"Maybe you oughta work on yourself, (and) adapt around me!" This is probably the funniest thing I heard in weeks.
@kaarthuisplus8 жыл бұрын
Bill is not a narcissist at all.
@AngusStewart018 жыл бұрын
He litteraly described my last ex
@FuckGoogle28 жыл бұрын
Yup, my ex painted me as a god and started talking about moving in and having kids and when she finally got me on board she flipped a switch.
@trevipp6 жыл бұрын
Dissident101 she was lying
@xtrzne5 жыл бұрын
@@trevipp dsbfnbsdlfbnsd;fb
@captainvoluntaryistthestat32075 жыл бұрын
@@FuckGoogle2 fuck that piece of shit! why? ehy did she build you up and just blew you down?
@SlyScyther10 жыл бұрын
I used to think I was a sociopath, but then I realized that I lived in a culture that promoted self-diagnosing without any training or expertise.
@matthewlong65765 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON YOU
@shizu-chan39425 жыл бұрын
You can be a sociopath even if you don't self-diagnose. You have to notice the problem to stop it. And sociopaths don't see their actions as wrong, and only reconsider their words or actions if they start to inconvenience them in some way. If you WANT to be properly diagnosed, I suggest you should. Just in case you turn out to be one of the "monsters".
@roberttraverso73525 жыл бұрын
@@shizu-chan3942 Right. a narcissistic does not see himself as sick. He/she thinks they are really superior, usually until the law or reality catches up with them. Self diagnosis rarely works.
@ryanstephens91454 жыл бұрын
With my vast experience I would say that your more of a dickhead.
@Carfalog4 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@himynamelscolin2 жыл бұрын
12:17 that LAUGH gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂
@ianwulf248 жыл бұрын
This is why people shouldn't use the internet to diagnose shit for themselves or anyone else. Especially psychological stuff that hasn't been fully flushed out. You just start getting paranoid.
@phillytheflyerable7 жыл бұрын
more of them out there than you know
@redneckbear80905 жыл бұрын
Web MD was the start
@tonywords67134 жыл бұрын
I’ve had obnoxious ex’s I barely know message me randomly with the symptoms of BPD and that shit.
@fistoffries10 жыл бұрын
I think that most people get pissed off whenever someone assigns a stereotyped personality to their profession.
@gustavofring87653 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen you in a long while on this channel.
@nikobellic25153 жыл бұрын
4:04 “he fell off the bus, he’s gone” 11:07 “you remind me of my uncle petey” 13:20 “good lookin sunuvabitch”
@lmnt11539 жыл бұрын
Paul is like mini me version of Bill.
@fumothfan93 жыл бұрын
The ying and the yang. His wife is like a double ying.
@oldkid69 жыл бұрын
I work with a sociopath and it's brutal because there's only like 3 of us that see it. Everyone else is under his sociopath power by taking them under his wing.
@burpostockings3 жыл бұрын
Middle management is nothing but sociopaths
@croissantlover12 жыл бұрын
sry to hear. i hope you got away from that person.
@V4Now3 жыл бұрын
I'm listening to this explanation about Narcissism and my first Thought was Trump, that's unbelievable how accurate it is!🤣
@ChollieD10 жыл бұрын
"I'm a gemini?" ROFLMAO, I have some magic crystal fairies you buy for a thousand bucks each.
@OlymPigs20108 жыл бұрын
...Narcissists are filled with hate and don't have any remorse at all....they're extremely manipulative,can at first seem charming in order for you to allow them access to pick your brain,get you to admit your weaknesses and then use that info to manipulate and torture you.The Narcissist's number one desire is to get you under his thumb and he does this by breaking down your defenses and then derisively and relentlessly attacking your self confidence.Ultimately the Narcissist's goal is to sadistically debase and thoroughly (psychologically) destroy his victim.Lots of people who work themselves up into management positions are narcissists.Interesting to note that narcissists can't stand and won't tolerate anyone using the same dehumanizing tactics on them that they use on their victims!
@phillytheflyerable7 жыл бұрын
you described my boss and the girl I used to date
@thatgui882 жыл бұрын
YES
@sus_tenants7 жыл бұрын
I shed a tear watching the movie Wall-E, so I know I'm not a sociopath
@AnthonyChaucer3 жыл бұрын
Ya know bill seems like a cool guy. I’m surprised I haven’t sat down and had a drink with him yet
@antonydrossos57196 жыл бұрын
Comedians as sociopaths makes no sense. Comedians FEED off of making others laugh & being the center of attention, while sociopaths couldn't give two shits about what other people feel.. Narcissists, maybe; but not sociopaths.
