"Would You Rather" w/ Bill Burr, Tom Segura & Christina P. - YMH Highlight

[@Goldenspiderducck]

I love how Bill perpetually has the look of a guy waiting for a bus that will never come.

[@RajBeats]

😭 accurate

[@lemonblocks5386]

😂😂😂😂

[@KingsNerdCave]

Why is this the best description for him...

[@devinsilva2102]

This is amazing 😂

[@sammich2876]

Wow that is the most spot-on shit ive ever fucking read Cocksucka

[@joshuatillman9506]

Tom wearing that LSU sweatshirt after roasting the state of Louisiana is the ultimate power move.

[@ryanleblanc6817]

He was a LSU fan long before the joke.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

It was a joke, after all

[@bryanergau6682]

I don't know about ultimate, but it's a good one

[@devinsilva2102]

I thought the same thing hash if he had a Arkansas shirt Dam ahha

[@louieanderson3896]

bill is so wtf during the music segments

[@MrFreakCat]

it's like bad. then long enough to be funny, then fucking bad and cringy again.

[@CorbCorbin]

That's Deep Bro.....would you rather hear listen to that intro track for 24 straight hours, or play Ball Hog with DJ Dad Mouth? I know it's too easy......but......try it out....

[@ItsAllGood5225]

As we all are

[@SteedDigital1]

He always seems to be "off" when any interviewer or podcast is doing their segments that have nothing to do with him. Ge just kind of shuts down/rests for those periods. I'd assume he's in his head a lot

[@brodyharris7631]

As are all of us. I absolutely can't take it when Mommy Jean's brings up tiktoks and thinks they are funny. I'm glad that era seems to be slowing down. Also, she def throws the snort in there. It's so obvious that part of her laugh is fake. I love her regardless.

[@Mountaindewdewable]

Bill burr’s reaction to the music was the best

[@abovethefallen3889]

That was a man slowly dying inside

[@larrywexner4163]

wtf was it so long for lmao.. anti-show eric andre type shit

[@hermtastic]

"Did you compose this music?" ... (Waiting to say something not nice) "No somebody made it for us." (Holds tongue)

[@Ruhtinas84]

"Did you compose this music?" Bill's face and Toms serious answer..

[@Friendofmine377]

Tom:" i run!" Bill: " no you dont" 😂😂😂

[@iamthebeast2459]

You never do...your husky

[@rafaelflores7411]

That was fucking hilarious lmao

[@Anonymous-vr9hp]

I just saw the video where he tried to dunk and his whole body broke

[@rustyshackleford6992]

"You should feel bad about yourself." Dead

[@kevinbeattie7297]

if the music is only there to annoy people, good job.

[@TheUnholyPosole]

Right. I don't know why they play that shit for so long. A little sample is all that is needed.

[@koolkat123]

not only is it super long, it's like grating to listen to, fucking hurts my ears

[@kevinbeattie7297]

It is the length amongst all other aspects that makes it such an annoyance. Also, hope Gene and Chris read this because I've been prepping my first fan email and I can only try it out and pray it stays high and tight.

[@tylerdurden4299]

Fuck off it's their podcast

[@Testimentsnow]

No you fuck off it's awful

[@XenoTravis]

lol the yelling loop hole is so good for Bill.

[@ryanmaclachlan7087]

"WILL YA STOP RUNNING EVERYWHERE!!!" "I'll stop running if you stop shouting."

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Ryan MacLachlan this could be a line from F is for Family 😅

[@davycornell8715]

Sounds like Seinfeld

[@ChazWick4]

Bill's act wouldn't bee TOO much different if he had to shout all the time

[@poeticdarkness7483]

Hahahaha i said that in my head.. Haha i was like he does that anyway lmao

[@michaelpipkin9942]

ChazWick4 Yea, no one else could pull off yelling all the time. It makes sense.

[@MRboss11]

Not really

[@MartKencuda]

@@michaelpipkin9942 Gilbert gotfried

[@theogkarenhunter]

Right lmao his response was exactly what I expected 😂

[@eiatos]

The instant "Yelling, look at him" with the disapproving look was gold

[@constantdoodle32]

Bills face when the music turns on 😂😂😂

[@tomsalt06]

Bill always looks miserable hahaha

[@youtube.commentator]

You would to if you knew you would always have gingervitis

[@Dlck.C.Normous]

Its the Irish DNA we can't help but look pissed off

[@iimmannii]

@J P or the inbreeding.

