Bill Burr Owning Interviewers

Bill Burr doesn't like stupid questions. Or small chairs.

[@IntensePeppers]

"Why would you say I have a horrible theory without checking with me first?" Seriously.

[@CrazyCircles1]

yeah, but.... whats your social security number though?!

[@ThexInsidexMan]

you say that like we don't have an "elected" government that consistently bases its policy decisions over the last 100 years on a long list of terrible notions unworthy of the term "theory". If anything, that ignorant sports host was being American as fuck.

[@ancogaming]

Dude, that was really funny! As a German, I don't usually interfere when it comes to US American politics, but a guy can have a laugh, right?

[@ThexInsidexMan]

haha by all means enjoy it. When you step into a muddy puddle, someone else may as well find a laugh from your misfortune...

[@EntertainTheIdea]

youre an accessory comment. youre worn by the real comment and u think youre important.

[@BigJwlz]

Quite possibly the most authentic person I've ever heard.

[@dibidus6080]

Interesting you'd say that since in all of these clips he's basically still in his comedian character/persona :D

[@grantisshananaa4906]

George Carlin died as a really unknown comic? wtf are you talking about lmao

[@Dan-km1zs]

MrKalashnik0va Unknown maybe if you were born past 2005 lol

[@davidharden7575]

he is the best! Greg Giraldo was better but Greg is dead. Love Bill Burr

[@benjamincox4211]

MrKalashnik0va I notice a lot of similarities in them how they can talk about nothing and make you reconsider your whole stance on it. The main difference is their delivery

[@NARKISDUDE]

Whoa, that makes me respect him even more. not that he gives a shit about my respect

[@ams914]

That's why you respect him LOL.

[@NARKISDUDE]

aaahh, thanks john, that's sweet.

[@boltspeedman21]

NARKISDUDE... LMAO. Exactly!!!! now your getting it

[@jester7028]

This is the epitome of KZbin comments. Narkisdude says bills cool and then some anonymous troll named Joe Doe, which is super original for an anonymous name by the way, just needs to say something to makes us realize his parents wished they didnt just practice the pull out method.

[@NARKISDUDE]

LOL so he's on my team in a sense.

[@Redacted_2061]

"You were too worried about this matching this, now look at you" I died

[@demef758]

Just imagine how much time he has to spend on that POS hairdo every morning. I can't imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that tangled mess of hair, and thinking "perfect!"

[@tubebility]

That last one, LOL. She tried to get him tied up in a feud, and failed. He's an escape artist (psychological).

[@DUTYcallsMRswift]

oh thanks for clarification. i thought you meant physically!

[@ArepawithCheese]

Your comment made my day.

[@verypoliticalhonkey2666]

I guess it comes with dealing with Nia all the time.

[@Kadulikan]

He didn't "escape", he went head-on and gave his genuine opinion. It's just that his genuine opinion completely killed that loaded question.

[@Its_Lu_Bu]

that chick's level of vindication shot through the roof when he said that... women can be funny, but I bet she's not

[@TheSmurf1973]

"Eh, are ya good at Math, do you like apples?" Funny as fuck.

[@EyeofValor]

Chick at the end didn't even realize she was getting messed with.

[@boba___]

Ceroki No, I think she was just cool with it and took a joke without being offended. It's just you expecting to see her offended right away, but she wasn't, nothing more..

[@efisgpr]

@@boba___ She is obviously a cokehead

[@zacharymenking4566]

@@boba___ eh, maybe. She looked irritated at first but then Bill hit a home run and she had no room to bitch.

[@Ndasuunye]

also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?

[@wefoss1]

Laughing like a horseface!

[@NinaC]

That last one is gold. Trying to make it a boy vs girl whatever. Burr said it best - it doesnt matter. If youre funny, youre funny.

[@Ndasuunye]

also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?

[@aczeartk7032]

Remember the boy Vs. Girl period in middle school? Apparently that stuck around.....

[@Ndasuunye]

@@aczeartk7032 wth is that? Never heard of it

[@CoyLion]

@@Ndasuunye I think they're talking about when little kids are uncomfortable with the opposite sex, so they say stuff like "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

[@aczeartk7032]

@@Ndasuunye Seriously?

