Bill Burr & Nia - Women Inventors

billburr.com/ and www.allthingscomedy.com/

[@Unibot47]

"It's gonna be a quick read" "There's more guys on the clippers than women inventors" LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@sahilvig22]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thefbi4068]

Regular Old Plumbus this was 4 years ago bro

[@KTKZon58]

"That fuckin chauvinism paid for that bowl of feminism"😂😂😂😂😂

[@fireismyblood]

"You call yourself a feminist and you don't know your starting lineup." hahaha that's fucking gold

[@cabbagesftw]

If a woman drove a god damn garbage truck down the street it would be a lifetime movie lmfao

[@jonhiggins2012]

+cabbagesftw LOL

[@michaelsieger9133]

i DIED that was hilarious

[@turtleinashirt]

Truer words were maybe never spoken probably.

[@vmonroig21]

There one in Hollywood fl lol hit her up

[@brettbewley5798]

This is a perfect example of why I don't get the people who complain when Nia is on the podcast. Hearing them rip on each other is consistently entertaining.

[@oedipamaas2067]

Brett Bewley its funny i agree, but her opinions can be so vitriolic and she can often act as a block or completely derail the podcast

[@Brainfart604]

...something Bill Burr isn't know for himself. Alright. So anyways. I dunno.

[@timferrell6979]

@BERSERK your name rings true

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Because bill attracts sexist men.

[@pslim68]

She's fantastic

[@thomasrothrock]

"that takes care of the A's"

[@DFossss]

I Cried 😂😂

[@Daniel-vu4qu]

I fucking died at that comment

[@MrBulshoy]

Funny stuff. Bill's in maximum trolling mode. I like when Nia is on. They play off each other and it's funny.

[@supastar25]

MrBulshoy haha troll level 101 from Bill,especially in the beginning

[@TheWorldsStage]

I love how a lot of commentators don't understand they're just fucking with each other and take it so damn seriously

[@fightingmedialounge519]

No, most are men.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

@Kyle Snyder I could show you the comments on pretty much any video where nia freaks out saying things like"typical women logic".

[@dr.p.wellington3604]

Their back and forth is therapeutic

[@mielerodriguez5678]

"that takes care of the A,s." lol

[@Solaris185]

"This is gonna be a quick read" I'm dying

[@supastar25]

"Coz you're a brooooaaaaad!"

[@supastar25]

***** 7:21 haha

[@PurushNahiMahaPurush]

7:23 xD

[@drunkjohnny218]

“Be nice to me on the podcast” I love this marriage so much 😭

[@No-1.In.Particular]

“What did you guys invent, Skippy Peanut Butter?” 🤣👌

[@andrewd1923]

Bill knows how to speak to the lay-dees lol

[@Shablue1]

"Mary Anderson, Barbara Askins that takes care of the A's" "If you's drove a goddamn garbage trash down the street, you'd have a lifetime movie." Fucking classic.

[@glennyeah]

famous women inventors. this should be a quick read hahahahah

[@qtar1984]

Yes because most of women inventors had the credit stolen by a male peer.

[@wayge]

​@@qtar1984 im a male feminist MAAAAANN

[@047Kenny]

Quinton Thornes shes not gonna fuck you bro

[@vorbo01]

@@qtar1984 yeah keep telling yourself that 🤣

[@jeremy0440]

Quinton Thornes ohhh jeeezus

[@shanebrisland6737]

The fact this guy is married gives me hope.

[@Red_1911]

Not saying Nia is a gold digger at all. But it doesn’t matter how ugly you are if you have a few millions in your pocket, you can get anyone. He’s also hilarious

[@High_Monk]

@@Red_1911 He didn't say anything about Bill being ugly, he's an average dude, not ugly. He's an asshole and not afraid to show it, that was the point.

[@fumothfan9]

Nia was there for him when he was starting out though. When he had the air matress in the 1 room studio apartment. He even has a stand up bit going one night into a bad neighborhood just to see her

[@idontgetlaidbut]

@@Red_1911 they've been dating since the mid-2000s so I don't think the couple millions in the pocket argument works here. I think people should admit the reality here, sometimes you just find the "one" and live happily ever after.

[@nicskeptic]

"Ya know what, you're mic's turned down for a reason" hahahahah

[@KTKZon58]

God, they have such a great relationship....I'm rootin for em. Cuz if these two can't make it, nobody can❤️

[@maximthefox]

Urgh hand me the bucket

[@Nikketmzee]

You people idolize famous couples too much without knowing their life is really like. Look at all these songs talking about will and Jada now look at them.

