BILL BURR Can Defend His House With A BB GUN 😂

Bill burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way (2014)
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[@joecookieee]

PSA: 22s are deadly.. Don't be mistaken. There is 22LR and 22 short. 22LR will penetrate skull, especially from a rifled barrel. Guns are not toys. Stay safe everyone.

[@RikJSmith]

Hi . What is a " Rifled Barrel " ?

[@stevehagen9804]

@@RikJSmith it’s the spiral groove in the barrel of a gun. Helps with accuracy

[@ryanearl6118]

Your the guy who hears a joke, but has to have a PSA to make sure your internet daddy life is in tact

[@christopheralbano7862]

Fun fact: The 22 short has been the choice of assassin's due to the fact the bullet will enter the skull but lacks the power to exit so it bounces around inside.

[@ivankrylov6270]

You can't hit a moving head if you have to specify "rifled barrel"

[@mikefriend1514]

Such an imaginative way of telling his jokes

[@mrjones5880]

Man Bill funny as a mofo... Throwing a jab pulling the trigger 😂😂😂😂😂

[@friendlyredneckneighbor4326]

Anyone downplaying a 22 caliber has never been shot with one.

[@brickmanpictures6069]

And yet the horridly evil “death machine” ar-15 is a .22 😂🤣

[@derail6996]

Yes it is!

[@ninetyninerising9482]

Sometimes

[@ninetyninerising9482]

Well actually most of the time technically

[@derail6996]

@@ninetyninerising9482 .223!!!

[@JorgeEspinoza-ko4fd]

.223 .556 .300 blk out , never new it had a 22 upper have to check it out

[@ericvassilaros1119]

Meth has entered the chat

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

Meth is a hell of a drug but copper jackets are still stronger

[@ryandunn2930]

@@kimkillillasfuq8212 emphasis on the plural form. A single one is not enough.

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

@@ryandunn2930 okay but define a single meth

[@somayyehabbasi4905]

​@@kimkillillasfuq8212 a speck of powdered meth.

[@billfranks8743]

One shot IS enough. Especially if properly placed.

[@edswope28]

Shot placement is the important thing. A .22 can and has easily killed someone. Shot placement. Even if it doesn't kill an intruder, I'm sure it would make them change their mind about their current plan. In addition to shot placement, there is volume. Once you decide to shoot someone, shoot them often. Just make sure all the holes are in the front. Shooting a person running away in retreat makes a self defense plea problematic.

[@dawsonfude7118]

It makes them think twice, unless they cant think straight. Most crimes are comitted by the drunk or drugged.

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Great advice for those clueless!

[@jondoe4667]

​@@dawsonfude7118 yeah there's a bunch of videos of tweakers being shot 10+ times with a 9mm or 40 cal and still attacking. Adrenaline, and drugs can make people seem superhuman.

[@edswope28]

@@jondoe4667, those videos demonstrate poor shot placement. Watch 'em again. When a person truly determined to defend themselves goes about the proper way, even a tweaker will go down for good. There are videos of that too.

[@jondoe4667]

@@edswope28 yeah I agree that a perfectly placed shot will do its job the first time. Violence usually happens up close and very fast though. So in those situations when you are scared, and adrenaline is at an all time high most people aren't able to place a perfect shot that quickly. I always thought I could efficiently defend myself from an attacker before I started actually training. One of the drills I like to do is go from a relaxed casual position, and when the buzzer goes off I have to draw from the holster and put an accurate shot on target. I practice a lot, and I average about 1.6 seconds. It may not seem like it but that is pretty quick, and it took me a long time and a lot of ammo to get consistent. I use a 6x8 steel target so I can hear without a doubt if it was good or not. The target isn't attacking me either. So God forbid in a real life threatening situation I'm sure I wouldn't be that fast, or accurate. In that case I'd have to rely on more rounds to stop the threat. In a perfect world we wouldn't even have to worry about it.

[@toddblankenship7164]

used to have BB gun fights with my friends in the woods. had to wear safety glasses but ya it hurts.

[@jondoe4667]

Haha we did the same thing as kids. We had a 2 pump rule, but it never lasted. Somebody would get hit and be all pissed off so they'd add a few extra pumps for revenge. I had a bb in my leg for almost 20 years until it finally worked itself to the surface and I was able to cut it out. Even though I did stuff like that as a kid it still terrifies me to think of my little nephews doing the same thing. 😂

[@kenvance5456]

lol, same, we used Daisy single pump. I did get a bb lodged in my neck off a garage door ricochet for a couple days but, lots of fun.