[@seanmatthewking]

The happiest people I know are Irish.

[@Yagirlnyesha]

Lmaoo I love him

[@LauraRodriguez-wl7nx]

Your fanbase isn’t entirely a sausage fest, Bill! I’m here and I love you!!

[@Poppins242]

Me too. He's the best

[@Innerplanetjanet]

🎉🎉🎉

[@paolorod]

Great ladies!!!!!!!!! You are probably great people to have a beer with cheers!!!

[@supahbeebz]

Thanks Laura

[@BrokenGodEnt]

"you should feel bad about yourself" lmfao goddamn Bill

[@TheBristow55]

I love how annoyed/indifferent they all are to the submitted music, but they still decide to play it every time no matter the reaction

[@MrHEC381991]

Bill: Either one of those would lead me to suicide Christina: That's the point Bill: ...that's the point of this show, great. APPLY WATER TO BURNED AREA!

[@DLoc-tu2yq]

They don't have comedians like bill anymore. Nick dipalo is one if the last. Rip Patrice, Greg and ralphie

[@Gixsir]

I stopped listening around that time the show isn’t that funny anymore to me. The very first ones on KZbin are the best for me hard to find them tho

[@monumentsNmelodies]

3:40-7:10 Haven't laughed that hard In a long time. Seriously tears from laughing. (Especially Tom's version of yelling lmao)

[@gasolineandwine]

"Yeah?! YEAH!"

[@SANDSCORCHER]

@ Dominick Sabatino Same here. Don’t know why but just lost my shit. Was wet eyed and coughing from laughing and had to pause the playback to regain my composure. Bill and Tom definitely need to make this as an actual sitcom. Even if it’s just a one off👍🏻

[@jonesfuture]

That intro was so bad

[@CorbCorbin]

Karl Kreutzer The delay on the last cymbal hit echoed for 10-15 seconds. I couldn't hear correctly for the rest of the bit.

[@TheDeathOfPassion]

more o's in the soooooooooooo bad please

[@Sixsoul]

@@CorbCorbin same here man. It fucked with my vision for a minute or so too. I immediately had the notion it may be some fucked up mind control experiment and thought Tom would totally do something like this. Fuck him and his unfunny wife

[@ramsfreak893]

It was gold

[@infintittie]

Unwatchable... have to skip everytime

[@davefs25]

Bill Screaming reminds me of him in F is for Family.

[@ohthaterin]

Dharmavid Francis yes 100%

[@TheVredeHunter]

OHTHATERIN _ well yea....

[@Yagirlnyesha]

I was about to say this!

[@OmowiHY]

The complete confidence and deadpan on his face when he said "That's what I'm part of" after the thick boy nation comment lmao, absolute gold.

[@brandyntherwanger5731]

Bill Burr one of the funniest people alive.

[@paulmccrary2239]

one of the best WYRs in a while. Had me rolling.

[@Khoros-Mythos]

1:02 Tom never fails to have the most perfect comedic timing.

[@AThief1nTheNight]

Yelling your order at the waitress in a fancy restaurant would be hilarious to see

[@chrismarquette8627]

But Bill already shouts his whole act 😂

[@lallyoisin]

Bill likes these two. Very generous in this interview. One funny dude!

[@memegimygimy1526]

Can you imagine getting really old like 80 and having to run full speed everywhere?

[@dommyboysmith]

That's what I was thinking, the older you got, the more normal yelling would become. With running you'd be breaking bones and eating dirt on the regular haha

[@j.d.o5709]

Bill Burr is starting to look like Karl Pilkington.

[@boneyard4729]

Head like a fuckin orange!

[@coreyS33]

Who's Karl dilkington?

[@boneyard4729]

@@coreyS33 Cmon now...you know Karl is a total Dilk.

[@coreyS33]

@@boneyard4729 the fact that op is a year ago but we're still sittin fresh here is inspiring

[@boneyard4729]

@@coreyS33 Coupla necrophiliacs

[@mderepository4147]

“That wasn’t condescending at all” lol

[@karelconklin3763]

Bill yelling is how I've always imagined Bill speaking just in general 😂

[@dodobrown2219]

These Are The Funnest "Would You Rather" Questions Hands Down!!😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWPGeJyflKuXatE

[@Filiolus]

"yelling, look at 'em.." Tom: D: I run! lol

[@Jawsnake]

Bill's face at 9:40 is totally unimpressed by "try it out" guy's sound bite

[@shinigamitkd]

That shit had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@BertthebuilderNCR]

9:38 Bill burr "what am i doing with my life" look

[@igkgigoh]

That "Will you stop running everywhere?!" killed me at work. I wish they'd make that sitcom and Bill Burr plays the guy shouting

[@MrMaximum91]

The shouting or running every where segment is unbelievable 10/10 one of the funniest imaginings of Ole Billy red Balls of all time

[@robertwallace798]

I love this. I don't have the patience to listen to a 5hr podcast but small bits like this are perfect

[@shit_tiger]

I thought the same thing but you'd be surprised. You put it on when you start work and it's just your background noise.

