Bill Burr & Nia - Bill Takes Nia To An Italian Restaurant

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[@dionrinaldo9668]

I like it when nia is on. She brings out some good comedy in bill Sign of a good relationship too for what it's worth

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

@JustinBieber and you're an incel

[@047Kenny]

JustinBieber incel spotted. Literally if you don’t like the chemistry between these two I can only assume you want a boring submissive, lame bitch that has no original thoughts and goes along with everything you say. Yes Nia is a little extreme but what the fuck bill is extreme asf. Polar opposites attract go find you a happy middle ground

[@73THUNDERDOME73]

"You don't know how good you got it, layydee!!" 🤣

[@akbar10kw]

"MOST GUYS WOULD HAVE LEFT BY NOW"

[@agoodamerican614]

Billy's nia impression sounded like a stoned daffy duck😂🤣

[@AdADglgmutShevanel]

I used to only listen to the Bill clips, but I've been listening to ones with Nia nonstop because they have such a great dynamic

[@TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsCunt]

People need to chill. Nia was fine here. In fact they were hilarious together here.

[@NoctemAeternusMusic]

I think the point they’re making is she often ridicules people for doing the same thing.

[@snowmann1687]

I wanna be an actor

[@iswish_41]

No, she wasn’t.

[@Joemommas]

Lmao Nia- "Hey Paisan" that was a good italian impression

[@pjm5678]

Joe D Gabagool

[@1988ZER]

Everything Bagel lol

[@TiberiusHassius]

You guys are perfect for each other!

[@giomjava]

These two make me LAUGH 🤣🤣

[@vitocorleone1462]

Bill's soul food analogy was spot one and hilarious

[@LegitimateJuice]

Pretty sure it was spot two

[@KB-nz6bv]

Why do white act like y’all don’t make fun of black all the time 😂

[@issuefish7875]

Yea your dynamic with Nia on podcast is great. You guys are hilarious

[@DG360MaN]

am i te only one who like nia??

[@patriciagreen9396]

DG360MaN I like her.

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

Almost, yeah. Her social political tendencies are hypocritical and obnoxious. If you're black or a woman then you're guaranteed being oppressed by everything, and if you're white or a male that isn't black then you're 100% getting passes and free rides and a good childhood and a nice white sheltered life. Which is ironically racist.

[@jarhead3571]

@ABRAXAS Why is there never something in between? It's either people label you as a fan or hater. Nia has had some of the best and worst moments of the podcast, that's just my opinion. She can be entertaining and make good points but also irritating and way too emotional. Bill can be like this too from time to time. Tigerbelly (Bobby Lee's podcast) has the same thing where you criticize his gf and are considered a hating virgin. It can be the other way where you're called a white knight. There are haters but there's also valid criticism.

[@J.K.Moerkved]

Nia is actually fuckin hilarious omg

[@dennomuli]

gabagoo

[@anonymoussethian1323]

That was really fun!!!

[@marvinthemartian857]

Adorable

[@mlhussivxi]

I like how their laughs reflect each other’s 😅

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

we actually don't do that 3 fingers back and forth to signal we like food, that's more like "The fuck you want?" or "I don't know"

[@sneakyturtle6143]

I am an asian. It’s not offensive, it’s hilarious.

[@mny1981]

C'mon guys.. These 2 are hilarious.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

mony riles they compliment each other really well. Their dynamic is hilarious.

[@jesslovesrammstein]

Lmao

[@vindigregorio6697]

LMAO I would have laughed out loud.. I don’t think I know anyone that would be offended by what Nia did. 😂

[@devona.gallowaytravis3916]

Nia is great.

[@bernlin2000]

3:49 Lovely 🙂

[@el1061]

Ohhhh LOOK its ed sheeran and jenna pegouskie eatin sgheetti heeeerrrrre

[@bb1111116]

An example of when somebody is being politically correct but they don't want to admit they are being PC. While Nia understands what's going on with Bill and brilliantly knows when to play it straight and went to laugh at his jokes. Always a fun couple.

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

Wait....so was the Italian place run by all Italians or something, and they were like, "Mama Mia, I'll-a show-a theese-a son-a-of-a-beech-a who's-a laughing-a last-a bibbiddy boobidy" and they all came in your creme of mushroom soup? Is that an accurate depiction of the scene that night?

[@Cheeks730]

man i want to find someone that i can laugh with and understand me like nia get bill.

[@treacherousjslither6920]

Everyone wants that. Bill's a lucky man.

[@Tealmaker]

I’m so confused like what did he accomplish or what is the video showing? Besides him getting sum at the end?

[@Triumphator616]

Macaroni is an Italian term, Nia.

[@rckism4198]

maaan dont fuck with waiters, be nice to people when ordering food especiallyyyyy fucking fast food drive thru. i dont want my food fucked with.

[@80sgermanporn]

I admire their relationship, wish i could find someone who compliments me like Nia does you Mr Burr, lucky

[@mrdropkicker1]

I’m pretty sure Thomas Jefferson invented Mac and Cheese (or at least popularized it) and if that’s the case, then it’s all American

[@buildfear]

Well, you're wrong mate. It was a 13th century italian receipe. As with everything in your shithole of a country, it was stolen from another culture/nation then made worse by filling it with additives and fat and gross plastic cheese.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

It would have been really disrespectful if you yelled at one of the waiters "Get ya fucken shine box!!!!"

[@vitocorleone1462]

Macaroni and cheese is not Italian

[@hoodyhoo1004]

Yes it is dummy

[@Wavemaninawe]

Alright, ive been listening to this loveable lunatic for i dont know how many years now. And i still dont know what Italian dish "gabagoo" is!!! 😂 Anybody? Come on.