[@ncwordman]

We did this as kids too. We'd camp out all weekend, dress in army fatigues, and wear motorcycle or football helmets. And we'd pick teams, opposing armies, camping in different places, apart from each other. All week long we'd draw up our battle plans, putting different people in command of certain key strikes. lol! And yes, you will feel the BB hit you, and it won't feel at all pleasant. :)

[@Smalltownvalue]

@@kenvance5456my cousin and I would have red Ryder fights even though I was four years younger than him. First time we did he didn’t know how good a shot I was... I had been shooting with a mid 80’s crossman since I was 4, also had a red Ryder and an old Sheridan blue streak 20. Cal with the rocker safety (deadly accurate) so I got to be a great shot. As a kid I hunted daily with the blue streak... First time we played was in an orchard, he was about 30ft away in the v of the base of an apple tree with his head directly in the middle where I could barely see him. I shot him right between the eyes!!!. Looking back I should have never taken the shot but it was absolutely a dead bullseye😂! I did however end up with a bb in the inside of my thigh though for that shot... My cousin was twice my size and I could only run for so long😂😂😂

[@deazl666]

I have been shot with a Crossman 760 BB rifle in the ass and in the back at 40 percent. Bill is correct; I had to regroup.

[@globaldefense13]

a .22 LR can pierce through human body from 400 meter even it can penetrate into a cars body , if it hits your lungs, heart, skull you are done there with one shot , it has min recoil so the aim is almost always perfect , don't mess with any types of guns they all can kill you simple.

[@joncobb9894]

Lol

[@nemesis9022]

It's a joke bruh

[@ramonhernandez4471]

A 22LR can stop a home intruder without waking up any neighbors

[@stringslinger6]

I have watched a 22 put a hole through 12 layers of sheetrock and I have seen one punch through a 2x4 at 100 yards. Back in the 1930's, when my grandfather had no money, he took down deer with a 22 rifle because that's all he had. 22s are deadly in the hands of a skilled shooter. Sometimes they're deadly in the hands of an idiot too.

[@jeremytrueax7434]

I think a bear is the only thing you have to worry about when it comes to 22. Some BB guns can be lethal though. A friend got shot by a pellet gun and it went into his wrist. We used to have BB gun wars and nobody went and regrouped 😂

[@sordidknifeparty]

The thing about small caliber rounds like the 22 is that if they do have enough power to penetrate the skull they almost never have enough power to penetrate the back-end of the skull and so the Bullet gets trapped inside of the brain casing just ricocheting around the inside of your skull turning your brain to soup. This fact can make them some of the most deadly bullets on the market

[@Tom-jq8kf]

you're not wrong. bana

[@hb-3462]

A 22 will kill you! I doesn't have knock down power but it will kill.

[@natesmith2408]

This is a myth. It's always been a myth.

[@villemattila2248]

@@natesmith2408 it does ricochet. Not enough to turn a brain into instant mush, but it'll definitely bounce around. Go buy a sheep and put one .22 in its dome and examine its brain if you don't believe the internet

[@raymondtorres-gy8uj]

@@natesmith2408 What's a myth?? That .22 Will kill You?? If you really think that let me try one on You, better yet i'll start with a BB gun first ok... just like he said un the joke!! 🤦😱😂😂😂💥😂😂

[@ashenmoonclash]

Some pellet gun are way more more powerful than 22s now😂

[@davidbrock4104]

Talk about underrating the 22LR...

[@TheMemo659]

When I was purchasing my first firearm, the grizzled old feller behind the counter had two amazing reasons for me to start with a 22. #1 You can only kill what you hit, and its a LOT cheaper to practice and get good with 22 rounds. #2 If you use a heavy caliber round for home defense in the middle of the night, you are deaf and blind after your first shot.

[@tommymonza]

I’m coming in with a nice 9 mm Bill. Bring your BB gun to a gun fight

[@jamesalba5995]

This dude cracks me up

[@marktombazian6490]

Ha! Meth head Mickey ain't gonna slow down for a magnum shot

[@zangetsukurosaki4027]

Until the intruder is on drugs

[@Nonifull]

My little brother got shot in the eye with a BB gun and nearly lost his eye. My friend's son got shot in the chest with a BB gun and it pierced his lung and had to stay in the hospital couple of days. Still carrying the BB.

[@jacksonpalacios640]

Why did you shoot them?