[@leedsdrumacademy]

"Learn a couple of languages..." Eddie Izzard definitely felt that jab.

[@divinelittledevil]

Bill humming "The Odd Couple" theme 9:19... perfect.

[@karlsweeney2328]

I like how every time Tom laughs his ass off he says "The back of my head hurts."

[@jjester2313]

It is definitely real.

[@prakwillem]

Yeah I noticed haha. I want a compilation of that.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Also weirdly relatable

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Dude should probably get his blood pressure checked. That shit happens to me all the time and I was told it was due to my high blood pressure

[@matthewbourgeois9648]

Tom: I run! I lift weights. Bill: No you don't. You never do. Tom: I ALWAYS do

[@nickh.8275]

Bill can make anybody laugh their ass off with any topic at any time. He never fails, even if he tried to.

[@ludmillagutomo]

couples who laugh at the same joke together, stay together..

[@federicoeiriz42]

Nope

[@samesollar6709]

Roughman slope

[@ludmillagutomo]

@@samesollar6709 mope

[@ludmillagutomo]

@R K grope, lobe, probe, globe

[@samesollar6709]

Ludmilla Gutomo dope

[@sillywilly717]

When bill yells to the point just before voice crack he sounds like Gilbert Godfreed

[@wyattgranger5870]

Bill @ 7:47 🤣 He talks like a sopranos character the way he just bluntly says "no you don't".

[@jonvia]

Bill always has the "Can we get this show on the road?" or the "Why didnt I just sell life insurance like my brother?" look.

[@iranee5597]

When that music came on holy fucking awkward"Did you compose this yourself?""No someone else did?"😂😂😂

[@markmirabella4066]

Died when bill was shaming Tom. "you should feel bad about yourself" lmfao

[@BamaNewb]

Bill is ALWAYS in his head and thinking about some shit said 15 minutes earlier. I feel this so much! NOTHIN but Love

[@EauRouge]

It is remarkable, brave and worthy of a place in history how Tom has been able to stand Christina's laugh for all these years...and the ones to come. Chapeau to you Tom.

[@soul2soul399]

I couldn’t take even 6 minutes if that snorting laugh. 😖

[@daveveloper]

They're clearly doing everything in their power to get a reaction out of Bill but I love how stoic he's being about it.

[@zachbut13]

i love how much Bill makes Tom laugh

[@nutzabout3]

OMG...I literally DIED laughing watching this... wasn't expecting it to be THAT funny! LOL

[@gfunkera]

You figuratively died

[@danielw1885]

Tom "I wish it was just me and Bill" Segura

[@m.w.n.360]

Bump

[@danielw1885]

?

[@iwastoldtherewaspie]

So does everyone who is listening

[@kylebowling1804]

dan whits rather be soft than crusty.

[@danielw1885]

Why thank you sir

[@GooniesNeverSayDie1980]

The “having to shout always” bit has my jaws & diaphragm hurting from laughter….😁🥴😆

[@jgallub]

Female that loves Bill Burr stand up.

[@misbah4887]

Same!

[@soiboisteve515]

Hardly

[@UnchainedMelodie92]

Yup, same here! I think he's my favorite stand up!

[@xtcaudio]

Bills face listening to the Would You Rather music 😂

[@justin_gosselin]

It's like Tom & Christina are Rick & Morty and Bill is South Park.

[@26lekent]

Justin Gosselin what

[@youtube.commentator]

N...no, it's not

[@escherpainting8622]

Bill is actually the most naturally funny person I've ever witnessed talk.

[@kyenalder2706]

That ladies laugh makes me wanna clean windows

[@potnoodles4life171]

Bill burr coming up with that loop hole in a matter of seconds is why he's such a genius 😂

[@Danielsbadgaming]

He would be Samuel L. Jackson, IM NOT YELLING THIS IS HOW I TALK, HAVEN”T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES!!!

