Bill Burr and Paul Virzi - Sociopaths And Narcissists

[@Theodcyning]

"Maybe you oughta work on yourself, (and) adapt around me!" This is probably the funniest thing I heard in weeks.

[@SlyScyther]

I used to think I was a sociopath, but then I realized that I lived in a culture that promoted self-diagnosing without any training or expertise.

[@matthewlong6576]

LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON YOU

[@shizu-chan3942]

You can be a sociopath even if you don't self-diagnose. You have to notice the problem to stop it. And sociopaths don't see their actions as wrong, and only reconsider their words or actions if they start to inconvenience them in some way. If you WANT to be properly diagnosed, I suggest you should. Just in case you turn out to be one of the "monsters".

[@roberttraverso7352]

@@shizu-chan3942 Right. a narcissistic does not see himself as sick. He/she thinks they are really superior, usually until the law or reality catches up with them. Self diagnosis rarely works.

[@ryanstephens9145]

With my vast experience I would say that your more of a dickhead.

[@Carfalog]

Bingo

[@kaarthuisplus]

Bill is not a narcissist at all.

[@AngusStewart01]

He litteraly described my last ex

[@FuckGoogle2]

Yup, my ex painted me as a god and started talking about moving in and having kids and when she finally got me on board she flipped a switch.

[@trevipp]

Dissident101 she was lying

[@xtrzne]

@@trevipp dsbfnbsdlfbnsd;fb

[@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207]

@@FuckGoogle2 fuck that piece of shit! why? ehy did she build you up and just blew you down?

[@rudyg6922]

"yuh just like my mother" lmao

[@peteranon8455]

This reminds me of myself in health class where I thought I had every disease we talked about.

[@himynamelscolin]

12:17 that LAUGH gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂

[@MetalBacon64]

"He gets mad that he got blood on his shirt." LOL!

[@ianwulf24]

This is why people shouldn't use the internet to diagnose shit for themselves or anyone else. Especially psychological stuff that hasn't been fully flushed out. You just start getting paranoid.

[@phillytheflyerable]

more of them out there than you know

[@redneckbear8090]

Web MD was the start

[@tonywords6713]

I’ve had obnoxious ex’s I barely know message me randomly with the symptoms of BPD and that shit.

[@oldkid6]

I work with a sociopath and it's brutal because there's only like 3 of us that see it. Everyone else is under his sociopath power by taking them under his wing.

[@burpostockings]

Middle management is nothing but sociopaths

[@croissantlover1]

sry to hear. i hope you got away from that person.

[@captainahab3694]

Virzis laugh is hilarious

[@Anjunabeast23]

“But there’s Firemen....” 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrissy9153]

Fast forward to bill burr having 2 kids and being a family man

[@nikobellic2515]

4:04 “he fell off the bus, he’s gone” 11:07 “you remind me of my uncle petey” 13:20 “good lookin sunuvabitch”

[@ChollieD]

"I'm a gemini?" ROFLMAO, I have some magic crystal fairies you buy for a thousand bucks each.

[@secretsoccerpro12]

Paula laugh in unison with bill burrs is epic

[@lmnt1153]

Paul is like mini me version of Bill.

[@fumothfan9]

The ying and the yang. His wife is like a double ying.

[@Dunning.Kruger]

There is a difference between a narcissist and someone that has narcissistic traits.

[@onepunchflan3071]

@Mic Rophone I think it's the circadian rhythm isn't it?

[@allannacadle673]

His reaction to the ADHD diagnosis was me four days ago lol

[@fistoffries]

I think that most people get pissed off whenever someone assigns a stereotyped personality to their profession.

[@gustavofring8765]

I haven't seen you in a long while on this channel.

[@bighawklob2694]

Bill. I've listened to enough of you to say you seem pretty well rounded. everyone has certain traits from each category it's the ones that have way too many of one kind.

[@petercampbell183]

Serial killers have often these traits from childhood: Fascination with fire, bed-wetting, cruelty to animals.

