Bill Maher and the South #3

A third compilation of Maher's jokes and observations on the American South and Southerners.
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[@jameslisle7775]

This is my favorite series!

[@petergreen2552]

"You can't get into the waffle house without a reservation"_ 😂

[@ObservantHistorian]

I grew up in the DC suburbs Northern Virginia in the 60s to early 70s. My parents split when I was fifteen. For a short time - and much against my will - I ended up moving to coastal Mississippi with my father. I'd heard about the kind of hate, racism and ignorance that characterized "the South," but to actually SEE it, and to actually see how self-righteously hideous these people were, was a great shock. I left there after several weeks, to go live with my mother in rural upstate NY, where she had gone to be with her family. Same god damn place. The same ignorance. The same racism. The same hatefulness. Good "conservatives" all.

[@JavierArveloCruzSantana]

Cuntservatives: "We only want to *chain* others to *our* way. The Bible says we should not change.

[@KevinWidesouls]

Definitely a similar hate in the rural areas, but at least a good part of upstate NY is akin to the “blue collar rust belt.” They vote Democratic, and while they are more prone to have prejudicial views than a liberal city, they don’t literally think slavery was cool and evolution isn’t a thing like large areas of the south.

[@josephcockburn1402]

Observant gender confused?

[@mauricedrew3150]

Great points! Was was born in VA college in DC. I agree 100%!

[@spencersnyder7042]

I grew up in rural North Carolina and rural New York is the most racist place I have ever been in my entire life. And while they all blame Democrats for ruining the state and driving people out, I actually left to get away from all the Trump-voting bigots. Granted, the south is still probably more conservative overall and people down there are more likely to openly say they don't like black people. But rural New Yorkers will start every sentence with "I'm not racist, but..." and nothing good ever comes after that.

[@gustavozaragosa]

Those "gun mounts" are called an "easy rider rifle rack" form the movie and the 70's, I bring you history.

[@peppytoto]

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[@sabrina-hu4ri]

Bill is the man. I'm a big fan and genuinely appreciate everything he has to say. The Southerners truly ARE a backward nation. No doubt. Very sad.

[@bonnieforman9700]

I feel the same way about the south as Bill does.

[@J_Braz_]

Bonnie Forman . Me too. And I live in Alabama.

[@mikedrown2721]

Me too

[@gz9520]

Not me, I dislike those rednecks more.

[@jameswilliamjohnson]

I'm half English and the other half is Southern. I've lived in the South since 1972. We should have let them go. We could have survived and nationwide SAT averages would be higher.

[@axelbauron155]

But they would be in constant war against the North, Mexico and every single island in the Caribbeans.

[@josephcockburn1402]

Ignorant

[@josephcockburn1402]

@O.P. Yates for a while now I've been questioning what humans really are. "People" like you might be another species.

[@daveyhouston]

Bush the worst administration!? I long for him now!!

[@sarahflanagan9345]

Bush II was still pretty awful. Just ask the Iraqi and Afghani people how bad a president George W was.

[@nonmagicmike723]

@@sarahflanagan9345 Obama had the chance to pull out and didn't.

[@richardcantin412]

That’s it! Just write “ Bill Maher” on the ballot!

[@Zeldarw104]

Hold meee baaaacck!😂😂😂😂

[@gz9520]

Q. How does a southern girl get to be 18 years old and still be a Virgin? A. By being able to run faster than her brother.

[@pplla7821]

I don't think the Chinese have a Chinese car! Lol

[@waltermachnicz5490]

Chinese have cars and even cars that look like expensive foreign cars. Not American pickups or SUVs.

[@Psicokass]

Great ending xd your videos are great, hail bill!!

[@patstory4798]

We're not all the same in the South.

[@eaubert1]

"It's a city versus country thing!" …. Bill, academics call it "urban versus rural"!

[@guapoviejo9135]

Etienne: But academics know what all four terms mean. It's a GOOD thing to have a large vocabulary and to use the best word you know to describe "whatever". Knowledge is not inherently bad, nor is education.

[@johndanielson3777]

What’s the difference

[@eaubert1]

@@johndanielson3777…. it's the difference between "How do you do, madam?" and ".... 'sup?": the same underlying message, yet worlds apart!

[@winstonsmith11]

@@eaubert1 If you go around saying "How do you do, Madam?", then you're either 100 years old or a full blown psychopath.

[@eaubert1]

@@winstonsmith11 …. I don't go around saying "How do you do, Madam?"! But obviously you missed my point, here.

[@gustavozaragosa]

At 3:20. It's not "gun mounts at the back" it's an easy rider rifle rack.