[@MarcAlcatraz]

This is it, this right here is why he's my favorite comedian

[@Blood0cean]

Marc Alcatraz ur favourite comedian has taken his essence of funny from patrice o neal.

[@Sam-pv1hz]

Blood0cean So? He's also naturally funny and tells different stories and has different views than Patrice. It's not like he's ripping off jokes, so why do you care if the style is similar?

[@Blood0cean]

patrice is original and better at it.... its like watching any above avg black comic in the 80s after the eddie boom.

[@Gauraveternal]

Blood0cean He's funny, witty and entertains you to the core..does your life have any other purpose than talking shit?

[@fennecinspace]

i never found patrice funny he exaggerated so much ..

[@titanspirit7238]

No, That's a good will hunting question I've answered for 15 years, are you good at math d'ya like apples? 😁

[@GodWithoutTheOD]

My boys wicked smaaht

[@kakinator2365]

It's a 1 year old comment lmfaoooo y u git trigd

[@wrightvcx2249]

hmm

[@therealoneeighth]

"I don't like the sound of dem apples, Will. Whadda we gonna do?" "Applesauce, bitch"

[@minigiganten]

Its not your fault

[@ramonecricket5183]

"Yeah, I wasn't a cop." "What were you then?" "I was a piece of shit." God Bless you Bill.

[@Judicial78]

"Just do what you want to do, and hopefully people respond to it." Best life advice ever.

[@ThePotatusMan]

Can women be funny? *punches him with the microphone*

[@karanabrol4487]

ThePotatusMan well in her defense...it was funny

[@martinet1985]

ThePotatusMan how the fuck do you make comments in bold??? That's all I want to know!

[@littlebighead15]

Marcin **bold**

[@dzeliongurung3218]

Marcin Use asterisks(*), one before the word or sentence you want to make bold and the other after it. **asterisks** makes my 'bold' *bold* .

[@williammcskilliam5874]

if i remember correctly, you use two of these _ to make _italics_

[@trueindeed76]

"the one comedy line that is working is me shitting on this chair.. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME??!" lmao

[@TWOxTONE_773]

"I'm not an athlete. I'm not gonna blow an Achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore." Fucking amazing comeback.

[@Jewish_Kyle]

The feminist chick didn't even realize it until 2 second after he'd killed her

[@MrDillon744]

Im pretty sure Bills response was exactly what she was looking for. She seemed to be enjoying the rant, idk if you watched the full clip.

[@MrDillon744]

@@caramia6681 What? alls I was saying is they appear to be on the same side and she's just playing devils advocate.

[@StarboyXL9]

@@caramia6681 I find it amusing how she qualifies all men who say the simple truth that women can't be funny without making it sexual as "angry". What she really wanted to call them was "incels". Typical thot. Nothing but shaming language. Words are magic spells to women.

[@irishpanic]

@@MrDillon744 that wasn't the reaction she wanted. She looked really awkward towards the end of the interview. She came in there with an agenda. Obvious feminist. Bill told her the truth which isn't what she wanted to hear

[@MrDillon744]

@@irishpanic Have you ever seen an "obviously feminist" just stand there and nod with a smile, during something like that? If she was trying to virtue signal then it was a really weak attempt.

[@23BEATNGU]

Bill Burr restores my faith in humanity

[@BigHush]

Wish he would've put Colbert in his place during their sit down.

[@Bubbles99718]

Big Hush Yeah, colbert needed some tough love that night.

[@jamesonjunky]

Sounds like you're a snowflake

[@adamo36532]

What video are you talking about?

[@Chiken1012]

adamo36532 Bill Burr was recently on Colbert’s show and you could see how uncomfortable Colbert was during the whole thing because he doesn’t know how to handle Bill Burr.