[@sus_tenants]

I shed a tear watching the movie Wall-E, so I know I'm not a sociopath

[@NotThatKindOfKiwi86]

Funny how Bill cuts the other guy off all the time and just speaks over him while saying he's not self-entitled. 😂😂

[@hassandarood4358]

Sign of ADHD

[@nomadman5288]

Or the result of having to do it with family from a young age. When someone has siblings that can happen really easily.

[@Themayseffect]

"no fucking way i'm a sociopath.....wait damn that sounds just like me" lol

[@AnthonyChaucer]

Ya know bill seems like a cool guy. I’m surprised I haven’t sat down and had a drink with him yet

[@sagjagegahg]

haha when he brought up his star sign...

[@beethovenalexander]

Bill is so much funnier than anyone he chats with

[@shizu-chan3942]

And real. It goes to show just how talented bill is.

[@ericrypt]

I agree, Paul and Joe aren't even in the same league of funny as Bill

[@OlymPigs2010]

...Narcissists are filled with hate and don't have any remorse at all....they're extremely manipulative,can at first seem charming in order for you to allow them access to pick your brain,get you to admit your weaknesses and then use that info to manipulate and torture you.The Narcissist's number one desire is to get you under his thumb and he does this by breaking down your defenses and then derisively and relentlessly attacking your self confidence.Ultimately the Narcissist's goal is to sadistically debase and thoroughly (psychologically) destroy his victim.Lots of people who work themselves up into management positions are narcissists.Interesting to note that narcissists can't stand and won't tolerate anyone using the same dehumanizing tactics on them that they use on their victims!

[@phillytheflyerable]

you described my boss and the girl I used to date

[@thatgui88]

YES

[@utah133]

Nia is the best fit for Billy Freckles. God knows he took long enough to decide! If she's not the one, no one is.

[@ZekeMan62]

@Brooke Stern She's lame. Dumbs down the discourse bigtime. The show goes on training wheels as soon as she shows up.

[@V4Now]

I'm listening to this explanation about Narcissism and my first Thought was Trump, that's unbelievable how accurate it is!🤣

[@odinsplaygrounds]

The narcissistic definition sounds like a lot of girls I've met. Controlling with sex, comparing you to everyone in their life, quick to declare you as their soul mate, self centered, fantasy a lot about beauty, power, money, see themselves as special, takes advantage of .others to achieve her needs, constant need for admiration or approval, exaggerate personal achievements and diminish the achievements of others, think they are unique, need special treatment, panic or cries if she anticipate an end of the relationship, quick to anger or feel insulted, does the silent treatment when upset, denies she has issues to work on (can never be wrong), her time for space and needs matter - yours does not, etc.

[@antonydrossos5719]

Comedians as sociopaths makes no sense. Comedians FEED off of making others laugh & being the center of attention, while sociopaths couldn't give two shits about what other people feel.. Narcissists, maybe; but not sociopaths.

[@Veal44]

Testicle sweat reminds me of the smell of my hockey equipment

[@luclapierre7621]

Verzi's laugh just kills me

[@Venomine95]

"Man those online tests are pretty trash at determining who people are. Hey did you I'm a Gemini? No I'm no being ironic, I'm serious. Why?" Bill Burr ladies and gentlemen.

[@carlhartwell7978]

The thing about Narcisism is that it's not 'all or nothing' it's a personality trait which we all have to some extent, some more than others. In other words it's a spectrum.

[@carlhartwell7978]

@Brooke Stern Yeah, well there are only two sexes biologicaly, but there is a large amount of psychological data showing what psycologists call _masculine_ and _feminine_ traits which we all have, in other words, most men have a prevelence of masculine traits and fewer feminie, vica verca for women, but of course some men have fewer masculine and larger feminie than most other men and vica versa...it is a tad complicated! The important thing to appreciate is that it is not necessarily a good or bad thing to either have more or less masculine/feminine than others of ones sex. but it can be! eg, a common masculine trait is high aggression, good in business if properly channeled, not so good generally if not channeled correctly (hence more men in prison). A common feminine trait is high compassion, clearly good for raising families, not so good when hounding conservatives on college campuses over percieved racism.