@carlhartwell79785 жыл бұрын
The thing about Narcisism is that it's not 'all or nothing' it's a personality trait which we all have to some extent, some more than others. In other words it's a spectrum.
@carlhartwell79785 жыл бұрын
@Brooke Stern Yeah, well there are only two sexes biologicaly, but there is a large amount of psychological data showing what psycologists call _masculine_ and _feminine_ traits which we all have, in other words, most men have a prevelence of masculine traits and fewer feminie, vica verca for women, but of course some men have fewer masculine and larger feminie than most other men and vica versa...it is a tad complicated! The important thing to appreciate is that it is not necessarily a good or bad thing to either have more or less masculine/feminine than others of ones sex. but it can be! eg, a common masculine trait is high aggression, good in business if properly channeled, not so good generally if not channeled correctly (hence more men in prison). A common feminine trait is high compassion, clearly good for raising families, not so good when hounding conservatives on college campuses over percieved racism.
@NotThatKindOfKiwi863 жыл бұрын
Funny how Bill cuts the other guy off all the time and just speaks over him while saying he's not self-entitled. 😂😂
@hassandarood4358 Жыл бұрын
Sign of ADHD
@nomadman52884 ай бұрын
Or the result of having to do it with family from a young age. When someone has siblings that can happen really easily.
@beethovenalexander8 жыл бұрын
Bill is so much funnier than anyone he chats with
@shizu-chan39425 жыл бұрын
And real. It goes to show just how talented bill is.
@petercampbell1832 жыл бұрын
Serial killers have often these traits from childhood: Fascination with fire, bed-wetting, cruelty to animals.
@rolfmeyermusic8 жыл бұрын
My dad is a class A sociopath, now locked up in jail. I suffer from depression and anxiety and fear the he might pass down those genes.
@lac25008 жыл бұрын
***** it's for the best, trust me… my friend had been an acquaintance since high school, then a few years after high school we started hanging out a lot, and there were time where I thought we were developing a close friendship, and he played the part well… long story short, after about 5 years of quality time spent together, he was being really inconsiderate one day, just weird shit, playin games with me when we had plans to do something that day, I won't go into details… but I ended up ignoring him for the rest of the day because I was kinda annoyed with his bullshit… never heard from the guy again… that was 3 years ago… after knowing each other for 12 years… he pretty much figured out there was nothing more he could gain from me, I was useless to him…looking back at all his little actions over the years, the way he talked to other people, the way he treated his girlfriends, the way he schemed on every single thing, never willing to put in any work for shit, hoping things land in his lap, having grand delusions of success, manipulating people… he played the part wherever he had to - a sociopath and a fuckin rat, basically the same thing
@rolfmeyermusic4 жыл бұрын
@Bobert O’Beastly Wow yeah that was 4 years ago. I am defs not in the mindset now. :)
@Thrashman-ye4cf Жыл бұрын
@@rolfmeyermusic glad you’re doing okay buddy. I see this comment was 2 years ago now so I hope you’re still good lol
@odinsplaygrounds5 жыл бұрын
The narcissistic definition sounds like a lot of girls I've met. Controlling with sex, comparing you to everyone in their life, quick to declare you as their soul mate, self centered, fantasy a lot about beauty, power, money, see themselves as special, takes advantage of .others to achieve her needs, constant need for admiration or approval, exaggerate personal achievements and diminish the achievements of others, think they are unique, need special treatment, panic or cries if she anticipate an end of the relationship, quick to anger or feel insulted, does the silent treatment when upset, denies she has issues to work on (can never be wrong), her time for space and needs matter - yours does not, etc.
@SilentMott10 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm let me see how many of these qualities our high ranking politicians have...**GASP** ALL of them?!
@sol2000610 жыл бұрын
Good looking son of a BITCH!
@CrimeaRiver9 жыл бұрын
.... What's up with Zodiac BS all of a sudden!??
@BongHawker8 жыл бұрын
well, he kept referring to themselves as "dumb"... lol
@xSolBadguy8 жыл бұрын
+JanK10000 Unfortunately, he actually does believe in this stuff :/
@sus_tenants7 жыл бұрын
Crimea_River ya things got a bit wierd, star formations don't effect shit Bill
@detailedgaming60395 жыл бұрын
Fuck Putin
@JoyfulUniter4 жыл бұрын
@@sus_tenants The star closest to us is the only reason there is life on the planet at all, effecting literally every single life process for every living being, but the other stars affect nothing, they're just shiny dots in a formation, seems legit to me, nothing to see here.