[@adamo36532]

Yes but if you look at his comment it is from 3 months ago

[@HAMlLTON]

Leave it to bill burr to call a woman stupid by saying “look at how beautiful you are”

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Weston Anderson his point was that as a beautiful woman she should understand that there are lots of creepy people out there and that's why he doesn't want to give out information. He wasn't calling her stupid, pay attention

[@kishinslayer2228]

@@darkartsdabbler2407 but he was also making her look like an idiot by pointing out the fact she completely forgot the most basic rule of the internet, so i'd say he's still calling her a fucking idiot lol

[@HAMlLTON]

Kishin Slayer nice, you get it

[@dsfs17987]

@@darkartsdabbler2407 there is a theory that beautiful women don't need to be smart to get by in life, the better they look, the less effort they need to put in (apart from maintaining said looks) to achieve their goals, the tone Bill said that to her was basically - shut up stupid! and there was more along the same line later in that interview, it didn't stop at that one question from her, so yes, Bills comment was definitely about her intelligence

[@latenightthinker4737]

@@dsfs17987 lol, that's not a theory. That's a fact.

[@zstick]

I love how Bill Burr does everything on his own terms. Every interview I've ever seen with him has him sneaking away with control of the conversation. He's a genius.

[@jakebulette6485]

This is why Bill is my favorite. He’s not being a comedian, it’s simply just the way he is

[@NostalgiaMan]

Starts out with "it's a bad theory". This will go well lol

[@joshitheyoshi2533]

"You didn't do your research. You were so worried about this matching this - and now look at you!" lol that was the best 3-second roast of a person.

[@frankthebutcher6679]

AW MAN!!!! I FUKN LOST IT!!! when he said, blow out an Achilles and never write a joke again

[@ThuggishDD]

@JustinBieber yes it is, so does your name

[@stevemcgee99]

"Just write your own jokes"

[@soultouchers4425]

Angry schumer noises*

[@DennyPlank]

“Yeah it was kinda a big show” Lol

[@IntensePeppers]

Fer meee, this was a good video.

[@___neil]

IntensePeppers for meeeeeeeeee

[@Abigpuppy]

I'm gonna show this video to the *family back east*

[@AKartashev]

zip

[@braydonmackenzie1942]

that was some cold lotion

[@Jejse17]

I just feel like, for meeeeee...

[@tobyb1018]

Deals with every one of these crappy interviewers, under-researched, or just plain stupid questions and comments in exactly the right way- gotta love Bill! 👍🏻👍🏻

[@bertramjagoda5444]

This made my day

[@chunky3086]

Fax

[@ulton7241]

1:30 her reaction to being called beautiful is honestly adorable lol

[@bojed]

"Oh my God, I love you but I hate this set.". What an epic delivery.

[@TFossett]

This switching from interview to back to the other interview is giving me whiplash

[@joeehrmantraut4297]

His honesty is so refreshing.

[@bluetextonwhitebg]

0:43 bill trying so hard not to say "fuck". XD

[@passiveplayz7415]

i wish to god i could put the amount of passion into insane n crazed rants the way this man does. i really gotta change my entire thing now

[@andrewtaylor2377]

Kristine Leahy's reaction when Bill says look at how beautiful you are 😂 1:30

[@archfiend334]

I love how you can see that "uuUUUuuUuUUgh" look on his face when that girl's complaining at the end.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

"Can women be funny?" "N- Yes, of course."

[@Taylorkaraoke]

nyeah. LOL

[@jope9592]

I just love they way he says what he thinks and always stands by it

[@guesswutwoot]

God the last clip... THANK YOU

[@Threepwoot]

That last lady was a lost person.. unbelievably emotion driven, angry and utterly fake. That forced laugh about the 'dick or twat' comment gave me cringe cancer.

[@HereForAStorm]

Threepwoot ... embodied every SJW out there

[@asupertramp948]

Threepwoot The phrase "cringe cancer" is bad enough.

[@thomasrainbow]

SJWs are so insecure they feel they need to fight other people's wars because it makes them feel special inside.

[@aienatu]

Threepwoot my knob and balls have cancer now b/c of that twat.

[@Threepwoot]

watch some old Ronald Reagen speeches, should take care of it :)

[@existentialobserver6511]

The entire interview where Bill was trashing the chairs was hilarious. And my respect goes to the interviewer who let Bill do his thing without interrupting him.