[@nightfighter7452]

@@Nikketmzee bill and nia aren't will and jada are they?

[@supastar25]

I loved this exchange...people take things too serious they're just joking

[@SamUHells]

Bill is joking in a realistic way😂 he knows all he’s saying is true but he says it jokingly so his wife doesn’t get toooo pissed lmao

[@Pulguita225]

@Slaterhater no, she is though...

[@MorteSeoinage]

cute couple.. made well for each other :)

[@Hazzard65]

MorteSeoinage I love them, I think the best podcasts are when they are both on together.

[@jerico80]

I almost spit out my drink when he said can opener.

[@OniSyphon]

"Did you start thinking about dresses on the way to the kitchen?" Oh, Billy Boy.

[@addysolari92]

"I have the sniffles!"I lost it, dude

[@theduder2617]

I am sitting here in complete awe. NEVER have I witnessed a couple more in tune with each other's intent. To be able to have this discussion minus ALL of the anger which usually tags along tells more than most will detect. I would finally be happy in life if I could simply meet a fellow HUMAN willing to look past the words in order to understand the intent. The way Bill started this was absolutely hilarious. I braced for an impact that simply never occurred. These two are in an actual REAL relationship. The rest of us can learn a LOT from this one single clip.

[@rajastylez]

Bill and Nia's conversations would make an interesting and funny sitcom.

[@jonathanp1886]

"Because I was up all night trying to find something you guys did.." Holy shit that killed me

[@Y2JLionHeart]

First rule of the Monday Morning Podcast: You do not take the podcast seriously. Second rule of the Monday Morning Podcast: YOU DO NOT TAKE THE PODCAST SERIOUSLY.

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

"i have the sniffles, I don't feel good. This is my comfort food" dahahahahahaha

[@ElGordo2497]

Nia is awesome! Everyone hating here is acting like children. She's not gonna be exactly like Bill and she's not gonna take Bill's comments without come backs. This is all in good fun and you guys are acting like she's the enemy.

[@infinitemelanin4261]

TheFatty2497, alot of his fans are women hating racist.

[@pugwhisperer6502]

Because some of her opinions are very much like that of a radical feminist

[@TextlefSchrempf]

@@infinitemelanin4261 awww poor thing. Evwy one who disagwees with me is a wacist.

[@unspecifiedaccount]

"Did you start thinking about dresses on the way to the kitchen?" Hahaha, that's gold.

[@rayray6490]

Love or hate Nia.....shot glass of water is brilliant though

[@mishaj5588]

I love them together....I'm in tears every time.

[@MrOasis316]

People hear are talking shit about her but she seems cool and a laugh.

[@fauxbro1983]

a nice big bowl of feminism

[@pylon567]

She really is pretty funny. You can tell their dynamic of a relationship works for them.

[@SsoulBlade]

"but she seems cool and a laugh" And bitch most of the time.

[@petergreene1606]

hear????????

[@sumeahsking8019]

MrOasis316 Learn how the difference between here and hear and get back to us dumbass.

[@OBENSquad_21]

Hahaha 😂😂😂 This is the best marriage ever They argue in a healthy way

[@sexymexijesse]

List of women inventors Bill: This is gonna be a quick read. 😂🤣

[@WiteBizkit]

I love how when he quizzed Nia she got it right so he just completely cut it down with “why is that amazing?” Hahahahahahaha

[@1ColdFuture]

As soon as he said "cause I'm better than you" I thought of the great Patrice Oneal.

[@Azlorn]

My toes stink for your tongue, "tough guy..."

[@thompson223]

God he goes in hard on her 😂 she's a champ to be able to take it as a joke

[@kevinmurtagh4996]

I could listen to Bill and Nia all day every day.

[@kylewhitehead1684]

I've got to say it because of all you guys trashing her, I think Bill lucked out with Nia and vise versa. As a fellow argumentative shit stirrer, I would kill to have his relationship. People of Bill's breed can't function within a traditional relationship dynamic nor can people like Nia, but here they're in their element. I think they're fucking perfect for each other.

[@infinitemelanin4261]

Kyle Whitehead, Yeah alot of his fans are very sexist and racist.

[@kylewhitehead1684]

Kiki Georges I haven't seen much racism but woman hating certainly. He cultivated an audience many years ago and he's grown as a person but many of his fans are frozen in time.