[@ja3482]

Bill never explained the one thing that would be different. I guess we'll never know.

[@sciencedude8544]

Hmmm? Could it be slavery?

[@jameswilson7790]

Could be.

[@hijodelaisla275]

@@sciencedude8544 You're that guy.

[@kleidenwaht]

Hmm Is it time for another "Explaining Jokes To Idiots"? The Hank Williams Jr. tune is an obvious parody.

[@nonyadamnbusiness9887]

Are you listing California? Oregon? Washington? You absolutely do not want to the South.

[@smeyer9507]

I wish I had a Chinese car, they're making electric one!

[@anobodyissomebody]

Bill, I just saw a cartoon I know will like: Jesus, if he had been gay, he would have said AH MEN!

[@patrickjenkins6383]

For those who are puzzled by Bill's last question, the short answer is: (SLAVERY.) You're welcome.

[@hijodelaisla275]

Could you also wipe the drool off the chins of those who needed your explanation? Thanks.

[@patrickjenkins6383]

Eww, gross! 🥴/😂

[@jamesjackovich5886]

Deliver me from Deliverance

[@isaacleillhikar4566]

Would you know someone I talked to was surprised I said Texas was home to any black people.?

[@nonmagicmike723]

Most American blacks live in the South, and most of _those_ in the Deep South.

[@dianahill7239]

I like that I don't understand all your jokes. Let's me realize how normal I am.

[@Elsang-Ngnb9iv]

Just matter of times, no one can used theirs the names to claims our families legacy's of the worldwide lands and Properties ownership's at all.

[@ohioexpax1592]

Who is the guy Bill is interviewing? He looks like Jonathan Cain of Journey

[@gastropod557]

The thing that was "left out" of the Hank Williams' Jr. song was "Incest."

[@mindlessgonzo]

They'd kept their slaves, let's be real.

[@gastropod557]

@Chrris Smith Sure hope you don't kiss your mother with the same mouth you speak with.

[@patrickjenkins9167]

🗿 Maher's an above average comedian. As an L.A. native with southern roots, I have the option of (not) laughing at every single joke he makes about the South. At the end of the day, Y'all, they're just JOKES 🙄. It should go w/o saying that there are a lot of SWEETHEARTS in the Deep South. I'm related to some of them❗🥀 (S.F.)

[@mckenzie.latham91]

If jokes offend...then they have a hint of truth...and that truth is what offends far more.

[@lessehead]

Patrick Jenkins They’re jokes based on truths. Bill is a political comedian. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him say anything about the south that wasn’t true, Y’ALL!

[@josephcockburn1402]

@@lessehead you are great...at being an asshole.

[@jamesjackovich5886]

Where would they get their foodstamps?

[@ronaldbartels1822]

Bunker Hill IL Partridge Post #578

[@friedeswide]

The south is America’s real problem, but no one want to touch that. It’s time to be honest, and have a national conversation about it.

[@regularwarya9443]

Change the two Senators per state system to fairer representaion and they will loose all that bad influence in your politics .

[@nonmagicmike723]

What do you mean "touch that"? Touch it how? The North invaded it once and burned much of it, only for the South to go straight back to its old ways even before Reconstruction was over. Truth is, Americans love the South. Actions speak louder than words. When the South tried to secede, the country mobilized to keep it in the Union. And now, the South is growing fast because Americans from all regions are moving to it.

[@nonmagicmike723]

@@regularwarya9443 No, because Southern states are populous states. The states that would lose out to a proportional representation of Senators would be primarily Midwestern states like Wyoming and the Dakotas, as well as a handful of Northern states like Vermont and Delaware.

[@brianjoyce9040]

Bill IS funny but not essentially trying to be accurate. And sometimes he is in the only honest group, of few, on a righteous path to truths

[@byronstansberry1638]

Yep he left out one huge thing, the South was great at!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randygeroux9263]

There 50 years behind the rest of the country

[@josephcockburn1402]

So is your grammar.

[@jamesdettmann94]

These days, being 50 years behind is good because western culture is degenerating

[@musicauthority7828]

HWjr only got were he is because of father. if that ain't bad enough he sold out to the NFL. there's another joke that I will save for another day.

[@patricklowry7001]

I usually really like Bill, but when he goes on one of his elitist rants against the south or the midwest he really disappoints me. I think he is better than that. Getting cheap laughs by making disparaging generalizations is beneath you, Bill.

[@homerdalaine8761]

The difference is Bill is a comedian whom people pay to see.....you just come across as racist. You too could have a national audience, if you had any talent that people would want to pay to see! No one is forcing you to watch him so bugger off if you cant take a joke!