[@Kawaiimuscles]

Being funny just comes natural for Bill Burr it's so organic, I love it

[@theindiediary5950]

One of the funniest lines I have heard in a very long time. This chair should be in a museum for being the first prototype. This guys too funny.

[@BuckMcAntlerson]

My only complaint... I wish it longer! Great vid

[@prod.by3am135]

“Im not gonna blow out my achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore” lmao

[@GB3770]

classic - one line to show how stupid the original question was - boom!

[@billyblackattacks]

hes so genuinely angry. I love him

[@obscurebandfan]

Bill Burr is what all us repressed quiet dudes think we turn into when we're drunk haha. Love the dude, what I wouldn't give to have his level of wit.

[@chriscontrarian552]

I have his level of wit but it doesn't come to me until well after it's useful to have.

[@miami8089]

That was badass

[@natepippen4470]

Miami 808 Got dat rite

[@ManoloRafael]

" I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a Web person " . Yeah, right!!

[@Jays_dead_cat]

"i also have 6 cats with no man in my life because they are never good enough to reach my financial wage"

[@evahdarth4406]

"You were so worried about this matching this..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aBraga123plays]

that last part... Pure Gold.

[@devilisdutch]

He embodies the phrase "I do not suffer fools gladly" Every single goddamn time, he pulls them up on their bullshit and every single goddamn times it's priceless. Gotta love ol' Billy Ball bag

[@xprog1241]

That girl who asked "can women be funny" wasn't expecting a yes as an answer

[@YourPalHDee]

Bill is just incredible. just so naturally funny.

[@rnadomj]

“You were so worried about this matching this and now look at ya” XD

[@Nathan__A]

I like how he plays himself in the mandalorian

[@BiggerR10]

He's in the Mandelorian? Maybe i should watch it. Is he is in it a lot or is it a small role?

[@Nathan__A]

Without giving too much away, he's in a couple of episodes. The show is definitely worth the watch. I definitely recommend watching it.

[@MilkSteak55]

Lmao "do you like apples"

[@daborshy4089]

That's the highest level of chair related humor I've ever heard.

[@pokerKKcrushr]

i needed that. thanks for the laughs

[@HectorMMA]

luv Burr

[@anthonybenjamine3760]

Keep it simple

[@billyhoyle9506]

Count Yo money.

[@MrBrooxy]

Omar El Kaddouri thats what she said. oh jeezus i went there ...zing

[@petersz]

One of the best ones i saw. Keep it simple. , dont blow it , count ur money 🤣🤣

[@furrane]

Anthony, Billy and Omar, are you guys professional accountants or something ?

[@anthonybenjamine3760]

Furrane yes

[@cheesegyoza]

The chair bit is one of my favs.

[@truemattyz]

dudes class love that show!

[@ksosay1]

More please.

[@lintottish]

Abby Normal *MOAR*

[@averma32]

That was so satisfying.

[@kennykash6089]

Just like your mom.

[@inoffensiveusername4684]

"Just do wtf you wanna do and hopefully people respond to it" the secret to success - Bill Burr 2017

[@Bluecheeseorgofuckyomotha]

This guy is so authentic,i love it

[@giantslay3r756]

1:01 Are you good at math ? Do you like apples?

[@Nulla01]

As an Aussie, I really enjoy listening to Bill. He has no verbal filter which is the same for any knock about Aussie. He would fit in well here.

[@cybersteel8]

Idk man, maybe in the western suburbs but dudes near the water are trendy with their oats and avacado or whatever, Bill would laugh at them all the same!

[@bm_xr7192]

Bro, I love this guy. I hope nothing ever happens to him

[@infin8vibrations]

‘Do what the fuck you want to do and hopefully people will respond to it’ -BB All time hero

[@dzt8396]

I've literally seen them all, and suddenly I get the biggest grin on my face again. Shocked that you left out the Conan interviews.

[@bilalc4415]

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ I don't think he owned Conan like he owned those twats!

[@kingragnork]

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ He and Conan actually get along and respect eachother. Conan is always having the best laughs with Bill in his show.

