land MP4s for the same reason.

[@bobnope457]

The first MP3 Player I had was one of those cheap nuggets. It worked well for about 3 years and then died. Fair enough for about 15 bucks at the time.

[@JonnyMorgan18]

For anyone trying to convince a loved one to buy them something decent - 1. "Buy cheap, buy twice".. or 50x 2. "Expensive things are usually expensive" 3. I heard it about headphones but applies to everything: "The most expensive headphones are the ones you don't use"

[@peepeepoopoo9899]

"Durasmell the smell that lasts" sounds like a motto for when ur dad takes a dump and the entire bathroom smells like a dumpster

[@nikirol4051]

8:53 Ah yes, a Super Mario Party 3 player. Finally.

[@2038Ounnak]

More like Super Mario P*** 3 player.

[@donaldojauregui7613]

“No rechargeable battery, you just gotta put the AAAAAAAAAA!” *throws off headphones

[@gerking195]

'durasmell: the smell that lasts' I swear that would be a great tag line

[@memedew6677]

Smell

[@Kalvinjj]

The smell sure last longer than they can keep their guts inside

[@noeljoseph7983]

5:35 HE-UN-DAY LMAOOO this man's videos are legendary

[@tauheedahmed2448]

Thats the proper korean pronounciation

[@manziniyo]

@@tauheedahmed2448 lol no it's not

[@225lee99]

@@manziniyo Well, it's a closest I heard from non-korean.

[@insert_username_here]

@@manziniyo you’re an idiot. I just checked Google translate, and it sounds pretty similar.

[@manziniyo]

@@insert_username_here i actually speak korean and three syllables hee-un-day isn't right lol. hee-un is arguably close to 'hyun' and 'day' is as good as it's gonna get for a non-speaker but saying it's the proper way isn't true

[@SKIMER]

0:49 "Why am I touching this?" You shouldn't. This battery got expired in 2008...

[@spicytuna62]

"SD expansion slot included!" That's a _feature_ in most high end smartphones these days and not even all of them have that. Craig just flexed on all of us.

[@EpicB]

My phone has a microSD slot in it. Though my phone is much more entry level. It even had a headphone jack.

[@lukasegeling5205]

@@EpicB I have an S8, which is a 2017 flagship with an SD card slot and a headphone jack. It can even play 24 mbps audio (stereo 32 bit 384 kHz), so it is nugget certified.

[@sinfoniasanchez7407]

0:24 the pkcell joke will never get old 😂

[@travdump209]

the saddest pkcell :(

[@skurd721]

@@travdump209 it's called tough love, my dude

[@penquinmaster]

My dad has one of the Kelloggs "ipods". He didn't get his as a prize though. He just got one for his 40th anniversary there.

[@LG-ii7gl]

Lmao imagine spending just under half your life working at a company and for all that effort you get a shitty little bootleg ipod that only works like once

[@CodecrafterArtemis]

Man this is, sad. A $5 would've been more useful probably.

[@magicmango2787]

Yikes that’s rough. They couldn’t even afford a shuffle for his 40th year with them? Ewww.

[@penquinmaster]

@@magicmango2787 They could, just won't.

[@morefurless]

Daaamn, feels bad being there for 40 years and gets a 2 dollar knockoff mp3

[@acgiantdad6474]

I like to imagine that all of these e-waste tier nuggets come from the exact same factory and for some reason I can't think of it by any other name than Shenzhen Chabuduo

[@thebubshow8099]

This kinda reminds me of the Gameboys with just random logos on them and they were just called whatever emblem they slapped on them.

[@grizzlydino]

I want a playboy logo on a gameboy

[@bradleypearl2986]

@@grizzlydino yes.

[@walkingglasses6264]

@@grizzlydino I WANNA BE SEDATED BY THE GAAAAAAAAAMMMEEE BOOOY!

[@geniuskhan1337]

ultra-rare Coca-Cola Game Gear

[@myrealusername2193]

Toyota game boy lol

[@EdwardNygma888]

LMAO, I had one of the Gatorade-type ones! It was my MP3 player when I was just a kid. They were branded as "Riptunes", and hilariously, they had more storage than both of the ones you showed combined. Yeah, so basically I just used it as flash storage for my middle school documents.

[@akhilpavithran3392]

Man that laugh at 2:42 would pass a Joker audition!

[@davidGA殿]

I swear this guy is too hilarious, he could be reviewing a freaking rock and I would watch it. Literally a fucking legend,keep the good work mate.

[@natevemuri9024]

It's always a good day when dank posts

[@_.Rebel.exe._]

Yessir

[@bit0fun]

Thursday? You mean best day

[@Jose_22365]

Yes

[@masterdefender5616]

Yes

[@DaToyGamer]

It’s always a thursday, the best day

[@ethandeira1514]

Hearing him cackle while static plays through the headphones was the best part of my day

[@mystii4842]

I'm convinced you're just the Aussie audiophile equivalent of Life of Boris

[@tootsie_]

That is a crossover I want to see

[@eumeytimes]

it's a bit of vargskelethor joel mixed with ashens and some other guy I forgot, I don't know about life of boris

[@ThePuffamanChannel]

I agree ☝️ life of boris. This guy is playing a character tho do remember, just a bit eccentric:)

[@shadyfazbear]

damn even Scarlet Fire killing nuggs before headphones have a chance to get blown up

[@Enriath]

Holy shit, you actually found it, the MP3 player of my childhood. Thank Mr Dank, gonna have to try and get one of those PowerUp players for some nostalgia.