[@patriciagreen9396]

Wavemaninawe It's not a dish, it's a cold cut. He is saying capicolla.

[@LakeAndBake]

There are black Italians too

[@krixxset2214]

No there is not.

[@aishax01]

@@krixxset2214 yes there are, just as there are White South Africans

[@CaptainTr1pps]

@@krixxset2214 it's a stone throw from Africa. There are definitely black Italians. It's also a bit of prejudice between north and southern Italians

[@xdz1039]

@@CaptainTr1pps southern italy is a stone throw away from North Africa and people from there are not even black. You are thinking about sub Sahara Africa which is very far from italy. No, if a northerner calls a southern african he does it like a cultural insult not related to skin color.

[@hokagedlo6133]

Yes there are.

[@avrillovugne]

second

[@corytrevorson1411]

Most guys woulda left by now!

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

Maccaroni and cheese is ONLY an american thing. You guys don't make ANYTHING even slightly similar to italian food. Mabye steak in the south

[@akg_table]

Every so often Nia doesn't bring down the podcast, she just lets it coast

[@dustyfuller6007]

If a white guy were to impersonate a black guy in front of nia I bet she would be the first to get pissed off.

[@KB-nz6bv]

Y’all are so hypocritical Lmaoo burr mimics blacks all the time stop being so sensitive

[@Chloeeezyyy]

Her husband already does this, though.

[@jojomojojones]

Nia, the snob.

[@Zoologic21]

It's this woman's inconsistency that kills me, reminds me ironically of that letter sent in to Bill about that black girl that liberally used Italian quips, slangs and stereotypes when she was not Italian. THEN, she throws a bitch fit and tries to have it both ways by reporting another co-worker who was singing along, I think to some Jay-Z song, for singing lyrics that "weren't for him" because he wasn't black. I don't mean to turn into the one perpetuating stereotypes myself, but one thing I've always noticed is black people getting all up in arms about any little minor transcendence of their culture to other races, but feel free and entirely justified to do the same without thinking how it could be offensive to other races.

[@gingerspice108]

I really enjoyed this rant and would like to subscribe to your rant letter.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

If you're making Ds in school, you'll get mad at anyone that calls you stupid.

[@KB-nz6bv]

I’m sick of white people acting like y’all aren’t JUST as hypocritical come on

[@roberttraverso7352]

I usually like Nia but in this case as an Italian I have to warn her she can expect a couple guys to come around to teach her about respect.. Just sayin. lol

[@muskokamike127]

And you just KNOW she'd lose her shit if she saw some white guy acting all Jimmie Walker ghetto....Nia is funny at times but she's the biggest hypocrite on the planet. case in point: every time a guy writes in about his gf cheating on him, "forgive him, she only did it because he must have been ignoring her" if a guy cheats on HIS gf? "dump his ass"

[@brooklynebony]

Both of you sound like complete morons.

[@KB-nz6bv]

@@brooklynebony agreed.

[@motonegros]

Nia is Bill's Yoko Ono

[@dennomuli]

get outta yah mom's basement

[@Zoologic21]

Great way to describe the strain in their relationship actually

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

@@Zoologic21 strain on their relationship? Are you their therapist?

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Spitting in food is a legit worry. I did it. I even put a booger in a black lady's dessert because of her 'tude. One guy kept eye drops to put in drinks. Supposedly, caused diarrhea. No matter how shitty the service, keep your decorum. We hate you too. One lady made me so mad I was goin to mail her a box of shit because I had her home address from credit card. Alas, I did not. But, there are a lot of parolees, addicts, sociopaths in a restaurant. By all means, complain when its legit. Make fun of, have a tantrum, be a douche...you will eat the unmentionable.

[@Zoologic21]

It's shit like this that makes me hate Nia. Yeah, who hasn't been racist or done something "stereotypical" towards another race? That's not the issue here, the issue is that Nia likes to show up Bill and display how morally upright she is. It's bullshit because she talks about white people being racist and inaccurate representation of minorities in real life, yet she doesn't care to stop herself from doing what is very clearly an offensive gesture to many Italians. Her excuse is bullshit, "because it's fun", like I love how she gets to act as "insensitive" as she claims everyone who isn't a minority acts, but God forbid anyone else do it.

[@clack185]

are you upset? :(

[@paolo44250]

We italian are not 50% black . You racist americans , only some people from the south are maybe half blacks , but in sicily a long time ago vikings came so you can also find people with nordic features in south italy .

[@putintheman4415]

egfrwe asfe people from northern African weren’t even majority black either they were full of brown people so either way that doesn’t make Italians black.

[@KB-nz6bv]

Wtf are you talking about lmaoooo no one said Italians were half black idiot

[@KB-nz6bv]

@@putintheman4415 lmao and what are brown people?

[@ItsAllAboutGuitar]

Nia is so bad that she can make one of the best comedians to ever live unbearable to listen to.

[@28481]

Does anyone know if the rumor Nia cheated on him is true??

[@docjohnson4432]

Frank Synagogue Since you just tried to start it im guessing know. I cant stand her but it didnt happen.

[@griffyes3962]

Wives are wives whatever but she has started to come on a little more than I would like

[@Ronin1108]

Griffy Es you gotta think about it, she's I assume on mat leave taking care of the Lil one, while bill records at home for the most part. It's not outside the realm of possibility that until she's back up and running there's gonna be some osmosis with her hopping on the show every now and again.. I just keep thinking nia is a physical representation of bills true love- Patrice lol

[@vjekobasic7059]

He has to stop including Nia, for god's sake.

[@charliedillon1400]

She can't manage to not somehow wander into the room during every podcast. Can't she go get her nails done or something two hours a week FFS?

[@vasilkronstein7398]

Well if it says bill and nia in the damn title just dont watch it if you dont like her lolol