[@OneBad-rk3in]

You’ll shoot your eye out kid.

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

@@OneBad-rk3in god what a great movie. Surprised woke people haven't canceled it yet (unless I missed that)

[@franktaylor7617]

You can almost completely disable someone by pointing a rubber band at their face. A fully loaded rubber band finger gun can make anyone flinch and turn away.😏

[@tunderstorm2769]

Yeah i guess a bb gun at four joules and 1000 rpm might be a good self defence weapon

[@carlfrye1566]

So Bill has a BB gun for home defense?

[@Doomscrolled]

Look up his shotgun joke. We don’t know what he has except incredible talent for comedy

[@jondoe4667]

The beautiful thing about America is that Me. Burr has the right to choose a bb gun to protect his home. I personally choose something just a touch bigger 🤣

[@Doomscrolled]

You gotta check out his shotgun joke

[@sergentjohncaptain2557]

Well eith enough bbs and firerate you can at max send soneone in the hospital

[@oz_jones]

Smoothbore muskets, because fuck hearing

[@rbhe357]

It's not just the lack of energy in a .22, but the rimfire cartridge being unreliable.

[@littlefitterfitness3411]

Man's never had a bb war

[@johnchandler1687]

My wife worked a trauma center 7 PM to 7 AM for 17 years. The staff agreed- .22s and .25s put more people in the graveyard than all other calibers combined.

[@nicerides9224]

A paintball gun at close range would be nice and painful.

[@ashenmoonclash]

Especially if you plaster them with 50 shots in a few seconds😂

[@shaneleonard7218]

When I was 12, we had bb gun wars as kids. A fking bb gun aunt stopping shit!

[@kenhansew7892]

Ask some viet nam grunts who had their M14 replaced with that smaller‘high velocity’ rounded M16 the difference in stopping the VC. Go ahead…. I’ll wait.

[@thechasecomplex]

Couldn’t find a grunt. What was the difference?

[@thatguypatmckittrick]

12yrs old, i took two pellets in the chest in a.t-shirt and kept charging my step brother, to smack him upside the head with the stock of my Daisy (I was out of bbs, that's why i was running at him). We had BB gun fights throughout our pre-teens. 40+yrs later, the scars look like a chicken pox scar. Sorry bill. If breaking into houses was something i did, you and your 200 shot red rider would be on my weekly schedule. 🙄

[@brianphillips5576]

Famous last words.

[@VestigialHead]

Yeah no sorry Bill. We used to play tag with BB guns as teenagers. So if I am a drugged up crim who has incentive to harm you then a BB gun will not even slow me down.

[@krispytott]

Just remember--these are jokes people. Drugged up intruders will keep charging you after getting hit with multiple 9mm rounds to the torso.

[@Edgein64Shaw-qm6ke]

Both have fed me since I was a kid

[@ninam8089]

Caught you in your elbow 😂😂

[@warrenp8877]

I remember from my 22 cal. days, the box said dangerous within one mile.

[@BillyBobBodine]

Bill Burr for President.

[@joshballesteros22]

I hope that was a joke. I promise a .22 can kill u dead from 100 yards. The difference is speed and weight. The heavier the bullet, the more kinetic energy plus lots of powder to push it equals speeding copper nugget flying at over 3000 fps and the that smashes into our meat bag bodies. That equals damage. 😊hope that helps some of u difficult ones who just bash.

[@i8764theKevassitant]

Definitely just a set up for the jab line and also the regroup joke which were great.

[@hellmalm]

I heard that one of the real advantages of a .22 is that it’s so fu*king loud. It’s not a great idea to have a weapon that’s so loud you will be hesitant to use it. You’re not going to be wearing earplugs or ear protection, when some one wakes you up while breaking in. Also .22’s also often have more ammo in a clip, because it fits, because the rounds are smaller.

[@cody123mph]

The idea is that they can't come back.

[@TheBlackBilly]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@standupgeniuses]

I'm glad you like it 😂

[@k.t7527]

That’s true them BB’s be hurting 😂😂💯

[@michiwonderoutdoors2282]

My buddy killed his 8 year old brother with a .22. He was 13 and they thought someone was trying to break in and he thought the rifle was not loaded.

[@singleasasin]

He's got amazing ideeas !!! ... 😂😂😂

[@sandrag7357]

An A.R. 1would eradicate those problems. And my children would be safe. I never have to look back and worry. Done and gone. Enemy eradicated. Thank you.