[@oc7078]

THEY ATE ME A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME

[@oljerzbastard4847]

The crazy thing is that Bill is in that skit

[@0DaRisingSun0]

SAMUEL JACKSON ITS MY BEER YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

[@StonkeyDomp]

"It'll get you drunk!" "You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time!" - Samual L. Jackson

[@esme553]

The scream/run bit was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I was dying at work and no one understood.

[@kuhdiejay4905]

I love how she laughs 😂 she’s got that “I’m dead bruh” laugh, and the girl laugh and the snort 😂😂😂

[@arsplastiques]

Bill takes shit from no one, holds his own, and doesn't let anyone speak for him or put words into his mouth. He calls bullshit like no one else and for all of these reasons and more he's one of my faves.

[@TheGreenCouncil]

Running everywhere, so like GTA in real life.

[@TheKrighter]

I love the hell out of all three of these people, gawd damn.

[@michaelcastillo3231]

What I love more than anything is the laughter between all of them.

[@trenorman832]

a 2 and a half minute ad that youtube won't let me skip over. This is becoming a problem.

[@Kasolojooo]

Tre Norman adblocker

[@neo20k]

Tom Cruise obviously chose to run everywhere 😂

[@Omelette18]

You guys have great chemistry with Bill, you should make him your sister wife.

[@kevzeman]

Hey thanks for totally brining down the energy of the show with the music bits

[@fuckeththou8925]

The music made this hard to hear at times... no need for it.

[@TheSupersabby]

stop listening then this isnt a library

[@fuckeththou8925]

TheSupersabby damn you mad buddy? Why though? Does it hurt your feelings when someone says something you don't like? It's called constructive criticizm you ass wipe

[@devboywonder7382]

I'm pretty sure that's the point

[@m.w.6526]

He's not your buddy, fella.

[@m.w.6526]

He's also not an ass wipe, buddy.

[@ClwkInstnct]

I’ve never been more glad to be wearing headphones

[@coltonw8686]

Bill already shouts doing his act though lol Even his podcast is about 70 percent shouting.

[@flyhog8574]

Could you imagine though if he did the yelling full time dressed like Eddie Izard? Lol

[@paigejones744]

I’m seriously laughing so hard 😂🤣😂 good job YMH

[@gilley73779]

i love toms loud voise

[@beerinoculum]

*voice

[@M_Mooon]

Suppressing my laughter at work. SO HARD TO DO

[@aklei114]

Christina’s laugh had me laughing

[@Gixsir]

This is the best one EVER! Running vs Shouting

[@narcthy993]

"Or you're always shouting" that's just Bill Burr anyway

[@familytrieserichiltz940]

Every single time you grocery shop is supermarket sweep! Fantastic!

[@mikeg4490]

YOOU LIKE THAT? YOU FEEL SO GOOD!

[@wesoakes]

All the podcast champs together. It’s rare that I laugh out loud at a podcast but this killed me.

[@Addicti0nz1]

This one was hilarious

[@jadamsm]

Bill Burr is the best comedian of all time. It’s not even close ..

[@mfgary5094]

My reaction to the music is the same as Bill’s.... wtf

[@skennedy204]

Is everybody high as a kite? Love the laughing.❤️

[@StonkeyDomp]

When the shouting option came up all I could think of was the Samual L. Jackson beer skit. #itllgetyoudrunk

[@Wickwok]

this was great! took my mind off the toothache that im ignoring unsuccesfully! 😂😂😂😂

[@eric2794]

The loud music is hilarious 😂

[@drewchestnut468]

I keep waiting for Bill Burr to disappoint me, but I just keep laughing.

[@iondylan]

Bill Burr woman of the year 2018

[@travisgray751]

Music segment I was looking at the edge of the screens half expecting Ruby Rhod to jump out wearing that leopard-print catsuit.

[@ericgregory7366]

"Woke AF" 😂😂😂😂

[@BrassMtn]

These three are frigging gold lol

[@bigbenecu]

Gotta love ads between the setup and the punchline. That doesn’t ruin the joke at all.

[@AZCaveMan480]

Benjamin Herring would you rather download adblock or pay for Red? Hmmmm

[@jebbobo5517]

Lmao imagine you’re at like a 5 star restaurant, suuuuuper nice. You gotta go to the bathroom and you break into a dead sprint😂 or when you’re coming through the front door you have to bash through because your in a sprint

[@michaelbar598]

Bill Burr's face when the music comes on is me every time I hear EDM.