Bill Burr - Public Swimming Pools

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[@htxflow]

"Keyword Manity(Manatee)" hysterical!

[@emdiar6588]

LOL. Dude, your folks evolved in northern Europe with no UV protection needed. My GF is a Ginger, and she spontaneously combusts if I put a 100 watt bulb in the living room.

[@falcosparverius6385]

em diar I guess trips to beaches and islands are out of the question for you 😕

[@mattr7118]

em diar Does the carpet match the drapes?

[@michaelsieger9133]

lucky bitch... gingers are the best

[@codyminecrack248]

I can attest to this...

[@danehales2021]

Thank god I got a ginger Mexican.

[@TalkinRitz]

Nice bidet reference! People need to know about these!!

[@redscarecomixx8488]

Evidently, in France you're so fkin happy you forget to put on deoderant. Omg I love Bill

[@PixelPariah]

I've never been in a pool I haven't pissed in. Good day.

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Well who the fuck goes to a swimming pool and doesn't take a shower right after? The pool is full of kids who shit in it anyway.

[@lilnerf9269]

Gotta mark your territory

[@UnderseaCaveman]

Ocean Only....hope you come back to Hawaii soon!!!

[@doommuffinz5276]

Jeff Cavilere is in the best shape for someone his age. (name might be misspelled) Athlean X

[@calebspurlin8934]

Lmao, Vitamin E

[@setinahugh9182]

Bochi Ball, you are four balls short.

[@Grottgreta]

"looking like a LOBSTAH" holy shit I almost spat water all over the screen

[@4Legacy]

I love how Bill always tries to cut the bullshit. He wouldn't even let himself say "against my will". He cuts himself off and says "against my w- what I wanted to do..."

[@eLiFILMSinc]

"The only Pool I'll ever Swim in, is my Pool......if I ever get one!!" lol

[@martyledood9011]

That was the best part!

[@akirascrow15]

"They're gonna steal the paddles."

[@bwc12minus38]

This was a good one. Laughed my ass off

[@skankhunt-vw8xr]

My neck was sore from shaking my head at people.

[@ThatCanadianGuy420]

Bills MM podcasts are more funny then most comedians HBO specials.

[@gustavofring8765]

True true

[@MrJspinuzza]

OH THE HUMANITY.......sorry i meant HUGE MANATEE

[@elliesings9508]

"...you're taking a fucking Aids bath..." Lmao!! I just spit up my sushi

[@falcosparverius6385]

Yea, I'll never go in a public pool again ⚠️

[@Snipersounds]

Bill Burr is SOOOOOO funny! It's nice to have daily jokes from a top comedian, rather than having to wait for the next special. Thanks for sharing!

[@marleychloe]

crying from laughing so hard!~!!

[@yvonnedearman]

Never going in a pool again

[@seanlaffey3633]

I feel your pain, Bill. It’s the worst thing in the world when you have plans and you need to go out lookin like a LOBSTAAAA

[@mhks68]

Bill got outta the pool in a helicoptaaaaaaahhhh!

[@fistoffries]

I wonder if anyone ever hears this podcast after bragging to everyone "Hey! Guess what?! When I was in Vegas I saw Bill Burr, at the pool! Yeah, he's the guy from Breaking Bad. Wait! He said WHAT on his pod cast?!?"

[@hamhi98]

LAHHHBSTAAA!!

[@eLiFILMSinc]

"The key word....Manatee" lol

[@rose4490]

I love swimming pools, I just happen to hate all the other people, and the ball of cancer in the sky.

[@LiteratiCircle]

I'm laughin my ass off..you're hilarious dude!

[@tomkelly9409]

Saw him in Newport RI last summer, best comedian since George Carlin

[@813lynch4]

Most certainly agree with you on that 1

[@Sweetwildflower]

Peppy LA pew....I love you Billlllly booooooy

[@HFFCANADA]

Lol "saved the French" yeah you guys definitely didn't. You helped. If anything the Russians Australians French and British troops did most of the killing and dying in WW1 and WW2. Also that was payback for the role they played in you're own Independence. Most people don't even know that if it wasn't for the French wich supplied training, weapons, manpower, technology, fleets ect ect American would be an English colonie right now. But that's too hard for ppl to get. Washington won the war that's it.......

[@kenmount294]

Public pools are disgusting! But if you get down there early enough after the filter and chlorine working all nite, you might be ok for an early morning swim.

[@jimbomorrison7133]

I went in a pool on a cruise ship and let me tell you something. If people are drinking in the pool,their pissing in it. Never go in a cruise ship pool,or hot tub.UGH.

[@paulchakola7372]

I haven't been swimming since 2003, I got violently ill...after swimming in a hotel pool.

