Bill Burr & Nia - Bill And Nia Argue Over A Protein Bar

[@tjpryor4052]

"I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." Lmao

[@abdulmohsen]

i dont understand this joke, pls eggsplain

[@TreAtsY88]

​@Illmatic 1 so does 'flip out' is more used amongst one group of people and 'pop off' with another? I thought they have different meanings. thanks in advanced!

[@likepie321]

@@TreAtsY88 Yes white people use flip out and is apart of General American English mostly spoken by white people Pop Off is apart of AAVE or African American Vernacular English and is generally spoken by black people.

[@TreAtsY88]

@@likepie321 thanks for the explanation

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

@Illmatic 1 Bro, going by his name he might be from a place outside of America... It's entirely possible and very likely he doesn't know the subtleties of various sub-cultures in America. Chill.

[@blammod664]

Nia's impression was incredible.

[@DASRH]

Blammo D FUCKIN!

[@dankestranch8738]

FACKIN

[@jaydaniels6172]

'Bustin my ass' he does say that a lot lol

[@lobitopr]

I know! I was like WTF is talking right now?! Lol.

[@LilCharlie9488]

....FUCKINNNNN.....

[@acrustykrab]

These arguments are healthy imo, usually the average person surrenders their will and quietly builds up malice lol

[@alejandrobonfil2818]

a crusty krab yeah ngl I have done this a couple of times with my wife and it makes arguing better. It makes you think about both sides

[@KTF0]

Agreed. When it ends in laughs it's much healthier.

[@kingchris7782]

Facts

[@HPSFRoadrunner]

I want a love like Bill and Nia.

[@aramwatters]

DUDE! fucking brilliantly said

[@iamborat100]

This was the best Nia/Bill segment since "Nia hits her head" which is up there with "Nia mad at Bill for looking at a laaaaaaaydeeee".

[@supastar25]

The "Women inventors" clip was also funny...sometimes they bounce off each other so well

[@TheAnkie0808]

hey the "Sandwich", "Dancing wedding", "Amazon and Uber" also hilarious! XD "Advice: Girlfriend's Breath Stinks" also on my list LOL

[@timrenner9864]

not checking out is still the best so god damn funny

[@hj3363]

Cheers to you lot, gonna search for all these .

[@russotv9867]

Just commented on this so I can reference back and watch all these vids lol

[@kiddisley5890]

I find it really precious how bill will keep trying to make nia laugh if she doesn't laugh at one of his jokes. He tries harder and harder till she laughs its cute as hell.

[@philiplewis1989]

"I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." I couldn't stop laughing. . .

[@sethnewlin510]

I love how Bill and Nia are constantly fighting about something, yet they almost always end up laughing about it. They’re perfect for one another

[@rubykrussg]

I love their "fights" how honest they are, and direct. No bullshit. No fear. And so much laughter!

[@Ciciulins]

They're lucky to have each other

[@h2bizzle]

As if Bill wasn’t hilarious already, Nia is hilarious too- when they’re together... a riot!! Thank goodness she has a wonderful laugh too. 😂 I love these two

[@subwayjrod1]

I am punching the bed laughing so hard. I love when she’s on the show

[@dominic667]

Poor bed

[@svetamakoveeva318]

I love the way bill talks to her lol

[@Sam-um9nu]

Suckmyballz Gameplays hey man...

[@alexmini123]

@SlayerPayback lol, umm, so is bill you fucknut.

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

Your relationship with your bed sounds unhealthy

[@felicitymissfels2536]

" first of all, I don't pop off, I'm white, I flip out" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Subject__]

"rather then insulting eachother-" "I WANA SAYYYYY" "rather then insulting each other" ".. YUUUU" "Nia god damit this is my podcast.. ill take your purple sock off RIGHT *NOW* " i cant breath 😂😂😂

[@Wimplo86]

*Normal couples fight* Me: “Well now it’s awkward...” *Bill and Nia fight* Me: “This is the greatest thing ever!”