[@mitchellfrancis8978]

Honestly she just has some dumb opinions, and that she has a tendency to defend women even if the dude is clearly in the right. I like her and she’s funny, but I’m just saying, people who shit on her aren’t necessarily sexist or racist.

[@mrs8171]

She HAMMERED you hard with "reading" the Steven Adler Bio.

[@tylorroach1672]

they are perfect for each other. I love Nia for taking his shit and her responsibility responding with the same dish and finding the humor of it all. maybe....

[@frederickpasco7607]

6:01 best Bill laugh so far

[@goodbrothermusic2740]

"and Steven Adler's auto-biography doesn't count" I fucking died when Nia said that

[@iconoclancy]

"What's the matter, did ya start thinkin' about dresses on the way to the kitchen?" Just when I thought he was done he scored another fuckin TOUCHDOOOWN!

[@proletariatbourgeoisie9929]

"There's like 12 names!! There's more guys on the Clippers than there's fucking women inventors! Mary Anderson, Barbara Askins. That takes care of the As!" had me rolling xD

[@NeliusSan]

When he said "why is that amazing?" I fucking died

[@AnnedolfFrankler911]

I feel like I can tell from this video that their relationship is made out of diamonds - it's fucking unbreakable! Props to those two, hope they have an amazing life together!

[@alanfournier3071]

You guys deserve each other! Ya kill me.

[@noahchambers8988]

“Your mic is turned down for a reason” 🤣

[@cameronmolyneux339]

“There’s a reason your mic is turned down” 😂

[@kevinmiller5051]

3:32 "Nia, do you think I'm serious?" *Random old rugged cowboy chimes in* "Yes."

[@bigh7972]

Rollin, rollin, rollin Billy circling the wagons…. love the banter between Billy/Nia…

[@MarcosHernandez-ne2jx]

“You call yourself a feminist and you don’t even know your starting lineup”... hahahahaha 😂😭

[@tracystephens5014]

7:39 7:50 Absolutely lost it..lmfao!!!

[@kbraxton80]

Hmmmm I know what women invented....people!! Lol. I love Bill and Nia💜

[@TheEnlightenup]

Women co-invented people. xD

[@jeffbridges5312]

HAHAHA! Hilarious. No, you're nothing more than an _incubator_ for a child. You have about as much to do with creating human life as a rooster crowing with the sun coming up in the morning.

[@ddrruummmmeerr]

Why the hate on Nia? Podcast is better with her on it.

[@MoRgUe27]

False

[@Timothy-om8xd]

Marvin Leaventer I think Bill's better with her because he's constantly arguing lol. Hes forever sharpening his wit. But Nia just reeks of sanctimony. She's got a better than you attitude because she says so. And as I typed this he dropped the garbage truck lifetime movie line. Holy fuckin shit hilarious

[@MGabril1]

the common denominator in your comments; black people. Thats your issue, an issue with black people

[@karlbreux1607]

Daz when does lebrons wife ever speak a word?

[@motfubb]

"Because I'm better than you" RIP Patrice

[@SuburbanTrash]

"Cuz Im better than you" 😂😂😂😂 Sometimes on the nose works

[@uberandy666]

Bill & Nia are fucking perfect for each other. They both diss it out hard, and then laugh about it 2 second later, while most couples would be pouting at each other for days after.

[@winkles2314]

A platoon of shoes 😂

[@patrickbranch9001]

Bill: this water tastes sweet. Nia: hope you enjoy the antifreeze

[@andrewptob]

Bill is so fucking funny. The banter back and forth was hilarious too.

[@mattworthen5035]

I love this relationship

[@RashtaEinthisB]

perfect couple

[@JTMsish]

Jesus Christ, Bill's the funniest man alive!

[@adamsidlow3900]

“Nia do you think I’m serious? (yus)”

[@drsuperbus]

I dont understand the heat shes getting, I mean at the end they seem to get along fine. Sure there's tension but at least its not as boring as most of the commentators lives

[@ignaciocamacho5564]

they just have the arguments in front of us that most couples are afraid to have in private

[@nunyabusiness4651]

"If you drove a garbage truck down the street it'd be a lifetime movie" Fucking Gold!!!

[@rapinncapin123]

love u bill 😹😹

[@ayysleepy7253]

If a woman drove a garbage truck down the street, they'd make A FUCKIN' LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT IT! 😂😂😂

[@crazytrinibago]

Most guys dream of a girlfriend/wife relationship where u can bust each others balls like this & be honest. Where she can give it and she can take it. You're a lucky guy Bill. She's perfect for you.