@silvio.r84436 жыл бұрын
I like how half way through they start to loose interest/change the subject probably because they realize they are both sociopaths. You can read the official diagnostic manual online..it exists in a spectrum. Lack of empathy defines a sociopath and isn't that uncommon.
@lucidstargirl7 жыл бұрын
lol Virzi's laughter is fucking contagious.
@theruiner4272 Жыл бұрын
Paul sounds like a little version of Bill
@sagjagegahg9 жыл бұрын
haha when he brought up his star sign...
@Heretic19815 жыл бұрын
I was diagnosed narcissistic, avoidant and paranoid, but alas I couldn't talk football so management was out
@zarreff4 жыл бұрын
This reads like a quote from a movie, what movie is this from?
@therebellion96 Жыл бұрын
The difference between a sociopath and a narcissist is that it takes a certain level of intelligence to be a sociopath. And their motive for doing things isn't always about them. Either that or sociopaths do a good job at making it seem like it's not.
@Veal448 жыл бұрын
Testicle sweat reminds me of the smell of my hockey equipment
@marks1948 жыл бұрын
I'm a Gemi...,squirrel!!!
@luclapierre76216 жыл бұрын
Verzi's laugh just kills me
@bplmarko89795 жыл бұрын
"GOOD LOOKIN SON OF A BITCH"😂😂😂
@thyde95356 жыл бұрын
I just had a weird night, meeting up with my exgf, but this made me smile, good on you Billy Bat Shit!
@RashtaEinthisB5 жыл бұрын
10:50 fuck sake I just thought of someone and it pisses me off 13:18 LOVE IT 😂😂
@dominic90284 жыл бұрын
Dated a girl like this (narcissist)....had fun while it lasted but it wasnt meant to last...
@phillytheflyerable7 жыл бұрын
oh I've dated some sociopathic girls... oooooh geezus
@pappaOfswe Жыл бұрын
Guys there are lvls of narcissism. U can have some and want too be seen as superior. But still be able too find joy in others succes. If you are very narcsissistic you have exstreme jelleasy if someone is better than you. So the narccsist tries too push that person down. It’s also a personality build on high lvls of low selfesteme. Thats why they have too be better and pushing people down too be seen as admireble in others eyes. They dont have any admiration for themself.
@sarahlauren56433 жыл бұрын
Paul is right though, my mom is a Gemini and she's a master at gaslighting and a narcissist as well. I tried to help her with training the dog today and she full on yelled at me that she doesn't need my help and I need to learn better when to shut up. Gemini's aren't called two faced for nothing.
@starcrafter13terran9 жыл бұрын
You know what they should have done on the list... #4 should have been "loses interest in lists early on" Bill would have lost it!
@Jacktrack75 жыл бұрын
According to those definitions then I'm a sociopath narcissist, no wonder I've been single for like 8 years.
@lucapantellaro14759 жыл бұрын
Wow. That narcissist list had just about every type of character imaginable. By those standards, EVERYONE is at least a little bit narcissistic.
@MisterBones29109 жыл бұрын
Scientific_ Method Well, yeah. Of course. That's how you get ahead and pass your genes on in a community. Make people think you don't suck, while eating a little extra food because "fuck'em."
@frozenrabbit56414 жыл бұрын
I had this playing in the background ... What the fuck am I listening to. Bill Burr "But I am a gemini." What the fuck is this...
@FinalRestingPlace1238 жыл бұрын
Bill isn't a narcissist. He's more of an attention seeking ADD, kind of like a class clown.
@xluigix175 жыл бұрын
So a low level narcissist.
@LuisHernandez-om8wb4 жыл бұрын
No... usually the class clowns are deeply emotional people. I was and it was to cover up for the fact that I had shit at home
@Thiago_Alves_Souza8 жыл бұрын
I'm a gemini as well and don't put much stock into astrology but that natal birth chart and ascedant shit was spot on for me. And in many ways I can be cold but very generous and self sacrificial at other times. That's why I feel that everything Bill says would be something I'd do or say myself.
@t-man51969 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Bill's ever seen his full birth chart. He has a very interesting chart.
@jayare27447 жыл бұрын
You guys are into ASTROLOGY?!?!?!?!??!-- 8:18 --my mind is blown.
@starisesun76925 жыл бұрын
ALLLLLLLL of this was EXACTLY my ex.smh I'm so happy he's gone!!!!!😒
@surajshaw97035 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who checks every box in the narcissist check list... And let tell, he tells the best fucking stories of how amazing he is, like for real... Whenever I am feeling bored, I would just call him over and listen to him yaap about how great and superior he is and how dumb everyone around him is.