[@dzt8396]

Well, in that case. Where's the Jimmy Fallon and Bill Maher interviews?

[@ancogaming]

Oh no! There you said it. Conan. Now I have to go on another Bill Burr on Conan binge watching trip. See ya in an hour or two.

[@kevincarrolljr9333]

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ n

[@billiehansen6217]

I always love an honest and deserved in your face attitude even when it's in my own face. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. (Except for Herpes).

[@joshb8976]

I wish they would've finished the last clip. He gave some of the best advice I've ever heard to any young comedian.

[@deanjordan6045]

Thanks for the upload

[@PoeticJustice05]

What a fucking legend.

[@natepippen4470]

PoeticJustice05 🎤👌yepper

[@derptacious3854]

I hate when they split the interviews. Youre not Tarantino .

[@ThornRoseLM]

Bruh 😂😂

[@44BlueFoxes]

@@ThornRoseLM Did you read the comment in Bill's voice too? :'-D

[@ThornRoseLM]

Kel McGowan yeah😂😂

[@parsadolatabadi3965]

lol

[@underdog1117]

You have to love that guy!

[@spurs_7798]

One of the greatest comedians of all time. Period.

[@gingerninja3332]

“I’m an entrepreneur I’m a white person”

[@robertriter4077]

Why the hell hasn't Kuby been on Better Call Saul yet? I really hope he makes an appearance, he was easily my favorite of the recurring minor characters.

[@stevangonzalez5908]

Robert Riter probably because he looks a lot older for a show that's supposed to be a prequel lol. then again all the other people have been on lol

[@1abi07]

most underrated comedian of our generation! He is a preacher....

[@sinhaentertainments8398]

that last bit was hilarious

[@LoopingLui69]

Are you good at math, do you like apples? Toooooo good :D:D:D

[@paulandrei7300]

The 57 people who disliked this should be put through the fucking wall.

[@AS-zn6wp]

“You were so worried about this matching this, now look at you” Haha I’m dead

[@Wruce_Bayne]

Bill Burr is a weird amalgam of rage and rational thought tied together with humor, bless his freckled scalp and may he go one roasting dummies for a long time.

[@michaelsherfield3749]

He didn't stop a train in breaking bad that was the other ginger.

[@drb2k]

Todd!

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

No, Todd wasn't the one who stopped it

[@rishis8489]

Except he did. He was driving the truck and stopped it in the middle of the railroad tracks.

[@abhimanyusg1672]

Fuckin Legend !

[@calvinzhobbes1977]

in tears..he's hillarious

[@stuartsmith1651]

"You were so worried about this matchin' this, and now look atcha."

[@someiranian1840]

2:22 when God asks you how did you do in earth?

[@taylordrn3871]

nice 🤣

[@jberczi6]

That last girl had some psycho vibes going on

[@tommyo2450]

She was fucking nuts...

[@ajsoriano8803]

This guy bro ! One of a kind !!

[@golmaal138]

A rare breed these days. A real man to the core. A man's man.

[@mattyice2099]

The last one was kinda just him destroying reddit keyboard warriors.

[@MinnWasTaken]

What do you mean? He was talking about the girl not the people she was talking about.

[@nothingleft3473]

Feminists are SO ANGRY! That chick at the end shoving her mic in his face aggressively! "Can women be funny?!" Bill had a WTF you jumping out at me like that, look on his face.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Nothing Left you're not smart

[@pnewm10]

Feminists will always be angry. They are insatiable in search of validation for their own unjustified behavior, under the guise of equality will demand all the privileges of being a man without the negatives because they are trying to pick and choose how they can live a life void of effort. However, it will never work.

[@Cj-xt6tv]

Dark Arts Dabbler why so salty?

[@nothingleft3473]

@@darkartsdabbler2407 And let me guess, you are with your gender studies and liberal arts degrees as you chastise every Starbucks customer that comes through your line?

[@Bob-gd4uu]

“This should be in a museum as the prototype” lmao um what the fuck he is so effortlessly hilarious

[@blaze3766]

This guy is a LEGEND!