[@stumpytheviolator3118]

Thing he left out about the BB gun, some of them designs in dark conditions look like assault weapons. You wouldn't be able to tell it was a BB, you'd be thinking of fuck I should run 😂

[@JohnSmith-mv4qz]

I bet his security are armed with BB guns

[@GregJoshuaW]

i love this guy.

[@edgeuvchaos]

A .22 magnum has around the same power as a 9mm. If you carry a Kel-Tec PMR30 has a 30 round capacity with every magazine and it is a legal pistol. Add a suppressor (with high rise sights) and now you have a really good home defense weapon.

[@bathalamulejackson8965]

Them mfers hurt....we use to play bb gun fight when I was young...them chits hurt...😂😂😂😂

[@Jaspergoo96]

As someone who has been shot wit a Colt .45. It happens so fast that you have minutes before you realize it actually hurt.

[@stevederp9801]

Fun fact. 22lr kills more people every year than any other round. It was the preferred round of the mafia because it’s easy to shoot, doesn’t make that much noise and if you shoot someone in the head with it. The round will just rattle around their brain and absolutely kill them. Also RFK was murdered with a 22 revolver. Don’t pretend they’re not incredibly deadly.

[@user-sj4xh8vq8r]

Nah, on the real a 22 can at times be more dangerous because the bullets can bounce around in you. But , he's right i BB gun shot will really hurt at a reasonably close range 😂😂😂

[@jacobhargiss9909]

Its not hard to rush someone with a bb gun.

[@rogerzapata1302]

It's funny the way he says. I'm coming back

[@spike-4219]

A 22 is far more deadly than you might think, but all guns are deadly.

[@billydelacey]

Pellets hurt worse than BBs.

[@hatchmaster_5745]

Ive been shot by bb guns before, no you dont, it's very comparable to an average wasp sting

[@jordanevans4657]

People have killed bears with a 22. LR Edit: if you get a pellet gun and put Vaseline on the hollow end of the pellet it creates a similar explosive effect that a 22 short has, you might eventually break the gun but it packs a major punch.

[@WhuppopotamusYT]

.22 as long as it doesn’t hit bone can kill from very far away

[@user-oq1qx3yl6p]

22 being a small round at high speeds is a very lethal weapon. Gun of choice for farmers for pigs and cattle as it pierces the skull but doesn't have enough to break through again. Not a statistic I looked up ,my 22 LR has put down at least 9 pigs and 3 steer.

[@jimkammerer5240]

Get a stun gun then you can call the cops

[@HarryNicNicholas]

fun fact: in 2022 there were 18,000 plus armed response deployments in the UK, of those only 4 times were weapons discharged, while in the US in 2022 the police shot over 1,000 people.

[@preacherF-15]

Sorry Bill, but as a retired cop i saw many people shrug off 9mm and even .45 rounds and just keep coming. We had an officer killed by a suspect who advanced 70 feet, absorbing 5 9mm and 7 .45 acp hits before shooting and killing the officer. The coroner called 4 of the hits fatal.

[@fergusonja8]

Could get those BB gun 1200 rpm

[@YourAccountabilibuddy]

RPM...? Or FPS? When did we start measuring linear speed in rotations per minute?

[@warehousejo007]

​@@YourAccountabilibuddy since 20 hrs ago. 😐

[@spoonerman]

​@@YourAccountabilibuddy smg .22 air rifle shoots full auto from belts with pressurised air. Not particularly practical but it would work.

[@Pipizzakitchen]

​@@YourAccountabilibuddy rounds per minute.

[@jamesferguson536]

We used to use BB guns playing war. No worse than a yellowjacket sting. It stings, but someone will beat you to death with that BB gun if you shot them with it.

[@randalbarbour559]

He is awesome

[@marymccloskey1201]

He’s hilarious

[@prophecymontana8235]

Weird fact.... .22s according to FBI stats have more one shot kills than any other caliber.

[@roberthuber977]

Not true a friend on mine was killed by a 22. Went through his rib cage and bounced through his heart.

[@keithwilliams3645]

This dude is funny 😂😂😂

[@edwardsantoyajr6322]

A fucking .22 round goes in one spot can exit out your eye, mouth, ext. Never underestimate the power of a .22 Never underestimate a .22 with a 34round clip capacity mag... I'm sure you'll go bye bye lol

[@just_vish526]

Just make sure they don't make it to court

[@kathywattier4551]

You can put an eye out with that thing. 😂

[@samanthamiller7267]

I don’t even need a gun. I win. Gimme my Trophy life NOW.