[@AK907guy]

"Ffffaahhhkinnn" I think Nia's impersonation of Bill is spot on

[@DASRH]

They are the best couple.

[@aprilrich5414]

DASRH THE TRUTH HANDS DOWN

[@JasonLovesLife]

Holy shit, Nia’s impression was spot on.

[@eveeve8254]

I love how Bill went "ok white people from Massachusetts sound like they're always angry" and the moment Nia said "yea" he went "oh so its ok to blame race now??". Went right in.

[@CieloDesign]

hahaha one of the funniest Bill & Nia conversations right up there with women inventors...

[@TheAnkie0808]

hey the "Sandwich", "Dancing wedding", "Amazon and Uber" also hilarious! XD "Advice: Girlfriend's Breath Stinks" also on my list LOL

[@KB-nz6bv]

And big tears! Big tears!

[@merrychristmas1022]

they seem genuinely happy. good for them.

[@Subject__]

"AS YOUR WIFE" " define a wife " ".. wha whaadoumean?" HAHAHHA

[@darryl2542]

"And it's just like....." "You don't have a point right now. I just saw that." "I don't. Searching for words...."

[@TheFashionWHT]

Omg Nia get this man his energy bars, he's getting hangry 😂😂😂

[@milesedgeworth132]

I'm in a relationship where my girlfriend stonewalls or just apologizes and walk away. Do you know how badly I want an argument?

[@Bartek9391]

Got the same sit bro. But imagine having that type of arguments... All the time... For real! Nah, I love my girl and her quiet, lovely and sweet behavior ;)

[@ElmoZaPimp]

Yeah I hate when they just shut down

[@ShoRyuBarbie]

That's just because you wanna corner her with logic and (illegal) evidence.

[@loristnorton3723]

Those are dangerous women. Women who quickly folds and stonewalls are either pure light, arch angelic almost or pure dark. If you got the former you struck gold man.

[@andtheniwaslike698]

U need me then, let's have some fun 😂

[@DefendYoungstown]

"I'm, ehhh, bustin' mah ass on tha road every weekend so we can afford this fawkin' house..." I almost pissed myself right there!

[@jmdrummond]

“PUT the empty box on your head when youre done and walk around like the queen that you are.” I was giggling to myself for a good long while over that line.

[@MarquisVonMonster]

I was listening to this and had to stop it. I was laughing so hard at Nia impersonating Bill I was just walking in a circle getting nothing done.

[@ryukaganzeroful]

"AND I CANT EVEN HAVE A FUCKIN PROTEIN BAR!!!!"

[@jellyfishsii]

Bill and Nia's dynamic makes me smile every time. Perfect couple

[@googlefearsaltmedia218]

Women... what's mine is mine and whats yours is ours.

[@ethanaskey7285]

IT'S A PROTEIN BAR

[@googlefearsaltmedia218]

Ethan Askey This is an argument for both sides. Why does Bill care and why does Nia care? They are both making a big deal out of nothing.

[@alejandrasanchez1402]

🙌🏽

[@elizabethmccleary7331]

Yea good protein bars

[@computerblue1271]

"This is the worst deal is the history of trade deals maybe ever."

[@MrDlt123]

This is healthy couple interaction. Bill and Nia have a good thing going.

[@Bubbertan]

Nia's impression is spot on hahaha

[@TDTruth2]

lmao this comment section is still full of salty dudes who fell in love with single angry Bill and they all hate Nia LMAO. Theyre relation is awesome just chill. even if you disagree just stop finding reasons to bitch and wine

[@TDTruth2]

M Mac you good bro? You seem mad. Guess I was right

[@shorpy3407]

Bill and Nia together are hilarious

[@TDTruth2]

Shorpy EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING

[@ballathug8404]

Correction, we still love Bill we just dislike a nagging wife

[@ballathug8404]

TDClue get off your soapbox Dr. Phil. Nia is just annoying simple as that.

[@JohnnyJohnJohnson]

I couldn't have described what eating a protein bar is like better than Bill did here. "Imagine chocolate-covered sand." is absolutely spot-on.