[@davidsoom6383]

A shrink once asked me if I ever had an imaginary friend. I said, "No, I just thought I did."

[@silvio.r8443]

I like how half way through they start to loose interest/change the subject probably because they realize they are both sociopaths. You can read the official diagnostic manual online..it exists in a spectrum. Lack of empathy defines a sociopath and isn't that uncommon.

[@theadamblock]

You cannot diagnose a whole group of people by a profession like that. That study is crap.

[@walter3433]

Except for bankers, lawyers and surgeons. They're all psychopaths😁

[@matthewheywood8532]

Nomens NoNescio CEO’s are the most common socialpaths as one usually has to step over many a person to get there

[@fumothfan9]

@@matthewheywood8532 except in comic books. I love how Venture Bros. portrayed Rusty's father.

[@lucidstargirl]

lol Virzi's laughter is fucking contagious.

[@marks194]

I'm a Gemi...,squirrel!!!

[@SilentMott]

Hmmmm let me see how many of these qualities our high ranking politicians have...**GASP** ALL of them?!

[@marilynedesroches9251]

They're not all murderers, only 2% of psychopaths are violent.

[@morontv1401]

Sounds like something a psychopath would say...

[@Heretic1981]

I was diagnosed narcissistic, avoidant and paranoid, but alas I couldn't talk football so management was out

[@zarreff]

This reads like a quote from a movie, what movie is this from?

[@adambrady7742]

This describes my step dad to a T. Lmao. Glad I moved out 😂😂

[@thyde9535]

I just had a weird night, meeting up with my exgf, but this made me smile, good on you Billy Bat Shit!

[@CrimeaRiver]

.... What's up with Zodiac BS all of a sudden!??

[@BongHawker]

well, he kept referring to themselves as "dumb"... lol

[@xSolBadguy]

+JanK10000 Unfortunately, he actually does believe in this stuff :/

[@sus_tenants]

Crimea_River ya things got a bit wierd, star formations don't effect shit Bill

[@detailedgaming6039]

Fuck Putin

[@JoyfulUniter]

@@sus_tenants The star closest to us is the only reason there is life on the planet at all, effecting literally every single life process for every living being, but the other stars affect nothing, they're just shiny dots in a formation, seems legit to me, nothing to see here.

[@theruiner4272]

Paul sounds like a little version of Bill

[@rolfmeyermusic]

My dad is a class A sociopath, now locked up in jail. I suffer from depression and anxiety and fear the he might pass down those genes.

[@lac2500]

***** it's for the best, trust me… my friend had been an acquaintance since high school, then a few years after high school we started hanging out a lot, and there were time where I thought we were developing a close friendship, and he played the part well… long story short, after about 5 years of quality time spent together, he was being really inconsiderate one day, just weird shit, playin games with me when we had plans to do something that day, I won't go into details… but I ended up ignoring him for the rest of the day because I was kinda annoyed with his bullshit… never heard from the guy again… that was 3 years ago… after knowing each other for 12 years… he pretty much figured out there was nothing more he could gain from me, I was useless to him…looking back at all his little actions over the years, the way he talked to other people, the way he treated his girlfriends, the way he schemed on every single thing, never willing to put in any work for shit, hoping things land in his lap, having grand delusions of success, manipulating people… he played the part wherever he had to - a sociopath and a fuckin rat, basically the same thing

[@rolfmeyermusic]

@Bobert O’Beastly Wow yeah that was 4 years ago. I am defs not in the mindset now. :)

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

@@rolfmeyermusic glad you’re doing okay buddy. I see this comment was 2 years ago now so I hope you’re still good lol

[@nathdonplays2782]

@@rolfmeyermusichope your good yo🙌🏼

[@MsAmelia65]

Bill, be the man of Have a Nice Day! Sunshine and the smiles on puppies! The b bedraggled look to you, as to every hopeless cause!!!