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@nonmagicmike723 IQ is not really a sign of anything, IQ does not directly correlate to intelligence www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/9755929/IQ-tests-do-not-reflect-intelligence.html

[@mckenzie.latham91]

*I usually really like Bill, but when he goes on one of his elitist rants against the south or the midwest he really disappoints me.* LOL i love all the triggered people who think asking people to show logical and fact based thinking, non racist or prejudice views and to show some actual personal responsibility and civility is now called being elitist. Especially regarding people who voted for a billionaire elitst and man who lives in a golden tower with his name in gold all over it...Donald trump.. it seems that being an elitist northern asshole doesn't bug the south or Midwest as long as they hate the left, hate Muslims, hate immigrants illegal or otherwise, champion white supremacy and christian theocracy and spout a bunch of right wing talking point horseshit... *Getting cheap laughs by making disparaging generalizations is beneath you, Bill.* Point out what you believe are the disparaging generalizations so we can go to actual facts to show if they're in fact disparaging generalizations...and not inconvenient truths you'd rather not admit or choose to dismiss.

[@nonmagicmike723]

@@mckenzie.latham91 Sure thing. When you test someone's pattern-spotting abilities and spatial memory and mathematical skills, that's not really intelligence, that's... well, call it whatever you want, but you'd agree that those things measured are pretty important cognitive skills.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@nonmagicmike723 Which again does not correlate to intelligence, in fact the reason most people would not use that data which without beating around the bush is called "eugenics" is because it was determined that a person's genetics wasn't a reliable or fair judgment or reflection of their abilities...people overcome their limitations routinely... which is nuance and context.

[@Free56Can]

I am a Canadian. I find this disgusting. Have visited every state. Americans everywhere are the most friendly, helpful people we have encountered everywhere, from Alaska to Alabama. If one made jokes like this about Blacks, Jews, Asians, Etc. they would be ostracized/cancelled. Love Bill Maher otherwise.

[@davidmccarron2903]

Texans, for God sakes,drop the leather vests and chaps! Seriously! Your embarrassing yourselves! Leather western wear turned gay a decade ago! Come on! Jeans and black t-shirts. No more leather boots either. The Stetson cowboy hats are not an ensemble for a suit, unless you sing Christian country music on TBN!

[@calbowa]

Well you sure as hell ain’t ever looked your dinner in the eye

[@KLee27533]

Before everyone continues relentlessly hating on the entire South, how about you actually try to educate yourself on the subject instead of watching hypocritical jargon like this so you can understand that we are a normal place. We have a lot of pride in our culture and sure, there are some bad people who also make some bad decisions, but please, tell me a single solitary location that doesn't have those issues. The rest of the country needs to get off their high horse and realize just how alike we are before you start throwing stones....

[@jameswilliamjohnson]

I'm a Liberal, half English, half South Carolinian. Shut up, Bill.

[@josephcockburn1402]

@@Scyllax homo?

Bill, I used to find you a tad funny. Now I think you're just a sad little man whom is suffering from TDS level 6. Get help before you get your show canceled and put people out of work.

[@TheEnsakz]

Maher is so hateful.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

For calling people out on their shit...nah he's just uncomfortably honest.

[@annnee6818]

Well some things are awful not talking about it is pretty dumb. But I know Americans are notoriously unable to deal with what they call "negativity" which is actually calling out problems in order to solve them. So they pretend America is perfect (even though it clearly isn't) and you're evil and unpatriotic for saying "hey this is bad/dumb"

[@larapalma3744]

He's a comedian

[@larapalma3744]

@TheAstrius LOL good point

[@josephcockburn1402]

@@annnee6818 wtf?

[@4everu984]

Ugh, so stereotypical liberal.

[@alphavegas1]

Found the Nazi

[@homerdalaine8761]

Actually, so stereotypical Bill....if you don't like his comedy then don't watch it, it really is that simple. I can't stand liars so I choose not to watch Faux News, see how that works!

[@mckenzie.latham91]

In other words he's being factually correct and hitting a nerve for being so...gotcha

[@4everu984]

I’m Liberal, we can only win through focused policy issues, not being divided. I’m tired of losing. The Right meets once a week at church. They are cremating us over our identity politics. Having rich libs keep calling folks dumb, has not worked yet.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@4everu984 *The Right meets once a week at church. They are cremating us over our identity politics.* Which has next to nothing to do with economic or foreign policy, has nothing to do with most policy issues... This idea that you have to bend over backwards to allow the right and Conservatives to say and do as they please with no backlash or correction, becasue they might vote agaisnt you which 90% of them were already intending to do or would never vote for any leftist anyway.. is appeasement. Simple as that.