[@heminator89]

Those "faaccking" are killing me! 😂

[@redv.402]

he complains and complains but there's so much love in his voice lmaooo

[@Likeitornot91]

That impression of Bill was fuckin spot on

[@brodhax6148]

"I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." thats funnier than most comedians entire acts. Bill really is blessed with comedic talent.

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

This made me laugh my food into the wrong place.

[@theduder2617]

No weird shit, but I seriously love these two people. Never met either of them, but I'd even help them move. Their relationship spills out, bringing much needed hope and enjoyment for the rest of us. I wish you both the absolute best life has to offer. I'd say a little more but I already said no weird shit.

[@forgotten1s]

Bill burr is only on spotify u can email him via his website and he will reply

[@rochewijnaar5374]

nia's giggle smile sound is so cute

[@carliettosantoro4814]

You can just feel the chemistry between the two

[@fj2204]

"I just dont understand, like the way you say no so easily to me.. -"no!"😂😂

[@PiazzaGurl]

Classic line, "first of all I don't pop off, I'm white... I flip out". Lmao. I love Nia's impression of him.

[@oliveiraluis3540]

Bill bro, I have to admit. Her giggle does something to me.

[@ryanplaysmc323]

Oliveira Luis what like get you hard wtf?!?!?

[@peraelawey]

Her voice/accent tho??? damn

[@thinBillyBoy]

When they did the expressions I really couldn't tell who was who.

[@JunaWaAmin]

5:45 She killed him! Hahahaha!!!!

[@SoulFistGaming]

"Who was the first one who did the Conor McGregor but at like Zach Galifianakis level? that guy. they all owe him."

[@danielosorio9365]

They're fucking adorable.

[@vincemarquez2142]

This is so wholesome. Haha

[@pavlovsworld9122]

That has to be the best window into a great relationship

[@gennyzelis2303]

You're throwing out alot of white guy's names right now and I'm lost🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewkim7192]

They’re such a fun couple. Very good for each other

[@dicekey9851]

6:40 "Sometimes, I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it goes..." Michael Scott

[@RobertMichael]

“Flapping my freckles arms” for whatever reason killed me. The alliteration

[@Twisty805]

I wonder what energy bars they’re talking about? 🤔

[@eastsidepayne]

“You and I got into itttttt”😂 that was pretty good too billy boy

[@flyaway9086]

I think that's from "you and I must make a pact" by Jackson 5. The song is called "I'll be there".

[@eastsidepayne]

fly away yes it is lol

[@AndreasW-p4r]

Bill is the luckiest dude.. Getting Nia

[@HarlandGamingYT]

“Pooping off. Flipping out. Whatever!”

[@bernlin2000]

5:44 Omg...Nia is amazing XD match made in heaven

[@edubbya]

This better be a bit for, f is for family. Hilarious.

[@JohnnyC403POW]

You guys should do impressions of eachother more haha

[@geordangundelfinger8922]

"Fuckiiiiin'" I died laughing.

[@mranderson9813]

Burrs such a lucky man haha

[@lex_rodriguez]

She's seriously the only guest I genuinely love on the podcast. Nia is the best lol

[@bernlin2000]

Who eats someone ELSE'S last protein bar?? I would let it slide if there was like 3 or 4 left, but only 1? Yeah, that's a big too much, just because you're married doesn't mean you can't have your own shit.

[@georgemartinez178]

I honestly thought Bill was going off and then I realized it was nia doing an impersonation. That was good lmao

[@lorenzotosiart]

NIA NAILED HIS VOICE so good ahahahahahahahahah I had to rewind to check if it wasn t actuslly him xD

[@drunkjohnny218]

I love how he gave her the bar at the end of the day 😭😭

[@vincentviola3629]

Relationship goals 😅😅👌👌

[@MalloriDan]

I love how they don’t agree a lot and argue but still laugh at each other, it’s beautiful, and normal!

[@Lilayce49]

“Look at me!”

[@mrvenum8741]

you two together are funny as hell make me laugh so much i want somthing that good one day with a woman.