@ptowndc7 жыл бұрын
you guys are fuckin hilarious
@leedsdrumacademy8 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or the last 5 mins were a perfect description of Donald Trump?
@redneckbear80905 жыл бұрын
Man it describes every president we have ever had in history, just think of how much arrogance and over confidence someone has to have in there self to believe that they're the greatest choice for an entire nation's future... Sad to say it's almost a requirement for the Job at this point for one person to believe they and only they can change our massive spending budget, foreign policy and interventions, our neverending war on drugs and poverty and last but not least yet the funniest 🧐🤓🤥 *stopping climate change*
@spooninspoon9 жыл бұрын
makes me think of someone so fucking dead on as funny as it is...
@TheOutlawMan9 жыл бұрын
So my ex is a sociopath, basically.
@GeluTavi8 жыл бұрын
+Carlos de la Cruz Same here bro :/
@RossKempOnYourMum018 жыл бұрын
+Tavi Turns out you two used to go out with each other. Plot by M Night Shyamalan.
@xxczerxx8 жыл бұрын
+RossKempOnYourMum01 So an unreliable narrator trope, too - I'm feeling a bit of a Fincher-Shyamalan collab going on here.
@vitocorleone14625 жыл бұрын
04:30 Bill caught himself slippin', nearly told the world how many siblings he had. I heard in one of his older bits that he had like 4, one of them being a sister.
@davidoaklund87864 жыл бұрын
Vito Corleone there is a podcast bill did with conan o’brian, apperantly they have the same amount of brothers& sisters.
@doughalagich50664 жыл бұрын
He has 4 siblings cause in his 2012 special he talks about his dad flipping out on his mom and bitching about his marriage and bill says this was pre chicken soup for the soul pre holy shit i have 5 kids and i don't even know who i am yet
@bean2k3310 жыл бұрын
Things is, alot of these traits describe Bill Burr
@Rondondemarco Жыл бұрын
Facts
@Piatasify10 жыл бұрын
Academics have been interested in comedy for centuries. It isn't envy, it is interest in a fascinating aspect of human nature.
@peasinacan8 жыл бұрын
Lol sounds like my former boss lol
@fjoo9 жыл бұрын
Wtttttf.. Zodiacs..really...
@jorgeshicken8 жыл бұрын
kinda reminds me of a certain orange pseudo-politician
@jc.11914 жыл бұрын
@K A the same you'll feel when you realize you have way too little lube you sociopath
@mihaelaandronache54926 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact waiters and chefs are a special kind of crazy😂
@Zach-Fetters7 жыл бұрын
if I have to be really honest I'm I think I'm a sociopath. I have no remorse I act interested and charming to people I don't know but I can't hide if I don't like someone even if I need something I don't think i experience emotions like most people do holy shit man this sucks
@jc.11914 жыл бұрын
Just see a professional.
@slightly_handy21092 жыл бұрын
Yea, don't go diagnosing yourself. There are a bunch of reasons people have to not process emotions. Depression, recovery from drugs, a whole lotte other shit. And even if you are a sociopath, that's not necessarily a bad thing. It just is.
@Rondondemarco Жыл бұрын
Look at the bright side, sociopaths excell far better in the business world than any other group of people collectively.
@marcellostifelmann9 жыл бұрын
I might just be a narcissist...
@phillach51817 жыл бұрын
dont self diagnose yourself, its just pointless
@MrAce6074 жыл бұрын
Well,.. looks like I have to take time before I eat my sammiches.. does spaghetti count after a hit!?.. ya know, asking for a friend!
@azbag19062 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watch that Amber Heard trial?
@arealchangeiscoming39187 жыл бұрын
5:31 I don't have that lmfo!
@rochefort61214 жыл бұрын
I check all of the narcissist ones lol ... :(
@superxccomega094 жыл бұрын
Lol 13:07
@chrundelthegreat42926 жыл бұрын
13:20 good looking son of a bitch hahahahahah his father said that on F is for family
@AngusStewart018 жыл бұрын
So my last ex was a narcissist then litteraly described my last ex
@anastasiosgramozi4712 Жыл бұрын
12:00
@edwardlewis19637 жыл бұрын
sociopath is a fancy word for selfish.
@rosejohnson-tsosie25529 жыл бұрын
Check out Spartan Life Coach videos on Narcissists, That guy is great!
@xSwordLilyx10 жыл бұрын
I understand how astrology is probably hoopla, but I happen to be characterizable as an Aries despite only learning my sign after I had developed my main personality at about 12 years old. So it's kinda cool. Fuck horoscopes though. Self fulfilling prophecy.