[@FlowKio]

Last time I went to a public pool I seen a homeless man giving himself a quick bath, I only go to the beach now.

[@JOSEPH-vs2gc]

I live outside San Francisco, i feel EXACTLY the same as you about those damn Tattoos. Instant Regret...

[@BobbyNewb]

Key word: "manatee". LMAO

[@TIOLIOfficial]

Boring.

[@MikeKokoschka]

I guess Im done with the pools...no more pool for me...!!!

[@KeshaIsHot808]

lol

[@patodiblasi]

In Argentina we also have bidets, it's more common than not to have it.

[@hjojo1]

Old Billy clean aaaaaass!!

[@brunoleite8380]

"Cuz I have Nia's permission " 🤣

[@TheTube8u]

“A Bidet is a car wash for you asshole” hahahahahaha 😂

[@michaelmalagrino9519]

vitamin E!! lololol

[@MissFormaldehydeFace]

Lmfao salminila shower.. cracks me up

[@elchappo1320]

U and Sebastian maniscalco are so alike!

[@nickmagrick7702]

Bills sensitive about the color of his skin guys, lets not talk about the milk crust forming in the wrinkles next to his receding hair line, he doesn't like to think about how some people point out that it somehow makes him racist, and goofy looking. And thats just mean, so lets try to think about good ol Bill here. For Bill.

[@michelironside6160]

I JUST WANNA SAY FUCK IT!

[@OneEyedJackNLD]

4:38

[@malerak2228]

"a bidet is basically a car wash for your asshole".. I burst out laughing at work 😂

[@richardf8767]

Bill, you’re describing RWI Recreational Water Illness & it’s no joke!

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

I can't go to swimming pools. I can't stand the thought of people being so close to me.

[@YourBeingParanoid]

I thought Bill would have came across the even stranger Scandinavian toilets with there expected shelves.

[@ScreaminMime]

I have a bidet I bought on Amazon, best buy I've made it the past decade. GET ONE!!!

[@je187u]

ha ha ha , how the fuck didn't you people know this ? is common sense , pool water is actually sweat , ass and balls soap , not to mention all the hair that all those people loose in the water while swimming in there i only shower :)) you should too !!!!!!!!

[@markmcgrath9736]

Hey Bill, don't forget about Legionnaire's disease. Remember that one, first discovered in Philly in 1976? Another reason to stay out of heated pools and hot tubs.

[@DrNickRiveria]

i looked that up. no where as cool as it sounds.

[@jcnot9712]

Not sure France is the best place to go to a swimming pool at.

[@patrickbateman4148]

Bill's Definition of a BD is hilarious.

[@AmmarAhmad5]

Wow, a video with no dislikes. I guess everyone really hates public swimming pool.

[@mistermasterful3556]

nah they just love listening to the great reasoning of Bill Burr!

[@spongeblonde1309]

I dated a man from Paris. Also have family from there. Trust & believe, the man i dated was the cleanest/healthiest person i ever met. I’m a vegan & felt like a total American slob eating next to him. Total myth about the French..He always smelled & looked delicious. 💯👌😜

[@pauldrummond755]

You had to get the message across that you're a vegan in there didn't ya...

[@spongeblonde1309]

paul drummond LOL I was simply making a point. But since you asked, YES.😂 Lot of hard work & dedication ova heyyyy. Think the proof is in the pudding.😜😉

[@dt4236]

Vegans only piss me off for one reason. Its expensive af. You dnt see no poor ppl affording that middle class shit.

[@urbanvancity]

hell i would love to hear weekly podcasts with the two of them together!

[@alvinperlas]

speaking of the pools, in Las Vegas, Wet n Wild is now OPEN!!

[@johnthorpe23]

I saw him live a few months ago. He was fantastic!

[@GRAFFDEMON]

As a ginger with tattoos.... LOL

[@gonzaloponti5769]

In Argentina we have bidets

[@pstlwhppd]

I'd pay $1000 for that ticket.

[@rawsko0316]

Billy thinkin cap

[@Filiolus]

Key word, manatee. HAHAHAHA.

[@_jadori_175]

KEYWORD MANATEE!

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Oh the humanity!

[@soulsoprano9866]

Gross...but so true.

[@biggzcorey]

As a redhead, I can totally relate.

[@kevinmcnally4047]

The Big C All of us redheads can.

[@ramone2185]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm gonna being exercising for the rest of my life. It feels too good to stop! It's the best "drug" there is! A fountain of youth is what they call it.

[@HomleandSecurity]

Plus I always get rid of my used condoms in public pools.

[@elliesings9508]

I just spit up some vomit

[@MrEddieEvo]

12:09 Conor McGregor

[@punkuddha]

paperbagbandits

[@Nastypsychoboy]

DOODIE!!!!!!!!!!