[@captainpuppy900]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@nectarium8760]

@@captainpuppy900 so true

[@aftertheelectrike1847]

They're about 10 bucks on eBay!

[@metraforce441]

The mojo after it’s first confirmed kill: *Me no work today*

[@N._99]

The mojo already had a kill.

[@insert_username_here]

@@N._99 that’s what he said.

[@ambozz3726]

its.

[@N._99]

@@insert_username_here i misread that, also props to the diablo.

[@内田ガネーシュ]

Live for the music, die to abuse it.

[@dae1925]

The laughs he makes when frying smol headphones is why I come hear

[@christiansouder3249]

As a kid, my family barely had enough money to get Ipods or nice music players, so I got 0:42 one of these as a birthday gift from my parents. I still have it to this day, thanks for the throwback. :D

[@dbackscott]

“They all smell the same.” Are you sure that’s not your amp you’re smelling?

[@legoman8960]

lol

[@lashedcross8563]

I’m glad I found you, about two months ago, I find your videos fun, enjoyable, and informs us, I’m becoming an audio file, just today I bought the hud 600, Yamaha yas 209, and Logitech z623 I just wanna say thanks for cheering me up, and keep up your good work

[@drcks]

when he transitioned into the US Army one I bursted laughing.

[@Telamon8]

The fact that it's the Reserve, too, somehow makes it more hilarious

[@YukariAkiyama]

tacticool mp3 player

[@Stoic_Lizard]

Thank you for these videos. You always brighten my day. I appreciate the enthusiasm.

[@anonym_b3058]

10:46 the cheap headphones fight back

[@iamcino]

I'm sure the US Army appreciated the mp3 player review. they'll subscribe, ring the bell and drone strike you.

[@Biegspoon]

This was a perfect dankpods video. So many nuggets.

[@original_demonic]

My mum used to own one of the cookie cutter MP3s with usb. The only thing it had on it was a recording of her nan talking, as she had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and was projected to lose speech in a few years. Fast forward to around a year before she died, she was non verbal, wouldn’t really do anything, and needed constant care. I found the MP3 in a drawer and begun messing around with it, accidentally wiping everything in it. I didn’t know, but one of my core memories is my mum crying over a blank MP3 and you made me remember that.

[@MrFacio85]

Perfect timing right after browsing the “Hamster” website

[@Ratta212]

?

[@mateuszzimon8216]

Xtreme 🐹.... U are MEN of culture

[@traitxr]

b... based??

[@BigGuy223]

@@Ratta212 exhamster, a website for people who used to have hamsters.

[@pray4us955]

Anything good?

[@egs-zh3dt]

10:55 Confirmed kill

[@deathsyth8888]

"It's CRAAAAAAAP!" Tony the Tiger, on the Kellogg's MP3

[@ricenova8]

1:48 “its not like you’re running windows vista or something” *starts running windows vista*

[@stenanderson1695]

So much quality “oh my pkcell” lines today! Truly a blessing.

[@dianasosa1301]

Pretty sure I had that exact mp3 player in 3rd grade, but purple/blue. My mom gave it to me because it was broken somehow and could only play one audio file. And so I listened to boulevard of broken dreams every day.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

back in 10th grade basically everyone at my school had one of these. most were the silver ones, but black was also common and, when extra fancy, blue or red.

[@bobacota3390]

Oh man this video just gave me a sensible amount of guilty nostalgia, because I use to own that tampon sized nugget when I was 9 years old.

[@donnerblitzen1388]

My daily enjoyment of watching and waiting for the one grit to make its move. Always entertaining, never a bad day. Thanks from Texas!

[@scrappypirate2268]

Dank: "what about our old mate Craig? They would never stoop to this level!" Me: "Dude, Craig EXISTS on this level, what."

[@EpicB]

That's the joke.

[@elvistek2062]

I’ve been watching this man’s content since he had like 100k followers and seeing that he’s on his way to hit the super million makes me so proud.

[@5speedfatty]

that Mp3 player is a clone of a phillips one from back in the day, that was actually a hidden gem of a player.

[@DJSubwoofers]

Which

[@5speedfatty]

@@DJSubwoofers the one that took a battery and had the usb on the end with a little cap. @7:01 the pepsi max one

[@DJSubwoofers]

@@5speedfatty ah yes...the mp3 sausage

[@jftechdrones]

@@DJSubwoofers GoGear.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@DJSubwoofers the one everyone had back then. with the little joystick to change song.

[@WltherBlitz]

5:03 the cable he was plugging it into was unplugged lol no wonder it wasnt working

[@ucla7296]

That's a different cable dumbass