[@21stcenturymermaid34]

this describes every cancer ever

[@Piatasify]

Academics have been interested in comedy for centuries. It isn't envy, it is interest in a fascinating aspect of human nature.

[@bplmarko8979]

"GOOD LOOKIN SON OF A BITCH"😂😂😂

[@RashtaEinthisB]

10:50 fuck sake I just thought of someone and it pisses me off 13:18 LOVE IT 😂😂

[@nickmagrick7702]

14:10 Bill doesnt understand its much more deceptive and harder to detect than that.

[@peasinacan]

Lol sounds like my former boss lol

[@sol20006]

Good looking son of a BITCH!

[@kylestarfaux]

hahaha "yeah, dumb it down, right?"

[@pappaOfswe]

Guys there are lvls of narcissism. U can have some and want too be seen as superior. But still be able too find joy in others succes. If you are very narcsissistic you have exstreme jelleasy if someone is better than you. So the narccsist tries too push that person down. It’s also a personality build on high lvls of low selfesteme. Thats why they have too be better and pushing people down too be seen as admireble in others eyes. They dont have any admiration for themself.

[@therebellion96]

The difference between a sociopath and a narcissist is that it takes a certain level of intelligence to be a sociopath. And their motive for doing things isn't always about them. Either that or sociopaths do a good job at making it seem like it's not.

[@ptowndc]

you guys are fuckin hilarious

[@azbag1906]

Anyone else watch that Amber Heard trial?

[@leedsdrumacademy]

Is it just me or the last 5 mins were a perfect description of Donald Trump?

[@redneckbear8090]

Man it describes every president we have ever had in history, just think of how much arrogance and over confidence someone has to have in there self to believe that they're the greatest choice for an entire nation's future... Sad to say it's almost a requirement for the Job at this point for one person to believe they and only they can change our massive spending budget, foreign policy and interventions, our neverending war on drugs and poverty and last but not least yet the funniest 🧐🤓🤥 *stopping climate change*

[@t-man5196]

I wonder if Bill's ever seen his full birth chart. He has a very interesting chart.

[@phillytheflyerable]

oh I've dated some sociopathic girls... oooooh geezus

[@HackBennys]

These guys don't know what antisocial means. It doesn't mean you don't like or are afraid to be around people, it means not having empathy or the ability to not have empathy for other people or animals.

[@TheSlammurai]

Anti-social has two definitions. What you said, and not wanting to be around people. So you're right and wrong.

[@HackBennys]

TheSlammurai No, I am correct.

[@TheSlammurai]

You sound narcissistic.

[@HackBennys]

TheSlammurai​ Meh.

[@twistedbydsign99]

***** yea a lot of people make that mistake, the should change the name.

[@jackflicker8577]

With music you can learn to play by ear just by doing a bunch of ear training and knowing your scales Billy boy

[@SC4211]

You heard it here, boys. Bill wants to be Onision's friend.

[@j.powellnetwork]

This is basically Steve jobs lol

[@jakearmstrong3528]

The whole list is my dad

[@FinalRestingPlace123]

Bill isn't a narcissist. He's more of an attention seeking ADD, kind of like a class clown.

[@xluigix17]

So a low level narcissist.

[@LuisHernandez-om8wb]

No... usually the class clowns are deeply emotional people. I was and it was to cover up for the fact that I had shit at home

[@vitocorleone1462]

04:30 Bill caught himself slippin', nearly told the world how many siblings he had. I heard in one of his older bits that he had like 4, one of them being a sister.

[@davidoaklund8786]

Vito Corleone there is a podcast bill did with conan o’brian, apperantly they have the same amount of brothers& sisters.

[@doughalagich5066]

He has 4 siblings cause in his 2012 special he talks about his dad flipping out on his mom and bitching about his marriage and bill says this was pre chicken soup for the soul pre holy shit i have 5 kids and i don't even know who i am yet

[@TheOutlawMan]

So my ex is a sociopath, basically.