[@pavlovsworld9122]

This is my favourite bit all time of bill & nia

[@TCt83067695]

awwww-awwww when she tells him she loves him

[@thegrimyeaper]

Nia's got some serious attitude for someone who answers any question with "I don't know".

[@MisterFridayOMG]

+thegrimyeaper He did marry a Black woman.

[@Jeng95]

+Tim F. Dafuq does that mean?

[@karlbreux1607]

Y'all fuck off they got a great relationship.

[@crazytrain7721]

Karl Breux I figured a woman must have written that comment, but it was not :/ god help us all

[@RonMexico7]

yeah and so does bill. bill will always be very opinionated and then say at the end "i don't know why you guys listen to me, i'm a fucking idiot". people get so worked up because it's not their lord and savior bill burr. they play off each other very well. it's just comedy.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

10:30 - that's just pure genius :D

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

4:20 Another golden moment! 'no...' LMAO

[@thescoutabout]

If you drove down the street in a garbage truck it would be lifetime movie!

[@DesolationAngel101]

People and their foreplay . . .

[@InfuZedShaDoWz]

I always come back to this clip it’s fucking hilarious

[@Tc-nu8cu]

bill's my hero

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

3:31 I love this moment!! 'yes...' LMAO

[@coreyfrasnelly7364]

Bill fuckin kills me dude is so right and so funny

[@keithjohnson3534]

YEAH! Go 👑 go!

[@dennisrossonero]

kinda sexist Bill versus always feminist Nia is always funny

[@supastar25]

dennisrossonero I find their exchanges funny...I think people take some of these too serious judging from the comments...most of it is all just banter.

[@sangunpark8734]

for real, they're obviously having fun

[@giomjava]

God fucking dammit, these two are SO SWEET!! Love you both

[@davef00te]

This is great😅😅😅

[@chaosinorderrr]

Awwww!

[@calebreed3300]

it's true what they say, opposites attract.

[@charlesmondon1803]

For sure this gave him the idea of the Salad Tosser in F For Family hahaha !

[@BrendanMcGinley]

Nia and Bill are going to be the best argumentative old couple.

[@Herks969]

Nia seems really cool, ofc shes going to sometimes defend her own gender, she'd probably be boring if she didn't, but shes mature enough to realize it's all always a joke. (most of the time)

[@thashen1690]

"Cause im worth more than you" lololololol

[@chasemcdaniel3620]

Nia is so sweet. "I married you because I love you " 8) awwww But shes cool because she can bitch like a pro and not get mad

[@poppetteppop1324]

gold

[@psychicbyinternet]

I know he's joking but I had to look it up anyway :P. - Marie Curie invented discovered radium and polonium and created the theory of radioactivity which led to the invention of X-rays - Melitta Bentz invented coffee filters and started the Melitta brand - Temple Grandin was already mentioned - Rosalind Franklin helped discover DNA with a few others - Caresse Crosby invented the bra - Katherine Burr Blodgett invented non-reflective glass (real world application: camera lenses, glasses, car windshields, computer screens) - Stephanie Kwolek invented Kevlar (bulletproof vests, military helmets, work gloves, sports equipment, fiberoptic cables) - Lillian Moller Gilbreth invented the foot-pedal trash can - Elizabeth Magie invented Monopoly - Mary Anderson invented windshield wipers - Marion Donovan invented disposable diapers - Bette Nesmith Graham invented liquid paper/whiteout - Tabitha Babbitt invented the circular saw and false teeth - Mary A Delaney invented the retractable dog leash - Sarah E Goode invented the folding cabinet bed - Maria Telkes designed the first solar heating system and thermoelectric refrigerator - Patsy Sherman invented Scotchgard with Samuel Smith And this woman will probably be on Bill's shit list: Josephine Cochrane invented the first (reliable) dishwasher.

[@lrn_news9171]

He's not joking and he's correct. Men, white men to be specific, invented and built almost everything you see around you

[@lrn_news9171]

@@loqi7217 Because invoking race is much more controversial but indeed there are quite many people who discuss racial differences in accomplishments

[@micmastaz]

Anyone saying they hate Nia should calm down. From what I can tell, they have a relationship where fighting is a conversation piece, not a big deal, stop hating on Nia cause they disagree. And remember people this is coming from a Patrice fan and fellow misogynist.

[@joshuablack8221]

Hilarious!!

[@mikemiller5637]

Nicely done, Nia.

[@dochollidaysraidersintel6466]

"If you guys drive a garbage truck down the street it becomes a Lifetime movie."