@mikeclark63035 жыл бұрын
Good lookin son of a bitch! 😂
@PrivateAckbar10 жыл бұрын
This made me think of John Maynard Keynes.
@mandlablackrandomdude41084 жыл бұрын
My God I hate that dude, I don't understand him
@balazamon9 жыл бұрын
he is a gemini, sorry bill but zodiac crap was definitively debunked several times
@untitledperson17763 жыл бұрын
You’re no Obama, or me at that, but i may grace you with my presence if you’re ever in Baltimore.
@victorcastillo24162 жыл бұрын
13:10
@lavingshadow3459 жыл бұрын
Your dad sounds like my dad
@johanmccloud929847 жыл бұрын
oooh... is that why nobody likes me ?😓
@husamfahad76908 жыл бұрын
I might be mildly narcissistic.
@devincordray45828 жыл бұрын
well this sucks, my self help cassette is teaching me how to be a sociopath I guess .
@elvis31610 жыл бұрын
They are talking sociopaths, but title is psychopaths. Otherwise, this is funny.
@stevediamond174710 жыл бұрын
***** lol no it isn't.
@ChrisMikeThomas10 жыл бұрын
Steve Diamond My friends dad is a world-renowned psychologist who specialized in child molesters, many of whom are psychopaths. According to him the terms are functionally identical, and the differences are colloquial instead of technical. Dunno though, maybe you know more than he does.
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips9 жыл бұрын
Changed the title. Are you happy douche?
@gavindeulufount20439 жыл бұрын
Like ChrisMike said, it's the same thing. This is just something people on the internet like to throw around when people talk about sociopathy.
@elvis3169 жыл бұрын
MMPC I didn't mean to be douchey. douchy? Mea culpa.
@sleeperawaken363 жыл бұрын
The idea of people studing who comedians are funny, and coming up with the idea that comedians are sociopaths and narcissistic sounds like a joke.. 😆 cause I am just thinking of how comedians answered those questions 😆 😆
@kurzemietis44548 жыл бұрын
Personality depends only on shit But it is so much fun when people are classified by shit, how much easier it is to control if you have set categories of personality shit, cause then you can create your own shit category which is the only acceptable shit. Fallow my shit so i can control your shit and take all the good shit from ya. But im the good guy cause i tell you whats the good shit and what you need, while all i need is just a simple total willing control. Obey, fear and prosper. damn crazy conspiracy shit
@raymonddunnit4125 жыл бұрын
So basically according to this list pretty much everyone is a sociopath or narcissist.
@sadiaansari45744 жыл бұрын
Sorry you and everyone in your life sucks. This list is not common among normal well adjusted people.
@talksick5086 жыл бұрын
Sex for control and more wow This is bpd too lol
@Fomantistoboggan8 жыл бұрын
Pretty much all of those narcissist traits sum up Donald Trump.
@WalterLiddy9 жыл бұрын
Self-diagnosis by people who don't even know what the terms mean is pointless. Bill's usually very entertaining but here he's just displaying his ignorance.
@privateprivate22682 жыл бұрын
👍
@airjawcruz3 жыл бұрын
they mixed this with Borderline Personality Disorder
@chucksawdy72835 жыл бұрын
Bill burr really believes in astrological traits?
@tomk.81463 жыл бұрын
Your'e a gemini?! My respect for your intelligence just dropped off
@GG-eb8sg4 жыл бұрын
damn im a narcissist😯
@Dunning.Kruger7 жыл бұрын
ADHD not ADD
@nikitapardis27393 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump !!!!
@HooverBeast8 жыл бұрын
it seems like paul virzi is covertly saying the whole time that hes pissed that bill doesnt wanna chill with him and he thinks that burr is too cocky. HAHAHA.... SOOOOOO.L... FUNNY... ESPECIALLY THAT ONE WHERE.... ugh so desperate
@iseeicyicetea8 жыл бұрын
bill burr believes in astrology, seriously?
@jayare27447 жыл бұрын
it's at 8:16
@ToGetToTerrapin10 жыл бұрын
Name even 1 German comic...
@DomIstKrieg10 жыл бұрын
Henning Wehn
@ToGetToTerrapin9 жыл бұрын
vangerwen79 touche
@DomIstKrieg9 жыл бұрын
vangerwen79 Austrian.
@spiderjump9 жыл бұрын
Manfred Lorkrajal
@ToGetToTerrapin9 жыл бұрын
teetoo labalaba yes, yes, how could that household name have possibly slipped my mind?