[@GeluTavi]

+Carlos de la Cruz Same here bro :/

[@RossKempOnYourMum01]

+Tavi Turns out you two used to go out with each other. Plot by M Night Shyamalan.

[@xxczerxx]

+RossKempOnYourMum01 So an unreliable narrator trope, too - I'm feeling a bit of a Fincher-Shyamalan collab going on here.

[@Thiago_Alves_Souza]

I'm a gemini as well and don't put much stock into astrology but that natal birth chart and ascedant shit was spot on for me. And in many ways I can be cold but very generous and self sacrificial at other times. That's why I feel that everything Bill says would be something I'd do or say myself.

[@mihaelaandronache5492]

I know for a fact waiters and chefs are a special kind of crazy😂

[@dominicmejia849]

I didn’t know I was a psychopath my first 3 victims told me i was tho

[@lucapantellaro1475]

Wow. That narcissist list had just about every type of character imaginable. By those standards, EVERYONE is at least a little bit narcissistic.

[@MisterBones2910]

Scientific_ Method Well, yeah. Of course. That's how you get ahead and pass your genes on in a community. Make people think you don't suck, while eating a little extra food because "fuck'em."

[@frozenrabbit5641]

I had this playing in the background ... What the fuck am I listening to. Bill Burr "But I am a gemini." What the fuck is this...

[@jayare2744]

You guys are into ASTROLOGY?!?!?!?!??!-- 8:18 --my mind is blown.

[@sarahlauren5643]

Paul is right though, my mom is a Gemini and she's a master at gaslighting and a narcissist as well. I tried to help her with training the dog today and she full on yelled at me that she doesn't need my help and I need to learn better when to shut up. Gemini's aren't called two faced for nothing.

[@sleeperawaken36]

OMG, this is a perfect description of Trump

[@rochefort6121]

I check all of the narcissist ones lol ... :(

[@meesc3556]

While Bill and Paul make the segment funny, narcissists are truly soul sucking individuals who will wreck you emotionally and mentally.

[@starisesun7692]

ALLLLLLLL of this was EXACTLY my ex.smh I'm so happy he's gone!!!!!😒

[@starcrafter13terran]

You know what they should have done on the list... #4 should have been "loses interest in lists early on" Bill would have lost it!

[@Jacktrack7]

According to those definitions then I'm a sociopath narcissist, no wonder I've been single for like 8 years.

[@AngusStewart01]

So my last ex was a narcissist then litteraly described my last ex

[@MrAce607]

Well,.. looks like I have to take time before I eat my sammiches.. does spaghetti count after a hit!?.. ya know, asking for a friend!

[@icemediapro]

I work with a narcissist

[@levaithan325]

I have both sociopathic and narcissistic traits, but I'm mostly a narcissistic.

[@bean2k33]

Things is, alot of these traits describe Bill Burr

[@dominic9028]

Dated a girl like this (narcissist)....had fun while it lasted but it wasnt meant to last...

[@marcellostifelmann]

I might just be a narcissist...

[@phillach5181]

dont self diagnose yourself, its just pointless

[@untitledperson1776]

You’re no Obama, or me at that, but i may grace you with my presence if you’re ever in Baltimore.

[@ellcavedweller8301]

Me and my family have sorta always done starsigns. Too many things were right about so many i know lol

[@jorgeshicken]

kinda reminds me of a certain orange pseudo-politician

[@jc.1191]

@K A the same you'll feel when you realize you have way too little lube you sociopath

[@gerry_atric]

I'd like to think he's thinking about Ari as the sociopath

[@edwardlewis1963]

sociopath is a fancy word for selfish.

[@spooninspoon]

makes me think of someone so fucking dead on as funny as it is...

[@PrivateAckbar]

This made me think of John Maynard Keynes.

[@mandlablackrandomdude4108]

My God I hate that dude, I don't understand him