[@RyanJCreations]

They’re cute asf i love them🤣🤣💀

[@h2bizzle]

As if Bill wasn’t hilarious already, Nia is hilarious too- when they’re together... a riot!! Thank goodness she has a wonderful laugh. 😂 I love these two

[@BobbyFlips]

They have the GOAT banter sessions lmao

[@azn2xcbbjai]

I love when Nia is BSing cuz she can't stop laughing lol. Usually she got good points when she's combative with Bill, but when Burr says unflattering things about her and she just starts laughing it feels like she knows its true lol.

[@anthonybasarowich3884]

Ahhhgue ova a protien a bahhh

[@lucyadeke2830]

“That’s why you don’t get a power bar”

[@natalinadamosso6950]

Who are the 59 fuckwits that didn't enjoy that, that wa great

[@Aeriesan]

xD. This is hilarious. They're fun to listen to

[@aprilneal154]

Bill is PISSED lol

[@bigyin1690]

You 2 are the dam.best got me in tears here listen to u both

[@EnigmaRecluse]

Nia is the coolest chick ever. Like what the fuck. Freckle Fuck landed a diamond in the rough. U see a lady that can handle that kinda convo horseplay and not whimper and sob and seriously give it back 1 out of every 900k women.

[@VincereVelMori1987]

I always imagine the two of them in "archer" animation

[@hoze1235]

these two are great 😂😂

[@bigjjohnson21]

Yea you can have the empty box when your done put it on your head and walk around like the queen that you are.. that was gold

[@billbody6421]

Nia is so f ing cool.

[@craigcollinsjr]

We need more Allen Palin. I wouldn't even know about Bill Burr if it wasn't for him.

[@GrahamWillson-be1fi]

Every time Nia is on the podcast its fucking hysterical. Its honestly the best part.

[@SBb374]

Wow, I'm 00:20 in and Ol' Billy Basal Cell Carcinoma hasn't even scolded Nia for not speaking into the mic.

[@TheAgentmigs]

That was cute.

[@Caveman_Conor]

I want a relationship like Bill and Nia

[@criscrosxxx]

You good enough for it?

[@chamab.6800]

I love that Bill and Nia also post the times where they may disagree. They keep it 💯 and I appreciate that level of transparency. That said, it low key turns me on when I’m beefing with my S.O. and he tips my chin up with his finger and says “look at me” when he’s making a point. 🔥

[@1967wonp]

Lol. Best one yet. I'm on floor laughing my arse off. Nia is a keeper dude.

[@XTheSpartanX7]

I dont pop off, i'm white we flip out. Oh man this shit had me rollin !!!!!!!!

[@cropdust1512]

I’m sensing that this podcast was right after a quickie.!! With all the giggling going both ways.. love this podcast, The lovely Nia makes the show very funny. She’s a natural.

[@amsophy1991]

This is fucking hilarious! I love when him and Mia riff this well

[@skylertillett6290]

They're adorable

[@johnson24811]

My most favourite couple on the planet

[@dongummowjrsasquatchresear9586]

Ok Bill...... the only mistake made by you... was the fact you didn't buy twice the amount of bars... you need to remember "half" of what you buy, is Nia's,,,,,, is automatically assumed to be that arrangement, in every womans eyes... HALF!....

[@adamwilliams4928]

Was there a bit of Eddie Murphy: RAW in that comment? ;D

[@dongummowjrsasquatchresear9586]

Yes there was.. just a lil..on my part..but I didn't write that comment. hacked by a friend,those were the exact words she used when we listened to this couple days ago... I always say to her... half! half!.. referring to her choices... but inside I was always thinking.. Eddie Murphy...

[@adamwilliams4928]

LOL, we just showed are age a bit there.

[@HarleyQuinn-dr2zu]

This guy gets it

[@lordtachanka903]

I love it how you put ads on content you didn’t make or transform.

[@janedawson1398]

"Because in the unlikely event that we’re both on the Titanic and it begins to sink for some fucked up reason you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay. That’s why I get the protein bar."