[@JR-bj3uf]

.22 is a very deadly round.

[@ozarkmountainwanderer3472]

Guys who've trained with SIM rounds have entered the chat...

[@zaappp1588]

I worked for a state prison and years before I started, the state used .22 rifles. They changed to a .223 because in two separate instances, escaping inmates were shot and the .22 round struck a bone and ricocheted inside the body killing the inmates. The .223 would either shatter bone or pass through the body.

[@patrickoneal4356]

Get L.R. with hollow points and then discuss about how the 22 is just a bb gun. That bullet is gun tear you up/ kill you. You won't have to be jabbing either.

[@lakindabellfo8508]

My friend has been paralyzed for 21 yrs..by a .22 bullet that hit his spine 😢

[@davidbeattie4294]

My father used a Mossberg bolt action .22 to successfully hunt deer. Shot placement is key and you are shooting at closer range but you do not want to underestimate a .22. Its going to spoil an intruder's day

[@leofredette19]

Which 22 are you talking about. There are more than 10 different 22's and they can all kill you.

[@NeoN-PeoN]

.22 is so much more than a roided up BB gun.

[@Leann68]

If you own a .22 you might load it , if you load it you might accidentally shoot someone, if you shoot someone you might piss them off .. all guns can kill but if it’s self defense you’re looking for don’t use a .22 .. I heard that from a famous former military person teaching self defense classes after the military career.

[@digitaldoc1976]

I shot a dude in the neck once with a Winchester 1911 CO2 BB gun and he ran like a baby, screaming. He probably thought that I hit him with something bigger. Nonetheless, the de-escalation was legendary. Alex Schroeder of Carroll, Iowa. Right in the neck. Cried like a baby. Ran away.

[@cjwynn69]

Absolute truth

[@stephenurban9880]

Unless the bad guy is drugged up and doesn't even realize he has been shot.

[@CelticLittleHawk1]

I usually EDC with 124 gr 9mm hp hydro-shoks, unless I'm in the mood to opt for 125 gr hp 357 magnum

[@elgatomoscato230]

Definitely want to get a 22 for the range, but the Saint PDW 5.56 from Springfield Armory is the one I really want

[@BureauATF]

Why? Having a 5.56 in that length is counterintuitive. First, you're losing sooo much velocity, then you're getting a massive fireball in your face with every shot from the unturned gasses. The same gun in a 300 blackout makes perfect sense.

[@Swnsasy]

Here is why I absolutely love Bill over Gary Owen.. Gary can be funny, absolutely, but his comedy was/is always about his space within the black community due to his wife.. Bill, he's been with his wife, she's black, but his jokes don't make that he's invited to the BBQ his entire image... Plus, I mean, he's just fucking funny as hell!! 😂

[@TyPhenirW0LF]

A BB Gun cannot be used for Self Defense against a determined attacker. It can, however, be used to seriously escalate just about any situation.

[@Shotzno]

I have always said those co2 BB guns would hurt so bad to be shot with. Not like the little pump ones we had as kids.

[@Marvolo14]

Take it from someone who's been shot with a large caliber, the brain is incredible at blocking pain and trauma after getting shot. I have minutes of that night right after being shot that are just gone from my memory. According to evidence and police I was running around with blood spraying, but I can't remember any of that. My brain totally had me on autopilot. And it was around 30 minutes before I felt any pain at all. Broken bone was grinding together and I could feel and hear it, I had third and second degree flash burns in and around the bullet hole, torn tendons, but I couldn't feel it because I was so flooded with adrenaline. So don't assume that just because you shoot someone that they will run from you or stop being a threat. If their fight response kicks in they very well could become an even bigger immediate threat to you. They may run at you and not even know what they are doing because they are in shock and flooded with adrenaline. Thr human body and what it can do is wild.

[@Tom-jq8kf]

I know one thing. ,,,,I wouldn't want to be shot by a .22!!!!

[@afellowamericanafellowamer5317]

Bill is so funny. He's wrong about a .22. A .22LR hollow point will kill a guy. But what he says a BB gun will do, a .22 will do better. It makes a big noise and in the dark big fire comes out.

[@bubbaberto123]

Well 357 he won't be coming back

[@sammysam2615]

Many hitmen from the mob preferred weapon was a 22 not sure why but clearly it was effective

[@DameDeadpool]

Put some garlic oil on your bullets 😉